Shit Nobody Cares About

>oh my science this is just like muh ED articles, can’t wait for the kino soy version of “offended” next with ovar 9000 TND!!!!!11

Offended? If (You) have been offended by "Shit Nobody Cares About", please click here and slowly scroll down to the bottom of the page.

Nobody cares about that shit, shut the fuck up.

>Nobody cares about that shit, shut the fuck up.

List of shit nobody cares about

• 

  >(even doe I care about those)

  The new variant you just created <----- this is the same guy who's jak folder is full of cobson self inserts
• The new subvariant you just created
• A GET on some dead shitty altchan (even doe I care about those)
• Your incel debunks on /soy/ (even doe nobody cares about the gray area rules)
• New IAS themed Splinter.
• Soycraft
• Soytopia
• Dailyjak
• How much better you think /qa/ was
• How much better you think the soot era was
• The type of porn you jerk off to
• Any niggerfaggot on here or here
• Whatever NAS you're currently trying to force
• How white you think your country is
• Countrywars
• King Caesar
• Ongezellig
• Cytube
• The dead thread you just bumo'd.
• Your 3 day 'nishment on 4cuck
• How you're 'nishment-evading on the sharty
• The soyjak thread you just made on 4cuck
• ^I care about this albeit <------ shit NOBODY cares about
• how much you spam
• what your cock (or neovagina) looks like or what color it is
• the gigantic shit you took when you woke up this morning
• Your grandfather's battle with cancer
• How much you hate Kuz
• How much you hate Doll
• How much you hate Froot
• Your lame political fanfiction
• [RANDOM SCAPEGOAT] you attempt to make someone else believe actually exists
• Any significant pop culture event in the last 16 years
• Any US president in the last 20 years
• Fundamental paper education
• The new stonetoss comic <--- I care about this
• Your new autistic obsession with something
• Your blogpost
• You