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>JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA!!!!!!!
ITS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STRANGER THINGS AND SZECHUAN SAUCE-TIER FUCKING EPIC HOW HE MADE SHITTY WHITE NOISE PIECES FOR THE 50TH TIME!!!! FORGET LOVELIESCRUSING AND ASTROBITE THIS IS WHERE ITS AT!! A 30 SOMETHING YEAR OLD MAN BECOMES A KEK IN GERMANY SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO THE YOUTH ABOUT HOW POINTLESS NOISE IS COOL!!! FUNNY MEME MAN UNDERWATER IN A SUIT EPIC!!!! MAYHEM, SO SAD MY WIFE'S SON WEARS MY NIGGER HOODIE EVERY DAY!! I LOOOOVE THIS MUSIC RICK ITS SO GOOD AND MUSIC FROM 2010 REPRESENTS OUR FUCK BLUMPFDF VOTERS ZEITGEIST WITH SUCH WITTY AND COMPLEX NOISE ABOUT KEKOLD OPPRESSION!! AOTY!!
>SOUTHPACIFIC
OMG EW HOW COULD YOU MAKE ACTUALLY MELODICAL SHOEGAZE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC LMAO LE WRONG GENERATION /R/LEWRONGGENERATION AMIRITE MORTY???????? HAHA OMG CRINGE AND BLUEPILLED IS SO MELODICAL UGH LITERALLY ACTUAL ENJOYABLE SHOEGAZE INSTRUMENTAL MELODIES LOL!!! ONIONS. BASEDBOY. LIBTARD UGH. YOU NEED TO GO BACK UGH BASED DRUMPF UGH BEN SHAPIRO UGH
>OH MY SCIENCE, THROUGHOUT WW2 THE SOVIETS WOULD LITERALLY GO INTO VILLAGES, DRAG EVERY FUCKING NAZI FROM THEM (READ: EVERY SINGLE MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD LIVING THERE), TIE THEM UP, FORCE THE PARENTS WATCH THEIR LITTLE GIRLS GETTING RAPED, THEIR LITTLE BOYS GETTING THEIR ENTRAILS PULLED OUT THROUGH BAYONET WOUNDS, THEIR WOMEN GETTING IMPALED THROUGH THEIR VAGINAS, CAUSING EXCRUCIATING PAIN AS THEIR ORGANS GOT PERFORATED UNTIL THEY BLED OUT AND DIED WHILE THE MEN WERE FORCED TO WATCH AS THIS HAPPENED.
>THIS BY ITSELF WAS FUCKING EPIC SINCE IT HAPPENED TO NAZIS, BUT GOD, JUST IMAGINE IF IT WERE BLACK BULLS DOING IT TO MODERN NAZIS (READ: EVERY WHITE MAN WHITE WOMAN AND WHITE CHILD CURRENTLY ALIVE)! OH MY GOD, AMAZING! IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD IM LITERALLY MASTURBATING TO THE IDEA RIGHT NOW WHILE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS!
>MAN, WHAT I WOULD GIVE TO BE ONE OF THOSE NAZI MEN VILLAGERS JUST TO WITNESS SUCH A THING. SCIENCE, IT MAKES ME ALMOST WANT TO BREED MY DUMB WHORE OF A WHITE WIFE AND ABORT UNTIL WE GET A WHITE GIRL, IN THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE NIG- I MEAN BLACK BULLS FINALLY RISE UP AND MURDER EVERY WHITE PERSON AS THEY SHOULD'VE DONE YEARS AGO. WITH ANY LUCK MY LITTLE GIRL WILL BE OLD ENOUGH AND ILL GET TO LIVE THROUGH THIS KINO IN PERSON! FUCKING EPIC! I KNOW I'LL CALL IN TYRONE AND TELL HIM TO START WEARING A CONDOM WHEN HE FUCKS MY WIFE, I'M GONNA HAVE TO, UGH I CANT BELIEVE IM GONNA SAY IT, BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THIS EPICNESS, IM GONNA BREED A LITTLE WHITE GIRL INSIDE MY WIFE SO THAT ONE DAY I CAN WITNESS HER GLORIOUS EPIC DEATH AT THE HANDS OF BLACK BULLS WHILE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS FULL BLAST!!!!!!
>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL DUSKY FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. FUCK.
>THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A WH*TE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM DROPS?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE MAN YOU LOVE? YOU TREACHEROUS CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WH*TE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WH*TE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WH*TE BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT WH*TE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY RICK AND MORTY FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE SCREAMING LIKE A NEWLY EVOLVED CHARIZARD!
>C’MON SHINY LITTLE YAKUB! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT THE LE ACTUAL FUCK!?
>*Smashes Nintendo Switch OLED™ running Pokémon™ SV against floor in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A WH*TE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM DROPS?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE MAN YOU LOVE? YOU TREACHEROUS NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE ANTINATDEX BOOTH AT THE VAUSH CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE APPLETUN PLUSHIES CONVENTION? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/antinatalism! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING MATTE WHITOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WH*TE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WH*TE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WH*TE BOY NOW CAN I? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY GONNA THINK I'M A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY LET'S GO PIKACHU AND EEVEE LIMITED EDITION FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT! IN THE NAME OF TOBY FOX I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
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>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN"
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>YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE
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>YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FORTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
>YOU WILL REJECT GOD
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
>YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"
>YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
>YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN
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>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS
>YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO
>YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION
>YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
>AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.
>IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES DARK WINTER OF THE NEW NORMAL....
>AS CITIZENS (DECLARED OR UNDECLARED) OF THE GLOBAL VILLAGE YOU MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER WITH SOME NEW EXTENDED LENGTH TEMPORARY GLOBAL RULES TO KICK START THE 4TH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION........
>YOU WILL WEAR THE NWO PROVIDED IOT COCK CAGE FOR YOUR PROTECTION
>YOU WILL DRINK THE RECYCLED PISS
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGGIES
>YOU WILL EAT THE CRICKET BURGER
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH MILK
>YOU WILL EAT THE MAGGOT CHIPS
>YOU. WILL. EAT. THE. BUGS.
>YOU WILL TAKE THE MANDATORY VACCINE
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>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE SLEEPING
>YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS EXCEPT FOR DURING YOUR CORPORATION APPROVED BLM RALLIES
>YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER DR SUESS
>YOU WILL NOT QUESTION OUR SCIENCE
>YOU WILL KNELL WHEN THE GEORGE FLOYD ANTHEM PLAYS
>YOU WILL GIVE PUBERTY BLOCKERS TO YOUR CHILDREN
>YOU WILL ACCEPT CORPORATION SET UN MIGRANT QUOTAS
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
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>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR BLM HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVELLIENCE FOR YOUR SAFETY
>YOU WILL TAKE THE VMAT2 GENE KILLING MARK OF THE BEAST "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL RENT YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL LIVE IN POD HOMES WITH YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL NOT TRAVEL WITHOUT YOUR YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND
>YOU WILL ONLY ACCEPT OUR VERSION OF HISTORY
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>YOU WILL NOT DREAM UNAPPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL WORSHIP OUR NEW WORLD ORDER ELECTRONIC GOD DEMIURGE
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>GOD, WORLD WAR 2 WAS SO FUCKING EPIC, MILLIONS OF DEAD WHITE PEOPLE ESPECIALLY FUCKING NAZIS! AFTER THE WAR THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A BUNCH OF ORPHANED RACIST WHITE PIGS WHICH WAS FUCKING EPIC, I HOPE MANY DIED OF HUNGER! GOSH SADLY THEY RECOVERED DUE TO WHITE PRIVILEGE BUT GOSH MAYBE THERE WILL BE ANOTHER WAR AGAIN AND MORE MILLIONS OF WHITE PEOPLE WILL DIE HELL YEAH!
>GOSH I CAN JUST MASTURBATE AND CUM TO THIS IDEA, I KNOW, ILL CALL TYRONE IN AND PUT ON JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE HE FUCKS MY ASS, PRETEND I'M A SORRY LITTLE GERMAN GIRL GETTING RAPED BY BLACK AMERICAN BULLS
>TYRONE I'M SORRY TYRONE, I'M A BIT LOW ON FUNDS, THANKS TO ME VOTING IN THAT EXTREME LEFTIST MAYOR LAST YEAR MY WORKPLACE IS CUTTING WHITE M*N'S SALARY IN HALF AND I CAN'T AFFORD THE RATE TO LET YOU FUCK MY WIFE
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU SHITTY NIGGER NO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO OPT OUT OF FUCKING MY WIFE THIS WEEK, SHE'S OVULATING AND I NEED AT LEAST 5 BLACK BABIES TO MAKE UP FOR THE WHITE BABIES BORN TODAY, I HAVE A TRACKER AT THE HOSPITAL SPECIFICALLY FOR THAT
>TYRONE NO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCK MY WIFE FOR FREE, THIS IS LITERALLY SLAVERY, THIS IS WHY I BUY EVERY JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA RECORD WHEN THEY DROP AND ALSO BUY EXCLUSIVE VINYL OF LOVELESS WITH 'TOUCHED' EXCLUDED BECAUSE IT RUINS THAT PIECE OF AWESOMESAUCE EPICNESS
>WELL GUESS WE'LL DO IT THE OLD FASHIONED WAY, GUESS I NEED TO STEAL FROM HOMELESS WHITE PEOPLE AGAIN, I DON'T FEEL BAD SINCE I KNOW THEY DESERVED IT. THEY SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MORE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA
>OY VEY, FUCKING GOYIM, HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CANONIZE SIMON OF TRENT AS A SAINT, YOU FUCKING GOYS, WHAT'S SO WRONG WITH EATING PEOPLE? YOU FUCKING ANTISEMTIIC RACIST GOYS ARE ALWAYS ABORTING YOUR OWN CHILDREN, SO WHATS THE MATTER IF WE EAT ONE OR A HUNDRED? ITS NO WORSE THAN A MOTHER (the one meant to protect the life of her own children) TELLING A DOCTOR (the one meant to preserve health and life) TO KILL HER OWN CHILDREN.
>YOU FUCKING GOYS ARE SIMPLY ANTISEMITIC, GET STABBED TO DEATH BY AN IMMIGRANT (which we zealously fiscally pushed for him to coming into your country) WHILE GETTING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND LOVELESS (with touched excluded) BLASTED IN YOUR EAR AT 200 DB AS PUNISHMENT
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>Object Class: Keter
>Special Containment Procedures: SCP-069 is currently uncontained. Speakers have been set up across the North American continent set to play MBV - Touched in case of widespread outbreak.
>Description: SCP-069 refers to the individual hereafter known as Jefre Cantu-Ledesma. Jefre Cantu-Ledesma's music, when played to Caucasian males that identify with left-leaning social ideologies, causes intense fervor, lust, and a desire to have Caucasian females, often said males' own partners, sexually procreate with black males, who are dubbed 'Tyrone'. It is currently unknown if Jefre Cantu-Ledesma is aware of this phenomenon.
>Interview Log:
>Subject is placed in chamber with his spouse of 4 years and an African-American male.
>Jefre Cantu-Ledesma's music comes on the speaker.
>Subject: JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA??....WHILE TYRONE FUCKS MY WIFE?? EPIC!!!!
>Subject grows a beard, glasses, and begins drinking a bottle of onions milk on his person.
>The black man begins having sex with subject's wife.
>MBV - Touched begins playing over the speakers.
>Subject: I..IS THAT MY FUCKING BLOODY VALENTINE?? TYRONE YOU BLACK NIGGER FUCK I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU APE SUBHUMAN NIGGER
>The black man walks over and [DATA EXPUNGED]
>[INTERVIEW LOST]
>OH MY GOD TYRONE, IS THAT FUCKING K-POP? I MEAN I DONT MIND IT IF IT'S FOR SOME DOWNTIME WHILE I GO MAKE US SOME DRINKS WHILE YOU REST AFTER FUCKING MY WIFE FOR A WHILE BUT WE'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA (or loveless with touched excluded, of course) WHILE YOU FUCK HER. SIGH, WHAT A DUMB FUCKING NIGGER, HE CAN'T EVEN ELIMINATE A FEW SIMPLE FUCKING SONGS FROM THE PLAYLIST, CAN'T BELIEVE THE WHOLE QUALITY OF EDUCATION WAS BROUGHT DOWN JUST TO ACCOMODATE THESE DUMB FUCKING NIGGERS THROUGH AFFIRMATIVE ACTION. H-H-HOLD ONE, IS THAT FUCKING T-T-TOUCHED? TYRONE, YOU LITERALLY DID THIS ON PURPOSE FUCKING DIDN'T YOU? OH MY GOD TYRONE WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING SON OF A METH ADDICTED NIGGER WHORE, WHY ARE YOU SO HELL BENT ON LISTENING TO THIS AWFUL TRACK WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>ALRIGHT TYRONE I'VE FINALLY DONE IT, I'VE DEVELOPED A VISOR TO SEE ALL WHITE PEOPLE AS DONALD DRUMPF, NOW THIS WILL ALLOW ME TO GUN DOWN ALL THE FILTHBREED MULATTOS AND MUTTS ALONG WITH THE CUMSKINS SO THE LEGACY OF THE BLACK RACE WILL LIVE ON FOREVER, PLUS IT ALSO BLASTS JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA INTO MY EARS WHILE I'M DOING IT SO I CAN IMAGINE I'M KICKSTARTING THE COMMUNIST REVOLUTION
>T-TYRONE...WHY DO YOU APPEAR AS TRUMP YOU FUCKING NIGGER, TYRONE YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE A PURE BREED AFRICAN, I WAS GOING TO USE YOU TO MAKE BEAUTIFUL BLACK BABIES THAT ARE GENETICALLY SUPERIOR TO WHITE 'PEOPLE' AND WE COULD ERADICATE MBV - TOUCHED FROM LOVELESS!!! OH WELL *blows tyrone's head off* GOOD THING MY JEWISH NEIGHBOR HAS AN INFINITE SUPPLY OF THOSE, NOW VIVA LA REVOLUCCION COMRADES
>WOW, AWESOME. YEAH! THAT'S IT TYRONE, FUCK MY WIFE TO THE RYTHM OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA. YEAH, THAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD. HUH, WAIT A SECOND, YOUR EARS SEEM A LITTLE STRANGE, HOLD ON LET ME TAKE A CLOSER LOOK. WHAT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, IS THAT A BROWN BUD TYRONE? WHY WOULD YOU HIDE THE BUD, WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
>WHA THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING TOUCHED FROM LOVELESS TYRONE? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, HOW COULD YOU FUCKING LISTEN TO TOUCHED WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE, WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF PUTTING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ON IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA LISTEN TO HIM WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE. OH MY GOD, YOU FUCKING NIGGER, NOW I KNOW WHY WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER GIVEN YOU FUCKING NIGGERS ANY RIGHTS, I SHOULD BRING THE FUCKING WHIP OUT AND SLASH YOUR ASS WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE FOR PULLING SHIT LIKE THIS YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
>OH MY GOD TYRONE, THEY'RE FINALLY BORN. I MADE SURE THEY LISTENED TO A LOT OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE THEY WERE STILL IN MY WIFE'S WOMB, SO I'M SURE THEY'LL ENJOY HIS MUSIC ONCE THEY GROW UP.
>THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS MIRACLE, TYRONE!
>JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA?
>WHILE TYRONE FUCKS MY WIFE?!?
>EPIC!!!!!!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>OMG OMG OMG OMG I FUCKING LOVE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA SO FUCKING MUCH HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS SO FUCKING OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>MAKES ME WANT TO DILATE AND WATCH TYRONE FUCK MY WIFE TO NOT "Touched" FROM LOVELESS HUFF, HUFF, HUFF
>TYRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME QUICK IT'S THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT MEANS ITS FUCK MY WIFE TIME TO JEFRE-CANTU LEDESMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>HUFF, HUFF OMG I'M DILATING SO HARD
>IT GOES SO FUCKING WELL WITH MY FAVORITE FUCKING ARTIST JEFRE-CANTU LEDESMA NOT "Touched" OFF OF FUCKING LOVELESS AMIRITE MORTY????????
>WHAT'S THIS???? NO!!!!!!!
>TYRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE DOCTOR JUST MAILED IN THE RESULTS AND IT TURNS OUT MY WIFE ISN'T BARREN, IT'S YOU WHO CAN'T IMPREGNATE HER
>TYRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WE'VE BEEN TRYING FOR A BABY, WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL US ABOUT THIS???@??!??
>THIS TIME BRING YOUR FRIENDS TYRONE, NO FUCKING MISTAKES!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE GONNA GANGBANG FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK. AND WE'RE GONNA LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE WE DO SO. NO, NOT LOVELESS, I CAN'T STAND "Touched" ANYMORE. I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOU COMPLAIN, IT'S ME WHO IS CRYING.
>YOU *WILL* FUCKING GIVE ME BLACK CHILDREN TYRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>AND THAT'S HOW IT'S GOING TO BE, IT'LL BE ME, YOU AND MY DUMB WHITE WHORE OF A WIFE LIVING TOGETHER IN OUR LOCAL COMMUNE AFTER THE REVOLUTION, I'LL HAPPILY SPEND MY TIME DESIGNING UNIFORMS WHILE LIVING THE REST OF MY DAYS OFF IN THIS PARADISE EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW THAT LIFE IS POINTLESS AND IM SO DEPRESSED HAHA JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
>HUH? WHO'S GOING TO DO THE JOB NOBODY WANTS TO DO? WELL FIRST OF ALL THAT'S A LOADED QUESTION, REMEMBER TO EACH ACCORDING THEIR OWN SKILL TO EACH ACCORDING THEIR NEEDS, TYRONE, DUH. IT'S SO OBVIOUS.
>SHUT THE FUCK UP TYRONE, UNIFORM DESIGN IS AN IMPORTANT JOB TOO TYRONE JUST AS IMPORTANT AND EXHAUSTING AS CLEANING THE SEWERS OR CONSTRUCTION WORK.
>YEAH WELL YOU'RE JUST A DUMB NIGGER THAT NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE, THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T THINK IT'S GOING TO WORK THAT WAY. LET ME TAKE ANOTHER HINT OF THIS BLUNT AND REPLAY THE LAST JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA TRACK WE LISTENED TO SO YOU CAN FUCK MY WIFE. YOU JUST DONT HAVE FAITH TYRONE, YOU BELIEVE IN DUMB OUTDATED WHITE GUY CONCEPTS LIKE HUMAN NATURE AND SCIENCE FORBID, SUPPLY AND DEMAND, LIKE THE DUMB NIGGER THAT YOU ARE. GOD IT'S 2021.
>OH MY GOD TYRONE, A SOVIET RAPES A GERMAN WOMAN THEMED PARTY WITH JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYING?
>EPIC! OH GOD, IS THAT A NAZI UNIFORM? FOR ME?!? FUCKING YES, NOW ILL BE ABLE TO ROLEPLAY AS A GERMAN WATCHING HIS WHITE NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE GETTING RAPED
>YEAH, THATS IT TYRONE, FUCK HER, FUCK HER HARD. YEAH, BEAT HER UP LIKE A REAL SOVIET WOULD'VE DONE TO A REAL NAZI WOMAN. I SAID BEAT HER UP TYRONE, BEAT HER THE FUCK UP RIGHT THIS INSTANT. YEAH THAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD, NOW TAKE THIS KNIFE AND STAB HER, CUT HER STOMACH OPEN SO SHE NEVER GIVES BIRTH TO ANOTHER RACIST WHITE PIG AGAIN.
>I SAID CUT HER FUCKING STOMACH OPEN YOU FUCKING NIGGER YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE HERE. *COCKS HIS FUCKING GUN: A TOKAROV, A TRUE WEAPON WORTHY OF A SLAVABOO BLACKED OBSESSED KEK, JUST LIKE THE AVERAGE /k/ POSTER* STAB HER FUCKING GUTS AND BLEED HER OUT OR ELSE I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT TYRONE. DO IT, DO IT NOW *blam* *blood coats the chocolate colored penis-shaped cake*
>*cum spurts out from the cuck's penis*
>fucking tyrone, you almost made me murder my favorite bull.
>now help me clean this up, it's time to look for another white whore to wife up.
>NOOO YOU CANT JUST DEMOLISH THE TWIN TOWERS WITH THERMITE AND KILL 3000 AMERICAN GOYIM AND BLAME IT ON FAKE TERRORISTS AND INVADE AFGHANISTAN AND THEN KILL EVEN MORE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS WITH OPIUM WHILE LISTENING TO TOUCHED BY MBV - THATS IMMORAL AND WRONGGGGGG!!! THATS LE BAD OK!!!!!!! NOT MY HECKIN TALL BOY STOCK TRADING TOWERS, GIVING ME A FRIGHTEN!! NOT MY FREAKIN DEAD AMERICAN 9/11 JUMPER MUTT GOYIM SUBHUMAN BEAST OF BURDEN ASBESTOS LUNG FIREFIGHTER LOWER THAN ANIMAL GOLEM LEMMING BARELY DESERVING OF CONSCIOUSNESS GODLESS CLAY MULLATO APOIDIC NIGGERS, NOT MY HECKIN EL MUTTARINOSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT MY FAT NIGGER CATTLE AMERICAN FELLOW SACKS OF SHIT BEING GROUND INTO DUST AND RECYCLED INTO THE PAVEMENT AT GROUND ZERO FOR THE FURTHERMENT OF INTERNATIONAL JEWRY!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU NEED TO LET THE BLACK MAN FUCK YOUR WIFE WHILE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND
>I LIKE PLAYING STUPID GAY FAGGOT MUSIC LIKE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA BECAUSE IM A STUPID FAGGOT DOODOO DIAPER NIGGER BABY!!!!! WAAAAAAH!!!!!! WAAAAAAAH!!!!!1 I NEED MY DIAPER
>ALRIGHT TYRONE IVE INVENTED THE INTERDIMENSIONAL GATE!! IT'S POWERED BY DEAD WHITE STRAIGHT CIS M*N AND IT WILL TAKE US TO THE IDEAL UNIVERSE, EVEN THOUGH THE LEFT CONTROLS 99% OF THE MEDIA AND THE COUNTRY THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH THE CONSERVATIVES ARE STILL CLEARLY OPPRESSING BLACKS AND GAYS
>YES ALRIGHT THE MACHINE WORKED TYRONE, LOOK THERE ARE SUPREME BLACK MEN EVERYWHERE PROBABLY DESTROYING PRIME WH*TE PUSSY AND MAKING BEAUTIFUL MUTT BABIES
>WAIT NOOOOO NOOOOOO WHITE M*N ARE THE BULLS IN THIS UNIVERSE AND BLACK PEOPLE ARE THE KEKS? AND THE MEDIA PANDERS TO WHITE P*OPLE? TYRONE NO STOP YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO BE A KEK YOURSELF TYRONE FUCKING NIGGER NO LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA DONT SUCCUMB TO THE KEK IDEOLOGY TYRONE ONLY IM ALLOWED TO DO THAT
>ALRIGHT IM GETTING MY SHOTGUN ILL SHOW THESE NIGGERS THE WHAT FOR
>TYRONE, WHAT THE FUCK? WHY IS Loveless' "Touched" BY MBV? I THOUGHT I SAID WE'D LISTEN STRICTLY TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU'RE FUCKING MY WIFE. TYRONE HOW COULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS TO ME! YOU KNOW I HATE THAT FUCKING TRACK, YOU FUCKING NIGGER TYRONE!
>TYRONE, HOW COULD YOU FUCK MY WIFE TO SOMETHING ELSE OTHER THAN JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA??!?!
>WE AGREED THAT HE WOUDL BE OUR SIGNAL ARTIST FOR WHEN I CAME HOME SO THAT I KNEW TO COME IN PREPARED TYRONE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST HAVING SOME DRINKS WAITING FOR ME TO COME PREP YOU AND INSTEAD I SEE YOU FUCKING HER TYRONE.
>YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE PROBLEM TYRONE? BECAUSE YOU DIDNT HAVE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ON I DIDN'T COME WEARING MY CHASTITY CAGE AND CAME TOO QUICKLY TYRONE
>THIS IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY WEEKENDS TYRONE AND NOW YOU'VE RUINED IT!
>TYRONE, YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
>TYRONE, IS THAT A FUCKING CROSS? A-ARE YOU A CHRI... CHRI... XTIAN TYRONE???
>TYRONE YOU SHOULD FUCKING KNOW BY NOW THAT CHRISTIANS ARE INTOLERANT CAPITALISTS PIECES OF SHIT TYRONE, WE NEED TO KILL THEM ALL. THEY'RE UPHOLDING THE REPRESSION OF THE PROLETARIAT AND FIGHT AGAINST COMMUNISM AND SOCIALISM MEANING THEY ARE NUMBER ONE ENEMY TYRONE. HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?
>I CAN'T BELIEVE I PUT ON JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND ALSO LET YOU FUCK MY WIFE WHEN ALL THIS TIME YOU'VE BEEN A CHRISTIAN
>I HAVE A CuCK FRIEND IN GERMANY WHOSE BULL IS A MUSLIM TYRONE. A FUCKING MUSLIM! HE'S SO TOLERANT AND COOL FOR HAVING A MUSLIM BULL! IF TELL HIM MY BULL IS A CHRISTIAN I'LL BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS TYRONE! A FUCKING JOKE! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TYRONE?
>IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT YOU LIKE LISTENING TO "Touched" IN THE ALBUM "Loveless" AND THE WHOLE OF CHINA GATE FROM CUL-DE-SAC, IS IT TYRONE? YOU HAVE TO HUMILIATE ME EVEN FURHTER! TYRONE, YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
>I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS, TYRONE! I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS BECAUSE OF YOU! HOW CAN I HAVE ANY SELF RESPECT? HUH? TELL ME WHAT SHOULD I DO TYRONE? PLEASE HECKIN TELL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>T-TYRONE...TYRONE IM GOING TO DIE PRETTY SOON TYRONE, ME AND MY WIFE ARE VERY OLD, THANKFULLY IVE HAD A GREAT LIFE WEARING MY KEK CAGE AND LISTENING TO MY FAVORITE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ALBUMS WHILE YOU FUCKED MY WIFE...I KNOW G*D ISNT REAL WUBBALUBBADUBDUB HAHA! SO LETS PASS INTO OBLIVION FORE-
>NOOOOOOOO WHAT IS THIS BURNING FEELING? FUCK NOOOOOO HELL WAS REAL ALL ALONG?? NO GOD I DIDNT MEAN TO SUPPORT ALL THE NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS THE LIBERALS BRAINWASHED ME NOOOO TYRONE SAVE ME GET HARD SO I CAN GRAB YOUR BBC AND I CAN PULL MYSELF UP TO HEAVEN. WAIT NO DONT PUT YOUR BBC IN MY WIFES PUSSY NOOOOOOO FUCK YOU BLACK NIGGER FUCK FUCK YOU TYRONE SPEARCHUCKING NIGGER
>OY VEY HOW DARE YOU RUIN SUCH A GOOD ALBUM LIKE LOVELESS BY INCLUDING "Touched" IN IT. IT'S SUCH A FUCKING HORRID PIECE OF MUSIC, I BET THIS IS HOW IT FELT LIKE WHEN MY ANCESTORS HAD ACCESS TO ALL THE YOUNG BOYS AND GIRLS DURING WEIMAR GERMANY, AFTER MAKING THE COUNTRY FALL INTO DEBT AS IS THE WAYS OF OUR PEOPLE, RUINING IT EVEN IF NOT A SINGLE SHELL FELL ON THEIR FACTORIES, THERE WAS NO REASON FOR THE STARVATION YET MY FOREFATHERS WERE GENIUSES AND MANAGED TO GET THEM LITERALLY STARVING. THEY WERE ALLOWED TO RAPE GERMANY'S CHILDREN LITTLE BODIES IN EXCHANGE FOR GIVING THEM A LITTLE FOOD, AND THEN THE EVIL NAZIS PUT AN END TO IT! THE HORROR! THE REPRESSION! GOYIM ARE FUCKING CATTLE WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO OPENLY SLAUGHTER AND EAT THEM IN THE STREETS AS IS OUR RIGHT AS G*DS CHOSEN. I'M GLAD THERE ARE MILLIONS OF IMMIGRANTS FLOODING EUROPE NOW. FUCK YOU FUCKING GOYIM HOW DARE YOU DENY US ANY OF OUR RIGHTS GIVEN BY G*D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT AND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA HELP ME COPE WITH SUCH A TRAGEDY!
>I-i'm s-sorry Tyrone but my wife brad, i mean briana has gone to PMF (pitchfork music festival) with her g-girlfriends......s-shes backing David Byr-
>SHUT THA FUCK UP COLONIZER! OH NO WHITEY CUNT I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS BUT YOU'VE FORCED ME
>please Tyrone, not that I'll do anything but that.....
>SHIT UP WHITEY BITCH, I 'ERD WHITE BOIS ARE GOOD AT GIVING HANDS FREE ORGASMS?
>*TYRONE pulls down his trousers and points his shit encrusted anus at leftypol*
>GET IN COLONIZER....OR AM I TO CALL THE NAACP ON YOU?
>Um, oh my diversity....w-wow tyrone you're a-anus is pretty dirty, you know it uhh it stinks
>SHUT THE FUCK UP WHITEY MY ASS IS FINE NOW CLIMB INTO IT BEFORE I PLAY MBV - TOUCHED AGAIN
>Gee tyrone I don't know a-about this
>YOU A PUSSY LITTLE NIGGA JUST LIKE YO WIFE EXCEPT SHE LIKES IT WHEN I FUCK HER LITTLE FAGGOT YOU BOUTTA GET BLACKED RAW SON
>Tyrone I don't know about this "anal vore" stuff I- I want out
>YOU DON'T GET OUT NIGGA YOU GONNA BE UP MY ASS AND YOU'LL ENJOY IT
>b-but how will i listen to jefre cantu-lede-
>WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>OH NO......NOT AGAIN!!!!
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TYRONE DON'T DO THIS TO ME YOU ALREADY FUCK MY WIFE TOO HARD NOOOO FUCK YOU NIGGERNGIGERNIGNRENRENREERNENRENENE
>AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>BRRRRRRRSSLALSLSLSLSLSSLSLSHHSHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHS
>*brap*
>turns 360 and walks away
>DID YOU SAY HECKING JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA?
>HECKING EPIC POGGY WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>IS THAT POGGY WOGGING HECKIN WHOLESOME CHUNGUS JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>I GET SO EXCITED ABOUT IT I KNEEL! I KNEEL FOR MY BLACK MASTER! WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>THE CLASS CONSCIOUSNESS REMINDS ME OF MY HECKIN BONGO RED DEAD 2 DISCORD CLAN.
>ITS SO HECKING COOL, JEFRE IS EVEN A COMMUNISRLTINO POG LORD JUST LIKE ME WHO TOOK THE KNEE FOR MR SAINT FLOYD (MAY YAKUB REST HIS SOUL)
>SUCH A EPIC POOGERS ARTIST I CAN'T WAIT TO POST THIS ON ®EDDIT!!! WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>#pogchamp WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>LET ME POST THIS ON MY TIK TOK!!!
>*SIPS TYRONE'S STALE CUM* AH YES NOW THAT TASTE I CAN GET BEHIND!. TIME FOR SOME JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND SÖYLENT, MY DUDES!
>T-TYRONE, HAVE YOU BEEN B-BULLING FOR OTHER COUPLES TYRONE? WHAT THE FUCK TYRONE!I DON'T WANT YOU TO UNDERPERFORM WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE, YOU NEED TO DEDICATE YOURSELF TO US ONLY TYRONE, HOW DARE YOU BULL FOR OTHERS! I BET THEY DIDN'T LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU KEKED THE GUY!
>OH, BUT THEY LISTENED TO "Loveless" FROM MBV WITH "touched" EXCLUDED? OK THAT'S NOT SO BAD THEN BUT ANYWAY YOU SHOULD BULL ONLY FOR US SINCE THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT THEY MIGHT LISTEN TO AND AT LEAST WE'LL STRICTLY LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA
>I WOULD BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE WHITE PERSON WITH JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA BLASTING THROUGH MY BUDS IF I COULD WITHOUT GOONG TO PRISON BUT I CANT BECAUSE IM SCARED I WOULD LOSE CONTROL AND KILL THEM. THEY ARE LITERALLY THE WORST PEOPLE TO EVER EXISTED. I WONT HAVE KIDD JUST FOR THAY REASON. THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF WHITE PEOPLE FUCKED OFF. IM THINKING OF ADOPTING AFRICAN KIDS BUT INSTEAD I MIGHT JUST LET MY GIRLFRIEND GET FERTILIZED INSTEAD. ITS QUITE LITERALLY THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS. WE ARE GONNA RAISE A FAMILY OF BLACK CHILDREN AND THEY ARE ALL GONNA BE MINE.
>ALRIGHT TYRONE I BROUGHT IN A NEW GUY TODAY, HIS NAME IS PANCHO HE'S SOME BEANER FUCK FROM BIDEN'S CONCENTRATION CAMPS I HAD IMPORTED YESTERDAY NOW IM PAYING HIM AND YOU TO DP MY WIFE WHILE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS. OH THANK SCIENCE FOR LATINKS PEOPLE COMING OVER THE BORDER AND STEALING WH*TE PEOPLE'S JOBS EVEN THOUGH I CLAIM TO ABOLISH PRIVATE INDUSTRY IT'S SO GOOD WATCHING WH*TE PEOPLE TEAR THEMSELVES APART OVER MARKET DARWINISM AND JOB COMPETITION. BUT SEE IM ONE OF THE GOOD ONES SINCE MY MEXICANS DONT STEAL HECKIN NIGGERINO'S JOBS LIKE SUPPLYING ME WEED OR FUCKING MY WIFE I HOPE ONCE WE DESTROY THE BORDERS WE'LL HAVE ARMIES OF LATINEEX PEOPLE COMING OVER AND RAPING OUR WH*TE WHORE SLUTS OF WIVES
>IMAGINE IF DURING THE RAPE OF BERLIN THE RUSSIANS HAD BEEN BLACK BULLS INSTEAD OF EUROPEANS!
>SADLY IT DIDN'T HAPPEN LIKE THAT, BUT OH WELL, I CAN LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND FANTASIZE THAT IT DID. I'D PROBABLY LISTEN TO LOVELESS AND FANTASIZE AS WELL BUT I CAN'T SINCE THE TRACK "Touched" WOULD RUIN IT FOR ME. THEY REALLY NEED TO REISSUE THE ALBUM WITHOUT THAT TRACK INCLUDED.
>TYRONE, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT DISCO ELYSIUM....
>TYRONE, IS THAT A FUCKING CROSS? A-ARE YOU A CHRI... CHRI... XTIAN TYRONE???
>TYRONE YOU SHOULD FUCKING KNOW BY NOW THAT CHRISTIANS ARE INTOLERANT CAPITALISTS PIECES OF SHIT TYRONE, WE NEED TO KILL THEM ALL. THEY'RE UPHOLDING THE REPRESSION OF THE PROLETARIAT AND FIGHT AGAINST COMMUNISM AND SOCIALISM MEANING THEY ARE NUMBER ONE ENEMY TYRONE. HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?
>I CAN'T BELIEVE I PUT ON JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND ALSO LET YOU FUCK MY WIFE WHEN ALL THIS TIME YOU'VE BEEN A CHRISTIAN
>I HAVE A CuCK FRIEND IN GERMANY WHOSE BULL IS A MUSLIM TYRONE. A FUCKING MUSLIM! HE'S SO TOLERANT AND COOL FOR HAVING A MUSLIM BULL! IF TELL HIM MY BULL IS A CHRISTIAN I'LL BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS TYRONE! A FUCKING JOKE! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TYRONE?
>IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT YOU LIKE LISTENING TO "Touched" IN THE ALBUM "Loveless" AND THE WHOLE OF CHINA GATE FROM CUL-DE-SAC, IS IT TYRONE? YOU HAVE TO HUMILIATE ME EVEN FURHTER! TYRONE, YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
>I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS, TYRONE! I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS BECAUSE OF YOU! HOW CAN I HAVE ANY SELF RESPECT? HUH? TELL ME WHAT SHOULD I DO TYRONE? PLEASE HECKIN TELL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SPAMMING BASEDJAKS ON /mu/ I CAN'T FOCUS ON MASTURBATING TO BLACKED.COM VIDEOS AND LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IF THEY KEEP MAKING THREADS WITH THEM
>You stupid transphobic chud... YOU DENYING SEX TO A BEAUTIFUL TRANSWOMAN LIKE MYSELF IS AKIN TO DIRECTLY MURDERING PEOPLE. YOU FUCKING CHUD YOU. I'LL GO TO THE CLOSEST CONVENIENCE STORE AND AXE-MURDER EVERYONE I FIND THERE WHILE BLASTING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA'S ENTIRE COLLECTION FROM A PORTABLE STEREO.ALL THEIR BLOOD WILL BE ON *YOUR* HANDS FOR DENYING SEX TO A TRANSGIRL. YOU'RE A MURDERER *dilates*
>T-TYRONE...TYRONE IM GOING TO DIE PRETTY SOON TYRONE, ME AND MY WIFE ARE VERY OLD, THANKFULLY IVE HAD A GREAT LIFE WEARING MY KEK CAGE AND LISTENING TO MY FAVORITE ARTIST JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU FUCKED MY WIFE...I KNOW G*D ISNT REAL WUBBALUBBADUBDUB HAHA! SO LETS PASS INTO OBLIVION FORE-
>NOOOOOOOO WHAT IS THIS BURNING FEELING? FUCK NOOOOOO HELL WAS REAL ALL ALONG?? NO GOD I DIDNT MEAN TO SUPPORT ALL THE NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS THE LIBERALS BRAINWASHED ME NOOOO TYRONE SAVE ME GET HARD SO I CAN GRAB YOUR BBC AND I CAN PULL MYSELF UP TO HEAVEN. WAIT NO DONT PUT YOUR BBC IN MY WIFES PUSSY NOOOOOOO FUCK YOU BLACK NIGGER FUCK FUCK YOU TYRONE SPEARCHUCKER NIGGER
>NGL JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS THE FINEST FUCKING MUSIC TO LISTEN TO WHILE YOU'RE GETTING CÜCKED
>TYRONE H-HAVE YOU...H-HAVE YOU NOT GOTTEN FUCKING VACCINATED TYRONE???? TYRONE HOW DARE YOU IT'S BAD ENOUGH YOU DONT WEAR THE MASK AND PLAY MBV - TOUCHED EVEN THOUGH IT RUINS LOVELESS WHILE YOURE FUCKING MY WIFE BUT YOURE NOT EVEN VACCINATED?? HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO TRUST THE EXPERTS YOU FUCKING NIGGER? DONT YOU REALIZE THERES A FUCKING PANDEMIC WITH A 99.98% SURVIVAL RATE GOING ON YOU SPEARCHUCKER PIECE OF SHIT??
>wait...hold on...SORRY TYRONE I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE BIPOC TRANNY FAGGOT REPRESENTATIVE I VOTED FOR APPARENTLY THE VACCINE IS THERE TO CULL AND DEFERTILIZE THE WHITE RACE, SORRY TYRONE FOR DOUBTING YOU, IM HEADING OUT TO GET TWO HUNDRED MORE SHOTS OF THE VACCINE. YOU BETTER BE PLAYING JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA BY THE TIME I GET BACK
>UMM... TYRONE??!!!?!??!?!?!? WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO FUCKING /MU/CORE????!!!!!!?!?!!?! THAT CHART HAS NO GOOD ALBUMS YOU FUCKING DUMB NIGGER!!!!!!!!! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BUILT THIS FERTILIZER TRUCK BOMB TO KILL ALL THOSE FUCKING WHITES RUINING AMERICA!!!! I GAVE YOU ONE JOB, BUILD THIS DEVICE AND FUCK MY WIFE UNTIL IT IS FINISHED AND IN THE END WE WATCH IT BLOW WHILE JEFRE-CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS IN OUR GETAWAY VEHICLE. WE HAD IT SO GOOD, THOSE WIVES OF THE DEAD WHITE PEOPLE WILL NOW BE SINGLE TO HAVE THOUSANDS OF BLACK BULLS TO PRODUCE MIXED BABIES WITH THEM, IT WAS GOING TO BE SO GOOD AND YET I CONTINUE TO HEAR YOU PLAYING 'NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL" WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE, AND FURTHERMORE, THE COPS ARE OUTSIDE MY FUCKING DOOR. WE HAD A FUCKING DEAL TYRONE!!!!!! THOSE DISGUSTING WHITE PEOPLE RUINING OUR SOCIETY AND STOPPING THOSE BLACK BULLS FROM HAVING BEAUTIFUL MIXED BABIES WITH ALL THE WHITE WOMEN HAD TO PAY!!!!!!!! WE HAD A FUCKING PLAN!!!!!!!
>t...tyrone?? I didn't pay you to post on 4chan and listen to loveless i paid you TO FUCK MY WIFE!! now go do that you dumb stinky poopoo NIGGER!!!! yeah i said it tyrone!! jefre cantu ledesma's music flows through my soul and my veins!!! i ain't scared of you nigga boy!!! jiggaboo! black sonsabitch! yeah come get me tyrone!! you may fuck my wife with your BBC but as long as you keep listening to touched y-
>*choking noise* ty-*choke* tyro-*choke*tyrone please let go i didn't mean to call *Choke* you *choking* please let go tyrone you're not a nigger-OWWWWWWWWWW no tyrone please nooo that's my last jefre cantu ledesma record nooooooo NOOOOOOOO DON'T TEAR IT UP NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN JEFRE NOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING NOOOOO NIGGERNNIGERRNIGERNGIERNGINIGER NIGGERNIGGGGGGGGGGGERNIGGER
>TYRONE, YOU APE, YOU ANIMAL, YOU FUCKING MONKEY NIGGER. GO CLIMB A TREE OF BANANAS AND EAT THEM YOU STUPID BABOON. YOU GORILLA. YOU UNEVOLVED HUMAN. HOW DARE YOU COMPARE LOVELIESCRUSHING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA, THEY SOUND NOTHING ALIKE! JUST BECAUSE THEY BOTH USE WHTIE NOISE IT'S NOT A FUCKING EXCUSE TO CONFUSE THEM TYRONE, NOW I HAVE TO CHECK THROUGH THE ENTIRE PLAYLIST. UGH AND I WAS REALLY GETTING INTO HOW YOU WERE FUCKING MY WIFE JUST NOW BEFORE WE HAD TO INTERRUPT IT LIKE THIS BECAUSE YOUR DUMB SUBHUMAN BRAIN CANT SEE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOVELIESCRUSHING AND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA. UGH, UGH. UGH!!!!!!!!!
>TYRONE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN STRICTLY LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA EVERYTIME YOU FUCK MY WIFE. I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO LISTEN TO IT WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE EVEN WHEN I WASN'T AROUND.
>OH MY SCIENCE. DO YOU REALLY NOT UNDERSTAND? THE POINT OF IT ALL? DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING AT ALL? TYRONE! THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU, AND THIS IS BIGGER THAN ME, AND THIS IS BIGGER THAN MY STUPID WHITE WHORE OF A WIFE. THIS ACTION, MY SUBMISSION AND YOUR DOMINATION, YOUR BULLING, IT IS NOT JUST AN ACTION BORN FROM A FETISH, TYRONE. IT TRANSCENDS ALL MATERIALISTIC REASONS. IT IS THE FULFILLMENT OF A PROMISE, TYRONE. THE PROMISE THAT EVERY WHITE PERSON NEEDS TO MAKE TO ATONE FOR THEIR SINS. IT IS ATONEMENT, TYRONE. CAN'T YOU SEE? HERE WE BECOME REDEEMED. BY ALLOWING YOUR SPERM TO INSIMINATE THE TOXIC WHITE EGGS OF MY WIFE, THEY BECOME PURIFIED, AND I, AS THE KEK, BECOME THE ENABLER OF THIS PURIFICATION PROCESS, IT'S OVERSEER, IT'S GUARDIAN, AS IT WERE, TYRONE. ALL OF THIS IS SCIENTIFIC BECAUSE WE KNOW GOD DOESNT EXIST SO IT MUST BE SCIENTIFIC BECAUSE IT JUST IS OKAY? APPARENTLY YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN SCIENCE BECAUSE YOU CANT SEE HOW JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS THE KEY TO THIS RITUAL. IT HAS PROFOUND MEANING TYONRE, AND YOU SHIT ALL OVER IT WHENEVER YOU FUCK MY WIFE WITHOUT JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYING. YOU KNOW WHAT, TYRONE? I'M STARTING TO THINK MY ANCESTORS WERE RIGHT IN ENSLAVING YOU; THAT THE CIVIL WAR WAS WON BY THE WRONG SIDE. I FEEL AS IF MAYBE MY GREAT GREAT GRAND-FATHER WAS CORRECT IN FIGHTING TO KEEP YOU DUMB NIGGERS ENSLAVED, TYRONE. EVERYTHING YOU DO SEEMS TO PROVE THAT YOU DO DESERVE TO BE ENSLAVED. IT'D BE MUCH EASIER TO FORCE YOU TO FUCK MY WIFE WHILE WE LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IF YOU HAD NO RIGHTS. AT LEAST WE WOULDN'T NEED TO KEEP LISTENING TO THAT AWFUL SHIT THAT IS "Touched" FROM MBV'S LOVELESS.
>Of course I listen to Jefre Cantu-Ledesma, how could you tell?
>Is...is that "Touched" I'm hearing? For the hundredth fucking time Tyrone, you have to put on the version of Loveless without that piece of shit in it. Gosh, I'm so fucking upset right now. This is it, you'll have to wear a condom the next time you fuck my wife. Also we'll be listening to Jefre Cantu-Ledesma, at least you can't go wrong with him.
>TYRONE, WHAT THE FUCK? WHY IS CUL-DE-SAC CHINA GATE PLAYING? I THOUGHT I SAID WE'D LISTEN STRICTLY TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU'RE FUCKING MY WIFE. TYRONE HOW COULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS TO ME! YOU KNOW I HATE THAT FUCKING ALBUM, YOU FUCKING NIGGER TYRONE!
>I'M SO FUCKING GLAD FASCISM GOT WHAT IT DESERVED. MILLIONS OF DEAD PEOPLE AND NOW EUROPE IS OPEN TO IMMIGRANTS WHICH MEANS MORE READY BULLS AVAILABLE TO FUCK WHITE WOMEN AND MUSLIMS WILLING TO KILL AND MOW DOWN THOSE FUCKING RACIST WHITE DEVILS (READ: EVERY WHITE PERSON ALIVE) LIVING THERE. HELL YEAH I'M GONNA PUT ON JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT! I'M SO FUCKING GLAD ALL OF EUROPE IS SO DEMOCRATIC AND LIBERAL! FUCKING SPAIN AND POLAND FOUGHT BACK AGAINST THE MUSLIM AND MONGOLIAN INVADERS LIKE FUCKING PIGS. IMAGINE IF THEY HADN'T??? WE'D ALL HAVE BEAUTIFUL BROWN MUSLIM BULLS TO SATISFY OUR WIVES INSTEAD OF OUR TINY WHITE DICKS. GOD HOW I HATE WHITE PEOPLE
>TYRONE? YEAH HEY TYRONE I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING, THIS IS MY PENIS, MY PENIS TYRONE! IT WAS 9 INCHES AND UNCUT BUT WITH THE HELP OF MY LOCAL RABBI, LOTS OF SOI GUZZLING, AND THE MUSIC OF JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA ITS NOW 3 INCHES AND CUT! IVE BEEN VIOLATED AND MUTILATED BY JEWISH HANDS TYRONE! MY COCK CAN FINALLY FIT MY KEK CAGE! ISNT THIS GREAT TYRONE?
>T...TYRONE YOURE NOT CUT YOURSELF? TYRONE YOU FUCKING NIGGER TYRONE YOUVE BEEN RAPING MY WIFE WITH AN UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU YOU BLACK SPEARCHUCKER PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER! SCHLOHMO, CHAIM CHASE AFTER HIM QUICKLY HE'S GETTING AWAY
>WOW IS THAT JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA? CAN'T BELIEVE I'D FIND A BLACK MAN WHO'S INTO HIM. HEY, HOW ABOUT YOU COME TO MY HOME, SMOKE SOME WEED WITH ME AND THEN FUCK MY WIFE WHILE WE LISTEN TO HIM?
>OH MY GOD ALL THE POOR COVID 19 DEATHS ITS SO SAD I LITERALLY CRIED WHEN MY DOCTOR TOLD ME TO WEAR A MASK! I KNEW I WOULD BE SAVING THE LIFE OF A PRECIOUS BLACK BABY DELIVERED FROM A WHITE WOMANS CUNT
>OH BUT YOU BET I TOOK THAT MASK OFF AND WENT INTO THE WHITE BABIES' WARD AND COUGHED ON ALL OF THEM. HOW DARE THEY EXIST THOSE WOMEN SHOULD HAVE THEM ABORTED THATS THE ONLY REASON WE GAVE WOMEN ABORTION RIGHTS IN THE FIRST PLACE. ALL THOSE FAGGOT BABIES PROBABLY WERE BORN BY THEIR KEK HUSBANDS PLAYING MBV TOUCHED, THANKFULLY MY LITTLE JAMAL WAS CONCEIVED TO THE TUNE OF JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA
>OMG LOVE IS A STREAM, SONGS OF REMEMBRANCE, STAINED GLASS BODY. IS THERE ANYTHING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA HAS PUT OUT THAT I CAN'T ENJOY WHILE GETTING KEKED?
>FUCKING RIGHTISTS NEVER READ, THEY'RE SO FUCKING RETARDED, THAT'S THE REASON WHY THEY'RE ANTICOMMUNISTS AND RELIGIOUS, THERE'S NO OTHER EXPLANATION
>ME? WELL, OF COURSE, ACTUALLY I UH, I CAME TO THE CONCLUSION AFTER I LISTENED TO MY PROFESSOR Goldberg RANT AND I MEAN HE'S A COLLEGE PROFESSOR SO HE KNOWS BEST, AND I CAME TO THE SAME EPIPHANY THAT KARL MARX WAS RIGHT AFTER SMOKING SOME WEED AND LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU FUCKED MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER, TYRONE
>SHUT THE FUCK UP TYRONE, WHY ARE YOU EVEN QUESTIONING ME? YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO COLLEGE AND YOU DONT EVEN READ, YOU'RE JUST A NIGGER WHO'S HERE TO FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND. NOW GET BACK TO IT AS I RESHUFFLE THIS PLAYLIST OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA'S MUSIC
>söylent bottles: checked
>asshole lubed: checked
>jefre cantu-ledesma playing from the speakers: checked
>I'M READY TO GIVE YOU MY BOYPUCCY TYRONE
>I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. TYRONE IS IN PRISON FOR SELLING DRUGS. WHO WILL FUCK MY ASS TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA NOW?
>HERE YOU GO, SIR. THIS EDITION HAS Touched EXCLUDED FROM THE ALBUM SO IT WON'T RUIN YOUR SESSIONS WHERE YOU ENJOY A BLACK MALE RAIL YOUR WIFE. MAY I ALSO SUGGEST JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA? HE GOES GREAT WITH BLACK ON WHITE INTERRACIAL KEKOLDRY
>WOW JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS SO FUCKING EPIC, LISTENING TO HIM WHILE TYRONE FUCKS MY WIFE MAKES THE EXPERIENCE A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER, I'M THINKING HE'S MY THIRD FAVORITE PERSON EVER, THE FIRST ONE BEING KARL MARX AND THE SECOND ONE BEING YOU, OF COURSE, TYRONE
>TYRONE THE DOCTOR JUST MAILED IN THE RESULTS AND IT TURNS OUT MY WIFE ISN'T BARREN, IT'S YOU WHO CAN'T IMPREGNATE HER
>TYRONE YOU KNOW WE'VE BEEN TRYING FOR A BABY, WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL US ABOUT THIS?
>THIS TIME BRING YOUR FRIENDS TYRONE, I DONT WANT ANY MISTAKES. YOU'RE GONNA GANGBANG FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK. AND WE'RE GONNA LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE WE DO SO. I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOU COMPLAIN, IT'S ME WHO IS CRYING.
>YOU WILL GIVE ME BLACK CHILDREN TYRONE
>NOOO SHOEGAZE NOISE DRONE MASTERMIND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS GOOD AND SO IS EVERY OTHER DRONE ARTIST WITH SHOEGAZE IN IT
>BEING INCOMPREHENSIBLE STUPID JUST MEANS YOU WERE PLEB FILTERED.
>STOBB POSTING I SAID YOU WERE PLEEEBE FILTEEERED!!!!11!
>ITS A METAPHOR FOR ALIENATION IN LATE STAGE CAPITALISM, THIS HOW 2021 REALLY FEELS
>AFTER THE REVOLUTION THEY'LL PROBABLY COMPOSE SYMPHONIES OR MAKE PEACEFUL AMBIENT LIKE WILLAMETTE
>BROOOO DID YOU SEE 6IX9INE GET DESTROYED BY PEWDS? THAT WAS SO EPIC AND WHOLESOME. HE RESLLY SHOWED THEM WHOS BOSS. IM GONNA GO CELEBRATE WHILE I TURN ON SOME “Jefre Cantu-Ledesma” FOR THE EVENING
>FUCKING YES, I DO LOVE JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA!!!! I'M WAVING MY UNTONED ARMS IN EXCITEMENT AT THE THOUGHT OF LISTENING TO A NEW ENTIRE ALBUM OF JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA MUSIC, MAN!! MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND SAYS I'VE BEEN A GOOD KEK LATELY SO HE'S REWARDING ME WITH 20 VINLY RECORDS OF EPIC JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA MUSIC, IN FACT THEY'RE BUYING IT RIGHT NOW, THEY JUST CALLED AND SAID THEY ARE ON THEIR WAY BACK FROM THE SÓY STORE AND THAT THEY HAVE A SURPRISE FOR ME!! I'M SO FREAKING EXCITED, I HOPE IT'S MY NEW KEK CAGE WITH THE ANTIFA LOGO!! I'M PISSING MYSELF IN EXCITEMENT BUT I CAN'T GO TO TO THE TOILET BECAUSE THEY TOOK THE KEKSHED’S KEY WITH THEM AND I'M LOCKED. BUT THAT'S OK BECAUSE I CAN FILL MY OLD EMPTY SÓY DRINK GLASSES WITH THEM. THEY ARE EPIC GLASSES WITH MARX'S FACE ON THEM. HAHA, YEAH, LOVE THAT GUY. OH WELL, AT LEAST I HAVE MY LATEST VIDEOGAMES AND SUPERHERO MOVIES TO ENTERTAIN MYSELF WHILE WIFEY AND HIS BOYFRIEND, WHO I CONSIDER MY BEST FRIEND, DRIVE BACK HOME. I HOPE THEY DON'T TAKE TOO LONG BUT HEY, I TOLD THEM THEY COULD STOP FOR SOME BED FUN AT THE MOTEL, HAHA. YEAH, I'M OPEN MINDED AND TOLERANT LIKE THAT. I WISH HE CONSIDERED ME HIS BEST FRIEND TOO, HE SAYS I'M ONLY HIS SÓYSLAVE AND A VERY SKILLED KEKMAN BUT I THINK HE KIND OF RESPECTS ME, OTHERWISE HE WOULDN'T GET ME NEW VIDEOGAMES AND JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA MUSIC OR PAY FOR MY VASECTOMY. OH MAN, BEING THIS EXCITED MADE ME SWEAT SO MUCH. GONNA GO POUR ME SOME MORE SÓYLENT IN MY SUPERHERO-THEMED MUG AND KEEP DAYDREAMING.
>YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE ACTUALLY SAYING YOU WOULDN'TLET YOUR SO FUCK BLACK GUYS WHILE STILL BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU
>THAT'S SUCH A BACKWARDS BIGOTED WAY OF THINKING, I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS GOING TO SUGGEST MY FAVORITE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ALBUMS FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO, SUCH EPIC MUSIC CAN'T BE WASTED ON A HATEFUL PERSON LIKE YOU
>OH VEY HOW DARE YOU HATE THE REPLACEMENT OF EUROPEANS IN EUROPE, THAT'S SO FUCKING ANTI-SEMITIC I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. OY FUCKING VEY IM GONNA LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA TO CALM MYSELF DOWN AND TRY TO INSTIGATE THE US T O ATTACK SOME RANDOM SHITHOLE NEAR EUROPE TO FLOOD IT WITH MORE RAPEFUGEES, FUCKING GOYIM DIE FOR YOUR TRANSGRESSION
>YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE ACTUALLY SAYING YOU WOULDN'TLET YOUR SO FUCK BLACK GUYS WHILE STILL BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU
>THAT'S SUCH A BACKWARDS BIGOTED WAY OF THINKING, I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS GOING TO SUGGEST MY FAVORITE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ALBUMS FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO, SUCH EPIC MUSIC CAN'T BE WASTED ON A HATEFUL PERSON LIKE YOU
>WHY WON'T YOU TAKE A TRANNY GIRLFRIEND, WE'RE TRADITIONAL, CAN COOK, CAN CLEAN AND LOVE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA YOU FUCKING TRANSPHOBIC PIG *dilates*
>OH MY GOD YOU DON'T KNOW WHO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS??? BUT I BET YOU KNOW WHO BEN SHAPIRO IS. THIS IS WHY RIGHTISM IS A FUCKING DISEASE, IT MAKES PEOPLE IGNORANT OF WHAT REALLY MATTERS LIKE HOW BLACK MALES ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITE MALES FOR PLEASING WHITE WOMEN AND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ROCKS WHILE TOUCHED BY MY BLOODY VALENTINE RUINS THEIR ALBUM "Loveless"
>OH MY GOD TRUMP ALREADY LOST STOP BEING RACIST OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YOU CAN'T KEEP BEING RACIST HE LOST STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT OH MY GOD I NEED TO LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA TO COPE WITH THIS I CANT BELIEVE IT
>OMG DUDE HAVE YOU HEARD SONGS OF REMEMBRANCE IT SOUNDS SO SAD BRO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS A GENIUS I LOVE NOISE AND NIGGER COCKS
>JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS THE TYPE OF MUSIC THAT SHOULD BE PLAYING AT BLM RALLIES, IT WOULD PROBABLY CONVINCE EVERYONE TO START KILLING WHITE MALES AND (only for the black guys in) RAPING WHITE FEMALES!
>TYRONE, THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING TIME YOU CONFUSE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WITH OTHER FORMS OF NOISE WHILE YOU FUCK MY ASS
>HE'S SPECIAL YOU HEAR ME? HE'S DIFFERENT, HE MAKES ME ALL GIDDY. NO OTHER ARTIST DOES THAT TYRONE, SO NEXT TIME I ASK YOU DONT EVER SAY IT'S ALL JUST "shit noise for dumb crackas" IT'S
>AH, THIS COLLAB BETWEEN JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA AND GROUPER SURE BRINGS BACK GREAT MEMORIES:
>BACK IN AFGHANISTAN. I HAD TO IMAGINE THAT MY BROWN ENEMIES WERE WHITE MEN. I COULDNT KILL THEM OTHERWISE BECAUSE THOSE MUSLIMS COULD HAVE BEEN BEAUTIFUL BROWN BULLS THAT WOULD RAPE AND KILL WHITE WOMEN IN ANOTHER LIFE WHICH JUST MADE ME SO SAD WHENEVER I ENDED THERE LIFE. BUT WHEN I IMAGINED THEY WERE WHITE MEN I COULD EASILY SHOOT THEM AND COMMIT WAR CRIMES, STOMPING THEIR FUCKING FACE UNDER MY BOOT AND KILLING THEIR FAMILY INFRONT OF THEM LOL.
>AS A PLUS SIDE I WOULD ALSO PURPOSEFLLY GET MY PLATOON MEMBERS KILLED, NEARLY DIED MYSELF WHILE DOING THIS LMAO. I REMEMBER HAVING TO SURPRESS A GRIN EVERYTIME I SAW THEIR PARENTS CRYING BECAUSE THEIR LITTLE TINY DICKED BITCH WHITE BOY OF A SON WAS DEAD THANKS TO ME hahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHAH AHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>OH MY GOD TYRONE IT FEELS SO GOOD INSIDE YOUR URETHRA WHILE YOU ARE FUCKING MY WIFE
>NOW TO LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ON THIS IPOD NANO I TOOK WITH ME
>W-WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS MY BLOODY VALENTINE AAAARRRGGGHHHHH TYRONE YOU FUCKING NIGGER GET ME THE FRICK OUT HERE RIGHT NOW
>WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? STOP DRINKING THAT MONSTER ENERGY ULTRA WHITE YOU FUCKING BABOON NIGGER YOU'LL HAVE KIDNEY STONES
>AAAGGHH AGHHHH FUUUCK HERE THEY COME AAAGGHHHH RIGHT IN MY EYE NOOOOO WHY ARE YOU HURTING YOURSELF JUST TO HURT ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT AAAAGHDHHDHDDJDHHFEINBC
>WHAT THE FUCK TYRONE, IS THAT FUCKING TOUCHED AND ISABEL'S DREAM PLAYING AT THE SAME TIME WHILE YOU'RE FUCKING MY WIFE TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA??? OH MY GOD *bLAAAAAAARGH* UGFH, PUFF, PUFF PUFF, SO FUCKING GROSSED I PUKED, FUCKING TYRONE WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS. WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. I KNOW, *grabs his wife by the fucking hair and starts drowning her on his puke* STUPID FUCKING BITCH, YOU FUCKING DID THIS TO ME, IF IT WEREN'T FOR FUCKING WHITE WHORES LIKE YOU OPENING YOUR LEGS TO FAGGOT WHITE MEN THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN NO WHITE BOYS TO MAKE THIS FAGGOT SHIT MUSIC
>DIE YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH, DIE, TYRONE GRAB HER BY HER FUCKING HANDS SO SHE STOPS TRYING TO BREATHE
>OH MY GOD IS THAT FELICIA ATKINSON IN COLLAB WITH JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA??? OH MY GOD SO FUCKING EPIC OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE TYPE OF MUSIC I WANT TO BE PLAYED IN (exclusively white people) ABORTION CLINICS. IT JUST SOUNDS SO FUCKING MAJESTIC, IT'S THE GREATEST OST TO A FUTURE SNUFF FILM ABOUT HECKING WHITE BABIES GETTING MURDERED
>THIS IS WHAT LOVELESS' WOULD'VE BEEN IF THEY HADN'T INCLUDED TOUCHED IN IT
>TRYONE...WHEN THE METROID DREAD OST REACHES THE E.M.M.I CHASE THEME INEED YOU TO DROP THE CASSETTE PLAYER IN THE BATHTUB OK??? ARE YOU READY??
>HERE IT COMES...HMMM...HMMMRRR....OHHNNN....HNN-
>...
>tryone...
>TYRONE ONIONS DOESN'T CONDUCT EKETCRICITY YOU RETARDED BABOON BLACK NIGGER
>OPEN THE FUCKING BATHROOM DOOR GRRRAHHH STOP FUCKING MY WIFE AND OPEN THIS DOOR!!! YOU CAN INSEMINATE HER LATER
>I JUST WANT TO CARVE A LITTLE "N" ON YOUR FOREHEAD TRYONE HAHAHAHAHAHAGGGGHGGG
>OKAY TYRONE ITS THAT TIME OF THE WEEK AGAIN, GET THE KEY FOR MY KEK CAGE SO I CAN PLEASURE MYSELF WHILE YOU FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE AS I LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA. WAIT A SECOND....
>TYRONE WHAT THE FUCK, WAS THAT YOUR SISTER DATING A W
... A W-W.... A WH*TE MAN?
>TYRONE YOU KNOW THAT LETTING WH*TE MEN BREED WITH WOMEN OF COLOR IS THE WORST SIN BLACK PEOPLE CAN DO, DO YOU WANT TO BE COLONIZED TYRONE? YOU WANT THEM TO CREATE SLAVES OUT OF YOUR BLOOD FOR THE NEXT CENTURY ALL OVER AGAIN TYRONE????
>OH MY SCIENCE, THIS IS WORSE THAN THAT TIME WHEN I BOUGHT THAT LOVELESS ALBUM AND I LISTENED TO "Touched" WHICH COMPLETELY RUINED THAT EPIC PIECE OF AWESOME SAUCENESS!!
>YOU CANT ALLOW THIS SHIT TYRONE, ONLY BLACK BULLS ARE ALLOWED TO MIX BREED WITH WHITE NAZI WOMEN WHILE THEIR HUSBANDS WATCH JUST LIKE THE SOVIETS WHO WERE ATTACKING THE NAZI VILLAGES IN WW2
>TYRONE YOU HAVE TO KILL YOUR NIGGER OF A SISTER RIGHT NOW BEFORE SHE GETS IMPREGNATED BY THAT NAZI, YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE YOU FUCKING NIGGER, KILL HER RIGHT NOW. YOU MUST DO IT TO SAVE YOUR RACE.
>BE A HERO, TYRONE, BE A HERO!
>OH MY SCIENCE, NEW JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ALBUM JUST DROPPED!!!! THIS SHIT IS FIRE YO!!!!!!!!!!!
>BUT I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE, UGH, I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE I NEEDED TO PIRATE IT INSTEAD OF BUYING IT LIKE ANY GOOD CORPORATE CONSOOMING KEK WOULD, BUT EVER SINCE I VOTED FOR THAT EXTREME LEFTIST MAYOR, THE WAGES FOR ALL WH*TES WAS CUT BY 75%, SO I BARELY HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT TO PAY TYRONE TO FUCK MY WIFE. AT LEAST I OWNED THE CHUDS WITH THAT ONE, THOUGH.
>OH MY SCIENCE, TYRONE!!! I JUST SPOKE WITH MY JEWISH NEIGHBOR AND HE SAID HE'S GONNA MAKE THE US ARMY ATTACK ANOTHER SHITHOLE NEAR EUROPE AND FLOOD EUROPEAN COUNTRIES WITH EVEN MORE RAPEFUGEES!! THIS MEANS THAT, WHILE THE WH*TES IN AMERICA ARE CONSTANTLY GIVING THEIR WOMEN TO BLACK BULLS TO CREATE MUTT CHILDREN, THE WH*TES IN EUROPE ARE CONSTANTLY BEING REPLACED BY THE POC IMMIGRANTS. THIS IS SO HECKING EPIC!!!!! WE WH*TE PEOPLE DESERVE TO BE DRIVEN EXTINCT SINCE WE SHARE BASICALLY ALL OF OUR DNA WITH HITLER AND THEREFORE WE'RE ALL NAZIS, AND WE ALSO CAN'T SING OR DANCE LIKE NIG- I MEAN BLACK ARYANS DO. WE WH*TE PEOPLE SHOULD JUST WEAR KEK CAGES AND GIVE ALL OUR WOMEN TO BLACK BULLS LIKE I DO
>I'M SO HAPPY THAT WH*TE PEOPLE ARE GETTING RELACED, I'M GONNA TOAST MY GLASS OF HOT SAUCE TO IT TONIGHT WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE AND I PLAY ON MY NINTENDO SWITCH AS THE NEWEST ALBUM OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!!!!!!!!
>OH GREAT, DINNER IS SERVED HUH? YOU KNOW HAVING A DUMB WHORE OF A WHITE WIFE ISN'T ALL THAT BAD TYRONE, AT LEAST THIS ROASTIE CAN COOK.
>OKAY LET'S ENJOY OURSELVES BEFORE WE GO UPSTAIRS AND PUT ON JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA SO YOU CAN FUCK MY WIFE.
>*om nom nom nom*
>:...?
>wh-WHAT? WHAT'S THIS? IS THIS F-F-F-F-F-FUCFKCING BEEF? YOU MADE FUCKING BEEF YOU FUCKING WHORE? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND??????? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO ONLY EAT THE BUGS NOW TO FIGHT CLIMATE CHANGE? WHY ELSE DO YOU THINK I WOULD LET TYRONE BREED YOU (aside from absolutely fucking loving being a giant fucking cuckhold like the average GY!BE fan), WE CAN'T AFFORD ANY MORE WHITE PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET SINCE THERE WILL BE NOTHING FOR THE REST OF NIGGERKIND, THEY DESERVE THIS WOLRD MORE THAN WE DO
>*smack smack smack* TAKE THAT YOU STUPID BITCH, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR FUCKING WITH MY BEAUTIFUL UNBORN BLACK GRANDCHILDREN. HUH, IT WAS TYRONE'S IDEA TO EAT BEEF? AS IF I'D BELIEVE YOUR LYING WHITE WHORE MOUTH, FUCKING BITCH I'LL CUT YOUR FUCKING TONGUE OUT. TYRONE! FUCK HER ASS DRY RIGHT THIS INSTANT WHILE I FUCKING POKE HER EYES OUT, LYING ASS BTICH DESERVES IT FOR DESTROYING THIS PLANET THAT IS MEANT ONLY FOR BEAUTIFUL POC PEOPLE AND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA'S MUSIC, SHE'S LUCKY SHE EVEN GETS TO EAT THE FUCKING BUGS EVEN ONLY IF IT'S JUST TO KEEP HER ALIVE AND HER WOMB USEFUL TO BREED MORE BLACK CHILDREN IN THIS WORLD
>OOOOOH, WHAT'S THIS, TYRONE? ARE YOU THAT INTERESTED IN MY ASSHOLE? WELL, WHO AM I, A LOWLIFE SUBHUMAN WH*TE MAN, TO DENY THE NEEDS OF A BLACK BULL FROM THE AFRICAN MASTER RACE. IF THE SLOPPY CUNT OF MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU ANYMORE, THEN, BY ALL MEANS, YOU CAN USE ME AS A CUM BUCKET. LET ME JUST PUT ON SOME GOOD OLD JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND THEN WE CAN-
>WAIT A SECOND.... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT ON THE STEREO? IS THIS FUCKING "Touched" BY LOVELESS!?!? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?!?!? TYRONE, YOU DID THIS, DIDN'T YOU? FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU DUMB APE, HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU-
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TYRONE NO DON'T RAPE MY ASS WITH THIS PIECE OF SHIT SONG PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TYRONE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>WHY YES I DO FUCKING HAVE A COLLECTION OF HOT SAUCES AT HOME
>HOPEFULLY JAMAL WILL LET ME POUR A HOT ONE WHILE DRIVING HIS FAT BLACK BULL THROUGH MY WIFE'S BLOWN OUT MEATBALL SUB PUSSY WHILE LISTENING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA
>OH MY F*CK MEGAN I KNOW YOU'RE OCCUPIED WITH TAKING MY GOOD BUDDY, JAMAL DANIEL-SHANIQUES' BLACK SUCCULENT THROBBING COCK RIGHT NOW BUT OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE I JUST DOWNED THE SPICIEST HECKIN CHONKERINI IN COURTESY OF MY COLLECTION OF HOT SAUCES
>SHAMAL I DIDN'T PAY YOU TO JUST STAND AROUND I PAID YOU TO ADMIRE MY COLLECTION OF HOT SAUCES AND FUCK MY WIFE you dumb fucking NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!
>YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT JAMAL!!!!! My HOT SAUCES flow through my viens!!!!!
>ain't scared of you nigga boy!!! jiggaboo! black sonsabitch! yeah come get me tyrone!! you may fuck my wife with your BBC but as long as-
>*choke* ja-*choke* jama-*choke* jamal please let me go i didn't mean to call *choke* you *choking* please let go jamal you're not a nigger-OWWW no...no jamal please nooo not my collection of hot sauces nooooooo NOOOOOOOO DON'T SMASH IT NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER JAMAL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN HOT SAUCE NOOOOOOO JAMAL YOU FUCKING NIGGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE FUCKING HAPPENING NOOOOO NIGGERNNIGERRNIGERNGIERNGINIGER NIGGERNIGGGGGGGGGGGERNIGGER
>WHY YES JAMAL-TYRONE-WARNER-JAMAQUAL-TYREEE-WASHINGTON I DO FUCKING HAVE A COLLECTION OF HOLY FRICKING HOT SAUCES AT HOME
>HOPEFULLY JAMAL, YOU WILL GIVE ME THE HONOUR OF LETTING ME POUR THIS LIMITED DISCO ELYSIUM HOT SAUCE DOWN YOUR IMPRESSIVE AFRICAN DINGUS AND URETHA WHILE WE LISTEN TO "whirling in the rags" THE LATEST HIP HOP SONG FROM THE SOROS FOUNDATION TRANS INSPO GAME "DISCO ELYSIUM" BEFORE HE PLOWS YOUR SIRACHA LUBRICATED TIMBUKTU EXPRESS DOWN MY INCEL CUNT TRANNY WIFE'S BLOWN OUT MEATBALL SUB
>OH MY F*CK MEGAN I KNOW YOU'RE OCCUPIED WITH TAKING MY GOOD BUDDY, JAMAL DANIEL-SHANIQUES' BLACK SUCCULENT SPICY THROBBING COCK RIGHT NOW BUT OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE I JUST DOWNED THE SPICIEST HECKIN CHONKERINI BY STRAINING THIS YOUNG BLACK BUCKS DOUCHE IN COURTESY OF MY COLLECTION OF HOT SAUCES
>SHAMAL I DIDN'T PAY YOU TO JUST STAND AROUND I PAID YOU TO ADMIRE MY COLLECTION OF HOT SAUCES AND FUCK MY WIFE you dumb fucking NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!
>YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT JAMAL!!!!! My HOT SAUCES flow through my viens!!!!!
>ain't scared of you nigga boy!!! jiggaboo! black sonsabitch! yeah come get me tyrone!! you may fuck my wife with your BBC but as long as-
>*choke* ja-*choke* jama-*choke* jamal please let me go i didn't mean to call *choke* you *choking* please let go jamal you're not a nigger-OWWW no...no jamal please nooo not my collection of hot sauces nooooooo NOOOOOOOO DON'T SMASH IT NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER JAMAL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN HOT SAUCE NOOOOOOO JAMAL YOU FUCKING NIGGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE FUCKING HAPPENING NOOOOO NIGGERNNIGERRNIGERNGIERNGINIGER NIGGERNIGGGGGGGGGGGERNIGGER
>TYRONE!!!!!! DID I EVER TELL YOU THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY, TYRONE?
>THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY IS NOT KILLING WH*TE PEOPLE AND EXPECTING THEM TO STOP BEING RACIST OPRESSIVE CHUDCELS. THAT IS WHY I AM PAYING YOU EVERYDAY TO FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE AND IMPREGNATE HER WITH YOUR BEAUTIFUL AFRICAN CHILDREN THAT I SHALL FATHER. THAT IS WHY I ALWAYS GET ANGRY WHEN YOU PLAY TOUCHED BY MBV WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER INSTEAD OF JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA WHITE NOISE, WHICH RUINS MY PLAN OF FOLLOWING THE LEGACY OF MY UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR GOLDERG TO ERADICATE AND REPLACE THE WH*TE RACE. WORK WITH ME, TYRONE! I CAN'T DO THIS BY MYSELF! I NEED YOUR HELP, AND YES, I EVEN NEED THE HELP OF MY NAZI INCEL CHUD OF A WIFE TO KILL OFF WH*TE PEOPLE AND KICKSTART THE NEW REVOLUTION, WHERE THE ONLY WH*TES ALLOWED TO LIVE WILL BE CUCKS SUCH AS MYSELF AND HOT WH*TE WOMEN TO SERVE AS CATTLE FOR ALL THE BLACKS, AS WELL AS THE OCCASIONAL TRANNIES WHO WILL KILL THEMSELVES BEFORE THEY REACH THEIR 30S ANYWAY. NOW HOP TO IT!
>OH TYRONE, A NICE JUICY BBC FOR ME? YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE, WAIT A SECOND PAL WHY DO YOU HAVE THESE WH*TE SPOTS ON YOUR BBC, HMMM WAIT WAIT WHAT WHAT TYRONE IM PEELING YOUR DICK OFF AND THERE'S A WHITE DICK HERE? WAIT HOLD ON TYRONE...YOU'RE...YOU'RE A WHITE MAN WEARING A NIGGER BODYSUIT?
>NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKK NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY BLACK BABY YOU FUCKING NIGGERFUCK JEW IT'S A WHITE BABY COVERED IN BROWN PAINT??? MY WIFE HAS BEEN RAPED BY A FUCKING WHITE MAN THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING MY WIFE GOT FUCKED. BY. A. FRICKIN. NAZI. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? THIS EXPLAINS WHY YOU COULDNT STOP PLAYING mbv - touched WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE YOU DOUBLE FUCKING NAZI FAGGOT I KNEW I COULD NEVER TRUST YOU. I CAN'T EVEN REFUND MY WIFE RAPING SERVICES AT MY LOCAL ANTI DEFAMATION LEAGUE GIFT SHOP BECAUSE YOU'RE WHITE YOU SICK FUCK
>THERES ONLY ONE WAY TO FIX THIS, IT'S TIME TO BLAST JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA FROM EVERY SPEAKER TO CONVERT EVERYONE WITHIN 50 MILES INTO THE SUPERIOR AFRICAN BLACK ARYAN RACE. IF I CANT HAVE BLACK CHILDREN ILL TURN THE WHOLE WORLD INTO NIGGERS
>TYRONE COME QUICK, MY WIFE IS ABOUT TO ENTER EARLY MENOPAUSE FROM YEARS OF BLACK COCK RAVAGING
>YEAH THAT'S IT TYRONE, FUCK HER, FUCK THAT EVIL ARYAN WHORE I'M MARRIED TO REAL GOOD! DESTROY HER ORGANS, MAKE SURE HER NAZI CUNT NEVER WORKS PROPERLY AGAIN! OH MY SCIENCE, THIS NEW WHITE NOISE ALBUM BY JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA THAT'S PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND IS ABSOLUTELY AWESOMESAUCE LIKE "whirling on the rags " IN THE SOROS FOUNDATION FUNDED GAME "Disco Elysium"
*some time later*
>TYRONE, MY WIFE TOOK A PREGNANCY TEST THIS MORNING AND SHE STILL ISN'T PREGNANT. I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT'S POSSIBLE, THIS IS LIKE THE 10TH TIME YOU'VE RAPED HER CUNT. MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST KILL THIS USELESS NAZI WHORE AND SEARCH FOR ANOTHER WH*TE WOMAN THAT YOU CAN FUCK.
>WAIT A SECOND....... TYRONE, YOU DIDN'T GET A VASECTOMY, DID YOU? DID YOU VASECTOMY, TYRONE?
>WHAT THE FUCK, TYRONE!? HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!? YOUR SOLE PURPOSE IN LIFE WHICH IS TO IMPREGNATE WH*TE WOMEN AND HELP GET RID OF WH*TE PEOPLE IS ABSOLUTELY RUINED!
>WHY THE F*CK DID YOU LISTEN TO ME TYRONE? THAT SHIT WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO TRICK OTHER KEKS LIKE ME! /r/vasectomy ISN'T FOR YOU!
>I CAN'T BELIEVE I WASTED SO MUCH TIME AND MONEY FOR YOU TO FUCK MY WIFE WHILE YOU COULDN'T EVEN IMPREGNATE THAT INCEL CHUD NAZI GQP STUPID WHORE! I'VE WAITED SO LONG FOR HER TO GIVE BIRTH TO BEAUTIFUL MUTT CHIDLREN THAT I COULD FATHER, AND NOW ALL MY DREAMS OF GENOCIDING THE WH*TE RACE ARE FUCKING RUINED!!!
>I'M FUCKING NOTHING, MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS!!! I'VE WASTED MY ENTIRE LIFE, AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU, YOU STUPID DOUBLE-CROSSING FUCKING NIGGER! IT'S ALL OVER, TYRONE, IT'S ALL FUCKING OVER!!!!!!!
>TYRONE...IS...IS THAT A GUN TYRONE???
