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Soy Speak ('oy 'peak), also known as 'Jakspeak, is a constructed international auxiliary language spoken mainly on The Party and formerly on /qa/. This page will house a dictionary, where the meaning of words, the correct way to apostrophise them (the main reason why this page was made) and if different from English, their definitions in Soy Speak. Feel free to contribute.
Core Features of Soy Speak
English | Soy Speak |
a good thing | gem |
a bad thing | coal |
neuter | carbon |
decent | Iron |
a good thing, with bad qualities | goal |
good | gemmy |
bad | coaly |
a better thing, comparatively | gemerald[1] |
a worse thing, comparatively | dust |
a worse thing than the worse thing | brimstone[2] |
the worst of the worst | vantablack[3][4] |
normal people | normies |
alt-rightist | chud |
user of soyjak.party | soyteen, usually written 'teen |
soyjak.party | the 'sharty, the sharty, the 'party, the 'arty |
4chan | the 'cuck, 4cuck |
Discord | 'cord, Der 'cord |
The above table highlights the very core vocabulary of Soy Speak. These are the words that you will see used the most in the 'sharty.
English | Soy Speak |
---|---|
[syllable 1] [syllable 2] | '[syllable 2] |
[syllable 1] [syllable 2] [syllable 3] | '[syllable 2] [syllable 3] |
[syllable 1] [syllable 2] [syllable 3] | '[syllable 3] |
The above table shows the general rules for apostrophising multisyllable nouns in soy speak. While not every noun should be apostrophised in such a manner, any noun with multiple syllables can be abbreviated within Soy Speak using this method. Simply, Soy Speak allows any number of syllables in a noun before the final syllable to be replaced with a " '." For example, Cobson becomes 'son. In some cases, single syllable words like "gem" can be apostrophised in a similar manner but rather than replacing a syllable, only the first letter is replaced. The reason for why this happens stems to bypassing certain words and avoiding persecution from jannies, fittingly, this rule is scientifically called "Janny's law." Nowadays, this feature still exists in Soy Speak, despite there not being much persecution.
Usually, only the first syllable will get removed, which will then happen over and over again to bypass the filters put by jannies. Although there are some examples, like the word "Ongezellig." Ongezellig was first apostrophised as "'zellig," even though logically it should have been "'gezellig." There is dispute as to why this happened, but it is suspected that it is because gezellig doesn't sound very appealing to the ears.
English | Soy Speak |
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Chud | Chvd |
Sometimes the letter "u" is replaced with "v". This is a reference to old roman writing, that didn't feature the letter "U" and instead used "V" in place of it, this probally didn't originate in the 'sharty but in right wing twitter.
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gem
Etymology
From the English word "gem", meaning "A precious stone, usually of substantial monetary value due to its beauty and appearance"
Noun
gem (countable, plural gems, apostrophised 'em)
- A high-effort and high-quality post.
- "This post is such a gem."
- A good thing.
A
-ACK
Etymology
Onomatopoia from the sound a tranny make when xhe hangs xerselves.
Interjection
ACK
- A phrase usually inserted into the middle of a soyquote to indicate the individual being quoted is a tranny.
- >Trans rights are hum-ACK!
Antimatter
Etymology
From "Anti-" + "Matter" The particles of matter that are reversely charged to the particles of "regular" matter. The term originates from the hypothetical destructive power of Antimatter, when it is isolated.
Noun
Antimatter (uncountable)
- Something so bad it is met with universal contempt.
- A hypothetical type of content even worse than Vantablack.
- The coal that will kill the 'Sharty.
B
Banishment
Etymology
From the English word "Banish", meaning "To send someone away and forbid them returning."
Noun
Banishment (countable, plural Banishments, apostrophised 'nishment, sometimes shortened as ban)
- A state where a user is unable to post on a website, usually due to breaking one of it's rules.
- "I got 'nished from the 'cuck for posting 'jaks."
Brimstone
Etymology
From the English word "brimstone", meaning "A synonym for Sulfur, now typically restricted to use in a biblical context."
Noun
Brimstone (countable, plural brimstones, apostrophised 'im, Sometimes shortened as Brim)
- A very low-effort and offensively low-quality post.
- "This post is brimstone from the depths of niggerhell."
- A very bad thing.
- A word indicating something worse than Dust.
Bugs
Etymology
A small insect.
Noun
Bug (countable, plural bugs, buggies)
- Insects used for human consumption by soyboys, endorsed by Klaus Schwab and the elites over at the World Economic Forum as an alternative to meat.
- >You WILL eat the bugs!
