Jakoglyphics
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Jakoglyphics | |
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Pronunciation | jækəˈɡlɪfɪks |
Ethnicity | The Soy Community |
Speakers | ⪆10 (estimate) |
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Jakoglyphics is a constructed logographic writing system for communicating soy things[1][2]. It is similar to hieroglyphics, and derived from soyspeak. It is drawn in Oekaki. It is continually being updated by chuds.
Link Between Jakoglyphics and Newspeak
After studying Jakoglyphics, scientists have found some harrowing evidence that perhaps Jakoglyphics is a communist plot set to limit our language.
Newspeak originated from ██████ Orwell's book ████ during the oldworld. Newspeak helped us keepsafe Oceania during the Fourth Industrial Revolution. Newspeak is doubleplusgood for practicing goodthink. It makes thoughtcrimes more difficult. (Oldspeak: You have less words to express yourself. Newspeak allows the government to have stronger control over your thoughts, and that's a good thing.)
Naturally, as a budding language, 'glyphics have less words, but its integrity is most fragile at the beginning. What's concerning is that nouns such as 'cado and Cobson have been denied by 'the Council', and so have words describing Off-Site invaders. If 'teens do not rebel against the Council, we could see our language stripped away from us, word by word. Discord could hide in plain sight in the near future, and we wouldn't even have the words to call them out. By the time soyteens notice, it'd be too late.