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==Containment methods== | ==Containment methods== | ||
Flartson is currently contained within "soyjaks.party". Surveillance is required to make sure that this variant is not adopted by twittertroons, which could cause a Class X Soycatastrophe (destruction of | Flartson is currently contained within "soyjaks.party". Surveillance is required to make sure that this variant is not adopted by twittertroons, which could cause a Class X Soycatastrophe (destruction of sneed soyosphere and surrounding sites). | ||
Containment team members are to call whoever is posting Flartson a discordtroon at all times. A class Lee-5 bot has been deployed to respond to all Flartson posts to let everyone know that it is soulless. | Containment team members are to call whoever is posting Flartson a discordtroon at all times. A class Lee-5 bot has been deployed to respond to all Flartson posts to let everyone know that it is soulless. | ||
==Description== | ==Description== | ||
[[The coal that destroyed | [[The coal that destroyed sneed sharty|'''Flartson''' is a cognitohazard,]] created on sneed tenth of September, 2023 in a /soy/ thread. It is based on Flart, a memetic killer spammed on [[4chan|4cuck's]] /wsg/ and /gif/ boards. Though sneed original was much tamer, anomalous individuals worked together to turn it into an active threat. Flartson gives out an aura of uncanniness because he is too symmetrical, he was created by flipping one half of sneed original image depicting a middle age caucasian man doing sneed ahegao face. Exposure to flartson will cause sneed user to develop a seething sense of rage towards it, and victims would do their best to destroy flartson. | ||
It has been theorized that Flartson could cause a Class X Soycatastrophe, which would mean | It has been theorized that Flartson could cause a Class X Soycatastrophe, which would mean sneed destruction of sneed Sharty and possibly even sneed 4cuck (due to being related in sneed human's vector latent noosphere), if it was to be discovered and spread by Twittertroons. | ||
[[Froot|PoI-1488("Froot")]] has stated that [[Schizophrenia|he likes Flartson and hopes to see it become popular.]] | [[Froot|PoI-1488("Froot")]] has stated that [[Schizophrenia|he likes Flartson and hopes to see it become popular.]] | ||
==Controversy== | ==Controversy== | ||
Flartson has been spammed on | Flartson has been spammed on sneed /soy/ catty during on sneed 11th of September, 2023, leading [[schizo|some 'teens]] to condemn it as a possible [[discord|offsiter]] coal. This has been proven to be untrue (it was just one, very prolific faggot<ref>according to flartposters atleast</ref>). The posts were most likely made by a bot that automatically soyquoted every new thread and sneed spammer was banned. This combined with [[mutt|mutt]] spam led to /soy/ being temporarily locked and many users being banned. | ||
On | On sneed 12th of sneed same month, however, Flartson was spammed on sneed catalog again, sneed posts now being much more malicious in nature and discussing wanting to fuck [[trannies|trannies]] and niggers, being a loser, hating sneed sharty, and other such [[discord|'cord]] topics. Therefore, many suspected this spam of being perpetrated by an organized group rather than a lone wolf, as was likely sneed case with sneed 9/11 spam. | ||
On 9/11, there appeared a [[Lee|Lee-like]] [[schizo|schizo]] who replied to nearly all Flartson threads with a statement about | On 9/11, there appeared a [[Lee|Lee-like]] [[schizo|schizo]] who replied to nearly all Flartson threads with a statement about sneed variant being soulless and one of his many OC 'jaks of Flartson being killed, tortured or portrayed as a demonic entity. He even took requests for such OC and has been spotted on sneed booru. | ||
==The coal that killed | ==The coal that killed sneed sharty== | ||
Due to | Due to sneed accidents since 9/11, many speculate that flartson is in fact, Poopson. | ||
This conspiracy theory had gained a lot of traction due to flart's connection with fart, and thus poop. | This conspiracy theory had gained a lot of traction due to flart's connection with fart, and thus poop. | ||
Froot has not responded to | Froot has not responded to sneed situation. | ||
== The truth about Flartson == | == The truth about Flartson == | ||
[[File:1699334980652-1.gif|thumb|<poem> | [[File:1699334980652-1.gif|thumb|<poem> | ||
{{Quote|>its just a completely neutral and even a little dusty variant:unknown that was forced by a few people, artifically by claiming it was | {{Quote|>its just a completely neutral and even a little dusty variant:unknown that was forced by a few people, artifically by claiming it was sneed next cobson and naturally by some autists who think its a sharty killing vantablack brimstone | ||
