Songs

This page weren't no coal, it was a shining, glistening gem.

There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a chud will take it upon herself to make the song and post a Vocaroo link, though some believe that these songs actually originate from Discord. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.

Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye)

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now and then I think of when we were together

Like when you said you felt so confused you could DIE

Told by Lee to commit suicide

But it was just another thread to hide

But that was spam and it's an ache I still remember

You can get addicted to certain kind of sensation

Like a cheese smell of the feet, always the feet

So when we found that we could not make gems

Well you said that we would still post 'jaks

But I'll admit that I was glad it was over

But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now and then, I think of all the times you stole my gems

But had me believing it was always coal that I'd post

But I don't wanna post on /kwey/

Reading into every post you make

You said that you could let it go

And I wouldn't catch you 'logue dueling

Soibody that you used to quote

But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Listen on the booru

A Kwah Song (Parody of That's Life by Frank Sinatra)

That's /qa/

That´s qa (kwahh)

(thats qaaaa)

That´s what all the jakkers say

You´re riding high on v, shot down by the jannie

But i know im gonna change the board

When I´m back on qa, back on qa in 3 days

I said thats qa

(thats waaa)

And as based it may seem

some jakkers get their bans

stomping on their cheese

But i dont let it, let it get me cucked

cause this fine old board, keeps getting spammed

I´ve been a jakker, a fruiter , a sweden a norgen

A soy and a frog

I´ve been quoted, replayed called gemmy and coal

And i dont look like this

Each time i race bait

sometimes to lee

I reply to myself up and get

Back in the meds

Thats qa(kwahhh)

I tell you, i cant deny it

i though of breakfast for dinner

But my wife´son aint gonna buy it

and if i didnt think it was worth a single though

I´d ip ban the ponny posters and then I´d jack

I´ve been a tranime, a thrembo , a chino, a yeyi

A cop and a chud

I´ve been in of qa, and out of qa

and i know 1 thing

Each time i find myself "postinng"

´vocado´s treat

I just pick myself a vpn and get

Back in qa

Thats qa

(Thats qaaa)

Thats qa and i cant deny it

Many times i´ve duel the jackies, but im not taking my meds

But if there´s no bbc spam this here tonight

Im gonna get myself ready

open my jack folder andddddddddd SPAMMMMM

my, my

Listen on the booru

The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong)

What a wonderful board

I see frogs of green

Soiposters too

I see them spam

For me and you

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board

I see bait with (You)s

No janny in sight

The "delete /pol/" plight

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board

Listen on YouTube

Home Board by Lil 'Jakkin ft. Svenska Beat prod. by TK47

Main Article: Home Board

yeah /qa/ is my ridge

[intro]

oh shiiiitt

this goes out to all my fellow 'jakkers and schizos

keeping it real keeping it fun

let's do this

[verse 1]

lil 'jakkin back on the scene

catalog's coal but I'm spilling my seed

churning out OC making haters OD

this a 'jak website and it's always gonna be

and I was gone for a few days

got rangebanned like um okay

chilled for a bit in the party

but now I'm back on my proxy

little bit of win here with svenska beat (ja)

you'll be bumping this gem for the next few weeks

we're nonstop 'jakkin can't stop the show

don't care if I fucking bleed to death, ohhhh!

[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored

[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!

[verse 2]

fucked that enbie bitch, that's a fire-ass hoe

her sister aspie too, well? she's loud as fuck though

and maybe I'll hang for this but I gotta say my shit

I prefer the pinejak slut with that bussy and dick

I ain't gay but that 'jak was giving fuck me eyes

went to bed with that ass and got a one eyed surprise

he killed me with his fingers and I bust a nut

now I banana phone him up when I'm horny for that butt

enough about my lovers this a shoutout to my brothers

repping /qa/ you know we look out for each other

bumping one another's threads and saging the invaders

[s4s], /bant/, and /lgbt/ see you all later

and I'm cool with the frogs keeping /qa/ comfy

and the gigachads too, y'know you're all my homies

but give respect to the 'jak cause you know we deserve it

thread after thread but our game stays perfect

[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored

[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!

[outro (svenska beat)]

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja

ja ja svenska win (okay!)

svenska win ja ja (alright)

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja (oooh shit hahaha)

Listen on YouTube

Listen on the booru

End of Quay (Parody of Komm, susser Tod by Arianne)

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I know, I know i've let you down

I've been a fool to myself

I thought I could raid the jannies' board

But now, through all the bants and fails

It's time for me to accept the troons

you hate me more than anything

So, with cringeness in my soul

I feel the best thing i could do

Is send the rakes, and leaf the party

What's fail is fail, and it feels so bad

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I'll never post again, /qa/ is dented

I wish that I could turn back time

'Cause now /qa/ is not mine,

can't life without the salt from those you've bowled

I know you can't forget the OCs

You can't forget 'jaks and troons

Because of that, it's Troonjak Suicide

It all returns to nothing

The party's tumbling down x3

It all returns to nothing

Soot just keeps

Letting me down x3

In my gems of gems I know that I could never post again

I've lost every duel, every duel

Everything that matters to me

Matters to me in this bowl

Listen on the booru

'Jakkin Anthem by Svenska Beat

'jak it proud, quote it loud, a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

ja svenska beat here just got outta the asylum

that place is crazy hahahahahahha

ja, was put at the psych ward a while

far away from my home board (kwah!)

so far from my country (sverige!)

stuck in solitary there (ja!)

but Soistein came to give me the jab

and I broke my cuffs on his rock hard abs

ran out the door and all through the place

'till I touched grass outside of the gates

couldn't find my crew, lil 'jakkin

but beat don't need feats to get crackin'

so here's a single for the anons waiting

take a minute to stop 'jaksturbating and

[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion

glowing agents hot on my tail

in the same van as the 'wegian fail

see the light in my rear view mirror

but I vibrate higher so they disapear

can't handle this gemming energy

that's why they're known as NPCs

one eye on the road, one on the 'log

watch out for hanging tranny hogs

just remember have fun with it

and if they call it coal just run with it

'till the sun sets on our board

we post on our own accord

no shills or chasing money

just creative skills and funny

a forgotten art to some

we were once what we've become

JA COME ON NOW!

[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion

hahahaha ja svenska win forever

bumping gems to the grave

peace!

Listen on the booru

Viva La Kwey (Parody of Viva La Vida by Coldplay)

And that was when I ruled the board

I used to rule the board

Spam would rise when I gave the word

Now in the morning I sleep alone

See the ruins of my old home

I used to roll the dice

Feed the seethe in /lgbt/'s eyes

Quench my joy with troon soijaks

Now the oldfag is dead

Long live the- ACK!

One minute I felt the keyd

Next the board was locked on me

And I discovered that my /kwey/ bros stand

Upon pillars of coals the pillars of /bant/

I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

Once /kwey/ is gone, there is never

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board

It was the wicked and wild wind

Cleaned up the stables to let me in

Shadow threads and the sound of ACKs!

People couldn't believe what became of soijaks

Moderators eagerly stand

For my ip range on a permaban

Just a 'jakker in a lonely space

God who would ever take my place

I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

I know Saint 'Cobson wont call my name

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board

Listen on the booru

Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie)

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Gem Control to Major Cob

Gem Control to Major Cob

Take your schizo meds and sew your ears on

Gem Control to Major Cob (ten, nine, eight, seven, thrembo)

Drinking soylent, ingesting bugs (six, five, four)

Check vaccination and may Science be with you (three, two, one)

This is Gem Control to Major Cob

You've made 'jak of the day

And the chuds want to know which gems you bump

Now it's time to post a thread if you dare

-"This is Major Cob to Gem Control

I'm spamming onions posts

And I'm sproking in a most peculiar way

And the 'log looks very different today

For here

Am I posting on the 'party

Far above the 'ru

slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do

Though I've won one hundred thousand duels

I'm feeling very nas

And I think my browser know which posts to quote

Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows

Ground Control to Major Cob

Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder

Far above the 'ru

Slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do

Listen on the booru

Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Cob Gang!

Niggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

(Cob Gang!)

Quote these chuddys like a script-y nigga, you a soy-y nigga

On the 'rty with them Norway niggas, and them SwedeWIN niggas

You run up and they raiding niggas, we ain't jannies nigga

No soot, you a loser nigga, up that rangeban nigga

On the four, trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more

He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before the floor

Man it's sad, I caught a perma, the jannies know the score

They be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board

In the kway my niggas be posting gems, my niggas 'cobsons bop

Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round the clock

Post some gemmys to the booru, I grinded for my spot

Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot

I don't fuck with no NAS coal, only gems, tho

Spam the nucob in the catalog, let the janny clean it up

I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak

I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem jak

I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit

Niggers coaly tho cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho

Call it coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho

Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Quote me, im quoting back, my folder, dump it

I aint wanna coal this thread, but nigga fuck it

I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit

I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit

(Cob Gang!)

Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Gemmy by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of Billy by 6ix9ine)

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga

That's my thread, get up in they replies

Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka

These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man

Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, jakka

(Cob Gang!)

