Kohlchan
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Kohlchan.net is a image board and the succersor of krautchan, after krautchan demise the users of the site got fragmented creating many sites.
Coalchan is the most succesful of those with decently active boards of all kinds of topics like 2 boards that get most of the activity there. It also is filled with pedophiles! The name kohl chan is mean to copy that of kraut since both can mean cabbage in german!
All posters are referred too as Bernd just like my heccin' Kinoino Self-Insert Soyjak.
It was shut down on July 5, 2023 due to site admins being lazy little fucks who dont want to work out server issues.
This turned out to be nonsense with kohlchan going up a day later
>OH MY GONDOLA IS THAT A BERNADETTE FOR ME TO KILL AND RAPE?
>OH MY, THAT PUSSY, IMAGINE THE FUCKING SMELL. IMAGINE HOW KC TIRE IT MUST BE. IMAGINE . JUST…IMGAGINEEEE
>ASSBERGERS, MY DICK IS GETTING SO SWOLLEN THAT IT’S STARTING TO TUG AT MY KCARMOR. I REALLY SHOULD RAPE THAT GIRL OR SOMETHING OR ELSE MY DICK IS GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE
>GODDDDDD, THIS IS SO KC TIRE. REMINDS ME OF THE TIME WHEN THAT NEWNIGGER FAGGOT FROM LIKE, THAT FINNISH NIGGERCHAN CAME UP AND RAIDED MY BERNDS IN THE GAYSEA INT BEFORE WE PROCEEDED TO NO GF OUR WAY TO VICTORY AND THEN SUFFERED IN THE 4KANKER CLONE AFTERWARDS
>MAN, THAT REMINDS ME, I SHOULD CALL UP MY OLD PALS NIGOR AND WOJAK AND TELL THEM IM GONNA BE A BIG BOY WHOSE LOST HIS VORGINITY SOON AND GET THEIR LIKE LORS ONIONS AND STUFF
>NAWWWW FUCK IT, IM TOO HORNY. IM JUST GONNA RAPE HER FIRST. ITD BE WAY TOO HEMLICH FOR ME TO COUNT MY COUNTRYBALLS BEFORE THEY HATCH
>…HEY…HEY YOU THERE. YES YOU. IM GONNA FUCKIN RAPE YOU. IM GONNA FUCKING RAPE YOU YOU NEWFAGGOT
>IM GONNA RAPE YOU EVEN THOUGH IM WAY TOO ASSBERGERS AND THEN PROCEED TO STOP BEING SO FEELS GUY ALL THE TIME
>CMERE, CMERE LET ME RAPE YOU LET ME RAPE YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>PLEASE LET ME RAPE YOU I REALLY NEED TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY YOU NEWNIGER FAGGOT
>CMERE FAGGOT
>CMERE
They also 'nish Tor and VPNs unless you mine bitcoin for them first.[1]
Kohler
A gemmy soijack, a fusion of Apu Apustaja and chudjak which presumably originated on the /int/ board of Kohlchan.
