Billy Mays Copypasta
Billy Mays Copypasta features the TV sales-man actor Billy Mays giving you one of the first most popular soyjak collections ready to be downloaded. The MEGA link is no longer available.
It was first seen[1] in December 2019 on the /tv/ board
The Copypasta
The video version:[1]
HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE SOIBOY WOJAK COLLECTION! THE FAST AND EASY WAY TO GET REPLIES TO YOUR THREAD.
https://mega.nz/#!x0oXVCSJ!wo0vbPFrnky4IbI1KjbdEYMXr1SS2lhhYc0LduNaiSo
4CHAN USED TO NOT BE FULL OF IDIOTS WHO LOOK FOR CARTOON DRAWINGS TO BE UPSET ABOUT IN ORDER TO VALIDATE THEMSELVES. NOT ANYMORE. SO TAKE ADVANTAGE WITH THE SOIJAK COLLECTION OF OVER 400 ASSORTED SOIJAKS! WATCH- THIS THREAD WASN'T GETTING ANY ATTENTION. NOW, I MADE THE EXACT SAME THREAD BUT WITH A SOIBOY WOJAK. NOT ONLY DOES IT MAKE IT TO THE FRONT PAGE, IT STAYS THERE. UNTIL BUMP LIMIT! AMAZING!
THE SECRET, IS THE PATENTED FUNPOSTING™ TECHNOLOGY, THAT IMMEDIATELY ACTIVATES THE ALMONDS OF ALL REDDIT USERS BROWSING THE BOARD, CAUSING THEM TO SEETHE AND DILATE RIGHT IN YOUR THREAD.
BUT WAIT- IF YOU READ TO THE END OF THIS POST- I'LL THROW IN THE IMAGE MD5 CHANGER ABSOLUTELY FREE! BYPASS THOSE PESKY FILTERS WITH THE CLICK OF A BUTTON. JUST DOWNLOAD, SELECT ALL THE SOIJAKS, PRESS THE BUTTON. IT'S THAT EASY
http://imristo.com/hash-manager-change-the-hash-of-any-file/
BUT I'M NOT DONE YET! THE SOIJAK COLLECTION ALSO FEATURES BONE-CHILLING SLOW BURN GUYS AND CONSOOMERS, PLUS SEVERAL EDITS WITH PLENTY OF TEMPLATES THAT YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE BOARD CAN ENJOY.
BUT I'M STILL NOT DONE! DOWNLOAD TODAY AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE FILENAME RANDOMIZER! BYPASS EVEN THE MOST THOROUGH FILTERS WITH THE CLICK OF A BUTTON. 20,000 LINE LONG FILENAME FILTERS ARE NO MATCH FOR THE FILENAME RANDOMIZER! A FEW CLICKS, YOU'RE BACK TO FUNPOSTING
https://sourceforge.net/projects/fnamerandomizer/
YOU GET IT ALL- THE SOIBOY WOJAK COLLECTION OF OVER 400 SOIJAKS, THE BONE-CHILLING SLOW BURN GUYS, THE CONSOOMERS, THE IMAGE MD5 CHANGER, THE FILENAME RANDOMIZER. AND IT'S ALL COMPLETELY FREE. SO DOWNLOAD WITHIN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES BEFORE JANNY DELETES THIS THREAD AND START FUNPOSTING. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE, AND EVERY (YOU) TO GAIN
https://mega.nz/#!x0oXVCSJ!wo0vbPFrnky4IbI1KjbdEYMXr1SS2lhhYc0LduNaiSo