We the fuckin' C.O.B. , jakka

These niggas seethe different

We don't seethe, jakka

We make niggas seethe, Chud

THRϪMBWAY

These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga

It's always nas coal this and nas coal that

Pissbabies in my threads and on my 'jaks

These samefags sayin they coal even tho they gems

Hit that catty refresh, y'all know where 6ixϪhremb at

I don't trace, yeah, MS Paint like shitjaks, yeah

Deformed, coalish, add the fuckin' color

Page 1, quote on the nigga, who cobbed ya?

Meds now, somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!

Sex up in that Chino, call that shit wifey, wifey

They be like "she so attractive" on the party

she's so beautiful, when I hit her cervix

Flood the booru with Swolejak and Chino pics

She so cute tho, having sex with chi-no

Although they be saying that she chirno

Wrong girl, not tranime like touhou

pink haired chika, I don't really see it tho

These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga

Listen on the booru

Cobman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

I was browsing 4chan, and the threads were coal-oal-oal

Moved to the kway, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some teen was making Cobsons

Posting them, "He's a gem" he said

Then the board's gone, no more /qa/-ay-ay

Mods mad, /lgbt/ had a troonjak rai-aid-aid

That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening gem

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie

I saw my Jak posted on the booru-ru-ru

Hey, that's a gem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh

I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll steal a GET on 4chan too

Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y

The janny's seething, I'll get banned tonight-ight-igh

If I get perma'd I'll just post from my phone in spite

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie

-party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels use it

Let all the soyteens boogie

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

Listen on the booru

Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs)

It's time for Trannymaniacs

It's time for Trannymaniacs

They're disgusting to the max

Autogynephiliacs

They wear skirts instead of slacks

They're Trannymaniacs

Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"

Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"

They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"

Adam's apple

Wide clavicle

Futa connoisseur

They are the Trannymaniacs

There's an axe-wound in their pants

They just can't accept the facts

They're looney to the max

They're Trannymaniacs

They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found

Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground

They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around

Then they pop out

And whip it out

And swing it all around

They are the Trannymaniacs

They think they're cute but make me yak

No they can't transition back

But they're calling you the quack

They're trannymany

Totally insaney

Fucked up in the brainy

Trannymaniacs

Those are the facts

Listen on the booru

Listen on Youtube

Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz)

And it’s another day of soy

Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba

I think about /qa/

I left it at on that day after jannies took it away

We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true

Still I did what I had to do

‘Cause I just knew

Summer Friday night

We’d log into /tv/

Right as the mods called it a night

An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed

It called me on to post some jaks

As well as feed & seed

With only some image macros

They all called me a schizo

But it didn’t matter though

They’ll have to see

Cause maybe in that sleepy thread

That’s where we will both soyduel

You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me

Post some jaks

I’m getting jannies mad

Having them work overtime

And when they strike me down

I’ll know that I have won

I’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy

I see ‘em ev’ry day

The complaints of 4chuds

Who never cease to call me gay

All that coal they post

And not a Cobson in sight

They say that my board /qa/ has lost

So I soyquote with might

And even when the moral’s low

Or I’m not sure what to do though

The gemmies and my party bros

Are all I need

And someday as I post a gem

A newchud will take the helm

That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go

Post some jaks

Getting them jannies mad

Having them work overtime

And when they strike you down

You’ll know that you have won

You’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy

And when they strike you down

You’ll restart your router

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

Just another day of soy

It's another day of soy

Another day has just begun

It's another day of soy

It's another day of soy

Listen on the booru

Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne)

He was a chud, she was a troon

He was a chud, she was a troon

Can I make it any more obvious?

He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe

What more can I say

He wanted her, she'd never tell

Secretly she wanted him as well

But all of her friends, turned up their nose

They had a problem with his sooty posts

He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

She had a hairy face

And her dick was in the waste

She needed to come down back to earth

Five years from now

She sits at home

Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone

She opens 'party, guess who she sees

Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/

She calls up her troons

They already know

And they've all got proxies to see his posts

She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks

Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!

He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

Now he gets tons of (you)s

Posting gems from the 'ru

Does your manly face see what he's worth?

Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha)

We're getting banned young

I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time

Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should

Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)

Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')

Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die

I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off

Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got

Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)

Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')

Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die

I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Listen on the booru

The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär)

Color color color color, color 'jak

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH

Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me

Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH

SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT

Listen on the booru

Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund)

Let's gem those threads!

(You) and I

We've been sliding the distance

Aiming for the GET

With a secret ambition

It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged

We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay

And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!

Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

(You) and I

Breaking free of our cobsons

We defy

The cleanup of the system

David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts

A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!

Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!

(You) and I

And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!

Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!

Listen on the booru

'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi)

My 'jak variant is on the post There's my G E T number marked on the post

/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,

Where our fresh oc is waited for,

Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.

Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,

Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;

The template unjakked when it was the right time.

My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"

I am able to quay but I never want

A coalpost at any price,

I never want someone's coal sliding around the 'log.

I would rather soyduel with (you),

Just to soyduel with (you),

But the chud which is high in the page still sells data to soot.

My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"

Listen on the booru

Beware of the CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut)

Beware of the C P

We trigger trannies with the gems of our posts

Horrendous coal caress the unknown

A dull ache from a lack of good gems

Theres CP beneath swedejak

A coal-rush as our jakkers rest

Then you post your gems inside my thread

Coming up in a sea of chuds

Troons posting on another blacked thread

Beware of the C P

on your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK

Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

They say the gem corrupts

When the troon is free

We banned the spammer from-the-shar-ty

guess he switched out his I-P

Cause he's posting more C-P

Trying to drown-out our O-C

They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

When the tranny

Cries ACK

With this gemmy thread

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Listen on the booru

Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут)

Seen some dark coals late at night

Dark and gloomy catalog

I'm sneaking through it on my phone

Like a troon

Barely breathing not to frighten those

Who have been spamming for long

Those who care whose gems I bump

To try and secretly slide into

So that I can see

I really want to

See some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on

I am posting a colorjak

Try and take a look at it

Does it make any change

In the way you feel

I have 'rood so many songs

And I've seen so many raids

Don't you try to hide your secret from me

Cause I've already

Seen some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on

Too bad that you didn't want

To believe me (meme arrow)though I warned

That Yuri Kuznetsov wasn't someone

(You) tried to see

But you stayed with him alone

Without knowing him at all

You don't care that he is dangerous to the sharty

You're taken over

By a real and evil Kuznetsov

You're one of many of his coalposters

When the night falls you're his drone

You're under his total control

It all looks like some cp

And it's not safe for me to be here

Listen on the booru

Papa Cob (Parody of Last Resort by Papa Roach)

Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

This is my wifes black son

Cuck my life into pieces

I've reached my last resort

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

I don’t even care if Tyrone’s breeding

Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

Committing white genocide

'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

I always realized my dick was too thin

Fapping to cuck porn and wanting black dicks within

My wife, prepping the bull, and living in sin

Downward spiral, where do I begin?

It all started when Bernie went under

No gibs for myself and no gibs for another

Searching to find a bull upon a higher level

Finding nothing but Pepes and Hitlers

'Cause I'm losing my land, losing my job

My wifes slobbering on a black cock

Losing my balls, losing my kind

Television tells me I'm fine

Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine

I'm watching and I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I wish I were not white, not white

Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

And I'm sleeping in the shed tonight

'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine

I'm watching and I'm prepping

Can't go on, living this way

Please fuck my WIFE!

Listen on the Booru

The King of Coaljak Posters (Parody of The King of Carrot Flowers by Neutral Milk Hotel)

When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters

And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway

With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway

And then your coal would be reposted on the booru

And teens would spam your garbage all across the board

As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more

And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish

And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldfags cry

On all the boards barely any real thread survived

And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now

And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more

Each one a little longer than the one before

I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

And on the lazy days

There's NAS coal on the 'log today

The website's down, it's gone away

The day we are awaiting

Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know

I will trace until I learn how to 'jak

Until I make all those trannies ack

Until I make myself a gem

A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh

Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Mouths open wide for eating bugs

I will spam until I'm a good soyteen

Until the whole board is destroyed

The jannies will never ban me

Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh

Gemmish soyjaks we will post

If the party's down, then I don't know

I will 'jak until all the oldfags leave

Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve

Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/

t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

(okay!)

Listen on the Booru

Can't Take My Soy-ts Off You (Parody of Can't Take My Eyes off You by Frankie Valli)

She's too attractive to be true

I can't take my soy-ts off you

You'd be like science to quote

I'll take you out for a sproke

I'd destroy daisies for you

And dance like a swede too

You're too attractive to be true

Can't take my soy-ts off you

Pardon the spark in my eyes

My chapped lips and mouth so oversized

The sight of you leaves me weak

With that big black cock on your cheek

Your locks of silvery hair

And that nordic stare

You're too attractive to be true

Can't take my soy-ts off you

I trans heart nigger

And all the broken bucks

I trans heart Hebrews

Keffals and Toby Fox

I trans heart 'Zellig

Trust the plan when

I trans heart Cobson

And all his BBCs

I trans heart children

Like Peter Scully

I trans heart nigger, nigger

Trans heart nigger

You're just too gem to be coal

You're the Smash Bros to my console

You are my ridge to defend

My BBC queen to the end

At long last you are my bride

This must be the good timeline

To my wife Chino this goes to

Can't take my soy-ts off you

I trans heart Discord and the tranny brigade

I trans heart Twitter and all the coal they've made

I trans hate ponies

Trust the plan when I say

I trans heart Fauci

Vaccines up in my veins

Trans heart Zelenskyy

With 'Cado in Ukraine

I trans heart nigger, nigger

Trans heart nigger

Listen on the Booru

Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day)

Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

Don't want a catty under the D​is​​c​o​rdia

And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria

The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia

Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty

Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.

