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'''Alyssa Mercante''' is a senior editor at [[Twitter|Kotaku]], the biggest and coalest shithole in the whole [[Commiepedotroon|gaming journalism circlejerk]] world (which is a considerable achievement and can be compared to being the blackest and most retarded gorilla nigger in [[Burundi]]). She is [[best known for]] being your typical whiny feminist cunt with no father figure and lots of free time who spends her whole day arguing with people on xitter, writing shitty articles about [[Shit Nobody Cares About|stuff nobody cares about]], [[Furries|fucking her dog]], trying to make her fans harass and mass report people she doesn't like and occasionally meeting with fellow braindead losers. Notice how playing vidya is not on her schedule despite her being a "journalist" from a supposed "video game website".  
'''Alyssa Mercante''' is a senior editor at [[Twitter|Kotaku]], the biggest and coalest shithole in the whole [[Commiepedotroon|gaming journalism circlejerk]] world (which is a considerable achievement and can be compared to being the blackest and most retarded gorilla nigger in [[Burundi]]). She is [[best known for]] being your typical whiny feminist cunt with no father figure and lots of free time who spends her whole day arguing with people on xitter, writing shitty articles about [[Shit Nobody Cares About|stuff nobody cares about]], [[Furries|fucking her dog]], trying to make her fans harass and mass report people she doesn't like and occasionally meeting with fellow braindead losers. Notice how playing vidya is not on her schedule despite her being a "journalist" from a supposed "video game website".  


She is also known for conducting an "investigation" on the anti-Sweet-Baby-Inc<ref>The name of their company is so fucking creepy btw, it sounds like something Jeffrey Epstein would come up with</ref> Steam group and [[Discord|'cord]] server which consisted of her joining the server, asking the people there to explain "why don't [they] have [their] real names and pictures associated with [their] 'cord accounts" (xhe actually said that geg) and asking them for interviews. After getting ignored for half an hour, she left the server and wrote the nothingburger of an article in which she described her fail and spent the rest of the time talking about how Sweet Caca Inc is ackchually just a narrative consulting company that improves game writing and definitely '''NOT''' an obvious part of their plot to push their woke agenda into video goys.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240307025113/https://kotaku.com/sweet-baby-inc-consulting-games-alan-wake-2-dei-1851312428 - A web archive link so that Kotaku don't get clicks from you curious chuddies</ref>
She is also known for conducting an "investigation" on the anti-Sweet Baby Inc.<ref>The name of their company is so fucking creepy btw, it sounds like something Jeffrey Epstein would come up with</ref> Steam group called Sweet Baby Inc detected and [[Discord|'cord]] server which consisted of her joining the server, asking the people there to explain "why don't [they] have [their] real names and pictures associated with [their] 'cord accounts" (xhe actually said that geg) and asking them for interviews. After getting ignored for half an hour, she left the server and wrote the nothingburger of an article in which she described her fail and spent the rest of the time talking about how Sweet Caca Inc. is ackchually just a narrative consulting company that improves game writing and definitely '''NOT''' an obvious part of their plot to push their woke agenda into video goys.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240307025113/https://kotaku.com/sweet-baby-inc-consulting-games-alan-wake-2-dei-1851312428 - A web archive link so that Kotaku don't get clicks from you curious chuddies</ref>
== Full Dox ==
==Full Dox==
On May 7th she doxed<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wt984FsWic</ref> Smash JT, a [[GamerGate|gayming]] [[YouTube|jewtuber]] who had made a few videos criticizing Kotaku, and contacted his wife, telling her that her husband is an evil alt-right chud and that she should divorce him. After that, she proceeded to play victim (keep in mind that that was before she even got doxed) and seethed at Smash JT immensely, calling him a "piece of shit gamergater" who "sends harassment towards countless people for clout". Naturally, everyone (except for her fellow wokie npcs, of course) turned against her, which caused even more seething, crying and professionally playing the victim. But little did xhe know that the worst was yet to come...
On May 7th she doxed<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wt984FsWic</ref> Smash JT, a [[GamerGate|gayming]] [[YouTube|jewtuber]] who had made a few videos criticizing Kotaku, and contacted his wife, telling her that her husband is an evil alt-right chud and that she should divorce him. After that, she proceeded to play victim (keep in mind that that was before she even got doxed) and seethed at Smash JT immensely, calling him a "piece of shit gamergater" who "sends harassment towards countless people for clout". Naturally, everyone (except for her fellow wokie npcs, of course) turned against her, which caused even more seething, crying and professionally playing the victim. But little did xhe know that the worst was yet to come...