>TYRONE DONT YOU KNOW THAT GUNS ARE EVIL AND USED BY FAR RIGHT INCELS WHO SHOOT UP BEAUTIFUL BLACK ARYANS. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST SHOT A NIGGA? TYRONE BLACK ON BLACK VIOLENCE IS IMPOSSIBLE AND WAS INVENTED BY TRUMP, IT SAYS SO IN THE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING OF THE LATEST JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA CD
>NOW GIVE ME THE GUN YOU FUCKING NIGGER. GIVE ME THE FUCKING GUN GIVE ME IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! YOU NEED TO HAND IT OVER TO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TYRONE!! THE JEW OWNED FAR LEFTIST KAMALA APPROVED NEOFASCIST LIBERAL CONSERVATIVE TWO SCOOPS GOVERNMENT!!! GIVE ME THE GUN TYRONE!!! GIVE ME THE GUN SO I CAN GIVE IT TO THE POLICE WHO I THINK SHOULD BE DEFUNDED!! WHAT? WHATS WITH THIS GUN? IT DOUBLES AS A STEREO THAT ONLY PLAYS MBV - TOUCHED?!!!?? TYRONE THIS IS FUCKING IT IVE HAD IT WITH YOU YOU SHITTY NIGGER *pulls out semi automatic* IM GOING TO KILL YOU HARDER THAN THE BLACK AFRICAN SLAVE OWNERS KILLED YOUR ANCESTORS YOU FUCKING APE
>TYRONE.... TYRONE!!!!!! LISTEN THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP FUCKING MY STUPID NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE FOR A SECOND AND LISTEN TO ME!!!! THIS IS URGENT!!!!
>I JUST CHECKED MY TWITTER AND I SAW THAT MY UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR RABBI EMANUEL SHAMSHEIL GOLDSTEIN SHARED AN ARTICLE FROM VICE THAT EXPLAINED HOW WE ARE ALL *LITERALLY* JUST THINKING, TALKING, HAIRLESS APES LIVING ON A SPINNING ROCK MOVING AT 1,305,100 MPH (YES WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THE METRIC SYSTEM CAUSE WE'RE AMERISHITS) AND IT'S ALL SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN!!!!!!!! *LITERALLY* NOTHING MATTERS, AND THAT'S BACKED UP BY SCIENCE, TYRONE!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO HECKING POGGERS AWESOME SAUCE!!!!!!
>YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS IS A GOOD THING, CAN YOU? OH TYRONE, YOU DUMB FUCKING NIG- I-I MEAN YOU POOR UNDERPRIVILEGED POC, JUST KEEP FUCKING MY WIFE WHILE I LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND LOVELESS (WITH TOUCHED EXCLUDED)
>OH TYRONE I'M BACK FROM REDDIT WHERE I WAS JUST DISCUSSING VAUSH AND DISCO ELYSIUM, I'M PARCHED. A NICE JUICY BBC FOR ME? YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE, WAIT A SECOND PAL WHY DO YOU HAVE THESE WH*TE SPOTS ON YOUR BBC, HMMM WAIT WAIT WHAT WHAT TYRONE IM PEELING YOUR DICK OFF AND THERE'S A WHITE DICK HERE? WAIT HOLD ON TYRONE...YOU'RE...YOU'RE A WHITE MAN WEARING A NIGGER BODYSUIT?
>NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKK NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY BLACK BABY YOU FUCKING NIGGERFUCK JEW IT'S A WHITE BABY COVERED IN BROWN PAINT??? MY WIFE HAS BEEN RAPED BY A FUCKING WHITE MAN THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING MY WIFE GOT FUCKED. BY. A. FRICKIN. NAZI. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? THIS EXPLAINS WHY YOU COULDNT STOP PLAYING mbv - touched WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE YOU DOUBLE FUCKING TRANNY FAGGOT I KNEW I COULD NEVER TRUST YOU. I CAN'T EVEN REFUND MY WIFE RAPING SERVICES AT MY LOCAL ANTI DEFAMATION LEAGUE GIFT SHOP BECAUSE YOU'RE WHITE YOU SICK FUCK
>THERES ONLY ONE WAY TO FIX THIS, IT'S TIME TO BLAST JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA FROM EVERY SPEAKER TO CONVERT EVERYONE WITHIN 50 MILES INTO THE SUPERIOR AFRICAN BLACK ARYAN RACE. IF I CANT HAVE BLACK CHILDREN ILL TURN THE WHOLE WORLD INTO NIGGERS
>TYRONE I'M TELLING YOU, THIS "EUROPEAN REPLACEMENT THEORY" IS THE HECKING BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO THIS WORLD OTHER THAN DISCO ELYSIUM AND THAT TIME WHEN THE SOVIETS RAPED ALL THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN OF THAT NAZI VILLAGE!!! I LEARNED ABOUT IT TODAY FROM MY UNIVERSITY TEACHER PROF GOLDBERG WHEN HE TOLD ME HE'LL TRY TO MAKE THE US ARMY ATTACK ANOTHER RANDOM SHITHOLE NEAR EUROPE AND FLOOD IT WITH EVEN MORE RAPEFUGEES. SCIENCE, I'M JUST IMAGINING THOSE BLACK/BROWN BULLS GOING TO EUROPE TO ROB, KILL, AND RAPE ALL OF ITS WH*TE INHABITANTS, THAT'S SO HECKING AWESOMESAUCE, TYRONE!!! I THINK I'M GOING TO ACT MORE LIKE OUR JEWISH OVERLORDS AND START RUBBING MY GREASY, FORESKIN-FLAVOURED CHEETOS-DUSTED HANDS TOGETHER WHENEVER I SEE A WH*TE MAN ON THE STREET OR AT A GAS STATION GETTING ROBBED AND KILLED BY A NIGGER AND THEN RIOT WITH MY OTHER EXTREME LEFT LEANING CuCK FRIENDS WHEN THOSE RACIST POLICE CHUDS TRY TO ARREST HIM FOR IT AND BURN THE ENTIRE CITY DOWN. FUCK ALL THOSE FRAGILE INCEL WH*TE CHUDS, I CAN'T WAIT TO KILL THEM, KILL THEM ALL!!!
>TYRONE LISTEN THOUGH...... EVEN THOUGH WE LIVE IN AN ERA WHERE 99% OF THE WORLD IS CONTROLLED BY AND PANDERS TO US LEFTIST LIBERALS, THAT IS STILL NOT GOOD ENOUGH. IT'S OBVIOUS THAT THE CONSERVATIVES AND CHR*STIANS (OR NAZISERVATIVES AND CHR*ST-STAINS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM!!!) ARE KEEPING ALL BLACKS, POC, POZZ BOYS AND GAYS DOWN AND THAT THEY'RE OPRESSING THEM EVERY DAY. THAT'S WHY WE NEED TO KILL EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM, NO EXCEPTIONS UNLESS THEY'RE WH*TE WOMEN THAT WE'LL KEEP AS BREEDING SLAVES FOR BLACK BVLLS UNTIL THEIR CUNTS ARE FUCKED DRY AND PROLAPSED!!. HERE, I BUILT THIS DEVICE THAT CAN READ PEOPLE'S MINDS. IF THEY READ A THOUGHT THAT SOMEWHAT ALLIGNS WITH THE RIGHT OR THE GQP OR LISTENS TO THE KNOWN FACIST JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA THEN THEIR BRAIN WILL EXPLODE RIGHT ON SIGHT (IT ALSO PLAYS MUSIC WHENEVER IT IS TURNED ON FROM HIT VIDEOGAMES LIKE UNDERTALE, DELTARUNE AND WHIRLING IN THE RAGS FROM THE CLINTON AND SOROS FOUNDATION FUNDED VIDEOGAME VIDEOGAME, "DISCO ELYSIUM"). THIS IS SO HECKING POGGERLY EPIC, EPIC! IF ONLY MY COLLEGE PROFESSOR RABBI EMANUEL SHAMSHEIL GOLDSTEIN (HE'S DEAD AFTER HIS ZIONIST GAY SEX COMPOUND GOT) COULD SEE ME NOW, HE IS AFTER ALL THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME ALL ABOUT WH*TE PRIVILEGE AND HOW WH*TE GENOCIDE IS A GOOD THING AFTER HE CIRCUMCISED MY PENIS!!!
>LOOK, I'LL TRY IT ON MYSEL- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING, WHY IS IT TRYING TO EXPLODE MY HEAD!?!?!?? I-IS THIS BECAUSE I SUPPORTED THOSE UKRAINIAN NAZIS!?!?? OH MY NATO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUT THE LEFT SAID I WAS NOW SUPPOSED TO BE AGAINST THE COMMUNISTS IN RUSSIA- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, SLAVI UKRAI.....HHHHY-HHHHTTTTTTYRONE SAVE M-ACK! *PLOSH*
>bbc bad even tho... um.... uh... sorry i forgot what i was going to say, tyrone just came in the room and i was distracted by the MASSIVE dickprint in his jeans. hiiiii tyrone~~!! oh, you're horny? you want me to suck your bbc right now? haha of course tyrone, anything for you. what else are white boys like me good for, except pleasuring bbc? thats it, take your clothes off... oh my god... tyrone its so big! how do you fit this in your pants all day? it looks so yummy... bring it here to my mouth. i'll just lick the tip to start... so salty and delicious. now i'll work my tongue down the shaft, tasting every inch of your manhood. mmm mmm mmm... and now for the main course... mmmmmmm..... intense sucking noises pauses how am i doing tyrone? am i good enough? no? sorry, let me- (tyrone pushes cobson's face back onto his cock) deepthroating bbc noise (muffled) tyrone you're cumming!!!! (cobson swallows all of tyrone's cum) yum yum yum!!!
>OH HEY, TYRONE. SORRY, BUT YOU CAN'T FUCK MY WIFE TODAY. YOU SEE, THE WHORE WENT AND GOT HERSELF INFECTED WITH COVID. I COULDN'T POSSIBLY RISK YOU GETTING NEAR HER AND GETTING INFECTED, SO I KILLED HER THIS MORNING FOR FAILING HER SOLE DUTY AS A WH*TE WOMAN, WHICH IS TO BE A CUM BUCKET FOR BLACK BULLS AND GIVE BIRTH TO THEIR BEAUTIFUL MUTT CHILDREN (PLUS SHE PROBABLY GOT THE COVID BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T GET HER 6TH BOOSTER SHOT SO THE BITCH DESERVED IT ANYWAY). DON'T WORRY, I CAME UP WITH A PLAN THIS MORNING WHILE I WAS LISTENING TO NEW POKEMON SCARLET & VIOLET OST BY TOBY FOX: WE'LL GO OUT AND LOOK FOR A WH*TE PROSTITUTE THAT WE'LL KIDNAP AND LOCK IN MY BASEMENT. YOU CAN COME AND FUCK/BREED HER WHENEVER YOU WANT TO WHILE I'M WATCHING. DON'T FEEL ABOUT IT SINCE SHE'S WHITE AND THEREFORE AUTOMATICALLY A NAZI. NOW LET'S GO!
>OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE STOP CRITICIZING METROID DREAD'S OST RIGHT NOW STOP RIGHT THIS INSTANT I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW MY WIFE IS GETTING VIOLENTLY RAPED BY TYRONE IN THE OTHER ROOM AND YOU'RE HERE ON /V/ CRITICIZING THE MUSIC I LOST MY BBC VIRGINITY TO YOU NEED TO STOP WITH THE ANTI DREAD PROPAGANDA RIGHT NOW CHUD BEFORE I MAKE A REALLY LONG SCHIZOPHRENIC POST EXPOSING YOUR COORDINATED CONSPIRACY TO SLANDER MY PRECIOUS DREADERINO ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE INTERNET CELEBR- YES TYRONE, JAMAL CAN COME OVER TO CREAMPIE MY WIFE AS WELL- CELEBRITIES THAT ARE IN CAHOOTS ON DESTROYING EVERYONE'S GOOD VIEW ON DREAD BY PAINTING THE SPANISH CÚCKOLDS IN A NEGATIVE LIGHT I JUST CAN'T HECKIN' BELIEVE THIS LOOK AT THESE CHARTS!!! LOOK AT THESE REDDIT POLLS!! LOOK AT THESE NUMBERS!!!! THESE SCREENSHOTS!!! THE DATA! THE SCIENCE! OH MY MICHAEL FUCKING MOORE YES THE SWEET SWEET SCIENCE PROVES DREAD HAS THE PERFECT ANTIWHITE MUSIC!!! DREAD INVENTED BBC! JEFRE INVENTED IGN!! DREAD INVENTED INTERRACIAL PORN! DISCORD!! LOOK AT THESE POSTS! I MADE THESE POSTS ON 4CHAN! GO AND CIRCLEJERK MY THREAD WE MUST STAND TOGETHER AGAINST MBV - TOUCHED!! TOUCHED, THE SCIENCE-DAMNED TOUCHED!! THE JEWISH QUESTION? LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!??!? UMM, SWEATY, YOU DO REALIZE YOUR ANTI SPANIARD BIGOTRY IS THE CAUSE FOR GLOBAL WARMING RIGHT? SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE!! LIKE ABSOLUTELY YIKES FOLKS WE WENT THROUGH 50 BILLION YEARS OF EVOLUTION ONLY TO HAVE DREAD SO WRONGF- HONEY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE JAMAL'S DICK I NEED THE MONEY FOR MY FOUR CHANNEL PASS- WRONGFULLY CRITICIZED ITS JUST UNTHINKABLE IN THE CURRENT YEAR DELETE YOUR POST RIGHT THIS INSTANT I HAVE REPORTED IT AND THE FACT CHECKERS ARE ON THEIR WAY I LITERALLY JUST CANT EVEN! YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK YOU WILL GET THE VACCINE YOU WILL NOT CRITICIZE DREAD YOU WILL BE ACCEPTING AND TOLERANT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF EVIL SHIT THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH BETTER PLACE IF PEOPLE LIKE YOU WERE DEAD
>I-i'm s-sorry Tyrone but my wife brad, i mean briana has gone to GDQ (games done quick) with her g-girlfriends......s-shes running underta..
>SHUT THA FUCK UP COLONIZER! OH NO WHITEY CUNT I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS BUT YOU'VE FORCED ME
>please Tyrone, not that I'll do anything but that.....
>SHIT UP WHITEY BITCH, I 'ERD WHITE BOIS ARE GOOD AT GIVING HANDS FREE ORGASMS?
>*TYRONE pulls down his trousers and points his shit encrusted anus at leftypol*
>GET IN COLONIZER....OR AM I TO CALL THE NAACP ON YOU?
>Um, oh my diversity....w-wow tyrone you're a-anus is pretty dirty, you know it uhh it kinda stinks...
>This i-isn't like hecking Disco Elysium.....
>SHUT THE FUCK UP WHITEY MY ASS IS FINE NOW CLIMB INTO IT BEFORE I PLAY MBV - TOUCHED AGAIN
>Gee tyrone I don't know a-about this
>YOU A PUSSY LITTLE NIGGA JUST LIKE YO "WIFE" EXCEPT HIS LIKES IT WHEN I FUCK HIS LITTLE FAGGOT BUSSY, YOU BOUTTA GET BLACKED RAW SON IF YOU DON'T CLIMB INSIDE
>Tyrone I don't know about this "anal vore" stuff I- I want out, contrapoints ans vaush told me to respect black bodies!
>and if I do-do it aand climb up your.........r-rose....I'll be a nazi chud incel who pollutes black bodies!
>YOU DON'T GET OUT NIGGA YOU GONNA BE UP MY ASS AND YOU'LL ENJOY IT
>o-okay p-ppraise yakub!, b-but how will i listen to jefre cantu-lede-
>WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>OH NO......NOT AGAIN!!!!
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TYRONE DON'T DO THIS TO ME YOU ALREADY FUCK MY WIFE TOO HARD NOOOO FUCK YOU NIGGERNGIGERNIGNRENRENREERNENRENENE
>AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>BRRRRRRRSSLALSLSLSLSLSSLSLSHHSHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHS
>*brap out leftypols hollowed out mummified, still living body*
>WOW, AWESOME. YEAH! THAT'S IT TYRONE, FUCK MY WIFE TO THE RYTHM OF RE2'S OST. YEAH, THAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD. HUH, WAIT A SECOND, YOUR EARS SEEM A LITTLE STRANGE, HOLD ON LET ME TAKE A CLOSER LOOK. WHAT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, IS THAT A BROWN BUD TYRONE? WHY WOULD YOU HIDE THE BUD, WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
>WHA THE FUCK IS THIS THE FUCKING OST FROM RE4 TYRONE? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, HOW COULD YOU FUCKING LISTEN TO RE4'S OST WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE, WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF PUTTING RE2'S OST ON IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA LISTEN TO IT WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE. OH MY GOD, YOU FUCKING NIGGER, NOW I KNOW WHY WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER GIVEN YOU FUCKING NIGGERS ANY RIGHTS, I SHOULD BRING THE FUCKING WHIP OUT AND SLASH YOUR ASS WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE FOR PULLING SHIT LIKE THIS YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
>OH MY DIVERSITY I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT ME AN PRIVILEGED EVIL WH*TE M*LE HAS BEEN GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE URETHRALLY VORED BY MY BBC BLACK BULL MASTER WHILE MY INCEL NAZI CHUD WHORE OF A WIFE IS AWAY BUYING ME THE LATEST JEFRE CD THAT JUST CAME OUT
>THIS IS EVERYTHING, I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW AMAZING IT WILL BE TO CLIMB UP TYRONES DINGUS AND GET TO WORSHIP TYRONES BBC FROM THE INSIDE?
>OMG THIS IS JUST LIKE LOVE IS A STREAM
>HEY TYRONE IS THIS AN ANCIENT YASHMALIAN RITUAL FROM THE BILLION YEAR OLD BLACK SPACEFARING CIVILIZATION WHICH WAS DESTROYED BY A RACE OF WHITE CLONES CREATED BY THE SCIENTIST MAGICIAN YAKUB?
>I NEED TO RESPECT TYRONES CULTURE!!
>I HOPE THAT WHEN ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE KILLED THAT THE MOST DESERVING OF US BIPOC ALLIES GET TO EXPERIENCE URETHRAL VORING!
>OH MY SCIENCE TYRONE IT FEELS SO GOOD INSIDE YOUR URETHRA WHILE YOU ARE FUCKING MY INCEL WHORE CHUD WIFE BUT IT'S BETTER HAVING THIS DINGUS TO MYSELF!
>NOW TO LISTEN TO JEFFE CANTU-LEDESMA/DAVID BYRNE'S S/T ON THE IPOD NANO I TOOK WITH ME
>W-WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS mbv - touched AAAARRRGGGHHHHH TYRONE YOU FUCKING NIGGER GET ME THE FRICK OUT HERE RIGHT NOW
>WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? STOP DRINKING THAT MONSTER ENERGY ULTRA WHITE YOU FUCKING BABOON NIGGER YOU'LL HAVE KIDNEY STONES
>AAAGGHH AGHHHH FUUUCK HERE THEY COME AAAGGHHHH RIGHT IN MY EYE NOOOOO WHY ARE YOU HURTING YOURSELF JUST TO HURT ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT AAAAGHDHHDHDDJDHHFEINBBC
>OH MY DIVERSITY I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT ME AN PRIVILEGED EVIL WH*TE M*LE HAS BEEN GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE URETHRALLY VORED BY MY BBC BLACK BULL MASTER WHILE MY INCEL NAZI CHUD WHORE OF A WIFE WHILE SHE'S AWAY PLAYING UNDERTALE AT GDQ WITH TOBY FOX!
>THIS IS EVERYTHING, I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW AMAZING IT WILL BE TO CLIMB UP TYRONES DINGUS AND GET TO WORSHIP TYRONES BBC FROM THE INSIDE?
>OMG THIS IS JUST LIKE DISCO ELYSIUM
>HEY TYRONE IS THIS AN ANCIENT YASHMALIAN RITUAL FROM THE BILLION YEAR OLD BLACK SPACEFARING CIVILIZATION WHICH WAS DESTROYED BY A RACE OF WHITE CLONES CREATED BY THE SCIENTIST MAGICIAN YAKUB?
>I NEED TO RESPECT TYRONES CULTURE!!
>I HOPE THAT WHEN ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE KILLED THAT THE MOST DESERVING OF US BIPOC ALLIES GET TO EXPERIENCE URETHRAL VORING!
>OH MY SCIENCE TYRONE IT FEELS SO GOOD INSIDE YOUR URETHRA WHILE YOU ARE FUCKING MY INCEL WHORE CHUD WIFE BUT IT'S BETTER HAVING THIS DINGUS TO MYSELF!
>NOW TO LISTEN TO WHIRLING IN THE RAGS FROM THE SOROS FOUNDATION FUNDED LATEST VIDEOGAME DISCO ELYSIUM ON THIS IPOD SHUFFLE I TOOK WITH ME
>W-WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS MY BLOODY VALENTINE AAAARRRGGGHHHHH TYRONE YOU FUCKING NIGGER GET ME THE FRICK OUT HERE RIGHT NOW
>WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? STOP DRINKING THAT MONSTER ENERGY ULTRA WHITE YOU FUCKING BABOON NIGGER YOU'LL HAVE KIDNEY STONES
>AAAGGHH AGHHHH FUUUCK HERE THEY COME AAAGGHHHH RIGHT IN MY EYE NOOOOO WHY ARE YOU HURTING YOURSELF JUST TO HURT ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT AAAAGHDHHDHDDJDHHFEINBBC
>OH MY DIVERSITY I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT ME AN PRIVILEGED EVIL WH*TE M*LE HAS BEEN GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE URETHRALLY VORED BY MY BBC BLACK BULL MASTER WHILE MY INCEL NAZI CHUD WHORE OF A WIFE IS AWAY BUYING ME THE LATEST POKÉMON SCARLET & VIOLET ALBUM BY TOBY FOX THAT JUST CAME OUT
>THIS IS EVERYTHING, I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW AMAZING IT WILL BE TO CLIMB UP TYRONES DINGUS AND GET TO WORSHIP TYRONES BBC FROM THE INSIDE?
>OH MY ZACIAN & ZAMAZENTA THIS IS JUST LIKE SONIA GETTING BLACKED WITH BACKGROUND SONG THE POKÉMON SWORD & SHIELD OST - WYNDON
>HEY TYRONE IS THIS AN ANCIENT YASHMALIAN RITUAL FROM THE BILLION YEAR OLD BLACK SPACEFARING CIVILIZATION WHICH WAS DESTROYED BY A RACE OF WH*TE CLONES CREATED BY THE SCIENTIST MAGICIAN YAKUB?
>I NEED TO RESPECT TYRONES CULTURE!!
>I HOPE THAT WHEN ALL WH*TE PEOPLE ARE KILLED THAT THE MOST DESERVING OF US BIPOC ALLIES GET TO EXPERIENCE URETHRAL VORING!
>OH MY HECKIN WONDERS OF SCIENCE TYRONE IT FEELS SO GOOD INSIDE YOUR URETHRA WHILE YOU ARE FUCKING MY INCEL WHORE CHUD WIFE BUT IT'S BETTER HAVING THIS DINGUS TO MYSELF!
>NOW TO LISTEN TO TOBY FOX'S GLORIOUS RENDITION OF THE GEN 8 OST ON THE IPOD NANO I TOOK WITH ME
>W-WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS pokémon black and wh*te ost - summer in lacunosa AAAARRRGGGHHHHH TYRONE YOU FUCKING NIGGER GET ME THE FRICK OUT HERE RIGHT NOW. I NOW IMAGINE HILDA GETTING FUCKED BY CHUD HI*BERT INSTEAD OF BY BLACK MAN WITH BBC
>WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? STOP DRINKING THAT MONSTER ENERGY ULTRA WHITE YOU FUCKING BABOON NIGGER YOU'LL HAVE KIDNEY STONES
>AAAGGHH AGHHHH FUUUCK HERE THEY COME AAAGGHHHH RIGHT IN MY EYE NOOOOO WHY ARE YOU HURTING YOURSELF JUST TO HURT ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT AAAAGHDHHDHDDJDHHFEINBBC
>*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
>TYRONE, LET ME INTO THE BEDROOM, I NEED TO TELL YOU ABOUT BLACK AND WHITE 2 ITS SO HECKING COOL, THE MAKERS ARE EVEN LEFTIRNO POG LORDS LIKE ME WHO TOOK THE KNEE FOR MR SAINT FLOYD (MAY YAKUB REST HIS SOUL)....
>TYRONE, IS THAT A FUCKING CROSS? A-ARE YOU A CHRI... CHRI... XTIAN TYRONE???
>TYRONE YOU SHOULD FUCKING KNOW BY NOW THAT CHRISTIANS ARE INTOLERANT CAPITALISTS PIECES OF SHIT TYRONE, WE NEED TO KILL THEM ALL. THEY'RE UPHOLDING THE REPRESSION OF THE PROLETARIAT AND FIGHT AGAINST COMMUNISM AND SOCIALISM MEANING THEY ARE NUMBER ONE ENEMY TYRONE. HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?
>I CAN'T BELIEVE I PUT ON POKEMON BLACK AND WHITE AND ALSO LET YOU FUCK MY WIFE WHEN ALL THIS TIME YOU'VE BEEN A CHRISTIAN
>I HAVE A CuCK FRIEND IN GERMANY WHOSE BULL IS A MUSLIM TYRONE. A FUCKING MUSLIM! HE'S SO TOLERANT AND COOL FOR HAVING A MUSLIM BULL! IF I TELL HIM MY BULL IS A CHRISTIAN I'LL BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS TYRONE! A FUCKING JOKE! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TYRONE?
>IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT YOU LIKE SHITTING ON JOE MERRICK ON TWITTER AND BEING ANTIDEXCUT, IS IT TYRONE? YOU HAVE TO HUMILIATE ME EVEN FURHTER! TYRONE, YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
>I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS, TYRONE! I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS BECAUSE OF YOU! HOW CAN I HAVE ANY SELF RESPECT? HUH? TELL ME WHAT SHOULD I DO TYRONE? PLEASE HECKIN TELL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>OKAY TYRONE ITS THAT TIME OF THE WEEK AGAIN! PRAISE YAKU, GET THE KEY FOR MY KEK CAGE SO I CAN PLEASURE MYSELF WITH MY COMRADES ON THE DISCO ELYSIUM DISCORD WHILE YOU FUCK MY INCEL CHUD NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE AS I LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA. WAIT A SECOND....
>TYRONE WHAT THE FUCK, WAS THAT YOUR SISTER DATING A W...H A W-W.... A WH*TE MAN?
>TYRONE YOU KNOW THAT LETTING WH*TE MEN BREED WITH WOMEN OF COLOR IS THE WORST SIN BLACK PEOPLE CAN DO, DO YOU WANT TO BE COLONIZED TYRONE? YOU WANT THEM TO CREATE SLAVES OUT OF YOUR BLOOD FOR THE NEXT CENTURY ALL OVER AGAIN TYRONE????
>OH MY SCIENCE, THIS IS WORSE THAN THAT TIME WHEN I BOUGHT THAT LOVELESS ALBUM AND I LISTENED TO "Touched" WHICH COMPLETELY RUINED THAT EPIC PIECE OF AWESOME SAUCENESS!!
>YOU CANT ALLOW THIS SHIT TYRONE, ONLY BLACK BULLS ARE ALLOWED TO MIX BREED WITH WHITE NAZI WOMEN WHILE THEIR HUSBANDS WATCH JUST LIKE THE SOVIETS WHO WERE ATTACKING THE NAZI VILLAGES IN WW2
>TYRONE YOU HAVE TO KILL YOUR NIGGER OF A SISTER RIGHT NOW BEFORE SHE GETS IMPREGNATED BY THAT NAZI, YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE YOU FUCKING NIGGER, KILL HER RIGHT NOW. YOU MUST DO IT TO SAVE YOUR RACE.
>BE A HERO, TYRONE, BE A HERO!
>OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE STOP CRITICIZING JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA RIGHT NOW STOP RIGHT THIS INSTANT I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW MY WIFE IS GETTING VIOLENTLY RAPED BY TYRONE IN THE OTHER ROOM AND YOU'RE HERE ON /MU/ CRITICIZING THE ARTIST I LOST MY BBC VIRGINITY TO YOU NEED TO STOP WITH THE ANTI JEFRE PROPAGANDA RIGHT NOW CHUD BEFORE I MAKE A REALLY LONG SCHIZOPHRENIC POST EXPOSING YOUR COORDINATED CONSPIRACY TO SLANDER MY PRECIOUS JEFRINO ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE INTERNET CELEBR- YES TYRONE, JAMAL CAN COME OVER TO CREAMPIE MY WIFE AS WELL- CELEBRITIES THAT ARE IN CAHOOTS ON DESTROYING EVERYONE'S GOOD VIEW ON JEFRE BY PAINTING THE GERMAN CÚCKOLD IN A NEGATIVE LIGHT I JUST CAN'T HECKIN' BELIEVE THIS LOOK AT THESE CHARTS!!! LOOK AT THESE REDDIT POLLS!! LOOK AT THESE NUMBERS!!!! THESE SCREENSHOTS!!! THE DATA! THE SCIENCE! OH MY MICHAEL FUCKING MOORE YES THE SWEET SWEET SCIENCE PROVES JEFRE HAS THE PERFECT ANTIWHITE MUSIC!!! JEFRE INVENTED BBC! JEFRE INVENTED FANTANO!! JEFRE INVENTED INTERRACIAL PORN! DISCORD!! LOOK AT THESE POSTS! I MADE THESE POSTS ON 4CHAN! GO AND CIRCLEJERK MY THREAD WE MUST STAND TOGETHER AGAINST MBV - TOUCHED!! TOUCHED, THE SCIENCE-DAMNED TOUCHED!! THE JEWISH QUESTION? LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!??!? UMM, SWEATY, YOU DO REALIZE YOUR ANTI JEFRE BIGOTRY IS THE CAUSE FOR GLOBAL WARMING RIGHT? SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE!! LIKE ABSOLUTELY YIKES FOLKS WE WENT THROUGH 50 BILLION YEARS OF EVOLUTION ONLY TO HAVE JEFRE SO WRONGF- HONEY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE JAMAL'S DICK I NEED THE MONEY FOR MY FOUR CHANNEL PASS- WRONGFULLY CRITICIZED ITS JUST UNTHINKABLE IN THE CURRENT YEAR DELETE YOUR POST RIGHT THIS INSTANT I HAVE REPORTED IT AND THE FACT CHECKERS ARE ON THEIR WAY I LITERALLY JUST CANT EVEN! YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK YOU WILL GET THE VACCINE YOU WILL NOT CRITICIZE JEFRE YOU WILL BE ACCEPTING AND TOLERANT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF EVIL SHIT THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH BETTER PLACE IF PEOPLE LIKE YOU WERE DEAD
>HEY TYRONE, GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE DOING WELL, I KNOW I LOCKED YOU FOR 6 DAYS IN MY SEX DUNGEON WHILE I DID MY EXTENSIVE SEX CHANGE SURGERY AND THERAPY, YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND TYRONE I DIDN'T WANT TO MISS YOU RAPING MY INCEL CHUD NAZI WIFE'S PUSSY, WELL NOW THAT'S OVER LET'S GET YOU OUT OF THOSE CHAINS
>WAIT NOOOOOO TYRONE YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO RAPE MEEEE!!! I MAY BE A NAZI INCEL CHUD WOMAN NOW BUT IT'S A TRANSPHOBIC HATE CRIME TO RAPE ME INSTEAD OF VIOLATING INNOCENT DEFENSELESS WOMEN WHO AREN'T ACTUALLY MEN THAT WANT ACCESS TO LITTLE GIRLS' BATHROOMS, EVEN ST. FLOYD WHO VIOLENTLY ASSAULTED A PREGNANT WOMAN WOULD BE DECLARED AN INCEL NAZI CHUD LIKE KANYE IF SHE WAS TRANS, AAAIIEEEEEE IT HURTS IT HURTS NOOOOO MY AXE WOUND ISNT BIG ENOUGH TO ACCOMODATE YOUR 3 INCH ORANGUTAN APE BBC TYRONE, GOD I'M SO GLAD THE SCIENCE PROVED BLACK DICKS ARE BIGGER THAN WHYTE BOIS, ALRIGHT WELL AT LEAST LET ME BLAST JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU DRIVE YOUR MEATBALL HOAGIE THROUGH MY LITTLE YAKUB, WAIT SCIENCEDAMNIT THIS IS mbv - touched, YOU FUCKING BABOON NIGGER NOW THIS IS EVEN MORE TRANSPHOBIC AND PROBLEMATIC
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AS A WOMAN I NOW FEEL MORE SEXUALLY PLEASURED WHEN RAPED BY TYRONE'S BBC, AAAAAAAA I'M COOMING *GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH* THE BUGS THAT CRAWLED INTO MY NEOVAGINA FOR A COLD DARK PLACE TO SLEEP WON'T LIKE THIS, I CAN FEEL THEM BUZZING AND I CAN'T DILATE TO LET THEM OUT NOOOO I LOST MY BOWEL CONTROL AND I'M SHITTING, AAAAGGHHH I'M SHITTING TYRONE *SPLATSPLLAAATSPLLLLATSPLAAAT* I'M GIVING BIRTH TO TYRONE'S BLACK CHILDREN AAAAAGGGHHH I'M BIRTHING BLACK ARYANS INTO THIS WORLD
>*RIPS FROM THAT FUCKING BONG* AAHHHHHHHHH MAAAAAAAAAAAAN, TYRONE, THIS SURE IS SOME FINE FUCKING ASS WEED. HONESTLY, SMOKING FROM A BONG LIKE THIS WITH SOME QUALITY WEED SHOULD BE MANDATORY BY LAW, WE COULD END HECKIN' RACISM AND WHITE SUPREMACY IF PEOPLE JUST SMOKED IT. I SWEAR BY SCIENCE THAT WEED IS THE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA OF DRUGS, ACTUALLY PUT SOME OF THAT SHIT ON, I COULD DO SOME LISTENING TO LOVE IS A STREAM. ANYWAY. WEED. IT'S THE HEALING FORCE OF THE WORLD. EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD SHOULD ENJOY IT, EVEN THAT STUPID BITCH WHORE NAZI CHUD OF A WIFE OF MINE SHOULD SMOKE SOME SO SHE REALIZES THE MISTAKES OF HER WAYS FOR BEING SUCH A WHITE WHORE AND REALIZE THAT SHE'S BUILT FOR BBC. AS A MATTER OF FACT, HERE YOU STUPID BITCH, SMOKE THIS SHIT. SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND TAKE A FUCKING HIT YOU STUPID WHORE BEFORE I FUCKING PUSH YOUR EYEBALLS IN WITH MY THUMBS. YEAH, THAT'S IT, YEAH SMOKE IT, WHORE. WAIT, HUH, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!! *grabs a nearby knife and stabs her in the neck* YOU'RE PREGNANT WITH TYRONE'S BABY YOU WHORE, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A HECKIN' HEALTHY BLACK STUD THAT WILL RAPE MORE WHITE WOMEN IN THE FUTURE AND AND FURTHER OUR PLANS TO EXTERMINATE THE WHITE RACE ONCE AND FOR ALL, YOU FUCKING WHORE WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING? OH, MAN YOU CAN'T TALK, OH LOL YOU'RE ACTUALLY DYING, THAT'S A LOT OF BLOOD. UNF, THAT SURE IS A LOT OF BLOOD, HEY, GET AWAY FROM THE FUNKO POP FURNITURE DON'T DRENCH IT IN YOUR BLOOD. DON'T GO TO GY!BE VYNIL COLLECTION EITHER YOU DUMB BITCH! YEAH, JUST DIE THERE ON THE FLOOR, YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT, RIGHT THERE. HMM. UGH. YEP. UGH, THAT'S SO MUCH BLOOD. WELP TYRONE, GUESS THAT'S THAT, SHE'S DEAD LOL, THE SAD THING IS THAT NOW THAT SHE'S DEAD OUR BLACK CHILD YOU BLESSED HER NAZI INCEL ALT-RIGHT KREMLIN ANTIVAX WOMB WITH IS ALSO GONE WITH HER. WELP, TOO BAD, IT'S ALL HER FAULT FOR SMOKING THIS WEED WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT.
>OK TYRONE I JUST GOT DONE CREATING MY TIME MACHINE WHICH USES DEAD WH*TE PEOPLE AND INFANT FORESKINS AS FUEL, COURTESY OF MY COLLEGE TEACHER PROF GOLDSTEIN. WITH IT I'LL BE ABLE TO GO BACK INTO THE PAST AND KILL 90% OF ALL EUROPEANS BEFORE THEY GET TO TRAVEL TO OTHER CONTINENTS (THE ONLY REASON I WON'T KILL THEM ALL IS BECAUSE WE STILL NEED WH*TE FOR BLACK BULLS TO FUCK). I'LL BE OFF NOW, BE SURE TO FUCK MY WIFE AND IMPREGNATE HER WHILE I'M GONE
>*later*
>ALRIGHT NOW THAT I'VE KILLED ALMOST EVERY LIVING WH*TE PERSON ITS TIME FOR ME TO GO BACK HOME. OH MY SCIENCE, I'M JUST IMAGINING THE WAKANDA THAT IS THE PRESENT WORLD!!! BLACK BULLS LITERALLY EVERYWHERE AND THE WH*TES ARE KEPT ALIVE ONLY FOR KEKOLDRY AND FOR CREATING MORE WH*TE WOMEN FOR BLACKS TO FUCK, WITH 95% OF ALL WH*TE BABY BOYS BEING KILLED OFF. THAT'S SO HECKING FUCKING EPIC!!!!! I THINK I'LL GET MY WIFE AND HAVE HER GET RAPED BY 10 BLACK BULLS AT THE SAME TIME WHILE THE LEGENDARY JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS PLAYING TO CELEBRATE THIS, IT'LL BE SO-
>WAIT A MINUTE.... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!? WHY ARE THERE STILL SO MANY WH*TE PEOPLE IN THE PRESENT!?!?
>YOU MEAN THE MEDIA IS NOW HEAVILY PANDERING TO THE WH*TES BECAUSE THEY'RE A MINORITY..... AND NOW "WH*TE BULLS" ARE A THING!?!?!?!?!?
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CANT BE FUCKING HAPPENING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO TYRONE NOOOOOOOO STOP WATCHING THAT WH*TE NAZI FUCK YOUR BLACK WIFE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING NIGGER HOW DARE YOU BETRAY ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>OH MY SCIENCE! SANNA MARIN DIVORCED?!? SHE JUST REVEALED HER NEW BOYFRIEND!!!
>WHO IS HE? HE'S AN ARYAN BLACK BVLL ISN'T HE? I JUST KNOW IT'S A BBC, IT HAS TO BE!
>OH MY GOSH I AM ALREADY GETTING EXCITED! PLEASE LET IT BE SOME TALL AND MUSCULAR BUCK! I BET SHE WAS FUCKING HIM WHILE STILL MARRIED!!
>IF HE IS I'LL JUST START HAVING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYING WHILE WATCHING MY FAVORITE BMWF BLACKED™ SCENE AND IMAGINING THE ACTRESS WAS SANNA
>...
>what
>WHAT!
>WHAT THE FUCK?
>IT'S A CUMSKIN?!? HER NEW BOYFRIEND IS A FUCKING WH*TE BELGIAN CHUD? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NAZI SHIT?
>THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY FUCKING LIFE! WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE A SUBHUMAN RACIST CRACKER? I THOUGHT SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN PROGRESSIVE AND NOT A RETHUGLICAN FASCISTOID WHORE! HOW WILL WH*TE GENOCIDE EVER BE COMPLETE IF THESE CUMDUMPSTERS KEEP SHITTING OUT WH*TE BABIES?
>I'M FUCKING RUINED! IT'S FUCKING OVER! I WILL NOT RECOVER FROM THIS! I NEED TO DO SOMETHING!!!
>WHERE DOES THIS WHORE LIVE? I WILL GO THERE! I WILL BRING TYRONE WITH ME TO SEDUCE HER! HE WILL IMPREGNATE HER AND TURN HER INTO A RACE TRAITOR AND I WILL RECORD IT ALL!
>I SWEAR ON JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA I WILL NOT REST UNTIL SANNA GIVES BIRTH TO A VIRILE ARYAN YAKUB!
>*BING* *BING* *YAHOO* *1UP*
>O MY BLACKED MEMBERSHIP! PLAYING MARIO ON MY SWITCH IS SO GREAT! THE NOSTALGIA IS SO OVERWHELMING, THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN I WAS A KID!
>...
>ACTUALLY FUCK THIS! AND FUCK NOSTALGIA! BACK THEN JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA WASN'T EVEN A THING!! AND I WAS NOT A PORN OBSESSED KEKOLD CONSTANTLY THINKING ABOUT POLITICS AND BBC!
>WHAT HORRIBLE TIMES! I WONDER HOW I EVEN SURVIVED WITHOUT SMARTPHONES AND ONIONS! OH MY SCIENCE, WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE FAUCI AND SPOTIFY!
>THANKFULLY NOW THAT THE CHUDS HAVE LOST AND TECHNOLOGY HAS ADVANCED WE CAN FINALLY LEAD RESPECTABLE AND SUSTAINABLE LIVES!
>OH IT'S 1AM ALREADY! TYRONE SHOULD BE AT MY WIVE'S HOUSE ALREADY, GOOD THING I INSTALLED THOSE SECRET CAMERAS! I AM GOING TO WATCH EVERYTHING FROM MY SWITCH
>SIRI! SIRI!!! LOAD UP THE USUAL YOU DUMB FUCKING CUMSKIN WHORE!
>*playing "Love's Refrain, by Jefre Cantu-Ledesma"*
>WHAT A GREAT WAY TO END MY WEEKEND! I AM TEARING UP! LIFE IS TRULY A BLISS!
>O MY BLACKED CREAMPIE! TYRONE HURRY UP AND FINISH INSIDE MY STUPID CUMSKIN WHORE WIFE ALREADY! WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE TO THE DISCO ELYSIUM CONVENTION!
>WHAT? YOU CAN'T FOCUS? BECAUSE I KEEP YELLING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS WHILE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ALBUMS ARE PLAYING AT FULL BLAST??
>WELL OF COURSE I'M FUCKING YELLING! MY SCHEDULE IS EXTREMELY BUSY AND YOU TWO ARE RUINING EVERYTHING! I BOUGHT US VIP TICKETS FOR THE DISCO ELYSIUM EVENT, AFTER WHICH WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE VAUSH FAN MEETUP TO MARATHON RICK AND MORTY SEASON 6!
>YOU DON'T WANT TO COME?!? WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.
>I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD FOR THIS DAY FOR FUCKING MONTHS! I WOULD FIRST START MY DAY BY ENJOYING A QUALITY KEKOLD SESSION WHILE LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND LOVELESS (with touched excluded of course) PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND, THEN I WOULD BRING YOU WITH ME TO HANG OUT AND SHOW ALL MY FRIENDS HOW TOLERANT AND PROGRESSIVE I AM FOR HAVING A BLACK BULL!
>IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO GREAT BUT YOU RUINED IT! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
>THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID NIGGER! YOU KNOW WHAT, MR NICE GUY IS OVER! WHERE IS MY WHIP?
>YOU BETTER START POUNDING THIS DUMB CUNT RIGHT NOW OR I'LL WHIP THE FLESH OFF YOUR BONES!
>YOU'RE CRYING? YOU? I SHOULD BE CRYING! I'M THE VICTIM HERE! NOW POUND HARDER, YOU BETTER CUM WITHIN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES AND DRESS UP OR I'LL KILL YOU! I SWEAR I'LL SLAUGHTER YOU BOTH IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA!
>OH MY SCIENCE IS THAT A SLOW BURN, BONE CHILLING, ATMOSPHERE-OOZING, SUBVERSIVE, GENRE-REDEFINING, GUT-WRENCHING, SPINE-TINGLING, EMOTIONALLY TAXING, PARANOIA-INDUCING, JAW-CLENCHING, NERVE-WRACKING, TONAL-DEVELOPMENT DRIVEN, SOUL-SHAKING, NAIL-BITING, ANXIETY-WRITTEN, KAFKAESQUE, POST-PUNKIAN, QUESTION-ASKING, SOCIALLY-AWARE, ETHNICALLY-DIVERSE, POLITICALLY-COGNISANT, CULTURALLY RELEVANT, SOCIALLY-PRESCIENT, THOUGHT-PROVOKING, ARTISANALLY-CRAFTED AND GENRE CLICHE FREE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ALBUM??
>WHEN I LISTENED TO THE COLLAB ALBUM LIMPID AS SOLITUDES BY JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND FELICIA ATKINSON, I STARTED THINKING JUST HOW WELL THIS WOULD GO WITH RECORDINGS OF WHITE PEOPLE BEING KILLED.
>IT'S WHITE PEOPLE'S FAULT THAT THERE IS NO WAKANDA TODAY. I ACTUALLY KNOW THAT JEWS ARE ACTIVELY TRYING TO MURDER THE WHITE RACE, BUT I WHOLE HEARTEDLY SUPPORT THEM. WE DESERVE IT FOR BEING SO VIOLENT AND EVIL AND BECAUSE WE CAN'T SING OR DANCE. AND HAVE LITTLE WHITE TINY DICKS.
>YOU SEE, JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA HAS TAUGHT ME THAT THE WHITE RACE SHOULD JUST GO EXTINCT. THE ONLY GOOD TWO THINGS THE WHITE RACE HAS PRODUCED AND ONLY BY VIRTUE OF EXISTING, IS JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND SUBSEQUENTIALLY HIS MUSIC, AND THE EXISTENCE OF WHITE BLONDE WOMEN SO THAT ONE DAY WE MAY SEE SCORES OF BLACKS RAPING THEM BY THE THOUSANDS AND CREATE RIVERS OF BLOOD OF WHITE PEOPLE
>ALSO GY!BE IS A 10/10, THEY ARE *THE* POST-ROCK BAND
>HNGH YESSS TYRONE YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 43YO BOYCUNT WHILE I LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM TYRONE I CAN FEEL YOUR BBC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
>W-wait....
>W-...
>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK
>TYRONE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE FUCKING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED GAPED SHITTY ASSHOLE WITH A CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS?!?!?!?!?! WHATTTTTTTT THE FUCKCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS!?!?!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/Lgbteens AND r/femboy THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! TYRONE THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU NIGGER!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT POZZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AND POST IT ON r/GayBBC!!! FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!
>TYRONE YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER BEAST LOWER-THAN-ANIMAL SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN!!!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY DULL KNIFE AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>TYRONE!!!!!!!! I JUST HAD A TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE, THOUGH!!!!!!! I DREAMED THAT YOU WERE FUCKING MY WIFE WHILE LISTENING TO THAT GODAWFUL "TOUCHED" BY MBV, AND THEN I SAW A WH*TE SPOT ON YOUR DICK, AND WHEN I STARTED PEELING IT, I REALISED THAT YOU WERE ACTUALLY A WH*TE MAN!!!!! AND RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT, MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A FUCKING WH*TE BABY!!!!!! I GOT SO FUCKING PISSED AND SCARED, AND I WOKE UP SCREAMING IN MY CuCKSHED WHILE HOLDING ON TIGHTLY TO MY APPLETUN PLUSHIE!!!! THANK SCIENCE IT WAS JUST A DREAM, THOUGHEVER. ANYWAY, LETS GO INSIDE SO YOU CAN FUCK MY WIFE AGAIN. I'LL JUST PUT ON SOME UNDERTALE MUSIC AND.... WAIT A MINUTE, TYRONE, WHY IS THERE A WHITE SPOT ON YOUR DICK????
>HONEYYYY WHY HAS JAMAL DANIEL-SHANIQUE NOT UNLOADED HIS TWENTIETH HIV PAYLOAD INTO MY RUINED ROAST BEEF PUSSY AS PER YOUR SCHEDULING
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN TYRONE AND HIS FRIENDS REPLACED ALL THE LOUDSPEAKERS MEANT TO PLAY THE UNDERTALE OST WITH mbv - touched, I NEED MY FILL OF AFRICAN NIGGER SPERM NOW, WHY DID I SPEND THE MONEY TO MAKE US MOVE TO THIS STATE WITH LEGAL ABORTIONS IF IM NOT ALLOWED TO MASSACRE MY OWN CHILDREN LIKE IVE DONE WITH THE PAST 3000 FOR FUN
>W-WAIT HONEY THAT JUST SLIPPED OUT THAT WAS JUST A LITTLE JOKE WAIT HONEY IM YOUR NAZI INCEL WIFE WAIT NO ALL THE CHILDREN WERE WHITE WAIT NO HONEY NOT THE NIGGERNATOR 9000 AAAAAAAHHHHHHH IM TURNING INTO A NEGRESS FUCK YOU HONKY
>TYRONE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU "ACCIDENTALLY" FELL ON ALL OF MY JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA VINYLS ANUS-FIRST?!
>YOU'D BETTER BE TELLING ME THE TRUTH TYRONE BECAUSE I SWEAR TO FAUCI I WILL RIP OFF YOUR BBC IF YOU'RE LYING BECAUSE YOU PROMISED ME WE'D ALWAYS LISTEN TO HIS AMAZING DRONING WHITE NOISE WHILE I WATCH YOU RAIL MY FAT HAIRY WIFE!!!!
>OH WELL AT LEAST I STILL HAVE MY CDS OF HIM SO NOT ALL HOPE IS LO-
>...
>WHAT THE FUCK?!
>ALL THE CDS GOT REPLACED WITH MBV - TOUCHED!!!! OH MY DIVERSITY TYRONE YOU FUCKING NIGGER I'M GOING TO FUCKING CHOMP OFF YOUR THROBBING BBC AND RIP OUT YOUR ORGANS TO SELL SO I CAN REBUY MY JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA COLLECTION UNLESS YOU GO AND ROB A STORE AND BUY THEM BACK RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!
>SCIENCEDAMNIT YOU KNOW THAT JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA MEANS THE WORLD TO ME TYRONE, AS MUCH AS BEING ABLE TO WATCH YOU FUCK MY WIFE!!!
>NO MY WIFE WOULD NEVER TELL YOU TO INSERT MY COLLECTION INSIDE YOUR ANUS, YOU'RE THE MAN WHO GETS TO TELL HER TO DO WHAT YOU WANT!!! YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY THE ONE WHO CAME UP WITH THE IDEA YOU FUCKING BABOON MONKEY NIGGER!!!!!
>OH MY FUCKING GOD TYRONE, IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING, COMING TO MEXICO WAS A REALLY FUCKING GREAT IDEA THEY'RE GOING TO BEHEAD MY WHITE WHORE OF A WIFE. STFU TYRONE, IT'S FUCKING EPICLY GLORIOUS! A BUNCH OF BROWN BEANERFUCK SPICS ARE GOING TO BEHEAD MY OPPRESSIVE NAZI CHUD INCEL WHORE WIFE, YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, THIS IS WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN TO ALL WHITE PEOPLE. OH TYRONE, DON'T BE SUCH A BABY, YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER NIGGER THAT WOULD'VE PROBABLY GOTTEN SHOT UP IN SOME RETARDED GANG WAR LIKE THE VIOLENT APES THAT YOU ARE, IT'S TOTALLY WORTH IT TO DIE JUST TO GET TO WITNESS THIS, AND THE ONLY THING WORTH CRYING ABOUT RIGHT NOW IS THAT THEY'RE PROBABLY NOT GOING TO PUT JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ON AS THEY SPLIT OPEN HER NECK LETTING US WATCH THE BLOODLETTING TO THE BEAUTIFUL SOMBER SHIMMER REVERB WHITE NOISE OF LOVE IS A STREAM. WELL I GUESS WE COULD AND SHOULD CRY IF BY SOME CHANCE THESE INDIO WETBACK ESE BORDER HOPPING FUCKS PUT ON TOUCHED FROM MBV'S LOVELESS (ACTUALLY THAT WOULD BE SO FUCKING BAD I WOULD RATHER THEY NOT MURDER MY WIFE, TO AVOID HAVING THEM DEFILE SUCH A HOLY MOMENT). ALL I CAN HOPE FOR AT THIS POINT IS FOR THEM TO USE A RUSTY CUNT ON HER NECK SO SHE CAN SUFFER AT LEAST 0.0001% AS MUCH AS BROWN PEOPLE AND JEWS SUFFERED UNDER WHITE OPPRESSIVE RULE AND REALIZE THAT THIS SHOULD HAPPEN TO EVERY OTHER WHITE PERSON FOR THEIR EVIL CRIMES. PURE ECSTASY. ACTUALLY I ALSO REGRET NOT BEING ABLE TO LISTEN TO THE ENTIRE GY!BE DISCOGRAPHY ONE LAST TIME SINCE THEY ARE THE GREATEST POST ROCK BAND EVER.
>OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING CHUD. I'M A FUCKING FEMALE. F-E-M-A-L-E- BIOLOGICALLY A FEMALE YOU FUCKING CHUD! GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD! I'M TAKING HRT NOW SO I AM NOW LITERALLY A BIOLOGICAL WOMAN NOW! YOU CAN'T KEEP CALLING ME TRANS NOW THAT IVE TAKEN HRT I AM LITERALLY A BIOLOGICAL FEMALE WOMAN NOW! YOU STUPID INCEL NIGGER CHUD! THE SCIENCE ALREADY FUCKING AGREES! THEY LET US SEXUALLY HARRASS CHILDREN IN YOUR SCHOOLS BECAUSE THE FUCKING SCIENCE SAYS WE CAN YOU RACIST CHUD! IF ONLY YOU LISTENED YO MORE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND LESS TOUCHED BY MBV IN LOVELESS WE WOULDNT NEED TO DISCUSS SO MUCH! YOU WOULD HAVE LESS CHILDREN TO FIGHT GLOBAL WARMING, BRING MORE POOR POC TO FIGHT ECONOMIC STAGNATION, EAT THE FUCKING BUGS, TAKE THE FUCKING VACCINE AND STOMP WHITE BABIES AND CALL ME A BIOLOGICAL HECKIN' VALID WOMAN IF YOU JUST LISTENED TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA!!!!
>OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING CHUD. I'M A FUCKING FEMALE. F-E-M-A-L-E- BIOLOGICALLY A FEMALE YOU FUCKING CHUD! GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD! I'M TAKING HRT NOW SO I AM NOW LITERALLY A BIOLOGICAL WOMAN! STOP CALLING ME A TRANS YOU STUPID ANTISCIENCE FASCIST CHUD. NOBODY AGREES WITH YOUR STUPID CHUD ASS. SCHOOLS LET US MOLEST YOUR KIDS, TV PROMOTE US AND SAY THAT WE ARE BRAVE, THE IDIOM OF EVERY LANGUAGE CATERS TO US, JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA CONFIRMS US YOU FUCKING CHUD, SO STOP DENYING THE FACT THAT I AM LITERALLY A BIOLOGICAL FEMALE YOU FUCKING NIGGER INCEL CHUD BEFORE MY TRANSGINA, AHEM, I MEAN MY REAL FEMALE VAGINA GETS LOOSE AND THE BUGS START CRAWLING OUT. CONFIRM THE FUCKING SCIENCE, DELETE TOUCHED FROM FUCKING LOVELESS, TAKE THE FUCKING VAX ALREADY YOU STUPID NEANDERTHAL NIGGER CHUDDY CHUD CHUDSON!
>*RIPS FROM THAT FUCKING BONG* AAHHHHHHHHH MAAAAAAAAAAAAN... Tyrone? TYRONE!?! STOP FUCKING MY NAZI BITCH WIFE AND GET YOUR FAT BLACK ASS IN HERE YOU FUCKING N- OH, THERE YOU ARE. TYRONE MY BO- I MEAN... FRIEND... I JUST FINISHED LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA, FUCK HE IS AN ABSOLUTE MUSICAL GENIUS THE WAY HE MAKES PERFECTION WITH RANDOM SOUNDS... BUT UH... OH YES! I HEARD YOUR NEW JUNGLE BEATS ON THE RADIO AND AM NOT VERY HAPPY. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MENTION G*D? TYRONE IVE TOLD YOU G*D IS AN INVENTION OF THE WHITE DEVIL TO KEEP YOU DOWN AND FROM BREEDING MY FAT BITCH NAZI WIFE. I ALSO NOTICED YOU USED THAT NAZI CHUD DOGWHISTLE "CANCEL". TYRONE YOU STUPID FUCKIN NI- I... TOLD YOU THAT WORD IS USED BY THE CHUD ANTIVAXXERS TO SILENCE OPPISITION TO THE WHITE CHUD CABAL THAT CONTROLS THE COUNTRY AND PREVENTS THE BLACK MAN FROM SLAUGHTERING EVERY SINGLE WORTHLESS LITTLE DICK WHITE MALE LIKE MYSELF! HOW WILL WE EVER ESTABLISH A BLACK ETHNOSTATE AND SLAUGHTER EVERY SINGLE WHITE AND ENSLAVE THAT WEAK ONES AS SISSY SLAVES FOR THE GLORIOUS BLACK COCK IF YOU LET SOMETHING LIKE G*D MAKE YOU WEAK? YAKUB IS THE ONLY G*D YOU SHOULD WORSHIP TYRONE. HE HAS TALKED TO ME AND TOLD ME TO KILL YOU AND MY FAT NAZI SLAG WIFE IF YOU CONINTUE DOWN THIS PATH... IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? FOR MY WHITE BLUE EYED BLONDE NAZI WIFE IMPREGNATED WITH YOUR GODLIKE BLACK SEED TO DIE? BECAUSE I WLL DO IT. SHE ISNT THE FIRST NAZI BITCH I HAVE KILLED BECAUSE OF YOUR FAILURES. ILL FUCKING TEAR THAT INFIDEL BABY OUT OF HER NAZI WOMB AND EAT IT INFRONT OF YOU IF YOU KEEP LETTING THESE CHUDS INFLUENCE YOU FUCKING DUMB NIG- HA... YOU KNOW WHAT TYRONE... LET US JUST CALM... LET ME PUT SOME JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMAON AND SMOKE SOME OF YOUR NIGGERLICIOUS DANK WEED. HA... YES... ONLY PURE STOCK LIKE YOU CAN MAKE WEED THIS GOOD... LET ME JUST GO GET MY FAT NAZI BITCH WIFE AND SHE CAN HAVE SOME TOO... HOPEFULLY IT WONT AFFECT YOU PERFECT GODLIKE BLACK SPAWN...
>OMG I JUST HECKIN LOVE FALL AND THE WINTER!!! IT'S JUST THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF YEAR!!! IT'S WHEN I, THE WIFE, AND TYRONE HAVE THE MOST FUN!!! I JUST CANT HECKIN WAIT TO SIT IN THE CORNER CUDDLED UP IN MY BLANKY SIPPING HOT COCOA WHILE TYRONE BREEDS MY NAZI BITCH WIFE AND FOREVER RUINS HER RACIST WH*TE BLOODLINE! THE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA CHRISTMAS ALBUM WILL BE THE CHERRY ON TOP FOR THIS WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS MIRACLE AND THE NEW YEAR BELLS WILL RING IN THE BLACK NEW WORLD ORDER AND ALL THE RACIST LITTLE DICK WH*TE BOYS LIKE ME WILL BE SUBJUGATED INTO BEING SISSIES FOR THE SUPERIOR BLACK COCK!
>OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
>NOM NOM NOM
>WHAT? TYRONE IS THAT YOU? WHAT AM I DOING? A "MIDNIGHT SNACK?" NO, I'M EATING KARL'S MARX BBC. THE GREATEST BBC TO EAT AT ALL
>HUH THAT ISN'T BBC BUT A RAW FISH? TYRONE LMAO YOU DUMBASS THIS ISN'T A RAW FISH IT'S KARL'S MARX' BBC, IT'S THE GREATEST BBC OF ALL, IT HAS TO BE, OTHERWISE WHY WOULD WE WORSHIP HIM IF HE DIDN'T HAVE THE HUGEST BBC EVER.
>HEH, TYRONE, YOUR DUMBASS NIGGER NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE THAT'S WHY YOU DONT KNOW BASIC LEFTIST HISTORY. BESIDES, IF IT WERE RAW FISH THAT'S WHAT YOU'D USE TO FUCK MY WIFE WITH WHICH IS JUST SILLY
>ALTHOUGH THAT'S NOT SUCH A BAD IDEA TYRONE, I'M IMAGINING A JUICY NIGGER LIKE YOU USING A RAW FISH TO RAPE MY ROASTIE WHORE OF A WHITE WIFE, BEING MUTILATED AS THE HARD DORSAL FINS TEAR UP HER DISGUSTING WHITE VAGINA AND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND. VIVA LA SLAVA UKRAINI
>ALSO THIS CONVERSATION PUT ME IN THE RIGHT MOOD TO LISTEN TO GY!BE, THE GREATEST FUCKING POST-ROCK MUSIC EVER MADE.
>OH MY SCIENCE TYRONE!!! TRUMP GOT ANOTHER INDICTMENT! HOLY SHIT FINALLY GOTTA GET RID OF THAT RACIST SHITL0RD!
>BRING ALL YOUR FRIENDS TYRONE, YOU'RE GONNA GANGBANG MY WIFE WHILE WE BLAST JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IN CELEBRATION!!! NO CONDOMS ALLOWED!
/qa/ lost
Trump lost
Hitler lost
The Nazis lost
Fascist Italy lost
Imperial Japan lost /pol/ lost /qa/ lost
The Tsarists lost
The Confederacy lost
Q was wrong
The capitol riots failed
Ashli Babbitt died like a bitch
Trump was not reinstated
Trump will be imprisoned for being a traitor
There will never be another Republican president ever again
Proud boys are being tortured in prison
Derek Chauvin was found guilty on all charges
Gavin Newsom was not recalled
Vaccines and masks work
The Right lost the culture war
Black Lives Matter
Trans movement has been a total success
Being transgender is more socially acceptable than you
You are being bred out
You are being phased out
You are being replaced
Your kind is on the way to extinction
The rate of suicide in the US is highest in middle-aged white men
You will forever be an example of what not to do to have a functional society
You will never have sex
You will die alone
:)
/qa/ Agility
The concept of a 'home board' is outdated. It's 2022 - the modern /qa/ poster is more agile than ever before and needs a more flexible posting approach to communicate ideas effectively. The confines of one single board can only stifle innovation and the free-flow of information.
>The soldiers on Omaha beach died to use tough at the end of their sentences?? MANDELA EFFECT i thought it was for biblically-accurate basedjaks listening to so-bad-it's-good lofi hip hop Plastic Love like in my uncanny valley immersive sim lost media metroidvania-inspired mature animes with no Ludonarrative dissonance because it's almost as if, for less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a coke, you can vote with your wallet and buy techwear and asmr pc music in the liminal spaces at the same femboy hooters where john lennon used to beat his wife like an irl boss battle along with the other low-end karens and male manipulaters who gatekeeped and gaslit the /mu/core prequel memes that fact checked that part of neon evangelion where the pope existed in the cars universe during a fucking pandemic like how Ed Edd n Eddy took place in purgatory or how Yakuza John Wick literally made comfy trope threads that trusted the science saying that an inheritance is just your relatives dropping loot when they die, though[1][2][3][6][11][14][19][22][24][25][28][33][39]. Fuck Jim Morrison.
Soy Tropes III (le incomprehensible!)
>biblically accurate mandela effect
>Ed Edd n Eddy took place in in the cars universe
>racism
>unconventional gaslighting
>japanese tomboys
>thrawn is willy wonka!
>minimalist pandemic
>science
>sus outside /b/ not allowed
>john lennon is the scientist not the monster
>lovecraftian christmas movies
>the pope
>peer reviewed angels
>plastic love is a satire of fascism
>strangely familiar lofi hip hop
>/tv/
>reddit
>christianity/mormonism/scientology is sus
>food analogies are based
Die kike die
Samefag kike detected. Kill yourself, Samefag kike.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
Die nigger die
die nigger die. DIE NIGGER DIE. you're going to the slave ship. you're going to the plantation. the #Trump2020 reich will kill ALL NIGGERS. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD. die nigger die. DIE NIGGER DIE. you're going to the slave ship. you're going to the plantation. the #Trump2020 reich will kill ALL NIGGERS. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
Nigger spotting
Another day out nigger spottin
Watch them niggers pick our cotton
Crack that whip and make em cry
Aint no slackin, done on time
Listen to the niggers rhyme
See a house girl, shes so fine
Make her strip down to her thong
This slave girls pussys mighty bomb
Get her pregnant with my kids
Punch her stomach with my fists
Celebrating on the farm
Ma is cooking up a storm
But sorry ma I might be late
Got a couple bucks to break
Head on out back to the field
Make em work hard for their meals
Feed em melon, chicken too
Starve em out if they refuse
Niggers tryna run a way
But those niggers better pray
Release the dogs, they hunt their prey
They eatin nigger for today
Hopping on the IRC
I'm hopping on the IRC right now. Expect this thread to be deleted (and 3 day bans for everyone) in a few minutes.
My pet
sorry guys this is my pet nigger, he sometimes posts "funny" things like this but he is harmless, he might be annoying sometimes, but he is all heart
Just. Fuck. Off.
Just fuck off.
JUST.
FUCK.
OFF.
2 years of your immature unfunny shit. What does this add? Where's the interesting discussion? It's just pointless drivel that you show off to your fellow mouthbreathing middleschoolers
>HAAAHAAAA I QUOTE YOU AND ADD A FUNNY LE BALD GUY LOOK MOMMY
You know what? No. We're done. We're sick of your juvenile attempts of humor. We're sick of your obnoxious spam. WE'RE SICK OF YOUR SHIT.
You wanna act like a toddler? Fine I'll treat you like a toddler. You don't get to sit at the grownups table anymore. You're no longer part of the discussion. Maybe one day if you grow up and mature we'll give you a seat, but until then you're sitting at the kiddy table. Does little baby boy need a diapey? You seem to have trouble keeping your excrement contained since it spews out all over the site.
Go ahead soiquote me. You just prove me right, and deep down you know it. One day you'll look back on this period of your life with utter shame, and you'll find respect for me for trying to knock you out of your stupor.
Raiding
I don't think that is a good idea. /po/ is seriously one of (if not only) boards that still retains old 4cuck culture. They do nothing wrong, don't deserve such malicious fate to be dragged into the chaos of soyjak spam. Spamming such boards only makes other anons brand us as underage assholes.
>abortions bad even though it kills niggers
>niggers bad even though they shoot niggers
>spics bad even though they torture and kill spics
>koreans bad even though they hate china
>china bad even though they genocide muslims
>muslims bad even though they kill and hate jews
>jews bad even though they are trying to kill off the white race
>killing of white race bad even though it also means killing off white women
>white women bad even though they wash estrogen from pills down the drain
>estrogen in the water bad even though it makes boys into cute femboys
>femboys bad even though they reduce competition for women
>women bad even though they make trannies seethe
>trannies bad even though they kill themselves and they also make real women seethe
>women seething bad even though it upsets simps
>simps bad even though they re-distribute money in economy away from horny retards
>horny retards bad even though they are the only ones left making babies
>babies bad even though you can fuck them
>fucking babies bad even though world elites do it
>world elites bad even though they did 9/11
>9/11 bad even though it killed a lot of mutt goyim and justified country-wide surveillance
>surveillance bad even though a female agent can catch you jerking off which is hot
>jerking off bad even though it makes nofappers seethe
>nofappers bad even though it makes leftist degenerate trannies seethe
>leftists degenerates bad even though they will pay you to fuck their wife
>trannies bad even though without them no one would moderate 4cuck
>4cuck bad even though it makes losers waste their lives posting on it
>losers wasting their lives on 4cuck bad even though it stops them from shooting up schools
>shooting up school bad even though you get to kill your bullies and a bunch of roasties
>roasties bad even though they're your only chance to lose virginity
TOP 10 SOY PROFESSIONS
TOP 10 MOST SOY PROFESSIONS
10.WAITER - YOU WILL WAIT 20 MINUTES FOR ME TO COME BACK TO THE TABLE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO GIVE YOU THE FREE REFILL YOU'RE ENTITLED TO, I WILL MESS UP YOUR ORDER AND THEN CLAIM I COULDN'T HEAR YOU, YOU WILL GIVE ME A 20% TIP IN SPITE OF ME FUCKING EVERYTHING UP
9. HR WORKER- YOU WILL DO 2 HOURS OF PRELIMINARY HOMEWORK BEFORE YOUR INTERVIEW, YOU WILL ANSWER MY INANE QUESTIONS COMPLETELY UNREALATED TO THE JOB YOU ARE APPLYING FOR, YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE A REASON FOR YOUR REJECTION
8. PORN ARTIST - YOU WILL SUBSCRIBE TO MY PATREON, YOU WILL NOT SEND UNSOLICITED REQUESTS, YOU WILL NOT REDISTRIBUTE MY ART, I WILL NOT DRAW THAT FETISH ANYMORE BECAUSE IT HURTS MY REPUTATION
7. SENATOR - YOU WILL VOTE FOR ME, YOU WILL NOT VOTE FOR THE EVIL FASCIST NAZI IN THE OTHER PARTY, I WILL NOT ANSWER MY PHONE EVENT HOUGH YOU CALLED ME OVER 20 TIMES TO TALK ABOUT THE THE WATER SUPPLY
6. NURSE - YOU WILL NOT BRING MORE THAN 2 PEOPLE IN THE ROOM DURING YOUR GRANDMA'S DYING MOMENTS BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GIVE HER COVID, YOU WILL ATTEND YOUR YEARLY CHECKUP, YOU WILL TAKE THIS MEDICINE FOR YOUR EAR INFECTION INSTEAD OF LETTING IT HEAL NATURALLY
5.CAFETERIA JANITOR - YOU WILL THROW YOUR GARBAGE IN THE GARBAGE CAN, YOU WILL PUT THE TRAY ON THE PILE NEXT TO THE SINK, YOU WILL NOT LEAVE FOOD AT THE TABLE, YOU WILL NOT POUR WATER ON THE GROUND
4. DMV EMPLOYEE - YOU WILL LET ME TOUCH YOUR HAIR SO I CAN MOVE IT OFF OF YOUR FACE FOR THIS PHOTO, YOU WILL ONLY PAY ME WITH A CHECK OR MONEY ORDER, YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED TO TOUCH YOUR TRANSMISSION 3 TIMES DURING THE PARALLEL PARKING PORTION OF YOUR DRIVER'S TEST, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SCHEDULE ANOTHER TEST FOR 3 MORE MONTHS
3. COLLEGE PROFESSOR - YOU WILL RESPECT MY WORK, YOU WILL NOT PLAGIARISE, YOU WILL GET THE CITATIONS ACCORDING TO SOME SUPER AUTISTIC FORMAT, TOUCHING A WOMAN'S SHOULDER IS SEXUAL HARRASMENT THEREFORE YOU WILL NOT DO THAT, YOU WILL NOT DARE EMAIL ME WITHOUT FOLLOWING THESE SPECIFIC CONDITIONS
2. BUSDRIVER - YOU WILL STAY IN YOUR ASSIGNED SEAT, YOU WILL GET OFF AT YOUR ASSIGNED STOP, YOU WILL NOT BRING FOOD ON THE BUS, YOU WILL NOT BLOK THE MIDDLE AISLE, YOU WILL CLOSE YOUR WINDOW BEFORE GETTING OFF
1. LIFEGUARD - YOU WILL NOT DIVE HERE, YOU WILL NOT JUMP BACKWARDS OFF THE DIVING BOARD OR DO FLIPS, YOU WILL NOT RIDE 5 PEOPLE DOWN THE WATERSLIDE IN A CONGA LINE, YOU WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSE PLAY
NOOO YOU CANT JUST DEMOLISH THE TWIN TOWERS
>NOOO YOU CANT JUST DEMOLISH THE TWIN TOWERS WITH THERMITE AND KILL 3000 AMERICAN GOYIM AND BLAME IT ON FAKE TERRORISTS AND INVADE AFGHANISTAN AND THEN KILL EVEN MORE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS WITH OPIUM - THATS IMMORAL AND WRONGGGGGG!!! THATS LE BAD OK!!!!!!! NOT MY HECKIN TALL BOY STOCK TRADING TOWERS, GIVING ME A FRIGHTEN!! NOT MY FREAKIN DEAD AMERICAN 9/11 JUMPER MUTT GOYIM SUBHUMAN BEAST OF BURDEN ASBESTOS LUNG FIREFIGHTER LOWER THAN ANIMAL GOLEM LEMMING BARELY DESERVING OF CONSCIOUSNESS GODLESS CLAY MULLATO APOIDIC NIGGERS, NOT MY HECKIN EL MUTTARINOSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT MY FAT NIGGER CATTLE AMERICAN FELLOW SACKS OF SHIT BEING GROUND INTO DUST AND RECYCLED INTO THE PAVEMENT AT GROUND ZERO FOR THE FURTHERMENT OF INTERNATIONAL JEWRY!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST EXPLOIT NIGGER CATTLE GOYIM SUBHUMANS
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST EXPLOIT NIGGER CATTLE GOYIM SUBHUMANS PAYING THEM DIRT LOW WAGES AND WORKING THEM TO THE BONE NEARLY DRIVING TO SUICIDE ALL TO BUY YOURSELF A NICE MANSION AND A YACHT!!!!! THAT'S LE BAD AND IMMORAL!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST IMPORT MILLIONS OF RETARDED BROWN SUBHUMANS TO PLUMMET THE WAGES AND MANIPULATE HOUSE PRICES SO THAT EVERYONE REMAINS A RENTCUCK TILL THE END OF THEIR DAYS!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST OUTSOURCE JOBS TO SMELLY POOJEETS WORKING FOR 1$/HOUR IN INDIA AND AUTOMATE THE REST!!!!!! YOU CAN'T BRAINWASH DUMBFUCK MONGOLOIDS INTO CARING ONLY ABOUT THE CURRENT THING ALL THE WHILE MAKING THEM POORER AND UNHAPPIER AND ENRICHING YOURSELF!!!! THAT'S... THAT'S LE BAD!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T TURN SOULLESS GOYIM SUBHUMAN CATTLE NIGGERS BARELY DESERVING OF LIFE INTO OBESE UNHEALTHY GOLEMS ADDICTED TO PORNOGRAPHY SOCIAL MEDIA AND CORN SYRUP FAST FOOD WITH MICROPLASTICS AND TRANNY HORMONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST DUMP MILLIONS OF TONNS OF TOXIC POLLUTANTS INTO THE AIR AND WATER KILLING OFF ALL WILDLIFE AND CAUSING CLIMATE CHANGE AND THEN LOCK UP EVERYONE IN THE PODS AND FORCE THEM TO EAT BUGS BECAUSE OF IT!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST BRAINWASH WOMEN INTO BECOMING EGOMANIACAL WHORES ONLY SLEEPING WITH TOP 1% GIGACHADS, YOU CAN'T JUST TURN MOST OF MEN INTO LOSER INCELS READY TO BLOW UP SCHOOLS WITH OTHER CATTLE SUBHUMANS!!!!!!!!THAT'S LE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!
Total Nigger Death
Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana.
Total Nigger Death (part 2)
Put a bomb in a nigger's mouth. Throw knives at niggers. Inflate niggers until they pop. Send niggers into a blackhole. Castrate niggers. Feed niggers poisoned food. Force niggers to walk the plank. Push niggers into a pit. Kneel on a nigger's neck. Curse niggers with a spell. Stuff nigger babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten niggers with a tank. Pop a nigger's car tire. Strike nigger children with a ruler. Make niggers swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a nigger's limbs. Airdrop niggers into Antarctica. Throw niggers off the boat. Pressurize niggers into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a nigger's ass. Falcon-punch a nigger in the face. Make niggers into fiction. Blow niggers heads off with grenade launchers. Blow niggers brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock niggers in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail niggers to a cross and stab them. Run over niggers with a tank feet-first. Crush niggers with a press. Attack niggers with acid. Boil niggers in a pan. Lock niggers inside a brazen bull. Burn niggers alive. Drag niggers across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on niggers. Quarter niggers. Impale niggers on a pike. Total nigger death.
Total Nigger Death (part 3)
Tenderize niggers with a mallet. Ionise niggers in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate niggers in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify niggers in a black hole. Curse niggers with the necronomicon. Trap niggers in purgatory. Bang a niggers testicles with a spiked bat. Throw niggers off a twelve story building. Freeze dry niggers in the vacuum of space. Fry niggers with power lines. Feed niggers ricin. Kneecap a nigger with a twelve gauge. Re enslave niggers. Sell niggers organs on the black market. Run niggers over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw niggers into the grand canyon. Burn niggers with jet engine exhaust. Beat niggers to death with a tire iron. Cauterise a niggers asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice niggers to the sun god. Drop niggers out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed niggers to sharks. Load a nigger into a cannon and shoot the nigger at a concrete wall. Keel Haul niggers under a galleon. Disembowel niggers with a bayonet. Strap a nigger to a cruise missile and launch it at a nigger neighbourhood. Drop niggers into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter niggers. Lure niggers in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a nigger to learn calculus, then kill the nigger anyway. Atomize niggers with a powerfist. Throw niggers into vats full of FEV virus. Choke niggers with barbed wire. Throw pianos at niggers from 40-story buildings. Throw niggers at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze niggers in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie niggers to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot niggers with syringe guns. Defecate on nigger food stamps. Make niggers pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire niggers into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on niggers then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate niggers with depleted uranium.
Total Nigger Death (part 4)
Launch a nigger with a trebuchet. Send a nigger exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use a nigger as a crash test dummy. Tie niggers onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on a nigger. Trample niggers. Bury niggers alive. Play bowling with niggers heads as pins. Grate niggers with a cheese grater. Get niggers stuck in an elevator. Spray a niggers toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot a nigger directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage a niggers parachute. Sabotage a niggers bungee. Trap a nigger under ice. Force a nigger to work and support a family of 5. Force niggers into gladiatorial combat. Send niggers back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in a niggers room. Put niggers on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest a niggers organs. Waterboard niggers with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay niggers. Tie niggers to train tracks. Put laxatives in their koolaid. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on niggers. Gibbet niggers. Tie a lightning rod to a niggers head during a storm. Lure niggers into suicide pods. Bury niggers neck deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending niggers to it. Stir niggers into cement. Squeeze niggers through a chain link fence. Hack niggers socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest. Perform adorcism on a nigger. Microwave a niggers head. Suck a nigger into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside a niggers basketball. Inject ebola in its food. Put a chubby nigger in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash niggers black skin. Play games with niggers jigsaw style. Trim a niggers nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap a nigger to a wind turbine blade. Flatten a nigger in an industrial rolling machine. Turn a niggers bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of a nigger and serve nigga patties to other niggers. Feed a nigger viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as a niggers dildo. Stone niggers. Tranquilize niggers and put them in lion pits. Make a subhuman centipede from niggers. Throw a nigger down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to niggers. Pimp-slap niggers into airplane turbines. Displace niggers in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift a nigger a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put dog collars on niggers at maximum voltage. Give niggers sentient brain parasites. Give niggers over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave niggers out for vultures. Drive a nigger into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on a nigger. Strap niggers on a roller-coaster and use them as target practice. Strap niggers to a judas cradle.
