Internet Trolling Tactics
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See List of copypastas/bait for good bait to use alongside these methods.
This page is meant to give 'teens good resources to bait almost all (active) 4chan boards out there, as well as most other forum/IB/social media sites out there.
"Annoying People Online"
Sometime in late 2022 there was a thread where soyteens suggested strategies of trolling mainly 4chan but also other parts of the internet. Here it is:
Annoying People Online
- Using soyjaks and gigachads
- Gmod griefing
- Using smuggies
- Just spam nigger kek
- Breaking redditiquette. for example namefagging and using off-site and reddit buzzwords on 4chan (the latter works the best. they HATE "redditspacing" (i.e adding empty paragraphs to make your text more readable)). reddit. instagram links etc.
- Might go without saying. but act like a complete and utter retard.
- Just post Cobson. guaranteed rage.
- if we could have a whole group of users avatarfagging while acting rude. bombastic. and arrogant that would be gemmy. like we attach all these annoying connotations to an image. it’s not easy to organise groups like that though. so you might have to samefag but that's sad and boring.
- Just post bait.
- Thread derailment.
- Post any sort of bait on /pol/ guaranteed replies
- We should do ratio raids on 4chan. If we do this, make sure to set up a little counter ratio so they look even more pathetic
- Another method would be ratioing. It works because people don't like it when you import twitterfag culture or really any other form of normie culture. it's obnoxious. if the ratio wins you can have a big celebration to smear shit in their face. and it derails threads
- You can also samefag mass reply your own thread to cause maximum butthurt such as “win” “wwwwww” etc
- Oppositechadding but make it really obvious that you're doing that
- You should also make posts that greatly praise anime or shit on anime. For some reason people get really butthurt about chinktoons
- spamming the same thing over and over again is guaranteed to make people mad (unless they ignore you)
- pretending to be the anon someone is replying to. especially in a long conversation. and even more especially in a friendly conversation. in which case you can have a complete change in character to confuse them. then when the actual anon tries to clear up the confusion you act like they're sabotaging. this just made me think of the reverse: interrupting a random conversation saying that “it's rude to barge in on our conversation like that" or something like that
- ^ do this but write a completely normal and logical response. except that it looks very AI generated. which would creep both anon 1 and anon 2 out since anon 1 thinks he was talking to a bot the whole time. and anon 2 thinks the thread is being monitored by a malicious bot
- i’ve heard in another thread similar to this one that 4cucks really fucking hate when you criticise their culture
- Use le funny logical fallacies and other dumb shit idek
- in a long argument (that you're not a part of) just reply to someone with something like “I'm joking. you fucking mong”. so that they'll think you backed down and make fun of you from there. chaos might ensue. i'm testing this right now. you can also say the same thing when someone writes a long a detailed answer to you so they feel dumb after doing that
- Make fake advertisements for real but hardly known companies and spam them
- Make fake news articles and tweets
- say something like “as part of the biometrics program. all user activity in this will be monitored and users' posts will be stored in a datacenter. If you wish to individually opt-out. please contact [email protected].” the goal is to creep people out
- Use haxxs in online shooters
- Tell someone he types exactly like a bot and say he's a bot
- in /his/ or any other pseudointellectual board. reply to random long posts saying “yep. that's a bandwagon fallacy”. it doesn't matter what they're saying. it could still cause seethe.
- go up to someone at the mall. tell them "everything's for sale". go up to someone at school. tell them "youre at school right now"… oh online nvm lol
- Post schizo gems. especially if they're contrary to the current discussion
- replying to a post you didnt make saying “meant for” then replying to another post you didn't make. with the goal of causing thread derailment and confusion
- Go on jewtube and leave a comment. either a reddit joke or something everyone will agree with. then once you get a ton of replies and likes. edit it to say something racist.
- If there's id's you can act like a retard then act like a know-it-all. and alter between that a few times
- Write and act like an actual zoomer. Guaranteed rage especially on 4cuck where zoomer hate is everywhere. Something along the lines of "on god fr fr no cap" or "no cap zoomer lives rent free in your boomer head fr"
- Save reaction images used by a particular poster you hate in a general thread and reuse them in the next thread.
Also note that for some reason newly posted 4cuck threads with zero replies can be killed by replying with something extremely stupid/confusing. This works better on faster boards like /b/. Best done on threads where the OP is a wall of text.
General/multiple
- Samefag.
- Accuse other posters of being samefags. If they post proof that they're not. claim that the picture was edited.
- If accused of being a samefag. take a screenshot of the post accusing you and edit out one or more (You)s in MS Paint. 4cuckers can't tell the difference between a doctored screenshot and a legitimate screenshot. so responding to whoever's attacking to you with an edited screenshot will still give you the moral high ground.
- Snitch on people. The report button is your friend... just don't be a selfish little fuck and friendly fire on other 'teens.
- Remember: jannies can view IP ban history. and don't take reports from frequently-banned IPs as seriously. If you're reporting from an IP you've caught a lot of bans on. consider resetting your router; or if phoneposting. clearing your 4chan(nel) cookies. turning airplane mode on and off. and switching to mobile data instead.
- Report anyone who says a racial slur for "Racism outside of /b/." Casual racism may be deeply ingrained into 4cuck culture. but it's still against Global Rule 3b. and it could be enforced with a 3-day ban if the right janny reviews your report.
- Interject yourself into conversations between two posters and pretend to be one of them.
- If it's a polite conversation. become passive-aggressive or outright hostile over anything you could potentially perceive as a slight against you.
- If it's an argument. politely admit defeat and tell the other person that they're right.
- Accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being a Discord raider.
- Accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being a pedophile.
- Accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being a troon.
- Accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being a pajeet.
- Accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being from the sharty.
- Accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being underage.
- Accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being all of these. in no specific order.
- LARP as a flat earther. The dumber. the better (works best in /sci/. /pol/. /x/).
- Use this website to fake an iPhone filename. 'cucks HATE phoneposting. so this is a very good method to derail a thread.
- Use Reddit spaces. The more. the better.
- Pretend to be a woman
- Impersonate avatarfags, namefags, and tripfags. If the real one shows up, talk about how they’re an imposter and are trying to impersonate you. https://github.com/meriken/merikens-tripcode-engine-v3 (script for reverse engineering tripcodes). Bonus points for pre-emptively impersonating people that are trying to impersonate the namefag in question you're targeting and using fake (You) screenshots and mutliple IPs in the process. That way. when the real one shows up and inevitably starts seething, it's much more likely that their reply will be lost among all the other posts calling out the impersonationfagging
- Incite Booru-like country wars (works best on /pol/, /int/ and /his/). Common targets are controversial countries like USA, Russia and China
- Post with a left wing bias in right wing oriented boards (like /pol/ , /tv/ and /v/) and post with a right wing bias in left wing oriented boards (like /co/ , /soc/ , /sci/ and /lit/)
- Call yourself an oldfag from any year above 2016/2015. Guaranteed seethe.