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SECT 1. BASIC INFO
SECT 1. BASIC INFO


NAME: Allysa Mercante
NAME: Alyssa Mercante


Current Address: 5 Adam St, Massapequa, NY, 11758-1604
Current Address: 5 Adam St, Massapequa, NY, 11758-1604
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Mobile Phone Number: +1 (516)-394-0945
Mobile Phone Number: +1 (516)-394-0945


Landline Phone Number(maybe): +1 (516) 293-5890
Landline Phone Number (maybe): +1 (516) 293-5890




Married: no
Married: No


DOB: 4/02/1990, M/D/Y
DOB: 4/02/1990, M/D/Y
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Gender: Female
Gender: Female


Sect 2. Socials[[File:A Kotaku article.png|thumb|513x513px|Video games?]]Twitter: <nowiki>https://twitter.com/alyssa_merc</nowiki>
SECT 2. SOCIALS[[File:A Kotaku article.png|thumb|513x513px|Video games?]]Twitter: <nowiki>https://twitter.com/alyssa_merc</nowiki>
Linkedin: <nowiki>https://www.linkedin.com/in/alyssa-mercante-4333b922</nowiki>
Linkedin: <nowiki>https://www.linkedin.com/in/alyssa-mercante-4333b922</nowiki>


Instagram: <nowiki>https://www.instagram.com/alyssamerk/?hl=en</nowiki>
Instagram: <nowiki>https://www.instagram.com/alyssamerk/?hl=en</nowiki>


Youtube: <nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/@alyssamercante6514</nowiki>
YouTube: <nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/@alyssamercante6514</nowiki>


Relatives:
Relatives:
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Micheal Mercante: [email protected], [email protected], 36 8th Ave, Farmingdale, NY, 11735-5738, (516) 526-3949, old asf(66 yrs old)<ref>https://archive.marge.moe/raid/thread/115217#p115217</ref><ref>https://doxbin.com/upload/AlyssaMercantetheRetarc</ref>
Micheal Mercante: [email protected], [email protected], 36 8th Ave, Farmingdale, NY, 11735-5738, (516) 526-3949, old asf(66 yrs old)<ref>https://archive.marge.moe/raid/thread/115217#p115217</ref><ref>https://doxbin.com/upload/AlyssaMercantetheRetarc</ref>


== To Do: ==
==To Do:==
[[(You)]] can help us by doing any of the following and documenting it on this article:
[[(You)]] can help us by doing any of the following and documenting it on this article:


* Draw a hanging bernd (troonjak) of her with a funny caption;
* <s>Draw a hanging bernd (troonjak) of her;</s>
* Find her nudes (I've heard she used to be a webcam girl or something);
* Find her nudes (I've heard she used to be a webcam girl or something);
* Actually send the 'za;
* Actually send the 'za;
* Give her e-mail and phone number to spammer databases;
* Give her e-mail and phone number to spammer databases;
* Get her fired and blacklisted from everywhere;
* Get her fired and blacklisted from everywhere;
* Check if she still lives at the address;
* Send her crazy love letters (OMGSISA);
* Expand the article with any relevant information.
* Expand the article with any relevant information.


== The Seething Gallery ==
==The Seething Gallery==
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File:Alyssa Seethe 4.png
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File:Alyssa Seethe 5.png
File:Alyssa Seethe 5.png
File:Alyssa Seethe 6.png|{{Quote|>DMing people LE BAD even though I'm the one who sent multiple deranged DMs to Smash JT and his wife and he didn't even respond to me once}}
</gallery>
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== Citations ==
== Citations ==
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Revision as of 08:41, 11 May 2024

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Alyssa Mercante is Jewish.

The 'za has been ordered.