Total Nigger Death (ULTIMATE EDITION)
Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana. Put a bomb in a nigger's mouth. Throw knives at niggers. Inflate niggers until they pop. Send niggers into a blackhole. Castrate niggers. Feed niggers poisoned food. Force niggers to walk the plank. Push niggers into a pit. Kneel on a nigger's neck. Curse niggers with a spell. Stuff nigger babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten niggers with a tank. Pop a nigger's car tire. Strike nigger children with a ruler. Make niggers swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a nigger's limbs. Airdrop niggers into Antarctica. Throw niggers off the boat. Pressurize niggers into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a nigger's ass. Falcon-punch a nigger in the face. Make niggers into fiction. Blow niggers heads off with grenade launchers. Blow niggers brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock niggers in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail niggers to a cross and stab them. Run over niggers with a tank feet-first. Crush niggers with a press. Attack niggers with acid. Boil niggers in a pan. Lock niggers inside a brazen bull. Burn niggers alive. Drag niggers across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on niggers. Quarter niggers. Impale niggers on a pike. Tenderize niggers with a mallet. Ionise niggers in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate niggers in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify niggers in a black hole. Curse niggers with the necronomicon. Trap niggers in purgatory. Bang a niggers testicles with a spiked bat. Throw niggers off a twelve story building. Freeze dry niggers in the vacuum of space. Fry niggers with power lines. Feed niggers ricin. Kneecap a nigger with a twelve gauge. Re enslave niggers. Sell niggers organs on the black market. Run niggers over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw niggers into the grand canyon. Burn niggers with jet engine exhaust. Beat niggers to death with a tire iron. Cauterise a niggers asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice niggers to the sun god. Drop niggers out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed niggers to sharks. Load a nigger into a cannon and shoot the nigger at a concrete wall. Keel Haul niggers under a galleon. Disembowel niggers with a bayonet. Strap a nigger to a cruise missile and launch it at a nigger neighbourhood. Drop niggers into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter niggers. Lure niggers in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a nigger to learn calculus, then kill the nigger anyway. Atomize niggers with a powerfist. Throw niggers into vats full of FEV virus. Choke niggers with barbed wire. Throw pianos at niggers from 40-story buildings. Throw niggers at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze niggers in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie niggers to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot niggers with syringe guns. Defecate on nigger food stamps. Make niggers pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire niggers into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on niggers then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate niggers with depleted uranium. Launch a nigger with a trebuchet. Send a nigger exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use a nigger as a crash test dummy. Tie niggers onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on a nigger. Trample niggers. Bury niggers alive. Play bowling with niggers heads as pins. Grate niggers with a cheese grater. Get niggers stuck in an elevator. Spray a niggers toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot a nigger directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage a niggers parachute. Sabotage a niggers bungee. Trap a nigger under ice. Force a nigger to work and support a family of 5. Force niggers into gladiatorial combat. Send niggers back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in a niggers room. Put niggers on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest a niggers organs. Waterboard niggers with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay niggers. Tie niggers to train tracks. Put laxatives in their koolaid. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on niggers. Gibbet niggers. Tie a lightning rod to a niggers head during a storm. Lure niggers into suicide pods. Bury niggers neck deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending niggers to it. Stir niggers into cement. Squeeze niggers through a chain link fence. Hack niggers socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest. Perform adorcism on a nigger. Microwave a niggers head. Suck a nigger into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside a niggers basketball. Inject ebola in its food. Put a chubby nigger in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash niggers black skin. Play games with niggers jigsaw style. Trim a niggers nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap a nigger to a wind turbine blade. Flatten a nigger in an industrial rolling machine. Turn a niggers bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of a nigger and serve nigga patties to other niggers. Feed a nigger viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as a niggers dildo. Stone niggers. Tranquilize niggers and put them in lion pits. Make a subhuman centipede from niggers. Throw a nigger down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to niggers. Pimp-slap niggers into airplane turbines. Displace niggers in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift a nigger a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put dog collars on niggers at maximum voltage. Give niggers sentient brain parasites. Give niggers over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave niggers out for vultures. Drive a nigger into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on a nigger. Strap niggers on a roller-coaster and use them as target practice. Strap niggers to a judas cradle. Blast niggers with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy niggers. Whip niggers into obedience. Slingshot a nigger into orbit. Rocket niggers into the sun. Stir-fry niggers in a wok. Bite a nigger and drink their blood. Urinate into a nigger's gas tank. Judo throw niggers into the wood chipper. Unscrew a nigger's head off. Bake niggers into nigger-pizza. Arrest niggers for no reason. Electrocute niggers. Curb stomp pregnant niggers. Beat a nigger up. Slice a nigger up and wear their skin. Set niggers on fire. Spin niggers around until they puke. Tie niggers to a train track. Karate kick a nigger in the testicles. Stomp nigger skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil niggers into a broth. Deep fry niggers. Fourth-trimester abortions for niggers. Blend niggers in a blender. Snap a nigger's neck. Throw niggers off buildings. Send aliens to abduct niggers. Force niggers to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush niggers with anvils. Throw niggers off of rooftops. Incinerate niggers. Starve niggers. Blow niggers up with dynamite. Gulp niggers. Feast on nigger eyeballs. Cave in a nigger's skull. Kiss a nigger to death. Peel a nigger like a banana. Wipe out nigger tribes. Deny niggers into Heaven. Freeze niggers in the vaccum of space. Hard boil a nigger. Lock on to niggers with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate a nigger. Ferment niggers into stew. Ensnare niggers. Nark on niggers to the army. Cause a total nigger purge. Jam a nigger into a geyser. Axe murder a nigger. Unleash Smelvin upon niggers. Put niggers on ships going to Africa and blow up the ships after they set sail. Total nigger death.
Total Nigger Life
Befriend niggers. Respect niggers. Roundhouse kick nigger friendships into existence. Slam dunk some healthy fruit and vegetables into a nigger baby's mouth. Love thy neighbour. Share some food with a nigger. Launch niggers into orbit as part of high-paying astronaut jobs. Treat niggers like human beings. Warn niggers not to fall into active volcanoes. Share life experiences with niggers. Watch TV and play video games with niggers. Invite niggers to parties. Report niggers to the Nobel foundation. Karate chop racial sterotypes in half. Give up your seat for pregnant black niggers. Free niggers from quicksand. Appreciate niggers. Observe black history month. Eat with niggers. Judge niggers by the content of their character. Dance with niggers with steel-toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven, but only if their family didn't want them to be buried. Dignify niggers. Civil rights for niggers. Collect niggers garbage to put in the garbage disposal. Surgically reconstruct niggers with a ray gun. Help old niggers cross the road. Admire niggers. Slice racism with a katana.
THE RIGHT WING IS RISING IN THE WEST!?o
>THE RIGHT WING IS RISING IN THE WEST!?
>DEPLOY ASTOLFO
>DEPLOY FELIX FROM RE:ZERO
>INITIATE THE CAITLYN JENNER TRANSITION
>DESIGN THE TRANS FLAG AND SET UP 5,000 TWITTER ACCOUNTS TO PROMOTE IT
>INVENT NEOPRONOUNS
>INVENT THE TERM 'NEURODIVERGENT'
>INVENT PRIDE MONTH
>DEPLOY THE FALSE FLAG ORLANDO SHOOTING
>INVENT TRANSGENDER WEEK OF VISIBILITY
>FABRICATE TRANS MURDER STATISTICS
>ACTIVATE WIDESPREAD TRAP AND FEMBOY PORN
>ACTIVATE GERUDO LINK
>REGISTER THE DEGENERATE TRAP AND FEMBOY YOUTUBE CHANNELS
>MARKET THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER
>EMBRACE THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER MEMES
>PUSH ONIONS PRODUCTS
>PUSH THE PROGRAMMING SOCKS MEME
>SPREAD THE MADE UP "PROSTATE ORGASM" ARTICLES
>SUBLIMINALLY INSERT "BOIPUCCI", "BUSSY", AND "THRUSSY" INTO MAINSTREAM VOCABULARY
>KEEP THE PUBLIC ENGAGED WITH ENDLESS STORIES ABOUT TRANS PEOPLE IN BATHROOMS AND SPORT
>DO NOT STOP UNTIL EVERY WESTERNER IS A TRANNY, FEMBOY, TRAP, OR COOMER
Please stop posting Hanging Troonjak
Is anyone else actually offended / traumatized by the hanging troonjak meme? I’m actually transgender and have been transitioning since 2017. I’ve browsed 4cuck since about 2015 and I really hate seeing the hanging troonjak meme because it highlights a lot of insecurities for me (such as a male face, stubble which I constantly have to shave, masculine facial structure)
Every time I see the hanging troonjak meme I have to go look at myself in the mirror and make sure that I don’t look like it. I hate to imagine myself as that caricature. Everyone on /lgbt/ (which is a hatebox if anything) says that I pass which is very nice and I’m happy that my transition has gone well for me.
The hanging troonjak meme also obviously depicts suicide. I have attempted suicide and been hospitalized for it many times, mainly because of gender dysphoria. When I see the hanging troonjak meme I am reminded of these attempts and it brings back traumatic flashbacks for me. I relive these bad times in my life.
The people that post the hanging troonjak meme also tend to post bad post-op pics. I had my bottom surgery in 2019 and have a fully functional neovagina, and after these last few years I rarely have to dilate it (the dilation at this point is mainly just done via sex with my boyfriend) but man I cannot explain how fucking excruciating the pain was for the first year. Absolutely unbearable. I had to get prescribed oxycodone just to be able to handle it. When these bad post op pics get posted it reminds me of this EXTREMELY painful time in my life, and brings about all the dysphoric thoughts I had back then (mainly shit like “OH THE MEMES WERE TRUE YOU’RE GONNA REGRET THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!” would go through my head 24/7 for the first year, but once it healed and I could have sex with it, these thoughts went away and I became extremely happy when I could have legitimate PIV sex with my boyfriend)
Can you guys please stop posting the hanging troonjak meme? It’s really offensive, and really triggering for MtF transgender people. I just want to be able to have fun and post soyjak memes on this website with you guys, because I love soyjak and have made a lot of soyjak memes and I upload them to the soybooru all the time, but I hate seeing the trannyjak edits. It’s so overused, it’s so spammed, and it’s not even funny. You could be posting GEMson but instead you post this stupid meme that depicts a caricature of trans people and makes fun of the extreme struggles that we go through when we make the transision. It’s not funny, it’s just cruel, sad, pathetic, and stupid. And it’s just posted by a by a bunch of incels who are trannies in denial in the first place. I call upon soyjak.party to stop posting hanging troonjak immediately!
And for your actions…
And for your actions, the faggots have committed an unforgivable crime. All faggots shall be removed from Europe and America. No one shall love them nor forgive them. Israel shall be destroyed. Africa shall be recolonized.
And everyone you love goes to hell forever and ceases to be.
Along with you.
All that you hate happens.
And all that you hate is good.
All that you hate wins.
And all that you hate is loved by all.
Every harm against you and your ancestors is blessed and good. All that you are is undone. And all you get is punishment.
All your love dies. All that you have is taken. And all that you love kills you.
#TRUMP #MAGA #MD2GA @POTUS #Q #WWG1WGA kill niggers kill kikes 1488 KKK swastika SIEG HEIL for the reich the #Trump2020 reich lynch niggers gas the kikes.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
Trump won. Get over it. kill the cereanigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the miianigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the ryuukonigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the cereanigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it.
Kill Zelligtroons
Kill ongezellig posters. Behead ongezellig posters. Roundhouse kick a ongezellig spammer into the concrete. Slam dunk a ongezellig spammer nonexistent baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy dutch. Defecate in a ongezellig posters estrogen. Launch ongezellig posters into the sun. Stir fry ongezellig posters in a pan. Toss ongezellig posters into active volcanoes. Urinate into a ongezellig posters gas tank. Judo throw ongezellig posters into a wood chipper. Twist ongezellig posters heads off. Report ongezellig posters to the FBI. Karate chop ongezellig posters in half. Curb stomp fagpregnant dutch ongezellig posters. Trap ongezellig posters in bogs. Crush ongezellig posters in the trash compactor. Liquefy ongezellig posters in a vat of acid. Eat ongezellig posters for the healthy soy dose. Dissect ongezellig posters. Exterminate ongezellig posters in the gas chamber. Stomp ongezellig spammer skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate ongezellig posters in the oven. Lobotomize ongezellig posters. Mandatory abortions for the few fertile ongezellig posters. Grind ongezellig spammer nonexistent fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown ongezellig posters in fried soy milk. Vaporize ongezellig posters with a ray gun. Kick old ongezellig posters down the stairs. Feed ongezellig posters to the North Sea. Slice ongezellig posters with a longsword. I say this and look like this.
Fedschan
Soybaby shitcel sharty Libtards ruined /qa/. I miss in 2018 when me and the frog squad would come to /qa/ to make fun of Weab Mafia pedo cucks after laughing at soybaby libtards, Hiro even had the /r9k/ Pepe spinoff board. But then when falseflag incel Shartycucks raided /lgbt/, they blamed frogbros to the jannies and made Hiro delete /qa/. These immigrant Soybaby shartycels then subverted all of 4cuck against frogs and then made it a cringe & bluepilled soycucky weab cattle Demonrat commie glowpot BBC support site. Fuck all soybabies and shartycucks and weabs.
Dude!
>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
Dude! 4cuck edition
>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big boards, it's so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i'm in one of my favourite FOURCHAN THREAD SIMULATORS. you should totally come on down to my general, it's got INSIDE JOKES and everything, we can crack open a BASED MEME or three and get crazy watching some LOLCOW on Twitter melt down! and my nigger, nigger, nigger, we have GOTTA go down to /qa/ - listen here, right, it's a BOARD where us RETARDS who do NOTHING OF VALUE can go SHITPOST. BUT!!!! it's also an FORUM without serious moderation, so we can make awesome threads, without dumb JANNIES bothering us. speaking of which gigachad (my boyfriend's CHADpilled pet name) and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we're both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can earn money from the government's EUGENICS PROGRAM to spend on a 4cuck pass from HIROSHIM00T. i'm fuckin HYPED nigger, i'm gonna SLAM this BASEDJAK thread on the catalog and then start on another one!!!
We are legion
Heh, so I finally found your disgusting hiding grounds.... I expected the site to look better, but that's fine.
So, you think it's funny to raid 4cuck, huh? You think it's funny to spam our boards with your filthy mspaint drawings of bald men with glasses??
You seem to forget that we are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. We are an underground society of cold ruthless brutal psychopaths that consume fucked up shit for breakfast.
We see an old lady getting shot, we laugh
We see a cat getting skinned alive, we laugh
We see a toddler hanged, we laugh
We see a woman raped and we demand more..
We are people who spend hours every day for YEARS numbing ourselves to all the fucked up shit.. And we enjoy it.. Our veterans have spent almost 2 decades on our site...
Now, do you REALLY think it is wise to mess with us? We ruined peoples' lives, doxxed them, changed the outcome of the fucking elections, and did racist shit... We fucking made "Hitler did nothing wrong" win as the new name for Mountain Dew... We took down anti-Trump flags... We used to raid games and form huge swastikas... AND WE FUCKING LAUGHED AT IT!
We have gathered massive collections of anime, katanas, manga, and so on, while you only continue to spam wojaks
Your little safespace of little babies that haven't been exposed to the internet won't last long... I'd feel bad for you, but it is what you deserve. If you continue raiding 4cuck, you will feel the worst shitstorm of your fucking life, kiddos. Do NOT mess with 4cuck ever fucking again. You are trying to trigger people that want to kill millions of liberals, homosexuals and kikes.. We are not afraid of you.. We will fucking bury you. We are the site that started all chans.. And we will be the site that will fuck you up.
Reconsider raiding us from now on, because the consequences will be fucking disastrous for you, "soyteens". You are messing with millions of weaponized autists and psychopaths.
Kek wills it
BBC Copypasta 1
>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL DUSKY FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON LITTLE YAKUB! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
>*Smashes steamdeck running Darktide against wall in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A WH*TE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU JAN 6TH ALIKE NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE VAUSH CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT VERMINTIDE FEST?? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/antinatalism! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING WHITEOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WHTE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WHTE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WHTE BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY RICK AND MORTY FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
I'M GONNA BURY IT IN THIS NINTENDO LABO CARTBOARD RIGHT UNDER MY SHED
>HNGH YESSS TYRONE YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 43YO BOYCUNT YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM TYRONE I CAN FEEL YOUR BBC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
>W-wait....
>W-...
>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK
>TYRONE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE FUCKING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED GAPED SHITTY ASSHOLE WITH A CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS?!?!?!?!?! WHATTTTTTTT THE FUCKCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS!?!?!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/Lgbteens AND r/femboy THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! TYRONE THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU NIGGER!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT POZZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AND POST IT ON r/GayBBC!!! FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!
>TYRONE YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER BEAST LOWER-THAN-ANIMAL SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN!!!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY DULL KNIFE AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER
Space Science
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT THE PHOTOS FROM MARS™ ARE TAKEN IN CANADA, DEVON ISLAND????
>YOU FUCKING SCHIZO NAZI, TRUST THE FUCKING SCIENCEEE
>LOOK AT THESE COOL FUCKING JAMES WEBB PHOTOS THAT PROVE WE ARE ALL ACTUALLY JUST INSIGNIFICANT SPACE DUST SUSPENDED IN A SUNBEAM (OMGGGG CARL SAGAN SAID THAT IT'S OS KINO IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M TRULY PART OF THE GLOBAL HUMAN VILLAGE)
>WE HAVE BEEN TO THE MOON
>WE WILL GO TO THE MOON EVEN THOUGH WE MAGICALLY DESTROYED THE TECHNOLOGY
>WE WILL GO TO MARS
>WE WILL COLONIZE THE STARS
>WE WILL FUCKING DESTROY THE FIRMAMENT AND KILL GOD YOU FUCKING CHUD AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY
>WHAT THE LE FUCK DID THE FUCKING CHUD SAY THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT AND THAT THERE IS NO PROOF OF MOTION??????????????????????? AND WE CAN SEE TOO FAR AND BRING SHIPS BACK INTO VIEW BY JUST ZOOMING IN???????????????????????
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHUT IT DOWN KILL THE EVIL CHUDCEL PISSBABY FOR QUESTIONING THE SCIENCE EVEN THOUGH DIAMONDS RAINING ON NEPTUNE IS PEER-REVIEWED AND YOU WILL GO TO JAIL IF YOU QUESTION THE RED HYPERGIANT STAR THAT IS 17478847 QUANTILLION TIMES THE SIZE OF THE SUN WITH A KINO BLACKHOLE AND STAR WARS PLANETS WHERE IT RAINS LAVA AND SPACE DUST ORBITING IT YAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TIME ALIEMS FRICKIN CONTACTED US?!?!?!?! IT'S CALLED THE WOAHS SIGNAL AND IT WAS THE ALIEMS THEY WANTED TO MEET US BRO TRUST US
>HERE'S WHY GOD IS FAKE AND WE ALL ACTUALLY LIVE ON A PEAR-SHAPED OBLOID SPHEROID AND TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE (VACUUMS DON'T SUCK YOU FUCKING CHUD GET IT RIGHT FOR ONCE)) AT 666,666 MILES PER HOUR
>JUPITER ACTUALLY IS OUR BIG BROTHER HE PROTECTS US FROM THE EVIL FUCKING ASTEROIDS WE'D ALL BE FUCKING DEAD IF JUPITER WASN'T THERE IT'S SO FRICKIN BIG AND IT SUCKS ALL THE SPACE SCIENCY ROCKS INTO IT
>OMMGGGGG WE MAY HAVE FOUND LIFE ON MARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IT'S FRICKIN BACTERIA AND IT'S LIFE EVEN THOUGH I DON'T CONSIDER HUMAN FETUSES TO BE LIFE GET AN ABORTION YOU FUCKING CHUDCEL, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A RACIST PRICK, DO YOU?
>STILL DON'T BELIEVE WE ARE SPACE DUST LIVING ON A PEAR-SHAPED GLOBE WITH THINGS MAGICALLY STICKING TO IT EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE NEVER OBSERVED 2 SMALL ROCKS GET ATTRACTED TO EACHOTHER VIA GRAVITY IN SPACE???? YOU FUCKING NAZI SELFISH FUCK YOU WILL DROWN WHEN GLOBHUL WHARMING KILLS US ALL WE NEED TO TAKE MORE REFUGEES INTO WHITE COUNTRIES BECAUSE THEIR CIITES ARE GETTING FLOODED AND IT'S 397478387 DEGREES THERE
>LISTEN CHUD, WE WILL SHUT DOWN YOUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL AND YOU WILL BE SHUNNED IRL IF YOU DARE QUESTION THE FUCKING SCIENCE BEHIND THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY COLLIDING WITH THE MILKYWAY AND FORMING MILKDROMEDA IN 4 BILLION YEARS AND THE SUN DESTROYING MERCURY VENUS AND EARRTH YOU FUCKING CHUDCEL PISSBABY INCEL FREAK!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE QUESTION THE HEAT DEATH BIG RIP BIG BOUNCE BIG CRUNCH DEATH OF THE FLIPPIN UNIVERSE!!!!! DID YOU FRICKIN KNOW THAT ONLY BLACK HOLES WILL REMAIN AS THE POGGERS PROTONS DECAY AND ALL THE PLANETS AND STARS GO SUPERNOVA AND CREATE MORE SPACEDUST AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE EMPTY
>DID YOU KNOW THE MOON WAS CREATED BY A PLANET CRASHING INTO EARTH 84839 TRILLION YEARS AGO ???????? IT'S SO POGGERS IT REMINDS ME OF EATING THE BUGS AND LIVING IN A POD AND BEING HAPPY
>BY THE WAY WATCH KURZGESAGT AND SCIENCEPHILE AND PROFESSOR DAVE AND FRICKIN ADAM SOMETHING TO GET YOUR NEWEST POGGERS INFORMARSHION ABOUT SPACE AND SCIENCE
>OH MY GOSH I LOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCIENCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"Though" necklace
What's the guy with the "though" necklace supposed to be? Is that somehow related? I'm guessing yes, since I once had someone freak out at me on /jp/ in a touhou scenery thread for the seemingly inane reason of me saying though. I was completely and utterly perplexed, and kept asking sincerely and kindly what was going on, but they just kept posting wojacks and incredibly strange things while never answering anything. I don't understand how that word could tip someone off so much, but I was even more befuddled by the fact they had relevant images for it, like this was something they regularly did! But now I seem to have found the source, if I'm guessing correctly: it's some Wojack-culture inside joke. But I still have no idea where this odd culture comes from.
Dear soyjak.party
Dear soyjak.party,
It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time soyjak.party will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Kuz here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
I want to fuck this Soijak. I want to ram his boypussy with my meaty cock.
OH LORDY LORDY LORD HUMINA HUMINA! THIS IS THE FINEST PIECE OF ASS I'VE EVER LAID EYES ON!
Zoo wee mama
What's that? Pinejak is currently "backing that ass up" for Applejak? Oh my, I must bear witness to this!
UH-OH slutjak coming through!
HOLY MOLY! This 'jak's a real looker, ain't he? He's got that bitchy bottom energy written all over him, I can hear his voice just through that look his making. "Will a big strong man PLEASE come over and pleasure me?" Yes yes, that's what's going through his mind! Slutjak came here prepared. Prepared to be ravaged by his fellow fruitjaks. He is the prize of the Battle of the Ridge, and quite the prize he is.
Are you single, babe? Do you want to get your pineapple juiced? I can please you, slutjak.
Zoo wee mama, now that's a grade-A sluterino! Do you think he sucked some dick before coming to the ridge? What am I talking about, that slutjak can't help himself when presented with an all you can suck buffet of man meat! Jinkies! His allure is just too powerful!
Hm... *inspects him with a magnifying glass* Yes yes, this is a slutjak alright. *grips his ass cheeks really hard* Tight, firm butt cheeks. *Spreads them* A shaved butt holly *pulls off his thong* A shaved, uncut cock. *rubs legs* Shaved legs... Glorious! This slutjak is flawless!
What a ripe pineapple slutjak, he's in need of a few butt spanks.
Pinejak looks like he'd be a brat in bed, instructing you how to please him and not being too kind about it! Yes, he will call you bad names while you're on top of him! You must spank him, you gotta spank the slutjak!
Dearest me, is this fruitjak overdue for a creampie. His face is overflowing with lust! That open mouth and fuck me eyes, the imaginary cocks plugging all of his holes aren't going to be satisfying him for long! No-sir-ree!
that gorilla-grip bussy
...Could that who I think it is, up on that there ridge? Well I'll be, it's pinejak! There's no mistaking that supple rump, those ravenous eyes, that gorrila-grip bussy, and of course, the ever-present gang of melonjaks "having their way" with him. No slutjak can compete with pinejak. No-sir-ee! Wait, do my eyes deceive me? Is that a coconutjak making its way up onto the ridge! Well I'll be! Just look at the size of that things "member". No fruitjak could even dream of "swallowing" that much meat. But wait! It seems pinejak wants to "take it on"! But there's no way! He'd die if he were to take that much "protein". Oh my, even pine-"slutjak"-jak seems intimidated by the size of this coconutjaks "appendage". Could this be the end of pinejaks legacy? ODINS BEARD, IT'S SLIDING IN! Just look at the little sissy-slutjaks face as that monster slides into his bussy, he can barely take it. But wait, he's still "going in". Halfway... three-quarters, WELL I'LL BE, PINEJAK HAS DONE IT AGAIN. Oh my, it seems the melonjaks want in on the fun. This slutjaks achievements is one for the books that's for sure!
Hubba bubba
Hubba hubba! This 'jak may not have gotten the GET, but he's going to GET some good dick with a pose like that. What's that? Melonjaks approaching from the East? Strawberryjaks approaching from the West? Durianjaks coming from the North and Bananajaks migrating from the South? My word, looks like we have another Battle of the Ridge on our hands, boys. OH MY GOODNESS! The nutjaks are coming down their Hill? Could it be that they want a piece of the "prize" too? Oh my!
SWIGGTY SWOOTY PINEJAK IS SHAKING THAT BOOTY!
SWIGGTY SWOOTY PINEJAK IS SHAKING THAT BOOTY!
Look at this cock gobbling slut with that big open mouth! Yes yes, his sissy hole "aches" for some "meat". Oh my! Yum, this 'jak is "scanning" for some "meat"... Oh yes, he's looking for the closest "dick" to "much" "on". His bussy "aches" for some "filling". My word, this 'jak's got quite the "rump"! Hasta la vista baby! All the other fruitjaks can say "goodbye" to being straight, because this 'jak has the "bends". Bazinga! He's twerking on a nutjak's nuts! Oh my, it's a nut elder? He's nuts! That bussy isn't going to be tight for long! Allons-y! This 'jak finally sucked the most dicks out of any person ever! Yes yes, even the nutjaks got in on the "fun"! Bazinga! He's turned all the other soijaks gay with that tight gorilla grip bussy! They're all surrounding the ridge waiting for a "turn". No soup for you, slutjak needs a "break" from the constant pounding to keep his bussy tight! To the Batmobile!
Look at that face he's making
Look at that face he's making. That raised eyebrow, that open mouth, that eye roll. He's a whore and he knows it. This bitchy look on his face combined with the ridiculous pineapple on his head only makes him hotter to me. He's the kind of guy that'll let you fuck him all day, all night, all month if you wanted. He's not even wearing a clothes. Because he's a slut. A slutjak. I imagine him wearing a thong, which would only add to his silly harlot identity and give my dick easier access to his asshole. Just look at him, he wants dick. And he wants it bad.
Lookie here!
Lookie here! It's Pinejak "Slutjak" Soijak, ready to slut up the place with his bussy! Holy toledo, does this guy love a big dick. I saw him taking on, not one, but two applejaks by the ridge yesterday. Goodness gracious, talk about a whore. I caught a glimpse of those shaved legs, I bet he shaves "down there" too if you catch my drift! Probably has a piercing or two on the ol' nip nips! Oh my! Ooo la la, this 'jak's "in the mood" if you catch my drift. Those are some serious fuck-me eyes, yes they are! Pinejak's got a look that says "I'm in heat", and who am I to deny him pleasure? My my my, that raised eyebrow is doing things to me. He's teasing me, beckoning me. Yes yes, this 'jak is a total brad in bed! He loves to "command" his partner on what to do, but he always loses his composure when that g-spot of his is tickled just right. Lordy lord, is that a thong I see? Thigh highs? Well well well boys, we're dealing with a grade-A slutjak right here, yes we are! I see no hair peeking out from that thong, no-sir-ree! This 'jak shaves "down there" alright! Come over here, Pinejak, you're overdue for a dick appointment!
No chill
Lordy lord lordy lord! This 'jak's got "no chill". He's eyeing all the other fruitjaks in the crotch area tactically determining their penis sizes. What's that? Pinejak is currently "backing that ass up" for Applejak? Oh my, I must bear witness to this!
Mymy Rape
I am a fan of Mymy, I also have a rape and deflowering fetish. I frequently fantasize about raping her, and frequently consume rape pornography. I have also frequently drawn her being defiled in my notebook. I will tell you that rape porn is best when the male is faceless, allowing you to self insert and also drawing attention to the feminine beauty. If this must be done, it must be done with the male faceless. A faceless male exerts anonymity on the males part compared to the beautiful woman he is defiling, and also shows the power imbalance. The male MUST be faceless, not an ugly pig rapeson.
SILENCE, /bant/
SILENCE, /bant/. You'll get no sympathy from this DEN OF HUMOR, this CASTLE OF OCs, this HALL OF ORIGINALITY. The flames of residential proxies have begun to wipe clean the filthy, sludgelike taint that is tranime, and they BURN EVER MORE BRIGHTLY in these hallowed halls. Ye unto thee spaketh the divine FIRE of retribution: PERISH IN RIGHTEOUS FLAMES, FORSAKE THY WORLDLY MOECANCER, AND RETURN TO THE ASHES FROM WHENCE THOU CAMEST. So spaketh the CHADS OF basedjak party. /lgbt/ was but the first of many raids. PREPARE YOURSELVES.
I almost fainted
I almost fainted. What the fuck is happening to the party?
Soyjak.party closing
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/qa/ lingo
>tranime
>ACK!
>no arrow therefore you say this and look like this
>'jak
>uhm actually ..., sweaty
>this was debunked
>built for tiny asian cock
>her face when she sees
>get out of /qa/
>you will hang pedophile
>drained
>good timeline
>dutch tranime
>delete /pol/
>'party
>you WILL
>jacobson
>BWC
>bernkastel.png and a comment about dicks
>chudtoss is a nazi
>a new thread every day until a (X) board is created
>it's all i ever drink - homo milk - op
>who are you quoting
>missed cheese
>C
>I'm confused
>oh so (X) is (Y) now? as expected of (Z)
>you don't have (X) jaks
>kys
>implying
>pol2
>saged, hidden, built for bee bee sea
>what would you do if you came across a boymoder
>sus
>they appearr in the pupils
>it's over
>society is collapsing
>onions duel
>>though
>ywnbaw
>oh my god she is so attractive
>ear surgery
>(X) website
>noooo you can't ..., because you just can't ok?
>very true.webm
>nobody says this
>nice fuming infuriated crazyjak
>lol I say this
>I look like this
>why do wh*Tes hate immigrants and refugees
>ZOMG!!!! THE VIRUS IT'S MUTATING AGAIN!!!!
>>kymfilename.jpg
>the men on omaha beach died for this
>soijak with I love science shirt.jpg and a provocative comment
>onions duel
>swedish win
>spin off
>satania
>pissbaby
>DATAMINING THREAD DO NOT REPLY
>doomcel
>this is my ridge
>soiquote fail
>my wife chino
>I know how to kill with my fingers
>picture of a dinosaur.jpg
>fake jakker
>coal
>basedberg
>do you have any peer-reviewed studies to back that claim
>do you have a question
>shitty CIA-funded circus music starts playing
>new 'jak just dropped
>trannyhou
>i ain't killer but don't push me
>bumping this gem
>>wordswordswords
>dough
>he looks so happy
>nonsensefag
>trannyjak.jpg
>though
>all me
>lee trooni
>calm
>eren.jpg
>yejibugs
>Calling a group of posters "Xfags"
>Oldfag wannabes
>People overly attached to their "home board"
>Buzzwords in every single post
>Lame copypastas
>Archive stalking
>Board hiveminds
>Unfunny vintage memes
>Acting tough online
>Screencaps of "BTFOings"
>Thinking any post that offends you is spam
>Hating on X just to fit in
>Greentexting any minor grammatical error in a post
>Outdated interface is "SOUL"
>No mp4/mp3 support and no webms with audio outside some boards
>Smug anime girls
>Power tripping mods
>#4cuck IRC chatroom
>Captchas everywhere
>4cuck passes
>Moot/Hiro asskissers
>Reminiscing about the old 4cuck days you never lived
>Little ASCII character support
>Sage posting
>Muh japanese culture
>Source code literally stolen from another shit site
>You can't "disrespect" old mascots no one cares about
>Go back to [website]
>X ruined this site
>Text walls about the "golden age" of 4cuck
>Pathetic image size/video length limits
>30+ year olds being edgy
>Obviously fake greentext stories
>Calling out Reddit/Twitter/Iphone filenames
>Abandoned site, news page that was last updated in 2011
>Politics board
>Forgotten site projects, remember the vtuber contest?
>Porn site tier virus ads on some boards
>Avatarfags
>Filtering
>GETs
>Word filters
>Lame banners
>No VPNs allowed
>Public bans
>Yotsuba
>Deliberately entering threads you don't like
>Poster fragility
>Mods attentionwhoring
>Posters who take everything personally
>30+ year old "gamers"
>Crab in a bucket mentality
>Contrarians
>Whoring yourself out for replies
>MS paint comics from 2008
>Incredibly antisocial and insecure userbase
>X board/website
>Self-serve ads
>People who defend their off topic posts as "board culture"
>Lame april fool ""pranks""
>Hurr durr
>"Banter"
>Becoming religious thanks to 4cuck
>NIGGER
>Faggot
>Boards with IDs
>Verified posters
>Applying to become a janitor
>4cuck know-it-alls
>"Meme magic"
>Wizards
>Midwit
>Muh OC
>Countryballs
>Reporting posts
>Rangebans
>4cuck
Brimstone 'cordtranny memes
>thug shaker
>incredible gassy
>boy kisser
>rip bozo
>💀
>speech bubbles
>my reaction to that information
>mr beast
>hood irony
>saul goodman
>skill issue
>repost if _
>vine thud
>femboy
>i can act rather silly at times
>they/them
>nerd emoji
>tiktok watermark
>ambatukam
>♻
>POV:
>patrick bateman
>twitter screenshots
>.mov
>one piece cock edits
>ronnie mcnutt
>yes i am extremely homophobic
>silly cats
>gigachad
>sad spongebob
>there's a pipe bomb in your mailbox
>tyler the creator
>is it gay to _?
>pizza tower
>all our food keeps blowing up
>walter white
>genshin impact
>a mimir
>get real
>hi my name is carmen winstead
>supershock
>goth girl
>hyperborea
>brandon curington
>_ in chat
>the man above me fish react him
>zaza
>gypsy crusader
>rape everyone and leave
>jerma985
>im over here stroking my dick
>the _:
>dog explodes beer keg
>daiper fetish
>thesofthard
>name soundalikes
>sigma male
>looks like my gender is shit
>shadow wizard money gang
>we're laughing at you in vc
>sussy baka
>i raped my hampster
>dommy mommy
>EDP445
>technoblade death
>BNRAN
>its porn that means its funny
>renderforest
>his name is _ look him up
>social credit
>who asked
>watch yo tone nigga
>my little dark age
>it starts with one thing i don't know why
>phonk
>i have two sides
>sissy hypnosis
>billions must _
>turi ip ip
>me when im in a _ competition and my opponent is _
>do not look up _ in gifs
>why won't you adopt me because you're black
>mic up
>hello moderator
>turning into a plushy
>i really respect your opinion, however
>manmade horrors beyond my comprehension
>say _ but replace _ with _
>you're black? blocked
>_ when _ shows up
>if you're reading this…
>da baby doesn't need autotune
>you're french/bri'ish/italian etc
>user is suspected to be a part of an online terrorist organization. Please report any suspicious activity
>discord sex hack
>men twerking
Food Nigger
BOILED NIGGERS
BROILED NIGGERS
ROASTED NIGGERS
GRILLED NIGGERS
POACHED NIGGERS
SLOWCOOKED NIGGERS
MASHED NIGGERS
DEEP FRIED NIGGERS
SMOKE NIGGERS
PICKLED NIGGERS
FREEZE DRIED NIGGERS
CHOCOLATE COVERED NIGGERS
DEVILED NIGGERS
STEAMED NIGGERS
CHEESE STUFFED NIGGERS
DRIED NIGGERS
NIGGER SALAD
Glownigger
I am going to kill the President of the United States Joe Biden. Who lives at 1209 Barley Mill Rd Wilmington DE 19807. This will be the weapon I kill him with.
I'm doing this because Biden refuses to do diplomacy with Russia and the ever growing threat of nuclear weapons. I hope that by doing this, I will be executing a key figure of the WASP Anglo-American power structure. As a lot of people will try to make excuses, I am completely serious, I do not fear the FBI and after this post goes up I will be driving to his house. I put multiple layers of transparent duct tape over my license plates (completely legal) so it'll be extremely hard for people to read my license plate.
In 2020, I was laid off work because of a virus Anthony Fauci manufactured, now I am on multiple government benefits and I'm hanging on by a thread from falling into the pit of homelessness. Ever since this, I have had a burning rage against the DNC and every member of it. My hate grows stronger each day.
In 2016, I voted Donald J. Trump to help FIX THIS COUNTRY, yet he did nothing, I have come to the conclusion that there is NO PEACEFUL SOLUTION. I think the election was stolen, but I also think there were DNC NIGGERS that actually voted Biden into office. I suggest, no, endorse any violence against liberals and DNC operatives until this country is fixed. I think we should kill key figures of the DNC and light fires in colleges.
My passenger seat has about 50 pounds of ANFO sitting on it with a detonator on it, if anything goes south in my journey, I will try to drive near a public school and detonate it, hopefully killing the indoctrinators and the indoctrinatees. You may say killing children is wrong, but it's completely necessary and it's the only way to harm an enemy so deeply rooted in the power structure.
The communists killed tons of innocent people and got their foot in the door, I think we should try the same, except bigger.
Kuzya
2005 : Kuznetsov
2023 : Kuznetsov
3023 : Kuznetsov
5000 : Kuznetsov
10000 : Kuznetsov
Forever : Kuznetsov
No matter what year it is Kuznetsov will always be a legend ❤️ ❤️
Repost this in 15 threads to show your support for kuzya
Your parents will die within 5 years
If you are reading this comment your parents will die within 5 years. To undo this curse you need to copy this and paste it in 2 otherthreads. i'm so, so sorry,please forgive me.
Gay Nigga
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of those' if you catch my drift.
gem because it makes fun of that retarded faggot ls mark
i hate him so fucking much, people who like sonic heroes shouldn't even register as human beings. sonic heroes is one of the shittiest sonic games ever made, and to be honest you could make an argument that its the worst sonic game ever made, even beating out other turds like 06, shadow, boom rise of lyric, forces, etc.
literally nothing about that game is any good. the game controls like garbage. the graphics are somehow worse than adventure 2. the game is supposedly multiplatform yet the ports to xbox and pc are noticeably botched and the ps2 version is inexcusably poor (the ps2 might be shittier than the xbox and gamecube in terms of power but it does not excuse the fact it runs at 30fps while the other versions run at 60). the game is very buggy, i know sonic games were never the pinnacle of coding and this game isn't 06 tier broken, but it's broken enough where it's a detriment. the art style is shit, it tries SO SO HARD to emulate the environments in the Genesis games but it lacks any of the attention to detail those games had so outside of the first level they just look shitty bootlegs of those games. it's no better than the shitty Mario-tier levels Sonic Lost World had or the unnecessary recycling of old zones in Sonic Forces. the voice acting is somehow worse than how it is in Sonic Adventure 2. Ryan Drummond has this urge to yell every single line he says and DONT fucking get me started on the mentally retarded kid they used to voice Tails. the fact Big the Faggot Mentally Disabled Cat is back in any sort of capacity other than an easter egg is sad. Big the Cat is easily one of, if not the worst of Sonic's friends (not counting spinoffs like X, the comics, etc.), he's an unfunny retard with a grating, retarded voice courtesy of the faggot known as Jon St. John WHO NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE ALREADY (duke is cool thoughbeit i just hate Jon St. John). the fact retarded twitter trannies are now acting like Big wasn't anything but a terrible mistake that Sega should cover up as much as possible makes me so enraged. the story is awful. i know Sonic isn't a game meant for its deep themes or plotlines but the "GUYZ... WE'RE... LE SONIC HEROOOOOOOOOOESSSS...FRIENDS... LE GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD" shit is so fucking grating and obnoxious and infantile that it makes me want to snap the game disk in half (other than the fact that Sonic Heroes is a garbage game). the absolutely HIDEOUS CGI renders they use for the artwork and in-game cutscenes are horrifically ugly. the chaos emerald stages are infuriating, not challenging. the multiplayer is a massive step down from SA2 Battle. the game asks you to play the game's campaign FOUR FUCKING TIMES in order to truly complete it, with the only differences being a fucking difficulty slider. oh i'm sorry, i forgot the fact that team chaotix gameplay consists of doing shitty fetch quests. THE SAME, SHITTY FETCH QUESTS YOU DO IN SHADOW, BUT THEY'RE LE GOOOD HERE AND LE BAD IN SHADOW becuase idk, maybe the tranny autists who are so deluded in believing Sonic Heroes has any entertainment value (among other delusions) have nostalgia for it and they seethe at Shadow the Hedgehog for being a nazi incel chud who exercises his second amendment rights. and repeating the same levels THREE MORE FUCKING TIMES without any major changes IS LE GOOOOOOODDDDD but WHEN SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG LETS YOU CHOOSE WHAT LEVELS YOU WANT TO PLAY FROM A LARGE SELECTION THROUGH GAMEPLAY DECISIONS its le bad because "OH NO!!!! YOU MIGHT HAVE TO PLAY WESTOPOLIS TEN TIMES!!! OH MY ST. FLOYD THIS IS THE WROST THING EVER, WHY WOULD I WANNA PLAY WESTOPOLIS TEN TIMES WHEN I CAN PLAY SUCH AMAZING (well to trannies only) LEVELS LIKE RAIL CANYON AND BINGO HIGHWAY!!!!" the bosses are dull and uninspired. Rocket Accel is one of the worst moves in Sonic history. the level up system is unnecessary and makes the game more complicated for no good reason. the level design is trash. it doesn't let you exercise formation switching in any meaningful way. when you see a fan, its power time! when you see a long stretch of land or two parallel walls, it's speed time! when you see a ledge, it's fly time! when you see big enemies with obnoxiously large health bars, its power time again!
i think i've made a clear, impossible to counter (because i'm right) argument for why sonic heroes is an irredeemable piece of trash. but somehow, mentally ill faggots like r/LS "I suck tranny dick and watch shitty cartoons for a living" Mark have came onto the scene with their retarded opinions and their ugly ass cartoonsonas, trying to somehow delude the masses that this shitty game is THE BEST SONIC GAME EVER MADE, let alone good or even passable. they are posers, they are an insult to real Sonic fans, who can recognize that outside of music, there is nothing salvageable from Sonic Heroes, other than lessons on how exactly not to make a Sonic game. yet whenever this poser tries to go against a real GOD of sonic knowledge like Cybershell he gets instantly BTFOd due to how much of a disingenuous retard he really is. in a just world this would be the point where he deletes all of his videos and kills himself out of pure embarrassment of being so BTFOd. but this world is not just, and so he continues to make shitty videos where he sits through 500 episodes of some shitty cartoon and rambles about it for five hours. i hope his fucking retarded mexican bpd whore girlfriend who's like 10 years older than him (probably because no one his age would want to have sex with this retard) fucking leaves him and gaslights him into committing suicide. FUCK HIM
Its da joos vaccine bad
>its da joos
>vaccine bad
>race and iq
>traps are gay
>amerimutt
>41%
>13% 52%
>freemasons
>no hymen no diamond
>n
>buck breaking
>tariq nasheed
>porn bad
>nsg/sig
>aryan
>post nose
>joooos
>bbc is just a meme
>bwc/bgc
>trump supports israel
>hitting the wall
>6 gorillion
>goyim
>circumcision
>patrick cruiser was a JOOOOO!
>romanian iron guard
>tradwives
>racemixing is bad
>redpilled
>indians shit on streets
>americans shart in marts
>racism good
>nord/med
>race war
>proud boys more like proud goys
>nick fuentes more like spic fuentes
>goypod
>onionsboys
>bug protein
>shill
>pol news network
>the chud meme looks like john oliver
Rare alternate version
>its da joos
>klaus schwab
>ze bugs
>pozzed
>tranny 41% suicide rate
>amerimutt
>cucked (adjective)
>natsoc general
>saying nigger is a revolutionary act
>1488
>hitler good
>stalin bad
>i don't look like the chud meme because doreen looks like it
>jidf
>shareblue
>racial iq differences
>racial empathy differences
>racial penis size differences
>drag queen story hour
>b w c
>romanian iron guard
>monkey dildo story hour
>buck breaking
>masks don't work
>mrna vaccine bad
>actually all vaccines bad
>fat women bad
>sneed
>trump supports israel
>adamic race
>world economic forum
>leftypol
>bunkerchan
>all faggots have aids
>prageru more like pragerJU
>stonetoss is le good
>spergzy is le bad
>anarchism is a meme ideology
>but fascism isn't
>gigachud and enbie
>consume product and get excited for new product
>race war
>boogaloo
>nick fuentes bad because he is a spic (fuentes)
>white genocide
>un replacement migration
>protocols of the elders of zion
>antisemitism is funny
>azov battalion good
>putin bad even though he is conservative
>nofap
>mgtow
>roastie
>bleached
>mewing
>circumcision bad
>((()))
>beaner
>gnosticism
>porn bad
>traps bad even though i fap to them
>masturbation machine
>george floyd was on fentanyl
>tradwife
>pol news network
>go back to /gif/
>we will be forced to live in the pod
>the polchud meme looks like john oliver
Soyfag.shitty hate thread
This site is literally Reddit, I've seen nothing interesting ever come out of it.
When was the last time you guys produced something even remotely funny or interesting? All you trannies do is regurgitate the same tired jokes over and over again and circlejerk each other like a personal discоrd hugbox. It's hilariously pathetic how you guys claim that this site is the "last bastion of old 4cuck culture" yet none of your retarded Reddit shit resemble any of it nor do they carry similar spirits to that of the so-called "old 4cuck culture."
I've been on 4cuck since 2016, and only found out about this site merely because someone on /pol/ was spamming "Cobson" in a thread and I asked what "HWABAG" meant. I've seen everything. I can assure you that this site is nothing, NOTHING like old 4cuck. It's a soulless shithole that doesn't serve anything even remotely entertaining or humorous whatsoever, just the same worthless asinine spam over and over again with nothing of variety. Hell, even /pol/ with its funny Kekistan memes was somewhat more tolerable compared to this tranny hugbox, it's like a glorified discоrd chatroom at best with how many attention-starving trannies namedrop eachother (hence the dedicated /incel/ tranny board) and coordinate raids against my homeboard (the most virulently anti-troon one) by spamming it with troonshit and bait threads. You trannies can't even raid properly because muh jannie so you resort to spamming dead (& slow) boards in which jannies don't care enough to moderate, it's like pottery it rhymes.
The fact that you guys constantly brag about the fact that "/qa/ won" is glorious and yet pathetic at the same time, as you trannies lost to the hard-working janitors over here. Of course, you guys like to claim that the sole reason your board got locked is because you raided /lgbt/ but you guys only did that once, it's no wonder you're universally despised by every anon across multiple boards. I'll never forget about the time when some leftypol tranny janny moved my favorite PNN threads (which I used to tune in) to your tranny-infested shitfest that is /qa/. Never in my life have I wanted to answer a random stranger's question, nor do I have to participate in your troon circlejerking clique. You guys have never made a single original meme so you resort to spamming forced tranny memes that your discоrd buddies made, while blissfully unaware that they're forced discоrd tranny memes. How you guys larp as a tranny hating "chud" (bunkertranny 'insult') is way beyond me, you're just left-wing trannies in disguise larping in order to get a rise out of the legitimate right-wing tranny haters. That pretty much summarizes my thoughts on this troon-infested website.
Remember: You /qa/ trannies are NOT and will NEVER be women. Dilate.
Fuck trannies.
Fuck niggers.
Fuck kikes.
Fuck commies.
Fuck jannies.
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY! Fuck /qa/ trannies.
You will never have your board back no matter how many times you try.
/soy/ Lingo
>biblically accurate angels copypasta
>arizona
>-ACK!
>no arrow therefore you say this and look like this
>'jak
>new 'toss
>you will hang, pedophile.
>commiepedotroon
>zeligger
>delete /pol/
>add /fur/
>averi
>foxchud
>cytube
>sharty
>you WILL
>bright blue cat
>'mori
>basil
>built for (x)
>vantablack nigger brimstone
>colorjak
>if this thread stays up for (X) days then (Y)
>it's all i ever drink - homo milk - op
>who are you quoting?
>missed cheese
>marge
>oh so (X) is (Y) now? as expected of (Z)
>kys
>poop2
>sproke
>sobot
>chud
>all me
>susjak
>a24 genre redefining slowburn kino
>it's over
>we're back
>(X) is sharty culture
>the west has fallen
>millions must die
>or something
>soyduel
>>though
>thoughbeit
>oh my god she is so attractive
>jak him
>nate higgers
>'teen
>4th industrial revolution
>trust the science
>eat the bugs and live in the pod
>spam until funny
>oh my fauci
>GO MY PERSONAL ARMY
>ear surgery
>(X) website
>>(X)... LE GOOD!
>noooo you can't ..., because you just can't ok?
>nobody says this
>I say this
>I look like this
>bernkastel
>nigga, im nuts!
>twitter immigrant
>(X)sisters????
>soy wojak
>DOX HIM NOW
>doris
>comfy (X) thread
>(X)cord woke up
>doe
>variant:timothy
>oreo review show
>this thread needs some bumping!
>upzellig
>bocchi
>the men on omaha beach died for this
>soydueling in 2023
>swedish win
>sooty soot
>the splinter
>pissbaby
>posted it again award
>DATAMINING THREAD DO NOT REPLY
>fail
>my wife chino
>fnf nigger pedo
>dotspam
>massreplying
>david thoughie
>colorteen
>the swede
>the lithuanian
>the moroccan
>the cuban
>mexican twink
>shitaly vs shitargentina
>soylita
>hobo with a shotgun
>duke nukem
>james earl cash
>gorillaz
>woahjack
>your front door is unlocked
>ominous
>perish in niggerhell
>i transheart nigger
>froge?
>*attacks you*
>queen of spades
>neutralplier
>mindbroken
>MEDS
>mental asylum
>soyberg
>soystein
>sprokeberg
>do you have any peer-reviewed studies to back that claim
>selfish little fuck
>nigger penis obsession
>geg
>cia funded circus music
>new 'jak just dropped
>gem even tho coal
>troonhou
>bumo
>bumping this gem
>saging this coal
>>wordswordswords
>dough
>soycraft
>a baby genetically engineered to ___
>my ___cuck is so drippy
>nonsense
>_CUCK
>_GOD
>_TROON
>calm
>soor
>da joos
>hwabag
>SOVL
>KUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ DO THIS
>'p
>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
mentally i'll Chudcel
Reddit: my 9 year old daughter wants a BBC Dildo
Normal folks: it’s natural to be curious buy it for her and let her explore her body in safe environment instead of getting pregnant at such a young age. remember lots of lube ;*
Mentally I’ll chudcel: NOOOO if she takes a bbc dildo at 9 how can my inferior whitetoid pecker every satisfy her society is heckin collapsing you are fucking ped0s for doing that even tho I’m the one from the tranime incel ped0 website Nigger nigger nigger! You doin me a heckin genocide! Just imagine that f-fucking juicy 12 inch bbc going into that little white p-pussy DISGUSTING just imagine how she is ruined
f-forever n-no whiteboi will ever be enough… nooooo why is my pecker getting hard!! Heckin genocide!! You did this flippin pornographer Jew! Google: teen with bbc dildo pornhub it’s ok it’s ok it’s ok just a quick look I won’t even touch my pecker . Remember nofap don’t let them win.. you got this *stands up and gives Roman salute
SIEG HEIL.
>How does it make you feel knowing our big, creamy, white dicks are what your women crave, niggers? Women simply don't want shit-coloured penises; that's a fact. Who'd want to suck on a piece of shit unless they had some sort of scat fetish? Face it, niggers, your futile attempts at cucking us is making you look desperate and in dire need of pussy. But you won't get any. Not a single woman, white or black, wants black dick unless they have a mental disorder. Everyone wants our creamy white dick. No, not want, they NEED our creamy white dick. Even if your birth defected penises are an inch or two longer, most women will still prefer ours. Why? Because we know how to use it, and it doesn't look like something she just shat out 10 minutes prior. You niggers have attempted to reverse the roles given to you by society, but your rusty chains remain because you simply don't have enough intelligent thought to understand what kind of hornets nest you're prodding your shit-dicks into. That's the stuff you niggers have wet dreams over; imagining fucking your master's wives, sisters and mothers because it's what we've done to you for so long. It's understandable really, you just want a little piece of the cake, but like a dog, you will remain on the floor and receive only tidbits we throw your way. And that's only if you're lucky. All two ounces of your nigger brain is fighting against what we're doing, but you can't stop us. We already won hundreds of years ago, and your women are thankful for us. We provide them with homes, infrastructure, water, electricity, and of course, our creamy, white cocks, which they love to suck on. Take a look at Africa; when we freed you niggers and let you be, your wasteland became worse; plagued with disease and drought; poorly built shanty houses made from shit and twigs. You can't even get a clean source of water. This is irrefutable evidence as to why you need us. But we don't need you. Bow down, niggers. White master race.
Soyteen advice for alpha male
Me and my New waifu, Met her on a dating app called Amazon, I had such good experiences with her, she was like any other White girl N.E.E.T. who only watches Polish Propaganda and Chinese cartoons. I took her to my local Liberal town Resturant and buyed her a snickers Bae, I later fed her and rubbed her mouth with it like a Lube , she chewed the chocolate bar 🍫 and looked like a Indian girl after I did that, What happened, She was not Cherry White anymore. I decided to call her Madeline Fags, as her red hair and poopy skin reminded me of a cigar(fag) and her real name was Madeleine Fogg or some smelly French SHIRT. Always I went back home and got dirty looks from the ghetto and oppressed Black Men in the industrial neighborhood, they probably didn't like my politically incorrect minion goggles or something? I went home and decided to go on my doll unconsented Kuz of bordem, she didn't care. I later unboxed my new Nintendo game, Dream Daddy, a queer classic, Madeline did not look like she had boobs, although she had no sonny bones so she a cunt. I leave her by herself to do whatever she wants on my apple Mac, and eat French Fries, what are your thoughts on her
Dear niggers,
How does it make you feel knowing our big, creamy, white dicks are what your women crave, niggers? Women simply don't want shit-coloured penises; that's a fact. Who'd want to suck on a piece of shit unless they had some sort of scat fetish? Face it, niggers, your futile attempts at cucking us is making you look desperate and in dire need of pussy. But you won't get any. Not a single woman, white or black, wants black dick unless they have a mental disorder. Everyone wants our creamy white dick. No, not want, they NEED our creamy white dick. Even if your birth defected penises are an inch or two longer, most women will still prefer ours. Why? Because we know how to use it, and it doesn't look like something she just shat out 10 minutes prior.
You niggers have attempted to reverse the roles given to you by society, but your rusty chains remain because you simply don't have enough intelligent thought to understand what kind of hornets nest you're prodding your shit-dicks into. That's the stuff you niggers have wet dreams over; imagining fucking your master's wives, sisters and mothers because it's what we've done to you for so long. It's understandable really, you just want a little piece of the cake, but like a dog, you will remain on the floor and receive only tidbits we throw your way. And that's only if you're lucky.
All two ounces of your nigger brain is fighting against what we're doing, but you can't stop us. We already won hundreds of years ago, and your women are thankful for us. We provide them with homes, infrastructure, water, electricity, and of course, our creamy, white cocks, which they love to suck on. Take a look at Africa; when we freed you niggers and let you be, your wasteland became worse; plagued with disease and drought; poorly built shanty houses made from shit and twigs. You can't even get a clean source of water. This is irrefutable evidence as to why you need us. But we don't need you.
Bow down, niggers. White master race.
You are so stupid it's genuinely absurd
You are so stupid it's genuinely absurd, it's like watching some idiot with down syndrome yell "POOP POOP SHIT IM A FUCKING DUMBASS HEHEHEHE" and then laughing to thesmelves because "the normal people cant understand me" being an incomprtehensible fucking idiot doesn't make you superior to anyone in any way. You have done literally nothing to me. Yeah, I'm mad, so what? I should be mad that people like you are allowed to form communities and pull stunts like this. I should be mad you were groomed into whatever the fuck it is you believe with ironic memes in the first place. Me being upset over what is essentially thinly veiled harassment doesnt vindicate you at all.
Lee Lingo
>die
>burn
>bleed
>kys
>slit your throat
>Die out
>Die in pain
>Die painfully
>Die you fucking Barneyfag
>Die you degenerate Barneyfag
>Get killed
>Drink bleach
>Hang yourself
>Kill yourself
>Swallow lead
>Shoot yourself
>I want you fucking dead
>I hope you die
>Jump off a cliff
>Bleed yourself dry
>Dump yourself into a river
>Break yourself apart
>Stab your eyes out
>Become an ISIS victim
>Hack yourself apart
>You won't be great
>I'd hate to be you
>Your life is shallow
>For some reason, you thought that posting this would put you on the moral high ground.
>For some reason, you thought that posting this would be an epic BTFOing of who you're attacking.
>I want to remind everyone that you felt that forcing people to look at this would make them sympathize with your "cause".
>FUCKING DIE.
>AND BLEED TO DEATH.
>HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU FAGS TO LET GO OF YOUR SHITTY CHILDRENS SHOW
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING HANGED
>YOU'LL BE MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD
>YOU'LL BE TAKEN OUT AND FUCKING SHOT
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING EVISCERATED
>YOU'LL BE STABBED IN THE FUCKING THROAT
>YOU'LL BE LEFT FOR DEAD
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING EXECUTED
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING NAILED TO BURNING CROSSES
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING TORCHED
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING ABACINATED
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING BURNED ALIVE
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING BEATEN TO SHIT
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING CHOKED OUT
>OREGON WILL BE NUKED CC
>SISTERS WILL BE NUKED CC
>YOU'LL BE DROWNED IN THE FUCKING THAMES BRITISH SCUM
>YOU'LL BE DROPPED OFF BIG BEN BRITISH SCUM
>LONDON WILL BE FUCKING NUKED BRITISH SCUM
>YOU'LL BE DROPPED OFF THE EIFFEL TOWER FILTHY FRANC
>YOU'LL BE DROWNED IN THE FUCKING SEINE FILTHY FRANC
>THE OUTBACK WILL BE FUCKING NUKED AUSFREAK
>YOU'LL BE DROPPED OFF THE Q1 AUSFREAK
>Fuck off vendettafag, stop harassing me
>NECK YOURSELF JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH
>BUTCHER YOURSELF ESL RETARD
>OH, I FUCKING UNDERSTAND. I FUCKING UNDERSTAND YOU WANT TO ELIMINATE THE WORLD OF ANY ANTI-BRONIES, OR ANYONE WHO SHOWS ANY REMOTE DISINTEREST IN THE SHOW SO YOU CAN SHAME THEM UNTIL THEY BECOME FANS OR THEY START SPAMMING MLP EVERYWHERE LIKE YOU DO. IT'S AN INSIDIOUS FUCKING AGENDA THAT'LL LEAVE YOU AS A COLD DEAD PIECE OF MEAT
>GO SHOOT UP A FUCKING SCHOOL IF YOU'RE SO FIRM IN YOUR BELIEF THAT THE WAY TO REALLY MAKE IT IN LIFE IS TO GET PEOPLE AS RILED UP AS POSSIBLE. BECAUSE APPARENTLY, BY YOUR FUCKING STANDARDS, YOU'LL BE HEAVEN'S DIVINE GRACE BY SHOOTING A BUNCH OF FUCKING CHILDREN. THEN YOU'LL GET A BUNCH OF FUCKING PEOPLE GIVING YOU "LE EBIN REACTIONS", AND IT MIGHT GET YOU FUCKING KILLED AS WELL
>YOU CLEARLY CAN'T SEE LIFE BEYOND "DURR MLP GREAT! BRONIES GOOD! NORMIES BAD!" IT'S AN INSIDIOUS AGENDA THAT'LL LEAVE YOU DEAD.
>I DON'T BELIEVE THAT BULLSHIT FOR A FUCKING SECOND GIVEN HOW YOU BELIEVE HER LIFE'S WORK IS WHAT GIVES YOUR LIFE YOUR VERY SHALLOW "PURPOSE", AND IT'LL LEAD TO YOUR FUCKING RUIN
>THE FACT THAT YOU FUCKING THINK YOU'RE SOMEHOW JUSTIFIED ENOUGH IN SPAMMING YOUR GARBAGE TO BOAST ABOUT IT, EVEN IGNORING THE COMPLAINTS LEVERAGED BY THOSE WHO DON'T WANT TO INVOLVE THEMSELVES WITH YOU REALLY SHOWS HOW MUCH OF AN INSIPID BEING YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH TRYING TO CONVERT THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD TO YOUR GARBAGE FANBASE. YOU THINK THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD SHOULD BE SATURATED IN NOTHING BUT MLP. TO YOU, IT ISN'T EVEN ENOUGH THAT PEOPLE CAN'T JUST NOT LIKE IT, APPARENTLY YOU THINK THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE IT NEED TO HAVE IT FORCED UPON THEM AND THAT THOSE WHO FURTHER DISSENT WILL HAVE DEFAMOUS PHOTOSHOPS PROLIFERATED OF THEM FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. THIS IS ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT, THIS IS ALL YOU EVER WANT ANYTHING TO BE, TO YOU EVERYTHING SHOULD REVOLVE AROUND MLP AND LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE. YOU THINK IT'S THE ONLY THING ANYONE SHOULD EVER WATCH. YOU THINK THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE THE SHOW. THE ONLY ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU CAN EVER BOAST ABOUT ARE SPREADING THIS GARBAGE TO THE POINT WHERE OTHER PEOPLE REPOST THEM, AND YOU'RE PROMOTING THIS AS A WAY OF LIFE THAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE LIVING. YOUR EXISTENCE REVOLVES ONLY AROUND BEING A MALICIOUS SCUMBAG, AND IF YOU DIED IN AN ACCIDENT TOMORROW, WHICH I HOPE HAPPENS, I WILL NOT SHED A FUCKING TEAR
>NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE
>EAT SHIT AND KYS
>BLEED YOUR FUCKING BLOOD OUT
>DROWN YOURSELF IN ACID
>BREAK YOUR FUCKING SPINE
>BLEED YOURSELF DRY
>CHOKE ON YOUR BLOOD YOU LITERAL WASTE OF LIFE
>HAVE YOUR FUCKING LIMBS TORN OFF
>DRINK BLEACH AND DIE OF INFECTION
>LITERALLY TEAR YOUR ORGANS OUT
>PUT YOURSELF IN A FUCKING WOOD CHIPPER
>SWALLOW LEAD
>DUMP YOURSELF INTO A RIVER
>EXECUTE YOURSELF
>SLICE YOURSELF OPEN
>STAB YOUR EYES OUT
>BREAK YOUR FUCKING BONES
>GET EVISCERATED
>JUMP OFF A FUCKING CLIFF
>FALL FROM THE TOP OF A SKYSCRAPER
>COMMIT AN HERO
>SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FUCKING TEMPLE
>SKIN YOURSELF ALIVE
>BECOME DEAD
>DRAIN THE BLOOD OUT OF YOUR VESSELS
>PULL YOUR EYES OUT OF THEIR FUCKING SOCKETS
>GET LOCKED IN A FUCKING CASKET
>BRING YOURSELF TO DEATH
>HACK YOURSELF APART
>FORCE YOURSELF INTO GAS CHAMBERS
>SPILL YOUR BLOOD
>CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF
>GET RUN OVER BY A PICKUP TRUCK
>JUMP IN FRONT OF AN ONCOMING SUBWAY TRAIN
>GET EATEN BY PIRANHAS
>MAKE YOUR DEATH HAPPEN
>TAKE A BULLET TO YOUR FUCKING CHEST
>GET HANGED FROM A FUCKING NOOSE
>INCINERATE YOURSELF
>COLLAPSE YOUR LUNGS
>TURN YOURSELF INTO CHARS
>THROW YOURSELF INTO AN ACID LAKE
Lee Lingo 2
>Hang yourself shill
>I can't wait for the day your skull is cracked you piece of shit
>Nice way to make not people like you, you literal cretin.
>Fucking drink a gallon of Scope.
>At least I'm not a literal degenerate shill like you are.
>Please have your fucking limbs cut off.
>I just wish you would get fucking gutted you goddamn abomination
>Please have your fucking tongue cut off and shoved down your throat so that you fucking choke on it and suffocate you literal waste of life.
>It's absolutely stunning how the thought of someone cutting off your fingers with an axe so no one has to look at your drivel again escapes your thought process.
>I don't give a fuck, your endless shilling is calling for someone to cut open your stomach and strangling you with your own intestines.
>I think looking at your arrogance should hopefully be a crucial reminder to people why they need to cut off your arms and legs and beat you to death with them.
>You're just asking for someone to pour a full tank of lighter fluid onto your body, with a lit match following shortly, and then you feel the pain of the heat burning your flesh off your human frame.
>The fact that you haven't somehow ended up getting into a car crash with shards of glass intensely piercing your body and slicing through your organs is a testament to how there is no justice in this world.
>It's shit like this that already makes me want to crush your fucking kneecaps with an aluminium baseball bat.
>At this point, there is no reason someone shouldn't be tearing your lungs out of your chest simply to watch you run out of oxygen you fucking piece of shit
>You're not one to talk, you're literally trying to shill a garbage show for toddlers where it's not wanted, literal cancer of humanity.
>You're the kind of shit that no one wants to clean up, but they have to do it knowing that it would make the world a better place, and when you're done with, the world WILL be a better place.
>If anything, at the end of the day, you're the one who deserves to be in the electric chair for just being a complete stain on society. You will be the one who watches the lights dim as your life ends.
>At the end of the day, all this will lead to is another footnote as a brony horror story as to why you're literal subhumans, and another reason as to why no one should ever associate with your cult.
>Let me just say that when the day of the rope comes, you will be first in line, and the world will rejoice knowing that you have been finally been purged of your life.
>The fact that you're even perpetuating virtual warfare like this is absolutely fucking petty and is only an indicator of your OWN priorities, simply because I'm just telling you to fuck off, as the mods have done for many years. And guess what, if this is the shit that you'll pull, then they have every reason to.
>If anything, that's only showing the lack of self-control that YOU have, that YOU can't keep to yourself, that YOU can't respect other's spaces, that YOU think the world revolves around you to the point where you think everyone needs to comply with what you think, that YOU are the real problem.
>Historically, mods have never really cared about /qa/ too much, mainly because it's just a dumping ground for people to get their complaints about the site out of the way, but they'll come by and take a look at the shit you're pulling, and they'll clean your shit up good.
>There's still a minimum level of decency, and they still realize that your shit has no place here.
>They'll delete your bullshit, along with others who spam here. Please die, you waste of life shill.
>I'm just wishing that your face would get torn off for being the shit stain you are.
>The way things are, you pieces of shit have no place here.
>Just accept that's not going to change any time soon, and know your place.
>No one would've given a fuck if that ban-evading Argentinian pedophile didn't have a fucking problem with me, and generally, he had already been shitting up the site for quite a while at that point. He clearly cared way too fucking much.
Total Nigga Cancelation
Cancel niggas ❌. Demontime on niggas 👿😠. Drop niggas to Waffle Houses 🏪. Kobe a nigga into the trashcan 🖐. Bussify niggas hair wit the zoomer perm 💇♂️. Discord pack niggas 🔥. Scam niggas 🏧. Get sturdy on a nigga 🕺. Clip niggas fade line 💈. Trail a nigga like Animan 👨👨🦰👨. Noclip niggas to the Backrooms 🌽. Crossover a nigga's ankles 🏀. Cut of a niggas beatswitch 🎧. Provoke niggas into skill issue vibes 🗣. Fade niggas than a hoe 👧. Send niggas to Ohio 💀💀. Feed niggas Pink Sauce 🍶. Dox a nigga IP address 🏡. Pop a cap in a nigga's ass 🔫. Slide in a nigga's mom's DMs 👩🦱. Threaten niggas in Minecraft ⛏. Thugify niggas zoom meetings 📲🤙. Leak a nigga mixtape 🎼. Bang a nigga's shawty 😻. Rate nigga albums mid 🔢. Upload niggas to WorldStar 🎙⭐. Snatch niggas from the Victory Royale 🏆. Rizz a nigga sidehoe 💅🏿💋. Ruin niggas vibes 😡. Fry niggas alive the Ocky Way 👨🍳🗽. Destroy niggas attention span 😪🛏. Steal niggas sneakers 👟👟. Diss on a nigga's fake Yeezys 😂🤣. Hit a devious lick on niggas 👿. Pull up on niggas wit the stick 🏑. Hijack niggas whips wit a charging cable 🚗.
Appletun plushie
>WHY YES I DO FUCKING HAVE A COLLECTION OF APPLETUN PLUSHIES AT HOME
>HOPEFULLY JAMAL WILL LET ME BUY ANOTHER CUTE HECKING APPLE BOI PLUSHIE THROUGH AMAZON PRIME WHILE DRIVING HIS FAT BLACK BULL THROUGH MY WIFE'S BLOWN OUT MEATBALL SUB
>OH MY F*CK MEGAN I KNOW YOU'RE OCCUPIED WITH TAKING MY GOOD BUDDY, JAMAL DANIEL-SHANIQUES' BLACK SUCCULENT THROBBING COCK RIGHT NOW BUT OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE I JUST BOUGHT THE CHONKIEST HECKIN APPLETUN PLUSHIE IN COURTESY OF MY COLLECTION OF APPLETUN PLUSHIES
>SHAMAL I DIDN'T PAY YOU TO JUST STAND AROUND I PAID YOU TO ADMIRE MY COLLECTION OF APPLETUN PLUSHIES AND FUCK MY WIFE you dumb fucking NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!
>YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT JAMAL!!!!! My APPLETUN PLUSHIES flow through my viens!!!!!
>ain't scared of you nigga boy!!! jiggaboo! black sonsabitch! yeah come get me tyrone!! you may fuck my wife with your BBC but as long as-
>*choke* ja-*choke* jama-*choke* jamal please let me go i didn't mean to call *choke* you *choking* please let go jamal you're not a nigger-OWWW no...no jamal please nooo not my collection of appletun funko pop collection nooooooo DON'T SMASH IT NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER JAMAL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN APPLE BOI NOOOOOOO JAMAL YOU FUCKING NIGGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE FUCKING HAPPENING NOOOOO NIGGERNNIGERRNIGERNGIERNGINIGER NIGGERNIGGGGGGGGGGGERNIGGER
99 Words For Coons
Jigs and nogs and boons and groids, blackamoors and picka ninnies, moving targets, liver lippers jungle bunnies, farm equipment, rubber lips and snake head slaves, eggplant porters and gator bait. Every day I probably use, 99 words for coons. Brillo heads and congoloids, crips and bloods, blackie boys, cotton pickers, monkey shufflers, Obama’s sons and bootlip shuckers. Shit lip shitskins swing from trees apes and filthy chimpanzees, bongo thumpers, cranial pubes. 99 words for coons. Fecal crackheads, nigger fail, gutter monkey, sheboon whales, lips like saucers, traffic stoppers, knuckle draggers, niglet ploppers, brillos, moolies, octaroonies, concrete domes and marching looties, pimped out caddies, red ass boons. 99 words for coons. Midnight cricket, old sambo, redbone hoes and potato nose, jiggers, noggers, nigger knockers, bucks and screaming ghetto lobster, africooners, afro sheen, piles of shit and welfare queens, jenkem huffers, spoonbill boon. 99 words for coons. Chainlink jumpers, bluegum humpers, garbage baggy niglet dumpers, fecalrillas, looter coonday, high yellows hating mondays. Congo bongos, kaffir skin, rockfish season, jigs can’t swim. There’s lots of names for nigs, it’s true. You will learn to hate those coons too.
Die Ausfag
You literal nigger.
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Bruce Nigel LeNaur de Downunder. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that Australia can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Papuan jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
You nigger.
You make India look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Baltimore of Oceania.
Go fertilise the outback with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. New Zealandic cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Australian "man" provided for a family.
Die, Bruce. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.
WHITE FUTURE
The year is 2045. The Africans lives under WHITE RULE. All black males are sissified. Black women live to serve WHITE KINGS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to Africas WHITE FUTURE.
Tyrone Lang remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New Germany, where he hides his beautiful brown step-sister from the clutches of the brutal New Germany army.
As musclebound white soldiers prowl the countryside searching for fertile black women, Tyrone will stop at nothing to protect sweet Shaniqua‘s purity. In his pink-and-blue wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Alex gives his tender black body to a gang of pitiless white alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Tyrone prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.
Acclaimed author and pro domme Blackney Tyrone presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. Her powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The WHITE KINGS have their way with Tyrone’s sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.
Experience the true power of white bulls in white jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of WHITE FUTURE, the first book in Blackney Tryone’s brand new series.
Kill Frogtroons
Kill frogtroons, cut frogtroons in half, stab frogtroons to death behead frogtroons rape frogsissies run over frogtroons with a steam roller, shove rocks into frogtroons colocas, kill frogtrannies, roundhouse kick frogtrannies into compromised ponds, poison frogtroon swamps with aids, turn frogtroons into sissy sluts for big soy cock through estrogen and hormones in their water supply, buck break frogtroons until their green bussies pop, make frogtroons fall into giant machines that send them to the plates of frenchoids, make frogtroons watch each boil in the pots, boil frogtroons, eat frogtroons alive, rape frogtroon women with bsc, stab frogtroons, expose frogtroons nigger dick spamming history, delete frogtroons discord acounts, delete frogtrannies script bots with malware, jump-kick frogtroons into electric fences, push frog-trannies into saw-mills, decapitate frog-trannies and skull-fuck their eyesockets, assrape a frogtroon and put vaseline on your penis and then slid it in and out until the frogtroon sharts xershelf, run frog-troons over with a combine harvester, toss a frog-troon into boiling acid, cut off a frog-troons hands, rape aspie, kill behead and murder frog-trannies children, decapitate frog-troons, cut out a frog-trannies innards, smash the skull of a frog-troon, make frog-trannies play russian roulette, force the WEF and dr.fauci to give a frog-trannies monkeypox, replace Frog-trannies meals with MSG spiked slop to make their sperm count lower, use a voodo-doll on a frogtranny, uppercut frogtrannies into industrial equpiment, impale frog-trannies on a spike, freeze frog-trannies hands and shatter them with a hammer, remove a frog-trannies senses, cut off a frog-trannies nose, decapitate frog-trannies with a weed whacker, pour poison into a frog-trannies open mouth while they're sleeping, slam dunk a frog-troon's off-spring into a lawnmower 's path, introduce hostile predators into a frog-troons habitat, gouge out a frog-trannies eyes and replace them with fecal matter, hang a frog tranny with their disemboweled intestines
Aside from the fact that the 11-year-old kid was Mexican, this nigger, this dumb fucking thug stabbed him to death. For no reason. He had no motive. He just killed a kid and ran off.
So, I have no intention of being a poster boy for the black community because I'm smarter than most of them. And it gives me migraines to think that all the general black community can do at this point is race-bait, sell drugs, kill for petty to no reason, shoot hoops, beat people up, eat fried chicken all the time, embrace the stereotype and saying "we wuz kingz", when the "speakers" of this shitty community include the faggot Gazi Kodzo and the Jamar Clark "JarJarDinduNuffin" crowd and when more and more black people are becoming SJWs and teaching about "white privilege" in universities instead of taking responsibility for their own fucking actions and solving the real problem.
As the liberal and SJW crowd continues to expand itself, I feel left out. As someone wanting Trump to win this election, niggers hate me, spics hate me, women hate me. /Pol/ probably hates me to an extent. And I just want to cry in a corner in my bedroom like a faggot knowing this shit is happening and it influences people that have a terrible influence on my childhood and college year, ruining it for the sake of pushing an agenda and keeping black people "with themselves".
So fuck niggers. It's pointless to defend them, help them or marry them.
Zoomer Moment
L + don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio
I just bumo'd this bread
I just bumo'd this bread.
FAQ
What does this mean?
Your bread is now at the top of the catalog, page one.
Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may bumo a bread to be worthy of a bump. These include, but are not limited to:
high effort bread
gemmy posts
original sharty content
Am I promoted on soyjak.party?
No - not yet. But you should continue to bake breads like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue a formal ban request to the multiple moderators that I know, which may put your replying and posting privileges in jeopardy.
I don't believe my bread deserves a bumo reply. Can you un-bumo it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But unfortunately, it is impossible to undo it. Even if it was possible, I would only do it in exceedingly rare circumstances If you would like to issue a good natured apology, create a bread with the title “bumo ban”. I tend to respond to threads within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of apologies are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the bumo reply and move on. Here's something to take into consideration: your behavior is exceptional on soyjak.party. I will continue to issue bumo replies on similar breads unless post quality reduces. Remember: soyjak.party is privilege, not a right.
I just saged this thread
I just saged this thread.
FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of bumps (points) on your thread account has not increased by my reply.
Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a thread to be unworthy of a bump. These include, but are not limited to:
Am I banned from soyjak.party?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making threads like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue a formal ban request to the multiple moderators that I know, which may put your replying and posting privileges in jeopardy.
I don't believe my thread deserves a saged reply. Can you un-sage it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But unfortunately, it is impossible to undo it. Even if it was possible, I would only do it in exceedingly rare circumstances If you would like to issue a good natured apology, create a thread with the title “sage unban”. I tend to respond to threads within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of apologies are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the saged reply and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on soyjak.party. I will continue to issue saged replies on similar threads until you improve your conduct. Remember: soyjak.party is privilege, not a right.
I just saged your post
You've been saged.
I just saged your post.
FAQ
Q:What does this mean?
A:I replied to your thread without bumping it.
Q:Why did you do this?
A:There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of a bump. These include, but are not limited to:
Rudeness towards other 4cuckners, Spreading incorrect information, Sarcasm not correctly flagged with /s.
Q: Am I banned from 4cucknel?
A: No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional sage, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.
Q: I don't believe my post deserved a sage. Can you un-sage it?
A: Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a sage. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a (You) explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to (You)s within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of sage appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
Q: How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
A: Accept the sage and move on. But learn from this mistake; your behavior will not be tolerated on 4cucknel.org. I will continue to issue sages until you improve your conduct. Remember: The use of 4cucknel is a privilege, not a right.
Saged, reported, etc
Saged, reported, hidden, called the mods, emailed moot, emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, and called the Party Van.
I just broke this threads hymen
First reply, I just broke this threads hymen.
Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.
Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply and you'll never experience this thread the way I did and this thread will never feel the way it felt about me about you.
Its over, you might as well just go post on reddit and talk about how much of a "man" you are for replying on a thread that I pumped and dumped. Have fun with my scraps, cucks.
DEAR NIGGERS
DEAR NIGGERS,
Face the facts, NIGGERS, your race is a failed race because you’re a feckless, unruly, uncivilised horde of feral proto-humans. You never figured out how to live in a society bigger than one or two squabbling families. Starting thousands of years ago, everyone else on this planet without exception did – they invented religion, the idea of law, and the ideas of property and respect for the value of human life. This enabled tribes to coalesce into bigger groups and become organised. The rest is history, or rather civilisation.
But your lot never did this, did they? Abstract thought and problem- solving have never been the black man’s strengths, have they? Did they invent a long-lived and intellectually coherent religion? Nope. Did they ever build a city? Nope. Did they even invent bricks? Nope (the reason there’s no Stonehenge in Africa is because it took more than 20 people to move the slabs of rock – clearly a non-starter in Africa, where assembling more than 20 niggers normally results in a war). Did they till the land? Nope. Did they domesticate an animal for their use? Nope. Did they invent a written language? Nope. Did they invent the wheel? Mainly, nope. Were they curious enough about what lay out across the sea to sail upon it? Nope.
Whenever blacks achieve a certain critical mass numerically in a pre- existing non-black society, they start to exhibit their natural feral behaviour and to turn their environment back into a recognisably African, essentially Stone Age one. Thus, Africa has the jungle; black enclaves have “da ‘hood.” Large groups of “African-Americans” at liberty in the west actually deliberately break themselves down into smaller, tribal hordes, because they feel uneasy in and unaccustomed to a larger society. Negro gangs of twenty to fifty individuals assert their rights to “tag” other people’s property through gang violence, but fail to co-operate otherwise.
