Italo-Argentine War
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 >total shitgent-ACK! >total shitali-ACK! | |||||||
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 1 Italian |
 The Moroccan[1][2] | ||||||
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The Italo-Argentine War is an ongoing flame war between 2 posters on whether their people are white or not, even though they're both not white.
As of March 20th 2023, this is still ongoing, and like 40% of new booru posts are dedicated to it.
History[edit | edit source]
On July 31 2022, a local Argentinian schizo (unable to buy his meds due to inflation) started to call for "TOTAL Italaryan DEATH" on /int/.[3] Since /int/ is a natural watering hole for the mentally ill, his calls for genocide went unnoticed at first. However, his passionate insistence started to gain a cult following.[4] A large and dedicated anti-Italaryan campaign grew on /int/ and spread to other vulnerable boards such as /tv/ and /a/.
Battle of the 'ru[edit | edit source]
In January 2023, the calls for the death of all Italaryans reached the 'ru. Anti-Italaryan images were posted and the Argentine howled for the death of all Italaryans in the comments. In response, anti-shitgentinian images began appearing. The comment section was flooded with images of the Italaryan/shitgentinian chudjak with a small dick. The fighting escalated significantly in February and shows no sign of stopping. It is unknown whether the participants are actually Argentinian and Italian or just a bunch of board samefagging teens. Multiple peer-reviewed studies are being conducted to confirm this theory.
In an attempt to curb the spam, the booru filtered key words and images, including Italaryan, shitgentinian and the aforementioned images of chudjak on February 21 2023. This has not worked.
Argentinian chudjak with a tiny pecker
Italian version
Brunetto[edit | edit source]
| Brunetto | |
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| Soyjak subvariant | |
| Origin | /int/, 4chan (August 15, 2022)[5] |
| Booru Posts |  45 As of February 23 2023 |
| Based On | Bernd |
Brunetto is a deformed subvariant of the hanging Bernd variant with eyes bulging out and olive shaded skin. Originally posted as part of an edit of the painting Destruction, a standalone version was eventually posted where it spread.[6][7] The subvariant was named Brunetto, a common Italian name[it just is, ok?] on February 18 2023 by dust when a blank template was posted.[8]
The original post
Other Wars[edit | edit source]
The war has spawned a few ripoffs spinoffs in the booru, including:
- The Polish-Texan War[9][10]
- The Russo-Ukrainian War >even tho the russo-ukrainian war started before the italo-argentine war
Citations[edit source]
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/32159
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/32158
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/168734076
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/int/search/subject/total%20Italaryan%20death/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/169459037/#169459192
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/19289
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/26007
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/33800
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/33135
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/33203