>still seethes at gamergate even though it happend a decade ago award

Alyssa Mercante is a senior editor at Kotaku, the biggest and coalest shithole in the whole gaming journalism circlejerk world (which is a considerable achievement and can be compared to being the blackest and most retarded gorilla nigger in Burundi). She is best known for being your typical whiny feminist cunt with no father figure and lots of free time who spends her whole day arguing with people on xitter, writing shitty articles about stuff nobody cares about, fucking her dog, trying to make her fans harass and mass report people she doesn't like and occasionally meeting with fellow braindead losers. Notice how playing vidya is not on her schedule despite her being a "journalist" from a supposed "video game website".

She is also known for conducting an "investigation" on the anti-Sweet Baby Inc.[1] Steam group called Sweet Baby Inc detected and 'cord server which consisted of her joining the server, asking the people there to explain "why don't [they] have [their] real names and pictures associated with [their] 'cord accounts" (xhe actually said that geg) and asking them for interviews. After getting ignored for half an hour, she left the server and wrote the nothingburger of an article in which she described her fail and spent the rest of the time talking about how Sweet Caca Inc. is ackchually just a narrative consulting company that improves game writing and definitely NOT an obvious part of their plot to push their woke agenda into video goys.[2]

Full Dox

On May 7th she doxed[3] Smash JT, a gayming jewtuber who had made a few videos criticizing Kotaku, and contacted his wife, telling her that her husband is an evil alt-right chud and that she should divorce him. After that, she proceeded to play victim (keep in mind that that was before she even got doxed) and seethed at Smash JT immensely, calling him a "piece of shit gamergater" who "sends harassment towards countless people for clout". Naturally, everyone (except for her fellow wokie npcs, of course) turned against her, which caused even more seething, crying and professionally playing the victim. But little did xhe know that the worst was yet to come...

On May 9th[4] 2024 her dox was posted on doxbin and reposted on /raid/:

Alyssa and her boyfriend


SECT 1. BASIC INFO

NAME: Alyssa Mercante

Current Address: 5 Adam St, Massapequa, NY, 11758-1604

Age: 33

Country of Residence: USA

Mobile Phone Number: +1 (516)-394-0945

Landline Phone Number (maybe): +1 (516) 293-5890

Email Addresses: [email protected], [email protected]

Married: No

DOB: 4/02/1990, M/D/Y

Gender: Female

SECT 2. SOCIALS

Video games?

Twitter: https://twitter.com/alyssa_merc

Linkedin: https://www.linkedin.com/in/alyssa-mercante-4333b922

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/alyssamerk/?hl=en

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alyssamercante6514

Relatives:

Alana Mercante: Employed at New York Institute of Technology

Micheal Mercante: [email protected], [email protected], 36 8th Ave, Farmingdale, NY, 11735-5738, (516) 526-3949, old asf(66 yrs old)[5][6]

To Do:

(You) can help us by doing any of the following and documenting it on this article:

  • Draw a hanging bernd (troonjak) of her;
  • Find her nudes (I've heard she used to be a webcam girl or something);
  • Actually send the 'za;
  • Give her e-mail and phone number to spammer databases;
  • Get her fired and blacklisted from everywhere;
  • Send her crazy love letters (OMGSISA);
  • Expand the article with any relevant information.

The Seething Gallery

  • >the husband of her children

    >the husband of her children

  • >DMing people LE BAD even though I'm the one who sent multiple deranged DMs to Smash JT and his wife and he didn't even respond to me once

    >DMing people LE BAD even though I'm the one who sent multiple deranged DMs to Smash JT and his wife and he didn't even respond to me once

Citations

  1. ↑ The name of their company is so fucking creepy btw, it sounds like something Jeffrey Epstein would come up with
  2. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240307025113/https://kotaku.com/sweet-baby-inc-consulting-games-alan-wake-2-dei-1851312428 - A web archive link so that Kotaku don't get clicks from you curious chuddies
  3. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wt984FsWic
  4. ↑ The date on doxbin says March 13th, but it was updated with relevant information only about a day ago
  5. ↑ https://archive.marge.moe/raid/thread/115217#p115217
  6. ↑ https://doxbin.com/upload/AlyssaMercantetheRetarc
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