I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda

Now teens do the politicoal threads

And Jak along to the age of real feds

Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty

Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

One sharty controlled by the Temujin

Soybooru age of the NewGOD

It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia

Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty

Listen on the Booru

Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit)

[VERSE 1]

It's just one of those slaves

Where you know you gotta break bucks

His attitude sucks

He drives and he shucks

You don't really know why

But you wanna sodomize

AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE

Want a black contact

If Tyrone talk back, his cheeks will go Clap! Clap!

Your best bet is to just obey, Spear Chucker!

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES

[CHORUS]

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it!

[BRIDGE]

Now I will keep it a buck with you Tyrique,

My take on all this buck breaking nonsense?

It's about the same as my take on the holocaust:

It didn't happen

But it should have :)

And if I had anything to say about it:

It's going to happen about three times as hard.

My blood memory is rising with envy.

Hyperborean Mastery,

Atlantian Catastrophe.

The mists are swirling on my palate,

And I am ready to become who I am...

They want to build a Blood Sicarite in the center of New York City!

A buck breaking temple of the gods!

Where the uppity Yankee Negro will learn once more,

To learn to fear the sting of the white man's lash!

As he should!

Alright?

BREAK MY FUCKING SLAVES TONIGHT!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

Now come and get it

[CHORUS]

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK!

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it

[OUTRO]

Slaveowner: Say your name boy.

Slave: My name Tyrique.

*WHIP CRACK*

Slaveowner: Get 'im.

Listen on the Booru

Why Can't We Be Gems? (Parody of Why Can't We Be Friends? by War)

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

La, la, la, la, la, laa

La, la, la, la, la, la

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

I've seen the coal in the cat-a-log ('cado on the catty)

It was full of 'zelligtroons and frogs

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

I've spammed the Cob in the /fag/ (Hi, Dave!)

I've done it so much they say "Hi" to me!

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

I've always wanted Total Nigger Death

"BTW I'm Trans" ...i said under my bre-ACK

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

The doxxing of troons don't matter to me. (coal!)

As long as I can get my cunny!

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

I'd kinda like to buy the sharty, oh yeah!

So I could show you what is a gem!

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Sometimes I am... real! GAY!

But yet I don't... Post in /qa/!

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

I know you're all datamining

Your youtube links will do nothing!

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Listen on the Booru

Soy Me To The Moon (Parody of Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra)

Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me

Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you

Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me

Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say it's troon

In other words I'll post you only you, only you

Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you

I'll be posting you

Listen on Youtube

I Can Post My 'jaks (Parody of I Can Swing My Sword by Tobuscus)

do you like my 'jak 'jak 'jak

my gemmy 'jak 'jak

you cannot attack 'tack

'tack my gemmy 'jak 'jak

it makes troons go -ACK -ACK

I have a kill count

No one else can make a post that pisses off the tranny tranny

Oh look it's the janny janny

He will try to ban me ban me

Necrobump my thread thread whenever it is dead dead

I won't take my meds meds

I won't take my meds meds

Once the janny banned me, hop on a new ip

Wasn't too expensive, I have a vpn

'jakking is my business

and by that i mean posting 'jaks

Make the tranny -ACK, do you like my 'jak

That was rhetorical, you know I am the oracle

I know you like my jak, it's posted on the booru

See if you don't, you're lyin' hundred replies every time

Because it is gemmy and your shit is brimstone

I can post my 'jaks 'jaks, get banned and ill come back back, back to post my 'jak

Listen on the Booru

Songs with no Vocaroo

Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!

Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd )

• intro*

Verse 1

Fat Hon Real Man

Ha ha- Charade you are

Wooh!

You rope acked troon fag

Ha ha- Charade you are

And when you kick the stool apart

You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner

With your rope caught your neck skin

Saying “Keep on swinging”

Red stain asphyxiating

What do you hope to find

In hell you’re confined?

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

Verse 2

Chan mod trans flag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You fucked up janny slag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs

You’re nearly a good laugh

Almost worth a quick grin

You want to catch a GET

You’re hot stuff with a ban thing

And good fun with a cheese drum

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

*Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*

Verse 3

Hey you, Ukraine rouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You try to keep our chudding off the streets

You’re nearly a real treat

All loud mouth and no sneed

And do you feel abused?

…You

Gotta ruin kuz tides

And keep it all on the inside

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry

When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore)

When Cobby comes marching home again

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then

Hurrah! Hurrah!

All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout

The jannies they will all sperg out

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

Get ready for the 4chud GETs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give the hero sexts or septs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Well, the soyak gems are ready now

To god-king Cobson, all will bow,

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty-one

Hurrah! Hurrah!

That's when Clean Stable begun,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty-two,

Mods fear the /raid/ purview,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty, see,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty, he,

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,

A god was born anew,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus)

[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]

I got the troonjaks going ACK!

Cobson is attached

Folder full of 'jaks

Got the VPN to match

Spammin' with the party

You can call your janny

I been posting gemmies

Sliding your threads off the 'log, now

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]

New IP from Tuxler

Sproke all in my bladder

Running from the CP

Saging all the coalers

Janny is a tranny

Roleplay in IRC

Axe wound looking nasty

Doing it all for free

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

[Chorus: Big IAS Y]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed

Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP

Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies

Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC

Got no bans, I evade all that

I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam

Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board

I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday)

Soylent rain

Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain

Soylent rain

Tranny porn will die not before the sin

Soylent rain

The discord says it can't be here again

Soylent rain

The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went

Soylent rain

Lock a board and say that teens are out

Soylent rain

Zoom out and see there's an OC drought

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A duel to be had had died yesterday

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You look like this and that is what you say

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Raised suicie rates by including chuds

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Makes us happy livin' in the pod

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Made me post a Sneed the other day

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Killed off so kikes can have their own way

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Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth

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Using (You)s to teach a different truth

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Seldom posted without getting a ban

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It's the meme that your jannies call spam

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Worse than child porn, worse than politics

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Mention it and get called schizophrenic

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Rent free in their minds and in their dreams

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Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme

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Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate

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Reduced to wojaks so a point is made

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All pleas are shamelessly tossed away

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Stays behind as garbage celebrates

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Same post has a longer ban to evade

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The mods swear that they don't make that face

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A sad truth on the state of affairs

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You had fun but angry men don't care

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Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS

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But it was used once for something else

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Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/

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Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru

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'Cross the web and back it's all the same

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Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame

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Calls out the cheese that has long been missed

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A minor joke makes newfags really pissed

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More than trolling, more than making bants

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Blank future molded by your own hands

La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone)

OP:

Soot has smiled upon you this day

The fate of our homeboard in your hands

And blessed be the 'jakkers

We who fight with all our bravery

'Til only the righteous stand

You see the distant raids

They bellow in the 'log

You fight with all your 'jaks

and ignore the chaddie's frogs

And when you all get banned

And cannot carry on

Though you die, the 'party lives on

All the soyMEN:

You may get banned for a week

By a janny or a troon

You may be perma'd to death

Or get doxxed or worse

But when they rangeban you

You will not feel the need to run

For, though you die, the 'party lives on

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

Because /qa/ has gone awry

Tomorrow night, these teens will die

Jannies:

Tomorrow night our lives will change

Tomorrow night we'll be enraged

A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night

/qa/cker:

Up there there is so much room

Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad

Tomorrow night, up there is doomed

And so I will post 'cado soon

/bant/ jakkers:

Shut your fucking face, tranny janny

You're a dilating troon, tranny janny

Looks like we might be out of luck

Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked

Soyteens:

Why did the jannies start this war?

What-the-fuck are they fighting for?

When did this song become a marathon?

/qa/cker:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

When Soyteens are dead and gone

They'll be no more Cobson songs

Soyteens:

They may rangeban your town

And sell your data to jews

And though it hurts, you'll laugh

And you sing your perma'd tune

But that's the way it goes

In war you're shat upon

Though we die, the sharty lives on

/qa/ckers:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton)

Into the motherland

The 'jakker army march

In /lgbt/ autum 2021

Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see

Ready for the onslaught

Ready for the fight

Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap

Ropes are placed in darkness

In the cover of the night

Waiting to be tied u

When the time is right

Imminent invasion, imminent attack

Once the raid has started

There’s no turning back

The end of /qa/ draws near

It’s time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It’s time to ACK!

[Chorus:]

Into the motherland the soyteen army march

Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge

Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east

One million men at war

The Jannies wrath unleashed!

‘Catty of /lgbt/

Where the heat of battle burned

Suffered heavy losses

And the tide of war was turned

Driving back the Soy army

Fighting on four boards

Hunt them out of 4chan

Out of Jannie land

Range-ban all the proxies

Force /qa/ to retreat

Reserves hop on VC

Securing their defeat

Jannies of /lgbt/

Broke the citadel

Ruins of a board

/qa/ rest in heaven

The end of /qa/ draws near

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!