C
'Cado
Etymology
From Nikocado Avocado, but apostrophised
Noun
'Cado (countable, plural 'Cados)
- Nikocado Avocado
- "Stop spamming the thread with 'cado porn!"
- Nikocado Avocado's asshole
- "Stop spamming the thread with 'cado" pictures!"
Carbon
Etymology
From the English word "Carbon", meaning "The chemical element with an atomic number of 6."
Noun
Carbon (uncountable)
- A Mediocre, forgettable post.
- "The carbon that does nothing to the Sharty."
- Something that is neither good nor bad.
Catalog
Etymology
From the English word "Catalogue", meaning "A systematic list of books, names, pictures, etc."
Noun
Catalog (countable, plural Catalogs, apostrophised 'log, sometimes called the Catty)
- A collection of all the threads on a given board.
- "Cob on the 'log."
- "Gemmy catty wipe"
Clitty
Etymology
From clitoris, a small bump on the top of a vagina. Trannies began using the term to describe their penises because they are mentally ill.
Noun
Clitty
- A term discord trannies uses to mockingly refer to a very small penis, usually possessed by incels. Leaks whenever said incel gets angry or excited.
- "Seething clittycel thread."
- "Ain't readin allat clittybabble 💀"[No one says this]
Cobson
Etymology
From Jacobson, an alternative word for Soyjak, commonly shortened by Soyspeak to 'Cobson or just Cobson.
Noun
Cobson (Cob, Cobby, Gemson, Coalson, Winson)
- A soyjak variant that was spammed often on /qa/ and the sharty, traced from a scene from the movie The Lawnmower Man.
- "Cobson the WINson on the 'log"
Noun
Cobson
- A soyjak variant that was spammed often on /qa/ and the sharty, traced from a scene from the movie The Lawnmower Man.
- "Cobson the WINson on the 'log"
Coinslot[5]
Etymology
Slang for Nikocado Avocado's infamous butthole picture that became popular as a shock image in raids.
Noun
Coinslot (countable, plural Coinslots)
- Nikocado Avocado's infamous butthole picture
- "Spam xher stream with coinslots!"
4cuck
Etymology
From 4chan + cuck (A weak, virile or submissive man.)
Proper noun
4cuck (apostrophised the 'cuck)
- An anonymous imageboard founded in 2003, very popular with troons and niggers.
- "The 'cucks been coal ever since /qa/ got deleted."
D
Discord
Etymology
From the instant messaging platform Discord.
Noun
Discord (countable and uncountable, plural discords apostrophised 'Cord)
- (uncountable) An instant messaging platform founded in 2015 extremely popular among troons and pedophiles who love ruining the sharty.
- "Discord and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race."
- "'cord troons woke up[6]"
- (countable) Any instance of a server on the above mentioned platform.
- "Der 'Cord woke up."
Dust
Etymology
From the English word "dust", meaning "Dry material reduced to powder."
Noun
Dust (uncountable, apostrophised 'ust )
- A low-effort and low-quality post, that contributes very little or no value.
- "This article is dust."
- A comparatively bad thing.
- Something worse than coal.
- Something that should be forgotten, or erased quickly, due to how low-quality it is.
E
F
Foid
Etymology
This term is an inverse of the term "moid" which was coined by the radical feminist image board, crystal.cafe.
Noun
foid (countable, plural foids, apostrophised 'oid[7])
- A derogatory term used for women (not to be confused with trannies who aren't women.)
- "The 'fe is filled with retarded foids."
G
Geg
Etymology
From Kek + Gem[8], artificially created during the laugh wars to help differentiate sharty culture from 4cuck culture.
Interjection
Geg (Sometimes written with multiple 'e's.)
- Indicating laughter or amusement.
- "GEEEEEG, do nusoidodoshittys really?."
gem
Etymology
From the English word "gem", meaning "A precious stone, usually of substantial monetary value due to its beauty and appearance"
Noun
gem (countable, plural gems, apostrophised 'em)
- A high-effort and high-quality post.
- "This post is such a gem."
- A good thing.
- "'cobson is such a gem.[9]"
gemerald
Etymology
gem + -erald, from the English word "emerald", proposed Futurama origin
Noun
gemerald (countable, plural gemeralds, apostrophised 'rald)
- A word combo that means a post higher quality than a regular gem.
- "common cobson gemerald."
H
HWABAG
Etymology
From the phrase "He Will Always Be A Gem[10]"
Acronym
HWABAG
- Cobson will always be high-quality.
- "Cobson is such a gem. HWABAG."