- Post some variant of "OP here, bumping my failed thread".
/a/
The easiest way to bait anons on /a/ is to post a soyjak; however, the jannies will probably delete your thread quickly. Therefore, you will likely have to use a stealthjak.
Anything that isn't specifically tranime can trigger them. /a/ is VERY hostile to off-topic content, even manime like Dragon Ball Z can make them furious sometimes. There is also one particularly autistic user who will chimp out and start spamming mass replies in the thread accusing everyone of being the same person if he sees you criticize yuri, especially in Madoka threads (posting pictures of Madoka characters with men also works). For this reason attacking yurishit can lead to pretty hilarious results and usually won't result in a ban if you don't soyjak post.
Post non-Japanese and/or non-anime weebshit, such as gook/chink comics, fanart of characters from chink/gook gacha games[stop pretending that gacha isn't gambling], and other types of subtly off-topic media that triggers these faggot weeaboos[just lurk and you'll know]. Vehemently insist that gook/chink weebshit is better than Japanese weebshit.
Try and incite sub vs. dub arguments in unrelated threads. Defend translators putting in buzzwords or memes when they aren't necessary.
Use nonsense buzzwords like "native isekai".
Post SFW ryona art in waifu threads.
tl;dr /a/ fucking sucks and is dead because the jannies spend more time pruning & handing out all-board bans than actually watching anime. Even the old /tg/ nazi mod wasn't this bad.
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If you don’t want to post a ‘jak on /a/. use this
/qa/
Just criticize soyjaks or anything pertaining to /qa/ culture. [DO NOT RESEARCH]
/b/
Board that is designated as "Random" but is nowadays just filled with pedomaxxed Epsteincels reposting loli threads, shota breads, trannies, sissy hypno and interracial porn. Despite being 'random" the board is mainly porn threads and literal spambots. Jannies are too busy jerking each others' nanopenises off instead of actually making the "random" board look anything like it did back when /b/ was good (i.e. never).
Occasionally you can troll those rare human coomers by dumping the "wrong" fetish, such as scat WEBMs in a thread about sissies and femboys.
More classical methods of trolling can be to spam spiderman[1] memes on loli and shota threads and the naked banana[2] on ylyl threads, you can find images to spam on the KYM pages. Spamming a single set of unrelated images until image cap is reached is generally a good way of trolling on /b/, you can also spam troonjaks on trap threads.
/b/ also has a schizo (or a group of them) commonly referred as "animaterr man" who spams "Andy Sixx's log of shit" meme and has a YouTube channel dedicated to it. If someone insults animaterr and his beloved meme, he usually calls this user "logless shill" or "Eustace"(portrayed as Eustace Bagge from Courage the Cowardly dog). Impersonating animaterr man causes 4cucks to have a serious mental breakdown.
Posting about trannies is also a good way to get replies. Racebait threads in general also work, although this board is usually best forgotten because it's just a porn dump.
/co/
Modern cartoons are made by loser 30+ millennials for other loser millennials, and not children. Your average head producer of any popular cartoon is probably a kike and their social media will be filled with leftist insanity. Blame /pol/ for the presence of politics and not the people actually injecting it. /co/ in general is filled with people who consume goyslop capeshit media, so they aren't intelligent. Argue some extremist position with cited studies and you will cause other posters to crack spectacularly (including the janny).
Post screencaps of articles about manga selling more than comics in the west and tell /co/ users how anime is superior.
Try to find the namefag "Guy" and remind him that he's a complete loser that will never amount to anything in life.
Post homestuck threads.
Aggressively shill race-swapping popular characters. Say that Miles Morales is a better character than Peter Parker.
Skibidipost, especially in relation to other 3d and 2d animated shows that /co/ fawns over such as Steven Universe or Digital Circus. Insist that skibidi toilet is vastly superior to the aforementioned shows, using as much zoomer slang as possible to rile up oldfags.
Aggressively shill or bash Hazbin Hotel. Claim that Vivziepoop is actually an expert writer and that only people who also have written shows can criticize her work. Guaranteed seethe.
When criticizing Hazbin, posture as a twitterfag and complain about le heckin problematic depictions of muh SA. If you want even better results, imitate the arguments and typing style of notorious twitter users that obsessively bash the show. If people identify the user you are LARPing as, throw a fit and say that they "doxed" you.
/an/
Make threads defending pitbulls, make sure to include "It's not the breed it's the owner!" in the title.
Defend tail-cropping, declawing, debarking, and other needless cosmetic surgery that only faggots and niggers advocate for. Say that you don't need to neuter your pets.
Search for images of roadkill and spam them in their respected generals.
Tell posters on the /horse/ general that they will be Hanged, drawn, and quartered for being zoophiles.
Try to derail threads with cat vs dog shitflinging.
/g/
Mimic being Jay Louis Irwin and either post anti-Linux shit or pretentiously shill Apple products. Do both if you feel like being a doublenigger. Bait people into saying Jay Louis Irwin's full name to get them banned. Routinely bump your own troll threads whenever they hit page 9 or 10.
Use Discord code block syntax while shilling meme programming languages.
Post e-celeb shills that pertain either to Linux, building computers, web development or anything that would bring mainstream attention to the board's pedoshit. Insist that Linux is an operating system made for nazi pedophiles, or that privacy is for schizos.
Post links and screenshots to Reddit. Literally just reply "And? Reddit is based" when someone tells you to go back.
Advocate for obvious chinkshit as though it were just as good as whatever it's ripping off (This also works on /v/ but there's more material for it on /g/.) Aggressively shill soyware, especially those from Red Hat and Canonical, such as GNOME, PipeWire, Wayland, snap, systemd, dbus, Rust, Hare, etc. If you notice other posters shilling them, call them trannies but refuse to give further arguments.
Discuss laptop stickers.
Go to general threads and shill a particular brand or device on cooldown. Make sure your posts are made within 1 minute of each other to piss off anyone who notices. Pretend you're doing damage control in the most obnoxious way possible when you get called out for samefagging. Tell them to take meds.
Literally just bait the resident underage iToddler in /spg/ (smartphone thread) for a guaranteed (You) farm. He easily bites low quality bait posts with loaded questions like "Why does the resident iToddler love AirDropping tranny child porn to other students in his middle school?".
Go into the AI chatbot generals and act like a complete newfag who has no idea what he is doing. Post AI-generated replies.
While those methods generate a bit of seethe, you can get them really riled up if you bring up how Windows is still super functional as well as running one (1) Github debloat script or insist how big corporations are improving Linux and other GPL-related software. You can also bring up Windows LTSC for this. It doesn't take effort to bait retarded /g/roomers really.
