Dr. Soywin

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Dr. Soywin is a zoologist and cryptozoologist who is well known for his studies of the Capitol Reef National Park fauna.

Studies in the field of Capitol Reef National Park

Dr. Soywin has noted that while many species of CRNP have no eyes and a large mouth, this does not mean they are related, but is instead an example of convergent evolution. He has shown the pictures of three animals found in the park, a tall thin creature with a membrane on its arms, similar to a bat, you may know this species as a Fingerboy, then a much smaller creature with a membrane like the Fingerboy, but with a wider head and a body very similar to that of a Flying squirrel, the third species is one with a large head and a similar body to a Scorpions, but notably larger, around the size of a small dog. It has been suggested that they may use echolocation to get around, as they have no visible eyes.

Studies of the Doedoe

The Cabin Dr. Soywin found.

Outside of CRNP Dr. Soywin has studied the "Doedoe", a creature resembling a fusion between a Thougher and a deer, he's noted that there are white bucks that appear to be of the same species as the doedoe, this form of sexual dimorphism is interesting as other deer show no such change in color between gender, even more odd is that the colors of the bucks and does are negative versions of each other. While studying wildlife, Dr. Soywin walked into a derelict cabin and found a piece of artwork depicting 2 bucks and 2 does. The outer buck and doe appeared to have shattered, as if they were made out of a different composition to other animals. He also found a picture of George Floyd with traces of semen on it. [1]

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