Birthdays

Below is a list birthdays for all the people involved in the Soysphere and those extensively studied by soyentists, make sure to send them gifts and food on their birthday! (Even though for legal reasons you should not contact them!)

January

• January 1st, 1980: Anton Maximov/Levi Goldberg
• January 8th, 1995: Lee Goldson/Barneyfag
• January 21st, 1991: Tefal/Tefal Rabinowitz

February

• February 2nd, 1983: Swaglord/Jay Louis Irwin
• February 23rd, 1991: OMOCAT/Tiffany C. Liao

March

• March 2nd, 1983: Adam Conover
• March 3rd, 1922: Semen Hitler^{(You) WILL wish them a happy birthday even though they are dead, because (you) will ok!}
• March 5th, Year Unknown: Konata
• March 6th, 1982: Avencherus/Jared Michael Moore
• March 6th, 1992: Cobson
• March 14th, 1918: Abba Kovner^{(You) WILL wish them a happy birthday even though they are dead, because (you) will ok!}
• March 24th, 1956: Steve Ballmer
• March 30th, 1938: Klaus Schwab

April

• April 14th, 1999: DarlingStrawb/Alexis Hatt
• April 18th, 1996: Nux Taku/Tanner Nanfito
• April 20th, 1889: Soot/Adolf Hitler^{(You) WILL wish them a happy birthday even though they are dead, because (you) will ok!}
• April 21st, 2000: F1nnst5r/Jude E. Howarth
• April 22nd, 1964: Joeysworldtour/Joseph Hernandez
• April 30th, 1996: Jocat/Joseph Catalanello

May

• May 12th, 1997: Ruben Sim
• May 13th, 2002: Giggly Goonclown/Orion Grant Passmore
• May 14th, 1997: Pyrocynical/Niall Anthony Murphy
• May 19th, 1992: Nikocado Avocado/Nicolas Perry
• May 22nd, 1942: Ted Kaczynski^{(You) WILL wish them a happy birthday even though they are dead, because (you) will ok!}
• May 23rd, 1987: Ronnie McNutt^{(You) WILL wish them a happy birthday even though they are dead, because (you) will ok!}
• May 26th, 2000: Yegi/Hwang Ye-ji

June

• June 8th, 1977: Kanye West
• June 10th, 1969: Svante Thunberg
• June 13th, 2006: LeadPipe_Images/Brayden Coleman
• June 14th, 1946: Donald Trump
• June 17th, 1995: Jax/Michael James Kovach
• June 28th, 1989: Markiplier/Mark Edward Fischbach
• June 24th, 1971: satoko_houjou_fan^{(You) WILL wish them a happy birthday even though they are dead, because (you) will ok!}
• June 30th, 1988: Kuz/Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov

July

• July 10th, 1980: James Rolfe
• July 10th, 1998: Anise ASMR/Ramani A. Menjugas
• July 23rd, 1993: Rev says desu/Louis Scott Testone Jr.
• July 30th, 1990: Caine/Alex Rochon

August

• August 4th, 1960: Barack Obama
• August 16th, 2002: Turkey Tom/Thomas Hanson

September

• September 15th, 1997: Illymations/Ilyssa Grace Levy
• September 24th, 1991: Unabashedhermaphrodite/Blaine Gaven Ross
• September 28th, 1978: Daneboe/Dane Boedigheimer

October

• October 5th, 2002: TinaFate1/David Delgado
• October 11th, 1994: Gooseworx/Cooper Smith Goldwin
• October 14th, 1973: George Floyd ^{(You) WILL wish him a happy birthday even though he is dead, because (You) just will, OK?}
• October 14th, 1998: loserbent/Samuel Pacheco Roces
• October 18th, 1991: Nemlei/Sini Meskus

November

• November 2nd, 1992: Pomni/Lizzie Freeman
• November 4th, 1997: Noah Samsen
• November 9th, 1996: CeceFem/Angelford Sho Humpheres
• November 11th, 2001: Frapollo94/Francesco Fiorello
• November 16th, 1976: Hiro/Hiroyuki Nishimura
• November 28th, 2001: Ryan Palmeter ^{(You) WILL wish him a happy birthday even though he is dead, because (You) just will, OK?}

December

• December 9th, 1992: Joshua Conner Moon
• December 15th, 1969: Terry Davis ^{(You) WILL wish him a happy birthday even though he is dead, because (You) just will, OK?}
• December 24th, 1940: Dr. Anthony Fauci