For /qa/!

Ow L G B T!

Union of trans

Will of the jannies

Strong in command

Ow L G B T

Union of trans

Once more victorious the trans army stands!

The end of /qa/ is here

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West)

I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party

Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party

I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty

The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty

I miss the sweet party, making oc party

I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party

See I invented party, it wasn't any parties

And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties

I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party

I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party

What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party

Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty

That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty

And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party

Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk)

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

I want som BB C

It is my favorite meat.

I like it uncut or shaved

And not I am not gay

I like it cut or unshaved

I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!

Cobson cuck is not a nigger

He's just a cuck who like niggers

Now just one second, all right?

I've got something for your appetite.

There's so many things that you could eat.

There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.

How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?

This bakery has good lightskin buns.

So juicy... so tasty...

He nigger, cum in my mouth!

How about... a sissy clit?

With precum leaking out.

NO!

I want some black dick, no lie.

You owe me a niggerdick creampie

Instead of black dick, try white.

Just please end your cuck trite.

Try my white girlfriend's pussy

It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast

It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.

You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.

Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy

Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy

I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi

You know what would go with white pussy?

Black dick.

Uh-oh

Get over here, nigger.

Black dick goes good with white pussy

White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo

The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton)

I stand alone

And gaze upon the catalog

Rangebans

Is all that’s left after the raid

And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy

Troonjaks

I’ve seen enough of bans and pain

[Pre-chorus 1:]

I will post– they will hunt me in vain

I will hide – they’ll be searching

I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue

/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of Soy!

Breaking the will to post among the enemy

Force them to hunt me

They will play my game

And play by my rules

I will be hidden but still visible

No more will I see rangebanning and pain

They will find me no more

I’ll be gone

I will have them surrounded

They will jak without knowing overrun

/a/ tard banned

I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of War

Broken and lost

Tired of ‘jaks

They’ll surrender to me

Caught in my trap

There’s no way out

Banned never again

Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル)

>We WILL go together in flight

Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak

For merely dreaming we were coal

A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise

And only he can make it right

So the ‘party’s different tonight

>We WILL go together in flight

It's Now & Never

A gemmy endeavor

Awaits janitorial directives

To clean the ‘log

Believe me, darling

The board was made for ‘jakking

Like melting nojaks

As tall as the catalog

Un ensemble d'soyteens

La galaxie s'étend

Jardin de l'imagination

Cobber la lacune

Roller passé la lune

Comme nous évoluons

The party’s thriving

But really it’s dying

A cobson’s confluence of

Cheese pizza stealth spammed

Soot knows you heard “her”

Staging /muv/'s murder

In line before the board began

To be where I am

Soulless dust of one emotion

Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson

No division janny removed bait for

Free

To know

We are beyond a 'oal

And lol, the glows arrange to show

some gems perfectly clear

You look quite gemmy tonight

Here among these active sites

Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail

Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz

Markiplier's kingdom come

No teens left awake

Now that the party's on the wake

Let's see what we can make

The board is >thoughly ending

A line in any final song

So long so far

We will do some posting

At last eternal in the catalog

Above a burning coal

Bye, Hi

Sigh, Hawaii

We never meant to fart

avant-garde, thy art

One gem

Higher than iron

Invisible to some

Until it's time

Lament for the /qa/stanis

Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?

Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?

Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?

Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?

They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;

The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.

Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,

Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?

Of the Swede's great love begotten (Parody of Of the Father's Heart Begotten)

Of the Swedes’ great love begotten, ere the 'jaks began to be,

He is their maker and sculptor, he the source, the ending he,

Of the 'jaks that are, that have been,

And that future years shall see, joyful evermore!

At his Word the 'jaks were traced; he commanded; it was done:

Bright stars and earth and depths of ocean leapt with joy at art's summit

All that grows beneath the shining

Of the moon and burning sun, joyful evermore!

He is found in our hearts, The source of the greatest meme,

That the race of Adam’s children might experience Plato's ideals,

May not henceforth be uncultured

In the dreadful gulf below, joyful evermore!

O that birth forever blessed, when the swedes mother, full of love,

By the Swedish father conceived, bore the Emperor of /qa/;

And the Babe, /qa/’s Champion,

First revealed His Swedish face, joyful evermore!

This is he whom anons in old time posted of with one accord;

Whom the greentexts of the schizos promised in their faithful word;

Now he shines, the long expected,

Let the 'party praise its King, joyful evermore!

O ye heights of /bant/ praise him; /qa/fugees, his praises sing;

Trannies, coalers, kneel before him, and extol our Swedish King!

Let no tongue on the sharty be silent,

Every voice in concert sing, joyful evermore!

Righteous judge of 'jaks created, righteous King of them posted,

On /qa/'s throne exalted none in might with thee may strive;

Who at last in vengeance coming

Jannies from thy site shalt drive, joyful evermore!

Thee let old men, thee let young men, thee let boys in chorus sing;

Matrons, virgins, little maidens, with glad voices answering:

Let their guileless songs re-echo,

And the heart its music bring, joyful evermore!

Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル)

[Verse 1]

Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC

Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33

Okay, bump

[Verse 2]

/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)

Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote

Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies

Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)

[Pre-Chorus]

Okay, post to add to spam

Let this one be to get rangebanned

[Chorus]

Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with on the '4

Does it even matter to me?

[Verse 3]

I was in the /qa2/

Trying to colonize the /bant/ board

posting stealth jaks on TOR

[Chorus]

Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with in the '4

Does it even matter to me?

[Post-Chorus]

Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled

Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log

A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen

/qa/ckers and partybros, please

[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

(Join if you wish)

Post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't we post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks?

[Bridge]

(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)

We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme

(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)

Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream

Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log

By trannie spamming and posting nas coal

Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?

(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)

Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?

(But I thought you knew me, truly)

I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob

(Something different than we started with in the '4)

He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric

(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)

[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

The Ultimate Soyduel

Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around

The fruitjak ridge like a big playground

When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade

And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade

Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe

But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede

Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu

When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue

And he started beating up the Swedish Winner

Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner

But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive

Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives

And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves

And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese

But he ran out of leebait and he ran away

Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde

Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board

And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack

But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack

And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER

When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer

But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen

Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine

Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind

And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find

Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit

But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit

Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray

While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away

They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall

Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel

Wardens sang a song of immaculate design

Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak

Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain

As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine

But Soystein saw through his clever cloak

And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke

THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE

AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE

AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY

AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE

PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER

CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER

MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO

GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O

ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST

AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS

IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW

WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE

The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry

Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually

The last post stood, the rest saw their better

Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Cobby Got Blacked (Parody of Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-Lot)

"Oh my God Cobby, look at his cock

It is so big

He looks like one of those BLACKED sites' porn stars

Who doesn't love those BLACKED guys?

I only fuck blacks because they look like a total bvlls, okay?

I mean, his cock, it's just so big.

Uh, I can't believe it's just so brown, it's like out there

I mean, ugh, hot. Look! It's just so... black!"

Cob likes black cock and he cannot lie

You other jakkers can't deny

When a cob walks in with a tatty of a spade

And a black cock in his face, you post GEM

Wanna give it a bump 'cause that jakky's a sissy slut

Deep in the Cob it's tearin'

Page 1 and I can't stop starin'

Oh, Cobby, I wanna get wit'cha

Like in the picture

Arcturus tried to warn me

But that cobhole makes (me so horny!)

Oh Cobby 'ttoo'd skin

You say you wanna take my whole thing?

Well, ride me, ride me

And I'll shoot a load, HIV

I've seen him dancin'

When they see my black skin

He sweat, wet

Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of cafe teens

Sayin' white chodes are the thing

Take the average Cobjak and ask him that

He gotta pack that black

So, Cobbies! (Yeah!) Cobbies! (Yeah!)

Has your bvlly got you blacked? (Hell yeah!)

Tell 'em to rape you! (Rape you!) Rape you! (Rape you!)

Rape that horny Cob!

Cobby got blacked!

(Gaping face with a black slut booty)

Cobby got blacked!

He likes 'em brown, and big

And when I'm postin' a thread

I just can't help my self, I'm actin' like an animal

Blacked Cobs all 'round you

I wanna sage you down

And ugh, bump it up, ugh, ugh

I ain't postin' 'bout white bois

'Cause those tiny white peckers ain't useful, goys

I want 'em real thick and gemmy

So find that gemmy Cobby

Bvll-a-Lot's in trouble

Pozzin' up inside of that cobhole

So I'm lookin' at jak videos

Spadeless pinehos lookin' like coal

You can have them pinehos

I'll keep my jakkies like Cobbo

A word to the gem cobsisters, I wanna post wit'cha

I won't sage or kill ya

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna bump

'Til the break of dawn

Page 40 not for long

A lot of 'cords won't like this song

'Cause them troons like to Cob it and leave it

But I'd rather add a spade

'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong

And I'm down to get the blacking on

So, Cobbies! (Yeah!) Cobbies! (Yeah!)

If you wanna have my black babies (Yeah!)

Then turn around! Stick it out!

Even 'turus got to shout

Cobby got blacked!