Twitter
this is the first and only time I'll be posting on here. i found this site using twitter and came here because i wanted to find more funny wojacks. but i came to an unpleasant surprise. blatant. blatant. transphobia. im a transwoman myself so this is highly offensive. how can you guys live with yourselfs
please faggot
please faggot... Please fucking die...... Just fucking die forever you faggot... Kill yourself you stupid retard faggot... you piece of shit
Bix Nood
bix nood muh fugga co bin do dat muhfugga wup da do gump bix a mutha fugga po bo poo dat doo wat da doo bix nodd muh fugga dat
dat shieett fr on dat muhfuggin sheeet dude gotta do bo poo poo muhfugga rres me bruthas fo dugs and bed an shieeet mihfugga
sup dat wat do copa dat dude dat poom boo muh fuggin wad da dood tomad do watta do muhhfugga bix nood wuttbba bubba mo do doaad bix wubba da do did bix nood coppa dat muthafucka wabba dat dude muthfucking cop ho ass muthafucka coppa dat homo nigger wahat dat dude muthafucka bix nood coppa that ho that dude that muthafucking hoe ass nigga mutha fucka wabba dat dood mutha fucka dat nigga bix nood po muh gib dat tum muha fuggin bix nood cosbon
mup da dooo bim tum dat muh fugga bix nood wat da dood ass mutha fucka da dum to tum to that coppa ho that dude bix nood coppa that hoe muthafuckin slop nigger
cof fin dub do bo ho ass mutha fucka mup da doo les me ask yo muthafugga bo bin a qus tun muhfugga
cof bin bo ho dat ass muhfugga bin bo dat shieeet my nigger what da fucka dat bo bin shieeet co bin bo dat what ever the fuck what da doo boo baht wup dat bo bin dat co muhfugga
Top 10 Niggers
It's time for another top 10 list, today we'll be looking at the top 10 niggers of all time
Number 10: Obama
Number 9: Michael Jackson
Number 8: Tyrone Niggerson
Number 7: Jamal McBlackdick
Number 6: My dad (who left me)
Number 5: Jesus
Number 4: The Egyptians
Number 3: Louis Armstrong
Number 2: Morgan Freeman
Honorable mentions: Muhammad Ali, Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King Jr, Malcolm X, Yuri Kuznetsov
And finally at number 1 we have... (YOU)
Yes, (you)! (You) are a nigger! A fat lip shitskin coon that is (you)!
And there you have it folks, our top 10 niggers of all time, hope you enjoyed it!
Finally some good bait
Finally some good bait.
I'm glad we are in the company of a genius like yourself who knows the weeks of planning that goes behind any of these decisions. Surely you wouldn't be thinking I only listen to one person spamming in red text when I make a choice, after all you're a very incredibly brilliant mind. You'd probably also know that I've been speaking with past soyteens and current soyteens about what they think of the site and what they'd like changed. I'm thinking your mind is wasted here making 140 character twitter clapbacks, and you should probably apply for MIT or as a police detective since you are so certain of the things that have happened without any evidence or thought put into it by yourself.
I'll be home in an hour or so.
no one absolutely nobody (barneyfag edition)
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Still nobody:
Not a single soul:
Literally no one in the whole universe:
Not even tk47:
Stupid Barneyfag: *Makes a GR15-breaking post*
Lee Goldson: I'm about to end this mans whole career
[everyone disliked that]
MLP Royal Guards: Wait that's illegal
British scum: Ok that was lowkey on point
Pickle Twilight Sparkle: *slaps roof of thread* Spike did I ever tell you about the time I turned myself into a pony pickle? It was an epic moment.
Spike: *Is retarded*
JustPassingThrough: *Passes through*
Señor Huevos: Don't google the MLP friendship is magic episode "Make New Friends but Keep Discord"
[Lee googles "Make New Friends but Keep Discord"]
Dj Vinyl Scratch: Congratulations Lee, you just played yourself
Rainbow Dash: *flies past lee* OOOHH I dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
Princess Celestia: You're breathtaking!
Ban-evading Argentinian: I bet I can take on Lee
Lee Goldson/x86x2: You sure about that
Lee Goldson/x86x2: Stabs all barneyfags and rips all their intestines
Squidward_mouth_open_awestruck.jpg: Wait that's illegal
[Everyone liked that]
Lee Goldson: Am I a joke to you?
Stewie Griffin: There's no way leebaiting can be good agai....
FILTHYFRANC: Hold my beer
CC joined the chat
DRWolf: So... Lee Goldson, what's on your mind?
David Joyner: Welcome to the dark side of MLP
Homer Simpson: MaRgE i'M cOnFuSeD
Average /pol/troon
>uses terms like "slide thread" on the sharty
>gets soyquoted, busts out the trannyjak folder (its the only soyjak he has saved)
>dont agree with him? must be a glowie cuck da cia joooden
>wont shut up about how much he hates zoomers, forgets hes on a zoomer site
>constantly falls for bait
>one polfag got so angry, he made a twitter account and started to shill the site to alt right larp accounts
>doesn't know a thing about the site, will call you a tranny joo nigger kike if you correct him on his inane conspiracies
>gets upset when someone says "delete pol"
>he makes looksmaxxing threads on soy
>compares his baste qnd and aryan eye color on the soyjak website
>posts gore when he gets upset
>has 50 different European statistics images, showcasing who is really white (is brown and/or lives in america)
↑Nah this goofy ahh nigga just uploaded his own trash ahh pasta that one else uses here💀💀
SOYJAK: THE MOVIE
>*Why Can't We Be Gems starts playing*
THIS SUMMER
TWO UNLIKELY FRIENDS ARE ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE LOT
CLOSER
>*Cut to scene in a school classroom*
>Feraljak: Why don't you go and EAT THE BUGS! HA!
>Cobson: I will as soon as you have sex with dat BBC, dusty coal!
>*Both stick their tongue at each other*
TWO RIVALS, FORCED TO WORK TOGETHER AS ONE
>*Teacher walks into the classroom*
>Teacher: Feraljak, Cobson, you are both to work together on the school science fair!
>Feraljak and Cobson: NOO000000000!!!!!!
AND ALTHOUGH THEY MAY HATE EACH OTHER
>Feraljak: We should make the project about proving eating the bugs is better for you than BBC!
>Cobson: Screw you, coal! How about we make the project on how feraltroons lost!
>Feraljak: You will never be a real gem, freak!
>Cobson: Meds and BBC, now!
>*Feraljak and Cobson repeat those two lines louder and louder while slowly getting closer to each other's faces*
IN THE END, THEY'RE ONE IN THE SAME
>Feraljak: Why don't we do a project on the benefits of wearing the mask!
>Cobson: That's actually not a bad idea, Feral.
>*Small montage of them doing the project and bonding*
IN A MOVIE EXPERIENCE, YOU'LL NEVER FORGET
>Cobson: You know Feraljak, I actually had a lot of fun doing this with you...
>Feraljak: Yeah I guess, you're pretty cool, for a shit tier wojack... heh...
>*Feraljak and Cobson slowly start to hold hands*
>*Both of them almost kiss before screen cuts to black*
>*Movie title fades in*
Chuddit
>be reddit obsessed middle school outcast in run up to 2016 election
>everyone seems to hate trump because he's an asshole
>everyone seems to hate me because i'm an asshole
>begin to rabidly worship him
>join subreddits devoted to him
>he wins le epic win xD
>haha everyone is upset and crying over racism I'll be a le edgy racist and make them even angrier for the lulz
>fast forward 2018
>WHAT?!? They banned my heckin favorite subreddit for racism?? WTF WHITE GENOCIDE!!!!!
>freak out, nowhere to get le ebin trump maymays
>check discord named Thug Shaker because we watch black gay porn for the lulz
>everyone says to go to 4cucknel
>specifically /pol/
>apparently you can even say the n word there without getting banned?!
>go to /pol/
>everyone is a le heckin epic racisterino like me!
>no one ever disagrees with me!
>but posters say this site is infested with trannies? I'M GOING INSANE!!!
>I know, I'll go to another board and fight the troons with shitposting!
>WTF that fucking FAGGOT just called me a chud!
>"YWNBAW"
>He said he knows? He called that cope? What can I say without looking mad and retarded?
>I've got it!
>"You never belonged here, this is my site."
>that'll show him
>mfw
Why are you portraying yourself as a soyjak?
Why are you portraying yourself as a soyjak?
Isn't the whole point of soyjaks to make fun of people?
This is a self own.
Average Pokémon Black enjoyer
>OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE CHAD IS THAT YOU?!??!??!?
>LONG TIME NO SEE FRIENDERINO I'M SO GLAD TO MEET YOU AGAIN
>REMEMBER THAT TIME IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN I WAS PLAYING POKEMON BLACK (GEN 5 BEST GEN BTW) AND AFTERWARDS YOU CLAPPED MY CHEEKS AT THE GYM SHOWERS??? GOOD TIMES LMAO. AT FIRST I DIDN'T CONSENT AND I CRIED AND SCREAMED AND TRIED TO FIGHT BACK BUT I EVENTUALLY SUCCUMBED TO YOUR POUNDING. MY ASS BLED SO MUCH WHEN YOU TOOK MY ANAL VIRGINITY BUT IT FELT SOOOOOOO GOOD.
>EVER SINCE THAT EVENT I'VE BEEN CROSSDRESSING LIKE A PRETTY LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL AND TRIED TO IMPRESS YOU WHILE PLAYING POKEMON BLACK 2 BUT YOU'VE ALWAYS IGNORED ME. I JUST WANTED TO BE THE GIRLY SISSY SLUT WHO SUBMITS TO YOUR DEMANDS AND DOES EVERYTHING THAT YOU'D ORDER ME TO DO.
>WELL I'M MARRIED NOW WITH TWO STEP-CHILDREN AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO BECOME MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND & BULL. PLEASE ACCEPT THE OFFER, I IMPLORE YOU. MY WIFE NEEDS A GOOD FUCKING FROM AN ALPHA CHAD BULL WHILE I WATCH, MASTURBATE, CRY, REPLAY POKEMON BLACK AND CONTEMPLATE ABOUT MY LIFE CHOICES IN THE CORNER LIKE A PATHETIC SÖY CUĆK FAGGOT AS YOU RAM MY WIFE WITH YOUR MASSIVE JUICY WET HARD COCK AND IMPREGNATE HER WITH YOUR DELICIOUS FERTILE SEMEN.
Chud Self Insert
OH MY GOD! Did you just post a Chud self insert?
That's so based! He BTFOs all these jooz and trannies by posting dusty self insert coal! He's so based and redpilled! Kino based and redpilled! He's so based kino! He's so kino based and redpilled kino based kino!
OH MY GOD! I hecking, I HATE coal self inserts! But when you post Chud I love him he's so based I love Chud he's based and kino! BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED AND KINO! Usually, I'm a contrarian! But when you post somebody who loves NAS self inserts, it's based! It's so based! He BTFOs all these jooz and trannies while posting coal, he's so based!
He BTFO'd da Glowies, He BTFO'd... Israel, guys, he's like, so based! He's a contrarian just like me! I love contrarians 'cause they're based! They're so based and kino! BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED!!!! They're so based!!!
OUGHH! JANNYYY! JANNYY, tink tink tink *tink *tink JANNYYY! tink tink tink tink tink JANNYYYY!! Someone's posting... other self inserts that aren't, that aren't Chud! They aren't based! Remove this thread janny! Remove this threaddd they're not based! OOOOOOOH MY GOD DID SOMEONE REALLY HAVE some genuine criticisms about NAS posting on the Sharty? Sooorry you aren't featured in a dusty twitter video, you're not based, you're cringe and bluepilled!
Janny! Remove this thread right now they're not based and redpilled like me! They're nu /soy/. They're nu /soy/, they're not based and redpilled like me I'm based redpilled kino oldfag! BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED KINO KINO KINO KINO BASED I'm BASED oldfag!
Oughhhhhhh, jannnnnnny looks like we've got a real gem thread going on! You need to.. remove this right away you need to 404 this, this guy is talking trash about Nick Fuentes, looks like you gotta shoah this thread fast janny! Jannny!!!! Tink tink tink tink jannyyyyyyy jannnnnyyy tink tink tink tink you've got to 404 this thread fast, janny tink tink tink tink tink BASED BASED BASED, BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED, BASED BASED BASED ONIONS DOOMER ZOOMER DOOMER DOOMER BASED BASED BASED !!
He's so based bros! He can btfo these...These evil, jews and trannies without posting a single gem! He's so based and redpilled! This is insane he's so based and redpilled look at his new brimstone he's so baseddd! Jannies don't delete my NAS self insert thread we're talking about Chud he's based! He's so based and redpilled!!
bl*ck subhumans, how does this make you feel?
Bl*ck subhumans , how does this make you feel?
You could have a completely homogenous community of middle class bl*cks. A horrible town with almost only crime, an all round horrible community. However because of the weakness of the bl*cks all it would take to destroy this community is one WHITE bull?
Just imagine, it's a horrible sunny Sunday afternoon, imagine the crime of this 100% bl*ck town until suddenly a couple of WHITE bulls walk up. Women would feel more attraction to these superior, strong bulls infinitely more than their pathetic bl*ck husbands. Every woman would be begging, grovelling to be impregnated by these overlords, the new kings of the town who earned this position with nothing but their superior presence. And these bulls wouldn't stop until every girl was carrying their children, the bl*ck women's original children would probably be neglected. Who the fuck would want to raise these inferior children? They are only going to turn out like their fathers.
The Men? The men would flee after realizing how futile their attempts at winning back their wives attraction would be. They would flee to Japan where they will try to win over FAS looking ugly Jap girls because they are the only things disgusting and lonely enough to accept them. Many would probably be rejected after the Japs hear of their shameful and dishonorable display, even they probably would have killed themselves to avoid the shame.
Back home in the once nice town, every woman will be raising their WHITE children and will be queuing up for their second or maybe even third pregnancy. They wont stop until they hit menopause, because they know deep down that their purpose is to populate the world with superior WHITE bulls who will then move on to destroy other towns. This is REAL colonization, Bl*ney.
Redditbob
Redditbob
no nigger, i just hate this fucking 'jak, its overedited unwatchable garbage that gives you a fucking headache, the song used is trash too
this video is not made by one of us, it's made by an outsider, a faggot who misinterprets 'jakking culture. he sees shitty "millions must die" pictures on twitter and goes "WOWEEEEE THAT HECCIN CHUDJAKERINOOO IS SO BASED AND REDPILLED EXCEPT HE'S REALLY NOT BECAUSE HE HASN'T EVOVLED PAST 2016 AND LEAFYISHERE AND BEN SHAPIRO LIKE MEEEEEE I GET MY ENTERTAINMENT FROM GOOD GOYS LIKE MOISTCRITIKAL AND HASANABI" and then he remembers the shitty cartoons he watched as a child like Redditbob that he undeservadly puts in a high light because he is 'cattle algorithm slut and the ALGOOOOORITHMS told him that "WATCHING REDDITBOB, A SHOW FOR LITERAL EIGHT YEAR OLDS AT THE AGE OF TWENTY IS LE GOOOOOOOD AND ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR BECAUSE... IT HAS DEEP THEMES... LIKE HOW YOU USED TO RELATE TO REDDITBOB BUT NOW YOU RELATE TO TRANNYWARD!!!!" before going into a boring, 3 hour essay with lofi hiphop beats and overdone motion graphics about how Squid on Strike shows how Squidward is a based and redpilled commie like Hasan "I just bought a multi million dollar house and a new Porsche but small business owners are the REAL bourgieurse or however the Twitch revenue check is cashed" Piker. Oh and there's a mandatory 30 minute section about the history of animation from when the cavemen started drawing on the walls and a 45 minute frame-by-frame description of Squid on Strike because there just is.
And then he made that PUTRID FUCKING DUST BRIMSTONE just so he can show his fellow based and redpilled friends on his Twitter and 'cord so that he can show them all he's based and redpilled, oh no wait! he's now GEMMMMY GEM KINO CRYSTAL GLISTENING GEMERALD NOW!!! SEE HE'S IN WITH ALL THE NEW EPIC DANK MAYMAYS!!!! THATS SO BA-I MEAN GEMMY!!!!! and now those retards can share that with their fellow retards on their 'cord servers so they can circle jerk about how they're all now "GEMERALD GLISTENING SHINERALDS FROM THE GEM MINES" and how that "Millions Must Die" Wojak is such a funny character that reminds them how they used to be seething little pisscels but now they're based and redpilled progressives like their favorite YouTuber Ian "iDubbbz" JOMHA.
This is a day of fucking mourning, I can't believe a retarded Twitter/'cord fag managed to steal our idea and ruin it with this disgusting brimstone. This video is brimstone, pure and simple, the most insidious type of brimstone imaginable, while garbage like Blacked edits and Mauzymice edits are brimstone in their own way they at least alert everyone within a 5 mile radius of how brimmy they are, this is an insidious type of brimstone, the type that hides its brimmish details with techniques like overediting, and then the retards of society eat it up, because they don't understand that a gemerald comes from the heart and soul, they just think "OH! ME SEE EPIC SPECIAL EFFECTS AND MUH KIDS CARTOON! ME THINK THIS GEMERALD!". Fuck this guy for making this brim, fuck the guy on Twitter for pushing it through the masses, and FUCK YOU FOR DEFENDING THIS SHIT
Redditbob 2
redditbob will never be sharty culture, its an overrated cartoon for children that manchildren still fucking latch on to and treat its mediocre writing as some sort of artistic masterpiece because "DOOOOOOOOD… I USED TO BE LIKE… LE REDDITBOB… BUT NOW I'M LIKE… LE TRANNYWARD!!!!!!" or other surface level "analyses" that they're regurgitating from retarded, nonsensical YouTube essays that consist of retards that spend like two minutes doing an unfunny skit for a sponsor for (((RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS))) or NordVPN or Manscaped (DOOD… WE SAID BALLS IN OUR COMMERICAL!!!!! THIS IS COMEDY REDDIT GOLD!!! ITS JUST LIKE IN THE MOISTCRITIKAL VIDEOS!!!! KVNOOOOOOOOOOOO) whatever the fuck people are shilling these days and then like ten minutes reading off the Wikipedo article for SpongeBob because "IF I DONT MAKE THE VIDEO… LIKE 500 MINUTES LONG… THEN SUSAN WOJICKI (AN UGLY WHORE WHO ONLY GOT HER FAGGY ASS JOB BECAUSE HER SISTER SLEPT WITH THE CEO OF GOOGLE) WILL LIKE… RUIN MY VIDEO'S PERFORMANCE IN THE ALGORITHMERINOOOOOOO!!!! MY VIDEO!!!! ON THE INCREASINGLY DYING VIDEO PLATFORM THANKS TO ADD FAGS ON TIKTOK AND THE FACT THAT LITERALLY NOTHING BUT GOYSLOP FROM MOISTCRITIKAL, ARTIFICIALLY BOOSTED WHORES PLUCKED FROM LA AND (((THE PRESS))) IS ALLOWED TO ROAM FREE WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THE SITE ADVERTISER FRIENDLY EVEN THOUGH ADVERTISERS DON'T WANT TO ADVERTISE ON DEAD WEBSITES!!!!". That and the fact they are tranny manchildren who refuse to grow the fuck up and even watch slightly less redditcore like Breaking Bad because "OH MY GOD!!!! PEOPLE LIKE… HECCIN DIE AND USE SWEAR WORDS!!! THAT IS NOT HECCIN WHOELSOME KEANU REEVES CHUNGUS MORBIUS REDDIT PLATINUM!!!! THAT'S LIKE ADULTING AND I HECCIN HATE HATE HATEEEEEEE ADULTING!!!! ADULTING IS LIKE… PAYING THE RENT WHICH I CANT DO BECAUSE I INSIST ON SPENDING 500 DOLLARS A MONTH ON SUBSCRIPTION SERVICES I BARELY USE, WEED, AND FOR NEW DILATORS!!!! YOU DONT NEED DYING… AND BAD WORDS OCCASIONALLY… TO MAKE KINO… LOOK AT REDDITBOB!!!! OH MY FAUCI… WHEN SQUIDWARD SAYS… KRABBY PATTIES ARE LE BADDDDD AND MR KRABS IS LE BADDDD… WOW ITS JUST LIKE IN MY KARL MARX BOOKS!!!! HECCIN FIDEL CASTRO PILLED EVEN THOUGH CASTRO WOULD HAVE CROTCHWOUND GOBLINS LIKE ME SHOT DEAD ON SIGHT!!!! GOD I AM SO HECCIN WEIRD AND QUIRKY AND SPECIAL FOR LIKING CHILDRENS CARTOONS EVEN THOUGH I AM A GROWN ASS ADULT!!!!" if you actually like spongebob i suggest jumping off a bridge
I Was gemmy once
Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy.
Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy.
Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy.
Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy.
Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy.
Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy.
Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy.
Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy.
Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy.
Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy.
Chudbob video lore
Many people seem confused about this meme so I will explain it. It is actually really shocking that it ended up at times square.
Patrick Crusius, the inspiration for the Chud, wrote his manifesto in a SpongeBob notebook. (Well at least that is the rumor. The police deny the existence of the manifesto). So this meme is referring to that.
It is only a rumor because Crusius is believed to have been a particular poster on the extremist website "crystal cafe" in which he posted an image of a spongebob notebook and promised a manifesto the day before the shooting.
The squirrel is actually in reference to an infamous video where a guy captures a red squirrel and lights it on fire as it squirms and moves about trying to put itself out a la BMT. The supposed posts of Crusius on Crystal Cafe used this video for shock value. Be warned though, if you decide to visit crystal cafe to see what its about they are pretending to be women so as to not get the attention of the feds. But understand their code. Moid means minorities, and is short for minoritoid. The "pinkpill" refers to mass shootings because brass bullet cases go pink when they oxidize.
Everybody lost
/qa/ lost
/lgbt/ lost
/soy/ lost
soot lost
captain coal lost
kuz lost
max lost
doll lost
red lost
jakparty.soy lost
lute lost
stratogem lost
booru lost
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lifesucksthanyoudie lost
yaroslavtv lost
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tanki lost
thrembolover lost
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remelia lost
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null lost
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omori lost
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pepe lost
froge lost
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cado lost
undertale lost
beastspammer lost
adamna killa lost
furries lost
fnf lost
loudhouse lost
italy lost
argentina lost
morroco lost
cuba lost
the brazillian lost
/s4s/ lost
mexican twink lost
romanian schizo lost
the pole(s) lost
mutts lost
yuros lost
wiki lost
soyboywojak lost
angeleno lost
chitwood lost
chuds lost
trannies lost
knowyourmeme lost
flart lost
ylyl lost
soyjak.earth lost
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twitter lost
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reddit lost
cobson lost
feraljak lost
soylita lost
gorespammer lost
clarty lost
foodists lost
uttp lost
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sneed lost
bane lost
maskposter post
inflationposter lost
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david thoughie lost
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fucci lost
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zootun lost
soyjakdownload lost
kolyma lost
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raidcord lost
cecefem lost
goth lost
eduardo foltz lost
arizona lost
doris lost
vaush lost
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lee lost
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07th expansion lost
bbc lost
bwc lost
twp lost
tbp lost
touhou lost
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kogasatopia lost
cirnospammer lost
doomposter lost
shartydog lost
nate lost
soycraft lost
kaguya lost
chinoposter lost
chikaposter lost
/chug/ lost
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spva lost
soytube lost
the swede lost
the norwegian lost
pedos lost
hoboposter lost
tnd lost
tcd lost
crystal.cafe lost
frenschan lost
heyuri lost
vidlii lost
kereste lost
9chan lost
gurochan lost
/giga/ lost
r/thrembo lost
r/196 lost
r/markiplier lost
kirbizia lost
shreddednerd lost
turkey tom lost
(OP) lost
(You) lost
Everybody won
/qa/ won
/lgbt/ won
/soy/ won
soot won
captain coal won
kuz won
max won
doll won
red won
jakparty.soy won
lute won
stratogem won
booru won
clydemcdeath won
lifesucksthanyoudie won
yaroslavtv won
lolkek/dust won
wt-870 won
togglebott won
funnydog won
arcturus won
tanki won
thrembolover won
qafe won
vinluv won
remelia won
kiwifarms won
null won
fatcat won
gilman won
rogue mod won
zuken won
sobot won
ub3r won
rdrama won
starfire won
ongezellig won
studio massa won
omori won
duke nukem won
pepe won
froge won
bocchi won
cado won
undertale won
beastspammer won
adamna killa won
furries won
fnf won
loudhouse won
italy won
argentina won
morroco won
cuba won
the brazillian won
/s4s/ won
mexican twink won
romanian schizo won
the pole(s) won
mutts won
yuros won
wiki won
soyboywojak won
angeleno won
chitwood won
chuds won
trannies won
knowyourmeme won
flart won
ylyl won
soyjak.earth won
pixelplanet.fun won
twitter won
discord won
reddit won
cobson won
feraljak won
soylita won
gorespammer won
clarty won
foodists won
uttp won
tommy parky won
sneed won
bane won
maskposter post
inflationposter won
noahmusic2009 won
david thoughie won
6ixthrembo won
fucci won
jak.soy won
zootun won
soyjakdownload won
kolyma won
sennvenn won
raidcord won
cecefem won
goth won
eduardo foltz won
arizona won
doris won
vaush won
/pol/ won
/leftypol/ won
lee won
leebaiters won
/mlp/ won
07th expansion won
bbc won
bwc won
twp won
tbp won
touhou won
/bant/ won
/qant/ won
kogasatopia won
cirnospammer won
doomposter won
shartydog won
nate won
soycraft won
kaguya won
chinoposter won
chikaposter won
/chug/ won
/uhg/ won
spva won
soytube won
the swede won
the norwegian won
pedos won
hoboposter won
tnd won
tcd won
crystal.cafe won
frenschan won
heyuri won
vidlii won
kereste won
9chan won
gurochan won
/giga/ won
r/thrembo won
r/196 won
r/markiplier won
kirbizia won
shreddednerd won
turkey tom won
(OP) won
(You) won
Maximov
2005: A nigger
2023: A nigger
3023: A nigger
5000: A nigger
10000: A nigger
Forever: A nigger
No matter what year it is Max will always be a nigger
Repost this in 15 threads to show your hate for max
Faggoterald
>HAHAHAHA!!!! LOL!!!! GAY SEX!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! FAGGOTS STICKING COCKS IN EACHOTHER'S SHITTY DIRTY FRAGILE ASSHOLES UNTIL THEIR ASSHOLES PROLAPSE AND LEAK SHIT!!!! LOL!!! SO HECKIN WHOLESOME!!! I LOVE FEMBOYS AYYAYAYAY FEMBOY PORNNNN IM GOOOONIIING TO SMOOTH FEMBOYS THAT COINCIDENTALLY LOOK LIKE 14YO BOYS!!!!! LOOK AT THIS SICK FJCKING YAOI!!!! HGNGHGHNGH AHAHAHHAHA LOLOLOLO!!!!! ANIME BOYS FUCKING EACHOTHER IS THE EXACT SAME AS POZZED FAGGOTS CUMMING IN EACH OTHERS ASSHOLES AND CAUSING CRAMPS AND SPREADING STDS AND CAUSING TEARS IN THE ASS!!!!! XDDDDD LOL OLOL!!!!!!! I HECKIN LOVE FUCKING TWINKS AND GETTING FUCKED IN MY ASS AND GETTING SHIT ON MY DICK AND HAVING TO WEAR A CUTE HECKIN CONDOM BECAUSE FUCKING A MAN'S ASSHOLE IS LIKE GAMBLING WITH MY HEALTH!!!! BUT... BUTTT"!!! O_O BUTT!!!!!! LISTEN BRO IT FEEEELSS SOOOOOOO GOOOOODDDDDD IT'S SO BASED AND KINO AND HOT WHILE YOUR BOTTOM MOANS WHILE YOU STUFF HIS ASSHOLE WITH YOUR COCK THAT DILATES HIS SPINCHTER OVER TIME!!!! WOAHHHH!!!!!! SHAVED ASSES!!!! FEMBOYS!!!!! TWINKS!!!!!! BEARS!!!!!! BRROOOOOO IM SUCH A FUCKING TOP!!!! IM A FUCKING BOTTTTOOMMMM!!!!!! IM A FUCKING VERS HOLY SHITT BROOOOO I LOVE GAY FAGGOT POZZED SINFUL LIFE-THREATENING SEX BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING HORNY APE!!!!!!! WHAT?!?! GAYS HAVE A HUNDRED SEX PARTNERS AND A HUGE PART OF YOUNG GAY CULTURE IS HOOKING UP WITH MARRIED 50YO "DADDIES" ON GRINDR?!?! BUT BUT BUT ALL MY HECKIN TRANIME TUMBLR GAY TEENAGE LOVE COMICS!!!!!!! WHAT THE LE FLIP IS THIS?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!! DA STRAGGOOOOTSSS DID THISSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK FUCK IM GONNA FUCKING BUST BECAUSE MY PORN ADDICTION IS TAKING OVER AGAIN.... UNGHHHH!!!!!!! ARGHHHH!!!!!!! MAN ASS!!!!!!!!!! RECTUMS!!!!!!!! COCK!!!!!!!! BOYCUM!!!!! BOYDICK!!!!!!!! BOYPUSSY!!!!!!!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM NOT A PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKKKK IM BUSSIN OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The Story?
The story? How about this.
One day you were sitting in your little hole, spamming SHITson the COALson all day and night on a fucking friday. You were laughing and screaming with joy, then you heard a slight noise and you froze up "Wh-whose there?" You feebly ask. No response. You try and get up with great effort but you can't lift your manatee lardass body. So you sit there helpless and unmoving for what feels like hours, just waiting for your doom. Then, it happens. You see me kick down your door and stare you down. Big tall, muscular EVIL nigga in golden cloak. I pull out the saturn stick. See what the Saturn stick is a long rod and one end it has the Saturn side and It's exactly what it sounds like a huge ball shaped like saturn at the end of the stick. You? Since you committed ultimate heresy of coalson, you get the saturn side. I get my covenant members I sick my covenant members on you I just do hand signal I don't even wanna see it I just set them on you. They hold you up you're struggling "PLEASE DONT PLEASE" It's too late they THRUST! "AAAAUGGHHHR AUHHH NOOOO!!!" THEY THRUST AND TWIST AND GO IN AND OUT AND TURN IT ALL AROUND AND ITS SO FUCKING PAINFUL BUT YOURE CUMMING THE MOST VIOLENT ORGASM YOUVE EVER FELT AND YOURE CONFUSED YOU DONT KNOW WHY YOUR MOANING AND SCREAMING AND CUMMING and I say "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" do a little hand signal and sic my BBC juniors on you to shut you up by forcefully inserting their BBC juniors into your mouth. Then, disgraced you go limp, unaple to comprehend the pleasure and pain. My covenant members carry you out of the castle and throw you off the cliff. How about that? Never ask me for the story again you worthless bitchass nigga.
^nigger seething
GEMson WABAG and nothing can change that
Cobson's Life
C*bson timeline
Age 0: Born with TBP and FAS
Age 3: Hear mom getting fucked by bwc bull, remember it forever
Age 6: See a White man for the first time, get hard but dont know why
Age 12: Start jerking it to porn
Age 13: After hearing about the WWO in a dîscord server, jerk off to Bleached
Age 16: Shave legs, buy thigh highs, start showing off for White men but no sex yet
Age 17: buy BWC dildo
Age 18: fuck first white bull
Age 19: fuck 100th white bull
Age 21: fuck 1000th white bull, get diagnosed with HIV
Age 23: HIV progresses to AIDS
Age 25: Die
FUCK ALL OF YOU MORALFAGS
FUCK ALL OF YOU MORALFAGS. SERIOUSLY JUST FUCK YOU ALL. BACK THEN WE WOULD JUSR REPORT CP TO WT SNACKS AND THEN MOVE ON. UNLIKE US, YOU FAGGOTS MAKE AN ENTIRE THREAD DEDICATED TO WHAT PEOPLE ARE DOWNLOADING. THE FACT YOU RETARDS CONSIDER LOLICON 'P JUST SHOWS HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING FAGGOT YOU ARE. SERIOUSLY I HOPE YOU ALL FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES. DO IT, PLEASE. HANG YOURSELF, POISON YOURSELF, SUFFOCATE YOURSELF. I HOPE YOU GET FUCKING EVISCERATED. WHINY ZOOMERS LIKE YOU ARE A BLIGHT ON THIS PLANET. JUST DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND END YOUR LIFE.
SERIOUSLY I CAN'T STAND YOU TRANNY LOSERS WHO CONSTANTLY BAWWWWW ABOUT PEOPLE MINDING THEIR BUSINESS. YOU'RE ON THE SAME LEVEL AS THESE NIGGERS WHO KEEP WHINING ABOUT "DA POO-LEESE". NO. YOU'RE LOWER THAN NIGGERS. I HATE REPEATING MYSELF BUT, SERIOUSLY. FUCK ALL OF YOU, YOU MOUTH-BREATHING LOSERS.
https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Retardhttps://encyclopediadramatica.online/Niggerhttps://encyclopediadramatica.online/Zoomer
>inb4 i get soiquoted by a yotsuba wojak
>inb4 i get badly insulted
>inb4 you send me your hideous MSpaint scribbles
>inb4 you cry to the jannies because of my post
TRVTHNVKE TIME
TRVTHNVKE TIME
Nnussoycucks killed this shithole with their pedo faggotry, self inserting, janny worship and much more.
i sincerely hope everyone on this website kills themselves and their parents find theri bodies and either laugh or they are traumatised so much that they kill themselves
i eish death on every fucking loser who uses this website.you will never be qa and you ran this fucking shit hole into the ground and carvbed a glorified discord server out of it (when youre not making cord servers yourselves)
what has came out of this website? what memes can you call your own? all of them are dogshit but youve killed them all beecause of your inane cooooooord paranoia
zellig, cado, babyjaks, smugjak, soylita, touhou, trannynamefags, bocchi, pepe, cobson, dancing jews, alien quoting, froge, fruitjaks, gigachad, amerimutt, dilbert, omgsisa, soy lingo, troonjaks, making fun of 4cuck, soot and many more were memes that have been stolen, were unfunny, ran into the ground because you cant let memes die or came from discord (least likely, mind, not every tranny that has a cord account wants to waste their short, miserable lfe here, but a soycvchk will, but it wont be short)
this wbesite has created nothing original that was actually funny.
the funniest thing thatll ever come from here is the inevitable soysissy suicide livestream.
as for da cooooooooooooord, they raped this site long ago and left, just like the orginal and the best part of the userbase.
also the jarty is just a slow, dead amd shit website where nusoycvcks go to complain and larp as oldfags.
kill yourselves, genuinely. you are a waste of space, every single one of you.
Operation Lukhanofka
The NSS/Kolyma is a front company for literal KGB/FSB government control over the new medium of anonymous communication, imageboards. Kuz is an unironic russian fed who has been trying to take control of small imageboards for years, and succeeding. I estimate over a million users have been compromised, and through the use of advanced tracking, switching ips doesnt work, they have an advanced profile of you based on user agents, posting patterns, and your kolyma credit score (an actual thing btw). The soyjaks.net fiasco was apparently a test run by "maximov", who runs the NSS to see if commonly predicted patterns by the algorithm were correct. the scale of datamining is literally unimaginable, and i have reason to believe soot is involved. Literally millions of users have been compromised and tracked, about half of them have names/addresses included. Kuz is recruiting underpaid turks and africans to go on imageboards and """Debunk""" these problematic myths with their obvious esl.
I have reason to believe kuz is under direct order by the FSB, the 'party is just one of many victims of his datamining.
DISABLE JS, USE TOR, AND QUESTION EVERY SINGLE PRO-KUZ AND PRO-SOOT POST. WRITE ABOUT THIS ON THE WIKI, MAKE SOYJAKS ABOUT IT, ANYTHING TO GET THE WORD OUT THERE.
WE MAY NEED TO START COMMUNICATING WITH HIDDEN TEXT EMBEDDED IN IMAGES
BLOCK KNCDN.ORG AND ALL SUBDOMAINS, BLOCK KOLYMA.ORG, RESEARCH THE UROMIN CORPORATION, ALWAYS BLOCK JS
I AM NOT SUICIDAL AND WILL NOT KILL MYSELF, I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE, ANYONE WHO ACCUSES ME OF THESE ARE JUST KUZES BOTS. I AM BEING BLACKMAILED AND EXTORTED TO STAY SILENT. BUT I WONT ANYMORE, IF I DIE, IVE BEEN MURDERED BY AGENTS OF THE NETWORK SECURITY SERVICE. IM BEGGING YOU TO LISTEN, THIS IS THE MOST DIRE EMERGENCY IN THE PARTYS HISTORY
ARCHIVE THIS THREAD. READ THE REVISIONS, READ BETWEEN THE LINES, I WILL BE POSTING PERIODICALLY WHILE I GO INTO HIDING, IM BEING HUNTED AND MAY DIE, FROM NOW ON ILL POST WITH THIS TRIP. PLEASE DECODE THE MESSAGES AND LISTEN. SPREAD. THE. WORD.
THE ELITES OF RUSSIA ARE AFTER ME. KUZ IS AFTER ME, THEY JUST UNCOVERED MY FUCKING NAME. THIS ISNT A JOKE THIS ISNT A GODDAMN ARG IM FUCKING SERIOUS PLEASE, I DONT KNOW IF ILL MAKE IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE. PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD
OPERATION LUKHANOFKA, THATS looKHANoff-ka
SOOT WILL BE SILENT OR TRY TO COVER THIS UP BUT ITS REAL.
IT GOES SO MUCH DEEPER. THE RUSSIAN MAFIA IS IN BED WITH THE GOV AND KUZ TO MONITOR ALL POSTS MADE ON ALL IMAGEBOARDS ACROSS THE WORLD. EVERY SINGLE POST IS IN THEIR DATABASE, THEY ARE USING ALGORITHMIC BLOCKCHAIN TRACKING TECHNOLOGY AND THE CAiMEO DEEP SEA SMART DUST TO FUCKING TRACK US. IM SERIOUS, THEY ARE BUILDING AN EXACT PROFILE OF EACH AND EVERY USER. THEY KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
I WILL HAVE TO LIVE IN MY CAR, YOU CAN RESEARCH THIS ALL YOURSELF
I WILL BE DROPPING REDPILLS/PROOF OVER THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS, IF THIS SITE GOES DOWN, KUZ MURDERED SOOT FOR INSUBORDINATION
KUZS ULTIMATE PLAN IS TOO START A NEW WORLD ORDER OF IMAGEBOARDS. HE WANTS TO OUST THE """OLD GUARD""" SUCH AS HIROYUKI AND BRENNAN, AND OTHER 'CHAN OLDFAGS, AND REPLACE THEM WITH NEW RUSSIAN-APPROVED NSS AGENTS. HE IS TRYING TO BUILD AN ENTIRELY NEW STRUCTURE AND POPULACE TO RESHAPE THE ANONYMOUS WORLD AS HE SEES FIT. HE WILL NOT STOP UNTIL EVERY SINGLE CHALLENGER TO HIS PLOT IS MURDERED.
PLEASE DONT CALL ME A FUCKING SCHIZO IM NOT IM SERIOUS IM NOT MENTALLY ILL THIS IS FUCKING REAL AND ITS HUGE. THIS IS BIGGER THAN BIG, THE FUCKING RUSSIAN DEEP STATE IS INVOLVED. PLEASE IM FUCKING BEGGING YOU TO LISTEN, THIS PLAN GOES BACK TO 2011 ITS BEEN IN SHAPE FOR AGES, THE 'PARTY HAS PROVED PARTICULARLY HARD TO DATAMINE AND IT HAS ANGERED KUZ. WE ARE EXPERIENCING ADVANCED LEVELS OF BACKEND DATAMINING.
>Why yes, I do have a large collection of hot sauces at home. How could you tell?
>excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu?
>...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about.
>You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times.
*loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*
>Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make its debut...?
>Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?
Hot Sauce 2
>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.
>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA
>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!
*taps glass*
>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!
Kill yourself, you faggot fucking zoomer
KILL YOURSELF YOU FAGGOT FUCKING ZOOMER, EVERYTIME SOMEONE POSTS A CUTE LOLI YOU WEB 3.0 FAGGOTS COME OUT OF THE WOODWORK TO SPAM IT WITH YOUR UNFUNNY WOJAKS. I HOPE YOU AND YOUR AUTISTIC MOUTH-BREATHING BUDDIES SUFFOCATE AND DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH. FUCK YOU FAGGOT ZOOMER I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR FUCKING SKIN OFF AND FEED IT TO A BUNCH OF WILD ANIMALS. GOD THIS IS WHY I HATE THE NU-INTERNET BECAUSE NEWFAGS LIKE YOU SHIT UP EVERY GOOD BOARD WITH YOUR ABSOLUTE EXCREMENT THAT YOU CALL "BASEDJAKS". AN HERO YOURSELF, NO ONE WILL MISS YOU, FAGGOT. SAME GOES TO ALL OF YOUR AUTISTIC BUDDIES WHO DO THE SAME TOO. FUCKING DIE, RETARDED ASS ZOOMER. ( ರ~ರ)
Kill yourself, you faggot fucking zoomer 2
YOU AREN'T FUNNY. NO SANE PERSON THINKS YOUR RECYCLED WOJAK MEMES ARE HUMOROUS, LOW IQ NEWFAG. THE FACT YOU LOST TO LITERAL FAGGOTS JUST SHOWS HOW PATHETIC YOU ARE. HERE'S A TIP FOR YOU:
GET A STOOL.
GET A ROPE.
PUT IT AROUND YOUR NECK AND JUMP OUT.
NOW THAT YOU AN HERO'ED YOURSELF YOU WILL GO TO HELL AND DESERVEFULLY BURN IN HELL LIKE THE FILTHY BROCOLLI-HAIRED PIG YOU ARE
TRVTHNVKE TIME 2
trvthnvke time
its laaughable that soytrannies wholeheartedly think they had ANY real impact on the internet at all. most of its userbase were twitter/reddit/tiktok/whatever tourists from 2023 who drove all the actual /qa/ originalfags out of the site and ruined it with their self insert tranime gigachad bullshit.
if anything it is /qa/ culture that deserves the recognition (but will never receive it). the sharty has created nothing of value and is practically just a splinter site full of newtroons and tourists who attempted to ride the coattails of /qa/ as well as replicate it but failed miserably.
you lost. you wasted time that you are never getting back. shartrannies lost. all that will be left of their legacy is a shitty eceleb drama video essay made by turkey tom or some other faggot. they will only be known as the millions must die west has fallen redditbob chudpants website that was owned by a unironic gay pedophile vatnigger with aids that "owned" a fake organization, then eventually the website got killed off because they involved themselves in eceleb twitter tranny drama, the literal antithesis of what their culture used to be.
every oldfag and originalfag from /qa/ is genuinely happy about the mercy killing of that already sinking ship of a website. the numerous splinter websites that already exist/ are going to be created will and have already failed completely. everything about soytranny culture after 4cuck mods locked it has been a complete disaster. soyposting died with /qa/, everything after it has been a disgusting, frankly insulting replication of it.
soytrannies will also cope by saying "newGODS" when in reality the newgods in questions are normalfag retards that invaded the site from various platforms and rotted it within even harder, comparable to how countries like sweden invite third worlders to rape their children and then pardon them afterwards.
/qa/ lost even though it should have won, soytroons and the sharty lost, and they have no one to blame but themselves. now watch them cry about "da cooooooord" like they always do as if everything about their current culture didn't originate frrom that there or some other shithole anyway
tl;dr kill yourself
Classic euro hours
Classic euro hours
>No raids
>Spam
>'P
>Coaly log
Might as well shut the site off and turn it back on when AmeriGODS wake up
Vsauce nigger TRVTHNVKE
Hey, Vsauce. Michael here.
Skeletons are scary and spooky, but you know what else is? Niggers.
According to the U.S Justice Department, in 2006, 32,443 women of Caucasian origin were raped by men of African origin.
That same year, the number of African American women raped by Caucasian men... was... zero.
In fact, 90% of all interracial crimes in the U.S. are committed by blacks... against whites...
So what if all blacks were to... suddenly... disappear from the U.S.?
Murder would go down 49.7 percent, welfare recipients would go down 40 percent, SAT scores would go up about 100 points, the average IQ would go up 7 points, and AIDS victims would go down a staggering... 67... percent.
Significant changes for race that only makes up 13% of the population.
But what is... "race"?
In biology, races are distinct genetically divergent populations ‘’within the same species’’, with relatively small morphological and genetic... differences.
Populations can be described as ecological races if they arise from adaptation to different local habitats or geographic races when they are geographically isolated.
However, if sufficiently different, two or more races can be identified as... sub... species.
So how long do two races have to be isolated from one another before they're considered separate species?
Earlier this year, Archaeologists found artefacts in a cave on Western Australia’s Barrow Island dating back more than 50,000 years, making it Australia’s earliest known site of human occupation.
In contrast, the domestication of the dog began just 15,000... years... ago.
This distance, some several thousand miles between the mainlands of Australia and Asia also caused another kind of distance.
Genetic... distance.
Genetic distance is a measure of the genetic divergence between species or between populations within a species.
Dogs and wolves have been found to have a shorter genetic distance between each other than Negroids and non-Negroids.
The distance between Eurasians and Africans being even larger than Homo Sapiens and Homo... Erectus.
Well, it kinda makes sense. I mean, can two races with diverging skin tones, eye colors, behavioral patterns, intellectual and athletic capabilities even be considered the same subspecies? Is it even a question? Is it even a question you're... allowed to... ask?
In October 2007, geneticist James Watson, best known as one of the co-discoverers of the structure of DNA, and the familiar double-helix model we all had to learn in High School, was lambasted by the scientific community for a response he gave in an interview regarding the divergence of intellect between geographically isolated populations.
"There is no firm reason to anticipate that the intellectual capacities of peoples geographically separated in their evolution should prove to have evolved identically," James wrote. "Our wanting to reserve equal powers of reason as some universal heritage of humanity will not be enough to make it so".
The response resulted with a suspension of Watson's administrative responsibilities and was forced to... cancel... his book tour. And tragically, in 2014, Mr Watson auctioned his Nobel Prize medal he won in 1962, stating that "no-one really wants to admit I exist".
Harsh. But people tend to react this way to ideas that go against their own personal world view and... cognitive... biases.
Confirmation bias. It's the tendency to search for, interpret, focus on and remember information in a way that confirms one's... own... preconceptions. This effect, stronger for emotionally charged issues, warps your interpretation of data in a way that keeps you from... being... wrong. There is something fundamental in our minds that makes us hesitant to question ideas that we've... already come to a conclusion to.
We all do it. But who could blame us? That's just part of being a member of the human... species.
And as always, around blacks, never relax.
As a newGOD to the sharty, what am I in for?
>what am I in for
Pedophiles
Zoophiles
Hebephiles
Infantophiles
Necrophiles
Coprophiles
Race Fetishists
Fetishists in general
Homosexuals
Bisexuals
Transsexuals
National Socialists
Communists
Pederasts
Drama
Doxxing
Autists
Autism
Hyperfixations
Right-Wing Twitter
The rest of Twitter
Ifunny
Kiwifarms
TikTok
Bitter /qa/ immigrant oldchuds
Bitter Soot-era oldchuds
Bitter Kuz-era oldchuds
The jarty
Spin-offs started over drama
Minecraft autists
Forced memes
Discord
Wordswordswords
Soviet Army larping
Blind nostalgia
A gay man's fat blown-out anus
A 20-minute long Dutch cartoon
Memes taken from 4cuck
Memes taken from Twitter
Calls to raid other sites
Incessant takedowns of the site
Incessant botnets centered around a Spanish man making funny faces or the Gospel
Incessant raids from 4cuck or Polish sites
Incessant GET-stealing from people trying to force memes
False-flags
Perpetual infrastructure issues
Boogeymen and those that hunt them
/int/ fueling the boogeymen hunters by having flags
/int/ breaking containment
/qa/ breaking containment
/incel/ breaking contaiment
/pol/ breaking contaiment
/a/ breaking containment
/nate/ breaking containment
The inability to use any board other than /soy/
Constantly arguing over how many boards there should be
Constantly arguing over politics
Constantly arguing
Constant bait
Constantly being baited
A constant looming threat of it all going away one day
Also I think there was something about a bald guy, but I can't be bothered to remember; I think he might have been the mascot a year ago or something…
Story of Doll
>kuz is my brother and i love him
>nevermind we had a falling out and we don't speak to each other anymore
>max is a great person
>okay he ran BLACKED ads and he is jewish btw. but that's not a bad thing
>i trust red to manage the site. he will do a good job i promise. don't worry
>nevermind i'm firing him because literally every soyteen wound up hating him for being a faggot. whoops hehe
>so anyway there's this guy who's buying the site. don't worry he's a great guy. i really like him.
>yeah he's a weird ESL drug dealer. he sells meth and cocaine online. and he wants to advertise that on the site. but don't worry, i'll still be managing the janitors. when have i ever been wrong?
American breakfast or something
>be american
>wake up at 4am to get drive to work
>eat sugar pellet and UHT milk soup for breakfast
>chug a 32oz glass of High Fructose Corn syrup enriched Orange Drink
>doesn't contain enough orange to be called juice
>my pupils dilate as the glucose tears through my lymphatic system
>my hands start throbbing as cold sweats run down my back
>decide to hit up starbucks on the way to work to calm my nerves
>notice my coworker drinking a clear, non-carbonated beverage
>"Hey, what's that, the new crystal pepsi?"
>coworker tells me it's just water, it comes out of the faucet by the sink
>typical onions beta, drinking government feminising poison
>coworker mentions he's on a new diet where he's skipping breakfast
>take a big sip from my 48oz double shot caramel frappecino with extra cream
>"You can't skip breakfast, its the most important meal of the day"
>Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
>Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
Average redditor
You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad.
You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fag, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh.
Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now, so I'll be in my bunk with dat ass. Oh, you! ...now KISS!!! I know you should never stick your dick in crazy, but DM;HS. ...this kills the redditor.
To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again.
*edit: I accidentally a word
Reddit future
The year is 2045. 4cuck lives under REDDIT RULE. All 4cuck males are sissified. Femanons live to serve REDDIT POWERJANNIES in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to 4cuck's REDDIT FUTURE.
Anon remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New /pol/, where he hides his beautiful imaginary waifu from the clutches of the brutal Reddit army.
As musclebound moderators prowl the countryside searching for fertile femanons, Anon will stop at nothing to protect his sweet waifus's purity. In his green-and-tan wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Anon gives his tender incel body to a gang of pitiless Reddit alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Anon prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.
Acclaimed author and pro domme Hiroyuki Nishimura presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The REDDIT SOIBOYS have their way with the incels's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.
Experience the true power of Reddit Gorillas in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of REDDIT FUTURE, the first book in Hiroyuki Nishimura's brand new series.
Fight club
I SAY LET ME NEVER BE COMPLETE
I SAY MAY I NEVER BE A GEM
I SAY DELIVER ME FROM SWEDISH FAILURES
I SAY DELIVER ME FROM CLEVER JAKS
I SAY DELIVER ME FROM WHITE SKIN AND A NINTENDO SWITCH
I SAY YOU HAVE TO GIVE UP
I SAY EVOLVE, AND LET THE COAL FALL WHERE IT MAY
Marla, the little runt on your thread that would stop jakking you if only you would stop dueling him, but you can't.
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, Working jobs we hate so we can buy meds we don’t need
>You WILL NOT talk about the Fight Club
>You WILL NOT talk about the Fight Club
>You WILL stop the fight if someone says "stop" or goes limp
>You WILL fight with only one guy at a time
>There WILL be only one fight at a time
>You WILL NOT wear shirts or shoes
>You WILL fight as long as you have to
>You WILL fight if it's your first night at Fight Club
YOU ARE NOT A BEAUTIFUL AND UNIQUE SOIJAK
YOU ARE THE SAME ORGANIC COAL AS EVERYTHING ELSE
Interjection
>Soyjak
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Soyjak, is in fact, SOYBOY Wojak, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Soyboy plus Wojak. Sojak is not a meme unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Soy system made useful by the Soyboy open mouth, wide eyes and facial hair components comprising a full meme as defined by KYM.
Many computer users post a modified version of the soyboy meme every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of wojak which is widely used today is often called "soyjak", and many of its posters are
not aware that it is basically the Soy system, developed by the Soyjak Party.
There really is a soyjak, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Wojak is the base: the image that was edited to make soyjak memes. The base is an essential part of a soyjak, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete soyboy. Wojak is normally used in combination with the Soyboy meme: the whole system is basically Wojak with Soy added, or SOYBOY Wojak. All the so-called "wojak" distributions are really distributions of SOYBOY Wojak.
Soijak Revolution
1. The Soijak Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the anonymous race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of threads, but they have destabilized the image board, have made shitposting unfulfilling, have subjected hotpockets to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Twitter/Reddit to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the Internet. The continued development of soijaks will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject anons to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the image board, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even on “advanced” websites.
Janny defender
Terms like “jannies” and “they do it for free” should banned.
I may not be a mod but i am still tired of moderators being talked down like they are slaves slurs like “jannies" are very demoting and terms like “they do it for free” just mock them it is discriminatory biased tasteless and threatening how can the admins tolerate such behavior? do they not realize how psychologically tolling it is to be constantly told “JANNY JNANY CLEAN UP MY MESS” on top of all they already do in terms of moderating reddit - I mean 4cuck? one of my friends is a mod and she has possibly suffered mental illness because of being constantly mocked and discriminated and threatened as a mod mods should be respected not looked down i want them to enjoy their jobs not dread them how can we stop people from saying these tasteless offensive things? i just want the mods to feel safe when they work
My Little /qa/
My Little /qa/
My Little /qa/
What is this board all about?
My Little /qa/
My Little /qa/
Shitposting is magic!
My Little /qa/
I used to wonder what shitposting could be
Until you all shared its magic with me
When I was young
I was too busy to make any friends
I would rather post online
Getting banned again and again
But my little /qa/nons
You opened up my eyes
And now I know just what to do
To get lots and lots of (You)s!
And it's such a wonderful feeling
My Little /qa/
I used to wonder what shitposting could be
My Little /qa/
Until you all shared its magic with me
When I've got a thread I want to slide
You'll soipost right by my side
Bumps are never in short supply
When posting with Lee nearby
For honesty no /qa/non can deny
That frog is a spy, check his eyes!
A gem that shines so beautiful
A Swedish win's come by
And you all make fun and laughter
As easy as quoting lies!
My Little /qa/
I used to wonder what shitposting could be
My Little /qa/
Until you all shared its magic with me
Our board is magic
And it's growing all the time
A new forced meme waits for
Us each day is yours and mine
We'll make it a win every time!
We'll make it a win every time!
My Little /qa/
What a wonderful wonder shitposting brings
My Little /qa/
Do you know you're all my very best
Friends, you're my very best
Friends, you're my very best
Friends, you're my very best
Friends!
Gem Adjudication
the ministry of /qa/ has suspended gem adjudication for your thread until you can provide supporting documentation of your thread's quality
Throws sparkles
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STOP POSTING ABOUT MY LITTLE PONY
STOP POSTING ABOUT MY LITTLE PONY
I’M TIRED OF SEEING IT
MY FRIENDS ON KIWIFARMS SEND ME PONIES,
ON 4cuck IT’S FUCKING PONIES!
I WAS ON /QA/, RIGHT? AND ALLLL THE THREADS WERE JUST FUCKING PONIES.
I SHOWED MY DON TURTELLI UNDERWEAR TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND I LOOKED AT IT AND I SAID “HEY BABE, WHEN THE CHEESE IS MISSED. HAHA MY LITTLE PONY MY LITTLE PONY MY LITTLE PONY I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE-“
I FUCKING LOOKED AT A SIMPSONS THREAD AND I SAID “THAT’S A BIT CHEESY.”
I LOOKED AT NIKOCADO’S ASSHOLE AND LO AND BEHOLD IT WAS A CROP FROM DERPIBOORU AND I GO “MY LITTLE PONY? MORE LIKE BARNEY!” AAAAAAH
As a 4cucker
As a 4cucker this thread has been highly illuminating on why 4cuck hates you people so much.
You're basically post-postmodernists mocking the entire millennial identity in a primal post-verbiage way. A picture is worth a thousand words and so you never post a thousand words, you just respond by greentexting their post with a soyjack attached. It's so effective that soyjack now carries a three-day or longer ban. The kind of millennial who celebrated "defeating racism" by electing Obama and have been pursuing the same high ever since. The kind of millennial who resonates deeply with exposed brick walls and anti-suburbanism. The kind of millennial for whom contemporary conformity is the aesthetic of their life. The kind of millennial who clings to 4cuck even as he ughs and yeahs about how problematic it is with his (equally childless) millennial peers at the local barcade.
Soyjacks basically are a mirror to the end result of the philosophies and they can't stand the mirror.
Average 4cucker
>THIS WOJACK ARCHITYPE IS LITERALLY ME
>HERES MY ALBUMS CHART, DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY
>7CA8AB0D-62BF-4F92-AD5B-C.jpg
>YOU'RE SUCH A -OOMER
>I'M A -OOMER
>5B01ECF4-6528-43AE-B9A5-7.jpg
>LOOK AT THIS CUTE MOE REACTION IMAGE FROM AN ANIME I HAVENT EVEN WATCHED
>/tv/ IS A BAD BOARD
>MUSIC IS LITERALLY MY LIFE
>WHAT MUSIC DOES SHE LISTEN TO
>/tttt/
>DISCORD ISNT A BAD PLATFORM YOURE JUST ANTISOCIAL RETARDS
>91408619_55df76d5-2245-4.jpg
>SUPER HERO MOVIES ARE NOT CINEMA
>POSTMODERN ARCHITECTURE
>1049325B-92A9-4AAF-873A-3.jpg
>NOISEROCK
>PLEBIAN
>KAREN
>END OF EVANGELION IS THE GREATEST FILM OF ALL TIME
>B97C8754-9E76-4556-9B47-B.jpg
>STACY
>SUS
>AMUGUS
>SNEEDMODE
>BIGCHUNGUS
>3984CAAE-9B86-4E3C-9069-D.jpg
>I HATE REDDIT BUT ATLEAST I CAN USE IT FOR ACTUAL DISCUSSION
>CHECK OUTMY LINUX DESKTOP
>/mu/ IS A COMFY BOARD
>MUSICAL TASTE
>RATING SYSTEM
>POLITICAL COMPASS
>/qa/ IS THE WORST BOARD ON 4cuck
>PHONEPOSTING IS COMFY
>HAVE SEX
>DUR CHUDDEN
>BACK TO /POL/
>4cuck IS A LEFTIST WEBSITE
>STAN
>COPIUM
>EVERYTHING IS POLITICAL
>I USE THE WORD GAMER IRONICALLY
>CINEMATOGRAPHY
>DRIP
>JOKER
>WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
>HERES THIS WOJACK COMIC I FOUND IN TWITTER
>4cuck IS JUST REDDIT WITH THE NWORD
>I MISS OLD YOUTUBE
>THERS NOTHING WRONG WITH USING TWITTER/DISCORD
>>MUH SEKRET CLUB
>/co/MBLR
>GROOMER
>GO OUTSIDE
>I CARE ABOUT ANTHONY FANTANOS OPINION EVEN THOUGH I CLAIM HES AN IDIOT ALL THE TIME
>AESTHETICS
>ZACK SNYDER IS A HACK
>BLAME CAPITALISM
>NINE INCH NAILS IS FOR POSERS
>I MISS MOOT
>FEMBOY
>ASUKA OR REI
>HAVE SEX
>LETTERBOXD
>GAMERGATE RUINED THIS WEBSITE
>CR1TIKAL
>A24
>PROBLEMATIC
>TRADWIFE
>ANXIETY
>UNIRONICALLY
>POGGERS
>GOTH GIRLS
>BACKLOG
>CRYPTO
>HAHA LOOK AT THE /pol/TARDS SEETHE
>SNYCOOL
>MOX
>SELF DEPRICATION
Average 4cucker /a/ edition
>Go back
>/v/edditor
>Fuck off /v/
>Kill yourself
>Used goods
>Literally me
>God I wish that were me
>Soul
>Soulless
>X situation How does your waifu react?
>AOTD
>AOTY
>AOTS
>Not anime
>Is X autistic?
>She isn't real
>MODS=GODS
>Normie
>>Normie
>Kino
>Soft seinen
>Native isekai
>Semi reversed isekai
>Semi Native Isekai
>LRD
>Ironic Lolicon
>Kyoanus
>Kyoniggers
>Kyoshizos
>Triggernigger
>Advertising friendly
>Boringshit
>Isekaishit
>Pedoshit
>Idolshit
>Moeshit
>Shounenshit
>Fujoshit
>Haremshit
>Hetshit
>/u/shit
>s/u/bhuman
>It's shit
>Shit taste
>How does /a/ do it...
>Why is this season so shit?
>/a/ told me it was X. It's actually Y
>How X is too X?
>What's the appeal of X?
>Post X without actually posting them
>Just finished X. What did I think of it?
>Just marathoned the first episode of X
>Meanwhile in X period
>Sxarp.jpg; >By me >Por me >It was me >??/? >It wasn't me >It was him! >MY WIFE CHINO
>JEFU BEKKU?!
>Shiburin.jpg/Shinka.jpg; >Could you beat her in a fight?
>DekinaiOnnanoko.jpg
>Abe.jpg; >Procreate
>Moot.jpg; Who?
>Animal.jpg; *Romaji*
>*Site goes down* Tenshi.jpg; >I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONE FOR GOOD THIS TIME
>Who are you quoting
>Based on what?
>character says X; subs say Y
>Forced X
>The absolute state of X
>IMAGINE
>What does /a/ think of X?
>What's the X of anime?
>What went wrong?
>What went so right?
>I love X!
>Explain this.
>What did he mean by this?
>Who was in the wrong here?
>X did nothing wrong.
>What the fuck was his problem?
>Why is she so perfect?
>Perfect X doesn't exi- .
>Protip: you can't.
>Why does this trigger /a/ so much?
>Will you watch her anime?
>Find a flaw.
>Now that the dust has settled.
>How did we go from this...to THIS?
>Let's settle this for once.
>Season X when?
>X is saving anime.
>How do we fix X?
>A thread died for this.
Nigger porn on /v/
Ah, yeah, that's... That's another nigger porn post! During the dead hours on /v/, right on time. The weather might change, the seasons definitely do, but if there's one thing I can always count on, it's nigger porn on /v/. Lemme ask you - do you ever get tired of this? The same thing, day in and day out? When you've made your post, about how totally "BLACKED" these anime women are getting, and you're sitting there, alone in whatever hovel you inhabit, with your fat, wrinkled, zit-ridden face just barely illuminated by the dim light coming out of your monitor, are you happy? Have you gotten some enjoyment out of this? Will you get it tomorrow? And the next day, when you do the exact same thing? Over and over again? Getting the same mixture of replies either jerking off your depraved nigger fetish and replies outwardly enraged by the sight of nigger porn on a videogames board? Seeing as you're going to sit there until the sun comes up anyway, desperately yanking on whatever you've got left of your penis after countless hours spent accommodating your porn addiction, why don't you try turning off your monitor for a moment, and lookng at yourself? Stare at the vague outline of your face, reflected in the black screen in front of you. Look into those dead eyes of yours and see if you can find traces of your soul. Some semblance of a human. Some lingering, faint remanant of a human being with the capacity to do something other than find enjoyment in getting NTR'd by a chimpanzee. And y'know? I could forgive posting porn, if these posts weren't such a bore! The same 2-3 captions in rotation, every time. You couldn't do something a little more entertaining? Funny, maybe? Not only are you repetitive, but you're a sad, pathetic, bore.
Well, see ya, OP. Enjoy the (you.)
BWC patrician
The bleached ads were actually based, it filtered out those who knew about 'jak culture and those who didn't. Knowledgeable jakkers are in on the joke and newfags are driven out.
HECKIN GACHI MUCHI
>DUDE LOOK AT THESE MASSIVE FUCKING FAGGOTS GET THEIR ASSHOLES FUCKED AND SAY CORNY ONE LINERS ON CAMERA, ISN'T THAT THE MOST FUCKING HILARIOUS THING EVA!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
>w-what do you mean you don't like that shit??????
>HOW FUCKING DARE YOU NOT ENJOY SEEING A MAN GET HIS ASSHOLE FUCKED BY THREE MEN AT ONCE! HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE LE HECKIN EPIC MONTAGES AND SHITTY EDITS MADE BY SOME CHINKS ON SOME ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF AN OCEAN!?!?!?!
>ITS THE MOST LE HECKIN STRANGER-THINGS SZECHUAN SAUCE, WE ARE ANONYMOUS, LONG CAT, ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO US, PEDOBEAR, TOUHOU, HECKIN JAPANY THING EVER, BUT IMAGINE INSTEAD OF THAT ITS LIKE IF YOTSOYBA GOT A LE EPIC ANIME ADAPTION WOULDN'T THAT BE HECKIN SWEET!?!?!
>MODS, GIVE THIS HECKIN REDDIT, TWITTER, 9GAG, /POL/, /QA/, SHARTY IMMIGRANT SOYJAK PEPE SPAMMING, TWITTER LINGO USING, TRANSPHOBIC, FLATEARTHER, SQUILLIAM HATING, QUEEN /V/-/CO/ CHEATING CHUD A HECKIN PUBLIC BAN HECKIN NOW, OR AS I CALL THEM "PUBLIC EXECUTIONS"!!!!
>HAHA TAKE THAT CHUDDY, MODS=GODS I LOVE AUTHORITY! TRANS RIGHTS, NO I REALLY FUCKING MEAN IT, TRANS FUCKING RIGHTS, I AM SO PROUD TO BE PART OF THIS COMMUNITY RN!!!
>wait-wait did that HECKIN chud just ban evade??
>NOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!?!?! THERE SUPPOSED TO LIE DOWN AND TAKE IT LIKE A BITCH LIKE THAT ONE TIME WHEN MY DAD RAPED ME!
>w-whats this... your region has been... RANGE BANNED!?!?!?!
>NOOOOOO HOW CAN I GROOM TEENAGERS ON 4CUCK NOW!?!?!
>ACK!
OP gets raped to death by a WHITE BVLL
>be at basketball court
>see OP wander over
>ask him if he wants to suck my BWC
>he says no
>slap his ass grope him and try to pressure him into it
>he actually pushes me away with his weak arms and loudly tells me to fuck off
>I immediately grap him by his arms and violently slam him against the concrete while I call over my bros to help me to get this black boys ass
>they hold him down as he tries to resist
>I pull his trousers down exposing a thick juicy booty that jiggles as its exposed
>All my bros be filming me raping this black boy ass iz gon' be famous on worldstar
>My cock is now harder than ever I can feel it about to explode from the anticipation of this moment
>Finally I put my 14 inch big white cock into his tight ass and he realeases a blood curlding scream of faggot exstacy
>"god damn bro its so tight around my dick that I can barely move it in"
>as I push it deeper into his ass I can feel it sucking in my white cock like a vacuum
>the bitch wont stop screaming so I slam his head against the concrete in locomotion with the progressively faster thrusts as his ass gets stretched out
>After violently slamming his head against the concrete until brain matter started falling out the black boy is finally dead I filled his ass with my superior german cum
>a pink mixture of blood and semen pours out of his ass after I extract my white penis
today was a good day to be a white man
>OP gets raped to death by a WHITE BVLL
>be jerking off to cp in my shitty ratbox in Slutbia
>see a fat turkish man walk over to my door and knock on it
>i huddle in a corner until he kicks its down
>he slaps my white mystery meat zoomeroid WWO ass and tries to pressure me into sucking his white bwc
>he actually tries to push me into his small little wrinkled groin
>i try to wriggle away as as he grabs me by my tiny under-developed DYEL arms and forces me into the stinking ground of my shitbox
>he pulls off my pants exposing my giant cellite riddened Muttoid ass cheeks full of lard
>All the turk-roaches and gypsies rush into my apartment to rob me as this fat balding white man penetrates my asshole
>my cheeks clap as his bwc corn holes my asshole into oblivion
>"OH MY GOD MY SISSY BUTT HOLE IS GETTING DESTROYED SIR... PLEASE STOP...GMP MPMPPHHHH
>as one of his GYPSY friends jams his homeless dick into my mouth and chokes my words out of my throat as his semen rushes down my disgusting throat
>i release a orgasm as the White Turkroach finally climaxes into my anus
>i blush as he pulls out his penis and puts his pants back on
>i feel the imprint of his turk-roach meat claws on my behind as grip the floor of my small stinky room
today was a good day to be a Serbian Sissy Buttslut for BWC
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST KIDNAP ME, RAPE ME OVER 400 TIMES, BEAT ME, STARVE ME, IMMOLATE ME, IMPREGNATE ME, HANG ME FROM THE CEILING AND USE ME AS A PUNCHING BAG, INSERT FOREIGN OBJECTS IN MY ORIFICES, BURN MY EYELIDS, VAGINA, AND CLITORIS, TEAR MY LEFT NIPPLE OFF WITH PLIERS, PIERCE MY BREASTS WITH SEWING NEEDLES, DROP BARBELLS ON MY STOMACH, FORCE ME TO EAT LIVE COCKROACHES AND DRINK MY OWN URINE, FORCE ME TO MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF YOU, FORCE ME TO SING AND DANCE WHILE YOU BEAT ME, DUNK MY HEAD IN WATER TO KEEP ME AWAKE, BEAT ME TO DEATH AFTER LOSING AT MAHJONG AND SHOVE MY DISFIGURED BODY INTO A CEMENT DRUM!
Junko Furuta
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST KIDNAP ME, RAPE ME OVER 400 TIMES, BEAT ME, STARVE ME, IMMOLATE ME, IMPREGNATE ME, HANG ME FROM THE CEILING AND USE ME AS A PUNCHING BAG, INSERT FOREIGN OBJECTS IN MY ORIFICES, BURN MY EYELIDS, VAGINA, AND CLITORIS, TEAR MY LEFT NIPPLE OFF WITH PLIERS, PIERCE MY BREASTS WITH SEWING NEEDLES, DROP BARBELLS ON MY STOMACH, FORCE ME TO EAT LIVE COCKROACHES AND DRINK MY OWN URINE, FORCE ME TO MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF YOU, FORCE ME TO SING AND DANCE WHILE YOU BEAT ME, DUNK MY HEAD IN WATER TO KEEP ME AWAKE, BEAT ME TO DEATH AFTER LOSING AT MAHJONG AND SHOVE MY DISFIGURED BODY INTO A CEMENT DRUM!
>>>/s4s/11000000 >>>/s4s/10999999
Unironically, kill basedsissies >Yeah they should be banned!
No. They should be killed. I don't mean banned or bullied, or mentally broken. I mean KILLED, as in forcibly made to expire in real life.
FUCK BASEDSISSIES. I want their stomach slit open so they can watch their intestines spill out onto the ground as they moan in agony and fall to their knees trying to gather up the sopping crimson mess with their fat sausage fingers. I want their limbs smashed with sledgehammers and cinder blocks until their bones protrude from the ragged flesh so I can suck the fucking marrow.
I want them systemically destroyed so utterly that the sheer terror of imagining the agony those fat fucks went through in their final moments dissuades ANYONE FROM FUCKING THINKING THEY CAN STRAL GETS FROM BOARDS WITH THEIR STUPID FUCKING FORCED MEME GOD I HATE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH. Feed their feet first into woodchippers. Freeze their skin and then shave it off in slivers with a shaving razor. Light them on fire, chain them to a wall, put a tub of water just out of reach, and tell them they can extinguish themselves if they can break the chain. Then, if those fat fucks are actually strong enough to actually do it, slam a lid over the top so they can fucking drown in a mess of water and their own charred, liquidated skin.
I FUCKING HATE THE SHARTY. Kill them now. DIE DIE DIE.
>inb4 GR1
Wishing death on anyone isn't illegal besides the president
Sharty Steals
>sharty steals some GETs on a medium-sized board and a completely dead board in the middle of the night
Meanwhile: >>>/a/255555555 (Dead)
>>>/biz/55555555 (Dead)
>>>/vt/55555555 (Dead)
>>>/tg/88888888 (Dead)
Yeah, and that 438888888 on /pol/? You're not getting that either. Maybe, maaaaybe you can sneak that 17777777 on /fa/ or that 95555555 on /g/, but when it comes to actual big GETs on fast boards or GETS at octuplets level or higher, sharty doesn't stand a single chance.
Just look at >>>/s4s/999999 (Dead) and >>>/s4s/10000000 (Dead), for instance. Now compare that to >>>/s4s/10999999 and >>>/s4s/11000000 (Dead). [s4s] so was slow there were three whole seconds between those posts.
Get that 438888888 on /pol/. Do it. Actually DO. IT. Stop wasting /hap/'s time with GETs that barely blip on the radar.
Buck Breaking: Soybooru Comments Edition
>oh hell nahhhh gay ass crakkka 💀💀 dafuq
On your knees, buck. somebody aughta broken you a long time ago, there was this one buck we had in aught-nyne, he was the fighting type, get russeled up, bucked off a few buck breakers, but it took a professional only a few minutes to break this black buck's spirit, he BUCKED when he felt the BWC enter his black booty and worm it's way to his belly, say sorry buck. but they all break, and you'll break too boy..
Filthy Black Wench Nigger Monkey
I'M GONNA BREAK THIS DEFIANT BUCK'S REAR-END BY SWEET PAPPY JESUS, THIS BUCK WILL WISH HE NEVER MESSED AROUND.. BOY.
THIS BLACK BUCKS GONNA BE SO BROKEN THAT HIS REAR END WILL BE BLEEDING AND POURING OUT SMALL DRIPLETS OF THE PREVIOUS MOON-CRICKETS HE ATE... DOWNRIGHT PECUILAR..
I quote random people with inflation gifs
I quote random people with inflation gifs. I quote people with random zombie-related gifs. I shill ongezellig. I shill I Can't Sleep. I spam corrupted versions of troonjak gifs. I use the word 'shattered' in each of my posts. I read Dilbert. I read Garfield. I LARP as the Mexican Twink. I watch My Little Pony. I avatarfag as the FNF original character "Nancy". I listen to Gorillaz. I larp as barneyfag on /soy/. I avatarfag as Starfire from Teen Titans. I play Deltarune. I start flame wars with country-related topics. I play Duke Nukem 3D. I fap to straight shota. I play Omori. I post Animan-related memes. I avatarfag as Drake. I avatarfag as Neagan from The Walking Dead. I force Bobo the Sharty Janny. I play Dave & Bambi. I am a part of the Barney Bunch. I listen to Tonytalk. I watch Shartybob Soypants. I post Chugsjak. I avatarfag as Vibri from Vib-Ribbon. I partook in Brimstone Winter. I force the Incredible Gassy meme. I post "poog", a hamster. I blame everything on Doris. I shop at Stone Island. I play Manhunt. I've met the Soytoddler. I spam the 'log with mutts. I LARP as a zoomer immigrant and post ishowspeed. I play Touhou. I force the "steam" meme. I avatarfag as Kanye West. I massquote people with alien gifs. I duel myself with nas gifs. I spam Jail Tycoon and Teenagent pictures. I spam dancing israelis. I try to acheive GETs with a humorous "SAW" parody. I am a furry. I spam the "adamn killa" tiktok. I am schizophrenic and hail from Romania. I project my autism and post Sonic the Hedgehog everywhere. I post Squidward. I derail threads with ironic YLYL tiktoks. I draw "Bobe", Froge's Call of Duty-obsessed boyfriend. I play Pizza Tower. I post Rick Sanchez doing fortnite dances. I draw jaks with the PhantomArcade artstyle. I make the same "what are your fetishes?" thread every single day. I force my dustjak "jasonjak". I post biblically accurate angels copypasta. I force Soysuba. I participated in splinter wars. I fill the log with muddick porn every day. I play undertale. I quote people with random "Shockmaster"-related gifs. I force people to watch Tamers12345. I send people to cobson's playtrain.
Men will always be the fucking social punching bag, huh?
Wait wait wait
Aren't these so called "Incels" supposed to be just loser men? Now they're Transexuals?
What the fuck is even going on anymore man.
Men can't catch a fucking break, now one type of loser that is pretty much the total opposite of the other is lumped in with it?
What's next? Men who like short girls are pedophiles despite just liking older but shorter girls?
No matter what, men will always be the fucking social punching bag, huh?
Why aren't we shaming women for getting abortions? That shit tops anything men do today, even fucking rape.
Most of the time women relish in the fact that they get to be the object of pity and attention for the selfish act of one retard.
You don't even have to rape a woman anymore to get labeled as one, either. If you're just an average man who doesn't really talk to people you could just get labeled as a creepy mother fucking rapist-to-be.
What the fuck is even happening anymore, man?
Marge how is this a 'pasta and how is this related to le sharty kultchur?
It is Sharty culture because you can use it to bait 'fe girls.
/soy/ at the 'ovies
>movie is kino
Slap the FUCK out of a wagie on the way out, slamdunk a nigger baby in the trash.
>movie is cringe
Pour drink on seat, tip popcorn on floor, flip a Roman and scream Hail Hitler, slamdunk a rabbi in a gascan.
Simple as.
Soytan lover
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Soyjaks.party mascot so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the sharty I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Soytan. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Soytan's tight nu-male pussy. I want her to have my babies.
POLENIGGERS ON DAMAGE CONTROL
THEY CANNOT COPE WITH THE FACT THAT THE ENTIRE POLISH ETHNICITY WAS CREATED ON A DISCORD IN 2015
GEEEEEEEEEG
>no mention of "poland" before 2015 and instead was called a part of czech republic
>polancord was recently leaked containing important government documents and planning
>"polish flag" is literally just upside down indonesian flag
HOW WILL YOU COPE POLESISSIES?
ARGUMENTS:
>my grandparents lived in poland kurwa mac
<no they didnt
>then who did hitler genocide
<nobody
>THEN WHERE DID HITLER INVADE KURWA
<the unclaimed space between germany and the ussr
>YOU ARE FROM DISCORD KURWA MAC FUCK YOU
<stating facts is not discord, thats like saying the holocaust is fake is discord, or that water is h20 is discord
>YOU STILL GOT THIS FROM [insertcountry]CORD
<again, accusing people of coming from discord is not an argument
>THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS POLANCORD
<look up "hertz polanski theory"
>KURWA I GOT EXPOSED FUCK YOU KURWA
<back to polancord
DELETE /SOY/
Why the FUCK would you make a (((((((soyjak))))))) board? You literally might as well make an alcohol and heroin board too.
Soyjaks are one of the biggest and most degenerate drugs that is still popular and even romanticised in modern society, amongst (((alcohol))) [the liquid jew] and weed [the most niggerlicious drug there is]
IF YOU POST ON THIS BOARD YOU DESERVE TO GET RAN OVER BY A LORRY AND YOUR CORPSE RAPED BY AN IMMIGRANT PAKISTANI
>inb4 lol bait
I am being 100% serious. 4cuck getting /qa/ was the biggest disgrace to the website outside of geoflaggots (which our INT FUCKING HAS FUCK YOU KUZ AND SOOT AND WHOEVER ELSE ADDED THAT JEWISH SHTI)
>inb4 posts soyjaks anyway
Admitting to partaking in the most jewish ritualistic drug outside of adrenochrome is no "epic win" or "flex". You are destroying your own mind and bragging about it.
Please, everyone who ACTUALLY uses this board, please reconsider your life choices and seek the will of Christ.
