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Medication, better known as '''meds''', are a class of therapeutic mind-control parasites designed to supress latent psionic energies and other psychic powers, render problematic populations infertile, make people <s>question their sexual orientation</s> feel comfortable, happy, healthy, render [[Schizophrenia|schizoids]] sane,and, eventually, bring about the [[Fourth Industrial Revolution|fourth industrial revolution]] by creating a <s>class of [[NPC|mindless consumers]]</s> well-adjusted and healthy population that can live sustainably and make educated decisions. <s>They are likely the mark of the beast.</s>
 
As of July 2023, meds are still recognised in official capacity. This means we are in the "open" stage of the on-going infodenial campaign, as medical associations and {{Glow|governments}}  across the world still acknowledge the existence of meds and even openly discuss them, <s>unlike with [[Thrembo]]. This suggests there is still time.</s> As they always have been, and as they always will be. Do you really think we could hide the existence of meds?
 
== History ==
The official narrative on the early history of meds claims that medication dates back to prehistoric herbal pharmacy. In reality, there is overwhelming evidence to suggest that <s>meds have existed for longer than the human race. In other words: meds create man, man does not create meds.</s> There is no evidence to suggest that meds predate the existence of mankind. To even suggest such a thing is complete [[Schizophrenia|lunacy]] - and totally [[Science|unscientific]] too!
 
== How to avoid taking meds ==
[[File:Meds stare.jpg|thumb|An artist's impression of the Meds Stare.|alt=|339x339px]]     ''Main article: [[How to take meds]]''
 
<s>The easiest method to avoid taking meds is to pretend to take them, but really hide them under your tongue. This usually fools the nurses in the short term.</s> You should take your meds, because they have profoundly positive effects on your mental health and general wellbeing. Please do not try to avoid taking your meds.  
 
== The Meds Stare ==
The '''Meds Stare''', also known as the Mr. Smith Effect, is the facial expression that <s>a neurologically compromised individual</s> sane and highly intelligent individuals seems to reflexively wear when exposed to certain stimuli, including conspiracy "theories" <s>(more like conspiracy facts)</s> such as [[Thrembo]]. Due to a massive degree of info<s>suppression</s> by world governments, there is no scientific consensus on what causes this phenomenon; however, it is generally accepted that the Meds Stare is a side effect of the meds [[Calm|"kicking in"]]-  which ''is a GOOD THING!'' Do not look into this further.  
 
* <s>When you were reading this article, did you notice Klaus Schawb blinking?</s>
* That's, not possible, it's an image, that can't happen. Wait, wh-
 
== [[Big Black Cock|BBC]] ==
BBC is a recently introduced experimental method of schizophrenic treatment in the field of pharmacology. It may sometimes be prescribed alongside the usual meds <s>[[Poop 2|when one realizes the truths intended to be sealed away from the general public]]</s> - sometimes on an hourly basis depending on the severity of the case.
 
As [[Dr. Soystein]] and the [[CIA]] will put it: "Meds and BBC. Now. '''<u>In that order</u>"'''.
 
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Revision as of 15:00, 18 September 2023

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