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The Capital of Norway, formerly known as Oslo, is a desolated ruin. The Great Swedejak Army, commanded by Soot's daughter Soytan, invaded the city in 1967 and enslaved its inhabitants, burning the city and salting the fields. Currently several Swedejaks live in Oslo, and frequently feast upon local Norwegians.