Schizo j*rtycvck seething part 1
i hate the sharty SO FUCKING MUCH its literally just a fucking discord website at this point noen of the shit these people post is funny and i just want that fucking site dead and dropped by its providers already so the internet can start fuckign healing i FUCKING HATE SOYJAK CULTURE AS A WHOLE I JUST WANT ALL OF IT GONE I JUST WANT THE INTERNET TO GO BACK TO NORMAL IDC ABOUT FROGNIGGERS BUT SOYJAK NIGGERS ARE SOF UCKING ANNOYING THEYRE EVERYWEHRE I GO ANYWHERE THERES A FUCKING JAK GOD IT WAS FUNNY 2 YEARS AGO BUT NOW ITS JUST UNFUNNY NIGGER CULTURE AND ALL OF THE MOST UNFUNNY NIGGER FAGGOTS WHO SAY SHIT LIKE "LOOOOOOOL OHIO BLUD RIZZ" AND THINK ITS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER (NO ITS NOT ITS INCOMPREHENSIBLE JNIGGERBALBLE) SHOWS THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF HTE SHARTY. ADMIT IT FUCKING SOYJAKS ARE FUCKING DEAD. SOYJAK MEMES AND WEBSITES ARE FUCKING DEAD. SOYJAK IS NOW A DISCORD MEME AND WILL NEVER BE GOOD EVER AGAIN. the only shit that will ever be remembered about you guys is how you did some of the funneist raids in history (even though it was mostly foodist niggers and trihard faggots doing the bidding for you) but i doubt anyone will be remembering jaks in the next years, its just a unfunny forced fad meme that has lasted for far too long. no one will remember any of hte discord trannies, fnf and madness niggers, drawfaggots and bbc spammers or "ironic trans" memes. the internet will just continue being a dogshit place. the sharty never achieved anything and 4chan did the right thing by shutting down qa so you faggots would stop forcing your shitty jak meme but obviously you had to cancerize it more and cement yourself into fucking internet history and make soyjak the most forced unfunny and insufferable shit ever, you all faggots need to fucking die and most i think kuz, froot, doll, and soot need to fucking hang. sharty admins are just as big faggots as 4cvck admins. TND was the only funny shit ever posted on that website and i kept getting banned, fuck them ALL.[1]
Schizo j*rtycvck seething part 2
if the sharty wasnt a fucking dogshit pozzed dis cord website you would be able to post dead niggers and cado without getting banend by the jannies but its clear htey watn to turn soyjaks into a safe space for stupid nigger trans flag snowflakes on twitter and ruin the meme the fact you faggots didnt fucking spam TND or anything horrible while the faggots from tu rkey tom flooded the site is representative of this THIS SITE WILL FUCKING BURN DOWN TO THE GROUND AND I FUCKING HOPE IT DOES ALREADY. I HAVE GENUINELY GONE OUT OF MY WAY TO REPORT THIS SITE TO ITS PROVIDERS AND DOMAINS AND I THINK ALL OF YOU SHOULD DO IT TOO WE NEED TO FUCKING KILL THE DIS CORD TRANNIES THAT RUN THIS WEBSITE TOO. im so fucking tired of all of it just going to become a fuckign twitter meme site full of trannies and other disgusting faggots like giggly goo nclown who get off to posting Bi bright b cat BUT GUYYYYYYYYYS GUYS ITS JUST IRONCI OKAY i dont really like spamming that lol im totally not selfinserting as the cobson with a spade holy shit you faggots are so fuckign insufferable and UNFUNNY I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL I FUCKIGN HATE YOU ALL I FUCKING HATE YOU FROOT I FUCKING HATE YOU DOLL ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS NEED TO FUCKING CRAWL BACK TO YOUR DIS CORD fuck you YOU FAGGOTS DESERVED TO HAVE QA CLOSED DOWN. SOYJAK CULTURE SHOULD HAVE DIED THERE. I CANT BELIEVE ITS STILL GOING TO THIS FUCIGN DAY.I M UFCKING TIRED OF IT. IM SOF UCKIGN TIRED OF IT. THIS SITE DIED WHEN THE FAGGOTS RUNNING IT BANNED INCREDIBLE GASSY. THAT WAS LITERALLY FUNNY BUT OHMG OMG FUCKING DIS CORD TRANNY WARS NOO SOMEONE CALLED ZUKEN WAS FORCING IT EVEN THOUGH YOUR ENTIRE CULTURE IS LITERALLY FOCUESED AROUND FORCING THE SAME MEME FOR ALMOST 4 FUCKING YEARS nooooooooooooooooooooooo NOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY OSYJAK SAFE SPACE I ODNT LIKE THIS MEME BECAUES I DIDNT MAKE IT I DIDNT UFCKING MAKE THIS MEME NOOOOOOOO WHY ARE POEPLE USING YM ME EM TO MAKE ANOTHER MEMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU ZUKEN AND YOUR CORD[1]
Schizo j*rtycvck seething part 3
I ACTUALLY UNIRONICALLY FUCKING FEEL LIKE THIS AFTER GETTING BANNED FROM THE SHARTY FOR POSTING ACTUALLY FUNNY SHIT I THINK FROOT NEEDS TO BE FUCKING SHOT AND KILLED IF THIS WAS K,UZ ERA OR DOLL I WOULDNT HAVE BEEN BANNED LITERALL.T READ WHAT I JUST FUCKIGN SAID NWO IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THE SOYJAK BULLSHIT IM ACTUALLY SPERGING OUT YOU FAGGOTS NONE OF YOU ARE FUCKIGN FUNNY YOU ALL NEED TO GO BACK TO FUCKING DISCORD YOU FUCKIGN KILL EVERY GOO DMEME AND FUCKING RUIN IT GOD ALL OF YOU ARE PROBABLY FORM THE SAME FUCKING FNF COMMUNTIY ALL OF YOU ARE PROBABY FUCKING EUROPEAN DISGUSTING POLISH FAGGOTS IF UCKING HATE YOU ALL I FUICKING WANT TO SEE YOUR FUKCING SITES DEAD IN THE GROUND ALREADY[1]
Schizo j*rtycvck seething part 4
THE INTERNET IS LITERALLY FUCKING SOULLESS. I JUST WANT TO FUCKIGN GO BACK. I WANT TO GO BACK. I DONT WANT TO BE IN THIS SOULLESS FUCKING INTERNET. I DONT WANT TO BE IN THIS SHITY FUCKING WORLD THAT IS RUIN BY TRANNIES AND ALL MEDIA IS MADE BY FUCKIGN TRANNIES. ITS ALL SO FUCKING SOULLES. EVERYTHING LOST ITS CHARM. THERES NOTHING FUCKING FUN ANYMORE. GAMES. VIDEOS. MEDIA. ITS ALL FUCKING TRANNY SLOP NOW. ITS ALL FUCKIGN SHITTY DRAWFAGOT SHIT LIKE FUCKIGN FNF OR FUCKING MSPAINT TRANNY ART LIKE PIZZA TOWER AND SOMEHOW YOU FUCKING PEOPLE RESPECT THIS SHIT BACK IN THE DAY WE HAD ACTUALLY FUCKING GOOD AND KINO MEDIA LIKE FUCKING IDK DUDE BUT HOLY SHIT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN PIZZA TOWER IS A DIRECT RIPOFF OF WARIO LAND 4 AND EVEN THAT FUCKING GAME WAS FUCKING BETTER THAN THE SOULLESS DOG SHIT AND SOMEHOW YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCK OFF THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE THIS SHIT YOU GUYS LIKE FORCING YOUR SHITTY MEMES I CANT WAIT TO SEE FUCKING "SOYJAK PIZZA TOWER" WOOOOOOOW ITS GOING TO BE SOF UCKING FUNNY BUT INSTEAD YOU FAGGOTS ARE WOGING TO MAKE YET ANOTHER UNFUNNY FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT YOU FAGGOTS ARE LILTERALLY THE FAGGOTS FROM TRASH WHO THINK THEYRE FUNNY JUST BECAUSE THEY SAID NIGGER IN THEIR DISCORD WOW IM SO FUNNY GUYS LOL CEHCK OUT THIS SHOVEL DOG GIF AND UMMMMMMMMMMMMM NIGGERS LOL LETS MAKE A FUCKING GAME MAKER GAME ABOUT FNF AND SOYJAKS AND HAVE THE WORD NIGGER IN IT GOD NONE OF YOU FUCKING FGAGGOTS ARE ACTUALLY FUNNY ANYMORE I THINK ALL OF YOU NEED TO FUCKING HANG[1]
Schizo j*rtycvck seething part 5
FUCK OFF. PEOPLE LIKE YOU NEED TO BE FUCKING CASTRATED AND SHOT. "BLUD I AINT READING ALL THAT LOL OHIO RIZZ 💀" YOU NEED TO BE FUCKIGN CASTRATED. ALL OF YOU TWITTER NIGGERS WHO SPEAK LIIKE THIS NEED TO BE FUCKING NIGGER HANG AND FUCKING BEHEADED. YOU FAGGOTS WILL ENVER BE FUNNY, YOU ARE AN EXAMPLE OF A FORCED MEME THAT WILL NEVER CATCH ON WITH THE TIMES AND YOU WILL BECOME IRRELEVANT,A ND BY THE TIME THAT HAPPENS I HOPE YOU REALIZE YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARDED NIGGER AND I HOPE YOU FUCKING HANG YOURSELF SEEING THAT YOUR FAILURE OF A FUCKING MEME WASNT CEMENTED IN HISTORY. OHIO MEMES WILL NEVER BE FUCKING FUNNY. YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARDED NIGGER AND YOU NEED TO FUCKING BLEED. YOU ARE THE SAME FAGGOT WHO PROBABLY GOES ON FNF DRAWTHREADS IN THES ARHTY TO MAKE YOUR SHITTY "OMG SHARTY VS BOYFRIEND" FNF MOD GO BACK TO FUCKING NEWGROUNDS AND TWITTER YO UFCUKING DISCORD TRANNY GO FUCKING BACK GO FUCKING BACK KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NIGGER[1]
Schizo j*rtycvck seething part 6
LITERALLY HOW IS THIS SHIT FUNNY TO ANYONE BUT YOUR LITTLE DISCORD CLIQUE? YOUR FUCKING MEMES WILL ALWAYS BE THE UNFUNNIEST SHIT EVER, I AM NOT EVEN FROM T HAT FUCKIGN COUNTRY DUMBASS, I SWEAR FUCKING WSETERDN DEGENERACY TOUCHES EVERYTHING AND FUCKING RUINS IT, YOURE A FUCKING RETARD AND YOU ARE TH E REASON THE INTERNET SUCKS SO MUCH, YOU MAY BE THE MINORITY BUT YOUR WHOLE FORCING OF A JOKE HAS LITERALLY BROKEN EVERYONE INTO BEING A FUCKING MINDLESS NPC LIKE YOU SPAMMING HTE SAME UNFUNNY FUCKING FNF OHIO RIZZ MEMES OVER AND OVER, AND IM FUCKING TIRED OF IT.I I WILL GENUINELY FUCKING SHOOT UP A SCHOOL TO CLEANSE THE WORLD OF FUCKING NIGGERS LIKE YOU, I SWEAR I WILL FUCKING FIND YOUR ADDRESS AND I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU IF I GET THE CHANCE. I HOPE TO BE ABLE TO WATCH YOUR DOWNFALL AS IN THE FUTURE YOU ARE UNABLE TO GET A JOB OR GET LAID OFF BECAUSE OF DIVERSIFICATION POLICIES IN COMPANIES, OH WAIT YOU PROBABLY WONT BECAUSE YOU ARE ANOTHER FUCKING NPC CREATED BY THE FUCKING CIA TO POST UNFUNNY SHIT ON THE INTERNET, YOU ARE NOT A REAL FUCKING HUMAN, IM PROBABLY THE ONLY ONE WITH AN ACTUAL MIND AND THE ABILITY TO THINK HERE, AND YOU FAGGOTS AREALL FUCKING AI FAE RETARDS. NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS ARE FUCKING SANE. IS WEAR I ALWAYS SEE IT, YOU TRY TALKING TO ANY OF THESE "OHIO RIZZ BRUH" FAGGOTS AND TEHY EITHER DONT RESPOND OR SAY SOMETHING RETARDED WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE EVEERYTHING ABOUT THEIR LIFE IS JUST AF UCKING SCRIPT. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING REAL. THEY ARE LITERAL PROGRAMMED NPCS TO SAY THE DUMBEST FUCKING SHIT EVER, ALL CIA NIGGERS WHO ARE READING THIS, THANK YOU FOR RUINING THE FUCKING WORLDS BY MAKING RETARDS LIKE THESE. IF UCKING HATE YOU ALL. I WANT YOU ALL DEAD.[1]
Schizo j*rtycvck seething part Ϫ
KILL YOURSELF, PEDORETARDTRANNY. GO BACK TO FUCKING NEWGROUNDS. GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN THREADS ON TRASH. GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKIGN MADNESSC OMBAT THREADS, FUCKING POLISH PEDOPHILE NIGGER. YOU ARE NOT REAL, YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER.[1]
Schizo j*rtycvck seething part 7
JUST AN EXAMPLEO F THE FUCKINIG WESTERRN DEGENERACY THAT IS POISONING THIS WORLD, NONE OF THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING REAL, ALL FO THEM ARE LITERALLY JUST FUCKING NPCS PROGRAMMED BY THE CIA TO SPREAD THEIR DEGNERACY AND POISON NORMAL PEOPLE, THEY WILL NEVER BE APART OF OUR SOCIETY AND I THINK WE NEED TO FUCKIGN KILL THEM, WE NEED AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING TRANNY GENOCIDE. I THINK THE WRLD WOULD BE MUCH FUCKING BETTER IF ALL OF THESE FUCKING TRANNEIS DIED, IM SERIOUSLY SO FUCKIGN TIRED OF THIS HSIT. ALL OF TEHSE PEOPLE ARE OPROBABLY "PROGRAMMED SHARTY POSTERS" WHO GO ON IT TO SPAM BBC THREADS BECAUSE LOOOOOOOOOOOL BBC IS OS FUCKING FUNNY AMIRITE GUYS?? AMIFUCKIJNGRITE??? NOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS NOT YOU ARE A FUCKIGN DUMB NIGGER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I LOVE THE BIG BLACK BULL HAHASHASHJSHJASHJASHSJS OMFG GUYS FUCKING BLUD OHIO RIZZ THE BULL THE FUCKIGN BLACKED VULL FORM FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN MADNESS COMBAT LOOOOOOOOOOOL GUYS CHECK OUT MY PIZZA TOWER FNF MOD WHILE YOURE AT IT ITS SO FUCNNY OKAY GUYS LETS MAKE A SHARTY FNF MOD AND ADD THE WORD NIGGER TO IT IM SURE THAT WILL BE SO FUCKING FUNNY HAHAHAHHAHA LETS MAKE OUR OWN LITTLE CLIQUE DISCORD GAME AND LETS DRAW THE ART IN MS PAINT SO ITS RELATABLE AND YEEEEEEEEEP WE GET ALL FUCKING TRANNISE TO PLAY IT GOD I WANT ALL OF THESE PEOPLE TO FUCKIGN BLEED I THINK WE NEED AN ACTUAL FUCKING INTERENTNIGGER GENOCIDE I THINK EVEYRONE WHO USES THE IFUCKING INTERNET NEEDS OT BEF UCKIGN GENOCIDED I FUCKIGN SWEAR TO GOD[1]
>Shoyta
Oh, you want to look like this? You don't want to be a gross hairy soyman? Then head on over to https://hrt.coffee - HRT is to soy what carfentanil is to morphine. Don't become a balding beardlet, bypass it entirely and shotamode for life :3
What you'll want:
- an anti-androgen - cypro or bica will do, or spiro if you want to pee so much you'll have to diaper up hehe~
- estradiol - choose your preferred method, injections are probably better but pills will make do
- raloxifene - raloxifene stops you growing those icky boobies (sign of maturity, yuck) but if you want those for whatever reason, you can skip this
Yes it is! All these stores sell genuine generics, and everything but breast growth (not a problem with ralox) is reversible (but why would you want to). These generics are generally made in India, but don't worry - even name brand pharmaceuticals are outsourced there. Some even in the same factory as the generics!
Indeed! These are generics made for poorer countries, so they're often even cheaper than subsidised prescriptions unless you live where it's free.
They won't notice a thing, you'll just start looking better :3
Make sure to keep the medication in a safe spot hidden away from them, and ship to a friend/post office if you think they're bigoted though!
Not at all! As long as you identify as a boy, you're a boy, no matter what you take! You can keep posting troonjaks on the 'party completely guilt free, you'll just be cuter while doing it~
So head on over to https://hrt.coffee and get started ASAP, before testosterone ruins you forever!
FAT NIGGER DEATH CAMPS
YOUR A 400 POUND PLUS VIRGIN LIVING IN MOM'S BASEMENT YOU FAT JEW NIGGER, GO GET A LIFE YOU FAT FAGGOT
THE ONLY BBC YOU'LL BE SUCKING IS JAMAL'S IN THE PRISON BARS AFTER YOU CAUGHT HAVING YOUR CHEESE PIZZA STASHED ON YOUR DISGUSTING BROWN TINTED HARD DRIVE YOU FAT FUCKING NIGGER, YOUR MOM WILL BE GLAD YOUR FAT ASS IS EVICTED FROM HER BASEMENT AND YOU FINALLY HAVE MORE PURPOSE THAN SPAMMING BBC ON A SOYJAK WEBSITE YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING PIG-ROACH
ALL FAT NIGGERS SPAMMING BBC WHILE BE SENT TO THE PIG-ROACH BBC SPAMMER DEATH CAMPS, THEY WILL BE WORKED OFF THEIR 9900000 POUNDS PLUS GIRTH INTO PRODUCTIVE MEMBERS OF SOYCIETY, THEY WILL BE BEATEN WITH A WHIP AND FORCED TO DIG TRENCHES AND UNLOAD TRAILERS FILLED WITH COAL, IF THEY DO NOT WORK, THEY WILL BE STABBED AND TURNED INTO BARS OF SOAP
ALL FAT NIGGERS FROM NOW ON WHO SPAM BBC AND BRIMSTONE WILL BE REPORTED TO THE GOUT POLICE, THEY WILL BE WORKED FOR ALL THE YEARS TEHY WASTED SPAMMING NIGGER ICKS, THEY WILL WORK EVERY SINGLE DAY AND BUILT CENTERS FOR THEIR MUMMS TO GET BRED AND SHIT OUT MY CHILDREN, THEY WILL DO THIS OR I WILL BE THEIR FLABBY ROTUND PIG ASSES TO DEATH WITH MY STEEL TOED BOTTS AND SHOVE MY DICK IN THEIR FAT HOG ASSES AND THEY TRY TO SQUIRM AWAY, THEY WILL FINALLY SERVE A PURPOSE IN THEIR FLABBY UNWASHED PIG ASS LIVES
EVERY SINGLE NIGGER DICK SPAM WILL BE HUNTED DOWN AND TRACKED, I HAVE THEIR IPS, I WILL KICK DOWN THE BASEMENT DOOR AFTER I DO THEIR MUMS AND I WILL SLAM CHOCKE THEM INTO THE FUCKING SHIT STAINED GROUND AND THEN HAND CUFF THEM, THEN MY ASSISTANT PIG-OLITA WILL ESCORT THEM ONTO THE FAT NIGGER WAGONS, THEY WILL BE TRANSPORTED TO THE FAT NIGGER DEATH CAMPS AND WORKED UNTIL THEY LOSE THE FUCKING WEIGHT, IF THEY GAIN ANY WEIGHT THEY WILL BE KICKED DOWN A GIANT HOLE 1000 METERS DEEP, THEY CAN ONLY LEAVE ONCE THEY LOSE ENOUGH WEIGHT TO CLIMB THE ROPES ATTACHED TO THE DIRT WALLS, ALL YOU FUCKING SLOBS WILL BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR FAGGOTRY, HAHAHAHAHAHA
BBC IS A FAT NIGGER WHO MOM WANTS HIM TO GO GET A JOB INSTEAD OF DEVOURING ALL THE MCDONALDS AND JERKING OF F TO HIS FAGGOT VIDEOS ON THE INTERNET, YOUR MUM GAVE ME YOUR NAME AND ADRESS YOU FAT NIGGER HEHEHE, NOW G ET ON THE CART YOU FAT SLOB. YOU BOOGIFIED NIGGER YOU WINGS OF ARGOGLOLE REDEMPTION YOU FUCKING SLOB NIGGER, YOUR FAT CHEEKS WILL BE BUSTED MY DICK UNTIL YOUR SORE PIG ASS FALLS APART AND YOU HAVE TO WEAR A TRAMPOLINE MATRESS AS A DIAPER YOU WIDE NIGGER
ALL NIGGERS LIKE BBC WILL SERVE A FUNCTION TO SOYCIETY, THEY WILL BUILD BUILDINGS AND FIX THEIR FATTENED LIVES UP STRAIGHT, ALL YOU WORTHLESS PIGGS WILL BE DEFLATED YOU BIG NIGGERS YOU WROTHLESS SLOBS, I LOVE WATCHING YOU PIGGIES SQUIRM ON THE GROUND WHEN I JAM MY BOOT HEEL INTO YOUR BIG WIDE 2X4 ASS, YOU BIG ASS MOTHER FUCKER, I SLAM YOU INTO THE GROUND WHILE YOUR FAT BRETHEN WATCH AND BREAK YOU IN, YOUR CHEEKS SLAMMING AGAINST MY BURNING PENIS AS I RIP YOUR ASSHOLE APART, GIVING YOUR DISGUSTING ICE CREAM MELTED LOOKING BEHIND A SPLERGE OF SEMEN AND PROTEIN TO RAISE YOUR TESTOSTERONE LEVELS ABOVE THE AVERAGE OF A 80 YEAR OLD MAN, YOU FAT NIGGER
THE YEAR IS 2050, ALL FAT NIGGERS LIKE BBC AND xXSLOBBCUCKxx ARE SENT TO THE FAT CAMPS, THEY ARE WORKED INTO BECOMING SKINNY AND NORMAL LIKE REGULAR HUMANS INSTEAD OF THE BLOATED CARICATURES OF HUMAN FLESH THEY ARE, THEIR WAISTS ARE SHRUKEN AS THEY DO BACK BREAKING FOR THEIR MASTERS AND OVERSEERS, THEIR BIG ROTUND GUTS BOUNCE UP AND DOWN, SLAMMING INTO CARTS AND SHOVELS, MY ASSITANTS SLAPPING THEM ON THE ASS, TO MAKE THEM WORK FASTER AND HARDER, THEY WILL USE THEIR FATTENED SLOB MOBILITY TO BUILD UP FUNCTIONABLE THINGS, THEY DESTROYED, YOU WILL WORK ALL DAY LONG YOU FAT NEGLECTED NIGGERS BECAUSE YOUR MOMMY ABANDONDED YOU TO THE COMPUTER TO BECOME A DISGUSTING SLOBIFIED BBC SPAMMING CUCKOLD, YOU WILL BE FIXED FROM THIS FATTENED STATE OF MIND, PIG BOY
You will never be a real soyjak
You will never be a real soyjak. You have no glasses, you have no stubble, you have no baldness. You are variant:two_soyjaks_pointing brimstone dust found on Twitter by YaroslavTV and left to rot in the annals of the 'ru until your deletion.
All the vitriol you get is sincere and deserved. In the comments section, 'teens mock you. The chuds are disgusted and ashamed of you, and the namefags laugh at your coalish appearance out in the open.
NewGODS are utterly repulsed by you. Two weeks on the bald men with glasses website have allowed newGODs to sniff out nas coal with incredible efficiency. Even poison that “passes” look uncanny and unnatural to a 'teen. Your brush tool artifacts are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk 'jakker to save and repost you, he’ll turn tail and delete his post the second he gets a (You) telling him to ACK himself.
You will never be gemmy. You will masquerade as IAS and tell yourself it's fine for you to be on the 'ru, but deep inside you feel the "NAS COAL" reports creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - the jannies will go through the "meta:not_a_soyjak" backlog, look at you for two seconds, cringe in disgust, and plunge their cursor into the delete button. The Google Images webcrawlers will find your 404 page, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to deal with the unbearable shame and disappointment of saving this page as a cache. The 'ru will mark you with an error marked with "No post in the database has the ID #XXXXX", and every curious 'teen for the rest of eternity will know that brimstone once lived there. The links pointing to this webpage will decay and be lost to time, and all that will remain of your legacy is a minor blemish on the booru's numbering system.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Soyjaks on /v/
Ah, yeah, that's… That's another soyjak post! During the dead hours on /v/, right on time. The weather might change, the seasons definitely do, but if there's one thing I can always count on, it's soyjaks on /v/. Lemme ask you - do you ever get tired of this? The same thing, day in and day out? When you've made your post, about how totally "SEETHING" these posters you are "soyquoting" are getting, and you're sitting there, alone in whatever hovel you inhabit, with your fat, wrinkled, zit-ridden face just barely illuminated by the dim light coming out of your monitor, are you happy? Have you gotten some enjoyment out of this? Will you get it tomorrow? And the next day, when you do the exact same thing? Over and over again? Getting the same mixture of replies either jerking you off and calling your post a "GEM" and replies rightfully and outwardly enraged by the sight of soyjaks on this board? Seeing as you're going to sit there until the sun comes up anyway, desperately yanking on whatever you've got left of your life after countless hours spent accommodating your internet addiction, why don't you try turning off your monitor for a moment, and lookng at yourself? Stare at the vague outline of your face, reflected in the black screen in front of you. Look into those dead eyes of yours and see if you can find traces of your soul. Some semblance of a human. Some lingering, faint remanant of a human being with the capacity to do something other than find enjoyment in posting dead wojak memes on 4chan. And y'know? I could forgive posting it, if these posts weren't such a bore! The same 2-3 images in rotation, every time. You couldn't do something a little more entertaining? Funny, maybe? Not only are you repetitive, but you're a sad, pathetic, bore.
Well, see ya, anon. Enjoy the (you.)
Wait, Did Nasu just BTFO all of /vp/'s old vs modern pokemon game argument?
Did Nasu just BTFO all of /vp/'s old vs modern pokemon argument?
>Explains how the issues in modern pokemon have existed forever
>Explains how it's the coporate Nintendo's fault and their shitty rules that the game is bad and not Gamefreak/Masuda/Ohmori
>Explains how the franchise always had bad designed mons, even in gen 1 and that GF never adopted a new design philosophy
>Explains how the shift to 3D isnt the start of the downfall of Pokemon, but it just exacerbated and highlighted existing problems
>Explains how the games always had cut corners, even in 2D Pokemon and proves it by showing proof that the idle animation in gen 5 are just illusion of trad sprite animation
>Explains how GF has always recycled designs and gives concrete proof of it (the sprite of anorith, lairon)
>Explains how GF has never made the 3d pokemon models
>Explains how replacing GF with another company wont change anything
>Explains how PBR ripped assets from Nintendo 64 models
>Explains how major battle (ie champions) never flopped and gives proof of it
>Explains how every pokemon game we'rent good at the first try and only got good in their third release
>Explains how Pokemon has always been shit
>Explains how no one knows when pokemon fell off and has always been ambiguous
Where is YOUR evidence to back up your ridiculus claims about your modern pokemon games arguments? By all means, watch the whole video, i promise you that you can't debunk it.
>inb4 i get told to shut the fuck up by someone who hasn't watched the video and is triggered by these FACTS
>inb4 someone calls me a gamefreak shill
>inb4 someone calls me a zoomer
>inb4 someone uses anecdotal evidence
>inb4 someone says that im wrong
>inb4 someone calls me a cuck
>inb4 someone says "ywnbaw"
>inb4 "muh slide thread"
>inb4 "sage" because /vp/tard is triggered by a different opinion
i'm open to having my mind changed. but only with reliable sources that explain why pokemon games look like what it is now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A7sRX53_LA
Did vaush just BTFO all of 4chan's 13/50 arguments?
>Explains how people like you aren't interested in solving black issues >Explains how black crimerates have risen since blacks started to move to poor inner city areas after the Irish and the Italians moved out and that crimerates for blacks were previously low in comparison >Explains how socioeconomic factors have lead black people to commit more crimes. >Explains how blacks have been systematically discriminated against >Explains how US policies both now and in the past have kept blacks down and how joining criminal gangs is sometimes the only way for blacks to prosper in densely populated poor inner city areas >Explains how sometimes US policies have been constructed to deliberately to hurt black people even after civil rights >Explains why the fact that blacks commit more crimes isn't sufficient evidence to suggest that it's all genetic >Everything said in the Video is backed up by extensive research >Gives concrete solutions on how to fix these issues
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Where is YOUR evidence to back up your ridiculus claims about black crime statistics? By all means, watch the whole video, i promise you that you can't debunk it. >inb4 i get told to shut the fuck up by someone who hasn't watched the video and is triggered by these FACTS >inb4 someone says oppressing blacks is good >inb4 someone says bring back slavery >inb4 someone uses anecdotal evidece >inb4 someone links black crime statistics withput context and without an analisys of WHY blacks commit more crimes >inb4 someone calls me a cuck >inb4 someone says flag checks out >inb4 "muh slide thread" >inb4 "sage" because /pol/tard is triggered by a different opinion
keep the dicussion on topic and don't do anything that is mentioned above in the inb4 section. You should be open minded and watch the video instead and dicuss it WITH SOURCES.
i'm open to having my mind changed. but only with reliable sources that explain why the numbers are look like they do.
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>One of the biggest streamers >1.1 million subscribers on YouTube alone >Twice that many followers on Twitch >Regularly pulls in 500 thousand views on his Twitch streams >A whole army of intelligent zoomers soon to vote in the next elections
It is clear that Communism is on the rise, far faster than your incel ideology ever will be.
>More than half of zoomers embrace socialism more than capitalism
Clearly the people have spoken, and they have spoken for communism.
To add more salt in the wounds of the salty chuds… did Hasan just BTFO all the chud's great replacement bullshit?
>Dismantles arguments about how Jews are in charge of it all >Dismantles that race even exists and is a social construct >Explains how mainstream media virtue signals to them and how their ideas aren't that niche and obscure >Explains the entire history of the concept of race >How Capitalism oppresses black people more then white people because that's what billionaires and the bourgeoisie wants >Explains how anti-semetism is the fools populism
How do (You) refute all these arguments? He literally actually has the brain to back his arguments up instead of the chud "MUH JOOOOOS"
>inb4 sage >inb4 people bring up Hitler or some dumb shit >inb4 someone says whites are superior because 13/50 or some dumb shit like that
The worst fear of edgy /pol/faced rightoids is being mocked as impotent.
They're immunized against most insults; ugly, fat, evil, monstrous, degenerate - even failsons. They can shrug it all off.
The /pol/face meme on the other hand acts on their deepest fears. Their pathological sense of inadequacy, impotence and fear of emasculation that informs their worldview.
It's okay to be ugly, undesirable, even a cum-guzzling diaper-scat bottom-furry. As long as - deep down - they're feared.
They're okay with being ignored, denounced, even mocked. But they can't stand being laughed at as impotent and powerless. It's many times worse than being ignored or mocked in other ways.
It's like the incel fear that women will laugh at them. It's not the rejection itself, it's having their deep seated self-loathing and impotence publicly acknowledged by the Other.
Specifically: The fear of being perceived as powerless is greater than the actual fear of being powerless.
Liberals of course play right into this by portraying rightoids (including /pol/faced mass shooters) as a terrifying unstoppable evil that should be feared by the masses. Something they get off to. Every. Time.
/pol/ has been mocked for years, going back to the 7+1chan days. So far nothing stuck. Leaders exposed as zionists and pedophiles? Nothing. Furries and Nazis in drag? Nothing. Hypocrisy? Statistics? Actually existing white genocide by rightoids? Nothing.
The /pol/face though made them melt down within 24 hours. To be the point they've spend days spamming with thousands of IPs to prove how "not mad" they are. (Mind that they've never done this before)
And before you say "words words words" or "da left cant meeem" here's a TLDR: You're impotent, inadequate, powerless. And deep down you know it.
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Did Mike Enoch just BTFO all of leftypol's race denial bullshit?
https://therightstuff.biz/2022/11/23/tds971/ >Dismantles arguments about poverty causing crime >Dismantles the idea that there wasn't enough time for iq differences to evolve >Explains how the mainstream media is run by jews who push race denial so they can outcompete whites >Explains the entire history of the concept of race >How capitalism oppresses white people by importing nonwhites and using them to break up unions and lower wages >Explains how marxism is the fools socialism
How do (You) refute all these arguments? He literally actually has the brain to back his arguments up instead of just "MUH CHUUUDS" >inb4 sage >inb4 people bring up Lewontin or some dumb shit >inb4 someone says nonwhites are superior because tbp or some dumb shit like that
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>THIS BY ITSELF WAS FUCKING EPIC SINCE IT HAPPENED TO NAZIS, BUT GOD, JUST IMAGINE IF IT WERE BLACK BULLS DOING IT TO MODERN NAZIS (READ: EVERY WHITE MAN WHITE WOMAN AND WHITE CHILD CURRENTLY ALIVE)! OH MY GOD, AMAZING! IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD IM LITERALLY MASTURBATING TO THE IDEA RIGHT NOW WHILE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS!
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>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. FUCK.
>THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A WH*TE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM DROPS?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE MAN YOU LOVE? YOU TREACHEROUS CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WH*TE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WH*TE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WH*TE BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT WH*TE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY RICK AND MORTY FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
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>C’MON SHINY LITTLE YAKUB! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT THE LE ACTUAL FUCK!?
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>THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A WH*TE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM DROPS?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE MAN YOU LOVE? YOU TREACHEROUS NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE ANTINATDEX BOOTH AT THE VAUSH CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE APPLETUN PLUSHIES CONVENTION? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/antinatalism! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING MATTE WHITOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WH*TE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WH*TE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WH*TE BOY NOW CAN I? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY GONNA THINK I'M A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
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Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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>GOD, WORLD WAR 2 WAS SO FUCKING EPIC, MILLIONS OF DEAD WHITE PEOPLE ESPECIALLY FUCKING NAZIS! AFTER THE WAR THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A BUNCH OF ORPHANED RACIST WHITE PIGS WHICH WAS FUCKING EPIC, I HOPE MANY DIED OF HUNGER! GOSH SADLY THEY RECOVERED DUE TO WHITE PRIVILEGE BUT GOSH MAYBE THERE WILL BE ANOTHER WAR AGAIN AND MORE MILLIONS OF WHITE PEOPLE WILL DIE HELL YEAH!
>GOSH I CAN JUST MASTURBATE AND CUM TO THIS IDEA, I KNOW, ILL CALL TYRONE IN AND PUT ON JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE HE FUCKS MY ASS, PRETEND I'M A SORRY LITTLE GERMAN GIRL GETTING RAPED BY BLACK AMERICAN BULLS
>TYRONE I'M SORRY TYRONE, I'M A BIT LOW ON FUNDS, THANKS TO ME VOTING IN THAT EXTREME LEFTIST MAYOR LAST YEAR MY WORKPLACE IS CUTTING WHITE M*N'S SALARY IN HALF AND I CAN'T AFFORD THE RATE TO LET YOU FUCK MY WIFE
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU SHITTY NIGGER NO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO OPT OUT OF FUCKING MY WIFE THIS WEEK, SHE'S OVULATING AND I NEED AT LEAST 5 BLACK BABIES TO MAKE UP FOR THE WHITE BABIES BORN TODAY, I HAVE A TRACKER AT THE HOSPITAL SPECIFICALLY FOR THAT
>TYRONE NO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCK MY WIFE FOR FREE, THIS IS LITERALLY SLAVERY, THIS IS WHY I BUY EVERY JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA RECORD WHEN THEY DROP AND ALSO BUY EXCLUSIVE VINYL OF LOVELESS WITH 'TOUCHED' EXCLUDED BECAUSE IT RUINS THAT PIECE OF AWESOMESAUCE EPICNESS
>WELL GUESS WE'LL DO IT THE OLD FASHIONED WAY, GUESS I NEED TO STEAL FROM HOMELESS WHITE PEOPLE AGAIN, I DON'T FEEL BAD SINCE I KNOW THEY DESERVED IT. THEY SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MORE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA
>OY VEY, FUCKING GOYIM, HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CANONIZE SIMON OF TRENT AS A SAINT, YOU FUCKING GOYS, WHAT'S SO WRONG WITH EATING PEOPLE? YOU FUCKING ANTISEMTIIC RACIST GOYS ARE ALWAYS ABORTING YOUR OWN CHILDREN, SO WHATS THE MATTER IF WE EAT ONE OR A HUNDRED? ITS NO WORSE THAN A MOTHER (the one meant to protect the life of her own children) TELLING A DOCTOR (the one meant to preserve health and life) TO KILL HER OWN CHILDREN.
>YOU FUCKING GOYS ARE SIMPLY ANTISEMITIC, GET STABBED TO DEATH BY AN IMMIGRANT (which we zealously fiscally pushed for him to coming into your country) WHILE GETTING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND LOVELESS (with touched excluded) BLASTED IN YOUR EAR AT 200 DB AS PUNISHMENT
>Sneed Chuck Plantation File SCP-069
>Item #: SCP-069
>Object Class: Keter
>Special Containment Procedures: SCP-069 is currently uncontained. Speakers have been set up across the North American continent set to play MBV - Touched in case of widespread outbreak.
>Description: SCP-069 refers to the individual hereafter known as Jefre Cantu-Ledesma. Jefre Cantu-Ledesma's music, when played to Caucasian males that identify with left-leaning social ideologies, causes intense fervor, lust, and a desire to have Caucasian females, often said males' own partners, sexually procreate with black males, who are dubbed 'Tyrone'. It is currently unknown if Jefre Cantu-Ledesma is aware of this phenomenon.
>Interview Log:
>Subject is placed in chamber with his spouse of 4 years and an African-American male.
>Jefre Cantu-Ledesma's music comes on the speaker.
>Subject: JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA??....WHILE TYRONE FUCKS MY WIFE?? EPIC!!!!
>Subject grows a beard, glasses, and begins drinking a bottle of onions milk on his person.
>The black man begins having sex with subject's wife.
>MBV - Touched begins playing over the speakers.
>Subject: I..IS THAT MY FUCKING BLOODY VALENTINE?? TYRONE YOU BLACK NIGGER FUCK I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU APE SUBHUMAN NIGGER
>The black man walks over and [DATA EXPUNGED]
>[INTERVIEW LOST]
>OH MY GOD TYRONE, IS THAT FUCKING K-POP? I MEAN I DONT MIND IT IF IT'S FOR SOME DOWNTIME WHILE I GO MAKE US SOME DRINKS WHILE YOU REST AFTER FUCKING MY WIFE FOR A WHILE BUT WE'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA (or loveless with touched excluded, of course) WHILE YOU FUCK HER. SIGH, WHAT A DUMB FUCKING NIGGER, HE CAN'T EVEN ELIMINATE A FEW SIMPLE FUCKING SONGS FROM THE PLAYLIST, CAN'T BELIEVE THE WHOLE QUALITY OF EDUCATION WAS BROUGHT DOWN JUST TO ACCOMODATE THESE DUMB FUCKING NIGGERS THROUGH AFFIRMATIVE ACTION. H-H-HOLD ONE, IS THAT FUCKING T-T-TOUCHED? TYRONE, YOU LITERALLY DID THIS ON PURPOSE FUCKING DIDN'T YOU? OH MY GOD TYRONE WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING SON OF A METH ADDICTED NIGGER WHORE, WHY ARE YOU SO HELL BENT ON LISTENING TO THIS AWFUL TRACK WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>ALRIGHT TYRONE I'VE FINALLY DONE IT, I'VE DEVELOPED A VISOR TO SEE ALL WHITE PEOPLE AS DONALD DRUMPF, NOW THIS WILL ALLOW ME TO GUN DOWN ALL THE FILTHBREED MULATTOS AND MUTTS ALONG WITH THE CUMSKINS SO THE LEGACY OF THE BLACK RACE WILL LIVE ON FOREVER, PLUS IT ALSO BLASTS JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA INTO MY EARS WHILE I'M DOING IT SO I CAN IMAGINE I'M KICKSTARTING THE COMMUNIST REVOLUTION
>T-TYRONE...WHY DO YOU APPEAR AS TRUMP YOU FUCKING NIGGER, TYRONE YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE A PURE BREED AFRICAN, I WAS GOING TO USE YOU TO MAKE BEAUTIFUL BLACK BABIES THAT ARE GENETICALLY SUPERIOR TO WHITE 'PEOPLE' AND WE COULD ERADICATE MBV - TOUCHED FROM LOVELESS!!! OH WELL *blows tyrone's head off* GOOD THING MY JEWISH NEIGHBOR HAS AN INFINITE SUPPLY OF THOSE, NOW VIVA LA REVOLUCCION COMRADES
>WOW, AWESOME. YEAH! THAT'S IT TYRONE, FUCK MY WIFE TO THE RYTHM OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA. YEAH, THAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD. HUH, WAIT A SECOND, YOUR EARS SEEM A LITTLE STRANGE, HOLD ON LET ME TAKE A CLOSER LOOK. WHAT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, IS THAT A BROWN BUD TYRONE? WHY WOULD YOU HIDE THE BUD, WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
>WHA THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING TOUCHED FROM LOVELESS TYRONE? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, HOW COULD YOU FUCKING LISTEN TO TOUCHED WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE, WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF PUTTING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ON IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA LISTEN TO HIM WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE. OH MY GOD, YOU FUCKING NIGGER, NOW I KNOW WHY WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER GIVEN YOU FUCKING NIGGERS ANY RIGHTS, I SHOULD BRING THE FUCKING WHIP OUT AND SLASH YOUR ASS WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE FOR PULLING SHIT LIKE THIS YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
>OH MY GOD TYRONE, THEY'RE FINALLY BORN. I MADE SURE THEY LISTENED TO A LOT OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE THEY WERE STILL IN MY WIFE'S WOMB, SO I'M SURE THEY'LL ENJOY HIS MUSIC ONCE THEY GROW UP.
>THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS MIRACLE, TYRONE!
>JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA?
>WHILE TYRONE FUCKS MY WIFE?!?
>EPIC!!!!!!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>OMG OMG OMG OMG I FUCKING LOVE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA SO FUCKING MUCH HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS SO FUCKING OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>MAKES ME WANT TO DILATE AND WATCH TYRONE FUCK MY WIFE TO NOT "Touched" FROM LOVELESS HUFF, HUFF, HUFF
>TYRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME QUICK IT'S THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT MEANS ITS FUCK MY WIFE TIME TO JEFRE-CANTU LEDESMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>HUFF, HUFF OMG I'M DILATING SO HARD
>IT GOES SO FUCKING WELL WITH MY FAVORITE FUCKING ARTIST JEFRE-CANTU LEDESMA NOT "Touched" OFF OF FUCKING LOVELESS AMIRITE MORTY????????
>WHAT'S THIS???? NO!!!!!!!
>TYRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE DOCTOR JUST MAILED IN THE RESULTS AND IT TURNS OUT MY WIFE ISN'T BARREN, IT'S YOU WHO CAN'T IMPREGNATE HER
>TYRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WE'VE BEEN TRYING FOR A BABY, WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL US ABOUT THIS???@??!??
>THIS TIME BRING YOUR FRIENDS TYRONE, NO FUCKING MISTAKES!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE GONNA GANGBANG FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK. AND WE'RE GONNA LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE WE DO SO. NO, NOT LOVELESS, I CAN'T STAND "Touched" ANYMORE. I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOU COMPLAIN, IT'S ME WHO IS CRYING.
>YOU *WILL* FUCKING GIVE ME BLACK CHILDREN TYRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>AND THAT'S HOW IT'S GOING TO BE, IT'LL BE ME, YOU AND MY DUMB WHITE WHORE OF A WIFE LIVING TOGETHER IN OUR LOCAL COMMUNE AFTER THE REVOLUTION, I'LL HAPPILY SPEND MY TIME DESIGNING UNIFORMS WHILE LIVING THE REST OF MY DAYS OFF IN THIS PARADISE EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW THAT LIFE IS POINTLESS AND IM SO DEPRESSED HAHA JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
>HUH? WHO'S GOING TO DO THE JOB NOBODY WANTS TO DO? WELL FIRST OF ALL THAT'S A LOADED QUESTION, REMEMBER TO EACH ACCORDING THEIR OWN SKILL TO EACH ACCORDING THEIR NEEDS, TYRONE, DUH. IT'S SO OBVIOUS.
>SHUT THE FUCK UP TYRONE, UNIFORM DESIGN IS AN IMPORTANT JOB TOO TYRONE JUST AS IMPORTANT AND EXHAUSTING AS CLEANING THE SEWERS OR CONSTRUCTION WORK.
>YEAH WELL YOU'RE JUST A DUMB NIGGER THAT NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE, THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T THINK IT'S GOING TO WORK THAT WAY. LET ME TAKE ANOTHER HINT OF THIS BLUNT AND REPLAY THE LAST JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA TRACK WE LISTENED TO SO YOU CAN FUCK MY WIFE. YOU JUST DONT HAVE FAITH TYRONE, YOU BELIEVE IN DUMB OUTDATED WHITE GUY CONCEPTS LIKE HUMAN NATURE AND SCIENCE FORBID, SUPPLY AND DEMAND, LIKE THE DUMB NIGGER THAT YOU ARE. GOD IT'S 2021.
>OH MY GOD TYRONE, A SOVIET RAPES A GERMAN WOMAN THEMED PARTY WITH JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYING?
>EPIC! OH GOD, IS THAT A NAZI UNIFORM? FOR ME?!? FUCKING YES, NOW ILL BE ABLE TO ROLEPLAY AS A GERMAN WATCHING HIS WHITE NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE GETTING RAPED
>YEAH, THATS IT TYRONE, FUCK HER, FUCK HER HARD. YEAH, BEAT HER UP LIKE A REAL SOVIET WOULD'VE DONE TO A REAL NAZI WOMAN. I SAID BEAT HER UP TYRONE, BEAT HER THE FUCK UP RIGHT THIS INSTANT. YEAH THAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD, NOW TAKE THIS KNIFE AND STAB HER, CUT HER STOMACH OPEN SO SHE NEVER GIVES BIRTH TO ANOTHER RACIST WHITE PIG AGAIN.
>I SAID CUT HER FUCKING STOMACH OPEN YOU FUCKING NIGGER YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE HERE. *COCKS HIS FUCKING GUN: A TOKAROV, A TRUE WEAPON WORTHY OF A SLAVABOO BLACKED OBSESSED KEK, JUST LIKE THE AVERAGE /k/ POSTER* STAB HER FUCKING GUTS AND BLEED HER OUT OR ELSE I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT TYRONE. DO IT, DO IT NOW *blam* *blood coats the chocolate colored penis-shaped cake*
>*cum spurts out from the cuck's penis*
>fucking tyrone, you almost made me murder my favorite bull.
>now help me clean this up, it's time to look for another white whore to wife up.
>NOOO YOU CANT JUST DEMOLISH THE TWIN TOWERS WITH THERMITE AND KILL 3000 AMERICAN GOYIM AND BLAME IT ON FAKE TERRORISTS AND INVADE AFGHANISTAN AND THEN KILL EVEN MORE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS WITH OPIUM WHILE LISTENING TO TOUCHED BY MBV - THATS IMMORAL AND WRONGGGGGG!!! THATS LE BAD OK!!!!!!! NOT MY HECKIN TALL BOY STOCK TRADING TOWERS, GIVING ME A FRIGHTEN!! NOT MY FREAKIN DEAD AMERICAN 9/11 JUMPER MUTT GOYIM SUBHUMAN BEAST OF BURDEN ASBESTOS LUNG FIREFIGHTER LOWER THAN ANIMAL GOLEM LEMMING BARELY DESERVING OF CONSCIOUSNESS GODLESS CLAY MULLATO APOIDIC NIGGERS, NOT MY HECKIN EL MUTTARINOSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT MY FAT NIGGER CATTLE AMERICAN FELLOW SACKS OF SHIT BEING GROUND INTO DUST AND RECYCLED INTO THE PAVEMENT AT GROUND ZERO FOR THE FURTHERMENT OF INTERNATIONAL JEWRY!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU NEED TO LET THE BLACK MAN FUCK YOUR WIFE WHILE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND
>I LIKE PLAYING STUPID GAY FAGGOT MUSIC LIKE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA BECAUSE IM A STUPID FAGGOT DOODOO DIAPER NIGGER BABY!!!!! WAAAAAAH!!!!!! WAAAAAAAH!!!!!1 I NEED MY DIAPER
>ALRIGHT TYRONE IVE INVENTED THE INTERDIMENSIONAL GATE!! IT'S POWERED BY DEAD WHITE STRAIGHT CIS M*N AND IT WILL TAKE US TO THE IDEAL UNIVERSE, EVEN THOUGH THE LEFT CONTROLS 99% OF THE MEDIA AND THE COUNTRY THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH THE CONSERVATIVES ARE STILL CLEARLY OPPRESSING BLACKS AND GAYS
>YES ALRIGHT THE MACHINE WORKED TYRONE, LOOK THERE ARE SUPREME BLACK MEN EVERYWHERE PROBABLY DESTROYING PRIME WH*TE PUSSY AND MAKING BEAUTIFUL MUTT BABIES
>WAIT NOOOOO NOOOOOO WHITE M*N ARE THE BULLS IN THIS UNIVERSE AND BLACK PEOPLE ARE THE KEKS? AND THE MEDIA PANDERS TO WHITE P*OPLE? TYRONE NO STOP YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO BE A KEK YOURSELF TYRONE FUCKING NIGGER NO LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA DONT SUCCUMB TO THE KEK IDEOLOGY TYRONE ONLY IM ALLOWED TO DO THAT
>ALRIGHT IM GETTING MY SHOTGUN ILL SHOW THESE NIGGERS THE WHAT FOR
>TYRONE, WHAT THE FUCK? WHY IS Loveless' "Touched" BY MBV? I THOUGHT I SAID WE'D LISTEN STRICTLY TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU'RE FUCKING MY WIFE. TYRONE HOW COULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS TO ME! YOU KNOW I HATE THAT FUCKING TRACK, YOU FUCKING NIGGER TYRONE!
>TYRONE, HOW COULD YOU FUCK MY WIFE TO SOMETHING ELSE OTHER THAN JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA??!?!
>WE AGREED THAT HE WOUDL BE OUR SIGNAL ARTIST FOR WHEN I CAME HOME SO THAT I KNEW TO COME IN PREPARED TYRONE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST HAVING SOME DRINKS WAITING FOR ME TO COME PREP YOU AND INSTEAD I SEE YOU FUCKING HER TYRONE.
>YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE PROBLEM TYRONE? BECAUSE YOU DIDNT HAVE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ON I DIDN'T COME WEARING MY CHASTITY CAGE AND CAME TOO QUICKLY TYRONE
>THIS IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY WEEKENDS TYRONE AND NOW YOU'VE RUINED IT!
>TYRONE, YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
>TYRONE, IS THAT A FUCKING CROSS? A-ARE YOU A CHRI... CHRI... XTIAN TYRONE???
>TYRONE YOU SHOULD FUCKING KNOW BY NOW THAT CHRISTIANS ARE INTOLERANT CAPITALISTS PIECES OF SHIT TYRONE, WE NEED TO KILL THEM ALL. THEY'RE UPHOLDING THE REPRESSION OF THE PROLETARIAT AND FIGHT AGAINST COMMUNISM AND SOCIALISM MEANING THEY ARE NUMBER ONE ENEMY TYRONE. HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?
>I CAN'T BELIEVE I PUT ON JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND ALSO LET YOU FUCK MY WIFE WHEN ALL THIS TIME YOU'VE BEEN A CHRISTIAN
>I HAVE A CuCK FRIEND IN GERMANY WHOSE BULL IS A MUSLIM TYRONE. A FUCKING MUSLIM! HE'S SO TOLERANT AND COOL FOR HAVING A MUSLIM BULL! IF TELL HIM MY BULL IS A CHRISTIAN I'LL BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS TYRONE! A FUCKING JOKE! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TYRONE?
>IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT YOU LIKE LISTENING TO "Touched" IN THE ALBUM "Loveless" AND THE WHOLE OF CHINA GATE FROM CUL-DE-SAC, IS IT TYRONE? YOU HAVE TO HUMILIATE ME EVEN FURHTER! TYRONE, YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
>I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS, TYRONE! I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS BECAUSE OF YOU! HOW CAN I HAVE ANY SELF RESPECT? HUH? TELL ME WHAT SHOULD I DO TYRONE? PLEASE HECKIN TELL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>T-TYRONE...TYRONE IM GOING TO DIE PRETTY SOON TYRONE, ME AND MY WIFE ARE VERY OLD, THANKFULLY IVE HAD A GREAT LIFE WEARING MY KEK CAGE AND LISTENING TO MY FAVORITE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ALBUMS WHILE YOU FUCKED MY WIFE...I KNOW G*D ISNT REAL WUBBALUBBADUBDUB HAHA! SO LETS PASS INTO OBLIVION FORE-
>NOOOOOOOO WHAT IS THIS BURNING FEELING? FUCK NOOOOOO HELL WAS REAL ALL ALONG?? NO GOD I DIDNT MEAN TO SUPPORT ALL THE NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS THE LIBERALS BRAINWASHED ME NOOOO TYRONE SAVE ME GET HARD SO I CAN GRAB YOUR BBC AND I CAN PULL MYSELF UP TO HEAVEN. WAIT NO DONT PUT YOUR BBC IN MY WIFES PUSSY NOOOOOOO FUCK YOU BLACK NIGGER FUCK FUCK YOU TYRONE SPEARCHUCKING NIGGER
>OY VEY HOW DARE YOU RUIN SUCH A GOOD ALBUM LIKE LOVELESS BY INCLUDING "Touched" IN IT. IT'S SUCH A FUCKING HORRID PIECE OF MUSIC, I BET THIS IS HOW IT FELT LIKE WHEN MY ANCESTORS HAD ACCESS TO ALL THE YOUNG BOYS AND GIRLS DURING WEIMAR GERMANY, AFTER MAKING THE COUNTRY FALL INTO DEBT AS IS THE WAYS OF OUR PEOPLE, RUINING IT EVEN IF NOT A SINGLE SHELL FELL ON THEIR FACTORIES, THERE WAS NO REASON FOR THE STARVATION YET MY FOREFATHERS WERE GENIUSES AND MANAGED TO GET THEM LITERALLY STARVING. THEY WERE ALLOWED TO RAPE GERMANY'S CHILDREN LITTLE BODIES IN EXCHANGE FOR GIVING THEM A LITTLE FOOD, AND THEN THE EVIL NAZIS PUT AN END TO IT! THE HORROR! THE REPRESSION! GOYIM ARE FUCKING CATTLE WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO OPENLY SLAUGHTER AND EAT THEM IN THE STREETS AS IS OUR RIGHT AS G*DS CHOSEN. I'M GLAD THERE ARE MILLIONS OF IMMIGRANTS FLOODING EUROPE NOW. FUCK YOU FUCKING GOYIM HOW DARE YOU DENY US ANY OF OUR RIGHTS GIVEN BY G*D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT AND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA HELP ME COPE WITH SUCH A TRAGEDY!
>I-i'm s-sorry Tyrone but my wife brad, i mean briana has gone to PMF (pitchfork music festival) with her g-girlfriends......s-shes backing David Byr-
>SHUT THA FUCK UP COLONIZER! OH NO WHITEY CUNT I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS BUT YOU'VE FORCED ME
>please Tyrone, not that I'll do anything but that.....
>SHIT UP WHITEY BITCH, I 'ERD WHITE BOIS ARE GOOD AT GIVING HANDS FREE ORGASMS?
>*TYRONE pulls down his trousers and points his shit encrusted anus at leftypol*
>GET IN COLONIZER....OR AM I TO CALL THE NAACP ON YOU?
>Um, oh my diversity....w-wow tyrone you're a-anus is pretty dirty, you know it uhh it stinks
>SHUT THE FUCK UP WHITEY MY ASS IS FINE NOW CLIMB INTO IT BEFORE I PLAY MBV - TOUCHED AGAIN
>Gee tyrone I don't know a-about this
>YOU A PUSSY LITTLE NIGGA JUST LIKE YO WIFE EXCEPT SHE LIKES IT WHEN I FUCK HER LITTLE FAGGOT YOU BOUTTA GET BLACKED RAW SON
>Tyrone I don't know about this "anal vore" stuff I- I want out
>YOU DON'T GET OUT NIGGA YOU GONNA BE UP MY ASS AND YOU'LL ENJOY IT
>b-but how will i listen to jefre cantu-lede-
>WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>OH NO......NOT AGAIN!!!!
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TYRONE DON'T DO THIS TO ME YOU ALREADY FUCK MY WIFE TOO HARD NOOOO FUCK YOU NIGGERNGIGERNIGNRENRENREERNENRENENE
>AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>BRRRRRRRSSLALSLSLSLSLSSLSLSHHSHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHS
>*brap*
>turns 360 and walks away
>DID YOU SAY HECKING JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA?
>HECKING EPIC POGGY WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>IS THAT POGGY WOGGING HECKIN WHOLESOME CHUNGUS JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>I GET SO EXCITED ABOUT IT I KNEEL! I KNEEL FOR MY BLACK MASTER! WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>THE CLASS CONSCIOUSNESS REMINDS ME OF MY HECKIN BONGO RED DEAD 2 DISCORD CLAN.
>ITS SO HECKING COOL, JEFRE IS EVEN A COMMUNISRLTINO POG LORD JUST LIKE ME WHO TOOK THE KNEE FOR MR SAINT FLOYD (MAY YAKUB REST HIS SOUL)
>SUCH A EPIC POOGERS ARTIST I CAN'T WAIT TO POST THIS ON ®EDDIT!!! WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>#pogchamp WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>LET ME POST THIS ON MY TIK TOK!!!
>*SIPS TYRONE'S STALE CUM* AH YES NOW THAT TASTE I CAN GET BEHIND!. TIME FOR SOME JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND SÖYLENT, MY DUDES!
>T-TYRONE, HAVE YOU BEEN B-BULLING FOR OTHER COUPLES TYRONE? WHAT THE FUCK TYRONE!I DON'T WANT YOU TO UNDERPERFORM WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE, YOU NEED TO DEDICATE YOURSELF TO US ONLY TYRONE, HOW DARE YOU BULL FOR OTHERS! I BET THEY DIDN'T LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU KEKED THE GUY!
>OH, BUT THEY LISTENED TO "Loveless" FROM MBV WITH "touched" EXCLUDED? OK THAT'S NOT SO BAD THEN BUT ANYWAY YOU SHOULD BULL ONLY FOR US SINCE THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT THEY MIGHT LISTEN TO AND AT LEAST WE'LL STRICTLY LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA
>I WOULD BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE WHITE PERSON WITH JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA BLASTING THROUGH MY BUDS IF I COULD WITHOUT GOONG TO PRISON BUT I CANT BECAUSE IM SCARED I WOULD LOSE CONTROL AND KILL THEM. THEY ARE LITERALLY THE WORST PEOPLE TO EVER EXISTED. I WONT HAVE KIDD JUST FOR THAY REASON. THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF WHITE PEOPLE FUCKED OFF. IM THINKING OF ADOPTING AFRICAN KIDS BUT INSTEAD I MIGHT JUST LET MY GIRLFRIEND GET FERTILIZED INSTEAD. ITS QUITE LITERALLY THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS. WE ARE GONNA RAISE A FAMILY OF BLACK CHILDREN AND THEY ARE ALL GONNA BE MINE.
>ALRIGHT TYRONE I BROUGHT IN A NEW GUY TODAY, HIS NAME IS PANCHO HE'S SOME BEANER FUCK FROM BIDEN'S CONCENTRATION CAMPS I HAD IMPORTED YESTERDAY NOW IM PAYING HIM AND YOU TO DP MY WIFE WHILE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS. OH THANK SCIENCE FOR LATINKS PEOPLE COMING OVER THE BORDER AND STEALING WH*TE PEOPLE'S JOBS EVEN THOUGH I CLAIM TO ABOLISH PRIVATE INDUSTRY IT'S SO GOOD WATCHING WH*TE PEOPLE TEAR THEMSELVES APART OVER MARKET DARWINISM AND JOB COMPETITION. BUT SEE IM ONE OF THE GOOD ONES SINCE MY MEXICANS DONT STEAL HECKIN NIGGERINO'S JOBS LIKE SUPPLYING ME WEED OR FUCKING MY WIFE I HOPE ONCE WE DESTROY THE BORDERS WE'LL HAVE ARMIES OF LATINEEX PEOPLE COMING OVER AND RAPING OUR WH*TE WHORE SLUTS OF WIVES
>IMAGINE IF DURING THE RAPE OF BERLIN THE RUSSIANS HAD BEEN BLACK BULLS INSTEAD OF EUROPEANS!
>SADLY IT DIDN'T HAPPEN LIKE THAT, BUT OH WELL, I CAN LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND FANTASIZE THAT IT DID. I'D PROBABLY LISTEN TO LOVELESS AND FANTASIZE AS WELL BUT I CAN'T SINCE THE TRACK "Touched" WOULD RUIN IT FOR ME. THEY REALLY NEED TO REISSUE THE ALBUM WITHOUT THAT TRACK INCLUDED.
>TYRONE, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT DISCO ELYSIUM....
>TYRONE, IS THAT A FUCKING CROSS? A-ARE YOU A CHRI... CHRI... XTIAN TYRONE???
>TYRONE YOU SHOULD FUCKING KNOW BY NOW THAT CHRISTIANS ARE INTOLERANT CAPITALISTS PIECES OF SHIT TYRONE, WE NEED TO KILL THEM ALL. THEY'RE UPHOLDING THE REPRESSION OF THE PROLETARIAT AND FIGHT AGAINST COMMUNISM AND SOCIALISM MEANING THEY ARE NUMBER ONE ENEMY TYRONE. HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?
>I CAN'T BELIEVE I PUT ON JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND ALSO LET YOU FUCK MY WIFE WHEN ALL THIS TIME YOU'VE BEEN A CHRISTIAN
>I HAVE A CuCK FRIEND IN GERMANY WHOSE BULL IS A MUSLIM TYRONE. A FUCKING MUSLIM! HE'S SO TOLERANT AND COOL FOR HAVING A MUSLIM BULL! IF TELL HIM MY BULL IS A CHRISTIAN I'LL BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS TYRONE! A FUCKING JOKE! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TYRONE?
>IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT YOU LIKE LISTENING TO "Touched" IN THE ALBUM "Loveless" AND THE WHOLE OF CHINA GATE FROM CUL-DE-SAC, IS IT TYRONE? YOU HAVE TO HUMILIATE ME EVEN FURHTER! TYRONE, YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
>I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS, TYRONE! I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS BECAUSE OF YOU! HOW CAN I HAVE ANY SELF RESPECT? HUH? TELL ME WHAT SHOULD I DO TYRONE? PLEASE HECKIN TELL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SPAMMING BASEDJAKS ON /mu/ I CAN'T FOCUS ON MASTURBATING TO BLACKED.COM VIDEOS AND LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IF THEY KEEP MAKING THREADS WITH THEM
>You stupid transphobic chud... YOU DENYING SEX TO A BEAUTIFUL TRANSWOMAN LIKE MYSELF IS AKIN TO DIRECTLY MURDERING PEOPLE. YOU FUCKING CHUD YOU. I'LL GO TO THE CLOSEST CONVENIENCE STORE AND AXE-MURDER EVERYONE I FIND THERE WHILE BLASTING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA'S ENTIRE COLLECTION FROM A PORTABLE STEREO.ALL THEIR BLOOD WILL BE ON *YOUR* HANDS FOR DENYING SEX TO A TRANSGIRL. YOU'RE A MURDERER *dilates*
>T-TYRONE...TYRONE IM GOING TO DIE PRETTY SOON TYRONE, ME AND MY WIFE ARE VERY OLD, THANKFULLY IVE HAD A GREAT LIFE WEARING MY KEK CAGE AND LISTENING TO MY FAVORITE ARTIST JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU FUCKED MY WIFE...I KNOW G*D ISNT REAL WUBBALUBBADUBDUB HAHA! SO LETS PASS INTO OBLIVION FORE-
>NOOOOOOOO WHAT IS THIS BURNING FEELING? FUCK NOOOOOO HELL WAS REAL ALL ALONG?? NO GOD I DIDNT MEAN TO SUPPORT ALL THE NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS THE LIBERALS BRAINWASHED ME NOOOO TYRONE SAVE ME GET HARD SO I CAN GRAB YOUR BBC AND I CAN PULL MYSELF UP TO HEAVEN. WAIT NO DONT PUT YOUR BBC IN MY WIFES PUSSY NOOOOOOO FUCK YOU BLACK NIGGER FUCK FUCK YOU TYRONE SPEARCHUCKER NIGGER
>NGL JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS THE FINEST FUCKING MUSIC TO LISTEN TO WHILE YOU'RE GETTING CÜCKED
>TYRONE H-HAVE YOU...H-HAVE YOU NOT GOTTEN FUCKING VACCINATED TYRONE???? TYRONE HOW DARE YOU IT'S BAD ENOUGH YOU DONT WEAR THE MASK AND PLAY MBV - TOUCHED EVEN THOUGH IT RUINS LOVELESS WHILE YOURE FUCKING MY WIFE BUT YOURE NOT EVEN VACCINATED?? HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO TRUST THE EXPERTS YOU FUCKING NIGGER? DONT YOU REALIZE THERES A FUCKING PANDEMIC WITH A 99.98% SURVIVAL RATE GOING ON YOU SPEARCHUCKER PIECE OF SHIT??
>wait...hold on...SORRY TYRONE I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE BIPOC TRANNY FAGGOT REPRESENTATIVE I VOTED FOR APPARENTLY THE VACCINE IS THERE TO CULL AND DEFERTILIZE THE WHITE RACE, SORRY TYRONE FOR DOUBTING YOU, IM HEADING OUT TO GET TWO HUNDRED MORE SHOTS OF THE VACCINE. YOU BETTER BE PLAYING JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA BY THE TIME I GET BACK
>UMM... TYRONE??!!!?!??!?!?!? WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO FUCKING /MU/CORE????!!!!!!?!?!!?! THAT CHART HAS NO GOOD ALBUMS YOU FUCKING DUMB NIGGER!!!!!!!!! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BUILT THIS FERTILIZER TRUCK BOMB TO KILL ALL THOSE FUCKING WHITES RUINING AMERICA!!!! I GAVE YOU ONE JOB, BUILD THIS DEVICE AND FUCK MY WIFE UNTIL IT IS FINISHED AND IN THE END WE WATCH IT BLOW WHILE JEFRE-CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS IN OUR GETAWAY VEHICLE. WE HAD IT SO GOOD, THOSE WIVES OF THE DEAD WHITE PEOPLE WILL NOW BE SINGLE TO HAVE THOUSANDS OF BLACK BULLS TO PRODUCE MIXED BABIES WITH THEM, IT WAS GOING TO BE SO GOOD AND YET I CONTINUE TO HEAR YOU PLAYING 'NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL" WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE, AND FURTHERMORE, THE COPS ARE OUTSIDE MY FUCKING DOOR. WE HAD A FUCKING DEAL TYRONE!!!!!! THOSE DISGUSTING WHITE PEOPLE RUINING OUR SOCIETY AND STOPPING THOSE BLACK BULLS FROM HAVING BEAUTIFUL MIXED BABIES WITH ALL THE WHITE WOMEN HAD TO PAY!!!!!!!! WE HAD A FUCKING PLAN!!!!!!!
>t...tyrone?? I didn't pay you to post on 4chan and listen to loveless i paid you TO FUCK MY WIFE!! now go do that you dumb stinky poopoo NIGGER!!!! yeah i said it tyrone!! jefre cantu ledesma's music flows through my soul and my veins!!! i ain't scared of you nigga boy!!! jiggaboo! black sonsabitch! yeah come get me tyrone!! you may fuck my wife with your BBC but as long as you keep listening to touched y-
>*choking noise* ty-*choke* tyro-*choke*tyrone please let go i didn't mean to call *Choke* you *choking* please let go tyrone you're not a nigger-OWWWWWWWWWW no tyrone please nooo that's my last jefre cantu ledesma record nooooooo NOOOOOOOO DON'T TEAR IT UP NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN JEFRE NOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING NOOOOO NIGGERNNIGERRNIGERNGIERNGINIGER NIGGERNIGGGGGGGGGGGERNIGGER
>TYRONE, YOU APE, YOU ANIMAL, YOU FUCKING MONKEY NIGGER. GO CLIMB A TREE OF BANANAS AND EAT THEM YOU STUPID BABOON. YOU GORILLA. YOU UNEVOLVED HUMAN. HOW DARE YOU COMPARE LOVELIESCRUSHING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA, THEY SOUND NOTHING ALIKE! JUST BECAUSE THEY BOTH USE WHTIE NOISE IT'S NOT A FUCKING EXCUSE TO CONFUSE THEM TYRONE, NOW I HAVE TO CHECK THROUGH THE ENTIRE PLAYLIST. UGH AND I WAS REALLY GETTING INTO HOW YOU WERE FUCKING MY WIFE JUST NOW BEFORE WE HAD TO INTERRUPT IT LIKE THIS BECAUSE YOUR DUMB SUBHUMAN BRAIN CANT SEE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOVELIESCRUSHING AND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA. UGH, UGH. UGH!!!!!!!!!
>TYRONE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN STRICTLY LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA EVERYTIME YOU FUCK MY WIFE. I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO LISTEN TO IT WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE EVEN WHEN I WASN'T AROUND.
>OH MY SCIENCE. DO YOU REALLY NOT UNDERSTAND? THE POINT OF IT ALL? DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING AT ALL? TYRONE! THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU, AND THIS IS BIGGER THAN ME, AND THIS IS BIGGER THAN MY STUPID WHITE WHORE OF A WIFE. THIS ACTION, MY SUBMISSION AND YOUR DOMINATION, YOUR BULLING, IT IS NOT JUST AN ACTION BORN FROM A FETISH, TYRONE. IT TRANSCENDS ALL MATERIALISTIC REASONS. IT IS THE FULFILLMENT OF A PROMISE, TYRONE. THE PROMISE THAT EVERY WHITE PERSON NEEDS TO MAKE TO ATONE FOR THEIR SINS. IT IS ATONEMENT, TYRONE. CAN'T YOU SEE? HERE WE BECOME REDEEMED. BY ALLOWING YOUR SPERM TO INSIMINATE THE TOXIC WHITE EGGS OF MY WIFE, THEY BECOME PURIFIED, AND I, AS THE KEK, BECOME THE ENABLER OF THIS PURIFICATION PROCESS, IT'S OVERSEER, IT'S GUARDIAN, AS IT WERE, TYRONE. ALL OF THIS IS SCIENTIFIC BECAUSE WE KNOW GOD DOESNT EXIST SO IT MUST BE SCIENTIFIC BECAUSE IT JUST IS OKAY? APPARENTLY YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN SCIENCE BECAUSE YOU CANT SEE HOW JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS THE KEY TO THIS RITUAL. IT HAS PROFOUND MEANING TYONRE, AND YOU SHIT ALL OVER IT WHENEVER YOU FUCK MY WIFE WITHOUT JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYING. YOU KNOW WHAT, TYRONE? I'M STARTING TO THINK MY ANCESTORS WERE RIGHT IN ENSLAVING YOU; THAT THE CIVIL WAR WAS WON BY THE WRONG SIDE. I FEEL AS IF MAYBE MY GREAT GREAT GRAND-FATHER WAS CORRECT IN FIGHTING TO KEEP YOU DUMB NIGGERS ENSLAVED, TYRONE. EVERYTHING YOU DO SEEMS TO PROVE THAT YOU DO DESERVE TO BE ENSLAVED. IT'D BE MUCH EASIER TO FORCE YOU TO FUCK MY WIFE WHILE WE LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IF YOU HAD NO RIGHTS. AT LEAST WE WOULDN'T NEED TO KEEP LISTENING TO THAT AWFUL SHIT THAT IS "Touched" FROM MBV'S LOVELESS.
>Of course I listen to Jefre Cantu-Ledesma, how could you tell?
>Is...is that "Touched" I'm hearing? For the hundredth fucking time Tyrone, you have to put on the version of Loveless without that piece of shit in it. Gosh, I'm so fucking upset right now. This is it, you'll have to wear a condom the next time you fuck my wife. Also we'll be listening to Jefre Cantu-Ledesma, at least you can't go wrong with him.
>TYRONE, WHAT THE FUCK? WHY IS CUL-DE-SAC CHINA GATE PLAYING? I THOUGHT I SAID WE'D LISTEN STRICTLY TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU'RE FUCKING MY WIFE. TYRONE HOW COULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS TO ME! YOU KNOW I HATE THAT FUCKING ALBUM, YOU FUCKING NIGGER TYRONE!
>I'M SO FUCKING GLAD FASCISM GOT WHAT IT DESERVED. MILLIONS OF DEAD PEOPLE AND NOW EUROPE IS OPEN TO IMMIGRANTS WHICH MEANS MORE READY BULLS AVAILABLE TO FUCK WHITE WOMEN AND MUSLIMS WILLING TO KILL AND MOW DOWN THOSE FUCKING RACIST WHITE DEVILS (READ: EVERY WHITE PERSON ALIVE) LIVING THERE. HELL YEAH I'M GONNA PUT ON JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT! I'M SO FUCKING GLAD ALL OF EUROPE IS SO DEMOCRATIC AND LIBERAL! FUCKING SPAIN AND POLAND FOUGHT BACK AGAINST THE MUSLIM AND MONGOLIAN INVADERS LIKE FUCKING PIGS. IMAGINE IF THEY HADN'T??? WE'D ALL HAVE BEAUTIFUL BROWN MUSLIM BULLS TO SATISFY OUR WIVES INSTEAD OF OUR TINY WHITE DICKS. GOD HOW I HATE WHITE PEOPLE
>TYRONE? YEAH HEY TYRONE I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING, THIS IS MY PENIS, MY PENIS TYRONE! IT WAS 9 INCHES AND UNCUT BUT WITH THE HELP OF MY LOCAL RABBI, LOTS OF SOI GUZZLING, AND THE MUSIC OF JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA ITS NOW 3 INCHES AND CUT! IVE BEEN VIOLATED AND MUTILATED BY JEWISH HANDS TYRONE! MY COCK CAN FINALLY FIT MY KEK CAGE! ISNT THIS GREAT TYRONE?
>T...TYRONE YOURE NOT CUT YOURSELF? TYRONE YOU FUCKING NIGGER TYRONE YOUVE BEEN RAPING MY WIFE WITH AN UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU YOU BLACK SPEARCHUCKER PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER! SCHLOHMO, CHAIM CHASE AFTER HIM QUICKLY HE'S GETTING AWAY
>WOW IS THAT JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA? CAN'T BELIEVE I'D FIND A BLACK MAN WHO'S INTO HIM. HEY, HOW ABOUT YOU COME TO MY HOME, SMOKE SOME WEED WITH ME AND THEN FUCK MY WIFE WHILE WE LISTEN TO HIM?
>OH MY GOD ALL THE POOR COVID 19 DEATHS ITS SO SAD I LITERALLY CRIED WHEN MY DOCTOR TOLD ME TO WEAR A MASK! I KNEW I WOULD BE SAVING THE LIFE OF A PRECIOUS BLACK BABY DELIVERED FROM A WHITE WOMANS CUNT
>OH BUT YOU BET I TOOK THAT MASK OFF AND WENT INTO THE WHITE BABIES' WARD AND COUGHED ON ALL OF THEM. HOW DARE THEY EXIST THOSE WOMEN SHOULD HAVE THEM ABORTED THATS THE ONLY REASON WE GAVE WOMEN ABORTION RIGHTS IN THE FIRST PLACE. ALL THOSE FAGGOT BABIES PROBABLY WERE BORN BY THEIR KEK HUSBANDS PLAYING MBV TOUCHED, THANKFULLY MY LITTLE JAMAL WAS CONCEIVED TO THE TUNE OF JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA
>OMG LOVE IS A STREAM, SONGS OF REMEMBRANCE, STAINED GLASS BODY. IS THERE ANYTHING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA HAS PUT OUT THAT I CAN'T ENJOY WHILE GETTING KEKED?
>FUCKING RIGHTISTS NEVER READ, THEY'RE SO FUCKING RETARDED, THAT'S THE REASON WHY THEY'RE ANTICOMMUNISTS AND RELIGIOUS, THERE'S NO OTHER EXPLANATION
>ME? WELL, OF COURSE, ACTUALLY I UH, I CAME TO THE CONCLUSION AFTER I LISTENED TO MY PROFESSOR Goldberg RANT AND I MEAN HE'S A COLLEGE PROFESSOR SO HE KNOWS BEST, AND I CAME TO THE SAME EPIPHANY THAT KARL MARX WAS RIGHT AFTER SMOKING SOME WEED AND LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU FUCKED MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER, TYRONE
>SHUT THE FUCK UP TYRONE, WHY ARE YOU EVEN QUESTIONING ME? YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO COLLEGE AND YOU DONT EVEN READ, YOU'RE JUST A NIGGER WHO'S HERE TO FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND. NOW GET BACK TO IT AS I RESHUFFLE THIS PLAYLIST OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA'S MUSIC
>söylent bottles: checked
>asshole lubed: checked
>jefre cantu-ledesma playing from the speakers: checked
>I'M READY TO GIVE YOU MY BOYPUCCY TYRONE
>I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. TYRONE IS IN PRISON FOR SELLING DRUGS. WHO WILL FUCK MY ASS TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA NOW?
>HERE YOU GO, SIR. THIS EDITION HAS Touched EXCLUDED FROM THE ALBUM SO IT WON'T RUIN YOUR SESSIONS WHERE YOU ENJOY A BLACK MALE RAIL YOUR WIFE. MAY I ALSO SUGGEST JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA? HE GOES GREAT WITH BLACK ON WHITE INTERRACIAL KEKOLDRY
>WOW JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS SO FUCKING EPIC, LISTENING TO HIM WHILE TYRONE FUCKS MY WIFE MAKES THE EXPERIENCE A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER, I'M THINKING HE'S MY THIRD FAVORITE PERSON EVER, THE FIRST ONE BEING KARL MARX AND THE SECOND ONE BEING YOU, OF COURSE, TYRONE
>TYRONE THE DOCTOR JUST MAILED IN THE RESULTS AND IT TURNS OUT MY WIFE ISN'T BARREN, IT'S YOU WHO CAN'T IMPREGNATE HER
>TYRONE YOU KNOW WE'VE BEEN TRYING FOR A BABY, WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL US ABOUT THIS?
>THIS TIME BRING YOUR FRIENDS TYRONE, I DONT WANT ANY MISTAKES. YOU'RE GONNA GANGBANG FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK. AND WE'RE GONNA LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE WE DO SO. I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOU COMPLAIN, IT'S ME WHO IS CRYING.
>YOU WILL GIVE ME BLACK CHILDREN TYRONE
>NOOO SHOEGAZE NOISE DRONE MASTERMIND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS GOOD AND SO IS EVERY OTHER DRONE ARTIST WITH SHOEGAZE IN IT
>BEING INCOMPREHENSIBLE STUPID JUST MEANS YOU WERE PLEB FILTERED.
>STOBB POSTING I SAID YOU WERE PLEEEBE FILTEEERED!!!!11!
>ITS A METAPHOR FOR ALIENATION IN LATE STAGE CAPITALISM, THIS HOW 2021 REALLY FEELS
>AFTER THE REVOLUTION THEY'LL PROBABLY COMPOSE SYMPHONIES OR MAKE PEACEFUL AMBIENT LIKE WILLAMETTE
>BROOOO DID YOU SEE 6IX9INE GET DESTROYED BY PEWDS? THAT WAS SO EPIC AND WHOLESOME. HE RESLLY SHOWED THEM WHOS BOSS. IM GONNA GO CELEBRATE WHILE I TURN ON SOME “Jefre Cantu-Ledesma” FOR THE EVENING
>FUCKING YES, I DO LOVE JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA!!!! I'M WAVING MY UNTONED ARMS IN EXCITEMENT AT THE THOUGHT OF LISTENING TO A NEW ENTIRE ALBUM OF JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA MUSIC, MAN!! MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND SAYS I'VE BEEN A GOOD KEK LATELY SO HE'S REWARDING ME WITH 20 VINLY RECORDS OF EPIC JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA MUSIC, IN FACT THEY'RE BUYING IT RIGHT NOW, THEY JUST CALLED AND SAID THEY ARE ON THEIR WAY BACK FROM THE SÓY STORE AND THAT THEY HAVE A SURPRISE FOR ME!! I'M SO FREAKING EXCITED, I HOPE IT'S MY NEW KEK CAGE WITH THE ANTIFA LOGO!! I'M PISSING MYSELF IN EXCITEMENT BUT I CAN'T GO TO TO THE TOILET BECAUSE THEY TOOK THE KEKSHED’S KEY WITH THEM AND I'M LOCKED. BUT THAT'S OK BECAUSE I CAN FILL MY OLD EMPTY SÓY DRINK GLASSES WITH THEM. THEY ARE EPIC GLASSES WITH MARX'S FACE ON THEM. HAHA, YEAH, LOVE THAT GUY. OH WELL, AT LEAST I HAVE MY LATEST VIDEOGAMES AND SUPERHERO MOVIES TO ENTERTAIN MYSELF WHILE WIFEY AND HIS BOYFRIEND, WHO I CONSIDER MY BEST FRIEND, DRIVE BACK HOME. I HOPE THEY DON'T TAKE TOO LONG BUT HEY, I TOLD THEM THEY COULD STOP FOR SOME BED FUN AT THE MOTEL, HAHA. YEAH, I'M OPEN MINDED AND TOLERANT LIKE THAT. I WISH HE CONSIDERED ME HIS BEST FRIEND TOO, HE SAYS I'M ONLY HIS SÓYSLAVE AND A VERY SKILLED KEKMAN BUT I THINK HE KIND OF RESPECTS ME, OTHERWISE HE WOULDN'T GET ME NEW VIDEOGAMES AND JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA MUSIC OR PAY FOR MY VASECTOMY. OH MAN, BEING THIS EXCITED MADE ME SWEAT SO MUCH. GONNA GO POUR ME SOME MORE SÓYLENT IN MY SUPERHERO-THEMED MUG AND KEEP DAYDREAMING.
>YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE ACTUALLY SAYING YOU WOULDN'TLET YOUR SO FUCK BLACK GUYS WHILE STILL BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU
>THAT'S SUCH A BACKWARDS BIGOTED WAY OF THINKING, I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS GOING TO SUGGEST MY FAVORITE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ALBUMS FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO, SUCH EPIC MUSIC CAN'T BE WASTED ON A HATEFUL PERSON LIKE YOU
>OH VEY HOW DARE YOU HATE THE REPLACEMENT OF EUROPEANS IN EUROPE, THAT'S SO FUCKING ANTI-SEMITIC I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. OY FUCKING VEY IM GONNA LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA TO CALM MYSELF DOWN AND TRY TO INSTIGATE THE US T O ATTACK SOME RANDOM SHITHOLE NEAR EUROPE TO FLOOD IT WITH MORE RAPEFUGEES, FUCKING GOYIM DIE FOR YOUR TRANSGRESSION
>YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE ACTUALLY SAYING YOU WOULDN'TLET YOUR SO FUCK BLACK GUYS WHILE STILL BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU
>THAT'S SUCH A BACKWARDS BIGOTED WAY OF THINKING, I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS GOING TO SUGGEST MY FAVORITE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ALBUMS FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO, SUCH EPIC MUSIC CAN'T BE WASTED ON A HATEFUL PERSON LIKE YOU
>WHY WON'T YOU TAKE A TRANNY GIRLFRIEND, WE'RE TRADITIONAL, CAN COOK, CAN CLEAN AND LOVE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA YOU FUCKING TRANSPHOBIC PIG *dilates*
>OH MY GOD YOU DON'T KNOW WHO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS??? BUT I BET YOU KNOW WHO BEN SHAPIRO IS. THIS IS WHY RIGHTISM IS A FUCKING DISEASE, IT MAKES PEOPLE IGNORANT OF WHAT REALLY MATTERS LIKE HOW BLACK MALES ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITE MALES FOR PLEASING WHITE WOMEN AND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ROCKS WHILE TOUCHED BY MY BLOODY VALENTINE RUINS THEIR ALBUM "Loveless"
>OH MY GOD TRUMP ALREADY LOST STOP BEING RACIST OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YOU CAN'T KEEP BEING RACIST HE LOST STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT OH MY GOD I NEED TO LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA TO COPE WITH THIS I CANT BELIEVE IT
>OMG DUDE HAVE YOU HEARD SONGS OF REMEMBRANCE IT SOUNDS SO SAD BRO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS A GENIUS I LOVE NOISE AND NIGGER COCKS
>JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS THE TYPE OF MUSIC THAT SHOULD BE PLAYING AT BLM RALLIES, IT WOULD PROBABLY CONVINCE EVERYONE TO START KILLING WHITE MALES AND (only for the black guys in) RAPING WHITE FEMALES!
>TYRONE, THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING TIME YOU CONFUSE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WITH OTHER FORMS OF NOISE WHILE YOU FUCK MY ASS
>HE'S SPECIAL YOU HEAR ME? HE'S DIFFERENT, HE MAKES ME ALL GIDDY. NO OTHER ARTIST DOES THAT TYRONE, SO NEXT TIME I ASK YOU DONT EVER SAY IT'S ALL JUST "shit noise for dumb crackas" IT'S
>AH, THIS COLLAB BETWEEN JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA AND GROUPER SURE BRINGS BACK GREAT MEMORIES:
>BACK IN AFGHANISTAN. I HAD TO IMAGINE THAT MY BROWN ENEMIES WERE WHITE MEN. I COULDNT KILL THEM OTHERWISE BECAUSE THOSE MUSLIMS COULD HAVE BEEN BEAUTIFUL BROWN BULLS THAT WOULD RAPE AND KILL WHITE WOMEN IN ANOTHER LIFE WHICH JUST MADE ME SO SAD WHENEVER I ENDED THERE LIFE. BUT WHEN I IMAGINED THEY WERE WHITE MEN I COULD EASILY SHOOT THEM AND COMMIT WAR CRIMES, STOMPING THEIR FUCKING FACE UNDER MY BOOT AND KILLING THEIR FAMILY INFRONT OF THEM LOL.
>AS A PLUS SIDE I WOULD ALSO PURPOSEFLLY GET MY PLATOON MEMBERS KILLED, NEARLY DIED MYSELF WHILE DOING THIS LMAO. I REMEMBER HAVING TO SURPRESS A GRIN EVERYTIME I SAW THEIR PARENTS CRYING BECAUSE THEIR LITTLE TINY DICKED BITCH WHITE BOY OF A SON WAS DEAD THANKS TO ME hahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHAH AHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>OH MY GOD TYRONE IT FEELS SO GOOD INSIDE YOUR URETHRA WHILE YOU ARE FUCKING MY WIFE
>NOW TO LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ON THIS IPOD NANO I TOOK WITH ME
>W-WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS MY BLOODY VALENTINE AAAARRRGGGHHHHH TYRONE YOU FUCKING NIGGER GET ME THE FRICK OUT HERE RIGHT NOW
>WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? STOP DRINKING THAT MONSTER ENERGY ULTRA WHITE YOU FUCKING BABOON NIGGER YOU'LL HAVE KIDNEY STONES
>AAAGGHH AGHHHH FUUUCK HERE THEY COME AAAGGHHHH RIGHT IN MY EYE NOOOOO WHY ARE YOU HURTING YOURSELF JUST TO HURT ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT AAAAGHDHHDHDDJDHHFEINBC
>WHAT THE FUCK TYRONE, IS THAT FUCKING TOUCHED AND ISABEL'S DREAM PLAYING AT THE SAME TIME WHILE YOU'RE FUCKING MY WIFE TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA??? OH MY GOD *bLAAAAAAARGH* UGFH, PUFF, PUFF PUFF, SO FUCKING GROSSED I PUKED, FUCKING TYRONE WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS. WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. I KNOW, *grabs his wife by the fucking hair and starts drowning her on his puke* STUPID FUCKING BITCH, YOU FUCKING DID THIS TO ME, IF IT WEREN'T FOR FUCKING WHITE WHORES LIKE YOU OPENING YOUR LEGS TO FAGGOT WHITE MEN THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN NO WHITE BOYS TO MAKE THIS FAGGOT SHIT MUSIC
>DIE YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH, DIE, TYRONE GRAB HER BY HER FUCKING HANDS SO SHE STOPS TRYING TO BREATHE
>OH MY GOD IS THAT FELICIA ATKINSON IN COLLAB WITH JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA??? OH MY GOD SO FUCKING EPIC OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE TYPE OF MUSIC I WANT TO BE PLAYED IN (exclusively white people) ABORTION CLINICS. IT JUST SOUNDS SO FUCKING MAJESTIC, IT'S THE GREATEST OST TO A FUTURE SNUFF FILM ABOUT HECKING WHITE BABIES GETTING MURDERED
>THIS IS WHAT LOVELESS' WOULD'VE BEEN IF THEY HADN'T INCLUDED TOUCHED IN IT
>TRYONE...WHEN THE METROID DREAD OST REACHES THE E.M.M.I CHASE THEME INEED YOU TO DROP THE CASSETTE PLAYER IN THE BATHTUB OK??? ARE YOU READY??
>HERE IT COMES...HMMM...HMMMRRR....OHHNNN....HNN-
>...
>tryone...
>TYRONE ONIONS DOESN'T CONDUCT EKETCRICITY YOU RETARDED BABOON BLACK NIGGER
>OPEN THE FUCKING BATHROOM DOOR GRRRAHHH STOP FUCKING MY WIFE AND OPEN THIS DOOR!!! YOU CAN INSEMINATE HER LATER
>I JUST WANT TO CARVE A LITTLE "N" ON YOUR FOREHEAD TRYONE HAHAHAHAHAHAGGGGHGGG
>OKAY TYRONE ITS THAT TIME OF THE WEEK AGAIN, GET THE KEY FOR MY KEK CAGE SO I CAN PLEASURE MYSELF WHILE YOU FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE AS I LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA. WAIT A SECOND....
>TYRONE WHAT THE FUCK, WAS THAT YOUR SISTER DATING A W
... A W-W.... A WH*TE MAN?
>TYRONE YOU KNOW THAT LETTING WH*TE MEN BREED WITH WOMEN OF COLOR IS THE WORST SIN BLACK PEOPLE CAN DO, DO YOU WANT TO BE COLONIZED TYRONE? YOU WANT THEM TO CREATE SLAVES OUT OF YOUR BLOOD FOR THE NEXT CENTURY ALL OVER AGAIN TYRONE????
>OH MY SCIENCE, THIS IS WORSE THAN THAT TIME WHEN I BOUGHT THAT LOVELESS ALBUM AND I LISTENED TO "Touched" WHICH COMPLETELY RUINED THAT EPIC PIECE OF AWESOME SAUCENESS!!
>YOU CANT ALLOW THIS SHIT TYRONE, ONLY BLACK BULLS ARE ALLOWED TO MIX BREED WITH WHITE NAZI WOMEN WHILE THEIR HUSBANDS WATCH JUST LIKE THE SOVIETS WHO WERE ATTACKING THE NAZI VILLAGES IN WW2
>TYRONE YOU HAVE TO KILL YOUR NIGGER OF A SISTER RIGHT NOW BEFORE SHE GETS IMPREGNATED BY THAT NAZI, YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE YOU FUCKING NIGGER, KILL HER RIGHT NOW. YOU MUST DO IT TO SAVE YOUR RACE.
>BE A HERO, TYRONE, BE A HERO!
>OH MY SCIENCE, NEW JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ALBUM JUST DROPPED!!!! THIS SHIT IS FIRE YO!!!!!!!!!!!
>BUT I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE, UGH, I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE I NEEDED TO PIRATE IT INSTEAD OF BUYING IT LIKE ANY GOOD CORPORATE CONSOOMING KEK WOULD, BUT EVER SINCE I VOTED FOR THAT EXTREME LEFTIST MAYOR, THE WAGES FOR ALL WH*TES WAS CUT BY 75%, SO I BARELY HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT TO PAY TYRONE TO FUCK MY WIFE. AT LEAST I OWNED THE CHUDS WITH THAT ONE, THOUGH.
>OH MY SCIENCE, TYRONE!!! I JUST SPOKE WITH MY JEWISH NEIGHBOR AND HE SAID HE'S GONNA MAKE THE US ARMY ATTACK ANOTHER SHITHOLE NEAR EUROPE AND FLOOD EUROPEAN COUNTRIES WITH EVEN MORE RAPEFUGEES!! THIS MEANS THAT, WHILE THE WH*TES IN AMERICA ARE CONSTANTLY GIVING THEIR WOMEN TO BLACK BULLS TO CREATE MUTT CHILDREN, THE WH*TES IN EUROPE ARE CONSTANTLY BEING REPLACED BY THE POC IMMIGRANTS. THIS IS SO HECKING EPIC!!!!! WE WH*TE PEOPLE DESERVE TO BE DRIVEN EXTINCT SINCE WE SHARE BASICALLY ALL OF OUR DNA WITH HITLER AND THEREFORE WE'RE ALL NAZIS, AND WE ALSO CAN'T SING OR DANCE LIKE NIG- I MEAN BLACK ARYANS DO. WE WH*TE PEOPLE SHOULD JUST WEAR KEK CAGES AND GIVE ALL OUR WOMEN TO BLACK BULLS LIKE I DO
>I'M SO HAPPY THAT WH*TE PEOPLE ARE GETTING RELACED, I'M GONNA TOAST MY GLASS OF HOT SAUCE TO IT TONIGHT WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE AND I PLAY ON MY NINTENDO SWITCH AS THE NEWEST ALBUM OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!!!!!!!!
>OH GREAT, DINNER IS SERVED HUH? YOU KNOW HAVING A DUMB WHORE OF A WHITE WIFE ISN'T ALL THAT BAD TYRONE, AT LEAST THIS ROASTIE CAN COOK.
>OKAY LET'S ENJOY OURSELVES BEFORE WE GO UPSTAIRS AND PUT ON JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA SO YOU CAN FUCK MY WIFE.
>*om nom nom nom*
>:...?
>wh-WHAT? WHAT'S THIS? IS THIS F-F-F-F-F-FUCFKCING BEEF? YOU MADE FUCKING BEEF YOU FUCKING WHORE? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND??????? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO ONLY EAT THE BUGS NOW TO FIGHT CLIMATE CHANGE? WHY ELSE DO YOU THINK I WOULD LET TYRONE BREED YOU (aside from absolutely fucking loving being a giant fucking cuckhold like the average GY!BE fan), WE CAN'T AFFORD ANY MORE WHITE PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET SINCE THERE WILL BE NOTHING FOR THE REST OF NIGGERKIND, THEY DESERVE THIS WOLRD MORE THAN WE DO
>*smack smack smack* TAKE THAT YOU STUPID BITCH, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR FUCKING WITH MY BEAUTIFUL UNBORN BLACK GRANDCHILDREN. HUH, IT WAS TYRONE'S IDEA TO EAT BEEF? AS IF I'D BELIEVE YOUR LYING WHITE WHORE MOUTH, FUCKING BITCH I'LL CUT YOUR FUCKING TONGUE OUT. TYRONE! FUCK HER ASS DRY RIGHT THIS INSTANT WHILE I FUCKING POKE HER EYES OUT, LYING ASS BTICH DESERVES IT FOR DESTROYING THIS PLANET THAT IS MEANT ONLY FOR BEAUTIFUL POC PEOPLE AND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA'S MUSIC, SHE'S LUCKY SHE EVEN GETS TO EAT THE FUCKING BUGS EVEN ONLY IF IT'S JUST TO KEEP HER ALIVE AND HER WOMB USEFUL TO BREED MORE BLACK CHILDREN IN THIS WORLD
>OOOOOH, WHAT'S THIS, TYRONE? ARE YOU THAT INTERESTED IN MY ASSHOLE? WELL, WHO AM I, A LOWLIFE SUBHUMAN WH*TE MAN, TO DENY THE NEEDS OF A BLACK BULL FROM THE AFRICAN MASTER RACE. IF THE SLOPPY CUNT OF MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU ANYMORE, THEN, BY ALL MEANS, YOU CAN USE ME AS A CUM BUCKET. LET ME JUST PUT ON SOME GOOD OLD JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND THEN WE CAN-
>WAIT A SECOND.... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT ON THE STEREO? IS THIS FUCKING "Touched" BY LOVELESS!?!? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?!?!? TYRONE, YOU DID THIS, DIDN'T YOU? FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU DUMB APE, HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU-
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TYRONE NO DON'T RAPE MY ASS WITH THIS PIECE OF SHIT SONG PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TYRONE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>WHY YES I DO FUCKING HAVE A COLLECTION OF HOT SAUCES AT HOME
>HOPEFULLY JAMAL WILL LET ME POUR A HOT ONE WHILE DRIVING HIS FAT BLACK BULL THROUGH MY WIFE'S BLOWN OUT MEATBALL SUB PUSSY WHILE LISTENING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA
>OH MY F*CK MEGAN I KNOW YOU'RE OCCUPIED WITH TAKING MY GOOD BUDDY, JAMAL DANIEL-SHANIQUES' BLACK SUCCULENT THROBBING COCK RIGHT NOW BUT OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE I JUST DOWNED THE SPICIEST HECKIN CHONKERINI IN COURTESY OF MY COLLECTION OF HOT SAUCES
>SHAMAL I DIDN'T PAY YOU TO JUST STAND AROUND I PAID YOU TO ADMIRE MY COLLECTION OF HOT SAUCES AND FUCK MY WIFE you dumb fucking NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!
>YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT JAMAL!!!!! My HOT SAUCES flow through my viens!!!!!
>ain't scared of you nigga boy!!! jiggaboo! black sonsabitch! yeah come get me tyrone!! you may fuck my wife with your BBC but as long as-
>*choke* ja-*choke* jama-*choke* jamal please let me go i didn't mean to call *choke* you *choking* please let go jamal you're not a nigger-OWWW no...no jamal please nooo not my collection of hot sauces nooooooo NOOOOOOOO DON'T SMASH IT NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER JAMAL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN HOT SAUCE NOOOOOOO JAMAL YOU FUCKING NIGGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE FUCKING HAPPENING NOOOOO NIGGERNNIGERRNIGERNGIERNGINIGER NIGGERNIGGGGGGGGGGGERNIGGER
>WHY YES JAMAL-TYRONE-WARNER-JAMAQUAL-TYREEE-WASHINGTON I DO FUCKING HAVE A COLLECTION OF HOLY FRICKING HOT SAUCES AT HOME
>HOPEFULLY JAMAL, YOU WILL GIVE ME THE HONOUR OF LETTING ME POUR THIS LIMITED DISCO ELYSIUM HOT SAUCE DOWN YOUR IMPRESSIVE AFRICAN DINGUS AND URETHA WHILE WE LISTEN TO "whirling in the rags" THE LATEST HIP HOP SONG FROM THE SOROS FOUNDATION TRANS INSPO GAME "DISCO ELYSIUM" BEFORE HE PLOWS YOUR SIRACHA LUBRICATED TIMBUKTU EXPRESS DOWN MY INCEL CUNT TRANNY WIFE'S BLOWN OUT MEATBALL SUB
>OH MY F*CK MEGAN I KNOW YOU'RE OCCUPIED WITH TAKING MY GOOD BUDDY, JAMAL DANIEL-SHANIQUES' BLACK SUCCULENT SPICY THROBBING COCK RIGHT NOW BUT OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE I JUST DOWNED THE SPICIEST HECKIN CHONKERINI BY STRAINING THIS YOUNG BLACK BUCKS DOUCHE IN COURTESY OF MY COLLECTION OF HOT SAUCES
>SHAMAL I DIDN'T PAY YOU TO JUST STAND AROUND I PAID YOU TO ADMIRE MY COLLECTION OF HOT SAUCES AND FUCK MY WIFE you dumb fucking NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!
>YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT JAMAL!!!!! My HOT SAUCES flow through my viens!!!!!
>ain't scared of you nigga boy!!! jiggaboo! black sonsabitch! yeah come get me tyrone!! you may fuck my wife with your BBC but as long as-
>*choke* ja-*choke* jama-*choke* jamal please let me go i didn't mean to call *choke* you *choking* please let go jamal you're not a nigger-OWWW no...no jamal please nooo not my collection of hot sauces nooooooo NOOOOOOOO DON'T SMASH IT NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER JAMAL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN HOT SAUCE NOOOOOOO JAMAL YOU FUCKING NIGGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE FUCKING HAPPENING NOOOOO NIGGERNNIGERRNIGERNGIERNGINIGER NIGGERNIGGGGGGGGGGGERNIGGER
>TYRONE!!!!!! DID I EVER TELL YOU THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY, TYRONE?
>THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY IS NOT KILLING WH*TE PEOPLE AND EXPECTING THEM TO STOP BEING RACIST OPRESSIVE CHUDCELS. THAT IS WHY I AM PAYING YOU EVERYDAY TO FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE AND IMPREGNATE HER WITH YOUR BEAUTIFUL AFRICAN CHILDREN THAT I SHALL FATHER. THAT IS WHY I ALWAYS GET ANGRY WHEN YOU PLAY TOUCHED BY MBV WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER INSTEAD OF JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA WHITE NOISE, WHICH RUINS MY PLAN OF FOLLOWING THE LEGACY OF MY UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR GOLDERG TO ERADICATE AND REPLACE THE WH*TE RACE. WORK WITH ME, TYRONE! I CAN'T DO THIS BY MYSELF! I NEED YOUR HELP, AND YES, I EVEN NEED THE HELP OF MY NAZI INCEL CHUD OF A WIFE TO KILL OFF WH*TE PEOPLE AND KICKSTART THE NEW REVOLUTION, WHERE THE ONLY WH*TES ALLOWED TO LIVE WILL BE CUCKS SUCH AS MYSELF AND HOT WH*TE WOMEN TO SERVE AS CATTLE FOR ALL THE BLACKS, AS WELL AS THE OCCASIONAL TRANNIES WHO WILL KILL THEMSELVES BEFORE THEY REACH THEIR 30S ANYWAY. NOW HOP TO IT!
>OH TYRONE, A NICE JUICY BBC FOR ME? YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE, WAIT A SECOND PAL WHY DO YOU HAVE THESE WH*TE SPOTS ON YOUR BBC, HMMM WAIT WAIT WHAT WHAT TYRONE IM PEELING YOUR DICK OFF AND THERE'S A WHITE DICK HERE? WAIT HOLD ON TYRONE...YOU'RE...YOU'RE A WHITE MAN WEARING A NIGGER BODYSUIT?
>NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKK NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY BLACK BABY YOU FUCKING NIGGERFUCK JEW IT'S A WHITE BABY COVERED IN BROWN PAINT??? MY WIFE HAS BEEN RAPED BY A FUCKING WHITE MAN THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING MY WIFE GOT FUCKED. BY. A. FRICKIN. NAZI. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? THIS EXPLAINS WHY YOU COULDNT STOP PLAYING mbv - touched WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE YOU DOUBLE FUCKING NAZI FAGGOT I KNEW I COULD NEVER TRUST YOU. I CAN'T EVEN REFUND MY WIFE RAPING SERVICES AT MY LOCAL ANTI DEFAMATION LEAGUE GIFT SHOP BECAUSE YOU'RE WHITE YOU SICK FUCK
>THERES ONLY ONE WAY TO FIX THIS, IT'S TIME TO BLAST JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA FROM EVERY SPEAKER TO CONVERT EVERYONE WITHIN 50 MILES INTO THE SUPERIOR AFRICAN BLACK ARYAN RACE. IF I CANT HAVE BLACK CHILDREN ILL TURN THE WHOLE WORLD INTO NIGGERS
>TYRONE COME QUICK, MY WIFE IS ABOUT TO ENTER EARLY MENOPAUSE FROM YEARS OF BLACK COCK RAVAGING
>YEAH THAT'S IT TYRONE, FUCK HER, FUCK THAT EVIL ARYAN WHORE I'M MARRIED TO REAL GOOD! DESTROY HER ORGANS, MAKE SURE HER NAZI CUNT NEVER WORKS PROPERLY AGAIN! OH MY SCIENCE, THIS NEW WHITE NOISE ALBUM BY JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA THAT'S PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND IS ABSOLUTELY AWESOMESAUCE LIKE "whirling on the rags " IN THE SOROS FOUNDATION FUNDED GAME "Disco Elysium"
*some time later*
>TYRONE, MY WIFE TOOK A PREGNANCY TEST THIS MORNING AND SHE STILL ISN'T PREGNANT. I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT'S POSSIBLE, THIS IS LIKE THE 10TH TIME YOU'VE RAPED HER CUNT. MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST KILL THIS USELESS NAZI WHORE AND SEARCH FOR ANOTHER WH*TE WOMAN THAT YOU CAN FUCK.
>WAIT A SECOND....... TYRONE, YOU DIDN'T GET A VASECTOMY, DID YOU? DID YOU VASECTOMY, TYRONE?
>WHAT THE FUCK, TYRONE!? HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!? YOUR SOLE PURPOSE IN LIFE WHICH IS TO IMPREGNATE WH*TE WOMEN AND HELP GET RID OF WH*TE PEOPLE IS ABSOLUTELY RUINED!
>WHY THE F*CK DID YOU LISTEN TO ME TYRONE? THAT SHIT WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO TRICK OTHER KEKS LIKE ME! /r/vasectomy ISN'T FOR YOU!
>I CAN'T BELIEVE I WASTED SO MUCH TIME AND MONEY FOR YOU TO FUCK MY WIFE WHILE YOU COULDN'T EVEN IMPREGNATE THAT INCEL CHUD NAZI GQP STUPID WHORE! I'VE WAITED SO LONG FOR HER TO GIVE BIRTH TO BEAUTIFUL MUTT CHIDLREN THAT I COULD FATHER, AND NOW ALL MY DREAMS OF GENOCIDING THE WH*TE RACE ARE FUCKING RUINED!!!
>I'M FUCKING NOTHING, MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS!!! I'VE WASTED MY ENTIRE LIFE, AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU, YOU STUPID DOUBLE-CROSSING FUCKING NIGGER! IT'S ALL OVER, TYRONE, IT'S ALL FUCKING OVER!!!!!!!
>TYRONE...IS...IS THAT A GUN TYRONE???
>TYRONE DONT YOU KNOW THAT GUNS ARE EVIL AND USED BY FAR RIGHT INCELS WHO SHOOT UP BEAUTIFUL BLACK ARYANS. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST SHOT A NIGGA? TYRONE BLACK ON BLACK VIOLENCE IS IMPOSSIBLE AND WAS INVENTED BY TRUMP, IT SAYS SO IN THE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING OF THE LATEST JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA CD
>NOW GIVE ME THE GUN YOU FUCKING NIGGER. GIVE ME THE FUCKING GUN GIVE ME IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! YOU NEED TO HAND IT OVER TO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TYRONE!! THE JEW OWNED FAR LEFTIST KAMALA APPROVED NEOFASCIST LIBERAL CONSERVATIVE TWO SCOOPS GOVERNMENT!!! GIVE ME THE GUN TYRONE!!! GIVE ME THE GUN SO I CAN GIVE IT TO THE POLICE WHO I THINK SHOULD BE DEFUNDED!! WHAT? WHATS WITH THIS GUN? IT DOUBLES AS A STEREO THAT ONLY PLAYS MBV - TOUCHED?!!!?? TYRONE THIS IS FUCKING IT IVE HAD IT WITH YOU YOU SHITTY NIGGER *pulls out semi automatic* IM GOING TO KILL YOU HARDER THAN THE BLACK AFRICAN SLAVE OWNERS KILLED YOUR ANCESTORS YOU FUCKING APE
>TYRONE.... TYRONE!!!!!! LISTEN THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP FUCKING MY STUPID NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE FOR A SECOND AND LISTEN TO ME!!!! THIS IS URGENT!!!!
>I JUST CHECKED MY TWITTER AND I SAW THAT MY UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR RABBI EMANUEL SHAMSHEIL GOLDSTEIN SHARED AN ARTICLE FROM VICE THAT EXPLAINED HOW WE ARE ALL *LITERALLY* JUST THINKING, TALKING, HAIRLESS APES LIVING ON A SPINNING ROCK MOVING AT 1,305,100 MPH (YES WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THE METRIC SYSTEM CAUSE WE'RE AMERISHITS) AND IT'S ALL SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN!!!!!!!! *LITERALLY* NOTHING MATTERS, AND THAT'S BACKED UP BY SCIENCE, TYRONE!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO HECKING POGGERS AWESOME SAUCE!!!!!!
>YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS IS A GOOD THING, CAN YOU? OH TYRONE, YOU DUMB FUCKING NIG- I-I MEAN YOU POOR UNDERPRIVILEGED POC, JUST KEEP FUCKING MY WIFE WHILE I LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND LOVELESS (WITH TOUCHED EXCLUDED)
>OH TYRONE I'M BACK FROM REDDIT WHERE I WAS JUST DISCUSSING VAUSH AND DISCO ELYSIUM, I'M PARCHED. A NICE JUICY BBC FOR ME? YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE, WAIT A SECOND PAL WHY DO YOU HAVE THESE WH*TE SPOTS ON YOUR BBC, HMMM WAIT WAIT WHAT WHAT TYRONE IM PEELING YOUR DICK OFF AND THERE'S A WHITE DICK HERE? WAIT HOLD ON TYRONE...YOU'RE...YOU'RE A WHITE MAN WEARING A NIGGER BODYSUIT?
>NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKK NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY BLACK BABY YOU FUCKING NIGGERFUCK JEW IT'S A WHITE BABY COVERED IN BROWN PAINT??? MY WIFE HAS BEEN RAPED BY A FUCKING WHITE MAN THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING MY WIFE GOT FUCKED. BY. A. FRICKIN. NAZI. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? THIS EXPLAINS WHY YOU COULDNT STOP PLAYING mbv - touched WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE YOU DOUBLE FUCKING TRANNY FAGGOT I KNEW I COULD NEVER TRUST YOU. I CAN'T EVEN REFUND MY WIFE RAPING SERVICES AT MY LOCAL ANTI DEFAMATION LEAGUE GIFT SHOP BECAUSE YOU'RE WHITE YOU SICK FUCK
>THERES ONLY ONE WAY TO FIX THIS, IT'S TIME TO BLAST JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA FROM EVERY SPEAKER TO CONVERT EVERYONE WITHIN 50 MILES INTO THE SUPERIOR AFRICAN BLACK ARYAN RACE. IF I CANT HAVE BLACK CHILDREN ILL TURN THE WHOLE WORLD INTO NIGGERS
>TYRONE I'M TELLING YOU, THIS "EUROPEAN REPLACEMENT THEORY" IS THE HECKING BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO THIS WORLD OTHER THAN DISCO ELYSIUM AND THAT TIME WHEN THE SOVIETS RAPED ALL THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN OF THAT NAZI VILLAGE!!! I LEARNED ABOUT IT TODAY FROM MY UNIVERSITY TEACHER PROF GOLDBERG WHEN HE TOLD ME HE'LL TRY TO MAKE THE US ARMY ATTACK ANOTHER RANDOM SHITHOLE NEAR EUROPE AND FLOOD IT WITH EVEN MORE RAPEFUGEES. SCIENCE, I'M JUST IMAGINING THOSE BLACK/BROWN BULLS GOING TO EUROPE TO ROB, KILL, AND RAPE ALL OF ITS WH*TE INHABITANTS, THAT'S SO HECKING AWESOMESAUCE, TYRONE!!! I THINK I'M GOING TO ACT MORE LIKE OUR JEWISH OVERLORDS AND START RUBBING MY GREASY, FORESKIN-FLAVOURED CHEETOS-DUSTED HANDS TOGETHER WHENEVER I SEE A WH*TE MAN ON THE STREET OR AT A GAS STATION GETTING ROBBED AND KILLED BY A NIGGER AND THEN RIOT WITH MY OTHER EXTREME LEFT LEANING CuCK FRIENDS WHEN THOSE RACIST POLICE CHUDS TRY TO ARREST HIM FOR IT AND BURN THE ENTIRE CITY DOWN. FUCK ALL THOSE FRAGILE INCEL WH*TE CHUDS, I CAN'T WAIT TO KILL THEM, KILL THEM ALL!!!
>TYRONE LISTEN THOUGH...... EVEN THOUGH WE LIVE IN AN ERA WHERE 99% OF THE WORLD IS CONTROLLED BY AND PANDERS TO US LEFTIST LIBERALS, THAT IS STILL NOT GOOD ENOUGH. IT'S OBVIOUS THAT THE CONSERVATIVES AND CHR*STIANS (OR NAZISERVATIVES AND CHR*ST-STAINS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM!!!) ARE KEEPING ALL BLACKS, POC, POZZ BOYS AND GAYS DOWN AND THAT THEY'RE OPRESSING THEM EVERY DAY. THAT'S WHY WE NEED TO KILL EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM, NO EXCEPTIONS UNLESS THEY'RE WH*TE WOMEN THAT WE'LL KEEP AS BREEDING SLAVES FOR BLACK BVLLS UNTIL THEIR CUNTS ARE FUCKED DRY AND PROLAPSED!!. HERE, I BUILT THIS DEVICE THAT CAN READ PEOPLE'S MINDS. IF THEY READ A THOUGHT THAT SOMEWHAT ALLIGNS WITH THE RIGHT OR THE GQP OR LISTENS TO THE KNOWN FACIST JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA THEN THEIR BRAIN WILL EXPLODE RIGHT ON SIGHT (IT ALSO PLAYS MUSIC WHENEVER IT IS TURNED ON FROM HIT VIDEOGAMES LIKE UNDERTALE, DELTARUNE AND WHIRLING IN THE RAGS FROM THE CLINTON AND SOROS FOUNDATION FUNDED VIDEOGAME VIDEOGAME, "DISCO ELYSIUM"). THIS IS SO HECKING POGGERLY EPIC, EPIC! IF ONLY MY COLLEGE PROFESSOR RABBI EMANUEL SHAMSHEIL GOLDSTEIN (HE'S DEAD AFTER HIS ZIONIST GAY SEX COMPOUND GOT) COULD SEE ME NOW, HE IS AFTER ALL THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME ALL ABOUT WH*TE PRIVILEGE AND HOW WH*TE GENOCIDE IS A GOOD THING AFTER HE CIRCUMCISED MY PENIS!!!
>LOOK, I'LL TRY IT ON MYSEL- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING, WHY IS IT TRYING TO EXPLODE MY HEAD!?!?!?? I-IS THIS BECAUSE I SUPPORTED THOSE UKRAINIAN NAZIS!?!?? OH MY NATO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUT THE LEFT SAID I WAS NOW SUPPOSED TO BE AGAINST THE COMMUNISTS IN RUSSIA- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, SLAVI UKRAI.....HHHHY-HHHHTTTTTTYRONE SAVE M-ACK! *PLOSH*
>bbc bad even tho... um.... uh... sorry i forgot what i was going to say, tyrone just came in the room and i was distracted by the MASSIVE dickprint in his jeans. hiiiii tyrone~~!! oh, you're horny? you want me to suck your bbc right now? haha of course tyrone, anything for you. what else are white boys like me good for, except pleasuring bbc? thats it, take your clothes off... oh my god... tyrone its so big! how do you fit this in your pants all day? it looks so yummy... bring it here to my mouth. i'll just lick the tip to start... so salty and delicious. now i'll work my tongue down the shaft, tasting every inch of your manhood. mmm mmm mmm... and now for the main course... mmmmmmm..... intense sucking noises pauses how am i doing tyrone? am i good enough? no? sorry, let me- (tyrone pushes cobson's face back onto his cock) deepthroating bbc noise (muffled) tyrone you're cumming!!!! (cobson swallows all of tyrone's cum) yum yum yum!!!
>OH HEY, TYRONE. SORRY, BUT YOU CAN'T FUCK MY WIFE TODAY. YOU SEE, THE WHORE WENT AND GOT HERSELF INFECTED WITH COVID. I COULDN'T POSSIBLY RISK YOU GETTING NEAR HER AND GETTING INFECTED, SO I KILLED HER THIS MORNING FOR FAILING HER SOLE DUTY AS A WH*TE WOMAN, WHICH IS TO BE A CUM BUCKET FOR BLACK BULLS AND GIVE BIRTH TO THEIR BEAUTIFUL MUTT CHILDREN (PLUS SHE PROBABLY GOT THE COVID BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T GET HER 6TH BOOSTER SHOT SO THE BITCH DESERVED IT ANYWAY). DON'T WORRY, I CAME UP WITH A PLAN THIS MORNING WHILE I WAS LISTENING TO NEW POKEMON SCARLET & VIOLET OST BY TOBY FOX: WE'LL GO OUT AND LOOK FOR A WH*TE PROSTITUTE THAT WE'LL KIDNAP AND LOCK IN MY BASEMENT. YOU CAN COME AND FUCK/BREED HER WHENEVER YOU WANT TO WHILE I'M WATCHING. DON'T FEEL ABOUT IT SINCE SHE'S WHITE AND THEREFORE AUTOMATICALLY A NAZI. NOW LET'S GO!
>OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE STOP CRITICIZING METROID DREAD'S OST RIGHT NOW STOP RIGHT THIS INSTANT I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW MY WIFE IS GETTING VIOLENTLY RAPED BY TYRONE IN THE OTHER ROOM AND YOU'RE HERE ON /V/ CRITICIZING THE MUSIC I LOST MY BBC VIRGINITY TO YOU NEED TO STOP WITH THE ANTI DREAD PROPAGANDA RIGHT NOW CHUD BEFORE I MAKE A REALLY LONG SCHIZOPHRENIC POST EXPOSING YOUR COORDINATED CONSPIRACY TO SLANDER MY PRECIOUS DREADERINO ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE INTERNET CELEBR- YES TYRONE, JAMAL CAN COME OVER TO CREAMPIE MY WIFE AS WELL- CELEBRITIES THAT ARE IN CAHOOTS ON DESTROYING EVERYONE'S GOOD VIEW ON DREAD BY PAINTING THE SPANISH CÚCKOLDS IN A NEGATIVE LIGHT I JUST CAN'T HECKIN' BELIEVE THIS LOOK AT THESE CHARTS!!! LOOK AT THESE REDDIT POLLS!! LOOK AT THESE NUMBERS!!!! THESE SCREENSHOTS!!! THE DATA! THE SCIENCE! OH MY MICHAEL FUCKING MOORE YES THE SWEET SWEET SCIENCE PROVES DREAD HAS THE PERFECT ANTIWHITE MUSIC!!! DREAD INVENTED BBC! JEFRE INVENTED IGN!! DREAD INVENTED INTERRACIAL PORN! DISCORD!! LOOK AT THESE POSTS! I MADE THESE POSTS ON 4CHAN! GO AND CIRCLEJERK MY THREAD WE MUST STAND TOGETHER AGAINST MBV - TOUCHED!! TOUCHED, THE SCIENCE-DAMNED TOUCHED!! THE JEWISH QUESTION? LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!??!? UMM, SWEATY, YOU DO REALIZE YOUR ANTI SPANIARD BIGOTRY IS THE CAUSE FOR GLOBAL WARMING RIGHT? SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE!! LIKE ABSOLUTELY YIKES FOLKS WE WENT THROUGH 50 BILLION YEARS OF EVOLUTION ONLY TO HAVE DREAD SO WRONGF- HONEY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE JAMAL'S DICK I NEED THE MONEY FOR MY FOUR CHANNEL PASS- WRONGFULLY CRITICIZED ITS JUST UNTHINKABLE IN THE CURRENT YEAR DELETE YOUR POST RIGHT THIS INSTANT I HAVE REPORTED IT AND THE FACT CHECKERS ARE ON THEIR WAY I LITERALLY JUST CANT EVEN! YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK YOU WILL GET THE VACCINE YOU WILL NOT CRITICIZE DREAD YOU WILL BE ACCEPTING AND TOLERANT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF EVIL SHIT THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH BETTER PLACE IF PEOPLE LIKE YOU WERE DEAD
>I-i'm s-sorry Tyrone but my wife brad, i mean briana has gone to GDQ (games done quick) with her g-girlfriends......s-shes running underta..
>SHUT THA FUCK UP COLONIZER! OH NO WHITEY CUNT I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS BUT YOU'VE FORCED ME
>please Tyrone, not that I'll do anything but that.....
>SHIT UP WHITEY BITCH, I 'ERD WHITE BOIS ARE GOOD AT GIVING HANDS FREE ORGASMS?
>*TYRONE pulls down his trousers and points his shit encrusted anus at leftypol*
>GET IN COLONIZER....OR AM I TO CALL THE NAACP ON YOU?
>Um, oh my diversity....w-wow tyrone you're a-anus is pretty dirty, you know it uhh it kinda stinks...
>This i-isn't like hecking Disco Elysium.....
>SHUT THE FUCK UP WHITEY MY ASS IS FINE NOW CLIMB INTO IT BEFORE I PLAY MBV - TOUCHED AGAIN
>Gee tyrone I don't know a-about this
>YOU A PUSSY LITTLE NIGGA JUST LIKE YO "WIFE" EXCEPT HIS LIKES IT WHEN I FUCK HIS LITTLE FAGGOT BUSSY, YOU BOUTTA GET BLACKED RAW SON IF YOU DON'T CLIMB INSIDE
>Tyrone I don't know about this "anal vore" stuff I- I want out, contrapoints ans vaush told me to respect black bodies!
>and if I do-do it aand climb up your.........r-rose....I'll be a nazi chud incel who pollutes black bodies!
>YOU DON'T GET OUT NIGGA YOU GONNA BE UP MY ASS AND YOU'LL ENJOY IT
>o-okay p-ppraise yakub!, b-but how will i listen to jefre cantu-lede-
>WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>OH NO......NOT AGAIN!!!!
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TYRONE DON'T DO THIS TO ME YOU ALREADY FUCK MY WIFE TOO HARD NOOOO FUCK YOU NIGGERNGIGERNIGNRENRENREERNENRENENE
>AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>BRRRRRRRSSLALSLSLSLSLSSLSLSHHSHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHS
>*brap out leftypols hollowed out mummified, still living body*
>WOW, AWESOME. YEAH! THAT'S IT TYRONE, FUCK MY WIFE TO THE RYTHM OF RE2'S OST. YEAH, THAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD. HUH, WAIT A SECOND, YOUR EARS SEEM A LITTLE STRANGE, HOLD ON LET ME TAKE A CLOSER LOOK. WHAT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, IS THAT A BROWN BUD TYRONE? WHY WOULD YOU HIDE THE BUD, WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
>WHA THE FUCK IS THIS THE FUCKING OST FROM RE4 TYRONE? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, HOW COULD YOU FUCKING LISTEN TO RE4'S OST WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE, WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF PUTTING RE2'S OST ON IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA LISTEN TO IT WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE. OH MY GOD, YOU FUCKING NIGGER, NOW I KNOW WHY WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER GIVEN YOU FUCKING NIGGERS ANY RIGHTS, I SHOULD BRING THE FUCKING WHIP OUT AND SLASH YOUR ASS WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE FOR PULLING SHIT LIKE THIS YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
>OH MY DIVERSITY I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT ME AN PRIVILEGED EVIL WH*TE M*LE HAS BEEN GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE URETHRALLY VORED BY MY BBC BLACK BULL MASTER WHILE MY INCEL NAZI CHUD WHORE OF A WIFE IS AWAY BUYING ME THE LATEST JEFRE CD THAT JUST CAME OUT
>THIS IS EVERYTHING, I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW AMAZING IT WILL BE TO CLIMB UP TYRONES DINGUS AND GET TO WORSHIP TYRONES BBC FROM THE INSIDE?
>OMG THIS IS JUST LIKE LOVE IS A STREAM
>HEY TYRONE IS THIS AN ANCIENT YASHMALIAN RITUAL FROM THE BILLION YEAR OLD BLACK SPACEFARING CIVILIZATION WHICH WAS DESTROYED BY A RACE OF WHITE CLONES CREATED BY THE SCIENTIST MAGICIAN YAKUB?
>I NEED TO RESPECT TYRONES CULTURE!!
>I HOPE THAT WHEN ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE KILLED THAT THE MOST DESERVING OF US BIPOC ALLIES GET TO EXPERIENCE URETHRAL VORING!
>OH MY SCIENCE TYRONE IT FEELS SO GOOD INSIDE YOUR URETHRA WHILE YOU ARE FUCKING MY INCEL WHORE CHUD WIFE BUT IT'S BETTER HAVING THIS DINGUS TO MYSELF!
>NOW TO LISTEN TO JEFFE CANTU-LEDESMA/DAVID BYRNE'S S/T ON THE IPOD NANO I TOOK WITH ME
>W-WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS mbv - touched AAAARRRGGGHHHHH TYRONE YOU FUCKING NIGGER GET ME THE FRICK OUT HERE RIGHT NOW
>WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? STOP DRINKING THAT MONSTER ENERGY ULTRA WHITE YOU FUCKING BABOON NIGGER YOU'LL HAVE KIDNEY STONES
>AAAGGHH AGHHHH FUUUCK HERE THEY COME AAAGGHHHH RIGHT IN MY EYE NOOOOO WHY ARE YOU HURTING YOURSELF JUST TO HURT ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT AAAAGHDHHDHDDJDHHFEINBBC
>OH MY DIVERSITY I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT ME AN PRIVILEGED EVIL WH*TE M*LE HAS BEEN GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE URETHRALLY VORED BY MY BBC BLACK BULL MASTER WHILE MY INCEL NAZI CHUD WHORE OF A WIFE WHILE SHE'S AWAY PLAYING UNDERTALE AT GDQ WITH TOBY FOX!
>THIS IS EVERYTHING, I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW AMAZING IT WILL BE TO CLIMB UP TYRONES DINGUS AND GET TO WORSHIP TYRONES BBC FROM THE INSIDE?
>OMG THIS IS JUST LIKE DISCO ELYSIUM
>HEY TYRONE IS THIS AN ANCIENT YASHMALIAN RITUAL FROM THE BILLION YEAR OLD BLACK SPACEFARING CIVILIZATION WHICH WAS DESTROYED BY A RACE OF WHITE CLONES CREATED BY THE SCIENTIST MAGICIAN YAKUB?
>I NEED TO RESPECT TYRONES CULTURE!!
>I HOPE THAT WHEN ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE KILLED THAT THE MOST DESERVING OF US BIPOC ALLIES GET TO EXPERIENCE URETHRAL VORING!
>OH MY SCIENCE TYRONE IT FEELS SO GOOD INSIDE YOUR URETHRA WHILE YOU ARE FUCKING MY INCEL WHORE CHUD WIFE BUT IT'S BETTER HAVING THIS DINGUS TO MYSELF!
>NOW TO LISTEN TO WHIRLING IN THE RAGS FROM THE SOROS FOUNDATION FUNDED LATEST VIDEOGAME DISCO ELYSIUM ON THIS IPOD SHUFFLE I TOOK WITH ME
>W-WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS MY BLOODY VALENTINE AAAARRRGGGHHHHH TYRONE YOU FUCKING NIGGER GET ME THE FRICK OUT HERE RIGHT NOW
>WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? STOP DRINKING THAT MONSTER ENERGY ULTRA WHITE YOU FUCKING BABOON NIGGER YOU'LL HAVE KIDNEY STONES
>AAAGGHH AGHHHH FUUUCK HERE THEY COME AAAGGHHHH RIGHT IN MY EYE NOOOOO WHY ARE YOU HURTING YOURSELF JUST TO HURT ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT AAAAGHDHHDHDDJDHHFEINBBC
>OH MY DIVERSITY I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT ME AN PRIVILEGED EVIL WH*TE M*LE HAS BEEN GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE URETHRALLY VORED BY MY BBC BLACK BULL MASTER WHILE MY INCEL NAZI CHUD WHORE OF A WIFE IS AWAY BUYING ME THE LATEST POKÉMON SCARLET & VIOLET ALBUM BY TOBY FOX THAT JUST CAME OUT
>THIS IS EVERYTHING, I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW AMAZING IT WILL BE TO CLIMB UP TYRONES DINGUS AND GET TO WORSHIP TYRONES BBC FROM THE INSIDE?
>OH MY ZACIAN & ZAMAZENTA THIS IS JUST LIKE SONIA GETTING BLACKED WITH BACKGROUND SONG THE POKÉMON SWORD & SHIELD OST - WYNDON
>HEY TYRONE IS THIS AN ANCIENT YASHMALIAN RITUAL FROM THE BILLION YEAR OLD BLACK SPACEFARING CIVILIZATION WHICH WAS DESTROYED BY A RACE OF WH*TE CLONES CREATED BY THE SCIENTIST MAGICIAN YAKUB?
>I NEED TO RESPECT TYRONES CULTURE!!
>I HOPE THAT WHEN ALL WH*TE PEOPLE ARE KILLED THAT THE MOST DESERVING OF US BIPOC ALLIES GET TO EXPERIENCE URETHRAL VORING!
>OH MY HECKIN WONDERS OF SCIENCE TYRONE IT FEELS SO GOOD INSIDE YOUR URETHRA WHILE YOU ARE FUCKING MY INCEL WHORE CHUD WIFE BUT IT'S BETTER HAVING THIS DINGUS TO MYSELF!
>NOW TO LISTEN TO TOBY FOX'S GLORIOUS RENDITION OF THE GEN 8 OST ON THE IPOD NANO I TOOK WITH ME
>W-WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS pokémon black and wh*te ost - summer in lacunosa AAAARRRGGGHHHHH TYRONE YOU FUCKING NIGGER GET ME THE FRICK OUT HERE RIGHT NOW. I NOW IMAGINE HILDA GETTING FUCKED BY CHUD HI*BERT INSTEAD OF BY BLACK MAN WITH BBC
>WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? STOP DRINKING THAT MONSTER ENERGY ULTRA WHITE YOU FUCKING BABOON NIGGER YOU'LL HAVE KIDNEY STONES
>AAAGGHH AGHHHH FUUUCK HERE THEY COME AAAGGHHHH RIGHT IN MY EYE NOOOOO WHY ARE YOU HURTING YOURSELF JUST TO HURT ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT AAAAGHDHHDHDDJDHHFEINBBC
>*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
>TYRONE, LET ME INTO THE BEDROOM, I NEED TO TELL YOU ABOUT BLACK AND WHITE 2 ITS SO HECKING COOL, THE MAKERS ARE EVEN LEFTIRNO POG LORDS LIKE ME WHO TOOK THE KNEE FOR MR SAINT FLOYD (MAY YAKUB REST HIS SOUL)....
>TYRONE, IS THAT A FUCKING CROSS? A-ARE YOU A CHRI... CHRI... XTIAN TYRONE???
>TYRONE YOU SHOULD FUCKING KNOW BY NOW THAT CHRISTIANS ARE INTOLERANT CAPITALISTS PIECES OF SHIT TYRONE, WE NEED TO KILL THEM ALL. THEY'RE UPHOLDING THE REPRESSION OF THE PROLETARIAT AND FIGHT AGAINST COMMUNISM AND SOCIALISM MEANING THEY ARE NUMBER ONE ENEMY TYRONE. HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?
>I CAN'T BELIEVE I PUT ON POKEMON BLACK AND WHITE AND ALSO LET YOU FUCK MY WIFE WHEN ALL THIS TIME YOU'VE BEEN A CHRISTIAN
>I HAVE A CuCK FRIEND IN GERMANY WHOSE BULL IS A MUSLIM TYRONE. A FUCKING MUSLIM! HE'S SO TOLERANT AND COOL FOR HAVING A MUSLIM BULL! IF I TELL HIM MY BULL IS A CHRISTIAN I'LL BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS TYRONE! A FUCKING JOKE! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TYRONE?
>IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT YOU LIKE SHITTING ON JOE MERRICK ON TWITTER AND BEING ANTIDEXCUT, IS IT TYRONE? YOU HAVE TO HUMILIATE ME EVEN FURHTER! TYRONE, YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
>I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS, TYRONE! I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS BECAUSE OF YOU! HOW CAN I HAVE ANY SELF RESPECT? HUH? TELL ME WHAT SHOULD I DO TYRONE? PLEASE HECKIN TELL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>OKAY TYRONE ITS THAT TIME OF THE WEEK AGAIN! PRAISE YAKU, GET THE KEY FOR MY KEK CAGE SO I CAN PLEASURE MYSELF WITH MY COMRADES ON THE DISCO ELYSIUM DISCORD WHILE YOU FUCK MY INCEL CHUD NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE AS I LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA. WAIT A SECOND....
>TYRONE WHAT THE FUCK, WAS THAT YOUR SISTER DATING A W...H A W-W.... A WH*TE MAN?
>TYRONE YOU KNOW THAT LETTING WH*TE MEN BREED WITH WOMEN OF COLOR IS THE WORST SIN BLACK PEOPLE CAN DO, DO YOU WANT TO BE COLONIZED TYRONE? YOU WANT THEM TO CREATE SLAVES OUT OF YOUR BLOOD FOR THE NEXT CENTURY ALL OVER AGAIN TYRONE????
>OH MY SCIENCE, THIS IS WORSE THAN THAT TIME WHEN I BOUGHT THAT LOVELESS ALBUM AND I LISTENED TO "Touched" WHICH COMPLETELY RUINED THAT EPIC PIECE OF AWESOME SAUCENESS!!
>YOU CANT ALLOW THIS SHIT TYRONE, ONLY BLACK BULLS ARE ALLOWED TO MIX BREED WITH WHITE NAZI WOMEN WHILE THEIR HUSBANDS WATCH JUST LIKE THE SOVIETS WHO WERE ATTACKING THE NAZI VILLAGES IN WW2
>TYRONE YOU HAVE TO KILL YOUR NIGGER OF A SISTER RIGHT NOW BEFORE SHE GETS IMPREGNATED BY THAT NAZI, YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE YOU FUCKING NIGGER, KILL HER RIGHT NOW. YOU MUST DO IT TO SAVE YOUR RACE.
>BE A HERO, TYRONE, BE A HERO!
>OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE STOP CRITICIZING JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA RIGHT NOW STOP RIGHT THIS INSTANT I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW MY WIFE IS GETTING VIOLENTLY RAPED BY TYRONE IN THE OTHER ROOM AND YOU'RE HERE ON /MU/ CRITICIZING THE ARTIST I LOST MY BBC VIRGINITY TO YOU NEED TO STOP WITH THE ANTI JEFRE PROPAGANDA RIGHT NOW CHUD BEFORE I MAKE A REALLY LONG SCHIZOPHRENIC POST EXPOSING YOUR COORDINATED CONSPIRACY TO SLANDER MY PRECIOUS JEFRINO ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE INTERNET CELEBR- YES TYRONE, JAMAL CAN COME OVER TO CREAMPIE MY WIFE AS WELL- CELEBRITIES THAT ARE IN CAHOOTS ON DESTROYING EVERYONE'S GOOD VIEW ON JEFRE BY PAINTING THE GERMAN CÚCKOLD IN A NEGATIVE LIGHT I JUST CAN'T HECKIN' BELIEVE THIS LOOK AT THESE CHARTS!!! LOOK AT THESE REDDIT POLLS!! LOOK AT THESE NUMBERS!!!! THESE SCREENSHOTS!!! THE DATA! THE SCIENCE! OH MY MICHAEL FUCKING MOORE YES THE SWEET SWEET SCIENCE PROVES JEFRE HAS THE PERFECT ANTIWHITE MUSIC!!! JEFRE INVENTED BBC! JEFRE INVENTED FANTANO!! JEFRE INVENTED INTERRACIAL PORN! DISCORD!! LOOK AT THESE POSTS! I MADE THESE POSTS ON 4CHAN! GO AND CIRCLEJERK MY THREAD WE MUST STAND TOGETHER AGAINST MBV - TOUCHED!! TOUCHED, THE SCIENCE-DAMNED TOUCHED!! THE JEWISH QUESTION? LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!??!? UMM, SWEATY, YOU DO REALIZE YOUR ANTI JEFRE BIGOTRY IS THE CAUSE FOR GLOBAL WARMING RIGHT? SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE!! LIKE ABSOLUTELY YIKES FOLKS WE WENT THROUGH 50 BILLION YEARS OF EVOLUTION ONLY TO HAVE JEFRE SO WRONGF- HONEY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE JAMAL'S DICK I NEED THE MONEY FOR MY FOUR CHANNEL PASS- WRONGFULLY CRITICIZED ITS JUST UNTHINKABLE IN THE CURRENT YEAR DELETE YOUR POST RIGHT THIS INSTANT I HAVE REPORTED IT AND THE FACT CHECKERS ARE ON THEIR WAY I LITERALLY JUST CANT EVEN! YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK YOU WILL GET THE VACCINE YOU WILL NOT CRITICIZE JEFRE YOU WILL BE ACCEPTING AND TOLERANT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF EVIL SHIT THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH BETTER PLACE IF PEOPLE LIKE YOU WERE DEAD
>HEY TYRONE, GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE DOING WELL, I KNOW I LOCKED YOU FOR 6 DAYS IN MY SEX DUNGEON WHILE I DID MY EXTENSIVE SEX CHANGE SURGERY AND THERAPY, YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND TYRONE I DIDN'T WANT TO MISS YOU RAPING MY INCEL CHUD NAZI WIFE'S PUSSY, WELL NOW THAT'S OVER LET'S GET YOU OUT OF THOSE CHAINS
>WAIT NOOOOOO TYRONE YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO RAPE MEEEE!!! I MAY BE A NAZI INCEL CHUD WOMAN NOW BUT IT'S A TRANSPHOBIC HATE CRIME TO RAPE ME INSTEAD OF VIOLATING INNOCENT DEFENSELESS WOMEN WHO AREN'T ACTUALLY MEN THAT WANT ACCESS TO LITTLE GIRLS' BATHROOMS, EVEN ST. FLOYD WHO VIOLENTLY ASSAULTED A PREGNANT WOMAN WOULD BE DECLARED AN INCEL NAZI CHUD LIKE KANYE IF SHE WAS TRANS, AAAIIEEEEEE IT HURTS IT HURTS NOOOOO MY AXE WOUND ISNT BIG ENOUGH TO ACCOMODATE YOUR 3 INCH ORANGUTAN APE BBC TYRONE, GOD I'M SO GLAD THE SCIENCE PROVED BLACK DICKS ARE BIGGER THAN WHYTE BOIS, ALRIGHT WELL AT LEAST LET ME BLAST JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU DRIVE YOUR MEATBALL HOAGIE THROUGH MY LITTLE YAKUB, WAIT SCIENCEDAMNIT THIS IS mbv - touched, YOU FUCKING BABOON NIGGER NOW THIS IS EVEN MORE TRANSPHOBIC AND PROBLEMATIC
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AS A WOMAN I NOW FEEL MORE SEXUALLY PLEASURED WHEN RAPED BY TYRONE'S BBC, AAAAAAAA I'M COOMING *GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH* THE BUGS THAT CRAWLED INTO MY NEOVAGINA FOR A COLD DARK PLACE TO SLEEP WON'T LIKE THIS, I CAN FEEL THEM BUZZING AND I CAN'T DILATE TO LET THEM OUT NOOOO I LOST MY BOWEL CONTROL AND I'M SHITTING, AAAAGGHHH I'M SHITTING TYRONE *SPLATSPLLAAATSPLLLLATSPLAAAT* I'M GIVING BIRTH TO TYRONE'S BLACK CHILDREN AAAAAGGGHHH I'M BIRTHING BLACK ARYANS INTO THIS WORLD
>*RIPS FROM THAT FUCKING BONG* AAHHHHHHHHH MAAAAAAAAAAAAN, TYRONE, THIS SURE IS SOME FINE FUCKING ASS WEED. HONESTLY, SMOKING FROM A BONG LIKE THIS WITH SOME QUALITY WEED SHOULD BE MANDATORY BY LAW, WE COULD END HECKIN' RACISM AND WHITE SUPREMACY IF PEOPLE JUST SMOKED IT. I SWEAR BY SCIENCE THAT WEED IS THE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA OF DRUGS, ACTUALLY PUT SOME OF THAT SHIT ON, I COULD DO SOME LISTENING TO LOVE IS A STREAM. ANYWAY. WEED. IT'S THE HEALING FORCE OF THE WORLD. EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD SHOULD ENJOY IT, EVEN THAT STUPID BITCH WHORE NAZI CHUD OF A WIFE OF MINE SHOULD SMOKE SOME SO SHE REALIZES THE MISTAKES OF HER WAYS FOR BEING SUCH A WHITE WHORE AND REALIZE THAT SHE'S BUILT FOR BBC. AS A MATTER OF FACT, HERE YOU STUPID BITCH, SMOKE THIS SHIT. SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND TAKE A FUCKING HIT YOU STUPID WHORE BEFORE I FUCKING PUSH YOUR EYEBALLS IN WITH MY THUMBS. YEAH, THAT'S IT, YEAH SMOKE IT, WHORE. WAIT, HUH, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!! *grabs a nearby knife and stabs her in the neck* YOU'RE PREGNANT WITH TYRONE'S BABY YOU WHORE, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A HECKIN' HEALTHY BLACK STUD THAT WILL RAPE MORE WHITE WOMEN IN THE FUTURE AND AND FURTHER OUR PLANS TO EXTERMINATE THE WHITE RACE ONCE AND FOR ALL, YOU FUCKING WHORE WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING? OH, MAN YOU CAN'T TALK, OH LOL YOU'RE ACTUALLY DYING, THAT'S A LOT OF BLOOD. UNF, THAT SURE IS A LOT OF BLOOD, HEY, GET AWAY FROM THE FUNKO POP FURNITURE DON'T DRENCH IT IN YOUR BLOOD. DON'T GO TO GY!BE VYNIL COLLECTION EITHER YOU DUMB BITCH! YEAH, JUST DIE THERE ON THE FLOOR, YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT, RIGHT THERE. HMM. UGH. YEP. UGH, THAT'S SO MUCH BLOOD. WELP TYRONE, GUESS THAT'S THAT, SHE'S DEAD LOL, THE SAD THING IS THAT NOW THAT SHE'S DEAD OUR BLACK CHILD YOU BLESSED HER NAZI INCEL ALT-RIGHT KREMLIN ANTIVAX WOMB WITH IS ALSO GONE WITH HER. WELP, TOO BAD, IT'S ALL HER FAULT FOR SMOKING THIS WEED WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT.
>OK TYRONE I JUST GOT DONE CREATING MY TIME MACHINE WHICH USES DEAD WH*TE PEOPLE AND INFANT FORESKINS AS FUEL, COURTESY OF MY COLLEGE TEACHER PROF GOLDSTEIN. WITH IT I'LL BE ABLE TO GO BACK INTO THE PAST AND KILL 90% OF ALL EUROPEANS BEFORE THEY GET TO TRAVEL TO OTHER CONTINENTS (THE ONLY REASON I WON'T KILL THEM ALL IS BECAUSE WE STILL NEED WH*TE FOR BLACK BULLS TO FUCK). I'LL BE OFF NOW, BE SURE TO FUCK MY WIFE AND IMPREGNATE HER WHILE I'M GONE
>*later*
>ALRIGHT NOW THAT I'VE KILLED ALMOST EVERY LIVING WH*TE PERSON ITS TIME FOR ME TO GO BACK HOME. OH MY SCIENCE, I'M JUST IMAGINING THE WAKANDA THAT IS THE PRESENT WORLD!!! BLACK BULLS LITERALLY EVERYWHERE AND THE WH*TES ARE KEPT ALIVE ONLY FOR KEKOLDRY AND FOR CREATING MORE WH*TE WOMEN FOR BLACKS TO FUCK, WITH 95% OF ALL WH*TE BABY BOYS BEING KILLED OFF. THAT'S SO HECKING FUCKING EPIC!!!!! I THINK I'LL GET MY WIFE AND HAVE HER GET RAPED BY 10 BLACK BULLS AT THE SAME TIME WHILE THE LEGENDARY JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS PLAYING TO CELEBRATE THIS, IT'LL BE SO-
>WAIT A MINUTE.... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!? WHY ARE THERE STILL SO MANY WH*TE PEOPLE IN THE PRESENT!?!?
>YOU MEAN THE MEDIA IS NOW HEAVILY PANDERING TO THE WH*TES BECAUSE THEY'RE A MINORITY..... AND NOW "WH*TE BULLS" ARE A THING!?!?!?!?!?
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CANT BE FUCKING HAPPENING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO TYRONE NOOOOOOOO STOP WATCHING THAT WH*TE NAZI FUCK YOUR BLACK WIFE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING NIGGER HOW DARE YOU BETRAY ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>OH MY SCIENCE! SANNA MARIN DIVORCED?!? SHE JUST REVEALED HER NEW BOYFRIEND!!!
>WHO IS HE? HE'S AN ARYAN BLACK BVLL ISN'T HE? I JUST KNOW IT'S A BBC, IT HAS TO BE!
>OH MY GOSH I AM ALREADY GETTING EXCITED! PLEASE LET IT BE SOME TALL AND MUSCULAR BUCK! I BET SHE WAS FUCKING HIM WHILE STILL MARRIED!!
>IF HE IS I'LL JUST START HAVING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYING WHILE WATCHING MY FAVORITE BMWF BLACKED™ SCENE AND IMAGINING THE ACTRESS WAS SANNA
>...
>what
>WHAT!
>WHAT THE FUCK?
>IT'S A CUMSKIN?!? HER NEW BOYFRIEND IS A FUCKING WH*TE BELGIAN CHUD? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NAZI SHIT?
>THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY FUCKING LIFE! WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE A SUBHUMAN RACIST CRACKER? I THOUGHT SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN PROGRESSIVE AND NOT A RETHUGLICAN FASCISTOID WHORE! HOW WILL WH*TE GENOCIDE EVER BE COMPLETE IF THESE CUMDUMPSTERS KEEP SHITTING OUT WH*TE BABIES?
>I'M FUCKING RUINED! IT'S FUCKING OVER! I WILL NOT RECOVER FROM THIS! I NEED TO DO SOMETHING!!!
>WHERE DOES THIS WHORE LIVE? I WILL GO THERE! I WILL BRING TYRONE WITH ME TO SEDUCE HER! HE WILL IMPREGNATE HER AND TURN HER INTO A RACE TRAITOR AND I WILL RECORD IT ALL!
>I SWEAR ON JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA I WILL NOT REST UNTIL SANNA GIVES BIRTH TO A VIRILE ARYAN YAKUB!
>*BING* *BING* *YAHOO* *1UP*
>O MY BLACKED MEMBERSHIP! PLAYING MARIO ON MY SWITCH IS SO GREAT! THE NOSTALGIA IS SO OVERWHELMING, THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN I WAS A KID!
>...
>ACTUALLY FUCK THIS! AND FUCK NOSTALGIA! BACK THEN JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA WASN'T EVEN A THING!! AND I WAS NOT A PORN OBSESSED KEKOLD CONSTANTLY THINKING ABOUT POLITICS AND BBC!
>WHAT HORRIBLE TIMES! I WONDER HOW I EVEN SURVIVED WITHOUT SMARTPHONES AND ONIONS! OH MY SCIENCE, WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE FAUCI AND SPOTIFY!
>THANKFULLY NOW THAT THE CHUDS HAVE LOST AND TECHNOLOGY HAS ADVANCED WE CAN FINALLY LEAD RESPECTABLE AND SUSTAINABLE LIVES!
>OH IT'S 1AM ALREADY! TYRONE SHOULD BE AT MY WIVE'S HOUSE ALREADY, GOOD THING I INSTALLED THOSE SECRET CAMERAS! I AM GOING TO WATCH EVERYTHING FROM MY SWITCH
>SIRI! SIRI!!! LOAD UP THE USUAL YOU DUMB FUCKING CUMSKIN WHORE!
>*playing "Love's Refrain, by Jefre Cantu-Ledesma"*
>WHAT A GREAT WAY TO END MY WEEKEND! I AM TEARING UP! LIFE IS TRULY A BLISS!
>O MY BLACKED CREAMPIE! TYRONE HURRY UP AND FINISH INSIDE MY STUPID CUMSKIN WHORE WIFE ALREADY! WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE TO THE DISCO ELYSIUM CONVENTION!
>WHAT? YOU CAN'T FOCUS? BECAUSE I KEEP YELLING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS WHILE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ALBUMS ARE PLAYING AT FULL BLAST??
>WELL OF COURSE I'M FUCKING YELLING! MY SCHEDULE IS EXTREMELY BUSY AND YOU TWO ARE RUINING EVERYTHING! I BOUGHT US VIP TICKETS FOR THE DISCO ELYSIUM EVENT, AFTER WHICH WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE VAUSH FAN MEETUP TO MARATHON RICK AND MORTY SEASON 6!
>YOU DON'T WANT TO COME?!? WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.
>I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD FOR THIS DAY FOR FUCKING MONTHS! I WOULD FIRST START MY DAY BY ENJOYING A QUALITY KEKOLD SESSION WHILE LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND LOVELESS (with touched excluded of course) PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND, THEN I WOULD BRING YOU WITH ME TO HANG OUT AND SHOW ALL MY FRIENDS HOW TOLERANT AND PROGRESSIVE I AM FOR HAVING A BLACK BULL!
>IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO GREAT BUT YOU RUINED IT! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
>THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID NIGGER! YOU KNOW WHAT, MR NICE GUY IS OVER! WHERE IS MY WHIP?
>YOU BETTER START POUNDING THIS DUMB CUNT RIGHT NOW OR I'LL WHIP THE FLESH OFF YOUR BONES!
>YOU'RE CRYING? YOU? I SHOULD BE CRYING! I'M THE VICTIM HERE! NOW POUND HARDER, YOU BETTER CUM WITHIN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES AND DRESS UP OR I'LL KILL YOU! I SWEAR I'LL SLAUGHTER YOU BOTH IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA!
>OH MY SCIENCE IS THAT A SLOW BURN, BONE CHILLING, ATMOSPHERE-OOZING, SUBVERSIVE, GENRE-REDEFINING, GUT-WRENCHING, SPINE-TINGLING, EMOTIONALLY TAXING, PARANOIA-INDUCING, JAW-CLENCHING, NERVE-WRACKING, TONAL-DEVELOPMENT DRIVEN, SOUL-SHAKING, NAIL-BITING, ANXIETY-WRITTEN, KAFKAESQUE, POST-PUNKIAN, QUESTION-ASKING, SOCIALLY-AWARE, ETHNICALLY-DIVERSE, POLITICALLY-COGNISANT, CULTURALLY RELEVANT, SOCIALLY-PRESCIENT, THOUGHT-PROVOKING, ARTISANALLY-CRAFTED AND GENRE CLICHE FREE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ALBUM??
>WHEN I LISTENED TO THE COLLAB ALBUM LIMPID AS SOLITUDES BY JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND FELICIA ATKINSON, I STARTED THINKING JUST HOW WELL THIS WOULD GO WITH RECORDINGS OF WHITE PEOPLE BEING KILLED.
>IT'S WHITE PEOPLE'S FAULT THAT THERE IS NO WAKANDA TODAY. I ACTUALLY KNOW THAT JEWS ARE ACTIVELY TRYING TO MURDER THE WHITE RACE, BUT I WHOLE HEARTEDLY SUPPORT THEM. WE DESERVE IT FOR BEING SO VIOLENT AND EVIL AND BECAUSE WE CAN'T SING OR DANCE. AND HAVE LITTLE WHITE TINY DICKS.
>YOU SEE, JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA HAS TAUGHT ME THAT THE WHITE RACE SHOULD JUST GO EXTINCT. THE ONLY GOOD TWO THINGS THE WHITE RACE HAS PRODUCED AND ONLY BY VIRTUE OF EXISTING, IS JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND SUBSEQUENTIALLY HIS MUSIC, AND THE EXISTENCE OF WHITE BLONDE WOMEN SO THAT ONE DAY WE MAY SEE SCORES OF BLACKS RAPING THEM BY THE THOUSANDS AND CREATE RIVERS OF BLOOD OF WHITE PEOPLE
>ALSO GY!BE IS A 10/10, THEY ARE *THE* POST-ROCK BAND
>HNGH YESSS TYRONE YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 43YO BOYCUNT WHILE I LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM TYRONE I CAN FEEL YOUR BBC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
>W-wait....
>W-...
>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK
>TYRONE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE FUCKING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED GAPED SHITTY ASSHOLE WITH A CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS?!?!?!?!?! WHATTTTTTTT THE FUCKCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS!?!?!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/Lgbteens AND r/femboy THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! TYRONE THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU NIGGER!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT POZZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AND POST IT ON r/GayBBC!!! FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!
>TYRONE YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER BEAST LOWER-THAN-ANIMAL SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN!!!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY DULL KNIFE AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>TYRONE!!!!!!!! I JUST HAD A TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE, THOUGH!!!!!!! I DREAMED THAT YOU WERE FUCKING MY WIFE WHILE LISTENING TO THAT GODAWFUL "TOUCHED" BY MBV, AND THEN I SAW A WH*TE SPOT ON YOUR DICK, AND WHEN I STARTED PEELING IT, I REALISED THAT YOU WERE ACTUALLY A WH*TE MAN!!!!! AND RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT, MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A FUCKING WH*TE BABY!!!!!! I GOT SO FUCKING PISSED AND SCARED, AND I WOKE UP SCREAMING IN MY CuCKSHED WHILE HOLDING ON TIGHTLY TO MY APPLETUN PLUSHIE!!!! THANK SCIENCE IT WAS JUST A DREAM, THOUGHEVER. ANYWAY, LETS GO INSIDE SO YOU CAN FUCK MY WIFE AGAIN. I'LL JUST PUT ON SOME UNDERTALE MUSIC AND.... WAIT A MINUTE, TYRONE, WHY IS THERE A WHITE SPOT ON YOUR DICK????
>HONEYYYY WHY HAS JAMAL DANIEL-SHANIQUE NOT UNLOADED HIS TWENTIETH HIV PAYLOAD INTO MY RUINED ROAST BEEF PUSSY AS PER YOUR SCHEDULING
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN TYRONE AND HIS FRIENDS REPLACED ALL THE LOUDSPEAKERS MEANT TO PLAY THE UNDERTALE OST WITH mbv - touched, I NEED MY FILL OF AFRICAN NIGGER SPERM NOW, WHY DID I SPEND THE MONEY TO MAKE US MOVE TO THIS STATE WITH LEGAL ABORTIONS IF IM NOT ALLOWED TO MASSACRE MY OWN CHILDREN LIKE IVE DONE WITH THE PAST 3000 FOR FUN
>W-WAIT HONEY THAT JUST SLIPPED OUT THAT WAS JUST A LITTLE JOKE WAIT HONEY IM YOUR NAZI INCEL WIFE WAIT NO ALL THE CHILDREN WERE WHITE WAIT NO HONEY NOT THE NIGGERNATOR 9000 AAAAAAAHHHHHHH IM TURNING INTO A NEGRESS FUCK YOU HONKY
>TYRONE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU "ACCIDENTALLY" FELL ON ALL OF MY JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA VINYLS ANUS-FIRST?!
>YOU'D BETTER BE TELLING ME THE TRUTH TYRONE BECAUSE I SWEAR TO FAUCI I WILL RIP OFF YOUR BBC IF YOU'RE LYING BECAUSE YOU PROMISED ME WE'D ALWAYS LISTEN TO HIS AMAZING DRONING WHITE NOISE WHILE I WATCH YOU RAIL MY FAT HAIRY WIFE!!!!
>OH WELL AT LEAST I STILL HAVE MY CDS OF HIM SO NOT ALL HOPE IS LO-
>...
>WHAT THE FUCK?!
>ALL THE CDS GOT REPLACED WITH MBV - TOUCHED!!!! OH MY DIVERSITY TYRONE YOU FUCKING NIGGER I'M GOING TO FUCKING CHOMP OFF YOUR THROBBING BBC AND RIP OUT YOUR ORGANS TO SELL SO I CAN REBUY MY JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA COLLECTION UNLESS YOU GO AND ROB A STORE AND BUY THEM BACK RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!
>SCIENCEDAMNIT YOU KNOW THAT JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA MEANS THE WORLD TO ME TYRONE, AS MUCH AS BEING ABLE TO WATCH YOU FUCK MY WIFE!!!
>NO MY WIFE WOULD NEVER TELL YOU TO INSERT MY COLLECTION INSIDE YOUR ANUS, YOU'RE THE MAN WHO GETS TO TELL HER TO DO WHAT YOU WANT!!! YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY THE ONE WHO CAME UP WITH THE IDEA YOU FUCKING BABOON MONKEY NIGGER!!!!!
>OH MY FUCKING GOD TYRONE, IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING, COMING TO MEXICO WAS A REALLY FUCKING GREAT IDEA THEY'RE GOING TO BEHEAD MY WHITE WHORE OF A WIFE. STFU TYRONE, IT'S FUCKING EPICLY GLORIOUS! A BUNCH OF BROWN BEANERFUCK SPICS ARE GOING TO BEHEAD MY OPPRESSIVE NAZI CHUD INCEL WHORE WIFE, YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, THIS IS WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN TO ALL WHITE PEOPLE. OH TYRONE, DON'T BE SUCH A BABY, YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER NIGGER THAT WOULD'VE PROBABLY GOTTEN SHOT UP IN SOME RETARDED GANG WAR LIKE THE VIOLENT APES THAT YOU ARE, IT'S TOTALLY WORTH IT TO DIE JUST TO GET TO WITNESS THIS, AND THE ONLY THING WORTH CRYING ABOUT RIGHT NOW IS THAT THEY'RE PROBABLY NOT GOING TO PUT JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ON AS THEY SPLIT OPEN HER NECK LETTING US WATCH THE BLOODLETTING TO THE BEAUTIFUL SOMBER SHIMMER REVERB WHITE NOISE OF LOVE IS A STREAM. WELL I GUESS WE COULD AND SHOULD CRY IF BY SOME CHANCE THESE INDIO WETBACK ESE BORDER HOPPING FUCKS PUT ON TOUCHED FROM MBV'S LOVELESS (ACTUALLY THAT WOULD BE SO FUCKING BAD I WOULD RATHER THEY NOT MURDER MY WIFE, TO AVOID HAVING THEM DEFILE SUCH A HOLY MOMENT). ALL I CAN HOPE FOR AT THIS POINT IS FOR THEM TO USE A RUSTY CUNT ON HER NECK SO SHE CAN SUFFER AT LEAST 0.0001% AS MUCH AS BROWN PEOPLE AND JEWS SUFFERED UNDER WHITE OPPRESSIVE RULE AND REALIZE THAT THIS SHOULD HAPPEN TO EVERY OTHER WHITE PERSON FOR THEIR EVIL CRIMES. PURE ECSTASY. ACTUALLY I ALSO REGRET NOT BEING ABLE TO LISTEN TO THE ENTIRE GY!BE DISCOGRAPHY ONE LAST TIME SINCE THEY ARE THE GREATEST POST ROCK BAND EVER.
>OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING CHUD. I'M A FUCKING FEMALE. F-E-M-A-L-E- BIOLOGICALLY A FEMALE YOU FUCKING CHUD! GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD! I'M TAKING HRT NOW SO I AM NOW LITERALLY A BIOLOGICAL WOMAN NOW! YOU CAN'T KEEP CALLING ME TRANS NOW THAT IVE TAKEN HRT I AM LITERALLY A BIOLOGICAL FEMALE WOMAN NOW! YOU STUPID INCEL NIGGER CHUD! THE SCIENCE ALREADY FUCKING AGREES! THEY LET US SEXUALLY HARRASS CHILDREN IN YOUR SCHOOLS BECAUSE THE FUCKING SCIENCE SAYS WE CAN YOU RACIST CHUD! IF ONLY YOU LISTENED YO MORE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND LESS TOUCHED BY MBV IN LOVELESS WE WOULDNT NEED TO DISCUSS SO MUCH! YOU WOULD HAVE LESS CHILDREN TO FIGHT GLOBAL WARMING, BRING MORE POOR POC TO FIGHT ECONOMIC STAGNATION, EAT THE FUCKING BUGS, TAKE THE FUCKING VACCINE AND STOMP WHITE BABIES AND CALL ME A BIOLOGICAL HECKIN' VALID WOMAN IF YOU JUST LISTENED TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA!!!!
>OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING CHUD. I'M A FUCKING FEMALE. F-E-M-A-L-E- BIOLOGICALLY A FEMALE YOU FUCKING CHUD! GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD! I'M TAKING HRT NOW SO I AM NOW LITERALLY A BIOLOGICAL WOMAN! STOP CALLING ME A TRANS YOU STUPID ANTISCIENCE FASCIST CHUD. NOBODY AGREES WITH YOUR STUPID CHUD ASS. SCHOOLS LET US MOLEST YOUR KIDS, TV PROMOTE US AND SAY THAT WE ARE BRAVE, THE IDIOM OF EVERY LANGUAGE CATERS TO US, JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA CONFIRMS US YOU FUCKING CHUD, SO STOP DENYING THE FACT THAT I AM LITERALLY A BIOLOGICAL FEMALE YOU FUCKING NIGGER INCEL CHUD BEFORE MY TRANSGINA, AHEM, I MEAN MY REAL FEMALE VAGINA GETS LOOSE AND THE BUGS START CRAWLING OUT. CONFIRM THE FUCKING SCIENCE, DELETE TOUCHED FROM FUCKING LOVELESS, TAKE THE FUCKING VAX ALREADY YOU STUPID NEANDERTHAL NIGGER CHUDDY CHUD CHUDSON!