/h/
One of the 'cuck's worst and most brainrotting boards. Don't go here unless you are willing to subject yourself to kike brainrot (also known as pornography).
Just go to the Sad Panda general (sometimes named SDPND to avoid resident schizos[even though all /h/fags are schizophrenic porn addicts]) and insist that Chinese and Korean people are responsible for all the cuckshit on their favourite tranime porn sites such as Sad Panda, Anchira, nhentai, ect. Ensured to rile up a resident chink who defends cuckshit.
Go to /hdg/ (Hentai Diffusion thread) and start a console war between NovelAI and local generation.
/his/
Post like you would on /pol/ and you will get every /his/torian seething. Constantly correlate history with current hot button topics or news.
Try to relate every possible topic to the Holocaust (be sure to post specific estimates of jews burned.) Relate all losses, suffering, casualties, bad things happening to anyone, etc. to the 66 trillion jews who died, then insist the jews suffered worse. Call Jesus a Jew.
Mentioning and supporting any "alternative historian" like Graham Hancock and the Ancient Aliens guys is guaranteed to double the size of a thread just with the flame war it causes, even more so if you use facebook boomer tier "infographs" to defend your position. Claim that aliens built the pyramids. When anyone tries to correct you, pull some bullshit equation out of your ass to try and make them disprove it while calling them sheeple and unenlightened. Aggressively shill flat earth theory (works on /x/, /pol/, /sci/, any board that relates to the real world).
Call Romans and Greeks faggots. Say that Rome was the beginning of globohomo. Call any civilization, religion, empire or ethnic group you don't like trannies or incels. Post about Elagabalus, the openly transgender Roman Emperor in Rome threads. Call Romans and Greeks pedophiles.
Post about the race of indo-europeans. It doesn't matter if you post about them being white, pajeets, chinks, it will make someone angry. Mention haplogroups. Talk about how your ancestors raped the ancestors of an ethnic group you don't like. Call anyone you disagree with a pajeet. Call anyone whose skin color isn't as white as snow a pajeet. Post Nation of Islam tier infographics claiming that [important historical figure] was black, no matter how absurd or outlandish.
Claim that America is the most successful nation in history because of diversity. Guaranteed seethe. Claim that the Soviet Union lifted millions out of poverty and defeated the most evil empire in history.
Also religion.
/jp/
Still infested with vtumor threads. For those, troll as you would on /vt/. Expect to be banned quickly.
There's an insanely active Hololive general thread that people will post in until it force-archives at 1500 posts, filled with schizos you can bait and troll until the end of time. If you have a working VPN and/or several SIM cards that aren't range'nished, wait until it hits bump limit, bump all the other threads until it falls off page 10, then kill it by creating a 2hu thread. You'll need a lot of time and autism for this; /jp/ is an excruciatingly slow board and usual posters sometimes even sage to reduce catalog churning, so you will probably have to bump all of the threads yourself. Once you pull it off, mass confusion, turboseethe and a swift rangeban are guaranteed. Several people will make new threads at the same time, so you'll end up indirectly killing some 2hu threads as well. This method was abused so often by a turbo retard that you can't bump /jp/ threads on page 9 and below anymore on certain IP ranges[it just was, ok?]. See Ban evasion.
Go into the untranslated visual novel thread and post screenshots of translated visual novels. Post about how Subahibi[whatever the fuck that is] is the best work of literature you've ever read and how it changed your life.
/k/
Aggressively shill on behalf of Ukraine or Russia. /k/ is astroturfed as fuck by paid agents to make you want to support Ukraine, but the people they hired to do it are so bad at their jobs that it's essentially the same thing as flooding/trolling, so imitate them or be a pro-Russian contrarian. Behave as if you were watching your favorite football team, insult the other team, and disapprove of any of their arguments by calling them names. Stuff like "shut up vatnik" or "kys holol shill" are perfect. Post pictures of Nikocado Avocado in Ukraine threads. Use ones that have guns in them so that your post will stay up longer before janny inevitably deletes it.
Small note: Ukrainian shills are more active meaning videos showing Ukrainian deaths are removed quickly.
This also works for China. Posting about chinese hardware, weapons or updates will piss them off greatly and give you a chance to derail the thread into US-China shitflinging. Advocate for Turkish-made anything in any general thread. Post about Russian or Chinese military hardware with classic /v/ openers such as "Do you like planes?" or "Is precision bombing good for you?"; this will drive them mad and get them to accuse you of being armatard. Countries that will always generate seethe on /k/ when talking about their weapons/military equipment:
- Russia
- China
- Iran
- North Korea
- Sometimes India
LARP as an underage retard with basic questions & with firearm knowledge limited to movies and videogames. Glowpost, mention red and black liquens (from Tom Bedlam's homegrown stock®). "zappers" or maybe even "planet dirt". Insist that the Rhodesians were losers & their white daughters got the BBC by force. This works especially well because it actually happened. South African history is a blackpilled racebaiter's dream.
Making threads shitting on the US army, with pics of mutilated or dead veterans/soldiers or US ZOG troopers parading with pride flags is also guaranteed (short-lived albeit) seethe. Depending on who you want to troll, use videos where death and suffering is shown, the more gruesome the better. Don't forget to add small comments like "haha roasted ukie pigs burning" or " zigger death".
It's very easy to generate seethe by posting destroyed western miliary hardware, just post pictures and videos of Bradleys, leopards, the British Challenger, and Abrams destroyed by Russian forces in Ukraine, it always cause a massive meltdown that may end in gore spam.
Shill for anti-gun politicians or the ATF and call anyone who doesn't "FSB zigger shills", this often causes ZOGfags to infight over if it's patriotic or not to be against gun control and the ATF, remember to post images of the Waco siege.
Grandstand the amount of damage certain calibers can cause. Repeat American democrat talking points about the dangers of the AR-15. Post anything about Challenger tanks
/lgbt/
i dont think this one needs to be explained Fags and dykes all hate trannies. Casually liken trannies to fags/dykes while insisting you are a fag or dyke. Insist on comradery with even the most repulsive elements of trannyism. Alternatively, try to 'gatekeep' trannyism as much as possible. LARP as a deeply religious closeted tranny who prayed ze gay away
Everyone hates bisexuals since "they aren't really gay", so posting your opinion as one is guaranteed to get (You)s.
Concern troll as a reined-in homosexual who doesn't understand the need for pride parades, gay marriage, etc. Faggots constantly yearn for validation. Suggesting they don't need something is guaranteed replies.
Post edited pictures of Cado in tranny threads as though you were posting selfies for your fellow mentally-ill freaks to rate and gossip about. Post pictures of drag queens being creepy near children with no context and watch them squirm and writhe to try and defend it. Post pictures of real women and claim they're trans. Immediate jealous seethe from actual trannies.
Remind trannies that they will never look like the anime girls they post and in real life are hideous freaks.
The one thing trannies love to do more than anything in their threads is vomit-inducing fetish roleplay / flirting. As such, derailing these E-orgies is sure to cause seethe among the populace. Trick horny troons into sending over their 'cord tags, make a burner account and spam axewounds or gore in general until xhey block you for being a hateful chud. Any time a tranny posts xheir cord ID or an unsee.cc link, report it to janny for camwhoring.
Post the following trvthNVKES:
- A neovagina lubricates based off of how long it has been since you have eaten, not your arousal.
- Hormone blockers impede the development of the pelvis and can lead to immobility at a much earlier age.
- It's common to get ingrown hairs in your neovagina/neophallus.
- Most trans ""women"" comment of their vagina smelling extremely foul.
- Trannies have to wear pads because of a mix of puss and blood discharge that leaks from their """vagina""" that comes in a range of colors such as yellow, orange, red and sometimes even green.
- Axewound surgery needs constant medical examination for up to 10 years or more, if you live in the USA this is financially ruining and doctors do it knowingly because they can siphon money from you for the rest of your life.
For pooners (female-to-male troons), post these trvkes:
- Trans """men""" cannot get an erection without a pump that is implanted in their scrotum.
- Pooners have to shave the entire length of their penis including the valve, as the skin used for the whole penis has hair follicles.
/mlp/
/mlp/ posters are mostly washed up chuds who probably haven't experienced any emotion besides nostalgia for at least 5 years. As such, even the best quality bait might fail to get the reaction you expected. /mlp/ jannies are also known for instantly deleting anything that even remotely resembles a soyjak. At least a basic understanding of the show is also required.
Here are the possible approaches you can take:
- Derailing threads is extremely effective. Even a single post can do the job if you find the right approach.
- Claim that the show wasn't that good to begin with
- Try stealthjakkingdon't think it was tried before on this board. potentially gemmy!.
- Post this trvthnuke:
MLP:FiM Quality Chart & Hot Takes
Hey guys. I want to start a discussion by sharing this chart I made explaining my personal views of how I would divide up the eras of MLP: Friendship is Magic by quality. tone. and the staff involved. Below I will elaborate on some of my controversial opinions:
My personal season ranking is 4>2>3>1>5>7>6>9>8. I actually slightly prefer the McCarthy Era over the Faust Era overall. but I recognize the changes and I completely understand why some strongly prefer the Faust Era. I personally find both eras great in different ways. and I believe MLP didn't decline until after McCarthy and the veteran writers left.
I also understand why some really like seasons 6-9. and I did like plenty of episodes within them. I actually liked Starlight and the student 6. and I thought that the biggest issue in these seasons was how they did not use them enough. In spite of how rushed and unearned I found Starlight's initial redemption to be. I actually found her to be a likeable character after that for the most part. Hell. the Season 6 finale is one of my favorite episodes. I just wish she had more screen time. a more in depth arc. and more interactions with the other characters.
I found the student 6 to be likeable. a breath of fresh air for the show. and they had a lot of potential. Hearth's Warming Eve was a wonderful episode proving this. However. I thought Seasons 8 & 9 squandered them with a nonsensical concept and barely using them. The Friendship School made no sense. The mane 6 had busy lives already and should have not been teachers. let alone the ONLY teachers. Having friendship being some academic thing that requires several classes to be taught is really weird. since friendship is developed mainly through experience. Celestia didn't teach Twilight friendship. she had her practically learn it. The school should have been a normal boarding school with educational classes taught by actual teachers. It can be still a friendship school by just having all these different species there interacting and being taught good values.
The student six themselves got very little development. only having a few episodes starring them. This was a true shame. since they were fresh and interesting characters providing something new to the show. while all of the established characters were so played out by this point. I fully believe that the student six should have been the main characters in these seasons. If the show would have been willing to fully commit to its new concepts. I would have respected the hell out of it. and there was plenty of potential for story lines featuring these characters. Seeing their friendships grow and seeing the mane six mentor them could have made for a great two seasons. Sadly. the show wasted them. Seasons 8 & 9 were halfway stuck between trying to be unique and trying to be more of the same. and they fail in both of these departments in my opinion.
/mu/
Posting "Dude is that *X Band*? Turn that shit way up my guy!" with a 'son seems to work. Also Christgau.
Post anything about Trout Mask Replica. Jefre Cantu-Ledesma.
Defend spotify. Call traditional methods of downloading music like SoulSeeker overly complicated boomershit.
Post a thread with the text ">woman sings about depression" with a picture of the joker laughing. Call any famous album you don't like emotionally dishonest.
Either aggressively hate or defend The Beatles. Make a thread about John Lennon beating his wife.
Claim that Frank Zappa invented prog rock. Post about Punk in the metal general. Either aggressively hate or defend Black Metal. Call Michael Gira a trust fund kid.
Make a thread about how you don't get a famous and critically acclaimed album and how it's fans are only pretending to like it. Call /mu/core reddit.
Call any music with guitars boomer garbage. Post twitter or tiktok screenshots of zoomers saying retarded shit about music. Act like a zoomer wigger. Bring up Shrek any time Smash Mouth is mentioned.
Every time a musician dies post about how it was the vaccine that killed them.
Post about Bob Dylan being a larper. Praise modern country music.
Either aggressively hate or defend Rap music. Either aggressively hate or defend Anthony Fantano.
Post about Kanye's rants. Either call him insane or the greatest rapper of all time. Mention the Jews.
/pol/
See also: Did Vaush just BTFO?
This is meant to be an archive for various gemmy copypastas ‘teens can spam in places like /pol/ or /leftypol/ to farm (You)s. Note that, for now, only the ‘aush copypasta is proven to get (You)s every single time (though the others do still seem to work well.) We recommend slightly changing each aspect of the ‘pastas in gemmy ways (such as changing the YouTube link to a David Thoughie video, or replacing random words with “nigger”) to see whether or not the GPT bots will still fall for the bait (they probably will).
Alternatively, making stealth race-baiting threads also works. Or anything about women, jews etc. (that doesn't favour their "political view") Just make sure to throw some scientific/news articles here and there. For maximum effect, use an Israeli IP and use a memeflag for the OP, but stop using it somewhere down in the replies. It is a guaranteed shitstorm *if* it gains traction.
A very easy way to always bait retards on /pol/ is making threads on why right wingers will lose a second American civil war. Bonus points if the thread image is a drone.
Support ANY e-celeb. Left, right, wignat, chuddy twitter, etc. Every single one of them will cause massive seethe, especially the more controversial ones like Nick Fuentes or Bronze Age Pervert. Bonus points if you try to shill them in a way that subtly implies you are them self posting on the website.
Fed post in a way that won't get you banned but will still make people very suspicious. Post amerimutt gems
Go into the respective slavshit war threads and spam Ukrainian and Russian gore in them, /uhg/ tends to generate more seethe because /chug/ users use filters to hide gore while /uhg/ users don't
Go into /ptg/ and either post really good arguements against Trump in the eyes of a natsoc (basically his support of Israel, pandering to minorities, banning of bumpstocks, broken promises, et) or post the most retarded arguements against Trump like the nuke codes copypasta, remember to name your filenames "SHILL IMAGE, CHANGE NAME BEFORE POSTING".
Rename your bait images, usually write it in hebrew or a poorly trained fed.
Go into pro-AI or waifubot threads and tell them how it's never coming and it will be nothing more than a glorified chatbot.
Make BLACKED or Kara boga threads.
Make a thread criticizing Americans, change your proxy to an Canadian IP and type in broken engrish so you can trick Amerimutts into thinking that you're a Canadian chink diaspora.
Make threads about how American gun owners are no match against the American military, explain to them how they won't be able to find the addresses/families of drone/jet pilots.
Go into the /pol/ humor threads and spam images/webms of gay christian pastors.
Make a thread shitting on/praising Christianity, same goes with Paganism, a christcuck vs pagan shitflinging war will start very soon/almost immediately after your thread is made, this works almost 100% of the time, (unless your post get's zero replies) if you make a thread about shitting on christianity, 90% of the posts will be calling you a jew or some other name calling, the amount of seethe this method generates is above average, and is commonly believed to be used by the JIDF to slide threads and all that other schizo shit, here is an example thread that is shitting on christianity (https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/459697636/) as you can see, the thread is full of shitflinging, name calling, and general seethe, and here is a thread praising christianity (https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/457716584/) the same phenomena occurs, i also recommend you use Tuxler and switch to an Israeli IP so you can also falseflag and generate even more seethe, here is an example of someone doing this (https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/460209268/)
Trans Woman of Color here
Ok I've had enough...
Trans woman of color here. Before I say what I'm about to say I'd just like to make it clear that I never post here, mainly due to the fact that interacting with so called "4chan culture" is quite disheartening. So I'm going to say this as clearly and efficiently as possible.
Fuck. All. Of. You.
There, I said it. If you'd like an explanation, all you have to do is look at your own behavior, and understand how it effects the world around you. As a trans woman I feel the deep rooted forces of oppression you sick fucks emanate every day of my life. The shit I have to go through to please disgusting individuals such as yourselves. It doesnt help that I'm a woman of color. So on top of that, I have to deal with the fucking systemic racism YOU and YOUR people started and continue to promote. My life is a living hell because of you people. But that's not why I hate you. Oh not even close sweetie.
The problem lies with YOU. Your behavior is so sickening. I know most of you are white men and so bigotry comes naturally, but you make no attempt to hide it. No attempt to better yourselves or the world around you. And no attempt to soothe the scars caused by you sick fucks. Your treatment of others is ugly.
"Durr nigger. Durrr tranny. Durr fag. Durr cunt. Durr durr durr durrrrr look at me I'm a nazi haha doesnt this make me so quirky and a free thinker durrr"
Sorry, not sorry. You're just getting what you put out. You constantly berate the disenfranchised and the unfortunate. Using your privilege as some sort of pedestal. You think you're better than me and my community when you're not. You're the scum of the earth. I hope you all rot in hell....
HasanAbi
What is it about HasanAbi that makes chuds seethe so much? Is it envy?
>One of the biggest streamers
>1.1 million subscribers on YouTube alone
>Twice that many followers on Twitch
>Regularly pulls in 500 thousand views on his Twitch streams
>A whole army of intelligent zoomers soon to vote in the next elections
It is clear that Communism is on the rise. far faster than your incel ideology ever will be.
>More than half of zoomers embrace socialism more than capitalism
Clearly the people have spoken. and they have spoken for communism.
To add more salt in the wounds of the salty chuds… did Hasan just BTFO all the chud's great replacement bullshit?
>Dismantles arguments about how Jews are in charge of it all
>Dismantles that race even exists and is a social construct
>Explains how mainstream media virtue signals to them and how their ideas aren't that niche and obscure
>Explains the entire history of the concept of race
>How Capitalism oppresses black people more then white people because that's what billionaires and the bourgeoisie wants
>Explains how anti-semitism is the fools populism
How do (You) refute all these arguments? He literally actually has the brain to back his arguments up instead of the chud "MUH JOOOOOS"
>inb4 sage
>inb4 people bring up Hitler or some dumb shit
>inb4 someone says whites are superior because 13/50 or some dumb shit like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQikPmIdYyQ
Actually refute his arguments... I'll wait.
Chud’s worst fear
The worst fear of edgy /pol/faced rightoids is being mocked as impotent.
They're immunized against most insults; ugly. fat. evil. monstrous. degenerate - even failsons. They can shrug it all off.
The /pol/face meme on the other hand acts on their deepest fears. Their pathological sense of inadequacy. impotence and fear of emasculation that informs their worldview.
It's okay to be ugly. undesirable. even a cum-guzzling diaper-scat bottom-furry. As long as - deep down - they're feared.
They're okay with being ignored. denounced. even mocked. But they can't stand being laughed at as impotent and powerless. It's many times worse than being ignored or mocked in other ways.
It's like the incel fear that women will laugh at them. It's not the rejection itself. it's having their deep seated self-loathing and impotence publicly acknowledged by the Other.
Specifically: The fear of being perceived as powerless is greater than the actual fear of being powerless.
Liberals of course play right into this by portraying rightoids (including /pol/faced mass shooters) as a terrifying unstoppable evil that should be feared by the masses. Something they get off to. Every. Time.
/pol/ has been mocked for years. going back to the 7+1chan days. So far nothing stuck. Leaders exposed as zionists and pedophiles? Nothing. Furries and Nazis in drag? Nothing. Hypocrisy? Statistics? Actually existing white genocide by rightoids? Nothing.
The /pol/face though made them melt down within 24 hours. To be the point they've spend days spamming with thousands of IPs to prove how "not mad" they are. (Mind that they've never done this before)
And before you say "words words words" or "da left cant meeem" here's a TLDR: You're impotent. inadequate. powerless. And deep down you know it.
America has one of the HIGHEST murder rates in the world because of guns.
America has one of the HIGHEST murder rates in the world because of guns. You practically hear some kind of mass shooting happening in the USA on a daily basis. We even witnessed 10 innocent people killed by some deranged 4channer with an assault rifle in Buffalo, NY. If I were you, I wouldn't feel safe walking outside knowing there are psychos out there who are capable of pulling the trigger on a whim.
>Inb4 your a pussy
I am a veteran (a former Air Force combatant stationed in Camp Rogain, to be exact), so I have both the authority and experience to talk about this. My grandfather also fought for your freedoms by storming the beaches of Normandy. You dickless losers should watch your mouth when talking to me
>Inb4 but what about muh Second Amendment
Let's face it, us ordinary folks don't need highly lethal automatic weapons of war, such as the AR-15. And the Founding Fathers never had automatic weapons in mind when they drafted the constitution. They meant less lethal Wild West shit like black powder muskets and swords.
>Inb4 but what about muh self defence
There are highly effective and specialized martial arts out there fit for that very purpose, such as Krav Maga, Systema, and Wing Chun. As a BJJ blue belt myself, if someone were to mug me on the streets, I could easily just subdue him with a triangle choke and put the assailant to sleep. Strive to become like me. There is simply NO need to murder someone when defending yourself.
So tell me again, why are y'all against gun control?
Trumpfags Copypasta
Trumpfags vote against their own economic interests.
Recently this snappy one-liner has been making its rounds around 4chan with an unbeatable effort-to-(You) ratio.[3] Because a large percent of Americans who voted for Donald Trump did so for his stance on America-first economics, the unsubstantiated statement (best paired with a mass reply) offers an undeniable bait. You can spice it up, but be wary of straying too far from the golden formula.
Leftypol Bait
Did Mike Enoch just BTFO all of leftypol's race denial bullshit?
https://therightstuff.biz/2022/11/23/tds971/
>Dismantles arguments about poverty causing crime
>Dismantles the idea that there wasn't enough time for iq differences to evolve
>Explains how the mainstream media is run by jews who push race denial so they can outcompete whites
>Explains the entire history of the concept of race
>How capitalism oppresses white people by importing nonwhites and using them to break up unions and lower wages
>Explains how marxism is the fools socialism
How do (You) refute all these arguments? He literally actually has the brain to back his arguments up instead of just "MUH CHUUUDS"
>inb4 sage
>inb4 people bring up Lewontin or some dumb shit
>inb4 someone says nonwhites are superior because tbp or some dumb shit like that
Actually refute his arguments... I'll wait.
/pw/
There is no way to troll this board because it's perfect, and it's perfect because it is nothing but troll threads.
It used to be possible to get a 300-post thread by simply posting Jim Cornette's proposed WWF/WCW Invasion supercard and asking "give me one reason why this wouldn't work?" However, the board now consists entirely of schizophrenics and Indians who are actually emotionally invested in men pretending to fight and thus the board is untrollable.
/soc/
Post fake tags in brimcord/snap/kik threads. Make sure to mention how you're a woman too. Post in 'rate me' threads with IRL photos of 'famous' arty users like Lee or Sobot. Make threads complaining about NSFW on the board. Make threads complaining about how the board has gone to shit. When a general is about to die, post a new one, and make sure to put a well-hidden stealthjak in it to eventually reveal once it hits a certain number of replies. Post IDs are enabled on /soc/, so if you wish to samefag, use different IPs. Alternatively, message /soc/ users, and catfish/harass/troll them. Make sure to report them for being le hecking unwholesomerinoo when they use the nigger word on places like discoal (even though using 'cord will make you a nigger yourself). On /soc/, the 'cuck's mask of being the le based anonymous site is taken off, and you can see the site for what it really is; a shitter clone. As such, particularly juicy targets to troll include the troons who post in rate me and LGBT discoal threads, any faggot who says that xey are a "F" in xer posts, bonus points for them mentioning troon shit like nightcore or anything from le 2000s, and the retards who post in mental illness threads (go figure).
/tg/
Aggressively hate or defend D&D 5E. Answer every question, no matter how unrelated with "Have you tried not playing DND?". Defend the concept of Combat Wheelchairs. Bring up "historical realism" in fantasy theads. Accuse anyone and everyone of forcing politics into games or being from /pol/.
Defend Games Workshop's price tags for models and paints. Defend the concept of female space marines, and say that there isn't any meaningful lore that states why they couldn't exist. Call anyone who disagrees a sexist/misogynist.
In OSR threads, incite flamewars about what does or does not constitute an OSR game. Post about MÖRK BORG. Guaranteed rage.
/tv/
Make BBC jokes in the /who/ (doctor who general) thread (bonus point if you creatively make an innuendo with the other BBC) or impersonate the local schizo who copies walls of text from previous /who/ threads and R9K /britfeel/ threads and somehow never gets banned by the jannies.[4]
Make threads about Hunter Schafer (famous tranny) and say he's gonna be the star in any upcoming movie.
Post marvelslop, accuse others of being soyboys, say they'll watch it anyway.
Make twitter screencap threads, ideally about box office bombs or "woke" franchises. Tie everything back to contemporary politics.
Call all actors pedophiles, say people shouldn't watch the films they appear in. Bring up Epstein's Island whenever possible.
Demoralise Star Wars fans. Or alternatively shill for the new films aggressively. Call Rey the best character in the series.
Go into the cunny threads tell them how they will all be executed or spam gore. Remind all
In any threads about the upcoming Civil War movie, call everyone chuds and say that their guns can't beat the governments drone strikes. Act like a liberal or tranny.
In MDE / Sam Hyde / Fishtank threads, complain about how the thread is off topic and has nothing to do with either television or movies, and that if the jannies allow MDE threads they should also allow e-celeb threads in /tv/. Impersonate the local schizo (Channing Creager) and post about sam's sexual exploits. Act confused about why people unironically simp for ugly women like Tayleigh and Josie (both Fishtank contestants)
/v/
Post vidya butts. (this isn't good trolling doe. it just makes jannies instantly delete your thread and most /v/ users seem to like the vidya butts spammer)
Pretend to really like Sony or the Playstation 4/5. Insist anyone who doesn't agree is a chud/Trump voter/leftist/supports Russia/etc. Basically LARP as a modern day Chad Warden but with more mutt politics. Remember to post yellow playstation 'jaks.
Post low quality screenshots from Twitter with non sequitur text. Guaranteed three-digit reply count. Also works with ResetERA.
Todd Howard post. Insist that the later Fallout games were good. Post screenshots of plus-size BIPOC NPCs in Starfield, bonus points if their eyes are glitching.
ALWAYS PLAY BOTH SIDES.
Post threads about how le heckin ESG is desexualizing their female anime characters (half of which are underage). Post east vs west female character design bait. Start shitflinging about the ethnicities of video game characters. Enter one of the dime-a-dozen waifu softcore dumps, and drastically lower the thread image limit by spamming pics of something else. Popular waifus (Peach, Samus, 2B, etc.) have loads of fetish art of them shitting in diapers for example. Spam feet threads with foot fetish soyjaks.
Call out posters on their porn addiction. Reply to waifu threads with the easypeasymethod and similar resources against porn addiction.LARP as a puritan and call anyone who shows any attraction to anything a degenerate.
Call anyone who posts about how there aren't any non-ugly women in AAA games now a terminally online gooner who doesn't know what actual women look like.
Aggressively praise known kusoge such as Fallout 3. Insist Metal Gear Solid 4 (for example) was way better than all of the prior games. Bring up Dark Souls 2. Spam extremely low quality threads praising Pizza Tower.
Call Doom Eternal the best boomer shooter. Call any poster who disagrees with you grandpa.
Call N64 textures muddy and blurry, and N64 environments foggy and stuttery. Tendie seethe guaranteed.
Remind pedophiles they will hang.
In "culture war" threads, (threads that have fuck all to do with the actual game in question and is just a thinly disguised platform for political flamewars) pretend to be a leftist/tranny. Oppose any common points of the "chuds". This doesn't have to be actually valid arguments; just attacking their identity and beliefs have a 100% success rate no matter what.
Call bridget a woman/cute transgirl in any Guilty Gear thread.
Post soyjak edits of popular /v/ mspaint comics in "LOL" threads.
/vg/
With anything where the same topic is regurgitated over and over again ad infinitum, the user base on /vg/ is extremely autistic and tribalistic. To troll them spread drama between different generals and raid them while pretending to be from another general. If you wish, research any of the multiple namefags that exist and pretend to be them.
Defend niggerlicious visual novel translations that are ridden with mutt zoomerspeak, insisting that they make the characters better and the story more approachable to the worldwide audience.
Go into gacha game threads and remind them that they are gambling addicts. Remind them that gacha mechanics are gambling. Remind them that they are stealing money from their friends and loved ones for their gambling addiction. Remind them that their existence is a cancer and a burden on everyone around them and society at large.
/utg/ - Undertale-Deltarune General
Spread any and all rumours surrounding new content, fake screenshots, ect.
Post Matpat tier fan theories. Tie everything back to Gaster. Mention Sans being from Earthbound, Steven Universe.
Bring up the Kickstarter obligations Toby Fox never fulfilled. Whine about Muffet not being in Deltarune. Whine about the fatfag who commissioned So Sorry.
Spam the most autistic AUs you can find, ones that are obviously made by retards or children. Start drama about Glitchtale.
Harass drawfags to draw for you. Spam requests whenever they're in the thread.
Aggressively waifufag. /utg/ is gay for the character Ralsei so pretend you're from the /trash/ threads /sus/ (for Susiefags) or /doe/ (for Noellefags). Also deny that they're lesbians at all times.
Spam r34 to get the thread sent to /trash/.
Argue in favour of the Genocide Run, call everyone else pussies.
Pretend to be a thread lolcow called "Kraut". Post edits of the characters with nazi/fascist imagery, chud up the threads with /pol/ arguments.
Sabotage any Aggie.io drawing collabs. Draw penises everywhere, swastikas, whatever.
Say that Toby Fox stole his music from Nintendo, say that he deserves to be sued.
Complain about Sans being added to Smash Bros. Pretend to be a Smash Bros fan.
Impersonate Charafag, Charafag was this schizophrenic CHUD in his 40s that regularly spammed /v/ and /vg/ then the rest of 4chan later on. He would bascially make these constant threads talking about how much he loves Chara and "how she did nothing wrong", if you disagreeded with him he would start calling you a kike and would derail his thread with "DIE KIKE DIE!". This tactic doesn't work that much anymore but still generates seethe from time to time.
/mcg/ and /mmcg/ - Minecraft generals
Aggressively hate or defend new versions of the game
Post a reminder that C418 was replaced by a troon
Defend or hate on jappa textures
/vm/
Go into the Roblox general (yes this board is undermoderated to the point where it has generals up for months without jannies nuking them for being general threads on a board that disallows them) and do any of the following:
- Point out that generals are forbidden on /vm/
- Praise old roblox and say that nu-roblox is soulless corporate hell ran by uncaring admins and just used by talentless cashgrabbing hacks to print money from the parents of impulsive children.
- Praise new roblox and say that oldfags don't miss old roblox, they miss being happy, or just mention all the good things that have been added to ROBLOX while conveniently ignoring every bad update ever.
- Find some random female looking avatar and post it to the thread with the text "anyone wanna rate avatars?" or something along those lines. Guaranteed rage.
- Pretend to be an oldfag while deliberately fucking up every concievable detail that would otherwise make you seem like an authentic oldfag. When in doubt, obsess over guests and tix
/vp/
Main article: /vp/ trolling tactics
/vst/
To do list: do more research and peer reviewed studies on good ways to troll this board
For now you can probably just go into the starsector threads and start arguments over people using anime portraits, modded cheat ships, the RapeSector mod, etc. for guaranteed butthurt. You can also say that mechs are impractical in space due to various reasons (unnecessary external moving parts, no reason to use arms for mounting weapons when regular turrets exist, a lack of purpose for legs in space, a larger profile for what is basically a glorified fighter, etc) for extra lulz.
/vt/
Remember that /vt/ is 4cuck's ESL SEAnigger central. Remind them that they have the world's highest schizophrenia rate. Remind them that they're mentally ill. Also, /vt/ jannies are literal trannies and will probably ban you for the pettiest shit ever. See Ban evasion.
Every vtumor fanbase hates every other one. Make use of current happenings to sow divisiveness. For specific vtumors, you can bring up how Nyanners used to be a 4cuck and how xhe will get a Chad husband while xer fans will remain sexless virgins or some shit. If you're too lazy to fill your brain with brain-rotting information about vbraintumors, just remind them that their favourite vtumor is cohabitating with their boyfriends and the walls of her pussy is being railed to oblivion every night (use language that has a high chance to cause the reader to imagine it, such as "Vtumor A has taken kilometers of cock"). This works insanely well if you're falseflagging as another vtumor's fan.
Encourage blood feuds. Falseflag.
Post Annoying Orange as he is the first vtuber.
Post 'ackbox gems.
/x/
Unironically start calling other posters glowies and schizos. If you are clever, play both sides at the same time.
Impersonate some LARPer in his own thread and start claiming you made it up and are impressed that people got fooled by it, then fight the real OP as if he was a pretender (similar to #22 in the list above)
Deny every conspiracy theory, even the ones that have been confirmed.
Go into the /nobody/ or /tulpa/ generals and tell them how they really aren't all that special and call them schizophrenic retards.
/trash/
The worst board on all of the 'cuck. Proceed with caution if you wish to troll here.
