Kirbizia

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Kirbizia introduces xerself.

Kirbizia is a fat troon who got doxxed by the sharty.[1] Kelvin is best known for creating r/okbuddyretard, a "shitposting" subreddit, and many other big subreddits.[2] He is also a failed YouTuber.[3]

First Thread(s), Discovery, and Doxxing

Kelvin was found by the sharty on June 5th, 2023 after posting an image on his Twitter account showing "soyjak.party" in the favorites tab.[4] In another thread (where the dox took place), it was found that Kelvin was in a Discord server with a bunch of other troons, with many references to the sharty.[5] 'Teens were able to retrieve his name, email accounts, IP, and a (wrong) address. Many 'teens debated if the info was real, since the locations were scattered all over the place. A 'teen made a quote retweet to Kelvin, which ended up getting more than 1 thousand likes[6] (though deleted). This caused Kelvin to lock his Twitter account, which caused many 'teens to believe that the dox was real. A few days after the thread was made, a 'teen made a gem video where Kelvin embraces his true self.[7]

Second Thread, Deliveries, and Doxxing

On June 10th, 2023, a 'teen posted a thread on the sharty[8] showing that Kelvin unlocked his account, with an image of a tweet saying that he was doxxed because his latest video "Transgender Derangement Syndrome". Using the address from the last thread, 'teens ordered multiple different orders via Dominoes, which was apparently a mistake because Zachariah, a nigger (possibly a Jew)[9] was apparently slow as shit, taking more than half an hour to approve 4 liters of soda, and taking forever to prep the food. It would be fixed once David would be the fastest delivery driver known (except for stopping at Chick-Fil-A in the middle of the delivery). Every order from Dominoes would be cancelled when it arrived, and they soon stopped taking orders to that address. 'Teens then ordered hundreds of boxes to the address through USPS[10], Bibles ,Qur'ans, and ordered Chinese food. The Chinese food most likely got declined, but the boxes didn't.

Zachariah struggling with all the work.

The mood of the thread would change once it's pointed out that the address we were sending to had a Calvin Francis, and not a Kevin Francis. This caused the thread to be spammed and derailed. During this, Kelvin would retweet his dox video, and saying that he doesn't care if the dox is posted. 'Teens would start to argue if the address was the correct address or not. That would change when a 'teen posted an infographic comparing an image tweet from Kelvin to a picture of the home's Zillow real estate photo gallery. This implied that some random person would soon receive hundreds of cardboard boxes, religious literature, and some tasty 'za.

'Teens would then start trying to send pizzas to the house, but they would be cancelled before they would even be made, making 'teens believe that the dox was correct. 'Teens would also try to send boxes to the address, but they would be cancelled, which showed 'teens that if you posted an order on the sharty, he'll try to cancel it. Kelvin would also make his Twitter account private again.

Skepticism would again go into if the new dox was legit, since a picture emerged showing wooded floors that the address didn't have. 'Teens would then start to wonder if the address was Kelvin's parents house, and he might not live there anymore. As the day was about to end, Kelvin would delete (or private) their Instagram.

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