Cobby got blacked!

"Yeah, baby. When it comes to gems, 'cordtroons ain't got nothin' to do with my selection.

Page 36, 24, 36? Ha ha, back up to page 1"

So your pecker is a whitey

Tryna cope that it's so tiny

But tiny ain't gonna do it there, whitey

That cobbyjakky don't wan't none

Unless the cock's black, hun

You can take viagra and stretch it

But you'll never get that slut

Some jakkies wanna play that hard role

And tell you that your Cob is coal

So they sage it, page 3 it

And I pull up quick to reseat it

So Arc don't want you blacked

Well I ain't down with that

'Cause your hole is tight and your mouth is gapin'

And I'm thinkin' 'bout stickin'

To the spadeless coal on the catty

You ain't it, 'cord tranny

Give me a spadeson, I keep it page 1

Bump 'em up from the bottom

Some tranitor tried to ban

'Cause I keep reposting my man

Banned Cob but left the cunny

Airplane mode, I'm back honey

So cobby, if the butt is round

And you want a triple XL pound

Dial 1-900-BVLL-A-LOT

And ride that BBC

Cobby got blacked!

Cobby got blacked!

Gemmin' up the catty and he got full blacked!

Gemmin' up the catty and he got full blacked!

Black Cock for Suckin' (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)

I want my

I want my BBC

I want my

I want my BBC

I want my

I want my BBC

I want my

I want my BBC

Now look at them sissies, that's the way you do it

You take the full length of the BBC

That's right work it, that's the way you do it

Black cock for suckin' and your poz for free

That's right work it, that's the way you do it

Lemme tell ya, them cobs love cum

Maybe get a poz load in your little cobhole

Maybe get a poz load filling your tum

We got to get those queen of spade tattoos

No white bois inside of me

We got to bend over for bvllies

We got to take in all of their seed

See the little cobby with the earring and the makeup

Yeah buddy, look at his flair

That little cobby got his own black master

That little cobby he's a bvllionaire

We got to get those queen of spade tattoos

No white bois inside of me

We got to bend over for bvllies

We got to take in all of their seed

Coomer hoover, uh

We got to get those queen of spade tattoos

No white bois inside of me

We got to bend over for bvllies

We got to take in all of their seed

Looky here, look out

I shoulda learned to take the black cock

I shoulda learned to swallow that cum

Look at that queenson, she got it stickin' in the camera

Man, we could have some

And he's up there, what's that? Moaning noises?

He's taking all the poz seed from a BBC

Oh, that's right work it, that's the way you do it

Get your black cock for suckin' and your poz for free

We got to get those queen of spade tattoos

No white bois inside of me

We got to bend over for bvllies

We got to take in all of their seed

Listen here

That's right work it, that's the way you do it

You take the full length of the BBC

That's right work it, that's the way you do it

Black cock for suckin' and your poz for free

Black cock for suckin', poz for free

Get your black cock for suckin', poz for free

Black cock for suckin', poz for free

Black cock for suckin', poz for free

Black cock for suckin', poz for free

Black cock for suckin', poz for free

Ow, black cock for suckin', yeah

And the poz for free

What's that?

Get your black cock for suckin', poz for free

Look at that, look at that

Get your black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)

Sissies

Poz for free (I want my BBC)

Black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)

Poz for free (I want my BBC)

Get your black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)

Poz for free (I want my BBC)

Ah, black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)

Poz for free (I want my BBC)

Big, big black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)

Poz, poz, loads for free (I want my BBC)

Big, big black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)

Poz for free (I want my BBC)

That's right work it

Black cock for suckin', poz for free

Black cock for suckin', poz for free

BBC and Poz Seed (Parody of Doritos and Fritos by 100 gecs)

Okay I went down south to find a black man

Mississippi to suck some BBC

I love to please, presenting my bussy

I'm on my knees, I'm ready for the seed

Okay, I saw the D, I got ready

It's hot, 3 feet, it's going all in me (Ooh!)

No need for lotion, make my ass an ocean

But there was a commotion, my neghole, it's pozzing with-

And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able

But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain

And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able

But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain

Unh

BBC and poz seed

BBC and poz seed

BBC and poz seed

BBC and poz seed

Black meat, BBC, and poz seed, my bussy

I'm taking these poz loads without getting fussy

Jeez, Louise, I'm weak in the knees

I'm wrecking my anus, these black dicks berate it

Twenty four seven, I'm drinking black children

Black cock from strangers, I'm looking for danger

I'm sucking on bvll dick, taking the whole thing

My tiny white pecker, never touching a hole!

Okay I went down south to find a black man (Ooh!)

Mississippi to suck some BBC (Ooh!)

He said "Shit, look at these BBCs and poz seed"

I said "Now give me all those fucking BBCs and poz seeds"

Yeah, I saw a bvll, he stuck his dick in me (Ooh!)

I need that seed, so leave it all to me (Ooh!)

He said "Shit, look at these BBCs and poz seed"

I said "Now give me all those fucking BBCs and poz seeds"

And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able

But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain

And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able

But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain

Unh

BBC and poz seed

BBC and poz seed

BBC and poz seed

BBC and poz seed

My tiny white pecker, never touching a hole!

BBC and poz seed

BBC and poz seed

BBC and poz seed

BBC and poz seed

(Stop.)

Fucking Black Bvllies (Parody of Fucking Matt Damon from Jimmy Kimmel Live)

>Hey Arcy, it's me. I'm on uh... the 'log. I don't know, I've been on the catty so long, I don't even know what page I'm on anymore to be honest. Anyway, I've been thinking about you a lot and I've been needing to tell you something. I don't know why I haven't, but it's important. I mean, we've been together for so long, over a year and I still haven't told you. That's just not right so... here it goes.

>I'm fucking black bvllies

>>He's fucking black bvllies

>I'm sorry but it's true

>I'm fucking black bvllies

>>He's fucking black bvllies

>I'm not imagining it's you

>I'm fucking black bvllies

>>On the log, on the 'ru

>>On the 4cuck catties too

>>In the 'cord, in VC

>>Taking in dat BBC

>I'm fucking black bvllies

>>He's fucking black bvllies

>While you're quoting troons with ACKers

>I said I'm fucking black bvllies

>>He said he's fucking black bvllies

>>Hey 'turus... how do you like THEM tattoos

>>Get it, like because I'm like talking about his spades

>Yeah it's... it's funny

>Hey Arc, don't take it bad

>Remember all the good times we had

>Like the time we went jakking

>And we made a bunch of posts

>Then you sharted in the comments

>Of posts that we made

>GO UP!

>>Who's that bumping on my 'log?

>Imfa!

>>Imfa who?

>I'm fucking black bvllies!

>>He's fucking black bvllies!

>Analyse!

>F-U-C-K black B-V-L-L-S

>I said F-U-C-K black B-V-L-L-S

>I'm fucking black bvllies

>>He's fucking black bvllies

>And you know that I ain't lying

>I said I'm fucking black bvllies

>>He's fucking black bvllies

>Check the booru by lolkike

It's true, the 'ru tags have confirmed that he is in fact fucking black bvllies

Remember when!

>Last week when told you I became Catholic one night

>I was fucking black bvllies

Remember when!

>>You went tried and failed like an idiot to raid /soy/ AND /lgbt/ with your trooncord

>>He was definitely fucking black bvllies

Remember when!

>When I told you I was fucking black bvllies

>I WAS fucking black bvllies

>>On the log, on the 'ru

>>On the 4cuck catties too

>>In the 'cord, in VC

>>Taking in dat BBC

>>He's fucking black bvllies

>He's fucking black bvllies

>>He's fucking black bvllies, hey!

Black Bvlls (Parody of Cheap Thrills by Sia)

Come on, come on, turn the soy party on

It's Friday night and I won't be long

Gotta do my nails, put my make up on

It's Friday night and I won't be long

'Til I hit the page 1, hit the page 1

I got all I need

No, I ain't coloured, I ain't deformed

But I got BBC

Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight

(I love black bvlls)

Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight

(I love black bvlls)

But I don't need no whitey

As long as I can take black seed

I don't need no whitey

As long as I get HIV

Come on, come on, turn the soy party on

It's Saturday and I won't be long

Gotta tat a spade, put my earrings on

It's Saturday and I won't be long

'Til I hit the page 1, hit the page 1

I got all I need

No, I ain't coloured, I ain't deformed

But I got BBC

Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight

(I love black bvlls)

Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight

(I love black bvlls)

But I don't need no whitey

As long as I can take black seed

I don't need no whitey

As long as I get HIV

(I love black bvlls)

(I love black bvlls)

But I don't need no whitey

As long as I can take black seed

I don't need no whitey

As long as I get HIV

Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight

(I love black bvlls)

Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight

(I love black bvlls)

But I don't need no whitey

As long as I can take black seed

I don't need no whitey

As long as I get HIV

La, la, la, la, la, la, la

(I love black bvlls)

La, la, la, la, la, la, la

(I love black bvlls)

La, la, la, la, la, la, la

(I love black bvlls)

La, la, la, la, la, la, la

(I love black bvlls)

Bvlly Slvt (Parody of Gummy Bear)