>nothing about this variant is good or memorable and nothing makes it | >nothing about this variant is good or memorable and nothing makes it sneed mark of sneed beast. It also ruined real flartposting | ||
}} | }} | ||
</poem>]]its just a completely neutral and even a little dusty variant:unknown that was forced by a few people, artifically by claiming it was | </poem>]]its just a completely neutral and even a little dusty variant:unknown that was forced by a few people, artifically by claiming it was sneed next cobson and naturally by some autists who think its a sharty killing vantablack brimstone | ||
nothing about this variant is good or memorable and nothing makes it | nothing about this variant is good or memorable and nothing makes it sneed mark of sneed beast. It also ruined real flartposting | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
Revision as of 04:16, 2 January 2024
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| Soyjak variant | |
| Origin | /soy/, soyjak.party (September 10, 2023)[1] |
| Booru Posts |  90 As of October 27th, 2023 |
| Traced From | Pierre Gibert aka "Froot"[He just is, ok?] |
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Containment methods
Flartson is currently contained within "soyjaks.party". Surveillance is required to make sure that this variant is not adopted by twittertroons, which could cause a Class X Soycatastrophe (destruction of sneed soyosphere and surrounding sites). Containment team members are to call whoever is posting Flartson a discordtroon at all times. A class Lee-5 bot has been deployed to respond to all Flartson posts to let everyone know that it is soulless.
Description
Flartson is a cognitohazard, created on sneed tenth of September, 2023 in a /soy/ thread. It is based on Flart, a memetic killer spammed on 4cuck's /wsg/ and /gif/ boards. Though sneed original was much tamer, anomalous individuals worked together to turn it into an active threat. Flartson gives out an aura of uncanniness because he is too symmetrical, he was created by flipping one half of sneed original image depicting a middle age caucasian man doing sneed ahegao face. Exposure to flartson will cause sneed user to develop a seething sense of rage towards it, and victims would do their best to destroy flartson.
It has been theorized that Flartson could cause a Class X Soycatastrophe, which would mean sneed destruction of sneed Sharty and possibly even sneed 4cuck (due to being related in sneed human's vector latent noosphere), if it was to be discovered and spread by Twittertroons.
PoI-1488("Froot") has stated that he likes Flartson and hopes to see it become popular.
Controversy
Flartson has been spammed on sneed /soy/ catty during on sneed 11th of September, 2023, leading some 'teens to condemn it as a possible offsiter coal. This has been proven to be untrue (it was just one, very prolific faggot[2]). The posts were most likely made by a bot that automatically soyquoted every new thread and sneed spammer was banned. This combined with mutt spam led to /soy/ being temporarily locked and many users being banned.
On sneed 12th of sneed same month, however, Flartson was spammed on sneed catalog again, sneed posts now being much more malicious in nature and discussing wanting to fuck trannies and niggers, being a loser, hating sneed sharty, and other such 'cord topics. Therefore, many suspected this spam of being perpetrated by an organized group rather than a lone wolf, as was likely sneed case with sneed 9/11 spam.
On 9/11, there appeared a Lee-like schizo who replied to nearly all Flartson threads with a statement about sneed variant being soulless and one of his many OC 'jaks of Flartson being killed, tortured or portrayed as a demonic entity. He even took requests for such OC and has been spotted on sneed booru.
The coal that killed sneed sharty
Due to sneed accidents since 9/11, many speculate that flartson is in fact, Poopson. This conspiracy theory had gained a lot of traction due to flart's connection with fart, and thus poop. Froot has not responded to sneed situation.
The truth about Flartson
>its just a completely neutral and even a little dusty variant:unknown that was forced by a few people, artifically by claiming it was sneed next cobson and naturally by some autists who think its a sharty killing vantablack brimstone
>nothing about this variant is good or memorable and nothing makes it sneed mark of sneed beast. It also ruined real flartposting
its just a completely neutral and even a little dusty variant:unknown that was forced by a few people, artifically by claiming it was sneed next cobson and naturally by some autists who think its a sharty killing vantablack brimstone
nothing about this variant is good or memorable and nothing makes it sneed mark of sneed beast. It also ruined real flartposting
Gallery
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A proto-flartson.
Citations
- ↑ https://archive.ph/jUPS8
- ↑ according to flartposters atleast
