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Flartson

Soyjak variant
Origin/soy/, soyjak.party (September 10, 2023)[1]
Booru Posts 50 As of September 16h, 2023
Traced FromPierre Gibert aka "Froot"[He just is, ok?]


Description

Flartson is a dusty variant created on the tenth of September, 2023 in a /soy/ thread. It is based on Flart, a spammy meme commonly found on 4cuck's /wsg/ and /gif/ boards. Flartson gives out an aura of uncanniness because he is too symmetrical, he was created by flipping one half of the original image depicting a middle age caucasian man doing the ahegao face. Certain individuals, when exposed to flartson, will develop a seething sense of rage towards it.

It has been theorized that Flartson could cause a Class X Soycatastrophe, which would mean the destruction of the Sharty and possibly even the 4cuck (due to being related in the human's vector latent noosphere), if it was to be discovered and spread by Twittertroons.

Froot has stated that he likes Flartson and hopes to see it become popular.

Controversy

Flartson has been spammed on the /soy/ catty during on the 11th of September, 2023, leading some 'teens to condemn it as a possible offsiter coal. This has been proven to be untrue (it was just one, very prolific faggot[2]). The posts were most likely made by a bot that automatically soyquoted every new thread and the spammer was banned. This combined with mutt spam led to /soy/ being temporarily locked and many users being banned.

On the 12th of the same month, however, Flartson was spammed on the catalog again, the posts now being much more malicious in nature and discussing wanting to fuck trannies and niggers, being a loser, hating the sharty, and other such 'cord topics. Therefore, many suspected this spam of being perpetrated by an organized group rather than a lone wolf, as was likely the case with the 9/11 spam.

On 9/11, there appeared a Lee-like schizo who replied to nearly all Flartson threads with a statement about the variant being soulless and one of his many OC 'jaks of Flartson being killed, tortured or portrayed as a demonic entity. He even took requests for such OC and has been spotted on the booru.

The coal that killed the sharty

Due to the accidents since 9/11, many speculate that flartson is in fact, Poopson. This conspiracy theory had gained a lot of traction due to flart's connection with fart, and thus poop. Froot has not responded to the situation.

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Citations

  1. https://archive.ph/jUPS8
  2. according to flartposters atleast
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