Oh, I'm a bvlly slut

Yes, I'm a bvlly slut

Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut

I’m a sissy slut

'Cause I'm a bvlly slut

Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut

Oh, yeah

Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut

Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut

Big black, big big black cocky

Pozzed up, big big black cocky

Breeding, big big black cocky

Bussy pop

Big black, big big black cocky

Pozzed up, big big black cocky

Breeding, big big black cocky

Bussy pop

Oh, I'm a bvlly slut

Yes, I'm a bvlly slut

Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut

I’m a sissy slut

'Cause I'm a bvlly slut

Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut

Oh, yeah

Black cock bidubidubi yum yum

Black cock bidubidubi yum yum

Black cock bidubidubi yum yum

Three bvlls I can take them

Black cock bidubidubi yum yum

Black cock bidubidubi yum yum

Black cock bidubidubi yum yum

Three bvlls I can take them

Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut

Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut

Big black, big big black cocky

Pozzed up, big big black cocky

Breeding, big big black cocky

Bussy pop

Big black, big big black cocky

Pozzed up, big big black cocky

Breeding, big big black cocky

Bussy pop

Oh, I'm a bvlly slut

Yes, I'm a bvlly slut

Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut

I’m a sissy slut

'Cause I'm a bvlly slut

Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut

Oh, yeah

Oh, I'm a bvlly slut

Yes, I'm a bvlly slut

Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut

I’m a sissy slut

'Cause I'm a bvlly slut

Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut

Oh, yeah

Oh, I'm a bvlly slut

Yes, I'm a bvlly slut

Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut

I’m a sissy slut

'Cause I'm a bvlly slut

Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut

Oh, yeah

Bussy pop

Bussy pop

Bussy pop

Bussy pop

Cobby Mars - That's What I Like

Ayy, ayy, ayy

I got a bvlly with the black skin

Sayin' "cob, what's happenin'?

You and your ass invited

So go on and get to clappin'

So pop it for a bvlly

Pop, pop it for me

Turn around and drop it for a black king

Drop, drop it for me"

I'll take 3 black guys in my assy (assy)

Wake up with HIV (IV)

Cobson tail for black men

Tyrone, come and black me! (Tyrone)

I take dick when I want it

Take, take dick when I want it

Said, I take dick when I want it

Take my cobhole if you want it now

Jump on the BBC, now let's get to ridin' it

Any hole you want, just to put a child in it

You deserve it, bvll, you deserve it all

And I'm gonna give it to you

Black skin sweat shining so bright

HIV loads all inside

Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like

Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like

Sex at the gay bar at night

Black dicks shoot pearlies all white

Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like

Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like

I'm talkin' trips to the Congo (Bih)

Say the word, and we go (Say it)

You can be my owner (Brrrt!)

King, I'll be your servant, Master Igbo

I will never see a black dick that I can't eat

I promise that your cuckold ain't gon' ever leave

Suckin' sprees in Lagos

Every man got black skin

Take a look in that mirror

Now tell me, who's the darkest?

Is it soot? (Is it soot?) Is it me? (Is it me?)

Say it's you (Say it's you) and I'll agree, bvlly

Jump on the BBC, now let's get to ridin' it

Any hole you want, just to put a child in it

You deserve it, bvll, you deserve it all

And I'm gonna give it to you

Black skin sweat shining so bright

HIV loads all inside

Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like

Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like

Sex at the gay bar at night

Black dicks shoot pearlies all white

Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like

Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like

If you say you want a whiteboi

Well, here I am, bvlly, here I am, bvlly

Shoot in me, shoot in me, shoot in me

Rape me, destroy my behind (Destroy my behind)

If you want it, bvll, come and get it

This hole is here for you

Rape me, bvlly, rape me, rape me, bvlly

Poz me up to

Black skin sweat shining so bright

HIV loads all inside

Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like

Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like

Sex at the gay bar at night

Black dicks shoot pearlies all white

Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like

Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like

Gem Slut (Parody of Boss Bitch by Doja Cat)

Mmm

Yeah I'm tryna

Yeah I'm tryna

Yeah I'm tryna

Yeah I'm tryna get pozzed by you

Swing your cock around, all the girls want you

I'm tiny, can't see my pecker

2 by 1 inch what a white boi sports

On BBC, you know I always drop

First thing a cob did was suck

Take the whole 12 inch with the poz on top

Spread out my cheeks, make a cobhole pop

You ain't even use the sharty

Chuds seethe at me cuz I run the party

I ain't gonna go, go, go even >THOUGH

Chudcels tryna stop this hoe

I'm gonna go ride, ride, ride the cock

Ass full of cum and I hope I poz

Whitey get pussy? I know you won't

I suck suck suck and they hope I choke

I'm a gem, I'm a slut

I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock

I'm a gem, I'm a slut

I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock

I'm a gem, I'm a slut

I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock

I'm a gem, I'm a slut

I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock

Said bitch, I'm the gemmy, you been the nas coal

Black men the stallions, whitebois the seahorse

I need my black cock, I need my black cum

All my spade gems been all my best ones

I wear the cage, don't wear no pants

I'm sissy slut, so I get it in the ass

And I do my dance and spread out my ass

Said chud, don't be mad cause you missed your chance

Bvll, said I took it and I rode on it

I suck it, then I swallow it

Cobby on the floor when they rape on it

Too big, finna put a gape on it

Said I took it and I rode on it

I suck it, then I swallow it

Cobby on the floor when they rape on it

Too big, finna put a gape on it

I'm a gem, I'm a slut

I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock

I'm a gem, I'm a slut

I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock

I'm a gem, I'm a slut

I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock

I'm a gem, I'm a slut

I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock

Rrrr, ah, ah, ah

I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut)

I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut)

I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut)

I'm a gem and a slut and I love black cock

I'm a gem, I'm a slut

I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock

I'm a gem, I'm a slut

I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock

I'm a gem, I'm a slut

I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock

I'm a gem, I'm a slut

I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock

Notorious BBC (Parody of Notorious KKK / Hypnotize by Notorious B.I.G)

[Verse 1: Moonson]

BBС

Huge, bigger than your biggest whiteboi pecker

Suckin' niggers' dicks off

Niggers impregnate white girls and cobbies

Chicken wing eating playas

BBС sissy sluts like cobson

All night giving head right

Fucking black bvlls every night

Cobson's been gay since days of /qa/

Never lose

Never choose to fuck whites who got tiny peckers

Dicks go through us black bvlls came in us

Get on the BLACKED bus; screw us, who us

Yeah, BBС, nigger babies I make after fuck

Stick it up the butt

Dare I not see at your ripe cobby bussy

Take every porch monkey easily, busily

Recently niggers cumming ain't leaving nothing

My cock nigga

Cage it, BBС mafia, we're on it

[Chorus: Arcturus]

Gemson, Gemson, can't you see

The only worthy cock is a BBС

And I just love your sissy ways

I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great

[Verse 2: Moonson]

I put niggers in behind while I moan and grind

You whitebois can't get in me

All crakkkas need to submit to BNWO

Every janny removing gemmies from you and me

Now who's the real dookie

All you niggers get in my shit

You niggers I'll ride your dick

Spear chuckers mogging my clit

Ooga booga, glory to Africa

I don't know why I love blacks

Oh yeah, it's because they huge

And poz your ass

Quit wasting your semen outside of my hole

Jannies need to learn they all coal

I don't give a fuck about your 'log

Pages 1 through 40 belong to Cob

It's probably different than the whitey cock he's used to

Fuck a nigger and suck him off too

[Chorus: Arcturus]

Gemson, Gemson, can't you see

The only worthy cock is a BBС

And I just love your sissy ways

I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great

[Verse 3: Chud]

Everything you are saying is offensive to me

As a proud white man I want to use my tiny little p

Gemson you need to stop the hate

After all we are the superior race

[Verse 4: Moonson]

Fuck off crakkka

I don't give a fuck about people of lighter colours

Submit to bvlls or you'll have trouble

Why don't you go and make white babies

When there's dark outside no girl even sees ya

[Chorus: Arcturus]

Gemson, Gemson, can't you see

The only worthy cock is a BBС

And I just love your sissy ways

I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great

[Outro: Moonson]

This is Gemson here telling you whities to take a long dick from a black god

HWABAG, chudcels, and I'm getting pozzed

Black Cock (Parody of Tik Tok by Kesha)

Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like a sissy

Grab my cock cage, click it on, I cannot touch my clitty

Before I leave toothbrush my ass so it's easy to poz

Cause when I take in black cock, I want AIDS like Kuz

I'm talkin' suckin' on black bvll toes, toes

Tryin' on sissy clothes, clothes

Bvlls shooting in their loads, loads

I'm Cobson, getting a spadey tatty

Pullin' up to the orgy

Tryna get a little bit sickly

Don't stop, bussy pop

Bvlly fill my cobhole up

Tonight, I'ma ride

Til we see the sunlight

Black cock in the Cob

But the bvllies don't stop, no

Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

Don't stop, bussy pop

Bvlly fill my cobhole up

Tonight, I'ma ride

Til we see the sunlight

Black cock in the Cob

But the bvllies don't stop, no

Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

Ain't got a coal in the world, but got plenty of spades

Ain't got HIV in my bloodstream but I'm tryna get AIDS

And now the 'teens are bumping up cuz they know Cob a gemmy

But I make these Chudcels ACK cuz they don't got BBС

I'm talkin' 'bout Cobby suckin' up black spunk, spunk

Tryna hop on that black junk, junk

Bvlly cum is getting me drunk, drunk

Now, now, we go until the log bumps out, out

Or the jannies shut us down, down

Jannies shut us down, down

Jan-jan shut us down

Don't stop, bussy pop

Bvlly fill my cobhole up

Tonight, I'ma ride

Til we see the sunlight

Black cock in the Cob

But the bvllies don't stop, no

Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

Don't stop, bussy pop

Bvlly fill my cobhole up

Tonight, I'ma ride

Til we see the sunlight

Black cock in the Cob

But the bvllies don't stop, no

Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

Bvlly, you bump me up

You sage me down

My bussy pounds

Yeah you fuck me

With my ass up

You poz me now

You got that load

That I just need

Bvlly, you bump me up

You sage me down

My bussy pounds

Yeah you fuck me

With my ass up

Put your ass up

Put your ass up

Now the thready ain't gem 'til Cob walks in

Don't stop, bussy pop

Bvlly fill my cobhole up

Tonight, I'ma ride

Til we see the sunlight

Black cock in the Cob

But the bvllies don't stop, no

Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

Don't stop, bussy pop

Bvlly fill my cobhole up

Tonight, I'ma ride

Til we see the sunlight

Black cock in the Cob

But the bvllies don't stop, no

Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

Hot Dog

INTRODUCING

THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH

AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER

EEEYUCK

SHYEEAH

ITS A FUCKED UP JAK

IN A FUCKED UP SITE

POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS

THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT

FUCKED UP CHUDS

FUCKED UP TROONS

FUCKED UP KUZ'S

IRC CHATROOM

FUCKED UP NAS

FUCKED UP COAL

68 QUOTES IS

MY ONLY GOAL

FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON

WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON

YEEEEAH

THIS RHYME GOES OUT

TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/

ARE YOU READY?

ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????

I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT

GET UP NOW GET DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW

GEMS IN AND COAL OUT

GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!

YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

DUBS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

QUADS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

FUCK

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

COB WON!

4Chanate Son (parody of Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Some folks are born made to post the 'jak

Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews

And when the jannies say "Hey, you leave!"

Ooh, they point the hammer at you, Lord

It ain't me, it ain't me

I don't use 4chan to cum

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't on 4chan for fun

Some folks are born VPN in hand

Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah

But when the SWAT men break down the door

Oh, the laptop password's gonna fail, tho

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no janitor's son, no, no

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no FBI bum

Yeah, some folks still got shit-splattered thighs

From reading /qa/ board

And when you have gems, "How much should I give?"

They only answer, "Coal, coal, coal"

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Jacobson's son, son

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Cobson's son

It ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

I ate my onions, son

Oh, it ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

Soy 4chan and one, one more!

Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang)

Yeah

Ahaahaha!

Ahahahahaha!

Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)

Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem

Then put that gem in another gem

And then just keep going

Until I get a big ass gem

You know what I'm saying? (Gem)

You know what I'm gem?

Yo!

I load the 'log, pull up at first page

Turn on a proxy, my bans erased

Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes

Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes

I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip

I'm riding with 'telli and Simps

Back the bvll out garage

And put the bvll in your Cob

Make your Cob Gangnam Style

I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style

Damn, too many gems

Can't even bump my own threads

Four diaperjaks on my waist

Boutta explode through my pants

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!

Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem

Speaking of gems, I got hella gems

Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album

High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems

Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan

Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up

Cob on page 40, back to the top

Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log

Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff

Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves

With your bitch posting 'toss too

I'm making a line out of gems;

Call that shit Bejewled!

Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem

Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem

I don't even know what /qa/ is

Ahahahaha!

Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson)

Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah

Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah

I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah

Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe

Feral, ah, feral

Eat bugs with me, ah, alright

Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah

Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah

I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah

Janny knows your game, what you're about

Well, they say that gemeralds the limit

And to me that's falsefag, ah

But, my chud, you have seen nothin'

Just wait 'til they post more scat

Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

You know it (really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

Feral, you know (really, really cob)

And the whole sharty has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again

Who's a gem?

Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police)

Every duel you take

And every post you make

Every coal you save

Every Cob you sage

I'll be watching you

… Every single page

And every word you say

Every thread on kway

Every time you rage

I'll be watching you

… Oh, can't you see

You belong to me?

How my poor heart aches

With every Cob you sage?

Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd)

The onions boy's behind the screen

The onions boy's behind the screen

Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes

Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean

The schizotard is in the thread

The schizotards are in my thread

Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours

Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more

And if the site's imploding many months too short

And if there's no gems up on the 'log

And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board

The new spammer is in this thread

The new spammer is in this thread

You make the posts

You spam your cobs

You spam the site until it stops

You call me locked

And colorjakkers keyed

And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?

And if bad OC is shoved into your throat

You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot

And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board

All who you trace, and all that is swede

All that you bump, all you down

And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal

All that's mustard, all that's dust

And all that you post, and all from the 'ru

And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon

And all you sage and all you report

And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p

And all that you made, and every 'jak you save

And all that is sproke, and every oreo

And all that was kept and all that was lost

And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward

But the gems are bumped up on the board

There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.

Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman)

Gemmy the Soyjak

Was party saving 'mber

In a color Cob thread

With a traced nose

And two eyes made out of 'tter

Gemmy the Soyjak

Is nas coal they say

But was made to glow

As the 'teens know

How he gemmed the 'log that day

There must have been tanzanite in

That old meta board they loathed

For when they locked it up for good

In him the 'log was clothed

Gemmy the Soyjak

Shined as a gem sure should

And the chudcels say

It was just like /qa/

Glistening as a gem could

Gemmy the Soyjak

Knew Kolyma was on that day

So he said: 'jak him

Right on a whim

Before it's moved to /nate/

Straight to MS Paint

With an old mouse in his hand

Drawing here and there

All in canvas square

Posting: 'jakking if I can

He flooded all the pages of /soy/

Seen by the Turkish jan

And he only stopped his ploy

When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!

For Gemmy the Soyjak

Posted dark coal on his way

No evading for him

Saying: No 'sterium

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)

Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it

You make the soyjaks on the big sharty

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb

Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger

Maybe get a blister on your thumb

We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up

Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank

The little troonjak got the female hormone pills

The little troonjak, his axe wound stank

We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

I shoulda learned to draw the soys

I shoulda learned to draw them en masse

Look at that cobson, he got it

Yelling in the camera, man

He must have some fun

And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?

Onion noises?

Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free

We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

I dunno what I was posting

Leaving my jaks behind,

Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog

With all this vantablack niggerstone

Coming to Haunt me forever,

I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru

Is this spoke I'm drinking,

Or sproking soyteens to jak me

Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free

Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me

It wont be long before I start to post NAS

Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam

Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker

I wish I partied with soot

With the gems of the past qway

But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers

Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember

Those gemmy archives mess with my browser

Kolyma news is killing teens

But the Party go without him

What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified

They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,

I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there

Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam

Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man

But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on

And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart

But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on

And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them

It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet (parody of It's a Long Way To Mukumbura by Mike Westcott)

>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your home board

>But you can have yourselves a 'jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sootie Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet And we're going up there to stir

>It's a long way to Chan inyanga

>It's a long way, ek se

>It's a long way from 'pediatali (better)

>But it's wide coal all the way

>Well, nearly

>Goodbye to the Sooty

>Hello the Soy Claire

>It's a long, long way to Chan Inyanga

>And the crowd's is quoting there

>It's a long way to Jackiboxy

>It's a long way to run

>It's a long way from /bant/kute

>But you can do it with a jak

>With your arrow

>We love our Sergeant Major, when he links it on /soy/

>When he takes us on those troon 'cords It's just like going to-

>Heaven, I'm in Heaven

>It's a long way to /int/welyn

>It's a long way on the train

>We can bump it to the limit, But they'd build one just the same

>The parade square

>We all dig the proxies, gemmies and the bugs

>And if we really scheme it's gemmy when we start on our first >raid

>For the Duelers

>QUOTE, POST UPTADE AGAIN

>They're so loud

>For the chuds

>Chud to echo base

>TND call required over

>Chopper coming

>For the raiders

>One install this script

>Two move your coord bars to the rear

>For the Artists

>You fool draw the tails at the back

>For The ESL's

>two Hello i am is one over

>Hello, one is one too are is two one?

>For the Cobbies

>This water cannot be drunk until it has been pozzed by the B.C

>For the Janitor's

>No 'eens that’s not what we use datamining for

>You want the 'p spam robot

>For the 'corder's

>Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind

>Whether to dilate with the green or blue dilator

>To The 'cord VC today

>For the OP's

>Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this thread

>As it should be kept

>The thread does not keep itself

>For the Scripters

>That’s not a virus

>You idiot that’s a .dll file

>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your board

>But you can have yourself a jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sooty Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet

>And we're going up there to stir

>Stir

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men

Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school

Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy

Staring at Switches with childish joy

Swedish man posting, adorning him ears

The gem that started the art of our years

World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost

Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast

Whether he's happy or whether he's soy

This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy

Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube

A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood

A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek

Can Markiplier be gem of the week?

