Crystal cafe

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The people who use Crystal cafe are probably trans btw, if that matters.
'jak version of the cafe's mascot

Crystal Cafe, also known as "the 'fe" or Chudcel Pissfe, is a website dedicated to the unwashed fujoshis and female involuntary celibates ("femcels") (oxymoron). They will always complain about men (even though they not-so-secretly seek affection from) and every thread of theirs ends up in a argument, no matter the subject.

The 'fe is also notoriously among the most trannyphobic communities on the internet, rivaling even the Sharty.

They are OUR ENEMIES (even doe they practically share the same ideals as us). They are ALL COALERS. You will NOT go THERE.

One of the unwritten rules of the 'arty is that you WILL be obsessed with them and you WILL post about how much you hate them even though they're probably just as schizophrenic and lonely as (You).

Umm actually chud according to similarweb 70% of crystalcafe's userbase is actually male as opposed to lolcow.farm which is just 20%, although it can be argued that cafe users have more male interests and search history than regualr women as opposed to lolcow users so the datamining tracker lists them as male.

Crystal Cafe Lies Debunked by Real Soyence

WARNING: the following has been classified as disinformation by real NSS agents. Proceed at your own risk.

Recently, in a rather amusing fashion, it was discovered that the animosity 'teens often manifest towards Crystal Cafe users is a coping mechanism for their inability to deal with the intense feelings of love / lust / need they feel towards 'fe miners. When forced to confront the issue, even online, soyteens usually revert to a rather funny flustered and stuttering mess.

To this day, even posting a 'fejak is enough to make the average soyteen's head spin.

Fe queens copypasta

I browse Crystal.cafe and lolcow.farm with a vibrator in my ass while GOONING. I enter threads about any topic at all - crocheting, husbandos, hornyposting, advice, horoscopes, I GOON to it. The topic doesn't matter. What matter is the real HUMAN connection, to a real life WOMAN, behind the screen. I find a certain glee in knowing that with every stroke of my greasy pungent cock the foid on the other end is enjoying her little feminist board, blissfully unaware that I'm shaking in wretched pleasure to her. I wonder how she'd feel? If she could see me like this, if I could force a vision of myself in my current state into her brain, her watching me GOON my aching prostate and spew my seed onto an innocuous photo she posted of the Percy Jackson book she just bought which just happened to contain her oh-so-delectable supple hands. In terms of cum tributes, my favorite subject would have to be the drawings from the 'draw yourself' threads. For each one of those threads, I print out a handful of about 8 of the cutes 'fe sweetheart' self-portraits and make it my mission every day to cum at least once on each. It's those little goals that you set for yourself daily that make life really enjoyable. I consider it a sort of magic, a la voodoo or Law of Attraction.. I like to think that at some point after I've done my deed, the girl will feel a faint sinking disgust, a stifling cold sweat that she can't explain, and think of me. I make my own messages in these boards, too. They're quickly deleted, of course: They reply "Moid!" "Creep!" "Incel!" "Loser!". Every one of these insults only serve to make my erection harder. This passionate attention from my lovely 'fe goddesses simply makes my dick diamond. Every time I'm banned, I punish myself by ratcheting my ass-vibrator to the highest setting for the rest of the day. I curl up into a ball, moaning and crying, imagining that my lovely GODDESSES are above me clad in leather, whipping me for being such a naughty boy, and for being a filthy MOID PIG. I want to savor every last bit of their impotent rage, knowing that I've violated them and there's nothing they can do about it. Knowing that my very loathsome corrupting presence has completely RUINED their beloved TERF board. Even if one of my precious cafe babes gets a boyfriend, as many of them have, they will always feel a knot in their stomach when they realize that I'm GOONING to their posts every day, and their poor boyfriend is getting metaphysically cucked by a fat sweaty loser. And I do mean every day - I don't forget a single one of my goddesses. I have detailed files which i have written one-handed about the posting habits and defining features of over 30 women, and I track their new posts regularly. I make sure I at least cum to one of their posts every week. It's a tough thing to keep up, but I wouldn't want any one of them to get jealous of the other. My darlings loathe and fear me, but they will learn to love me one day. I love you, Crystal.cafe babes! I LOVE YOU!