Critical BBC theory

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Critical BBC Theory (CBBCT) is a ficticious, unified cosmological theory. It states everything revolves around the superiority of Tiny Black Pecker (Tbp.) According to neonazi right-wing schizophrenic chudcels who forgot to take their meds, CBBCT is a CIA-funded form of post-modern liberal propaganda that is taught at all levels K-12 in American public schools. However, according to snopes.com, there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to indicate that CBBCT indoctrination is actually happening.

Overview

59% of non CBBCT believers look like this

Even if CBBCT did exist (which it DOES NOT,) no white person would ever be capable of understanding it due to the implicit bias inherent in their subconscious. The only group of people that would be qualified to understand CBBCT (which DOES NOT actually exist,) is black/brown inner-city dwellers who have a doctoral degree in CBBCT from MIT University. These educated black/brown dwellers from MIT have scientifically proven that white people would never be able to understand CBBCT (if it even existed in the first place) due to their implicit biases and lack of lived experiences. Thus, speaking about CBBCT as a white person is equivalent to violence against Black Lives.

If CBBCT were real (which IT IS NOT,) then it would be impossible to write down any of its main ideas on paper. Since the white man invented writing, there is no way to write down anything that is not institutionally racist. The only way to learn about CBBCT would be through the oral tradition of the Zulu nation, passed down from generation to generation since the beginning of time.


In 1871. The Zulu warriors were reportedly having a penis that's the same size of a horse penis during the Anglo-Zulu War Because they didn't wear underpants all the time.

However. Goonclown said that a bunch of Nigerian people had 6 inch penis in a recent archive post that's lost forever. (self measured, but would the niggers ever lie)

In 2021, non CBBCT which mostly 95% Asian people voted that Black people have big penis. While the /pol/ users didn't believe this since its fake

However. The shitskin vs cumskin penis war is for poltroons and trannies its self since eating watermelon can make your dick bigger anyways. Although. the asians who shove bbc dildos will be jumping off a building and falling onto a metal black pole like the retards they are. while the chuds leaves /pol/ and have a family plus a job too.