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=== Jimothy ===
=== Jimothy ===
{{MedsNow}}[[File:Jimothysad.png|thumb|213x213px|The Jimothy in question: |alt=This is actually the sad variant of him, Snopes™ is trying its hardest to find the open mouth version.]]
{{MedsNow}}
[[File:Jimothy.png|thumb|214x214px|The Jimothy in question:]]
[[File:Jimothysad.png|thumb|213x213px|{{Greentext|>tfw you're forced so bad you become lost media}}|alt=This is actually the sad variant of him, Snopes™ is trying its hardest to find the open mouth version.]]
Not much is actually known about the variant "'''Jimothy'''", but from eye-witness reports, Jimothy was a variant traced from a [[Indieslop|Yume-Nikki]] jumpscare and was single-handedly forced by one [[Schizophrenia|schizo]] (AKA the creator). When asked why he was forcing it so hard, the creator responded with a pathetic reply of just wanting him to get his own wiki page. What does this have to do with 'bert? Well, during Jimothy's infancy, Cobbert posters actually formed an alliance with the single Jim poster, but pulled out a measly few hours later once they noticed how horrendously it was being forced. If the alliance was never cut off, this could have tarnished Cobbert's image to an extreme, therefore making this a pseudo Cobbert victory.
Not much is actually known about the variant "'''Jimothy'''", but from eye-witness reports, Jimothy was a variant traced from a [[Indieslop|Yume-Nikki]] jumpscare and was single-handedly forced by one [[Schizophrenia|schizo]] (AKA the creator). When asked why he was forcing it so hard, the creator responded with a pathetic reply of just wanting him to get his own wiki page. What does this have to do with 'bert? Well, during Jimothy's infancy, Cobbert posters actually formed an alliance with the single Jim poster, but pulled out a measly few hours later once they noticed how horrendously it was being forced. If the alliance was never cut off, this could have tarnished Cobbert's image to an extreme, therefore making this a pseudo Cobbert victory.


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File:Cobbert owns jimothy.png|Is this fetish art?
File:Cobbert owns jimothy.png|Is this fetish art?
</gallery>Apparently, Jimothy is '''[[Lost media soyjaks|LOST MEDIA]]...'''  as there isn't a tag for him at all on the [[SoyBooru|booru.]] Weird...
</gallery>Apparently, Jimothy is '''[[Lost media soyjaks|LOST MEDIA]]...'''  as there isn't a tag for him at all on the [[SoyBooru|booru.]] Weird...
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== Cobbert-Godjak Alliance ==
== Cobbert-Godjak Alliance ==

Revision as of 18:44, 20 March 2024

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Cobbert is a forced meme?
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Cobbert


Cobbert

Soyjak variant
Aliases
  • gyattson
  • coalbert
  • coalbertson
OriginSome euro-hours sharty thread (Feb 8, 2024)
Booru Posts 60+ As of March 14th, 2024
Traced FromStephen Colbert

Cobbert is a soyjak based off Stephen Colbert. Many consider him to be the most forced coal of 2024 while others think hes one of the best 'jaks made in recent time. For some reason, he is also used a lot by swedishwin.com dwellers.[it just is, ok?]

Cobbert-Nujak War

Npestajak

Sometime after Cobberts creation, Cobbert and 'pesta posters were getting into soyduels with each other to prove which 'jak is a shining glistening gem and which one is darker than coal. A 'pesta 'teen proposed the idea that whichever 'jak reaches 20 images on the Booru is the better soyjak. Cobbert reached 20 first. Later, a poll was made to decide which one is better, surprisingly, Npestajak was BTFO'd again.

  • Cobbert beating 'pestajak to reach 20 images first

    Cobbert beating 'pestajak to reach 20 images first

  • >>botting the poll >Cobbertfaggots, what is this?

    >>botting the poll >Cobbertfaggots, what is this?

  • 'pestaniggers BTFO'd yup issa total Cobbert victory

    'pestaniggers BTFO'd yup issa total Cobbert victory

Backjak

After Cobbert swiftly dealt with 'pestajak, a new contender rose from the shadows. Backjak is a semi-controversial variant, infamously known for being made by der cord (not a joke). Backjak posters must've thought Cobbert was easy pickings, as they started soydueling with Cobbert posters. A poll was created to determine which 'jak is le better or something (Where have I seen this before?) and Cobbert. Effing. WON. If you see someone genuinely posting backjak, there is a very high chance they are a 'cord member, SAGE! and ignore. (ev&doe calling something der 'cord is a cord tactic)

  • der cord cried

    der cord cried

  • BEE. TEE. EFF. OHH'D.

    BEE. TEE. EFF. OHH'D.

Jimothy

The Jimothy in question:
This is actually the sad variant of him, Snopes™ is trying its hardest to find the open mouth version.

>tfw you're forced so bad you become lost media

Not much is actually known about the variant "Jimothy", but from eye-witness reports, Jimothy was a variant traced from a Yume-Nikki jumpscare and was single-handedly forced by one schizo (AKA the creator). When asked why he was forcing it so hard, the creator responded with a pathetic reply of just wanting him to get his own wiki page. What does this have to do with 'bert? Well, during Jimothy's infancy, Cobbert posters actually formed an alliance with the single Jim poster, but pulled out a measly few hours later once they noticed how horrendously it was being forced. If the alliance was never cut off, this could have tarnished Cobbert's image to an extreme, therefore making this a pseudo Cobbert victory.

  • Is this fetish art?

    Is this fetish art?

Apparently, Jimothy is LOST MEDIA... as there isn't a tag for him at all on the booru. Weird...

Cobbert-Godjak Alliance

"As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a gem."

Around mid-to-late february, in the thread Godjak originated from, the autistic drawfags who made Cobbert and Godjak decided that they should form an alliance and become best friends, as a result a bunch of art was produced depicting the duo as friends and both Cobbert and Godjak posters started to support each other's endeavors. These images, however, are mainly (if not entirely) used for selfinserting, which is a big no-no on the bald man with glasses website.

Godbert

*blocks your path*

>This is like my heckin' Dragging Balls Z fusion ha tranime moves or something!!!

Godbert is the fusion of Godjak and Cobbert, he's one of the strongest soyjak variants around and his sole presence emanates pure gem.

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See Also

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