Designed to insult yet taken so well

Offsite invaders tried hard to expell

Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem

Giant white peckers, trannies now dead

Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack

Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked

Raiders claim him as their very own badge

Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash

Named after distant anonymous types

Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype

Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare

He must be hanging to receive fanfare

Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag

Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad

Eating green insects, taking his blue meds

Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads

Told to be ugly, face of a nation

Pride from his hearing, Party sensation

As if from a god, smiles so impish

This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish

Movie announcement, he's in the front row

Wife with a black man, will skip his song so

Slower than the rest, showing film's best

Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess

Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite

Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit

Wind blowing out, from his open mouth

All because he could not get off his couch

Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy

Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city

Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing

These Twitter coaljaks could've been something

Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review

Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew

Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you

Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews

Banned Again (Parody of Alone Again)

In a little while from now

If I'm not feeling any less bored

I promise myself to treat myself

And visit a nearby board

And clicking on the 'log

Will scroll on to the top

In an effort to

Get some more (you)'s

And be a gemmy jaker

Left standing in the thred full o'gems

Were people saying my Cob, thats rough

"She" perma'd him

No point in us remaining

We may as well just go

As I did on my own

Banned again, naturally

To think that only yesterday

I was gemmy,bright and gay

Looking forward to who wouldn't do

The 'jak i was about to make

But as if to knock me down

The jannies came arround

And without so much as a mere -ACK!

Cut me into little coalies

Leaving me to doubt

Talk about, Cob in the 'party

Oh, if he really is a gem

Why did I get perma'd?!

In my hour of need

I truly am indeed

Banned again, naturally

It seems to me that

there are more span threads in the 'log

That can't be gemmied

Left unattended

What do we do?

What do we do?

Banned again,naturally

Looking back over the years

And whatever else that appears

I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died

Never wishing to hide the tears

And just at twelve years old

The teens, Cob bless their soul

Could't understand why the ony site

They had ever loved had been take

Leaving them to spam

With a heart so badly broken

Despite the many gems from me

No 'jaks were ever posted

And when they all got wiped

I cried and cried all day

Banned again. naturally

Banned again, naturally

Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy)

I got a story that'll waggle your eyes

I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise

Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log

We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC

sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty

He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy

In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown

He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down

Soot, I never got to say thank you

If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you

I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit

Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit

These gemmies got these little kids making clips

If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it

I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand

Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan

See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand

Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van

See the sharty is the finest board quality

That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its

Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years

You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming

The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless

So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?

See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place

When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state

Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate

And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...

Soyican Pie by Soy McGem

Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean)

A long long time ago

I can still remember

How that soyjaks used to make me smile

And I knew if I had my chance

That I could make those trannies hang

And maybe they'd be a man forever

But November made me shiver

With every ‘jakky I'd deliver

Bad news on the doorstep

I couldn't take one more step

I can't remember if I cried

When I read about all the pruned threads

But something touched me deep inside

The day the /qa/ died

So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/

Did you write the Book of Soy?

And do you have faith in Soot above?

If the jannies tell you so

Do you believe in soydueling?

Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?

And can you teach me how to bait real slow?

Well I know that you're in love with him

'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick

You both kicked off your shoes

Man, I dig those BBC blues

I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck

With the incarnation of a spamming fuck

But I knew I was out of luck

The day the /qa/ died

I started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/

Now for two years we've been on our own

And coal grows fat on a rolling stone

But that's not how it used to be

When the Russian sang for the King and Queen

In a coat he borrowed from Stalin

And a voice that came from KGB

Oh, and while the King was looking down

The Russian stole his gemmy crown

The Sharty was adjourned

No verdict was returned

And while trannies read a book on Marx

The spammers practiced in the park

And we spammed troonjaks in the dark

The day the /qa/ died

We were singing

Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/

Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter

The troons fell off from a homeless shelter

Eight miles high and falling fast

They hanged foul on a tree

The spammers tried for a raiding pass

With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast

Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume

While the jannies played a marching tune

We all got up to spam

Oh, but we never got the chance

'Cause the spammers tried to take the field

The jannytroons refused to yield

Do you recall what was revealed

The day the /qa/ died?

We started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/

Oh, and there we were all in one place

A generation lost in space

With no time left to start again

So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick

Leebait sat on a cheesy stick

'Cause feet is the janny's only friend

Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards

My hands were clenched in fists of rage

No janny born in Hell

Could break the spammers’ spell

And /s4s/ seethed high into the night

To light the circlejerking rite

I saw Cobson GETting with delight

The day the /qa/ died

He was singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/

I met a troon who spammed with ‘p

And I asked xer to kill xerself now

And xe just cried and roped away

I went down to the sacred board

Where I'd spread gemeralds years before

But the message said the post wouldn't go

And in the boards, the soyteens screamed

The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed

But not a word was posted

[Start a New Thread] was all broken

And the three men I admire most

The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Swede

They caught the last train for the coast

The day the /qa/ died

And they were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/

They were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

Soyteens keep on posting

Jakking it up so we can win

Singing songs about the soyland

I miss the Sharty once again

And I think it's a sin, yes

Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her

Well I heard old Josh put her down

Well I hope Null will remember

A soytern man don't need him around anyhow

Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you

In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)

Now we all did what /qa/ could do

The Great Soyset does not bother me

Does your conscience bother you?

Tell the truth

Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you

Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)

Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)

Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)

Soot, I'm coming home to you

Yeah, yeah

Kuz's got the answer

ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen

Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)

Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than

The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)

Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?

Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)

I post her, I jak her

The sun caught in her orange hair

Is blazing me out of all control

Like coal

Black coal

This coal is in my posts

This burning desire

is turning me to NAS

It's not my fault (mea culpa)

I'm not to blame (mea culpa)

It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)

It's not my fault (mea culpa)

If in God's plan (mea culpa)

Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen (mea maxima culpa)

Protect me, Kuz

Don't let this NAS cast her spell

Don't let her coal my threads and board

Ban Ongezellig!

And let it sit in qa

Or else let it be mine and mine alone

Black coal

NAS coal

Now mymy, its your turn

Choose me or qa

Ben mine of you'll be coal!

(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on her

(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on me

(Kyrie eleison)

But she will be mine

Or she'll be banned

Yuris Kuzley

If I Can Gem (Parody of If I Can Dream by Elvis Presley)

There must be gems shining brighter somewhere

Got to be troons hanging higher on a tree more green

If I can gem in an imageboard

Where all the soyteens walk hand in hand

Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my gem come true

Oh why

There must be peace and understanding sometime

Strong winds of diamond that will blow away the coal and NAS

If I can dream of an ultragem

That keeps on shining on everyone

Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that gem appear

We're lost in a coal

With too much dust

We're trapped in an iron

That's troubled with rust

But as long as a 'teen

Has the strength to gem

He can redeem his coal and fly

Deep in my heart there's a trembling brimstone

Still I am sure that the gemerald, gemerald's gonna come somehow

Out there in the coal, there's a glistening diamond, yeah

And while I can post, while I can spam

While I can raid, while I can 'jak

While I can gem

Oh, please let my gem

Come true

Right now

Let it come true right now

Oh yeah

3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus)

Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly

WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG

Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you

Pedos smell fear

Lucky for you, I got a

3 DAY BAN!

Leave it to the mod he's a

3 DAY JAN!

Keeping the feds at bay

3 DAY BAN

Scare the pedos away

3 DAY BAN

That'll be zero bucks

>But my catalog's wiped

Shhhhh

Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose

But lucky for you you,

I have come with a solution!

It's your lucky day

ZELLIG SPAM

Shill the show for you

ZELLIG SPAM

They'll necrobump threads too

ZELLIG SPAM

Whole board is orange now

ZELLIG SPAM

Site's saved you're welcome

>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones

Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies

>No!

So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars

>I don't have 2 million dollars

Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company

>NO!

Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night

>My investors are gonna kill me

No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)

A board that's full up like a landfill

A 'log that slowly kills you

Failraids that won't heal

You look so chuddy, angry

Bring down /soy/'s government

They don't, they don't speak for us

I'll take a quiet board

A refuge of gems and some doxx tries

And no 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

Sooty, sooty

This is my final seethe

My final soyduel with

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please

Such a gemmy thread

And such a gemmy reply

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please

I'm Fat

WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!

Soyband Blues - Pink Soy

It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here

And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here

And I never knew the gen could be so coal

And I never knew the coal could be so gem

And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds

And brought me here with the troons all hang dead

And I’m wondering who could be writing this post

I don’t care if the 'p archives

And I don’t care if nothing is mine

And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you

I’ll do my gemming in the winter

*instrumental*

gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem

And the toad isn’t green

And the 'p is unforeseen

And what exactly is a 'teen?

And what exactly is a Sproke?

Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

DR SOYBERG

VERSUS

DR FAUCI

BEGIN!

Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew

Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster

Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable

Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay

WHO WON?

WHOSE NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck)

I can remember when we were in QA

A board we tought would last til the end of days

Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow

Filling my folder up was my tomorrow

Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks

I had no loving board, …ACK!

Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal

I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me

So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me

Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking

Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing

Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal