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A delicious, eco-friendly protein source.

Bugs are one of Soyjak's favourite foods. Aside from eating bugs themselves, soyjaks often encourage others to eat bugs. The most aggressive bug-eating promoter is Eat The Bugs Soyjak.

Bugs are an integral part of the Fourth Industrial Revolution, where they are proposed as a replacement for meat. They are a natural, well-established food source; like soy, Asians have been eating bugs for years and are no weaker or less masculine than anyone else. In fact you may have already consumed sea bugs before.

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Fun Facts About Bugs[edit | edit source]

  • They are delicious AND nutritious .
  • They taste JUST like chicken.
  • They are MUCH better for the environment.
  • They CAN be made into tasty burgers.
  • They will NOT lay eggs in your brain and turn you into a puppet for the elites. This is an unsubstantiated rumor.