Jarboy
Jarboy is a novel, hypothetical variant depicting a soyboy-faced jar.
Lore
The Jarboy prophecy was first sighted within a thread posted on January 6th, 2024[1], following the spam of a mysterious user merely referring to himself as "J." J had replied to almost every thread on the 'log with a filled or empty jar, with the text "filled" or "empty.” Notably, the text would be the opposite of the jar's content, as if the jar image was full, the post would have the text "empty. -J"
The January 6th thread went as followed, however, the thread in question was not archived. The thread began with the following text:
| “ | so you wish to know... fill or empty? haha... you silly jarboy... you know what coming soon. | ” |
| "J" | ||
'Teens began asking J what was going on and what the thread meant, but J only had one reply:
| “ | "he is coming... then we will FEED... us jarfeeders... united... jarboy coming... he will come to us... may 5th 2024... great times ahead... i cannot tell further SORRY"[it just is, ok?] | ” |
Jarfeeders
After the mysterious thread, subsets of soyteens began to identify as Jarfeeders, waiting for the day J had said that Jarboy would come to us. Jarfeeders are similar to a religious group, waiting for the arrival of Jarboy, who will erase all nonbelievers, which they refer to as the Jarboyim. Some of their lingo includes:
- Jarrer - A good Jarboy-related thread or post
- Jardgement - The day of Jarboy's arrival
- Cupsnakes - People who disobey or are against the Jarfeeders/Jarboy.
- Chosenjars - Prophesiers of Jarfeedist religion. Currently, the only chosenjar is J, but it is belived by the Jarfeeders that more will come in the months leading to Jardgement.
- Jarbomb - Similar to a trvthnvke, but exclusively about Jarboy and Jarfeedism. J's knowledge is thought by Jarfeeders to be the biggest Jarbomb that will ever happen, seconded only by the one on May 4th 2024.
Despite the beliefs of the Jarfeeders, it was unknown what exactly Jarboy was. Some thought it would Poopson, some thought it would be the gem that saved the sharty, some thought it would be something else entirely. Then, another thread was made by J, with proof of them being the true J, with a blurred picture of Jarboy attached.
Censorship
After a few hours, the original J thread was deleted for reasons unknown. After a 'teen made a complaint over at /q/, Froot answered with a 'Cado and deleted his thread soon after.
Jargirl
Some also claim of the existence of "jargirl" who is a busty BBW jar with fat tits. This has not been fact checked by Snopes, thougheverbeit.
Citations
- ↑ soyjak.party/soy/thread/5847916.html ODDLY NOT ARCHIVED