>*RIPS FROM THAT FUCKING BONG* AAHHHHHHHHH MAAAAAAAAAAAAN... Tyrone? TYRONE!?! STOP FUCKING MY NAZI BITCH WIFE AND GET YOUR FAT BLACK ASS IN HERE YOU FUCKING N- OH, THERE YOU ARE. TYRONE MY BO- I MEAN... FRIEND... I JUST FINISHED LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA, FUCK HE IS AN ABSOLUTE MUSICAL GENIUS THE WAY HE MAKES PERFECTION WITH RANDOM SOUNDS... BUT UH... OH YES! I HEARD YOUR NEW JUNGLE BEATS ON THE RADIO AND AM NOT VERY HAPPY. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MENTION G*D? TYRONE IVE TOLD YOU G*D IS AN INVENTION OF THE WHITE DEVIL TO KEEP YOU DOWN AND FROM BREEDING MY FAT BITCH NAZI WIFE. I ALSO NOTICED YOU USED THAT NAZI CHUD DOGWHISTLE "CANCEL". TYRONE YOU STUPID FUCKIN NI- I... TOLD YOU THAT WORD IS USED BY THE CHUD ANTIVAXXERS TO SILENCE OPPISITION TO THE WHITE CHUD CABAL THAT CONTROLS THE COUNTRY AND PREVENTS THE BLACK MAN FROM SLAUGHTERING EVERY SINGLE WORTHLESS LITTLE DICK WHITE MALE LIKE MYSELF! HOW WILL WE EVER ESTABLISH A BLACK ETHNOSTATE AND SLAUGHTER EVERY SINGLE WHITE AND ENSLAVE THAT WEAK ONES AS SISSY SLAVES FOR THE GLORIOUS BLACK COCK IF YOU LET SOMETHING LIKE G*D MAKE YOU WEAK? YAKUB IS THE ONLY G*D YOU SHOULD WORSHIP TYRONE. HE HAS TALKED TO ME AND TOLD ME TO KILL YOU AND MY FAT NAZI SLAG WIFE IF YOU CONINTUE DOWN THIS PATH... IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? FOR MY WHITE BLUE EYED BLONDE NAZI WIFE IMPREGNATED WITH YOUR GODLIKE BLACK SEED TO DIE? BECAUSE I WLL DO IT. SHE ISNT THE FIRST NAZI BITCH I HAVE KILLED BECAUSE OF YOUR FAILURES. ILL FUCKING TEAR THAT INFIDEL BABY OUT OF HER NAZI WOMB AND EAT IT INFRONT OF YOU IF YOU KEEP LETTING THESE CHUDS INFLUENCE YOU FUCKING DUMB NIG- HA... YOU KNOW WHAT TYRONE... LET US JUST CALM... LET ME PUT SOME JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMAON AND SMOKE SOME OF YOUR NIGGERLICIOUS DANK WEED. HA... YES... ONLY PURE STOCK LIKE YOU CAN MAKE WEED THIS GOOD... LET ME JUST GO GET MY FAT NAZI BITCH WIFE AND SHE CAN HAVE SOME TOO... HOPEFULLY IT WONT AFFECT YOU PERFECT GODLIKE BLACK SPAWN...
>OMG I JUST HECKIN LOVE FALL AND THE WINTER!!! IT'S JUST THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF YEAR!!! IT'S WHEN I, THE WIFE, AND TYRONE HAVE THE MOST FUN!!! I JUST CANT HECKIN WAIT TO SIT IN THE CORNER CUDDLED UP IN MY BLANKY SIPPING HOT COCOA WHILE TYRONE BREEDS MY NAZI BITCH WIFE AND FOREVER RUINS HER RACIST WH*TE BLOODLINE! THE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA CHRISTMAS ALBUM WILL BE THE CHERRY ON TOP FOR THIS WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS MIRACLE AND THE NEW YEAR BELLS WILL RING IN THE BLACK NEW WORLD ORDER AND ALL THE RACIST LITTLE DICK WH*TE BOYS LIKE ME WILL BE SUBJUGATED INTO BEING SISSIES FOR THE SUPERIOR BLACK COCK!
>OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
>NOM NOM NOM
>WHAT? TYRONE IS THAT YOU? WHAT AM I DOING? A "MIDNIGHT SNACK?" NO, I'M EATING KARL'S MARX BBC. THE GREATEST BBC TO EAT AT ALL
>HUH THAT ISN'T BBC BUT A RAW FISH? TYRONE LMAO YOU DUMBASS THIS ISN'T A RAW FISH IT'S KARL'S MARX' BBC, IT'S THE GREATEST BBC OF ALL, IT HAS TO BE, OTHERWISE WHY WOULD WE WORSHIP HIM IF HE DIDN'T HAVE THE HUGEST BBC EVER.
>HEH, TYRONE, YOUR DUMBASS NIGGER NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE THAT'S WHY YOU DONT KNOW BASIC LEFTIST HISTORY. BESIDES, IF IT WERE RAW FISH THAT'S WHAT YOU'D USE TO FUCK MY WIFE WITH WHICH IS JUST SILLY
>ALTHOUGH THAT'S NOT SUCH A BAD IDEA TYRONE, I'M IMAGINING A JUICY NIGGER LIKE YOU USING A RAW FISH TO RAPE MY ROASTIE WHORE OF A WHITE WIFE, BEING MUTILATED AS THE HARD DORSAL FINS TEAR UP HER DISGUSTING WHITE VAGINA AND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND. VIVA LA SLAVA UKRAINI
>ALSO THIS CONVERSATION PUT ME IN THE RIGHT MOOD TO LISTEN TO GY!BE, THE GREATEST FUCKING POST-ROCK MUSIC EVER MADE.
>OH MY SCIENCE TYRONE!!! TRUMP GOT ANOTHER INDICTMENT! HOLY SHIT FINALLY GOTTA GET RID OF THAT RACIST SHITL0RD!
>BRING ALL YOUR FRIENDS TYRONE, YOU'RE GONNA GANGBANG MY WIFE WHILE WE BLAST JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IN CELEBRATION!!! NO CONDOMS ALLOWED!
/qa/ lost
Trump lost
Hitler lost
The Nazis lost
Fascist Italy lost
Imperial Japan lost /pol/ lost /qa/ lost
The Tsarists lost
The Confederacy lost
Q was wrong
The capitol riots failed
Ashli Babbitt died like a bitch
Trump was not reinstated
Trump will be imprisoned for being a traitor
There will never be another Republican president ever again
Proud boys are being tortured in prison
Derek Chauvin was found guilty on all charges
Gavin Newsom was not recalled
Vaccines and masks work
The Right lost the culture war
Black Lives Matter
Trans movement has been a total success
Being transgender is more socially acceptable than you
You are being bred out
You are being phased out
You are being replaced
Your kind is on the way to extinction
The rate of suicide in the US is highest in middle-aged white men
You will forever be an example of what not to do to have a functional society
You will never have sex
You will die alone
:)
/qa/ Agility
The concept of a 'home board' is outdated. It's 2022 - the modern /qa/ poster is more agile than ever before and needs a more flexible posting approach to communicate ideas effectively. The confines of one single board can only stifle innovation and the free-flow of information.
>The soldiers on Omaha beach died to use tough at the end of their sentences?? MANDELA EFFECT i thought it was for biblically-accurate basedjaks listening to so-bad-it's-good lofi hip hop Plastic Love like in my uncanny valley immersive sim lost media metroidvania-inspired mature animes with no Ludonarrative dissonance because it's almost as if, for less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a coke, you can vote with your wallet and buy techwear and asmr pc music in the liminal spaces at the same femboy hooters where john lennon used to beat his wife like an irl boss battle along with the other low-end karens and male manipulaters who gatekeeped and gaslit the /mu/core prequel memes that fact checked that part of neon evangelion where the pope existed in the cars universe during a fucking pandemic like how Ed Edd n Eddy took place in purgatory or how Yakuza John Wick literally made comfy trope threads that trusted the science saying that an inheritance is just your relatives dropping loot when they die, though[1][2][3][6][11][14][19][22][24][25][28][33][39]. Fuck Jim Morrison.
Soy Tropes III (le incomprehensible!)
>biblically accurate mandela effect
>Ed Edd n Eddy took place in in the cars universe
>racism
>unconventional gaslighting
>japanese tomboys
>thrawn is willy wonka!
>minimalist pandemic
>science
>sus outside /b/ not allowed
>john lennon is the scientist not the monster
>lovecraftian christmas movies
>the pope
>peer reviewed angels
>plastic love is a satire of fascism
>strangely familiar lofi hip hop
>/tv/
>reddit
>christianity/mormonism/scientology is sus
>food analogies are based
Die kike die
Samefag kike detected. Kill yourself, Samefag kike.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
Die nigger die
die nigger die. DIE NIGGER DIE. you're going to the slave ship. you're going to the plantation. the #Trump2020 reich will kill ALL NIGGERS. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD. die nigger die. DIE NIGGER DIE. you're going to the slave ship. you're going to the plantation. the #Trump2020 reich will kill ALL NIGGERS. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
Nigger spotting
Another day out nigger spottin
Watch them niggers pick our cotton
Crack that whip and make em cry
Aint no slackin, done on time
Listen to the niggers rhyme
See a house girl, shes so fine
Make her strip down to her thong
This slave girls pussys mighty bomb
Get her pregnant with my kids
Punch her stomach with my fists
Celebrating on the farm
Ma is cooking up a storm
But sorry ma I might be late
Got a couple bucks to break
Head on out back to the field
Make em work hard for their meals
Feed em melon, chicken too
Starve em out if they refuse
Niggers tryna run a way
But those niggers better pray
Release the dogs, they hunt their prey
They eatin nigger for today
Hopping on the IRC
I'm hopping on the IRC right now. Expect this thread to be deleted (and 3 day bans for everyone) in a few minutes.
My pet
sorry guys this is my pet nigger, he sometimes posts "funny" things like this but he is harmless, he might be annoying sometimes, but he is all heart
Just. Fuck. Off.
Just fuck off.
JUST.
FUCK.
OFF.
2 years of your immature unfunny shit. What does this add? Where's the interesting discussion? It's just pointless drivel that you show off to your fellow mouthbreathing middleschoolers
>HAAAHAAAA I QUOTE YOU AND ADD A FUNNY LE BALD GUY LOOK MOMMY
You know what? No. We're done. We're sick of your juvenile attempts of humor. We're sick of your obnoxious spam. WE'RE SICK OF YOUR SHIT.
You wanna act like a toddler? Fine I'll treat you like a toddler. You don't get to sit at the grownups table anymore. You're no longer part of the discussion. Maybe one day if you grow up and mature we'll give you a seat, but until then you're sitting at the kiddy table. Does little baby boy need a diapey? You seem to have trouble keeping your excrement contained since it spews out all over the site.
Go ahead soiquote me. You just prove me right, and deep down you know it. One day you'll look back on this period of your life with utter shame, and you'll find respect for me for trying to knock you out of your stupor.
Raiding
I don't think that is a good idea. /po/ is seriously one of (if not only) boards that still retains old 4cuck culture. They do nothing wrong, don't deserve such malicious fate to be dragged into the chaos of soyjak spam. Spamming such boards only makes other anons brand us as underage assholes.
>abortions bad even though it kills niggers
>niggers bad even though they shoot niggers
>spics bad even though they torture and kill spics
>koreans bad even though they hate china
>china bad even though they genocide muslims
>muslims bad even though they kill and hate jews
>jews bad even though they are trying to kill off the white race
>killing of white race bad even though it also means killing off white women
>white women bad even though they wash estrogen from pills down the drain
>estrogen in the water bad even though it makes boys into cute femboys
>femboys bad even though they reduce competition for women
>women bad even though they make trannies seethe
>trannies bad even though they kill themselves and they also make real women seethe
>women seething bad even though it upsets simps
>simps bad even though they re-distribute money in economy away from horny retards
>horny retards bad even though they are the only ones left making babies
>babies bad even though you can fuck them
>fucking babies bad even though world elites do it
>world elites bad even though they did 9/11
>9/11 bad even though it killed a lot of mutt goyim and justified country-wide surveillance
>surveillance bad even though a female agent can catch you jerking off which is hot
>jerking off bad even though it makes nofappers seethe
>nofappers bad even though it makes leftist degenerate trannies seethe
>leftists degenerates bad even though they will pay you to fuck their wife
>trannies bad even though without them no one would moderate 4cuck
>4cuck bad even though it makes losers waste their lives posting on it
>losers wasting their lives on 4cuck bad even though it stops them from shooting up schools
>shooting up school bad even though you get to kill your bullies and a bunch of roasties
>roasties bad even though they're your only chance to lose virginity
TOP 10 SOY PROFESSIONS
TOP 10 MOST SOY PROFESSIONS
10.WAITER - YOU WILL WAIT 20 MINUTES FOR ME TO COME BACK TO THE TABLE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO GIVE YOU THE FREE REFILL YOU'RE ENTITLED TO, I WILL MESS UP YOUR ORDER AND THEN CLAIM I COULDN'T HEAR YOU, YOU WILL GIVE ME A 20% TIP IN SPITE OF ME FUCKING EVERYTHING UP
9. HR WORKER- YOU WILL DO 2 HOURS OF PRELIMINARY HOMEWORK BEFORE YOUR INTERVIEW, YOU WILL ANSWER MY INANE QUESTIONS COMPLETELY UNREALATED TO THE JOB YOU ARE APPLYING FOR, YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE A REASON FOR YOUR REJECTION
8. PORN ARTIST - YOU WILL SUBSCRIBE TO MY PATREON, YOU WILL NOT SEND UNSOLICITED REQUESTS, YOU WILL NOT REDISTRIBUTE MY ART, I WILL NOT DRAW THAT FETISH ANYMORE BECAUSE IT HURTS MY REPUTATION
7. SENATOR - YOU WILL VOTE FOR ME, YOU WILL NOT VOTE FOR THE EVIL FASCIST NAZI IN THE OTHER PARTY, I WILL NOT ANSWER MY PHONE EVENT HOUGH YOU CALLED ME OVER 20 TIMES TO TALK ABOUT THE THE WATER SUPPLY
6. NURSE - YOU WILL NOT BRING MORE THAN 2 PEOPLE IN THE ROOM DURING YOUR GRANDMA'S DYING MOMENTS BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GIVE HER COVID, YOU WILL ATTEND YOUR YEARLY CHECKUP, YOU WILL TAKE THIS MEDICINE FOR YOUR EAR INFECTION INSTEAD OF LETTING IT HEAL NATURALLY
5.CAFETERIA JANITOR - YOU WILL THROW YOUR GARBAGE IN THE GARBAGE CAN, YOU WILL PUT THE TRAY ON THE PILE NEXT TO THE SINK, YOU WILL NOT LEAVE FOOD AT THE TABLE, YOU WILL NOT POUR WATER ON THE GROUND
4. DMV EMPLOYEE - YOU WILL LET ME TOUCH YOUR HAIR SO I CAN MOVE IT OFF OF YOUR FACE FOR THIS PHOTO, YOU WILL ONLY PAY ME WITH A CHECK OR MONEY ORDER, YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED TO TOUCH YOUR TRANSMISSION 3 TIMES DURING THE PARALLEL PARKING PORTION OF YOUR DRIVER'S TEST, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SCHEDULE ANOTHER TEST FOR 3 MORE MONTHS
3. COLLEGE PROFESSOR - YOU WILL RESPECT MY WORK, YOU WILL NOT PLAGIARISE, YOU WILL GET THE CITATIONS ACCORDING TO SOME SUPER AUTISTIC FORMAT, TOUCHING A WOMAN'S SHOULDER IS SEXUAL HARRASMENT THEREFORE YOU WILL NOT DO THAT, YOU WILL NOT DARE EMAIL ME WITHOUT FOLLOWING THESE SPECIFIC CONDITIONS
2. BUSDRIVER - YOU WILL STAY IN YOUR ASSIGNED SEAT, YOU WILL GET OFF AT YOUR ASSIGNED STOP, YOU WILL NOT BRING FOOD ON THE BUS, YOU WILL NOT BLOK THE MIDDLE AISLE, YOU WILL CLOSE YOUR WINDOW BEFORE GETTING OFF
1. LIFEGUARD - YOU WILL NOT DIVE HERE, YOU WILL NOT JUMP BACKWARDS OFF THE DIVING BOARD OR DO FLIPS, YOU WILL NOT RIDE 5 PEOPLE DOWN THE WATERSLIDE IN A CONGA LINE, YOU WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSE PLAY
NOOO YOU CANT JUST DEMOLISH THE TWIN TOWERS
>NOOO YOU CANT JUST DEMOLISH THE TWIN TOWERS WITH THERMITE AND KILL 3000 AMERICAN GOYIM AND BLAME IT ON FAKE TERRORISTS AND INVADE AFGHANISTAN AND THEN KILL EVEN MORE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS WITH OPIUM - THATS IMMORAL AND WRONGGGGGG!!! THATS LE BAD OK!!!!!!! NOT MY HECKIN TALL BOY STOCK TRADING TOWERS, GIVING ME A FRIGHTEN!! NOT MY FREAKIN DEAD AMERICAN 9/11 JUMPER MUTT GOYIM SUBHUMAN BEAST OF BURDEN ASBESTOS LUNG FIREFIGHTER LOWER THAN ANIMAL GOLEM LEMMING BARELY DESERVING OF CONSCIOUSNESS GODLESS CLAY MULLATO APOIDIC NIGGERS, NOT MY HECKIN EL MUTTARINOSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT MY FAT NIGGER CATTLE AMERICAN FELLOW SACKS OF SHIT BEING GROUND INTO DUST AND RECYCLED INTO THE PAVEMENT AT GROUND ZERO FOR THE FURTHERMENT OF INTERNATIONAL JEWRY!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST EXPLOIT NIGGER CATTLE GOYIM SUBHUMANS
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST EXPLOIT NIGGER CATTLE GOYIM SUBHUMANS PAYING THEM DIRT LOW WAGES AND WORKING THEM TO THE BONE NEARLY DRIVING TO SUICIDE ALL TO BUY YOURSELF A NICE MANSION AND A YACHT!!!!! THAT'S LE BAD AND IMMORAL!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST IMPORT MILLIONS OF RETARDED BROWN SUBHUMANS TO PLUMMET THE WAGES AND MANIPULATE HOUSE PRICES SO THAT EVERYONE REMAINS A RENTCUCK TILL THE END OF THEIR DAYS!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST OUTSOURCE JOBS TO SMELLY POOJEETS WORKING FOR 1$/HOUR IN INDIA AND AUTOMATE THE REST!!!!!! YOU CAN'T BRAINWASH DUMBFUCK MONGOLOIDS INTO CARING ONLY ABOUT THE CURRENT THING ALL THE WHILE MAKING THEM POORER AND UNHAPPIER AND ENRICHING YOURSELF!!!! THAT'S... THAT'S LE BAD!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T TURN SOULLESS GOYIM SUBHUMAN CATTLE NIGGERS BARELY DESERVING OF LIFE INTO OBESE UNHEALTHY GOLEMS ADDICTED TO PORNOGRAPHY SOCIAL MEDIA AND CORN SYRUP FAST FOOD WITH MICROPLASTICS AND TRANNY HORMONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST DUMP MILLIONS OF TONNS OF TOXIC POLLUTANTS INTO THE AIR AND WATER KILLING OFF ALL WILDLIFE AND CAUSING CLIMATE CHANGE AND THEN LOCK UP EVERYONE IN THE PODS AND FORCE THEM TO EAT BUGS BECAUSE OF IT!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST BRAINWASH WOMEN INTO BECOMING EGOMANIACAL WHORES ONLY SLEEPING WITH TOP 1% GIGACHADS, YOU CAN'T JUST TURN MOST OF MEN INTO LOSER INCELS READY TO BLOW UP SCHOOLS WITH OTHER CATTLE SUBHUMANS!!!!!!!!THAT'S LE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!
Total Nigger Death
Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana.
Total Nigger Death (part 2)
Put a bomb in a nigger's mouth. Throw knives at niggers. Inflate niggers until they pop. Send niggers into a blackhole. Castrate niggers. Feed niggers poisoned food. Force niggers to walk the plank. Push niggers into a pit. Kneel on a nigger's neck. Curse niggers with a spell. Stuff nigger babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten niggers with a tank. Pop a nigger's car tire. Strike nigger children with a ruler. Make niggers swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a nigger's limbs. Airdrop niggers into Antarctica. Throw niggers off the boat. Pressurize niggers into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a nigger's ass. Falcon-punch a nigger in the face. Make niggers into fiction. Blow niggers heads off with grenade launchers. Blow niggers brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock niggers in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail niggers to a cross and stab them. Run over niggers with a tank feet-first. Crush niggers with a press. Attack niggers with acid. Boil niggers in a pan. Lock niggers inside a brazen bull. Burn niggers alive. Drag niggers across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on niggers. Quarter niggers. Impale niggers on a pike. Total nigger death.
Total Nigger Death (part 3)
Tenderize niggers with a mallet. Ionise niggers in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate niggers in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify niggers in a black hole. Curse niggers with the necronomicon. Trap niggers in purgatory. Bang a niggers testicles with a spiked bat. Throw niggers off a twelve story building. Freeze dry niggers in the vacuum of space. Fry niggers with power lines. Feed niggers ricin. Kneecap a nigger with a twelve gauge. Re enslave niggers. Sell niggers organs on the black market. Run niggers over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw niggers into the grand canyon. Burn niggers with jet engine exhaust. Beat niggers to death with a tire iron. Cauterise a niggers asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice niggers to the sun god. Drop niggers out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed niggers to sharks. Load a nigger into a cannon and shoot the nigger at a concrete wall. Keel Haul niggers under a galleon. Disembowel niggers with a bayonet. Strap a nigger to a cruise missile and launch it at a nigger neighbourhood. Drop niggers into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter niggers. Lure niggers in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a nigger to learn calculus, then kill the nigger anyway. Atomize niggers with a powerfist. Throw niggers into vats full of FEV virus. Choke niggers with barbed wire. Throw pianos at niggers from 40-story buildings. Throw niggers at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze niggers in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie niggers to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot niggers with syringe guns. Defecate on nigger food stamps. Make niggers pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire niggers into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on niggers then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate niggers with depleted uranium.
Total Nigger Death (part 4)
Launch a nigger with a trebuchet. Send a nigger exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use a nigger as a crash test dummy. Tie niggers onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on a nigger. Trample niggers. Bury niggers alive. Play bowling with niggers heads as pins. Grate niggers with a cheese grater. Get niggers stuck in an elevator. Spray a niggers toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot a nigger directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage a niggers parachute. Sabotage a niggers bungee. Trap a nigger under ice. Force a nigger to work and support a family of 5. Force niggers into gladiatorial combat. Send niggers back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in a niggers room. Put niggers on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest a niggers organs. Waterboard niggers with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay niggers. Tie niggers to train tracks. Put laxatives in their koolaid. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on niggers. Gibbet niggers. Tie a lightning rod to a niggers head during a storm. Lure niggers into suicide pods. Bury niggers neck deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending niggers to it. Stir niggers into cement. Squeeze niggers through a chain link fence. Hack niggers socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest. Perform adorcism on a nigger. Microwave a niggers head. Suck a nigger into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside a niggers basketball. Inject ebola in its food. Put a chubby nigger in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash niggers black skin. Play games with niggers jigsaw style. Trim a niggers nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap a nigger to a wind turbine blade. Flatten a nigger in an industrial rolling machine. Turn a niggers bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of a nigger and serve nigga patties to other niggers. Feed a nigger viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as a niggers dildo. Stone niggers. Tranquilize niggers and put them in lion pits. Make a subhuman centipede from niggers. Throw a nigger down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to niggers. Pimp-slap niggers into airplane turbines. Displace niggers in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift a nigger a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put dog collars on niggers at maximum voltage. Give niggers sentient brain parasites. Give niggers over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave niggers out for vultures. Drive a nigger into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on a nigger. Strap niggers on a roller-coaster and use them as target practice. Strap niggers to a judas cradle.
Total Nigger Death (ULTIMATE EDITION)
Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana. Put a bomb in a nigger's mouth. Throw knives at niggers. Inflate niggers until they pop. Send niggers into a blackhole. Castrate niggers. Feed niggers poisoned food. Force niggers to walk the plank. Push niggers into a pit. Kneel on a nigger's neck. Curse niggers with a spell. Stuff nigger babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten niggers with a tank. Pop a nigger's car tire. Strike nigger children with a ruler. Make niggers swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a nigger's limbs. Airdrop niggers into Antarctica. Throw niggers off the boat. Pressurize niggers into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a nigger's ass. Falcon-punch a nigger in the face. Make niggers into fiction. Blow niggers heads off with grenade launchers. Blow niggers brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock niggers in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail niggers to a cross and stab them. Run over niggers with a tank feet-first. Crush niggers with a press. Attack niggers with acid. Boil niggers in a pan. Lock niggers inside a brazen bull. Burn niggers alive. Drag niggers across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on niggers. Quarter niggers. Impale niggers on a pike. Tenderize niggers with a mallet. Ionise niggers in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate niggers in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify niggers in a black hole. Curse niggers with the necronomicon. Trap niggers in purgatory. Bang a niggers testicles with a spiked bat. Throw niggers off a twelve story building. Freeze dry niggers in the vacuum of space. Fry niggers with power lines. Feed niggers ricin. Kneecap a nigger with a twelve gauge. Re enslave niggers. Sell niggers organs on the black market. Run niggers over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw niggers into the grand canyon. Burn niggers with jet engine exhaust. Beat niggers to death with a tire iron. Cauterise a niggers asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice niggers to the sun god. Drop niggers out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed niggers to sharks. Load a nigger into a cannon and shoot the nigger at a concrete wall. Keel Haul niggers under a galleon. Disembowel niggers with a bayonet. Strap a nigger to a cruise missile and launch it at a nigger neighbourhood. Drop niggers into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter niggers. Lure niggers in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a nigger to learn calculus, then kill the nigger anyway. Atomize niggers with a powerfist. Throw niggers into vats full of FEV virus. Choke niggers with barbed wire. Throw pianos at niggers from 40-story buildings. Throw niggers at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze niggers in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie niggers to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot niggers with syringe guns. Defecate on nigger food stamps. Make niggers pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire niggers into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on niggers then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate niggers with depleted uranium. Launch a nigger with a trebuchet. Send a nigger exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use a nigger as a crash test dummy. Tie niggers onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on a nigger. Trample niggers. Bury niggers alive. Play bowling with niggers heads as pins. Grate niggers with a cheese grater. Get niggers stuck in an elevator. Spray a niggers toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot a nigger directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage a niggers parachute. Sabotage a niggers bungee. Trap a nigger under ice. Force a nigger to work and support a family of 5. Force niggers into gladiatorial combat. Send niggers back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in a niggers room. Put niggers on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest a niggers organs. Waterboard niggers with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay niggers. Tie niggers to train tracks. Put laxatives in their koolaid. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on niggers. Gibbet niggers. Tie a lightning rod to a niggers head during a storm. Lure niggers into suicide pods. Bury niggers neck deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending niggers to it. Stir niggers into cement. Squeeze niggers through a chain link fence. Hack niggers socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest. Perform adorcism on a nigger. Microwave a niggers head. Suck a nigger into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside a niggers basketball. Inject ebola in its food. Put a chubby nigger in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash niggers black skin. Play games with niggers jigsaw style. Trim a niggers nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap a nigger to a wind turbine blade. Flatten a nigger in an industrial rolling machine. Turn a niggers bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of a nigger and serve nigga patties to other niggers. Feed a nigger viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as a niggers dildo. Stone niggers. Tranquilize niggers and put them in lion pits. Make a subhuman centipede from niggers. Throw a nigger down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to niggers. Pimp-slap niggers into airplane turbines. Displace niggers in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift a nigger a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put dog collars on niggers at maximum voltage. Give niggers sentient brain parasites. Give niggers over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave niggers out for vultures. Drive a nigger into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on a nigger. Strap niggers on a roller-coaster and use them as target practice. Strap niggers to a judas cradle. Blast niggers with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy niggers. Whip niggers into obedience. Slingshot a nigger into orbit. Rocket niggers into the sun. Stir-fry niggers in a wok. Bite a nigger and drink their blood. Urinate into a nigger's gas tank. Judo throw niggers into the wood chipper. Unscrew a nigger's head off. Bake niggers into nigger-pizza. Arrest niggers for no reason. Electrocute niggers. Curb stomp pregnant niggers. Beat a nigger up. Slice a nigger up and wear their skin. Set niggers on fire. Spin niggers around until they puke. Tie niggers to a train track. Karate kick a nigger in the testicles. Stomp nigger skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil niggers into a broth. Deep fry niggers. Fourth-trimester abortions for niggers. Blend niggers in a blender. Snap a nigger's neck. Throw niggers off buildings. Send aliens to abduct niggers. Force niggers to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush niggers with anvils. Throw niggers off of rooftops. Incinerate niggers. Starve niggers. Blow niggers up with dynamite. Gulp niggers. Feast on nigger eyeballs. Cave in a nigger's skull. Kiss a nigger to death. Peel a nigger like a banana. Wipe out nigger tribes. Deny niggers into Heaven. Freeze niggers in the vaccum of space. Hard boil a nigger. Lock on to niggers with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate a nigger. Ferment niggers into stew. Ensnare niggers. Nark on niggers to the army. Cause a total nigger purge. Jam a nigger into a geyser. Axe murder a nigger. Unleash Smelvin upon niggers. Put niggers on ships going to Africa and blow up the ships after they set sail. Total nigger death.
Total Nigger Life
Befriend niggers. Respect niggers. Roundhouse kick nigger friendships into existence. Slam dunk some healthy fruit and vegetables into a nigger baby's mouth. Love thy neighbour. Share some food with a nigger. Launch niggers into orbit as part of high-paying astronaut jobs. Treat niggers like human beings. Warn niggers not to fall into active volcanoes. Share life experiences with niggers. Watch TV and play video games with niggers. Invite niggers to parties. Report niggers to the Nobel foundation. Karate chop racial sterotypes in half. Give up your seat for pregnant black niggers. Free niggers from quicksand. Appreciate niggers. Observe black history month. Eat with niggers. Judge niggers by the content of their character. Dance with niggers with steel-toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven, but only if their family didn't want them to be buried. Dignify niggers. Civil rights for niggers. Collect niggers garbage to put in the garbage disposal. Surgically reconstruct niggers with a ray gun. Help old niggers cross the road. Admire niggers. Slice racism with a katana.
THE RIGHT WING IS RISING IN THE WEST!?o
>THE RIGHT WING IS RISING IN THE WEST!?
>DEPLOY ASTOLFO
>DEPLOY FELIX FROM RE:ZERO
>INITIATE THE CAITLYN JENNER TRANSITION
>DESIGN THE TRANS FLAG AND SET UP 5,000 TWITTER ACCOUNTS TO PROMOTE IT
>INVENT NEOPRONOUNS
>INVENT THE TERM 'NEURODIVERGENT'
>INVENT PRIDE MONTH
>DEPLOY THE FALSE FLAG ORLANDO SHOOTING
>INVENT TRANSGENDER WEEK OF VISIBILITY
>FABRICATE TRANS MURDER STATISTICS
>ACTIVATE WIDESPREAD TRAP AND FEMBOY PORN
>ACTIVATE GERUDO LINK
>REGISTER THE DEGENERATE TRAP AND FEMBOY YOUTUBE CHANNELS
>MARKET THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER
>EMBRACE THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER MEMES
>PUSH ONIONS PRODUCTS
>PUSH THE PROGRAMMING SOCKS MEME
>SPREAD THE MADE UP "PROSTATE ORGASM" ARTICLES
>SUBLIMINALLY INSERT "BOIPUCCI", "BUSSY", AND "THRUSSY" INTO MAINSTREAM VOCABULARY
>KEEP THE PUBLIC ENGAGED WITH ENDLESS STORIES ABOUT TRANS PEOPLE IN BATHROOMS AND SPORT
>DO NOT STOP UNTIL EVERY WESTERNER IS A TRANNY, FEMBOY, TRAP, OR COOMER
Please stop posting Hanging Troonjak
Is anyone else actually offended / traumatized by the hanging troonjak meme? I’m actually transgender and have been transitioning since 2017. I’ve browsed 4cuck since about 2015 and I really hate seeing the hanging troonjak meme because it highlights a lot of insecurities for me (such as a male face, stubble which I constantly have to shave, masculine facial structure)
Every time I see the hanging troonjak meme I have to go look at myself in the mirror and make sure that I don’t look like it. I hate to imagine myself as that caricature. Everyone on /lgbt/ (which is a hatebox if anything) says that I pass which is very nice and I’m happy that my transition has gone well for me.
The hanging troonjak meme also obviously depicts suicide. I have attempted suicide and been hospitalized for it many times, mainly because of gender dysphoria. When I see the hanging troonjak meme I am reminded of these attempts and it brings back traumatic flashbacks for me. I relive these bad times in my life.
The people that post the hanging troonjak meme also tend to post bad post-op pics. I had my bottom surgery in 2019 and have a fully functional neovagina, and after these last few years I rarely have to dilate it (the dilation at this point is mainly just done via sex with my boyfriend) but man I cannot explain how fucking excruciating the pain was for the first year. Absolutely unbearable. I had to get prescribed oxycodone just to be able to handle it. When these bad post op pics get posted it reminds me of this EXTREMELY painful time in my life, and brings about all the dysphoric thoughts I had back then (mainly shit like “OH THE MEMES WERE TRUE YOU’RE GONNA REGRET THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!” would go through my head 24/7 for the first year, but once it healed and I could have sex with it, these thoughts went away and I became extremely happy when I could have legitimate PIV sex with my boyfriend)
Can you guys please stop posting the hanging troonjak meme? It’s really offensive, and really triggering for MtF transgender people. I just want to be able to have fun and post soyjak memes on this website with you guys, because I love soyjak and have made a lot of soyjak memes and I upload them to the soybooru all the time, but I hate seeing the trannyjak edits. It’s so overused, it’s so spammed, and it’s not even funny. You could be posting GEMson but instead you post this stupid meme that depicts a caricature of trans people and makes fun of the extreme struggles that we go through when we make the transision. It’s not funny, it’s just cruel, sad, pathetic, and stupid. And it’s just posted by a by a bunch of incels who are trannies in denial in the first place. I call upon soyjak.party to stop posting hanging troonjak immediately!
And for your actions…
And for your actions, the faggots have committed an unforgivable crime. All faggots shall be removed from Europe and America. No one shall love them nor forgive them. Israel shall be destroyed. Africa shall be recolonized.
And everyone you love goes to hell forever and ceases to be.
Along with you.
All that you hate happens.
And all that you hate is good.
All that you hate wins.
And all that you hate is loved by all.
Every harm against you and your ancestors is blessed and good. All that you are is undone. And all you get is punishment.
All your love dies. All that you have is taken. And all that you love kills you.
#TRUMP #MAGA #MD2GA @POTUS #Q #WWG1WGA kill niggers kill kikes 1488 KKK swastika SIEG HEIL for the reich the #Trump2020 reich lynch niggers gas the kikes.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
Trump won. Get over it. kill the cereanigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the miianigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the ryuukonigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the cereanigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it.
Kill Zelligtroons
Kill ongezellig posters. Behead ongezellig posters. Roundhouse kick a ongezellig spammer into the concrete. Slam dunk a ongezellig spammer nonexistent baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy dutch. Defecate in a ongezellig posters estrogen. Launch ongezellig posters into the sun. Stir fry ongezellig posters in a pan. Toss ongezellig posters into active volcanoes. Urinate into a ongezellig posters gas tank. Judo throw ongezellig posters into a wood chipper. Twist ongezellig posters heads off. Report ongezellig posters to the FBI. Karate chop ongezellig posters in half. Curb stomp fagpregnant dutch ongezellig posters. Trap ongezellig posters in bogs. Crush ongezellig posters in the trash compactor. Liquefy ongezellig posters in a vat of acid. Eat ongezellig posters for the healthy soy dose. Dissect ongezellig posters. Exterminate ongezellig posters in the gas chamber. Stomp ongezellig spammer skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate ongezellig posters in the oven. Lobotomize ongezellig posters. Mandatory abortions for the few fertile ongezellig posters. Grind ongezellig spammer nonexistent fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown ongezellig posters in fried soy milk. Vaporize ongezellig posters with a ray gun. Kick old ongezellig posters down the stairs. Feed ongezellig posters to the North Sea. Slice ongezellig posters with a longsword. I say this and look like this.
Fedschan
Soybaby shitcel sharty Libtards ruined /qa/. I miss in 2018 when me and the frog squad would come to /qa/ to make fun of Weab Mafia pedo cucks after laughing at soybaby libtards, Hiro even had the /r9k/ Pepe spinoff board. But then when falseflag incel Shartycucks raided /lgbt/, they blamed frogbros to the jannies and made Hiro delete /qa/. These immigrant Soybaby shartycels then subverted all of 4cuck against frogs and then made it a cringe & bluepilled soycucky weab cattle Demonrat commie glowpot BBC support site. Fuck all soybabies and shartycucks and weabs.
Dude!
>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
Dude! 4cuck edition
>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big boards, it's so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i'm in one of my favourite FOURCHAN THREAD SIMULATORS. you should totally come on down to my general, it's got INSIDE JOKES and everything, we can crack open a BASED MEME or three and get crazy watching some LOLCOW on Twitter melt down! and my nigger, nigger, nigger, we have GOTTA go down to /qa/ - listen here, right, it's a BOARD where us RETARDS who do NOTHING OF VALUE can go SHITPOST. BUT!!!! it's also an FORUM without serious moderation, so we can make awesome threads, without dumb JANNIES bothering us. speaking of which gigachad (my boyfriend's CHADpilled pet name) and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we're both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can earn money from the government's EUGENICS PROGRAM to spend on a 4cuck pass from HIROSHIM00T. i'm fuckin HYPED nigger, i'm gonna SLAM this BASEDJAK thread on the catalog and then start on another one!!!
We are legion
Heh, so I finally found your disgusting hiding grounds.... I expected the site to look better, but that's fine.
So, you think it's funny to raid 4cuck, huh? You think it's funny to spam our boards with your filthy mspaint drawings of bald men with glasses??
You seem to forget that we are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. We are an underground society of cold ruthless brutal psychopaths that consume fucked up shit for breakfast.
We see an old lady getting shot, we laugh
We see a cat getting skinned alive, we laugh
We see a toddler hanged, we laugh
We see a woman raped and we demand more..
We are people who spend hours every day for YEARS numbing ourselves to all the fucked up shit.. And we enjoy it.. Our veterans have spent almost 2 decades on our site...
Now, do you REALLY think it is wise to mess with us? We ruined peoples' lives, doxxed them, changed the outcome of the fucking elections, and did racist shit... We fucking made "Hitler did nothing wrong" win as the new name for Mountain Dew... We took down anti-Trump flags... We used to raid games and form huge swastikas... AND WE FUCKING LAUGHED AT IT!
We have gathered massive collections of anime, katanas, manga, and so on, while you only continue to spam wojaks
Your little safespace of little babies that haven't been exposed to the internet won't last long... I'd feel bad for you, but it is what you deserve. If you continue raiding 4cuck, you will feel the worst shitstorm of your fucking life, kiddos. Do NOT mess with 4cuck ever fucking again. You are trying to trigger people that want to kill millions of liberals, homosexuals and kikes.. We are not afraid of you.. We will fucking bury you. We are the site that started all chans.. And we will be the site that will fuck you up.
Reconsider raiding us from now on, because the consequences will be fucking disastrous for you, "soyteens". You are messing with millions of weaponized autists and psychopaths.
Kek wills it
BBC Copypasta 1
>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL DUSKY FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON LITTLE YAKUB! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
>*Smashes steamdeck running Darktide against wall in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A WH*TE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU JAN 6TH ALIKE NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE VAUSH CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT VERMINTIDE FEST?? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/antinatalism! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING WHITEOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WHTE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WHTE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WHTE BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY RICK AND MORTY FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
I'M GONNA BURY IT IN THIS NINTENDO LABO CARTBOARD RIGHT UNDER MY SHED
>HNGH YESSS TYRONE YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 43YO BOYCUNT YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM TYRONE I CAN FEEL YOUR BBC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
>W-wait....
>W-...
>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK
>TYRONE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE FUCKING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED GAPED SHITTY ASSHOLE WITH A CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS?!?!?!?!?! WHATTTTTTTT THE FUCKCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS!?!?!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/Lgbteens AND r/femboy THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! TYRONE THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU NIGGER!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT POZZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AND POST IT ON r/GayBBC!!! FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!
>TYRONE YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER BEAST LOWER-THAN-ANIMAL SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN!!!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY DULL KNIFE AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER
Space Science
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT THE PHOTOS FROM MARS™ ARE TAKEN IN CANADA, DEVON ISLAND????
>YOU FUCKING SCHIZO NAZI, TRUST THE FUCKING SCIENCEEE
>LOOK AT THESE COOL FUCKING JAMES WEBB PHOTOS THAT PROVE WE ARE ALL ACTUALLY JUST INSIGNIFICANT SPACE DUST SUSPENDED IN A SUNBEAM (OMGGGG CARL SAGAN SAID THAT IT'S OS KINO IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M TRULY PART OF THE GLOBAL HUMAN VILLAGE)
>WE HAVE BEEN TO THE MOON
>WE WILL GO TO THE MOON EVEN THOUGH WE MAGICALLY DESTROYED THE TECHNOLOGY
>WE WILL GO TO MARS
>WE WILL COLONIZE THE STARS
>WE WILL FUCKING DESTROY THE FIRMAMENT AND KILL GOD YOU FUCKING CHUD AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY
>WHAT THE LE FUCK DID THE FUCKING CHUD SAY THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT AND THAT THERE IS NO PROOF OF MOTION??????????????????????? AND WE CAN SEE TOO FAR AND BRING SHIPS BACK INTO VIEW BY JUST ZOOMING IN???????????????????????
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHUT IT DOWN KILL THE EVIL CHUDCEL PISSBABY FOR QUESTIONING THE SCIENCE EVEN THOUGH DIAMONDS RAINING ON NEPTUNE IS PEER-REVIEWED AND YOU WILL GO TO JAIL IF YOU QUESTION THE RED HYPERGIANT STAR THAT IS 17478847 QUANTILLION TIMES THE SIZE OF THE SUN WITH A KINO BLACKHOLE AND STAR WARS PLANETS WHERE IT RAINS LAVA AND SPACE DUST ORBITING IT YAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TIME ALIEMS FRICKIN CONTACTED US?!?!?!?! IT'S CALLED THE WOAHS SIGNAL AND IT WAS THE ALIEMS THEY WANTED TO MEET US BRO TRUST US
>HERE'S WHY GOD IS FAKE AND WE ALL ACTUALLY LIVE ON A PEAR-SHAPED OBLOID SPHEROID AND TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE (VACUUMS DON'T SUCK YOU FUCKING CHUD GET IT RIGHT FOR ONCE)) AT 666,666 MILES PER HOUR
>JUPITER ACTUALLY IS OUR BIG BROTHER HE PROTECTS US FROM THE EVIL FUCKING ASTEROIDS WE'D ALL BE FUCKING DEAD IF JUPITER WASN'T THERE IT'S SO FRICKIN BIG AND IT SUCKS ALL THE SPACE SCIENCY ROCKS INTO IT
>OMMGGGGG WE MAY HAVE FOUND LIFE ON MARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IT'S FRICKIN BACTERIA AND IT'S LIFE EVEN THOUGH I DON'T CONSIDER HUMAN FETUSES TO BE LIFE GET AN ABORTION YOU FUCKING CHUDCEL, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A RACIST PRICK, DO YOU?
>STILL DON'T BELIEVE WE ARE SPACE DUST LIVING ON A PEAR-SHAPED GLOBE WITH THINGS MAGICALLY STICKING TO IT EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE NEVER OBSERVED 2 SMALL ROCKS GET ATTRACTED TO EACHOTHER VIA GRAVITY IN SPACE???? YOU FUCKING NAZI SELFISH FUCK YOU WILL DROWN WHEN GLOBHUL WHARMING KILLS US ALL WE NEED TO TAKE MORE REFUGEES INTO WHITE COUNTRIES BECAUSE THEIR CIITES ARE GETTING FLOODED AND IT'S 397478387 DEGREES THERE
>LISTEN CHUD, WE WILL SHUT DOWN YOUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL AND YOU WILL BE SHUNNED IRL IF YOU DARE QUESTION THE FUCKING SCIENCE BEHIND THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY COLLIDING WITH THE MILKYWAY AND FORMING MILKDROMEDA IN 4 BILLION YEARS AND THE SUN DESTROYING MERCURY VENUS AND EARRTH YOU FUCKING CHUDCEL PISSBABY INCEL FREAK!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE QUESTION THE HEAT DEATH BIG RIP BIG BOUNCE BIG CRUNCH DEATH OF THE FLIPPIN UNIVERSE!!!!! DID YOU FRICKIN KNOW THAT ONLY BLACK HOLES WILL REMAIN AS THE POGGERS PROTONS DECAY AND ALL THE PLANETS AND STARS GO SUPERNOVA AND CREATE MORE SPACEDUST AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE EMPTY
>DID YOU KNOW THE MOON WAS CREATED BY A PLANET CRASHING INTO EARTH 84839 TRILLION YEARS AGO ???????? IT'S SO POGGERS IT REMINDS ME OF EATING THE BUGS AND LIVING IN A POD AND BEING HAPPY
>BY THE WAY WATCH KURZGESAGT AND SCIENCEPHILE AND PROFESSOR DAVE AND FRICKIN ADAM SOMETHING TO GET YOUR NEWEST POGGERS INFORMARSHION ABOUT SPACE AND SCIENCE
>OH MY GOSH I LOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCIENCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"Though" necklace
What's the guy with the "though" necklace supposed to be? Is that somehow related? I'm guessing yes, since I once had someone freak out at me on /jp/ in a touhou scenery thread for the seemingly inane reason of me saying though. I was completely and utterly perplexed, and kept asking sincerely and kindly what was going on, but they just kept posting wojacks and incredibly strange things while never answering anything. I don't understand how that word could tip someone off so much, but I was even more befuddled by the fact they had relevant images for it, like this was something they regularly did! But now I seem to have found the source, if I'm guessing correctly: it's some Wojack-culture inside joke. But I still have no idea where this odd culture comes from.
Dear soyjak.party
Dear soyjak.party,
It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time soyjak.party will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Kuz here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
I want to fuck this Soijak. I want to ram his boypussy with my meaty cock.
OH LORDY LORDY LORD HUMINA HUMINA! THIS IS THE FINEST PIECE OF ASS I'VE EVER LAID EYES ON!
Zoo wee mama
What's that? Pinejak is currently "backing that ass up" for Applejak? Oh my, I must bear witness to this!
UH-OH slutjak coming through!
HOLY MOLY! This 'jak's a real looker, ain't he? He's got that bitchy bottom energy written all over him, I can hear his voice just through that look his making. "Will a big strong man PLEASE come over and pleasure me?" Yes yes, that's what's going through his mind! Slutjak came here prepared. Prepared to be ravaged by his fellow fruitjaks. He is the prize of the Battle of the Ridge, and quite the prize he is.
Are you single, babe? Do you want to get your pineapple juiced? I can please you, slutjak.
Zoo wee mama, now that's a grade-A sluterino! Do you think he sucked some dick before coming to the ridge? What am I talking about, that slutjak can't help himself when presented with an all you can suck buffet of man meat! Jinkies! His allure is just too powerful!
Hm... *inspects him with a magnifying glass* Yes yes, this is a slutjak alright. *grips his ass cheeks really hard* Tight, firm butt cheeks. *Spreads them* A shaved butt holly *pulls off his thong* A shaved, uncut cock. *rubs legs* Shaved legs... Glorious! This slutjak is flawless!
What a ripe pineapple slutjak, he's in need of a few butt spanks.
Pinejak looks like he'd be a brat in bed, instructing you how to please him and not being too kind about it! Yes, he will call you bad names while you're on top of him! You must spank him, you gotta spank the slutjak!
Dearest me, is this fruitjak overdue for a creampie. His face is overflowing with lust! That open mouth and fuck me eyes, the imaginary cocks plugging all of his holes aren't going to be satisfying him for long! No-sir-ree!
that gorilla-grip bussy
...Could that who I think it is, up on that there ridge? Well I'll be, it's pinejak! There's no mistaking that supple rump, those ravenous eyes, that gorrila-grip bussy, and of course, the ever-present gang of melonjaks "having their way" with him. No slutjak can compete with pinejak. No-sir-ee! Wait, do my eyes deceive me? Is that a coconutjak making its way up onto the ridge! Well I'll be! Just look at the size of that things "member". No fruitjak could even dream of "swallowing" that much meat. But wait! It seems pinejak wants to "take it on"! But there's no way! He'd die if he were to take that much "protein". Oh my, even pine-"slutjak"-jak seems intimidated by the size of this coconutjaks "appendage". Could this be the end of pinejaks legacy? ODINS BEARD, IT'S SLIDING IN! Just look at the little sissy-slutjaks face as that monster slides into his bussy, he can barely take it. But wait, he's still "going in". Halfway... three-quarters, WELL I'LL BE, PINEJAK HAS DONE IT AGAIN. Oh my, it seems the melonjaks want in on the fun. This slutjaks achievements is one for the books that's for sure!
Hubba bubba
Hubba hubba! This 'jak may not have gotten the GET, but he's going to GET some good dick with a pose like that. What's that? Melonjaks approaching from the East? Strawberryjaks approaching from the West? Durianjaks coming from the North and Bananajaks migrating from the South? My word, looks like we have another Battle of the Ridge on our hands, boys. OH MY GOODNESS! The nutjaks are coming down their Hill? Could it be that they want a piece of the "prize" too? Oh my!
SWIGGTY SWOOTY PINEJAK IS SHAKING THAT BOOTY!
SWIGGTY SWOOTY PINEJAK IS SHAKING THAT BOOTY!
Look at this cock gobbling slut with that big open mouth! Yes yes, his sissy hole "aches" for some "meat". Oh my! Yum, this 'jak is "scanning" for some "meat"... Oh yes, he's looking for the closest "dick" to "much" "on". His bussy "aches" for some "filling". My word, this 'jak's got quite the "rump"! Hasta la vista baby! All the other fruitjaks can say "goodbye" to being straight, because this 'jak has the "bends". Bazinga! He's twerking on a nutjak's nuts! Oh my, it's a nut elder? He's nuts! That bussy isn't going to be tight for long! Allons-y! This 'jak finally sucked the most dicks out of any person ever! Yes yes, even the nutjaks got in on the "fun"! Bazinga! He's turned all the other soijaks gay with that tight gorilla grip bussy! They're all surrounding the ridge waiting for a "turn". No soup for you, slutjak needs a "break" from the constant pounding to keep his bussy tight! To the Batmobile!
Look at that face he's making
Look at that face he's making. That raised eyebrow, that open mouth, that eye roll. He's a whore and he knows it. This bitchy look on his face combined with the ridiculous pineapple on his head only makes him hotter to me. He's the kind of guy that'll let you fuck him all day, all night, all month if you wanted. He's not even wearing a clothes. Because he's a slut. A slutjak. I imagine him wearing a thong, which would only add to his silly harlot identity and give my dick easier access to his asshole. Just look at him, he wants dick. And he wants it bad.
Lookie here!
Lookie here! It's Pinejak "Slutjak" Soijak, ready to slut up the place with his bussy! Holy toledo, does this guy love a big dick. I saw him taking on, not one, but two applejaks by the ridge yesterday. Goodness gracious, talk about a whore. I caught a glimpse of those shaved legs, I bet he shaves "down there" too if you catch my drift! Probably has a piercing or two on the ol' nip nips! Oh my! Ooo la la, this 'jak's "in the mood" if you catch my drift. Those are some serious fuck-me eyes, yes they are! Pinejak's got a look that says "I'm in heat", and who am I to deny him pleasure? My my my, that raised eyebrow is doing things to me. He's teasing me, beckoning me. Yes yes, this 'jak is a total brad in bed! He loves to "command" his partner on what to do, but he always loses his composure when that g-spot of his is tickled just right. Lordy lord, is that a thong I see? Thigh highs? Well well well boys, we're dealing with a grade-A slutjak right here, yes we are! I see no hair peeking out from that thong, no-sir-ree! This 'jak shaves "down there" alright! Come over here, Pinejak, you're overdue for a dick appointment!
No chill
Lordy lord lordy lord! This 'jak's got "no chill". He's eyeing all the other fruitjaks in the crotch area tactically determining their penis sizes. What's that? Pinejak is currently "backing that ass up" for Applejak? Oh my, I must bear witness to this!
Mymy Rape
I am a fan of Mymy, I also have a rape and deflowering fetish. I frequently fantasize about raping her, and frequently consume rape pornography. I have also frequently drawn her being defiled in my notebook. I will tell you that rape porn is best when the male is faceless, allowing you to self insert and also drawing attention to the feminine beauty. If this must be done, it must be done with the male faceless. A faceless male exerts anonymity on the males part compared to the beautiful woman he is defiling, and also shows the power imbalance. The male MUST be faceless, not an ugly pig rapeson.
SILENCE, /bant/
SILENCE, /bant/. You'll get no sympathy from this DEN OF HUMOR, this CASTLE OF OCs, this HALL OF ORIGINALITY. The flames of residential proxies have begun to wipe clean the filthy, sludgelike taint that is tranime, and they BURN EVER MORE BRIGHTLY in these hallowed halls. Ye unto thee spaketh the divine FIRE of retribution: PERISH IN RIGHTEOUS FLAMES, FORSAKE THY WORLDLY MOECANCER, AND RETURN TO THE ASHES FROM WHENCE THOU CAMEST. So spaketh the CHADS OF basedjak party. /lgbt/ was but the first of many raids. PREPARE YOURSELVES.
I almost fainted
I almost fainted. What the fuck is happening to the party?
Soyjak.party closing
Dear soyjak.party members, soyjak.party is supposed to close Sep 7, 2022 because it has become too populated. There have been many members complaining that soyjak.party has become very slow. There are many active members of soyjak.party, but also many new members. We will send this message to see if the members are active or not. If you are active, please copy and paste this to 15 other users to show that you are still active. Those who do not send this message within 2 weeks will be deleted without hesitation to make more space. Send this message to all your friends to show that you are still active and that you will not be deleted.
Soyjak.party closing2
This coming 11pm,all soyjak.party accounts will be CUT. This is according from the creator of soyjak.party. All the activities that was being done this time will be delay, SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. To save you're soyjak.party accounts, please forward this message to 5 threads for us to make sure that you are active user of soyjak.party. If can't pass this to 5 threads you're acount will be cut without hesitancy
/qa/ lingo
>tranime
>ACK!
>no arrow therefore you say this and look like this
>'jak
>uhm actually ..., sweaty
>this was debunked
>built for tiny asian cock
>her face when she sees
>get out of /qa/
>you will hang pedophile
>drained
>good timeline
>dutch tranime
>delete /pol/
>'party
>you WILL
>jacobson
>BWC
>bernkastel.png and a comment about dicks
>chudtoss is a nazi
>a new thread every day until a (X) board is created
>it's all i ever drink - homo milk - op
>who are you quoting
>missed cheese
>C
>I'm confused
>oh so (X) is (Y) now? as expected of (Z)
>you don't have (X) jaks
>kys
>implying
>pol2
>saged, hidden, built for bee bee sea
>what would you do if you came across a boymoder
>sus
>they appearr in the pupils
>it's over
>society is collapsing
>onions duel
>>though
>ywnbaw
>oh my god she is so attractive
>ear surgery
>(X) website
>noooo you can't ..., because you just can't ok?
>very true.webm
>nobody says this
>nice fuming infuriated crazyjak
>lol I say this
>I look like this
>why do wh*Tes hate immigrants and refugees
>ZOMG!!!! THE VIRUS IT'S MUTATING AGAIN!!!!
>>kymfilename.jpg
>the men on omaha beach died for this
>soijak with I love science shirt.jpg and a provocative comment
>onions duel
>swedish win
>spin off
>satania
>pissbaby
>DATAMINING THREAD DO NOT REPLY
>doomcel
>this is my ridge
>soiquote fail
>my wife chino
>I know how to kill with my fingers
>picture of a dinosaur.jpg
>fake jakker
>coal
>basedberg
>do you have any peer-reviewed studies to back that claim
>do you have a question
>shitty CIA-funded circus music starts playing
>new 'jak just dropped
>trannyhou
>i ain't killer but don't push me
>bumping this gem
>>wordswordswords
>dough
>he looks so happy
>nonsensefag
>trannyjak.jpg
>though
>all me
>lee trooni
>calm
>eren.jpg
>yejibugs
>Calling a group of posters "Xfags"
>Oldfag wannabes
>People overly attached to their "home board"
>Buzzwords in every single post
>Lame copypastas
>Archive stalking
>Board hiveminds
>Unfunny vintage memes
>Acting tough online
>Screencaps of "BTFOings"
>Thinking any post that offends you is spam
>Hating on X just to fit in
>Greentexting any minor grammatical error in a post
>Outdated interface is "SOUL"
>No mp4/mp3 support and no webms with audio outside some boards
>Smug anime girls
>Power tripping mods
>#4cuck IRC chatroom
>Captchas everywhere
>4cuck passes
>Moot/Hiro asskissers
>Reminiscing about the old 4cuck days you never lived
>Little ASCII character support
>Sage posting
>Muh japanese culture
>Source code literally stolen from another shit site
>You can't "disrespect" old mascots no one cares about
>Go back to [website]
>X ruined this site
>Text walls about the "golden age" of 4cuck
>Pathetic image size/video length limits
>30+ year olds being edgy
>Obviously fake greentext stories
>Calling out Reddit/Twitter/Iphone filenames
>Abandoned site, news page that was last updated in 2011
>Politics board
>Forgotten site projects, remember the vtuber contest?
>Porn site tier virus ads on some boards
>Avatarfags
>Filtering
>GETs
>Word filters
>Lame banners
>No VPNs allowed
>Public bans
>Yotsuba
>Deliberately entering threads you don't like
>Poster fragility
>Mods attentionwhoring
>Posters who take everything personally
>30+ year old "gamers"
>Crab in a bucket mentality
>Contrarians
>Whoring yourself out for replies
>MS paint comics from 2008
>Incredibly antisocial and insecure userbase
>X board/website
>Self-serve ads
>People who defend their off topic posts as "board culture"
>Lame april fool ""pranks""
>Hurr durr
>"Banter"
>Becoming religious thanks to 4cuck
>NIGGER
>Faggot
>Boards with IDs
>Verified posters
>Applying to become a janitor
>4cuck know-it-alls
>"Meme magic"
>Wizards
>Midwit
>Muh OC
>Countryballs
>Reporting posts
>Rangebans
>4cuck
Brimstone 'cordtranny memes
>thug shaker
>incredible gassy
>boy kisser
>rip bozo
>💀
>speech bubbles
>my reaction to that information
>mr beast
>hood irony
>saul goodman
>skill issue
>repost if _
>vine thud
>femboy
>i can act rather silly at times
>they/them
>nerd emoji
>tiktok watermark
>ambatukam
>♻
>POV:
>patrick bateman
>twitter screenshots
>.mov
>one piece cock edits
>ronnie mcnutt
>yes i am extremely homophobic
>silly cats
>gigachad
>sad spongebob
>there's a pipe bomb in your mailbox
>tyler the creator
>is it gay to _?
>pizza tower
>all our food keeps blowing up
>walter white
>genshin impact
>a mimir
>get real
>hi my name is carmen winstead
>supershock
>goth girl
>hyperborea
>brandon curington
>_ in chat
>the man above me fish react him
>zaza
>gypsy crusader
>rape everyone and leave
>jerma985
>im over here stroking my dick
>the _:
>dog explodes beer keg
>daiper fetish
>thesofthard
>name soundalikes
>sigma male
>looks like my gender is shit
>shadow wizard money gang
>we're laughing at you in vc
>sussy baka
>i raped my hampster
>dommy mommy
>EDP445
>technoblade death
>BNRAN
>its porn that means its funny
>renderforest
>his name is _ look him up
>social credit
>who asked
>watch yo tone nigga
>my little dark age
>it starts with one thing i don't know why
>phonk
>i have two sides
>sissy hypnosis
>billions must _
>turi ip ip
>me when im in a _ competition and my opponent is _
>do not look up _ in gifs
>why won't you adopt me because you're black
>mic up
>hello moderator
>turning into a plushy
>i really respect your opinion, however
>manmade horrors beyond my comprehension
>say _ but replace _ with _
>you're black? blocked
>_ when _ shows up
>if you're reading this…
>da baby doesn't need autotune
>you're french/bri'ish/italian etc
>user is suspected to be a part of an online terrorist organization. Please report any suspicious activity
>discord sex hack
>men twerking
Food Nigger
BOILED NIGGERS
BROILED NIGGERS
ROASTED NIGGERS
GRILLED NIGGERS
POACHED NIGGERS
SLOWCOOKED NIGGERS
MASHED NIGGERS
DEEP FRIED NIGGERS
SMOKE NIGGERS
PICKLED NIGGERS
FREEZE DRIED NIGGERS
CHOCOLATE COVERED NIGGERS
DEVILED NIGGERS
STEAMED NIGGERS
CHEESE STUFFED NIGGERS
DRIED NIGGERS
NIGGER SALAD
Glownigger
I am going to kill the President of the United States Joe Biden. Who lives at 1209 Barley Mill Rd Wilmington DE 19807. This will be the weapon I kill him with.
I'm doing this because Biden refuses to do diplomacy with Russia and the ever growing threat of nuclear weapons. I hope that by doing this, I will be executing a key figure of the WASP Anglo-American power structure. As a lot of people will try to make excuses, I am completely serious, I do not fear the FBI and after this post goes up I will be driving to his house. I put multiple layers of transparent duct tape over my license plates (completely legal) so it'll be extremely hard for people to read my license plate.
In 2020, I was laid off work because of a virus Anthony Fauci manufactured, now I am on multiple government benefits and I'm hanging on by a thread from falling into the pit of homelessness. Ever since this, I have had a burning rage against the DNC and every member of it. My hate grows stronger each day.
In 2016, I voted Donald J. Trump to help FIX THIS COUNTRY, yet he did nothing, I have come to the conclusion that there is NO PEACEFUL SOLUTION. I think the election was stolen, but I also think there were DNC NIGGERS that actually voted Biden into office. I suggest, no, endorse any violence against liberals and DNC operatives until this country is fixed. I think we should kill key figures of the DNC and light fires in colleges.
My passenger seat has about 50 pounds of ANFO sitting on it with a detonator on it, if anything goes south in my journey, I will try to drive near a public school and detonate it, hopefully killing the indoctrinators and the indoctrinatees. You may say killing children is wrong, but it's completely necessary and it's the only way to harm an enemy so deeply rooted in the power structure.
The communists killed tons of innocent people and got their foot in the door, I think we should try the same, except bigger.
Kuzya
2005 : Kuznetsov
2023 : Kuznetsov
3023 : Kuznetsov
5000 : Kuznetsov
10000 : Kuznetsov
Forever : Kuznetsov
No matter what year it is Kuznetsov will always be a legend ❤️ ❤️
Repost this in 15 threads to show your support for kuzya
Your parents will die within 5 years
If you are reading this comment your parents will die within 5 years. To undo this curse you need to copy this and paste it in 2 otherthreads. i'm so, so sorry,please forgive me.
Gay Nigga
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of those' if you catch my drift.
gem because it makes fun of that retarded faggot ls mark
i hate him so fucking much, people who like sonic heroes shouldn't even register as human beings. sonic heroes is one of the shittiest sonic games ever made, and to be honest you could make an argument that its the worst sonic game ever made, even beating out other turds like 06, shadow, boom rise of lyric, forces, etc.
literally nothing about that game is any good. the game controls like garbage. the graphics are somehow worse than adventure 2. the game is supposedly multiplatform yet the ports to xbox and pc are noticeably botched and the ps2 version is inexcusably poor (the ps2 might be shittier than the xbox and gamecube in terms of power but it does not excuse the fact it runs at 30fps while the other versions run at 60). the game is very buggy, i know sonic games were never the pinnacle of coding and this game isn't 06 tier broken, but it's broken enough where it's a detriment. the art style is shit, it tries SO SO HARD to emulate the environments in the Genesis games but it lacks any of the attention to detail those games had so outside of the first level they just look shitty bootlegs of those games. it's no better than the shitty Mario-tier levels Sonic Lost World had or the unnecessary recycling of old zones in Sonic Forces. the voice acting is somehow worse than how it is in Sonic Adventure 2. Ryan Drummond has this urge to yell every single line he says and DONT fucking get me started on the mentally retarded kid they used to voice Tails. the fact Big the Faggot Mentally Disabled Cat is back in any sort of capacity other than an easter egg is sad. Big the Cat is easily one of, if not the worst of Sonic's friends (not counting spinoffs like X, the comics, etc.), he's an unfunny retard with a grating, retarded voice courtesy of the faggot known as Jon St. John WHO NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE ALREADY (duke is cool thoughbeit i just hate Jon St. John). the fact retarded twitter trannies are now acting like Big wasn't anything but a terrible mistake that Sega should cover up as much as possible makes me so enraged. the story is awful. i know Sonic isn't a game meant for its deep themes or plotlines but the "GUYZ... WE'RE... LE SONIC HEROOOOOOOOOOESSSS...FRIENDS... LE GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD" shit is so fucking grating and obnoxious and infantile that it makes me want to snap the game disk in half (other than the fact that Sonic Heroes is a garbage game). the absolutely HIDEOUS CGI renders they use for the artwork and in-game cutscenes are horrifically ugly. the chaos emerald stages are infuriating, not challenging. the multiplayer is a massive step down from SA2 Battle. the game asks you to play the game's campaign FOUR FUCKING TIMES in order to truly complete it, with the only differences being a fucking difficulty slider. oh i'm sorry, i forgot the fact that team chaotix gameplay consists of doing shitty fetch quests. THE SAME, SHITTY FETCH QUESTS YOU DO IN SHADOW, BUT THEY'RE LE GOOOD HERE AND LE BAD IN SHADOW becuase idk, maybe the tranny autists who are so deluded in believing Sonic Heroes has any entertainment value (among other delusions) have nostalgia for it and they seethe at Shadow the Hedgehog for being a nazi incel chud who exercises his second amendment rights. and repeating the same levels THREE MORE FUCKING TIMES without any major changes IS LE GOOOOOOODDDDD but WHEN SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG LETS YOU CHOOSE WHAT LEVELS YOU WANT TO PLAY FROM A LARGE SELECTION THROUGH GAMEPLAY DECISIONS its le bad because "OH NO!!!! YOU MIGHT HAVE TO PLAY WESTOPOLIS TEN TIMES!!! OH MY ST. FLOYD THIS IS THE WROST THING EVER, WHY WOULD I WANNA PLAY WESTOPOLIS TEN TIMES WHEN I CAN PLAY SUCH AMAZING (well to trannies only) LEVELS LIKE RAIL CANYON AND BINGO HIGHWAY!!!!" the bosses are dull and uninspired. Rocket Accel is one of the worst moves in Sonic history. the level up system is unnecessary and makes the game more complicated for no good reason. the level design is trash. it doesn't let you exercise formation switching in any meaningful way. when you see a fan, its power time! when you see a long stretch of land or two parallel walls, it's speed time! when you see a ledge, it's fly time! when you see big enemies with obnoxiously large health bars, its power time again!
i think i've made a clear, impossible to counter (because i'm right) argument for why sonic heroes is an irredeemable piece of trash. but somehow, mentally ill faggots like r/LS "I suck tranny dick and watch shitty cartoons for a living" Mark have came onto the scene with their retarded opinions and their ugly ass cartoonsonas, trying to somehow delude the masses that this shitty game is THE BEST SONIC GAME EVER MADE, let alone good or even passable. they are posers, they are an insult to real Sonic fans, who can recognize that outside of music, there is nothing salvageable from Sonic Heroes, other than lessons on how exactly not to make a Sonic game. yet whenever this poser tries to go against a real GOD of sonic knowledge like Cybershell he gets instantly BTFOd due to how much of a disingenuous retard he really is. in a just world this would be the point where he deletes all of his videos and kills himself out of pure embarrassment of being so BTFOd. but this world is not just, and so he continues to make shitty videos where he sits through 500 episodes of some shitty cartoon and rambles about it for five hours. i hope his fucking retarded mexican bpd whore girlfriend who's like 10 years older than him (probably because no one his age would want to have sex with this retard) fucking leaves him and gaslights him into committing suicide. FUCK HIM
Its da joos vaccine bad
>its da joos
>vaccine bad
>race and iq
>traps are gay
>amerimutt
>41%
>13% 52%
>freemasons
>no hymen no diamond
>n
>buck breaking
>tariq nasheed
>porn bad
>nsg/sig
>aryan
>post nose
>joooos
>bbc is just a meme
>bwc/bgc
>trump supports israel
>hitting the wall
>6 gorillion
>goyim
>circumcision
>patrick cruiser was a JOOOOO!
>romanian iron guard
>tradwives
>racemixing is bad
>redpilled
>indians shit on streets
>americans shart in marts
>racism good
>nord/med
>race war
>proud boys more like proud goys
>nick fuentes more like spic fuentes
>goypod
>onionsboys
>bug protein
>shill
>pol news network
>the chud meme looks like john oliver
Rare alternate version
>its da joos
>klaus schwab
>ze bugs
>pozzed
>tranny 41% suicide rate
>amerimutt
>cucked (adjective)
>natsoc general
>saying nigger is a revolutionary act
>1488
>hitler good
>stalin bad
>i don't look like the chud meme because doreen looks like it
>jidf
>shareblue
>racial iq differences
>racial empathy differences
>racial penis size differences
>drag queen story hour
>b w c
>romanian iron guard
>monkey dildo story hour
>buck breaking
>masks don't work
>mrna vaccine bad
>actually all vaccines bad
>fat women bad
>sneed
>trump supports israel
>adamic race
>world economic forum
>leftypol
>bunkerchan
>all faggots have aids
>prageru more like pragerJU
>stonetoss is le good
>spergzy is le bad
>anarchism is a meme ideology
>but fascism isn't
>gigachud and enbie
>consume product and get excited for new product
>race war
>boogaloo
>nick fuentes bad because he is a spic (fuentes)
>white genocide
>un replacement migration
>protocols of the elders of zion
>antisemitism is funny
>azov battalion good
>putin bad even though he is conservative
>nofap
>mgtow
>roastie
>bleached
>mewing
>circumcision bad
>((()))
>beaner
>gnosticism
>porn bad
>traps bad even though i fap to them
>masturbation machine
>george floyd was on fentanyl
>tradwife
>pol news network
>go back to /gif/
>we will be forced to live in the pod
>the polchud meme looks like john oliver
Soyfag.shitty hate thread
This site is literally Reddit, I've seen nothing interesting ever come out of it.
When was the last time you guys produced something even remotely funny or interesting? All you trannies do is regurgitate the same tired jokes over and over again and circlejerk each other like a personal discоrd hugbox. It's hilariously pathetic how you guys claim that this site is the "last bastion of old 4cuck culture" yet none of your retarded Reddit shit resemble any of it nor do they carry similar spirits to that of the so-called "old 4cuck culture."
I've been on 4cuck since 2016, and only found out about this site merely because someone on /pol/ was spamming "Cobson" in a thread and I asked what "HWABAG" meant. I've seen everything. I can assure you that this site is nothing, NOTHING like old 4cuck. It's a soulless shithole that doesn't serve anything even remotely entertaining or humorous whatsoever, just the same worthless asinine spam over and over again with nothing of variety. Hell, even /pol/ with its funny Kekistan memes was somewhat more tolerable compared to this tranny hugbox, it's like a glorified discоrd chatroom at best with how many attention-starving trannies namedrop eachother (hence the dedicated /incel/ tranny board) and coordinate raids against my homeboard (the most virulently anti-troon one) by spamming it with troonshit and bait threads. You trannies can't even raid properly because muh jannie so you resort to spamming dead (& slow) boards in which jannies don't care enough to moderate, it's like pottery it rhymes.
The fact that you guys constantly brag about the fact that "/qa/ won" is glorious and yet pathetic at the same time, as you trannies lost to the hard-working janitors over here. Of course, you guys like to claim that the sole reason your board got locked is because you raided /lgbt/ but you guys only did that once, it's no wonder you're universally despised by every anon across multiple boards. I'll never forget about the time when some leftypol tranny janny moved my favorite PNN threads (which I used to tune in) to your tranny-infested shitfest that is /qa/. Never in my life have I wanted to answer a random stranger's question, nor do I have to participate in your troon circlejerking clique. You guys have never made a single original meme so you resort to spamming forced tranny memes that your discоrd buddies made, while blissfully unaware that they're forced discоrd tranny memes. How you guys larp as a tranny hating "chud" (bunkertranny 'insult') is way beyond me, you're just left-wing trannies in disguise larping in order to get a rise out of the legitimate right-wing tranny haters. That pretty much summarizes my thoughts on this troon-infested website.
Remember: You /qa/ trannies are NOT and will NEVER be women. Dilate.
Fuck trannies.
Fuck niggers.
Fuck kikes.
Fuck commies.
Fuck jannies.
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY! Fuck /qa/ trannies.
You will never have your board back no matter how many times you try.
/soy/ Lingo
>biblically accurate angels copypasta
>arizona
>-ACK!
>no arrow therefore you say this and look like this
>'jak
>new 'toss
>you will hang, pedophile.
>commiepedotroon
>zeligger
>delete /pol/
>add /fur/
>averi
>foxchud
>cytube
>sharty
>you WILL
>bright blue cat
>'mori
>basil
>built for (x)
>vantablack nigger brimstone
>colorjak
>if this thread stays up for (X) days then (Y)
>it's all i ever drink - homo milk - op
>who are you quoting?
>missed cheese
>marge
>oh so (X) is (Y) now? as expected of (Z)
>kys
>poop2
>sproke
>sobot
>chud
>all me
>susjak
>a24 genre redefining slowburn kino
>it's over
>we're back
>(X) is sharty culture
>the west has fallen
>millions must die
>or something
>soyduel
>>though
>thoughbeit
>oh my god she is so attractive
>jak him
>nate higgers
>'teen
>4th industrial revolution
>trust the science
>eat the bugs and live in the pod
>spam until funny
>oh my fauci
>GO MY PERSONAL ARMY
>ear surgery
>(X) website
>>(X)... LE GOOD!
>noooo you can't ..., because you just can't ok?
>nobody says this
>I say this
>I look like this
>bernkastel
>nigga, im nuts!
>twitter immigrant
>(X)sisters????
>soy wojak
>DOX HIM NOW
>doris
>comfy (X) thread
>(X)cord woke up
>doe
>variant:timothy
>oreo review show
>this thread needs some bumping!
>upzellig
>bocchi
>the men on omaha beach died for this
>soydueling in 2023
>swedish win
>sooty soot
>the splinter
>pissbaby
>posted it again award
>DATAMINING THREAD DO NOT REPLY
>fail
>my wife chino
>fnf nigger pedo
>dotspam
>massreplying
>david thoughie
>colorteen
>the swede
>the lithuanian
>the moroccan
>the cuban
>mexican twink
>shitaly vs shitargentina
>soylita
>hobo with a shotgun
>duke nukem
>james earl cash
>gorillaz
>woahjack
>your front door is unlocked
>ominous
>perish in niggerhell
>i transheart nigger
>froge?
>*attacks you*
>queen of spades
>neutralplier
>mindbroken
>MEDS
>mental asylum
>soyberg
>soystein
>sprokeberg
>do you have any peer-reviewed studies to back that claim
>selfish little fuck
>nigger penis obsession
>geg
>cia funded circus music
>new 'jak just dropped
>gem even tho coal
>troonhou
>bumo
>bumping this gem
>saging this coal
>>wordswordswords
>dough
>soycraft
>a baby genetically engineered to ___
>my ___cuck is so drippy
>nonsense
>_CUCK
>_GOD
>_TROON
>calm
>soor
>da joos
>hwabag
>SOVL
>KUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ DO THIS
>'p
>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
mentally i'll Chudcel
Reddit: my 9 year old daughter wants a BBC Dildo
Normal folks: it’s natural to be curious buy it for her and let her explore her body in safe environment instead of getting pregnant at such a young age. remember lots of lube ;*
Mentally I’ll chudcel: NOOOO if she takes a bbc dildo at 9 how can my inferior whitetoid pecker every satisfy her society is heckin collapsing you are fucking ped0s for doing that even tho I’m the one from the tranime incel ped0 website Nigger nigger nigger! You doin me a heckin genocide! Just imagine that f-fucking juicy 12 inch bbc going into that little white p-pussy DISGUSTING just imagine how she is ruined
f-forever n-no whiteboi will ever be enough… nooooo why is my pecker getting hard!! Heckin genocide!! You did this flippin pornographer Jew! Google: teen with bbc dildo pornhub it’s ok it’s ok it’s ok just a quick look I won’t even touch my pecker . Remember nofap don’t let them win.. you got this *stands up and gives Roman salute
SIEG HEIL.
>How does it make you feel knowing our big, creamy, white dicks are what your women crave, niggers? Women simply don't want shit-coloured penises; that's a fact. Who'd want to suck on a piece of shit unless they had some sort of scat fetish? Face it, niggers, your futile attempts at cucking us is making you look desperate and in dire need of pussy. But you won't get any. Not a single woman, white or black, wants black dick unless they have a mental disorder. Everyone wants our creamy white dick. No, not want, they NEED our creamy white dick. Even if your birth defected penises are an inch or two longer, most women will still prefer ours. Why? Because we know how to use it, and it doesn't look like something she just shat out 10 minutes prior. You niggers have attempted to reverse the roles given to you by society, but your rusty chains remain because you simply don't have enough intelligent thought to understand what kind of hornets nest you're prodding your shit-dicks into. That's the stuff you niggers have wet dreams over; imagining fucking your master's wives, sisters and mothers because it's what we've done to you for so long. It's understandable really, you just want a little piece of the cake, but like a dog, you will remain on the floor and receive only tidbits we throw your way. And that's only if you're lucky. All two ounces of your nigger brain is fighting against what we're doing, but you can't stop us. We already won hundreds of years ago, and your women are thankful for us. We provide them with homes, infrastructure, water, electricity, and of course, our creamy, white cocks, which they love to suck on. Take a look at Africa; when we freed you niggers and let you be, your wasteland became worse; plagued with disease and drought; poorly built shanty houses made from shit and twigs. You can't even get a clean source of water. This is irrefutable evidence as to why you need us. But we don't need you. Bow down, niggers. White master race.
Soyteen advice for alpha male
Me and my New waifu, Met her on a dating app called Amazon, I had such good experiences with her, she was like any other White girl N.E.E.T. who only watches Polish Propaganda and Chinese cartoons. I took her to my local Liberal town Resturant and buyed her a snickers Bae, I later fed her and rubbed her mouth with it like a Lube , she chewed the chocolate bar 🍫 and looked like a Indian girl after I did that, What happened, She was not Cherry White anymore. I decided to call her Madeline Fags, as her red hair and poopy skin reminded me of a cigar(fag) and her real name was Madeleine Fogg or some smelly French SHIRT. Always I went back home and got dirty looks from the ghetto and oppressed Black Men in the industrial neighborhood, they probably didn't like my politically incorrect minion goggles or something? I went home and decided to go on my doll unconsented Kuz of bordem, she didn't care. I later unboxed my new Nintendo game, Dream Daddy, a queer classic, Madeline did not look like she had boobs, although she had no sonny bones so she a cunt. I leave her by herself to do whatever she wants on my apple Mac, and eat French Fries, what are your thoughts on her
Dear niggers,
How does it make you feel knowing our big, creamy, white dicks are what your women crave, niggers? Women simply don't want shit-coloured penises; that's a fact. Who'd want to suck on a piece of shit unless they had some sort of scat fetish? Face it, niggers, your futile attempts at cucking us is making you look desperate and in dire need of pussy. But you won't get any. Not a single woman, white or black, wants black dick unless they have a mental disorder. Everyone wants our creamy white dick. No, not want, they NEED our creamy white dick. Even if your birth defected penises are an inch or two longer, most women will still prefer ours. Why? Because we know how to use it, and it doesn't look like something she just shat out 10 minutes prior.
You niggers have attempted to reverse the roles given to you by society, but your rusty chains remain because you simply don't have enough intelligent thought to understand what kind of hornets nest you're prodding your shit-dicks into. That's the stuff you niggers have wet dreams over; imagining fucking your master's wives, sisters and mothers because it's what we've done to you for so long. It's understandable really, you just want a little piece of the cake, but like a dog, you will remain on the floor and receive only tidbits we throw your way. And that's only if you're lucky.
All two ounces of your nigger brain is fighting against what we're doing, but you can't stop us. We already won hundreds of years ago, and your women are thankful for us. We provide them with homes, infrastructure, water, electricity, and of course, our creamy, white cocks, which they love to suck on. Take a look at Africa; when we freed you niggers and let you be, your wasteland became worse; plagued with disease and drought; poorly built shanty houses made from shit and twigs. You can't even get a clean source of water. This is irrefutable evidence as to why you need us. But we don't need you.
Bow down, niggers. White master race.