- He will always be high-quality. (Referring to somebody who was mentioned earlier)
- "why do you hate 'plierjak so much? HWABAG"
HWNBAG
Etymology
From the phrase "He Will Never Be A Gem[10]"
Acronym
HWNBAG
- Cobson will always be low quality.
- "Coalson is brim. HWNBAG."
- He will always be low-quality. (Referring to somebody who was mentioned earlier.)[11]
- "Fuck 'plier, HWNBAG."
I
IAS
Etymology
From the phrase "Is a soyjak[10]"
Acronym
IAS
- Referring to something possessing the qualities of a Soyjak.
- "Cobson is an IAS gem."
Iron
See Carbon
J
-jak
Etymology
Taken from the end of the Soy Speak word "soyjak."
Suffix
-jak
- Denotes an object as being a soyjak or soyjak variant.
- feraljak, fruitjak, colorjak
- "Say the line, X-jak"[12]
Janny
Etymology
From 4cuck slang "Janny", meaning "A forum moderator"
Noun
Janny (countable, plural Jannies, Janitors apostrophised 'anitor, 'anny, Janitor is sometimes used, as are tranitor, and JanJan)
- A low level moderator on imageboards that has the ability to delete posts but not ban users, who undertakes their work for no financial compensation whatsoever.
- Any internet moderator in general, wheather on imageboards or otherwise. Generally recieve no pay for their work.
- "Janny swept my 'ems off the log"
K
Ketchup
Etymology
From English "ketchup", meaning "A tomato-vinegar-based sauce, sometimes containing spices, onion or garlic."
Noun
ketchup (uncountable, apostrophised 'up)
- An objective alternative to gem.
- "Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC"
KYS
Verb
KYS (abbr. fro. kill yourself)
- An insult that implies the person should commit suicide for the post they made.
- "Your post is vantablack coal, therefore you should just go KYS, you bloody prick."
- An expletive that is typed upon seething.
- "KYS obsessed shitskin."
- The act of committing suicide.
- "You're acting irrationally. Don't KYS!"
Kway
Etymology
From 4cuck's /qa/
Proper Noun
Kway (Uncountable)
- A phonetic pronunciation of /qa/
see /qa/
L
Lee
Etymology
From Lee Goldson.
Noun
Lee (countable, plural Lees)
- An individual who emulates the obsessive behaviour and anger of the original Lee. Lees of the sharty tend to focus, like their namesake, on one particular variant or type of content they dislike, typically responding with threats of violence to any post containing or referrencing it.
'log
Etymology
Apostrophised form of Catalog.
Noun
'log (countable, plural 'logs)
- The catalog of /soy/.
- "'NAS on the 'log MODS MODS MODS"
- (uncommon) The catalog of any board.
M
Marge
Etymology
From The Simpsons character "Marge", deriving from a leebait image of a scene from The Simpsons where Homer says "Marge, I'm confused. Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?" to which Marge replies with "It's an ending, that's enough."
Interjection
Marge
- Used to express confusion or doubt.
- "Marge."
Margerald
Etymology
From marge + -erald.
Noun
margerald (countable, plural margeralds)
- A post so confusing that it has become a nonsense gem.
- "Colorjak margerald."
Meds
Etymology
Shortened form of medications.
Noun
Meds
- Medications, commonly used to weaken symptoms of mentally disorders such as Schizophrenia.
- "That never happened, meds NOW"
Mustard
Etymology
From English "mustard", meaning "Powder or paste made from seeds of the mustard plant, and used as a condiment or a spice."[13]
Noun
mustard (uncountable, apostrophised 'tard)
- An objective alternative to coal.
- "All that's mustard, all that's dust."
N
NAS
Etymology
From the phrase "Not a soyjak[10]"
Acronym
NAS
- Referring to something lacking most or all of the qualities of Soyjak.
- "Sidson is NAS coal."
Negate
Etymology
From Negate meaning "To nullify or cause to be innefective"
Verb
Negate (simple past and past participle negated apostrophised 'gated)
- The act of canceling out a sage by bumping a thread.
- "'gated"
newGODS
Etymology
From new (Newborn) + -GODS, a suffix showing endearment and well likedness. It is an inverse of 4cuck culture, where the term newfag was used to refer to new users. This is contrarian to the values of the 'sharty, where newGODS are well liked, which resulted in the creation of this term and the creation of the term oldtroon.
Noun
newGOD (countable, plural newGODS)
- Referring to a new user.
- "newGODS won oldtroons lost"
Niggerhell
Etymology
From Nigger + Hell
Noun
Niggerhell (countable, plural Niggerhells)
- A place of eternal damnation, where the enemies of the Sharty are punished
- "JANNY! Send OP to Niggerhell right now!"
