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Linux Or as I have recently taken to calling it, GNU/Linux is the result of decades of combined effort between controversial software developer Linus Poettering and accomplished hardware engineer LinusTechTips. It really only exists to further the purposes of soyposting because you can't actually use it for school or work[it just is, ok?] but you can quote 'boys like there's no tomorrow.
Soyquoting with Bash[edit | edit source]
Here are some ways to optimize and invigorate your soyquoting. Even if you have Windows or whatever, just install Bash (Borne-again Soy H). Make sure you have sed and the other tools made by the fat guy who eats shit from his foot.
# Greentext every line echo "OFFENDING_TEXT_HERE" | sed 's/^/>/g' # or sed 's/^/>/g' "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE"
# Redtext every line echo "OFFENDING_TEXT_HERE" | sed 's/^\(.*\)$/==\1==/g' # or, sed 's/^\(.*\)$/==\1==/g' "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE"
# Sort text and then greentext it (goes well with Markovquoting???) echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sort | sed 's/^/>/g'
# Capitalize everything and greentext it THE_SOY="PUT_TEXT_HERE" echo "$THE_SOY" | sed 's/^\(.*\)/>\U&/g' # or, echo "$THE_SOY" | tr [:lower:] [:upper:] | sed 's/^/>/g'
# You-will-eat-the-bugsquoting echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sed 's/^/>YOU WILL /g'
# The above but more schwab-like and negative echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sed 's/^/>YOU WILL NOT /g'
# Post-schwabquoting echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sed 's/^/>AND YOU WILL BE /g'
# Add Artificial (You)s to every link-quote sed -E 's/(>>[0-9]+)/\1 (You)/g' "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE"