Morshu

	Morshu Is A DEAD MEME
	The meme featured on this article is more stale than a frozen 'log. Move on with your life you stupid fucking chud.

This page is a ruby.

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"Sorry Link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little... MMMMM... richer!"

Morshu is a salesman who owns a general store in Sprokeville (formerly Koridai). He will sell anything for the right amount of rubies; lamp oil, rope, bombs, etc. He is best known for not accepting cards and checks, and unless you have enough rubies, he will not sell you anything.

Recently he and his store have come into a lucrative sponsorship with The Sproke Company. He has shelves and displays dedicated to the drink, and the literature surrounding it. There are also plans to replace the water in the nearby river and waterfall with Sproke. Dr. Sprokeberg will occasionally show up at the store for a meet and greet, so be sure to come on down sometime, maybe you'll get lucky.

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