Niggerhoard
Etymology
From Nigger + Hoard
Noun
Niggerhoard (countable, plural Niggerhoards)
- A large gathering of degenerate, forsaken, or dangerous people.
- "The unearthly Niggerhoard draws close"
Nothingburger
Etymology
From Nothing + Cheeseburger.
Noun
Nothingburger (countable, plural Nothingburgers)
- An event that has a large amount of anticipation, but ultimately produces little to nothing in value. In other words, it is expected to be a gem, but turns to dust.
- "All the raids this week were complete Nothingburgers."
N'oss
Etymology
Words New and Toss combined into one
Noun
N'oss
- A word for a new toss
Nvke
Etymology
Abbreviation of the Soy Speak phrase "TrvthNvke", which is derived from the phrase "Truth Bomb"
Noun
Nvke (countable, plural Nvkes)
- A truthful and revealing statement
- "I'm about to drop some Nvkes about the doll era"
Adjective
- Revealing and factual.
- "OP just posted a real Nvke 'toss"
O
Oldtroon
Etymology
From old (Of a living being, having lived for most of the expected years.) + troon, it is an inverse of 4cuck culture, where the term newfag was used to refer to new users. This is contrarian to the values of the 'sharty, where newGODS are well liked, which resulted in the creation of this term and the creation of the term newGOD.
Noun
oldtroon (countable, plural oldtroons, apostrophised 'troon[14])
- Referring to an old user, usually frogsissies, who are mad about new soyteens joining the site.
- "zoomer DIAMOND TOTAL OLDTROON DEATH"
- Referring to a newGOD trying to act like an old user, while having opinions even oldtroons don't.
- "The Kuz era wasn't good nigger stop acting like an oldtroon."
OMGSISA
Etymology
From the phrase "Oh My God She Is So Attractive[10]"
Acronym
OMGSISA
- Referring to an attractive woman.
- "OMGSISA."
- Sarcastically used in referrence to troons and ugly women.
Ongezellig
Etymology
From the Dutch animated web series "Ongezellig", the name of which means "Unsociable" in Dutch
Proper noun
Ongezellig (uncountable, apostrophised 'Zellig, rarely 'lig)
- A dutch animated web series that was first released on youtube in 2018 and gained traction on 4cuck's /qa/. It ended in 2023.
- "'lig on the 'log."
- "'zellig is gemmy and /qa/ culture."
- "'zellig is dutchnime cancer."
P
'P
Etymology
From CP, an English acronym for "child pornography."
Noun
'p (uncountable)
- Child pornography, often spammed by discord troons or 4cucks to cause chaos.
- "EMBEDDED 'P AT 0:13 MODS MODS MODS"
Q
/qa/
Etymology
From the 4cuck Question & Answer board.
Acronym
/qa/
- The Question and & Answer board on 4cuck, which, while not the birthplace of Soyjaks, was where much of early soy culture developed.
- "Gemson was first posted on /qa/"
- The Question and & Answer on the Sharty.
R
S
Sage
Etymology
From a Japanese word pronounced "Sah-gay", but you WILL pronounce it as "sayje" in English.
Noun, Verb
Sage, saged
- The act of replying to a thread with "sage" in the email field, which prevents your post from bumping the thread up to the top of the catalog, in order to prevent other users from seeing the thread in an attempt to kill the thread.
- "Coal thread. Sage"
- A post with sage in the email field
Sharty
Etymology
From "Party" + shart, a shit mixed with a fart.
Noun
Sharty (uncountable)
- A name for Soyjak.party.
- "I saw it posted on the sharty."
Sneed
Etymology
From Sneed's Feed and Seed, a meme on /tv/ from The Simpsons.
Noun, Verb
Sneed
- A meme from The Simpsons, commonly used for shitposting on 4cuck and the sharty.
- "Clean it up, oh janny, let it Sneed."
- Used as an alternative to "seethe"
Soot
Etymology
From soy + Moot, founder of 4cuck
Noun
Soot
- The creator and first admin of Soyjak.party.
- "SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT"
Sproke
Etymology
The soda beverages "Coke" and "Sprite" mixed together.
Noun
Sroke
- A drink comprised of Sprite and Coke, was a popular meme on /qa/.
- "Has anyone ever tried sproke before?"
Soyjak
Etymology
From "Wojak" + soy.
Noun
Soyjak (countable), Soyjaks, Soijak, 'Jak.
- A meme depicting a stereotype of a nerdy, bald, and unintelligent male, known as a soyboy.
- "I do NOT look like a soyjak!"