The multiple fat fetish generals despise it when the "genres" get mixed up. Post male on female threads, furry on non-furry threads, 3d on 2d threads, ect. Bring up the associated health risks, call people into the fetish murderers or death fetishists. Post Pyrocynical's commissions. Folderdump shitty ms paint/deviantart porn. One easy way you can disrupt it is by simply making low effort threads, since most of the threads there are generals you can just push whatever's at the last page into the archive.
There are also multiple race fetish threads. You can mix the genres here too to piss people off. Bring up /pol/ talking points and infographics whenever possible. Insult whatever race is the subject of the thread, call the posters racist perverts who will never get laid. Post amerimutts. Mention the Confederacy, and say that you want slaves back so you can buy a wife. Post the "American culture is centred around niggers" copypasta. Pretend to be a black man who hates whites trying to steal his women.
In the Asian breeding thread post images of Laowhy86's wife. Say that all attractive Asian women have plastic surgery. Bring up the cursed hapa spawns that result (Elliot Rodger). Bring up the CCP. Say that North Korean girls are the hottest. Post Indian or Pakistani women and claim they count as "asian". Call the posters in the threads weebs. Mention Japan's age of consent laws, call them pedophiles. Post Thai ladyboys. Call the posters low-T faggots.
There's also /furcom/, a general where zoophiles meet, and /HMOFA/, a general about a specific fetish which highlights itself among the others due to the fact that the active users are self loathing closeted furfags who claim they're on some sort of an autistic crusade against furfags that at least had the courage to come out. Coincidentally, they also hate BBC/blacked shit more than the usual, so again, unleash your AFRICAN WARRIOR SPIRIT act like spadeson IRL and they will mald or whatever!
RP in non-RP threads. Be persistent to annoy people.
Spam art request threads with autistic, ultra-specific requests.
Harass pedophiles.
The [BLACKED] threads seem to be universally hated in this board so just use that to your advantage (even though when you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back or however the nietzsche quote goes) < MEDS NOW
/ic/
Main article: /ic/ trolling tactics
/r9k/
Just act like you would on the 'ty. Make fun of oldcacas who use tranime reaction images and post Yotsuba. Pretend to be a tranny that is pretending to be a girl
/s4s/
Colonize the catty with multiple IAS threads. Deliberately avoid checking your fortune.
Other Websites
Crystal Cafe
Ask if you can have sex with the foids. Pretend to be some super masculine MtF tranny, bring up pro-trans talking points.
Kiwifarms
Make fun of Null, bonus points for mentioning things like 9chan and his streams while doing so, albeit you will be banned for being a selfish little fuck by doing this
rdrama
Become a janny there
It doesn't take much sleuthing to know what will enrage a redditor; it'll be the opposite of what is getting a lot of upvotes. Express the opposite opinion in a comment. You win the game if a redditor hoping to cash in on a voting frenzy types up a scathing take-down under your downvoted and hidden comment, just for you. This might get you one response and several downvotes.
Think you're ready for the big league? Reddit is built around decreasing the visibility of anything the lowest common denominator doesn't like. The top of a thread is a place to be contended. In a reddit thread, anything will quickly sink that isn't the fluffiest wholesome saccharine Z42 fast burn flesh heating trope abiding wholesome 100 big chungus fluff playing into expectations, so how can you force them to see it? Those who have this subtle skill consistently reap the most replies an anonymous comment can get on an average day. One has to choose a comment to reply under after a bit of estimating, which one will get your payload a free ride to the top. Redditors will downvote your bad comment, but they'll also upvote the good comment above because it's correct, thus your comment is repeatedly kept fairly visible. As new visitors of the fall into the trap, it can rack up astronomical amounts of countervoting and seethe.
Picking which comments will rise to the top takes knowledge of what gets upvoted, and can't be taught. Antagonizing in the reply works as downvotes are ineffective as we've gone over, but you should consider the potential of not giving away that you're trolling, right away. One can leave a friendly reply while dropping in questionable hints that will predictably be questioned by a few of the thousand redditors that read it. The crown of your triumph may be revealed as the skin is slowly peeled over twisted reply chains.
Reading:
- How to Enrage Redditors by LARPing as a Christian: The Definitive Guide
- u/hapydog's consistently annoying comments are the best inspiration if you want to simply rack up hundreds of downvotes.
Some general enraging opinions:
- Say anything even slightly conservative on a default subreddit
- On a shitposting subreddit with a lot of brimstone pro-troon memes posted, say something about how you don't want the subreddit to become a tranny circlejerk
- Post long rambling schizo gems
- Say that Spez and the admins aren't actually that bad and that the subreddit jannies are even worse
jakparty.soy
Post anything pro-sharty or pro-Kuz and watch the seethe. Bonus points if you use a laughing Cobson.
In general. do anything that would be stereotyped as something that a nusharteen (aka a newGOD) would do. This includes but is not limited to self-inserting. posting any jaks made in 2023. posting ponies and gossiping about sharty drama.
Check /sharty/ for newly posted anti-sharty threads. Reply with an obvious pro sharty reply and then post the a screenshot of thread's OP to the sharty. This makes the thread look like a shitty falseflag thread and convinces the three people who use the jarty to not be the OP's personal army. - This one is inconsistent, but gemmy as fuck. Because the jarty's PPH is so low, you have to be in the right in place at the right time.
For more general sharty splinter trolling tips, steal their GETs and claim them as 'arty wins
Xitter/Mastodon/Etc.
Agree with someone for retarded reasons.
The ‘arty
DO NOT RESEARCH GOYIM even though it should be obvious if you've used the site long enough even though the 'ki is mostly used by newBVLLS
'Cords
Report all 'cords, especially ones that advertise themselves on the 'cuck, for rule-breaking content such as hate speech to nigcord admins to get the server nuked and the accounts participating in it banned.
Other non-imageboard sites
Put the emails of idiots who publicly share them into https://mailbait.info/run. Try doing multiple tabs for added fun.
MediaWikis
See Vandalism
Bait images
You WILL fill this section with relevant information NOW
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Has a history of guaranteed replies.
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Intended for /v/. It can strangle a thread at birth.
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Best used on boards such as /m/ or /tg/.
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Guaranteed to farm (You)s in r9k threads about female-male relations.
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Guaranteed replies in any east vs. west thread
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intended for /g/.
Citations
- ↑ https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-is-now-a-spiderman-thread
- ↑ https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/naked-banana
- ↑ https://archived.moe/_/search/text/Trumpfags%20vote%20against%20their%20own%20economic%20interests/ https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/text/Trumpfags%20vote%20against%20their%20own%20economic%20interests/ https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/text/Trumpfags%20vote%20against%20their%20own%20economic%20interests/
- ↑ for some unknown reason. Unlike other generals, /who/ is notorious for being completely ignored by the jannies which has led to the creation of a remarkably active (for 2020's 4cuck standards) ecosystem of shitposters and gemmy schizos. further info
