Kiwifarms

Kiwi Farms
Internet Forum
Founded	February 4, 2013; 11 years ago
Creator	Null
Owner	Null
Homepage	https://kiwifarms.net https://kiwifarms.st (mirror) Tor Link

The sharty also does this notwithstandingeverbeït

>we must archive everything we know about the life of some internet autists or however the A is logged

lolcow is out, GEGBVLL is IN

Kiwi Farms is a drama discussion forum where absolute geniuses discuss "people" whose bizarre online behavior has earned them the label of "lolcows," because they can be milked for lulz. Kiwi Farms is said to stalk, harass, and dox said lolcows, but this is mostly a lie perpetuated by Twitter trannies and BMT “people” currently down because Elliot Fong, alias "liz fong-jones," doesn't like people knowing he rapes random women with "consent accidents" for fun Long-Dong-Gone will never be a woman. Lucas Roberts, alias "Keffals," alias "Clara Sorrenti," didn't like getting called out for grooming little boys in his private Discord server (he called it "Catboy Ranch"), either, and the two of them, along with other pedos who got doxxed, pwned, and mocked, have been organizing DDoS attacks against KF ever since.

Interactions with soyteens

• Kiwi Farms had an active thread on /qa/ while the board was still unlocked.
• The site's owner, Null encouraged Kuz to ban baby monkey torture
• Kiwi Farms has a thread about the sharty, with many of the participants being soyteens themselves
• Kiwi Farms has a thread on Alameen Karim Merali with many participants being soyteens themselves
• Kiwi Farms has banned Alameen Karim Merali because they suspect him to be a pedophile
• vinluv has an account which counts i guess
• Kuz has an account.
• Doll has an account.
• Froot has an account there.
• Soyjak.blog uses the same forum software as Kiwi Farms
• Though there are a lot of 'teens that have been banned by nypajannies, So if you're going to start a raid over there make sure it's a good reason.
  • In case you have info about the 'cord, hand it over to the Kiwibros, they want to help in taking it down

History

Until 2013 Kiwi Farms was known as CWCki Forums (pronounced “quicky”) which has roots with Encyclopedia Dramatica, which itself has roots with 4chan. However KF is more closely related to somethingawful than 4cuck though.

The CWCki forums were dedicated to discussion of Chris Chan

The name was changed later on in 2014, with the name now being due to many lolcows (most notably Parkourdude91, a.k.a. Jace Connors of Deagle Nation fame) mispronouncing the name as “Kiwi Farms” instead of CWCiki (due to autism).

The website's forum software is XenForo, though they could have their license revoked by them at any

As of late, Kiwi Farms has extended from strictly "lolcow" discussion to General e-drama, world events, and e-celebs.

A while ago Kiwi Farms had a gemmy lawnmower man stream on cytube in which 'teens cobbed up a bit too hard and the chat got nuked

The Fall (September 3 - 27, 2022)

A Canadian groomer tranny Lucas Roberts aka Clara "Keffals" Sorrenti got mad at farmers laughing at him so he together with his loyal troon harem whined until Kiwi Farms’s DDoS protection service provider abandoned them and then DDoSed them to oblivion. Despite his best efforts, Kiwi Farms eventually returned on September 27, 2022.

The site has been running smoothly^{[it just is, ok?]} since, however there has been the occasional troon DDoS. The troons are just about as good at being hackers as they are at being women.

The Second Fall (December 13 2023)

On 13th December 2023, A Tanzanian Public Figure and "Information Security Expert" named Alameen Karim Merali claimed responsibility for the suspension of the Kiwi Farms domain after reporting it to Epik. Following the suspension, Epik claimed that they were forced by a court order to put the domain on a client hold and that the site hosted Child Pornography after supposedly having blurred lewd photos of Alameen posted on their Twitter. Epik later deleted their Tweets and retracted their statements regarding this and Kiwi Farms is still looking to sue Epik over this. Despite the efforts, Kiwi Farms returned back and is functioning smoothly.

The Admin War

Main article: The Admin War

After Doll created a Kiwifarms account and Kuz returned and made his first post on the sharty thread, the thread has devolved into a war between Pro-Kuzists and Anti-Kuzists. Lots of them, from both sides, are thread banned and banned by their jannies for shitting up the thread, and even Null has to intervene. Curiously, this event coincided with the site falling into some heavy drama related to discord - like tranny private chat rooms hidden inside the direct message conversation feature, wich led to Null enter full meltdown mode and remove conversations and make it harder for people to see their notifications, 'sharty is the canary in the coal mine once again...