Soyteen
Etymology
From Soyboy + teen (teenager)
Noun
Soyteen (countable, plural Soyteens, apostrophised 'teens or 'oyteens,[15] wordfilter bypassed as soiteen.)
- One who posts soyjaks, originally used as an insult by 4cucks who perceived such users of being underage or immature.
- Any participant in soy culture, whether on the Sharty or on splinters.
- "Gemmy post 'teen"
Soyquote
Etymology
From "Quote", referring to the Greentext feature on imageboards + soy.
Noun
Soyquote.
- The act of using the quote (greentext) feature on imageboards and posting a soyjak alongside it, implying the person you are quoting looks like that and says that.
- A thread with a soyjak along with a quote.
- "So many soyquotes on the catalog today."
T
Thrembo
Etymology
From the Proto-Indo-European *terenus[16]
Numeral
Thrembo
- A numerical value equal to Ϫ.
- A hypothetical intiger between 6 and 7.
- "The raid wiped Ϫ pages on the 'cuck"
'Toss
Etymology
From the American political comic "Stonetoss".
Noun
'toss (countable, plural 'tosses, apostrophised 'oss or 'ss[17])
- A comic, typically edited to include soyjaks.
- "New 'toss."
Trvthnvke
Etymology
Derived from the phrase "Truth Bomb."
Noun
Trvthnvke (countable, plural Truthnvkes, commonly written trvthnvke or trvke.)
- A truthful and revealing statement
- "I'm about to drop some Trvthnvkes about the froot era"
Adjective
- Revealing and factual
- "OP just posted a real Trvthnvke 'toss"
tsmt [18]
Etymology
From the phrase "this, so much this".[10] Commonly said by trannies, but used by soyteens ironically whenever they agree with something.
Acronym
tsmt
- Stating an affirmation of the author's agreement with the quoted person's view or opinion
U
V
Vantablack
Etymology
From the English word "Vantablack", meaning "A class of super-black coatings that absorb almost all light."
Noun
Vantablack (uncountable)
- An extremely low-effort and offensively low-quality post.
- "This post is vantablack niggerstone from hell."
- The worst of the worst.
- Something worse than Brimstone
W
Win
Noun
Win (countable, plural wins, abbr. W in zoomerspeak)
- A victorious post or event, sometimes contrasted by the opposing side posting a fail.
- "Common colorGOD win."
- A high quality post that represents a trend or faction.
- "That post is a Swedish win, for certain."
X
Xer
Noun
Xer (uncountable, pronoun, AKA Xher)
- Derogatory term, implies the person being referred to has bizarre pronouns, and is transgender.
- A made-up gender neutral pronoun. Helps make him or her feel special.
Y
YWNBAW
Etymology
From the phrase "You Will Never Be A Woman[10]"
Acronym
YWNBAW
- An insult referring to the fact that a transgender will never actually become a woman, no matter how hard he tries.
- "YWNBAW, kill yourself tranny freak"
Z
Citations
- ↑ the phrase "gemmy gemerald" or "the gemmiest gemerald" will often be used to indicate something that's better than a normal gemerald.
- ↑ There are some words that are used to say the opposite of brimstone, for example "tanzanite", but these aren't used very commonly. Usually, the term used is "gemerald".
- ↑ used both as a noun and an adjective, although it's usually only used as the phrase "vantablack brimstone", never adding anything to other nouns.
- ↑ There being more words to describe bad things than good things shows how the psyche of the average soyteen operates.
- ↑ usually, 'cado will also be used for the coinslot.
- ↑ Usually contracted into 'cordtroons.
- ↑ This is technically true, but nobody ever says it.
- ↑ https://wiki.soyjak.party/Soy_laughs
- ↑ NOTE: the quotations do not have anything to do with my personal views
- ↑ 10.0 10.1 10.2 10.3 10.4 10.5 10.6 In Soy Speak, every multi-word sentence can become an acronym. This is named Cobson's Law. (named by me)
- ↑ While this definition is possible, nobody ever uses it this way.
- ↑ This is frequently found in twittertroon memes, despite the subjects usually not being 'jaks. This is because trannies are retarded.
- ↑ Usage on soyjak.party start not known feel free to help out or something
- ↑ although this is correct, nobody says it, or something.
- ↑ Nobody says this.
- ↑ Acording to the 'ki page, the 'chive is dead thougbeit.
- ↑ Ev&oe 'toss is already apostrophied, it was apostrophised again due to Janny's law.
- ↑ tsmt is different from other acronyms, because it's usually always written in lowercase. this may be because the original acronym is all lowercase.
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