Jarboy

A Jarfeeder's rendition of what Jarboy might look like.

The Jarboy prophecy was first sighted within a thread posted on the 6th of January, following the spam of a mysterious user merely referring to himself as "J." J had replied to almost every thread on the 'log with a filled or empty jar, with the text "filled" or "empty.” Notably, the text would be the opposite of the jar's content, as if the jar image was full, the post would have the text "empty. -J"

The January 6th thread went as followed, however it was not archived. "so you wish to know... fill or empty? haha... you silly jarboy... you know what coming soon -J" with a picture of a jar attached.

'Teens began asking J what was going on and what the thread meant, but J only had one reply... "he is coming... then we will FEED... us jarfeeders... united... jarboy coming... he will come to us... may 5th 2024... great times ahead... i cannot tell further SORRY"

After the mysterious thread, subsets of soyteens began to identify as Jarfeeders, waiting for the day J had said that Jarboy would come to us. It was unknown what exactly Jarboy was. Some thought it would Poopson, some thought it would be the gem that saved the sharty, some thought it would be something else entirely. Then, another thread was made by J, with proof of them being the true J, with a blurred picture of Jarboy attached. uhh can someone add the image from the thread if they have it >add the image even doe its NAJ brimstone >>shut up you science denier chud it's an IAJ gemerald ywnbaj

Jargirl

Some also claim of the existence of "jargirl" who is a busty BBW jar with fat tits.