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Alternate History (Detractor Perspective)

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For the perspective of teenaged pseudo-historians, see Alternate History (Enjoyer Perspective)

Alternate History is a genre of speculative fiction of stories in which one or more historical events occur and are resolved differently than in real life. It usually consists of the same four or five scenarios like "What if Nazis won World War II" and "What if the South won the Civil War????" and is enjoyed primarily by 13 year olds and trannies who play Hearts of Iron IV.

List of Common Alternate History Tropes

Germany Winning World War II

Alternate history authors always make sure to let everyone know how HECKIN BADASS the uniforms are. This is because autists are obsessed with superficial details.

Arguably the most common alternate history trope. A large potion of alternate history is laser focused on an alternate World War II where the nazis win for an extremely contrived reason that would not make sense in real life. If it is explained, it almost always has to do with the macguffin of the alternate history property or is caused by Germany not doing something that they would have done in real life (such as the holocaust or invading Russia.) Most of the time, the reasoning is often completely ignored.

The South Winning the American Civil War

The second most common scenario in alternate history. Just like Germany winning World War II, The Confederate victory either goes unexplained, happens because of a macguffin, or happens because the south didn't do something that they would have done every time in real life. Due to being less common than German victory stories, Southern victory stories are usually of (slightly) better quality than German victory stories.

Balkanized America

In almost all alternate history stories focusing on America, the country is always split apart due to political and ethnic tensions between the states. Because of this, the political climate of America resembles that of the Balkans, hence the Balkanization name. In these stories, the confederacy (or some derivative of it) exists without fail. The remnants of the old government are always either concentrated in the east or west.

MacGuffin

A MacGuffin is an object, event, or character in a film or story that serves to set and keep the plot in motion despite usually lacking intrinsic importance. MacGuffins are common in alternate history stories, and they are often the explanation for the timeline divergence. Examples of MacGuffins in alternate history include the AK-47's in Harry Turtledove's Guns of the South, The dimensional travel technology in The Man in the High Castle series, and the technology created by Da'at Yichud in the new Wolfenstein games.

List of Notable Alternate History Properties

Nu-Wolfenstein

Wolfenstein: The New Order and Wolfenstein: The New Colossus are a series of alternate history video games which depicts a dystopian America after a successful Nazi invasion. All minorities (especially jews and black people) are rounded up and genocided, yet there's still enough of them to form a resistance somehow. The series features hyper-advanced technology courtesy of a MacGuffin.

The story originally had a serious-tone with occasional light-hearted moments, but has since devolved into another capeshit, troon-fantasy IP that is meant to fuel Amerimutt left-wingers obsession with "killing le fascis" when most of them shit their pants at the sight of a slightly-more contagious version of the flu.

The Man in the High Castle

The Man in the High Castle is an alternate history novel (later an Amazon Prime series) which depicts a dystopian America after a successful Nazi invasion. All minorities (especially jews and black people) are rounded up and genocided, yet there's still enough of them to form a resistance somehow. The series features hyper-advanced technology courtesy of a MacGuffin.

Oh and Japan controls California (fuck yeah)

>OOOHHHH MY SCIENCE THE BUNGUNDERINOS ARE INVADING OMSKKKKKKKKKK

The New Order: The Last Days of Europe

TNO WILL ALWAYS BE A COAL

The New Order: The Last Days of Europe is an alternate history modification for Hearts of Iron IV which depicts a dystopian Europe after a successful Nazi occupation. All minorities (especially jews and slavs) are rounded up and genocided, yet there's still enough of them to form a resistance somehow.

Oh and Himmler has a literally comically evil fiefdom in France where they rape belgian babies and bash them against walls

The mod is deliberately designed so that it is near impossible to succeed as a non-democratic country.

FUN FACT: Pink Panzer (the they/them, now troon, who made the mod) asked Vaush for advice when making the mod. [1]


He also is a confirmed zoophile as during a twitch stream he accidentally revealed his porn folder on his pc, which included bestiality art.

Alternate History (Spike TV failed Pilot)

Alternate History is an alternate history TV show which received a single episode. It depicts a dystopian America after a successful Nazi invasion. All minorities (especially jews and black people) are rounded up and genocided, yet there's still enough of them to form a resistance somehow. The series features hyper-advanced technology courtesy of a MacGuffin.

Seeing a pattern yet? This pilot is most notable for featuring a Nazi internet with nazi versions of popular webpages. The NaziNet leads to the defeat of the American Reich through popular revolt. There's also a border patrol tasked with keeping Jews from fleeing to Mexico (which you think the nazis would love because they'd die after crossing the border.)

Southern Victory

Southern Victory is a series of alternate history novels which depicts a dystopian American South after a Confederate victory in the civil war. All black people are rounded up and enslaved, yet there's still enough of them to form a resistance somehow. They are later exterminated when TotallyNotHitler comes to power. Unlike other popular alternate history series, Southern Victory does not feature hyper-advanced technology for no reason!

Guns of the South

Guns of the South is an alternate history novel which depicts a dystopian American South after a Confederate victory in the civil war. The confederate victory in the story is caused by racist South African time travelers from the far off year of 2004 going back in time to 1862 to give AK-47's to the Confederate army. All black people are rounded up and enslaved, yet there's still enough of them to form a resistance somehow. This story was written by the same guy responsible for the Southern Victory series, so they share many similarities.

/Trump/ Lost

Trump lost is a series of alternate history novels where instead of /trump/ gassing ALL kikes Soot bows to Charles Schwab. All chuds are rounded up and banned, yet there's still enough of them to cause total nigger death.

Impjak Adventure: Soystein Becomes President

Impjak Adventure: Soystein Becomes President is an alternate history pornography which depicts a utopian America after Dr. Soystein becomes president. After his election, Soystein distributes meds nationwide. These meds make everyone happy, but also have the effect of making all women (and trannies) fawn over him. All women are rounded up and raped by Soystein, yet there's still no way that the trannies will ever have sex. There is hyper-advanced technology because there just is, ok?

Captain Coal retains control of the party

A dystopian thriller about an hypothetical scenario where Captain Coal somehow trumped Soot and became the de-facto owner of the 'party, gaining total control to allow him to commit all kinds of brimtrocities against the soysphere.

Captain Cob retains control of the party

Captain Cob trumps Doll, becoming the de-facto admin. Total #COBGANG victory ensues, leading to the inconditional eternalizing of HWABAG.

Command and Conquer: Red Alert

Command and Conquer: Red Alert (Abbreviated: C&C: RA) is a subseries of the military RTS franchise Command and Conquer. It essentially takes place in an alternate timeline where Jewish scientists decide to go back in time and erase Hitler from history, thus suspending the Nazi party and the Second World War from ever existing. However their plan seriously fucking backfires as the Soviet Union, having no neighboring superpower to keep them occupied now that the Third Reich never happened, decides to invade the entirety of Europe and subsequently the rest of the world.

Unlike most alternate-history IPs, Red Alert is more comical and ACTUALLY TRIES to do something original with its premise, thus suspending itself from most of the nerd-faggotry that the AH genre is comprised of.(it still features hyper-advanced technology courtesy of a MacGuffin.)

Black Future: An Interracial Sissy Story

The year is 2045. The southern United States lives under BLACK RULE. All white males are fed hormones and sissified. White women live to serve BLACK KINGS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to America's BLACK FUTURE.

Alex Lang remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New Africa, where he hides his beautiful blonde step-sister Kaylee from the clutches of the brutal New African army.

As musclebound black soldiers prowl the countryside searching for fertile white women, Alex will stop at nothing to protect sweet Kaylee's purity. In his pink-and-blue wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Alex gives his tender white body to a gang of pitiless black alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Alex prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

Acclaimed author and pro domme Whitney Ryan presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. Her powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The BLACK KINGS have their way with Alex's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

Experience the true power of black bulls in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of BLACK FUTURE, the first book in Whitney Ryan's brand new series.

HITLER X

In this alternate reality, the early 20th century witnesses a more inclusive and accepting world. The struggles faced by marginalized communities, including the LGBTQ+ community, are met with empathy and understanding. As a result, Adolf Hitler, born in 1889, discovers and embraces her true identity as a black transgender woman.

In this timeline, societal attitudes evolve to embrace diversity, and the radical ideologies that fueled the rise of fascism and Nazism never gain traction. The economic hardships of the interwar period are met with international cooperation and diplomacy, preventing the extreme nationalism that marked Hitler's rise to power in the 1930s.

As a black trans woman, Hitler channels her energy into advocating for equality, human rights, and social justice. She becomes a prominent figure in the civil rights movements of the 20th century, using her charisma and oratory skills to unite people against discrimination.

World War II, as we know it, never occurs. The geopolitical landscape is shaped by cooperation rather than conflict. Nations work together to address global challenges, and the United Nations is established earlier in history, becoming a symbol of unity and collaboration.

The world witnesses advancements in science, technology, and culture without the dark shadow of war and genocide. The arts flourish as diverse voices contribute to the cultural tapestry of a more inclusive society. History books are written with a focus on cooperation, understanding, and the triumph of humanity over hatred.

While this alternate history is a speculative narrative, it serves as a reminder of the importance of promoting acceptance, diversity, and understanding in our own reality.

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  1. "I am very much a fan of Breadtube, I actually asked Vaush for advice at one point during the development of TNO." - ThePinkPanzer, in an interview with The Canada Files