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Godbert is the fusion of Godjak and Cobbert, he's one of the strongest soyjak variants around and his sole presence emanates pure gem.<gallery> | Godbert is the fusion of Godjak and Cobbert, he's one of the strongest soyjak variants around and his sole presence emanates pure gem.<gallery> | ||
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File:Protocobbert.png|An early version of Cobbert, [[Oh My God She is So Attractive|notice the enlarged eyes and head]] | File:Protocobbert.png|An early version of Cobbert, [[Oh My God She is So Attractive|notice the enlarged eyes and head]] | ||
File:Aryancobbert.png|Cobbert depicted as an A10 [[Aryans|aryan]] with blonde hair | File:Aryancobbert.png|Cobbert depicted as an A10 [[Aryans|aryan]] with blonde hair | ||
File:Cobbert family .png|Cobbert with his cousin [[Cobson]] and his | File:Cobbert family .png|Cobbert with his cousin [[Cobson]] and his nephew [[Bobson]] | ||
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Revision as of 18:45, 17 March 2024
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Cobbert |
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Soyjak variant | |
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Origin | Some euro-hours sharty thread (Feb 8, 2024) |
Booru Posts | 60+ As of March 14th, 2024 |
Traced From | Stephen Colbert |
Cobbert is a soyjak based off Stephen Colbert. Many consider him to be the most forced coal of 2024 while others think hes one of the best 'jaks made in recent time. For some reason, he is also used a lot by swedishwin.com dwellers.
Cobbert-Npestajak War
Sometime after Cobberts creation, Cobbert and 'pesta posters were getting into soyduels with each other to prove which 'jak is a shining glistening gem and which one is darker than coal. A 'pesta 'teen proposed the idea that whichever 'jak reaches 20 images on the Booru is the better soyjak. Cobbert reached 20 first. Later, a poll was made to decide which one is better, surprisingly, Npestajak was BTFO'd again.
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Cobbert beating 'pestajak to reach 20 images first
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>>botting the poll >Cobbertfaggots, what is this?
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'pestaniggers BTFO'd yup issa total Cobbert victory
Cobbert-Godjak Alliance
Around mid-to-late february, in the thread Godjak originated from, the autistic drawfags who made Cobbert and Godjak decided that they should form an alliance and become best friends, as a result a bunch of art was produced depicting the duo as friends and both Cobbert and Godjak posters started to support each other's endeavors. These images, however, are mainly (if not entirely) used for selfinserting, which is a big no-no on the bald man with glasses website.
The booru literally exists do you really need these many images to get your point across?
Yes.
Godbert
>This is like my heckin' Dragging Balls Z fusion ha tranime moves or something!!!
Godbert is the fusion of Godjak and Cobbert, he's one of the strongest soyjak variants around and his sole presence emanates pure gem.
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*blocks your path*
Gallery
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Cobbert expressing a bored look on his face
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An early version of Cobbert, notice the enlarged eyes and head
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Cobbert depicted as an A10 aryan with blonde hair
See Also
- Npestajak