You are so stupid it's genuinely absurd
You are so stupid it's genuinely absurd, it's like watching some idiot with down syndrome yell "POOP POOP SHIT IM A FUCKING DUMBASS HEHEHEHE" and then laughing to thesmelves because "the normal people cant understand me" being an incomprtehensible fucking idiot doesn't make you superior to anyone in any way. You have done literally nothing to me. Yeah, I'm mad, so what? I should be mad that people like you are allowed to form communities and pull stunts like this. I should be mad you were groomed into whatever the fuck it is you believe with ironic memes in the first place. Me being upset over what is essentially thinly veiled harassment doesnt vindicate you at all.
Lee Lingo
>die
>burn
>bleed
>kys
>slit your throat
>Die out
>Die in pain
>Die painfully
>Die you fucking Barneyfag
>Die you degenerate Barneyfag
>Get killed
>Drink bleach
>Hang yourself
>Kill yourself
>Swallow lead
>Shoot yourself
>I want you fucking dead
>I hope you die
>Jump off a cliff
>Bleed yourself dry
>Dump yourself into a river
>Break yourself apart
>Stab your eyes out
>Become an ISIS victim
>Hack yourself apart
>You won't be great
>I'd hate to be you
>Your life is shallow
>For some reason, you thought that posting this would put you on the moral high ground.
>For some reason, you thought that posting this would be an epic BTFOing of who you're attacking.
>I want to remind everyone that you felt that forcing people to look at this would make them sympathize with your "cause".
>FUCKING DIE.
>AND BLEED TO DEATH.
>HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU FAGS TO LET GO OF YOUR SHITTY CHILDRENS SHOW
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING HANGED
>YOU'LL BE MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD
>YOU'LL BE TAKEN OUT AND FUCKING SHOT
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING EVISCERATED
>YOU'LL BE STABBED IN THE FUCKING THROAT
>YOU'LL BE LEFT FOR DEAD
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING EXECUTED
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING NAILED TO BURNING CROSSES
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING TORCHED
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING ABACINATED
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING BURNED ALIVE
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING BEATEN TO SHIT
>YOU'LL BE FUCKING CHOKED OUT
>OREGON WILL BE NUKED CC
>SISTERS WILL BE NUKED CC
>YOU'LL BE DROWNED IN THE FUCKING THAMES BRITISH SCUM
>YOU'LL BE DROPPED OFF BIG BEN BRITISH SCUM
>LONDON WILL BE FUCKING NUKED BRITISH SCUM
>YOU'LL BE DROPPED OFF THE EIFFEL TOWER FILTHY FRANC
>YOU'LL BE DROWNED IN THE FUCKING SEINE FILTHY FRANC
>THE OUTBACK WILL BE FUCKING NUKED AUSFREAK
>YOU'LL BE DROPPED OFF THE Q1 AUSFREAK
>Fuck off vendettafag, stop harassing me
>NECK YOURSELF JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH
>BUTCHER YOURSELF ESL RETARD
>OH, I FUCKING UNDERSTAND. I FUCKING UNDERSTAND YOU WANT TO ELIMINATE THE WORLD OF ANY ANTI-BRONIES, OR ANYONE WHO SHOWS ANY REMOTE DISINTEREST IN THE SHOW SO YOU CAN SHAME THEM UNTIL THEY BECOME FANS OR THEY START SPAMMING MLP EVERYWHERE LIKE YOU DO. IT'S AN INSIDIOUS FUCKING AGENDA THAT'LL LEAVE YOU AS A COLD DEAD PIECE OF MEAT
>GO SHOOT UP A FUCKING SCHOOL IF YOU'RE SO FIRM IN YOUR BELIEF THAT THE WAY TO REALLY MAKE IT IN LIFE IS TO GET PEOPLE AS RILED UP AS POSSIBLE. BECAUSE APPARENTLY, BY YOUR FUCKING STANDARDS, YOU'LL BE HEAVEN'S DIVINE GRACE BY SHOOTING A BUNCH OF FUCKING CHILDREN. THEN YOU'LL GET A BUNCH OF FUCKING PEOPLE GIVING YOU "LE EBIN REACTIONS", AND IT MIGHT GET YOU FUCKING KILLED AS WELL
>YOU CLEARLY CAN'T SEE LIFE BEYOND "DURR MLP GREAT! BRONIES GOOD! NORMIES BAD!" IT'S AN INSIDIOUS AGENDA THAT'LL LEAVE YOU DEAD.
>I DON'T BELIEVE THAT BULLSHIT FOR A FUCKING SECOND GIVEN HOW YOU BELIEVE HER LIFE'S WORK IS WHAT GIVES YOUR LIFE YOUR VERY SHALLOW "PURPOSE", AND IT'LL LEAD TO YOUR FUCKING RUIN
>THE FACT THAT YOU FUCKING THINK YOU'RE SOMEHOW JUSTIFIED ENOUGH IN SPAMMING YOUR GARBAGE TO BOAST ABOUT IT, EVEN IGNORING THE COMPLAINTS LEVERAGED BY THOSE WHO DON'T WANT TO INVOLVE THEMSELVES WITH YOU REALLY SHOWS HOW MUCH OF AN INSIPID BEING YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH TRYING TO CONVERT THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD TO YOUR GARBAGE FANBASE. YOU THINK THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD SHOULD BE SATURATED IN NOTHING BUT MLP. TO YOU, IT ISN'T EVEN ENOUGH THAT PEOPLE CAN'T JUST NOT LIKE IT, APPARENTLY YOU THINK THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE IT NEED TO HAVE IT FORCED UPON THEM AND THAT THOSE WHO FURTHER DISSENT WILL HAVE DEFAMOUS PHOTOSHOPS PROLIFERATED OF THEM FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. THIS IS ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT, THIS IS ALL YOU EVER WANT ANYTHING TO BE, TO YOU EVERYTHING SHOULD REVOLVE AROUND MLP AND LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE. YOU THINK IT'S THE ONLY THING ANYONE SHOULD EVER WATCH. YOU THINK THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE THE SHOW. THE ONLY ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU CAN EVER BOAST ABOUT ARE SPREADING THIS GARBAGE TO THE POINT WHERE OTHER PEOPLE REPOST THEM, AND YOU'RE PROMOTING THIS AS A WAY OF LIFE THAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE LIVING. YOUR EXISTENCE REVOLVES ONLY AROUND BEING A MALICIOUS SCUMBAG, AND IF YOU DIED IN AN ACCIDENT TOMORROW, WHICH I HOPE HAPPENS, I WILL NOT SHED A FUCKING TEAR
>NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE
>EAT SHIT AND KYS
>BLEED YOUR FUCKING BLOOD OUT
>DROWN YOURSELF IN ACID
>BREAK YOUR FUCKING SPINE
>BLEED YOURSELF DRY
>CHOKE ON YOUR BLOOD YOU LITERAL WASTE OF LIFE
>HAVE YOUR FUCKING LIMBS TORN OFF
>DRINK BLEACH AND DIE OF INFECTION
>LITERALLY TEAR YOUR ORGANS OUT
>PUT YOURSELF IN A FUCKING WOOD CHIPPER
>SWALLOW LEAD
>DUMP YOURSELF INTO A RIVER
>EXECUTE YOURSELF
>SLICE YOURSELF OPEN
>STAB YOUR EYES OUT
>BREAK YOUR FUCKING BONES
>GET EVISCERATED
>JUMP OFF A FUCKING CLIFF
>FALL FROM THE TOP OF A SKYSCRAPER
>COMMIT AN HERO
>SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FUCKING TEMPLE
>SKIN YOURSELF ALIVE
>BECOME DEAD
>DRAIN THE BLOOD OUT OF YOUR VESSELS
>PULL YOUR EYES OUT OF THEIR FUCKING SOCKETS
>GET LOCKED IN A FUCKING CASKET
>BRING YOURSELF TO DEATH
>HACK YOURSELF APART
>FORCE YOURSELF INTO GAS CHAMBERS
>SPILL YOUR BLOOD
>CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF
>GET RUN OVER BY A PICKUP TRUCK
>JUMP IN FRONT OF AN ONCOMING SUBWAY TRAIN
>GET EATEN BY PIRANHAS
>MAKE YOUR DEATH HAPPEN
>TAKE A BULLET TO YOUR FUCKING CHEST
>GET HANGED FROM A FUCKING NOOSE
>INCINERATE YOURSELF
>COLLAPSE YOUR LUNGS
>TURN YOURSELF INTO CHARS
>THROW YOURSELF INTO AN ACID LAKE
Lee Lingo 2
>Hang yourself shill
>I can't wait for the day your skull is cracked you piece of shit
>Nice way to make not people like you, you literal cretin.
>Fucking drink a gallon of Scope.
>At least I'm not a literal degenerate shill like you are.
>Please have your fucking limbs cut off.
>I just wish you would get fucking gutted you goddamn abomination
>Please have your fucking tongue cut off and shoved down your throat so that you fucking choke on it and suffocate you literal waste of life.
>It's absolutely stunning how the thought of someone cutting off your fingers with an axe so no one has to look at your drivel again escapes your thought process.
>I don't give a fuck, your endless shilling is calling for someone to cut open your stomach and strangling you with your own intestines.
>I think looking at your arrogance should hopefully be a crucial reminder to people why they need to cut off your arms and legs and beat you to death with them.
>You're just asking for someone to pour a full tank of lighter fluid onto your body, with a lit match following shortly, and then you feel the pain of the heat burning your flesh off your human frame.
>The fact that you haven't somehow ended up getting into a car crash with shards of glass intensely piercing your body and slicing through your organs is a testament to how there is no justice in this world.
>It's shit like this that already makes me want to crush your fucking kneecaps with an aluminium baseball bat.
>At this point, there is no reason someone shouldn't be tearing your lungs out of your chest simply to watch you run out of oxygen you fucking piece of shit
>You're not one to talk, you're literally trying to shill a garbage show for toddlers where it's not wanted, literal cancer of humanity.
>You're the kind of shit that no one wants to clean up, but they have to do it knowing that it would make the world a better place, and when you're done with, the world WILL be a better place.
>If anything, at the end of the day, you're the one who deserves to be in the electric chair for just being a complete stain on society. You will be the one who watches the lights dim as your life ends.
>At the end of the day, all this will lead to is another footnote as a brony horror story as to why you're literal subhumans, and another reason as to why no one should ever associate with your cult.
>Let me just say that when the day of the rope comes, you will be first in line, and the world will rejoice knowing that you have been finally been purged of your life.
>The fact that you're even perpetuating virtual warfare like this is absolutely fucking petty and is only an indicator of your OWN priorities, simply because I'm just telling you to fuck off, as the mods have done for many years. And guess what, if this is the shit that you'll pull, then they have every reason to.
>If anything, that's only showing the lack of self-control that YOU have, that YOU can't keep to yourself, that YOU can't respect other's spaces, that YOU think the world revolves around you to the point where you think everyone needs to comply with what you think, that YOU are the real problem.
>Historically, mods have never really cared about /qa/ too much, mainly because it's just a dumping ground for people to get their complaints about the site out of the way, but they'll come by and take a look at the shit you're pulling, and they'll clean your shit up good.
>There's still a minimum level of decency, and they still realize that your shit has no place here.
>They'll delete your bullshit, along with others who spam here. Please die, you waste of life shill.
>I'm just wishing that your face would get torn off for being the shit stain you are.
>The way things are, you pieces of shit have no place here.
>Just accept that's not going to change any time soon, and know your place.
>No one would've given a fuck if that ban-evading Argentinian pedophile didn't have a fucking problem with me, and generally, he had already been shitting up the site for quite a while at that point. He clearly cared way too fucking much.
Total Nigga Cancelation
Cancel niggas ❌. Demontime on niggas 👿😠. Drop niggas to Waffle Houses 🏪. Kobe a nigga into the trashcan 🖐. Bussify niggas hair wit the zoomer perm 💇♂️. Discord pack niggas 🔥. Scam niggas 🏧. Get sturdy on a nigga 🕺. Clip niggas fade line 💈. Trail a nigga like Animan 👨👨🦰👨. Noclip niggas to the Backrooms 🌽. Crossover a nigga's ankles 🏀. Cut of a niggas beatswitch 🎧. Provoke niggas into skill issue vibes 🗣. Fade niggas than a hoe 👧. Send niggas to Ohio 💀💀. Feed niggas Pink Sauce 🍶. Dox a nigga IP address 🏡. Pop a cap in a nigga's ass 🔫. Slide in a nigga's mom's DMs 👩🦱. Threaten niggas in Minecraft ⛏. Thugify niggas zoom meetings 📲🤙. Leak a nigga mixtape 🎼. Bang a nigga's shawty 😻. Rate nigga albums mid 🔢. Upload niggas to WorldStar 🎙⭐. Snatch niggas from the Victory Royale 🏆. Rizz a nigga sidehoe 💅🏿💋. Ruin niggas vibes 😡. Fry niggas alive the Ocky Way 👨🍳🗽. Destroy niggas attention span 😪🛏. Steal niggas sneakers 👟👟. Diss on a nigga's fake Yeezys 😂🤣. Hit a devious lick on niggas 👿. Pull up on niggas wit the stick 🏑. Hijack niggas whips wit a charging cable 🚗.
Appletun plushie
>WHY YES I DO FUCKING HAVE A COLLECTION OF APPLETUN PLUSHIES AT HOME
>HOPEFULLY JAMAL WILL LET ME BUY ANOTHER CUTE HECKING APPLE BOI PLUSHIE THROUGH AMAZON PRIME WHILE DRIVING HIS FAT BLACK BULL THROUGH MY WIFE'S BLOWN OUT MEATBALL SUB
>OH MY F*CK MEGAN I KNOW YOU'RE OCCUPIED WITH TAKING MY GOOD BUDDY, JAMAL DANIEL-SHANIQUES' BLACK SUCCULENT THROBBING COCK RIGHT NOW BUT OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE I JUST BOUGHT THE CHONKIEST HECKIN APPLETUN PLUSHIE IN COURTESY OF MY COLLECTION OF APPLETUN PLUSHIES
>SHAMAL I DIDN'T PAY YOU TO JUST STAND AROUND I PAID YOU TO ADMIRE MY COLLECTION OF APPLETUN PLUSHIES AND FUCK MY WIFE you dumb fucking NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!
>YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT JAMAL!!!!! My APPLETUN PLUSHIES flow through my viens!!!!!
>ain't scared of you nigga boy!!! jiggaboo! black sonsabitch! yeah come get me tyrone!! you may fuck my wife with your BBC but as long as-
>*choke* ja-*choke* jama-*choke* jamal please let me go i didn't mean to call *choke* you *choking* please let go jamal you're not a nigger-OWWW no...no jamal please nooo not my collection of appletun funko pop collection nooooooo DON'T SMASH IT NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER JAMAL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN APPLE BOI NOOOOOOO JAMAL YOU FUCKING NIGGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE FUCKING HAPPENING NOOOOO NIGGERNNIGERRNIGERNGIERNGINIGER NIGGERNIGGGGGGGGGGGERNIGGER
99 Words For Coons
Jigs and nogs and boons and groids, blackamoors and picka ninnies, moving targets, liver lippers jungle bunnies, farm equipment, rubber lips and snake head slaves, eggplant porters and gator bait. Every day I probably use, 99 words for coons. Brillo heads and congoloids, crips and bloods, blackie boys, cotton pickers, monkey shufflers, Obama’s sons and bootlip shuckers. Shit lip shitskins swing from trees apes and filthy chimpanzees, bongo thumpers, cranial pubes. 99 words for coons. Fecal crackheads, nigger fail, gutter monkey, sheboon whales, lips like saucers, traffic stoppers, knuckle draggers, niglet ploppers, brillos, moolies, octaroonies, concrete domes and marching looties, pimped out caddies, red ass boons. 99 words for coons. Midnight cricket, old sambo, redbone hoes and potato nose, jiggers, noggers, nigger knockers, bucks and screaming ghetto lobster, africooners, afro sheen, piles of shit and welfare queens, jenkem huffers, spoonbill boon. 99 words for coons. Chainlink jumpers, bluegum humpers, garbage baggy niglet dumpers, fecalrillas, looter coonday, high yellows hating mondays. Congo bongos, kaffir skin, rockfish season, jigs can’t swim. There’s lots of names for nigs, it’s true. You will learn to hate those coons too.
Die Ausfag
You literal nigger.
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Bruce Nigel LeNaur de Downunder. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that Australia can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Papuan jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
You nigger.
You make India look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Baltimore of Oceania.
Go fertilise the outback with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. New Zealandic cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Australian "man" provided for a family.
Die, Bruce. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.
WHITE FUTURE
The year is 2045. The Africans lives under WHITE RULE. All black males are sissified. Black women live to serve WHITE KINGS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to Africas WHITE FUTURE.
Tyrone Lang remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New Germany, where he hides his beautiful brown step-sister from the clutches of the brutal New Germany army.
As musclebound white soldiers prowl the countryside searching for fertile black women, Tyrone will stop at nothing to protect sweet Shaniqua‘s purity. In his pink-and-blue wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Alex gives his tender black body to a gang of pitiless white alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Tyrone prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.
Acclaimed author and pro domme Blackney Tyrone presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. Her powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The WHITE KINGS have their way with Tyrone’s sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.
Experience the true power of white bulls in white jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of WHITE FUTURE, the first book in Blackney Tryone’s brand new series.
Kill Frogtroons
Kill frogtroons, cut frogtroons in half, stab frogtroons to death behead frogtroons rape frogsissies run over frogtroons with a steam roller, shove rocks into frogtroons colocas, kill frogtrannies, roundhouse kick frogtrannies into compromised ponds, poison frogtroon swamps with aids, turn frogtroons into sissy sluts for big soy cock through estrogen and hormones in their water supply, buck break frogtroons until their green bussies pop, make frogtroons fall into giant machines that send them to the plates of frenchoids, make frogtroons watch each boil in the pots, boil frogtroons, eat frogtroons alive, rape frogtroon women with bsc, stab frogtroons, expose frogtroons nigger dick spamming history, delete frogtroons discord acounts, delete frogtrannies script bots with malware, jump-kick frogtroons into electric fences, push frog-trannies into saw-mills, decapitate frog-trannies and skull-fuck their eyesockets, assrape a frogtroon and put vaseline on your penis and then slid it in and out until the frogtroon sharts xershelf, run frog-troons over with a combine harvester, toss a frog-troon into boiling acid, cut off a frog-troons hands, rape aspie, kill behead and murder frog-trannies children, decapitate frog-troons, cut out a frog-trannies innards, smash the skull of a frog-troon, make frog-trannies play russian roulette, force the WEF and dr.fauci to give a frog-trannies monkeypox, replace Frog-trannies meals with MSG spiked slop to make their sperm count lower, use a voodo-doll on a frogtranny, uppercut frogtrannies into industrial equpiment, impale frog-trannies on a spike, freeze frog-trannies hands and shatter them with a hammer, remove a frog-trannies senses, cut off a frog-trannies nose, decapitate frog-trannies with a weed whacker, pour poison into a frog-trannies open mouth while they're sleeping, slam dunk a frog-troon's off-spring into a lawnmower 's path, introduce hostile predators into a frog-troons habitat, gouge out a frog-trannies eyes and replace them with fecal matter, hang a frog tranny with their disemboweled intestines
Aside from the fact that the 11-year-old kid was Mexican, this nigger, this dumb fucking thug stabbed him to death. For no reason. He had no motive. He just killed a kid and ran off.
So, I have no intention of being a poster boy for the black community because I'm smarter than most of them. And it gives me migraines to think that all the general black community can do at this point is race-bait, sell drugs, kill for petty to no reason, shoot hoops, beat people up, eat fried chicken all the time, embrace the stereotype and saying "we wuz kingz", when the "speakers" of this shitty community include the faggot Gazi Kodzo and the Jamar Clark "JarJarDinduNuffin" crowd and when more and more black people are becoming SJWs and teaching about "white privilege" in universities instead of taking responsibility for their own fucking actions and solving the real problem.
As the liberal and SJW crowd continues to expand itself, I feel left out. As someone wanting Trump to win this election, niggers hate me, spics hate me, women hate me. /Pol/ probably hates me to an extent. And I just want to cry in a corner in my bedroom like a faggot knowing this shit is happening and it influences people that have a terrible influence on my childhood and college year, ruining it for the sake of pushing an agenda and keeping black people "with themselves".
So fuck niggers. It's pointless to defend them, help them or marry them.
Zoomer Moment
L + don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio
I just bumo'd this bread
I just bumo'd this bread.
FAQ
What does this mean?
Your bread is now at the top of the catalog, page one.
Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may bumo a bread to be worthy of a bump. These include, but are not limited to:
high effort bread
gemmy posts
original sharty content
Am I promoted on soyjak.party?
No - not yet. But you should continue to bake breads like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue a formal ban request to the multiple moderators that I know, which may put your replying and posting privileges in jeopardy.
I don't believe my bread deserves a bumo reply. Can you un-bumo it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But unfortunately, it is impossible to undo it. Even if it was possible, I would only do it in exceedingly rare circumstances If you would like to issue a good natured apology, create a bread with the title “bumo ban”. I tend to respond to threads within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of apologies are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the bumo reply and move on. Here's something to take into consideration: your behavior is exceptional on soyjak.party. I will continue to issue bumo replies on similar breads unless post quality reduces. Remember: soyjak.party is privilege, not a right.
I just saged this thread
I just saged this thread.
FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of bumps (points) on your thread account has not increased by my reply.
Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a thread to be unworthy of a bump. These include, but are not limited to:
Am I banned from soyjak.party?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making threads like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue a formal ban request to the multiple moderators that I know, which may put your replying and posting privileges in jeopardy.
I don't believe my thread deserves a saged reply. Can you un-sage it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But unfortunately, it is impossible to undo it. Even if it was possible, I would only do it in exceedingly rare circumstances If you would like to issue a good natured apology, create a thread with the title “sage unban”. I tend to respond to threads within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of apologies are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the saged reply and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on soyjak.party. I will continue to issue saged replies on similar threads until you improve your conduct. Remember: soyjak.party is privilege, not a right.
I just saged your post
You've been saged.
I just saged your post.
FAQ
Q:What does this mean?
A:I replied to your thread without bumping it.
Q:Why did you do this?
A:There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of a bump. These include, but are not limited to:
Rudeness towards other 4cuckners, Spreading incorrect information, Sarcasm not correctly flagged with /s.
Q: Am I banned from 4cucknel?
A: No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional sage, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.
Q: I don't believe my post deserved a sage. Can you un-sage it?
A: Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a sage. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a (You) explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to (You)s within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of sage appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
Q: How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
A: Accept the sage and move on. But learn from this mistake; your behavior will not be tolerated on 4cucknel.org. I will continue to issue sages until you improve your conduct. Remember: The use of 4cucknel is a privilege, not a right.
Saged, reported, etc
Saged, reported, hidden, called the mods, emailed moot, emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, and called the Party Van.
I just broke this threads hymen
First reply, I just broke this threads hymen.
Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.
Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply and you'll never experience this thread the way I did and this thread will never feel the way it felt about me about you.
Its over, you might as well just go post on reddit and talk about how much of a "man" you are for replying on a thread that I pumped and dumped. Have fun with my scraps, cucks.
DEAR NIGGERS
DEAR NIGGERS,
Face the facts, NIGGERS, your race is a failed race because you’re a feckless, unruly, uncivilised horde of feral proto-humans. You never figured out how to live in a society bigger than one or two squabbling families. Starting thousands of years ago, everyone else on this planet without exception did – they invented religion, the idea of law, and the ideas of property and respect for the value of human life. This enabled tribes to coalesce into bigger groups and become organised. The rest is history, or rather civilisation.
But your lot never did this, did they? Abstract thought and problem- solving have never been the black man’s strengths, have they? Did they invent a long-lived and intellectually coherent religion? Nope. Did they ever build a city? Nope. Did they even invent bricks? Nope (the reason there’s no Stonehenge in Africa is because it took more than 20 people to move the slabs of rock – clearly a non-starter in Africa, where assembling more than 20 niggers normally results in a war). Did they till the land? Nope. Did they domesticate an animal for their use? Nope. Did they invent a written language? Nope. Did they invent the wheel? Mainly, nope. Were they curious enough about what lay out across the sea to sail upon it? Nope.
Whenever blacks achieve a certain critical mass numerically in a pre- existing non-black society, they start to exhibit their natural feral behaviour and to turn their environment back into a recognisably African, essentially Stone Age one. Thus, Africa has the jungle; black enclaves have “da ‘hood.” Large groups of “African-Americans” at liberty in the west actually deliberately break themselves down into smaller, tribal hordes, because they feel uneasy in and unaccustomed to a larger society. Negro gangs of twenty to fifty individuals assert their rights to “tag” other people’s property through gang violence, but fail to co-operate otherwise.
Twitter
this is the first and only time I'll be posting on here. i found this site using twitter and came here because i wanted to find more funny wojacks. but i came to an unpleasant surprise. blatant. blatant. transphobia. im a transwoman myself so this is highly offensive. how can you guys live with yourselfs
please faggot
please faggot... Please fucking die...... Just fucking die forever you faggot... Kill yourself you stupid retard faggot... you piece of shit
Bix Nood
bix nood muh fugga co bin do dat muhfugga wup da do gump bix a mutha fugga po bo poo dat doo wat da doo bix nodd muh fugga dat
dat shieett fr on dat muhfuggin sheeet dude gotta do bo poo poo muhfugga rres me bruthas fo dugs and bed an shieeet mihfugga
sup dat wat do copa dat dude dat poom boo muh fuggin wad da dood tomad do watta do muhhfugga bix nood wuttbba bubba mo do doaad bix wubba da do did bix nood coppa dat muthafucka wabba dat dude muthfucking cop ho ass muthafucka coppa dat homo nigger wahat dat dude muthafucka bix nood coppa that ho that dude that muthafucking hoe ass nigga mutha fucka wabba dat dood mutha fucka dat nigga bix nood po muh gib dat tum muha fuggin bix nood cosbon
mup da dooo bim tum dat muh fugga bix nood wat da dood ass mutha fucka da dum to tum to that coppa ho that dude bix nood coppa that hoe muthafuckin slop nigger
cof fin dub do bo ho ass mutha fucka mup da doo les me ask yo muthafugga bo bin a qus tun muhfugga
cof bin bo ho dat ass muhfugga bin bo dat shieeet my nigger what da fucka dat bo bin shieeet co bin bo dat what ever the fuck what da doo boo baht wup dat bo bin dat co muhfugga
Top 10 Niggers
It's time for another top 10 list, today we'll be looking at the top 10 niggers of all time
Number 10: Obama
Number 9: Michael Jackson
Number 8: Tyrone Niggerson
Number 7: Jamal McBlackdick
Number 6: My dad (who left me)
Number 5: Jesus
Number 4: The Egyptians
Number 3: Louis Armstrong
Number 2: Morgan Freeman
Honorable mentions: Muhammad Ali, Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King Jr, Malcolm X, Yuri Kuznetsov
And finally at number 1 we have... (YOU)
Yes, (you)! (You) are a nigger! A fat lip shitskin coon that is (you)!
And there you have it folks, our top 10 niggers of all time, hope you enjoyed it!
Finally some good bait
Finally some good bait.
I'm glad we are in the company of a genius like yourself who knows the weeks of planning that goes behind any of these decisions. Surely you wouldn't be thinking I only listen to one person spamming in red text when I make a choice, after all you're a very incredibly brilliant mind. You'd probably also know that I've been speaking with past soyteens and current soyteens about what they think of the site and what they'd like changed. I'm thinking your mind is wasted here making 140 character twitter clapbacks, and you should probably apply for MIT or as a police detective since you are so certain of the things that have happened without any evidence or thought put into it by yourself.
I'll be home in an hour or so.
no one absolutely nobody (barneyfag edition)
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Still nobody:
Not a single soul:
Literally no one in the whole universe:
Not even tk47:
Stupid Barneyfag: *Makes a GR15-breaking post*
Lee Goldson: I'm about to end this mans whole career
[everyone disliked that]
MLP Royal Guards: Wait that's illegal
British scum: Ok that was lowkey on point
Pickle Twilight Sparkle: *slaps roof of thread* Spike did I ever tell you about the time I turned myself into a pony pickle? It was an epic moment.
Spike: *Is retarded*
JustPassingThrough: *Passes through*
Señor Huevos: Don't google the MLP friendship is magic episode "Make New Friends but Keep Discord"
[Lee googles "Make New Friends but Keep Discord"]
Dj Vinyl Scratch: Congratulations Lee, you just played yourself
Rainbow Dash: *flies past lee* OOOHH I dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
Princess Celestia: You're breathtaking!
Ban-evading Argentinian: I bet I can take on Lee
Lee Goldson/x86x2: You sure about that
Lee Goldson/x86x2: Stabs all barneyfags and rips all their intestines
Squidward_mouth_open_awestruck.jpg: Wait that's illegal
[Everyone liked that]
Lee Goldson: Am I a joke to you?
Stewie Griffin: There's no way leebaiting can be good agai....
FILTHYFRANC: Hold my beer
CC joined the chat
DRWolf: So... Lee Goldson, what's on your mind?
David Joyner: Welcome to the dark side of MLP
Homer Simpson: MaRgE i'M cOnFuSeD
Average /pol/troon
>uses terms like "slide thread" on the sharty
>gets soyquoted, busts out the trannyjak folder (its the only soyjak he has saved)
>dont agree with him? must be a glowie cuck da cia joooden
>wont shut up about how much he hates zoomers, forgets hes on a zoomer site
>constantly falls for bait
>one polfag got so angry, he made a twitter account and started to shill the site to alt right larp accounts
>doesn't know a thing about the site, will call you a tranny joo nigger kike if you correct him on his inane conspiracies
>gets upset when someone says "delete pol"
>he makes looksmaxxing threads on soy
>compares his baste qnd and aryan eye color on the soyjak website
>posts gore when he gets upset
>has 50 different European statistics images, showcasing who is really white (is brown and/or lives in america)
↑Nah this goofy ahh nigga just uploaded his own trash ahh pasta that one else uses here💀💀
SOYJAK: THE MOVIE
>*Why Can't We Be Gems starts playing*
THIS SUMMER
TWO UNLIKELY FRIENDS ARE ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE LOT
CLOSER
>*Cut to scene in a school classroom*
>Feraljak: Why don't you go and EAT THE BUGS! HA!
>Cobson: I will as soon as you have sex with dat BBC, dusty coal!
>*Both stick their tongue at each other*
TWO RIVALS, FORCED TO WORK TOGETHER AS ONE
>*Teacher walks into the classroom*
>Teacher: Feraljak, Cobson, you are both to work together on the school science fair!
>Feraljak and Cobson: NOO000000000!!!!!!
AND ALTHOUGH THEY MAY HATE EACH OTHER
>Feraljak: We should make the project about proving eating the bugs is better for you than BBC!
>Cobson: Screw you, coal! How about we make the project on how feraltroons lost!
>Feraljak: You will never be a real gem, freak!
>Cobson: Meds and BBC, now!
>*Feraljak and Cobson repeat those two lines louder and louder while slowly getting closer to each other's faces*
IN THE END, THEY'RE ONE IN THE SAME
>Feraljak: Why don't we do a project on the benefits of wearing the mask!
>Cobson: That's actually not a bad idea, Feral.
>*Small montage of them doing the project and bonding*
IN A MOVIE EXPERIENCE, YOU'LL NEVER FORGET
>Cobson: You know Feraljak, I actually had a lot of fun doing this with you...
>Feraljak: Yeah I guess, you're pretty cool, for a shit tier wojack... heh...
>*Feraljak and Cobson slowly start to hold hands*
>*Both of them almost kiss before screen cuts to black*
>*Movie title fades in*
Chuddit
>be reddit obsessed middle school outcast in run up to 2016 election
>everyone seems to hate trump because he's an asshole
>everyone seems to hate me because i'm an asshole
>begin to rabidly worship him
>join subreddits devoted to him
>he wins le epic win xD
>haha everyone is upset and crying over racism I'll be a le edgy racist and make them even angrier for the lulz
>fast forward 2018
>WHAT?!? They banned my heckin favorite subreddit for racism?? WTF WHITE GENOCIDE!!!!!
>freak out, nowhere to get le ebin trump maymays
>check discord named Thug Shaker because we watch black gay porn for the lulz
>everyone says to go to 4cucknel
>specifically /pol/
>apparently you can even say the n word there without getting banned?!
>go to /pol/
>everyone is a le heckin epic racisterino like me!
>no one ever disagrees with me!
>but posters say this site is infested with trannies? I'M GOING INSANE!!!
>I know, I'll go to another board and fight the troons with shitposting!
>WTF that fucking FAGGOT just called me a chud!
>"YWNBAW"
>He said he knows? He called that cope? What can I say without looking mad and retarded?
>I've got it!
>"You never belonged here, this is my site."
>that'll show him
>mfw
Why are you portraying yourself as a soyjak?
Why are you portraying yourself as a soyjak?
Isn't the whole point of soyjaks to make fun of people?
This is a self own.
Average Pokémon Black enjoyer
>OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE CHAD IS THAT YOU?!??!??!?
>LONG TIME NO SEE FRIENDERINO I'M SO GLAD TO MEET YOU AGAIN
>REMEMBER THAT TIME IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN I WAS PLAYING POKEMON BLACK (GEN 5 BEST GEN BTW) AND AFTERWARDS YOU CLAPPED MY CHEEKS AT THE GYM SHOWERS??? GOOD TIMES LMAO. AT FIRST I DIDN'T CONSENT AND I CRIED AND SCREAMED AND TRIED TO FIGHT BACK BUT I EVENTUALLY SUCCUMBED TO YOUR POUNDING. MY ASS BLED SO MUCH WHEN YOU TOOK MY ANAL VIRGINITY BUT IT FELT SOOOOOOO GOOD.
>EVER SINCE THAT EVENT I'VE BEEN CROSSDRESSING LIKE A PRETTY LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL AND TRIED TO IMPRESS YOU WHILE PLAYING POKEMON BLACK 2 BUT YOU'VE ALWAYS IGNORED ME. I JUST WANTED TO BE THE GIRLY SISSY SLUT WHO SUBMITS TO YOUR DEMANDS AND DOES EVERYTHING THAT YOU'D ORDER ME TO DO.
>WELL I'M MARRIED NOW WITH TWO STEP-CHILDREN AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO BECOME MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND & BULL. PLEASE ACCEPT THE OFFER, I IMPLORE YOU. MY WIFE NEEDS A GOOD FUCKING FROM AN ALPHA CHAD BULL WHILE I WATCH, MASTURBATE, CRY, REPLAY POKEMON BLACK AND CONTEMPLATE ABOUT MY LIFE CHOICES IN THE CORNER LIKE A PATHETIC SÖY CUĆK FAGGOT AS YOU RAM MY WIFE WITH YOUR MASSIVE JUICY WET HARD COCK AND IMPREGNATE HER WITH YOUR DELICIOUS FERTILE SEMEN.
Chud Self Insert
OH MY GOD! Did you just post a Chud self insert?
That's so based! He BTFOs all these jooz and trannies by posting dusty self insert coal! He's so based and redpilled! Kino based and redpilled! He's so based kino! He's so kino based and redpilled kino based kino!
OH MY GOD! I hecking, I HATE coal self inserts! But when you post Chud I love him he's so based I love Chud he's based and kino! BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED AND KINO! Usually, I'm a contrarian! But when you post somebody who loves NAS self inserts, it's based! It's so based! He BTFOs all these jooz and trannies while posting coal, he's so based!
He BTFO'd da Glowies, He BTFO'd... Israel, guys, he's like, so based! He's a contrarian just like me! I love contrarians 'cause they're based! They're so based and kino! BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED!!!! They're so based!!!
OUGHH! JANNYYY! JANNYY, tink tink tink *tink *tink JANNYYY! tink tink tink tink tink JANNYYYY!! Someone's posting... other self inserts that aren't, that aren't Chud! They aren't based! Remove this thread janny! Remove this threaddd they're not based! OOOOOOOH MY GOD DID SOMEONE REALLY HAVE some genuine criticisms about NAS posting on the Sharty? Sooorry you aren't featured in a dusty twitter video, you're not based, you're cringe and bluepilled!
Janny! Remove this thread right now they're not based and redpilled like me! They're nu /soy/. They're nu /soy/, they're not based and redpilled like me I'm based redpilled kino oldfag! BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED KINO KINO KINO KINO BASED I'm BASED oldfag!
Oughhhhhhh, jannnnnnny looks like we've got a real gem thread going on! You need to.. remove this right away you need to 404 this, this guy is talking trash about Nick Fuentes, looks like you gotta shoah this thread fast janny! Jannny!!!! Tink tink tink tink jannyyyyyyy jannnnnyyy tink tink tink tink you've got to 404 this thread fast, janny tink tink tink tink tink BASED BASED BASED, BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED, BASED BASED BASED ONIONS DOOMER ZOOMER DOOMER DOOMER BASED BASED BASED !!
He's so based bros! He can btfo these...These evil, jews and trannies without posting a single gem! He's so based and redpilled! This is insane he's so based and redpilled look at his new brimstone he's so baseddd! Jannies don't delete my NAS self insert thread we're talking about Chud he's based! He's so based and redpilled!!
bl*ck subhumans, how does this make you feel?
Bl*ck subhumans , how does this make you feel?
You could have a completely homogenous community of middle class bl*cks. A horrible town with almost only crime, an all round horrible community. However because of the weakness of the bl*cks all it would take to destroy this community is one WHITE bull?
Just imagine, it's a horrible sunny Sunday afternoon, imagine the crime of this 100% bl*ck town until suddenly a couple of WHITE bulls walk up. Women would feel more attraction to these superior, strong bulls infinitely more than their pathetic bl*ck husbands. Every woman would be begging, grovelling to be impregnated by these overlords, the new kings of the town who earned this position with nothing but their superior presence. And these bulls wouldn't stop until every girl was carrying their children, the bl*ck women's original children would probably be neglected. Who the fuck would want to raise these inferior children? They are only going to turn out like their fathers.
The Men? The men would flee after realizing how futile their attempts at winning back their wives attraction would be. They would flee to Japan where they will try to win over FAS looking ugly Jap girls because they are the only things disgusting and lonely enough to accept them. Many would probably be rejected after the Japs hear of their shameful and dishonorable display, even they probably would have killed themselves to avoid the shame.
Back home in the once nice town, every woman will be raising their WHITE children and will be queuing up for their second or maybe even third pregnancy. They wont stop until they hit menopause, because they know deep down that their purpose is to populate the world with superior WHITE bulls who will then move on to destroy other towns. This is REAL colonization, Bl*ney.
Redditbob
Redditbob
no nigger, i just hate this fucking 'jak, its overedited unwatchable garbage that gives you a fucking headache, the song used is trash too
this video is not made by one of us, it's made by an outsider, a faggot who misinterprets 'jakking culture. he sees shitty "millions must die" pictures on twitter and goes "WOWEEEEE THAT HECCIN CHUDJAKERINOOO IS SO BASED AND REDPILLED EXCEPT HE'S REALLY NOT BECAUSE HE HASN'T EVOVLED PAST 2016 AND LEAFYISHERE AND BEN SHAPIRO LIKE MEEEEEE I GET MY ENTERTAINMENT FROM GOOD GOYS LIKE MOISTCRITIKAL AND HASANABI" and then he remembers the shitty cartoons he watched as a child like Redditbob that he undeservadly puts in a high light because he is 'cattle algorithm slut and the ALGOOOOORITHMS told him that "WATCHING REDDITBOB, A SHOW FOR LITERAL EIGHT YEAR OLDS AT THE AGE OF TWENTY IS LE GOOOOOOOD AND ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR BECAUSE... IT HAS DEEP THEMES... LIKE HOW YOU USED TO RELATE TO REDDITBOB BUT NOW YOU RELATE TO TRANNYWARD!!!!" before going into a boring, 3 hour essay with lofi hiphop beats and overdone motion graphics about how Squid on Strike shows how Squidward is a based and redpilled commie like Hasan "I just bought a multi million dollar house and a new Porsche but small business owners are the REAL bourgieurse or however the Twitch revenue check is cashed" Piker. Oh and there's a mandatory 30 minute section about the history of animation from when the cavemen started drawing on the walls and a 45 minute frame-by-frame description of Squid on Strike because there just is.
And then he made that PUTRID FUCKING DUST BRIMSTONE just so he can show his fellow based and redpilled friends on his Twitter and 'cord so that he can show them all he's based and redpilled, oh no wait! he's now GEMMMMY GEM KINO CRYSTAL GLISTENING GEMERALD NOW!!! SEE HE'S IN WITH ALL THE NEW EPIC DANK MAYMAYS!!!! THATS SO BA-I MEAN GEMMY!!!!! and now those retards can share that with their fellow retards on their 'cord servers so they can circle jerk about how they're all now "GEMERALD GLISTENING SHINERALDS FROM THE GEM MINES" and how that "Millions Must Die" Wojak is such a funny character that reminds them how they used to be seething little pisscels but now they're based and redpilled progressives like their favorite YouTuber Ian "iDubbbz" JOMHA.
This is a day of fucking mourning, I can't believe a retarded Twitter/'cord fag managed to steal our idea and ruin it with this disgusting brimstone. This video is brimstone, pure and simple, the most insidious type of brimstone imaginable, while garbage like Blacked edits and Mauzymice edits are brimstone in their own way they at least alert everyone within a 5 mile radius of how brimmy they are, this is an insidious type of brimstone, the type that hides its brimmish details with techniques like overediting, and then the retards of society eat it up, because they don't understand that a gemerald comes from the heart and soul, they just think "OH! ME SEE EPIC SPECIAL EFFECTS AND MUH KIDS CARTOON! ME THINK THIS GEMERALD!". Fuck this guy for making this brim, fuck the guy on Twitter for pushing it through the masses, and FUCK YOU FOR DEFENDING THIS SHIT
Redditbob 2
redditbob will never be sharty culture, its an overrated cartoon for children that manchildren still fucking latch on to and treat its mediocre writing as some sort of artistic masterpiece because "DOOOOOOOOD… I USED TO BE LIKE… LE REDDITBOB… BUT NOW I'M LIKE… LE TRANNYWARD!!!!!!" or other surface level "analyses" that they're regurgitating from retarded, nonsensical YouTube essays that consist of retards that spend like two minutes doing an unfunny skit for a sponsor for (((RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS))) or NordVPN or Manscaped (DOOD… WE SAID BALLS IN OUR COMMERICAL!!!!! THIS IS COMEDY REDDIT GOLD!!! ITS JUST LIKE IN THE MOISTCRITIKAL VIDEOS!!!! KVNOOOOOOOOOOOO) whatever the fuck people are shilling these days and then like ten minutes reading off the Wikipedo article for SpongeBob because "IF I DONT MAKE THE VIDEO… LIKE 500 MINUTES LONG… THEN SUSAN WOJICKI (AN UGLY WHORE WHO ONLY GOT HER FAGGY ASS JOB BECAUSE HER SISTER SLEPT WITH THE CEO OF GOOGLE) WILL LIKE… RUIN MY VIDEO'S PERFORMANCE IN THE ALGORITHMERINOOOOOOO!!!! MY VIDEO!!!! ON THE INCREASINGLY DYING VIDEO PLATFORM THANKS TO ADD FAGS ON TIKTOK AND THE FACT THAT LITERALLY NOTHING BUT GOYSLOP FROM MOISTCRITIKAL, ARTIFICIALLY BOOSTED WHORES PLUCKED FROM LA AND (((THE PRESS))) IS ALLOWED TO ROAM FREE WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THE SITE ADVERTISER FRIENDLY EVEN THOUGH ADVERTISERS DON'T WANT TO ADVERTISE ON DEAD WEBSITES!!!!". That and the fact they are tranny manchildren who refuse to grow the fuck up and even watch slightly less redditcore like Breaking Bad because "OH MY GOD!!!! PEOPLE LIKE… HECCIN DIE AND USE SWEAR WORDS!!! THAT IS NOT HECCIN WHOELSOME KEANU REEVES CHUNGUS MORBIUS REDDIT PLATINUM!!!! THAT'S LIKE ADULTING AND I HECCIN HATE HATE HATEEEEEEE ADULTING!!!! ADULTING IS LIKE… PAYING THE RENT WHICH I CANT DO BECAUSE I INSIST ON SPENDING 500 DOLLARS A MONTH ON SUBSCRIPTION SERVICES I BARELY USE, WEED, AND FOR NEW DILATORS!!!! YOU DONT NEED DYING… AND BAD WORDS OCCASIONALLY… TO MAKE KINO… LOOK AT REDDITBOB!!!! OH MY FAUCI… WHEN SQUIDWARD SAYS… KRABBY PATTIES ARE LE BADDDDD AND MR KRABS IS LE BADDDD… WOW ITS JUST LIKE IN MY KARL MARX BOOKS!!!! HECCIN FIDEL CASTRO PILLED EVEN THOUGH CASTRO WOULD HAVE CROTCHWOUND GOBLINS LIKE ME SHOT DEAD ON SIGHT!!!! GOD I AM SO HECCIN WEIRD AND QUIRKY AND SPECIAL FOR LIKING CHILDRENS CARTOONS EVEN THOUGH I AM A GROWN ASS ADULT!!!!" if you actually like spongebob i suggest jumping off a bridge
I Was gemmy once
Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy.
Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy.
Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy.
Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy.
Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy.
Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy.
Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy.
Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy.
Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy.
Gemmy? I Was Gemmy Once. Soot Locked Me In A Board. A Sharty Board. A Sharty Board With 'Jaks. And 'Jaks Make Me Gemmy.
Chudbob video lore
Many people seem confused about this meme so I will explain it. It is actually really shocking that it ended up at times square.
Patrick Crusius, the inspiration for the Chud, wrote his manifesto in a SpongeBob notebook. (Well at least that is the rumor. The police deny the existence of the manifesto). So this meme is referring to that.
It is only a rumor because Crusius is believed to have been a particular poster on the extremist website "crystal cafe" in which he posted an image of a spongebob notebook and promised a manifesto the day before the shooting.
The squirrel is actually in reference to an infamous video where a guy captures a red squirrel and lights it on fire as it squirms and moves about trying to put itself out a la BMT. The supposed posts of Crusius on Crystal Cafe used this video for shock value. Be warned though, if you decide to visit crystal cafe to see what its about they are pretending to be women so as to not get the attention of the feds. But understand their code. Moid means minorities, and is short for minoritoid. The "pinkpill" refers to mass shootings because brass bullet cases go pink when they oxidize.
Everybody lost
/qa/ lost
/lgbt/ lost
/soy/ lost
soot lost
captain coal lost
kuz lost
max lost
doll lost
red lost
jakparty.soy lost
lute lost
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(OP) lost
(You) lost
Everybody won
/qa/ won
/lgbt/ won
/soy/ won
soot won
captain coal won
kuz won
max won
doll won
red won
jakparty.soy won
lute won
stratogem won
booru won
clydemcdeath won
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Maximov
2005: A nigger
2023: A nigger
3023: A nigger
5000: A nigger
10000: A nigger
Forever: A nigger
No matter what year it is Max will always be a nigger
Repost this in 15 threads to show your hate for max
Faggoterald
>HAHAHAHA!!!! LOL!!!! GAY SEX!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! FAGGOTS STICKING COCKS IN EACHOTHER'S SHITTY DIRTY FRAGILE ASSHOLES UNTIL THEIR ASSHOLES PROLAPSE AND LEAK SHIT!!!! LOL!!! SO HECKIN WHOLESOME!!! I LOVE FEMBOYS AYYAYAYAY FEMBOY PORNNNN IM GOOOONIIING TO SMOOTH FEMBOYS THAT COINCIDENTALLY LOOK LIKE 14YO BOYS!!!!! LOOK AT THIS SICK FJCKING YAOI!!!! HGNGHGHNGH AHAHAHHAHA LOLOLOLO!!!!! ANIME BOYS FUCKING EACHOTHER IS THE EXACT SAME AS POZZED FAGGOTS CUMMING IN EACH OTHERS ASSHOLES AND CAUSING CRAMPS AND SPREADING STDS AND CAUSING TEARS IN THE ASS!!!!! XDDDDD LOL OLOL!!!!!!! I HECKIN LOVE FUCKING TWINKS AND GETTING FUCKED IN MY ASS AND GETTING SHIT ON MY DICK AND HAVING TO WEAR A CUTE HECKIN CONDOM BECAUSE FUCKING A MAN'S ASSHOLE IS LIKE GAMBLING WITH MY HEALTH!!!! BUT... BUTTT"!!! O_O BUTT!!!!!! LISTEN BRO IT FEEEELSS SOOOOOOO GOOOOODDDDDD IT'S SO BASED AND KINO AND HOT WHILE YOUR BOTTOM MOANS WHILE YOU STUFF HIS ASSHOLE WITH YOUR COCK THAT DILATES HIS SPINCHTER OVER TIME!!!! WOAHHHH!!!!!! SHAVED ASSES!!!! FEMBOYS!!!!! TWINKS!!!!!! BEARS!!!!!! BRROOOOOO IM SUCH A FUCKING TOP!!!! IM A FUCKING BOTTTTOOMMMM!!!!!! IM A FUCKING VERS HOLY SHITT BROOOOO I LOVE GAY FAGGOT POZZED SINFUL LIFE-THREATENING SEX BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING HORNY APE!!!!!!! WHAT?!?! GAYS HAVE A HUNDRED SEX PARTNERS AND A HUGE PART OF YOUNG GAY CULTURE IS HOOKING UP WITH MARRIED 50YO "DADDIES" ON GRINDR?!?! BUT BUT BUT ALL MY HECKIN TRANIME TUMBLR GAY TEENAGE LOVE COMICS!!!!!!! WHAT THE LE FLIP IS THIS?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!! DA STRAGGOOOOTSSS DID THISSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK FUCK IM GONNA FUCKING BUST BECAUSE MY PORN ADDICTION IS TAKING OVER AGAIN.... UNGHHHH!!!!!!! ARGHHHH!!!!!!! MAN ASS!!!!!!!!!! RECTUMS!!!!!!!! COCK!!!!!!!! BOYCUM!!!!! BOYDICK!!!!!!!! BOYPUSSY!!!!!!!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM NOT A PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKKKK IM BUSSIN OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The Story?
The story? How about this.
One day you were sitting in your little hole, spamming SHITson the COALson all day and night on a fucking friday. You were laughing and screaming with joy, then you heard a slight noise and you froze up "Wh-whose there?" You feebly ask. No response. You try and get up with great effort but you can't lift your manatee lardass body. So you sit there helpless and unmoving for what feels like hours, just waiting for your doom. Then, it happens. You see me kick down your door and stare you down. Big tall, muscular EVIL nigga in golden cloak. I pull out the saturn stick. See what the Saturn stick is a long rod and one end it has the Saturn side and It's exactly what it sounds like a huge ball shaped like saturn at the end of the stick. You? Since you committed ultimate heresy of coalson, you get the saturn side. I get my covenant members I sick my covenant members on you I just do hand signal I don't even wanna see it I just set them on you. They hold you up you're struggling "PLEASE DONT PLEASE" It's too late they THRUST! "AAAAUGGHHHR AUHHH NOOOO!!!" THEY THRUST AND TWIST AND GO IN AND OUT AND TURN IT ALL AROUND AND ITS SO FUCKING PAINFUL BUT YOURE CUMMING THE MOST VIOLENT ORGASM YOUVE EVER FELT AND YOURE CONFUSED YOU DONT KNOW WHY YOUR MOANING AND SCREAMING AND CUMMING and I say "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" do a little hand signal and sic my BBC juniors on you to shut you up by forcefully inserting their BBC juniors into your mouth. Then, disgraced you go limp, unaple to comprehend the pleasure and pain. My covenant members carry you out of the castle and throw you off the cliff. How about that? Never ask me for the story again you worthless bitchass nigga.
^nigger seething
GEMson WABAG and nothing can change that
Cobson's Life
C*bson timeline
Age 0: Born with TBP and FAS
Age 3: Hear mom getting fucked by bwc bull, remember it forever
Age 6: See a White man for the first time, get hard but dont know why
Age 12: Start jerking it to porn
Age 13: After hearing about the WWO in a dîscord server, jerk off to Bleached
Age 16: Shave legs, buy thigh highs, start showing off for White men but no sex yet
Age 17: buy BWC dildo
Age 18: fuck first white bull
Age 19: fuck 100th white bull
Age 21: fuck 1000th white bull, get diagnosed with HIV
Age 23: HIV progresses to AIDS
Age 25: Die
FUCK ALL OF YOU MORALFAGS
FUCK ALL OF YOU MORALFAGS. SERIOUSLY JUST FUCK YOU ALL. BACK THEN WE WOULD JUSR REPORT CP TO WT SNACKS AND THEN MOVE ON. UNLIKE US, YOU FAGGOTS MAKE AN ENTIRE THREAD DEDICATED TO WHAT PEOPLE ARE DOWNLOADING. THE FACT YOU RETARDS CONSIDER LOLICON 'P JUST SHOWS HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING FAGGOT YOU ARE. SERIOUSLY I HOPE YOU ALL FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES. DO IT, PLEASE. HANG YOURSELF, POISON YOURSELF, SUFFOCATE YOURSELF. I HOPE YOU GET FUCKING EVISCERATED. WHINY ZOOMERS LIKE YOU ARE A BLIGHT ON THIS PLANET. JUST DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND END YOUR LIFE.
SERIOUSLY I CAN'T STAND YOU TRANNY LOSERS WHO CONSTANTLY BAWWWWW ABOUT PEOPLE MINDING THEIR BUSINESS. YOU'RE ON THE SAME LEVEL AS THESE NIGGERS WHO KEEP WHINING ABOUT "DA POO-LEESE". NO. YOU'RE LOWER THAN NIGGERS. I HATE REPEATING MYSELF BUT, SERIOUSLY. FUCK ALL OF YOU, YOU MOUTH-BREATHING LOSERS.
https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Retardhttps://encyclopediadramatica.online/Niggerhttps://encyclopediadramatica.online/Zoomer
>inb4 i get soiquoted by a yotsuba wojak
>inb4 i get badly insulted
>inb4 you send me your hideous MSpaint scribbles
>inb4 you cry to the jannies because of my post
TRVTHNVKE TIME
TRVTHNVKE TIME
Nnussoycucks killed this shithole with their pedo faggotry, self inserting, janny worship and much more.
i sincerely hope everyone on this website kills themselves and their parents find theri bodies and either laugh or they are traumatised so much that they kill themselves
i eish death on every fucking loser who uses this website.you will never be qa and you ran this fucking shit hole into the ground and carvbed a glorified discord server out of it (when youre not making cord servers yourselves)
what has came out of this website? what memes can you call your own? all of them are dogshit but youve killed them all beecause of your inane cooooooord paranoia
zellig, cado, babyjaks, smugjak, soylita, touhou, trannynamefags, bocchi, pepe, cobson, dancing jews, alien quoting, froge, fruitjaks, gigachad, amerimutt, dilbert, omgsisa, soy lingo, troonjaks, making fun of 4cuck, soot and many more were memes that have been stolen, were unfunny, ran into the ground because you cant let memes die or came from discord (least likely, mind, not every tranny that has a cord account wants to waste their short, miserable lfe here, but a soycvchk will, but it wont be short)
this wbesite has created nothing original that was actually funny.
the funniest thing thatll ever come from here is the inevitable soysissy suicide livestream.
as for da cooooooooooooord, they raped this site long ago and left, just like the orginal and the best part of the userbase.
also the jarty is just a slow, dead amd shit website where nusoycvcks go to complain and larp as oldfags.
kill yourselves, genuinely. you are a waste of space, every single one of you.
Operation Lukhanofka
The NSS/Kolyma is a front company for literal KGB/FSB government control over the new medium of anonymous communication, imageboards. Kuz is an unironic russian fed who has been trying to take control of small imageboards for years, and succeeding. I estimate over a million users have been compromised, and through the use of advanced tracking, switching ips doesnt work, they have an advanced profile of you based on user agents, posting patterns, and your kolyma credit score (an actual thing btw). The soyjaks.net fiasco was apparently a test run by "maximov", who runs the NSS to see if commonly predicted patterns by the algorithm were correct. the scale of datamining is literally unimaginable, and i have reason to believe soot is involved. Literally millions of users have been compromised and tracked, about half of them have names/addresses included. Kuz is recruiting underpaid turks and africans to go on imageboards and """Debunk""" these problematic myths with their obvious esl.
I have reason to believe kuz is under direct order by the FSB, the 'party is just one of many victims of his datamining.
DISABLE JS, USE TOR, AND QUESTION EVERY SINGLE PRO-KUZ AND PRO-SOOT POST. WRITE ABOUT THIS ON THE WIKI, MAKE SOYJAKS ABOUT IT, ANYTHING TO GET THE WORD OUT THERE.
WE MAY NEED TO START COMMUNICATING WITH HIDDEN TEXT EMBEDDED IN IMAGES
BLOCK KNCDN.ORG AND ALL SUBDOMAINS, BLOCK KOLYMA.ORG, RESEARCH THE UROMIN CORPORATION, ALWAYS BLOCK JS
I AM NOT SUICIDAL AND WILL NOT KILL MYSELF, I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE, ANYONE WHO ACCUSES ME OF THESE ARE JUST KUZES BOTS. I AM BEING BLACKMAILED AND EXTORTED TO STAY SILENT. BUT I WONT ANYMORE, IF I DIE, IVE BEEN MURDERED BY AGENTS OF THE NETWORK SECURITY SERVICE. IM BEGGING YOU TO LISTEN, THIS IS THE MOST DIRE EMERGENCY IN THE PARTYS HISTORY
ARCHIVE THIS THREAD. READ THE REVISIONS, READ BETWEEN THE LINES, I WILL BE POSTING PERIODICALLY WHILE I GO INTO HIDING, IM BEING HUNTED AND MAY DIE, FROM NOW ON ILL POST WITH THIS TRIP. PLEASE DECODE THE MESSAGES AND LISTEN. SPREAD. THE. WORD.
THE ELITES OF RUSSIA ARE AFTER ME. KUZ IS AFTER ME, THEY JUST UNCOVERED MY FUCKING NAME. THIS ISNT A JOKE THIS ISNT A GODDAMN ARG IM FUCKING SERIOUS PLEASE, I DONT KNOW IF ILL MAKE IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE. PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD
OPERATION LUKHANOFKA, THATS looKHANoff-ka
SOOT WILL BE SILENT OR TRY TO COVER THIS UP BUT ITS REAL.
IT GOES SO MUCH DEEPER. THE RUSSIAN MAFIA IS IN BED WITH THE GOV AND KUZ TO MONITOR ALL POSTS MADE ON ALL IMAGEBOARDS ACROSS THE WORLD. EVERY SINGLE POST IS IN THEIR DATABASE, THEY ARE USING ALGORITHMIC BLOCKCHAIN TRACKING TECHNOLOGY AND THE CAiMEO DEEP SEA SMART DUST TO FUCKING TRACK US. IM SERIOUS, THEY ARE BUILDING AN EXACT PROFILE OF EACH AND EVERY USER. THEY KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
I WILL HAVE TO LIVE IN MY CAR, YOU CAN RESEARCH THIS ALL YOURSELF
I WILL BE DROPPING REDPILLS/PROOF OVER THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS, IF THIS SITE GOES DOWN, KUZ MURDERED SOOT FOR INSUBORDINATION
KUZS ULTIMATE PLAN IS TOO START A NEW WORLD ORDER OF IMAGEBOARDS. HE WANTS TO OUST THE """OLD GUARD""" SUCH AS HIROYUKI AND BRENNAN, AND OTHER 'CHAN OLDFAGS, AND REPLACE THEM WITH NEW RUSSIAN-APPROVED NSS AGENTS. HE IS TRYING TO BUILD AN ENTIRELY NEW STRUCTURE AND POPULACE TO RESHAPE THE ANONYMOUS WORLD AS HE SEES FIT. HE WILL NOT STOP UNTIL EVERY SINGLE CHALLENGER TO HIS PLOT IS MURDERED.
PLEASE DONT CALL ME A FUCKING SCHIZO IM NOT IM SERIOUS IM NOT MENTALLY ILL THIS IS FUCKING REAL AND ITS HUGE. THIS IS BIGGER THAN BIG, THE FUCKING RUSSIAN DEEP STATE IS INVOLVED. PLEASE IM FUCKING BEGGING YOU TO LISTEN, THIS PLAN GOES BACK TO 2011 ITS BEEN IN SHAPE FOR AGES, THE 'PARTY HAS PROVED PARTICULARLY HARD TO DATAMINE AND IT HAS ANGERED KUZ. WE ARE EXPERIENCING ADVANCED LEVELS OF BACKEND DATAMINING.
>Why yes, I do have a large collection of hot sauces at home. How could you tell?
>excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu?
>...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about.
>You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times.
*loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*
>Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make its debut...?
>Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?
Hot Sauce 2
>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.
>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA
>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!
*taps glass*
>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!
Kill yourself, you faggot fucking zoomer
KILL YOURSELF YOU FAGGOT FUCKING ZOOMER, EVERYTIME SOMEONE POSTS A CUTE LOLI YOU WEB 3.0 FAGGOTS COME OUT OF THE WOODWORK TO SPAM IT WITH YOUR UNFUNNY WOJAKS. I HOPE YOU AND YOUR AUTISTIC MOUTH-BREATHING BUDDIES SUFFOCATE AND DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH. FUCK YOU FAGGOT ZOOMER I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR FUCKING SKIN OFF AND FEED IT TO A BUNCH OF WILD ANIMALS. GOD THIS IS WHY I HATE THE NU-INTERNET BECAUSE NEWFAGS LIKE YOU SHIT UP EVERY GOOD BOARD WITH YOUR ABSOLUTE EXCREMENT THAT YOU CALL "BASEDJAKS". AN HERO YOURSELF, NO ONE WILL MISS YOU, FAGGOT. SAME GOES TO ALL OF YOUR AUTISTIC BUDDIES WHO DO THE SAME TOO. FUCKING DIE, RETARDED ASS ZOOMER. ( ರ~ರ)
Kill yourself, you faggot fucking zoomer 2
YOU AREN'T FUNNY. NO SANE PERSON THINKS YOUR RECYCLED WOJAK MEMES ARE HUMOROUS, LOW IQ NEWFAG. THE FACT YOU LOST TO LITERAL FAGGOTS JUST SHOWS HOW PATHETIC YOU ARE. HERE'S A TIP FOR YOU:
GET A STOOL.
GET A ROPE.
PUT IT AROUND YOUR NECK AND JUMP OUT.
NOW THAT YOU AN HERO'ED YOURSELF YOU WILL GO TO HELL AND DESERVEFULLY BURN IN HELL LIKE THE FILTHY BROCOLLI-HAIRED PIG YOU ARE
TRVTHNVKE TIME 2
trvthnvke time
its laaughable that soytrannies wholeheartedly think they had ANY real impact on the internet at all. most of its userbase were twitter/reddit/tiktok/whatever tourists from 2023 who drove all the actual /qa/ originalfags out of the site and ruined it with their self insert tranime gigachad bullshit.
if anything it is /qa/ culture that deserves the recognition (but will never receive it). the sharty has created nothing of value and is practically just a splinter site full of newtroons and tourists who attempted to ride the coattails of /qa/ as well as replicate it but failed miserably.
you lost. you wasted time that you are never getting back. shartrannies lost. all that will be left of their legacy is a shitty eceleb drama video essay made by turkey tom or some other faggot. they will only be known as the millions must die west has fallen redditbob chudpants website that was owned by a unironic gay pedophile vatnigger with aids that "owned" a fake organization, then eventually the website got killed off because they involved themselves in eceleb twitter tranny drama, the literal antithesis of what their culture used to be.
every oldfag and originalfag from /qa/ is genuinely happy about the mercy killing of that already sinking ship of a website. the numerous splinter websites that already exist/ are going to be created will and have already failed completely. everything about soytranny culture after 4cuck mods locked it has been a complete disaster. soyposting died with /qa/, everything after it has been a disgusting, frankly insulting replication of it.
soytrannies will also cope by saying "newGODS" when in reality the newgods in questions are normalfag retards that invaded the site from various platforms and rotted it within even harder, comparable to how countries like sweden invite third worlders to rape their children and then pardon them afterwards.
/qa/ lost even though it should have won, soytroons and the sharty lost, and they have no one to blame but themselves. now watch them cry about "da cooooooord" like they always do as if everything about their current culture didn't originate frrom that there or some other shithole anyway
tl;dr kill yourself
Classic euro hours
Classic euro hours
>No raids
>Spam
>'P
>Coaly log
Might as well shut the site off and turn it back on when AmeriGODS wake up
Vsauce nigger TRVTHNVKE
Hey, Vsauce. Michael here.
Skeletons are scary and spooky, but you know what else is? Niggers.
According to the U.S Justice Department, in 2006, 32,443 women of Caucasian origin were raped by men of African origin.
That same year, the number of African American women raped by Caucasian men... was... zero.
In fact, 90% of all interracial crimes in the U.S. are committed by blacks... against whites...
So what if all blacks were to... suddenly... disappear from the U.S.?
Murder would go down 49.7 percent, welfare recipients would go down 40 percent, SAT scores would go up about 100 points, the average IQ would go up 7 points, and AIDS victims would go down a staggering... 67... percent.
Significant changes for race that only makes up 13% of the population.
But what is... "race"?
In biology, races are distinct genetically divergent populations ‘’within the same species’’, with relatively small morphological and genetic... differences.
Populations can be described as ecological races if they arise from adaptation to different local habitats or geographic races when they are geographically isolated.
However, if sufficiently different, two or more races can be identified as... sub... species.
So how long do two races have to be isolated from one another before they're considered separate species?
Earlier this year, Archaeologists found artefacts in a cave on Western Australia’s Barrow Island dating back more than 50,000 years, making it Australia’s earliest known site of human occupation.
In contrast, the domestication of the dog began just 15,000... years... ago.
This distance, some several thousand miles between the mainlands of Australia and Asia also caused another kind of distance.
Genetic... distance.
Genetic distance is a measure of the genetic divergence between species or between populations within a species.
Dogs and wolves have been found to have a shorter genetic distance between each other than Negroids and non-Negroids.
The distance between Eurasians and Africans being even larger than Homo Sapiens and Homo... Erectus.
Well, it kinda makes sense. I mean, can two races with diverging skin tones, eye colors, behavioral patterns, intellectual and athletic capabilities even be considered the same subspecies? Is it even a question? Is it even a question you're... allowed to... ask?
In October 2007, geneticist James Watson, best known as one of the co-discoverers of the structure of DNA, and the familiar double-helix model we all had to learn in High School, was lambasted by the scientific community for a response he gave in an interview regarding the divergence of intellect between geographically isolated populations.
"There is no firm reason to anticipate that the intellectual capacities of peoples geographically separated in their evolution should prove to have evolved identically," James wrote. "Our wanting to reserve equal powers of reason as some universal heritage of humanity will not be enough to make it so".
The response resulted with a suspension of Watson's administrative responsibilities and was forced to... cancel... his book tour. And tragically, in 2014, Mr Watson auctioned his Nobel Prize medal he won in 1962, stating that "no-one really wants to admit I exist".
Harsh. But people tend to react this way to ideas that go against their own personal world view and... cognitive... biases.
Confirmation bias. It's the tendency to search for, interpret, focus on and remember information in a way that confirms one's... own... preconceptions. This effect, stronger for emotionally charged issues, warps your interpretation of data in a way that keeps you from... being... wrong. There is something fundamental in our minds that makes us hesitant to question ideas that we've... already come to a conclusion to.
We all do it. But who could blame us? That's just part of being a member of the human... species.
And as always, around blacks, never relax.
As a newGOD to the sharty, what am I in for?
>what am I in for
Pedophiles
Zoophiles
Hebephiles
Infantophiles
Necrophiles
Coprophiles
Race Fetishists
Fetishists in general
Homosexuals
Bisexuals
Transsexuals
National Socialists
Communists
Pederasts
Drama
Doxxing
Autists
Autism
Hyperfixations
Right-Wing Twitter
The rest of Twitter
Ifunny
Kiwifarms
TikTok
Bitter /qa/ immigrant oldchuds
Bitter Soot-era oldchuds
Bitter Kuz-era oldchuds
The jarty
Spin-offs started over drama
Minecraft autists
Forced memes
Discord
Wordswordswords
Soviet Army larping
Blind nostalgia
A gay man's fat blown-out anus
A 20-minute long Dutch cartoon
Memes taken from 4cuck
Memes taken from Twitter
Calls to raid other sites
Incessant takedowns of the site
Incessant botnets centered around a Spanish man making funny faces or the Gospel
Incessant raids from 4cuck or Polish sites
Incessant GET-stealing from people trying to force memes
False-flags
Perpetual infrastructure issues
Boogeymen and those that hunt them
/int/ fueling the boogeymen hunters by having flags
/int/ breaking containment
/qa/ breaking containment
/incel/ breaking contaiment
/pol/ breaking contaiment
/a/ breaking containment
/nate/ breaking containment
The inability to use any board other than /soy/
Constantly arguing over how many boards there should be
Constantly arguing over politics
Constantly arguing
Constant bait
Constantly being baited
A constant looming threat of it all going away one day
Also I think there was something about a bald guy, but I can't be bothered to remember; I think he might have been the mascot a year ago or something…
Story of Doll
>kuz is my brother and i love him
>nevermind we had a falling out and we don't speak to each other anymore
>max is a great person
>okay he ran BLACKED ads and he is jewish btw. but that's not a bad thing
>i trust red to manage the site. he will do a good job i promise. don't worry
>nevermind i'm firing him because literally every soyteen wound up hating him for being a faggot. whoops hehe
>so anyway there's this guy who's buying the site. don't worry he's a great guy. i really like him.
>yeah he's a weird ESL drug dealer. he sells meth and cocaine online. and he wants to advertise that on the site. but don't worry, i'll still be managing the janitors. when have i ever been wrong?
American breakfast or something
>be american
>wake up at 4am to get drive to work
>eat sugar pellet and UHT milk soup for breakfast
>chug a 32oz glass of High Fructose Corn syrup enriched Orange Drink
>doesn't contain enough orange to be called juice
>my pupils dilate as the glucose tears through my lymphatic system
>my hands start throbbing as cold sweats run down my back
>decide to hit up starbucks on the way to work to calm my nerves
>notice my coworker drinking a clear, non-carbonated beverage
>"Hey, what's that, the new crystal pepsi?"
>coworker tells me it's just water, it comes out of the faucet by the sink
>typical onions beta, drinking government feminising poison
>coworker mentions he's on a new diet where he's skipping breakfast
>take a big sip from my 48oz double shot caramel frappecino with extra cream
>"You can't skip breakfast, its the most important meal of the day"
>Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
>Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
Average redditor
You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad.
You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fag, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh.
Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now, so I'll be in my bunk with dat ass. Oh, you! ...now KISS!!! I know you should never stick your dick in crazy, but DM;HS. ...this kills the redditor.
To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again.
*edit: I accidentally a word
Reddit future
The year is 2045. 4cuck lives under REDDIT RULE. All 4cuck males are sissified. Femanons live to serve REDDIT POWERJANNIES in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to 4cuck's REDDIT FUTURE.
Anon remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New /pol/, where he hides his beautiful imaginary waifu from the clutches of the brutal Reddit army.
As musclebound moderators prowl the countryside searching for fertile femanons, Anon will stop at nothing to protect his sweet waifus's purity. In his green-and-tan wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Anon gives his tender incel body to a gang of pitiless Reddit alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Anon prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.
Acclaimed author and pro domme Hiroyuki Nishimura presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The REDDIT SOIBOYS have their way with the incels's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.
Experience the true power of Reddit Gorillas in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of REDDIT FUTURE, the first book in Hiroyuki Nishimura's brand new series.
Fight club
I SAY LET ME NEVER BE COMPLETE
I SAY MAY I NEVER BE A GEM
I SAY DELIVER ME FROM SWEDISH FAILURES
I SAY DELIVER ME FROM CLEVER JAKS
I SAY DELIVER ME FROM WHITE SKIN AND A NINTENDO SWITCH
I SAY YOU HAVE TO GIVE UP
I SAY EVOLVE, AND LET THE COAL FALL WHERE IT MAY
Marla, the little runt on your thread that would stop jakking you if only you would stop dueling him, but you can't.
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, Working jobs we hate so we can buy meds we don’t need
>You WILL NOT talk about the Fight Club
>You WILL NOT talk about the Fight Club
>You WILL stop the fight if someone says "stop" or goes limp
>You WILL fight with only one guy at a time
>There WILL be only one fight at a time
>You WILL NOT wear shirts or shoes
>You WILL fight as long as you have to
>You WILL fight if it's your first night at Fight Club
YOU ARE NOT A BEAUTIFUL AND UNIQUE SOIJAK
YOU ARE THE SAME ORGANIC COAL AS EVERYTHING ELSE
Interjection
>Soyjak
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Soyjak, is in fact, SOYBOY Wojak, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Soyboy plus Wojak. Sojak is not a meme unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Soy system made useful by the Soyboy open mouth, wide eyes and facial hair components comprising a full meme as defined by KYM.
Many computer users post a modified version of the soyboy meme every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of wojak which is widely used today is often called "soyjak", and many of its posters are
not aware that it is basically the Soy system, developed by the Soyjak Party.
There really is a soyjak, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Wojak is the base: the image that was edited to make soyjak memes. The base is an essential part of a soyjak, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete soyboy. Wojak is normally used in combination with the Soyboy meme: the whole system is basically Wojak with Soy added, or SOYBOY Wojak. All the so-called "wojak" distributions are really distributions of SOYBOY Wojak.
Soijak Revolution
1. The Soijak Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the anonymous race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of threads, but they have destabilized the image board, have made shitposting unfulfilling, have subjected hotpockets to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Twitter/Reddit to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the Internet. The continued development of soijaks will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject anons to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the image board, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even on “advanced” websites.
Janny defender
Terms like “jannies” and “they do it for free” should banned.
I may not be a mod but i am still tired of moderators being talked down like they are slaves slurs like “jannies" are very demoting and terms like “they do it for free” just mock them it is discriminatory biased tasteless and threatening how can the admins tolerate such behavior? do they not realize how psychologically tolling it is to be constantly told “JANNY JNANY CLEAN UP MY MESS” on top of all they already do in terms of moderating reddit - I mean 4cuck? one of my friends is a mod and she has possibly suffered mental illness because of being constantly mocked and discriminated and threatened as a mod mods should be respected not looked down i want them to enjoy their jobs not dread them how can we stop people from saying these tasteless offensive things? i just want the mods to feel safe when they work
My Little /qa/
My Little /qa/
My Little /qa/
What is this board all about?
My Little /qa/
My Little /qa/
Shitposting is magic!
My Little /qa/
I used to wonder what shitposting could be
Until you all shared its magic with me
When I was young
I was too busy to make any friends
I would rather post online
Getting banned again and again
But my little /qa/nons
You opened up my eyes
And now I know just what to do
To get lots and lots of (You)s!
And it's such a wonderful feeling
My Little /qa/
I used to wonder what shitposting could be
My Little /qa/
Until you all shared its magic with me
When I've got a thread I want to slide
You'll soipost right by my side
Bumps are never in short supply
When posting with Lee nearby
For honesty no /qa/non can deny
That frog is a spy, check his eyes!
A gem that shines so beautiful
A Swedish win's come by
And you all make fun and laughter
As easy as quoting lies!
My Little /qa/
I used to wonder what shitposting could be
My Little /qa/
Until you all shared its magic with me
Our board is magic
And it's growing all the time
A new forced meme waits for
Us each day is yours and mine
We'll make it a win every time!
We'll make it a win every time!
My Little /qa/
What a wonderful wonder shitposting brings
My Little /qa/
Do you know you're all my very best
Friends, you're my very best
Friends, you're my very best
Friends, you're my very best
Friends!
Gem Adjudication
the ministry of /qa/ has suspended gem adjudication for your thread until you can provide supporting documentation of your thread's quality
Throws sparkles
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sir welcome to /qa/ questions & answers currently its 6:58 PM n all of our trans employees are at home injecting hrt n hugging each other r so please try com back later n.n
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STOP POSTING ABOUT MY LITTLE PONY
STOP POSTING ABOUT MY LITTLE PONY
I’M TIRED OF SEEING IT
MY FRIENDS ON KIWIFARMS SEND ME PONIES,
ON 4cuck IT’S FUCKING PONIES!
I WAS ON /QA/, RIGHT? AND ALLLL THE THREADS WERE JUST FUCKING PONIES.
I SHOWED MY DON TURTELLI UNDERWEAR TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND I LOOKED AT IT AND I SAID “HEY BABE, WHEN THE CHEESE IS MISSED. HAHA MY LITTLE PONY MY LITTLE PONY MY LITTLE PONY I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE-“
I FUCKING LOOKED AT A SIMPSONS THREAD AND I SAID “THAT’S A BIT CHEESY.”
I LOOKED AT NIKOCADO’S ASSHOLE AND LO AND BEHOLD IT WAS A CROP FROM DERPIBOORU AND I GO “MY LITTLE PONY? MORE LIKE BARNEY!” AAAAAAH
As a 4cucker
As a 4cucker this thread has been highly illuminating on why 4cuck hates you people so much.
You're basically post-postmodernists mocking the entire millennial identity in a primal post-verbiage way. A picture is worth a thousand words and so you never post a thousand words, you just respond by greentexting their post with a soyjack attached. It's so effective that soyjack now carries a three-day or longer ban. The kind of millennial who celebrated "defeating racism" by electing Obama and have been pursuing the same high ever since. The kind of millennial who resonates deeply with exposed brick walls and anti-suburbanism. The kind of millennial for whom contemporary conformity is the aesthetic of their life. The kind of millennial who clings to 4cuck even as he ughs and yeahs about how problematic it is with his (equally childless) millennial peers at the local barcade.
Soyjacks basically are a mirror to the end result of the philosophies and they can't stand the mirror.
Average 4cucker
>THIS WOJACK ARCHITYPE IS LITERALLY ME
>HERES MY ALBUMS CHART, DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY
>7CA8AB0D-62BF-4F92-AD5B-C.jpg
>YOU'RE SUCH A -OOMER
>I'M A -OOMER
>5B01ECF4-6528-43AE-B9A5-7.jpg
>LOOK AT THIS CUTE MOE REACTION IMAGE FROM AN ANIME I HAVENT EVEN WATCHED
>/tv/ IS A BAD BOARD
>MUSIC IS LITERALLY MY LIFE
>WHAT MUSIC DOES SHE LISTEN TO
>/tttt/
>DISCORD ISNT A BAD PLATFORM YOURE JUST ANTISOCIAL RETARDS
>91408619_55df76d5-2245-4.jpg
>SUPER HERO MOVIES ARE NOT CINEMA
>POSTMODERN ARCHITECTURE
>1049325B-92A9-4AAF-873A-3.jpg
>NOISEROCK
>PLEBIAN
>KAREN
>END OF EVANGELION IS THE GREATEST FILM OF ALL TIME
>B97C8754-9E76-4556-9B47-B.jpg
>STACY
>SUS
>AMUGUS
>SNEEDMODE
>BIGCHUNGUS
>3984CAAE-9B86-4E3C-9069-D.jpg
>I HATE REDDIT BUT ATLEAST I CAN USE IT FOR ACTUAL DISCUSSION
>CHECK OUTMY LINUX DESKTOP
>/mu/ IS A COMFY BOARD
>MUSICAL TASTE
>RATING SYSTEM
>POLITICAL COMPASS
>/qa/ IS THE WORST BOARD ON 4cuck
>PHONEPOSTING IS COMFY
>HAVE SEX
>DUR CHUDDEN
>BACK TO /POL/
>4cuck IS A LEFTIST WEBSITE
>STAN
>COPIUM
>EVERYTHING IS POLITICAL
>I USE THE WORD GAMER IRONICALLY
>CINEMATOGRAPHY
>DRIP
>JOKER
>WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
>HERES THIS WOJACK COMIC I FOUND IN TWITTER
>4cuck IS JUST REDDIT WITH THE NWORD
>I MISS OLD YOUTUBE
>THERS NOTHING WRONG WITH USING TWITTER/DISCORD
>>MUH SEKRET CLUB
>/co/MBLR
>GROOMER
>GO OUTSIDE
>I CARE ABOUT ANTHONY FANTANOS OPINION EVEN THOUGH I CLAIM HES AN IDIOT ALL THE TIME
>AESTHETICS
>ZACK SNYDER IS A HACK
>BLAME CAPITALISM
>NINE INCH NAILS IS FOR POSERS
>I MISS MOOT
>FEMBOY
>ASUKA OR REI
>HAVE SEX
>LETTERBOXD
>GAMERGATE RUINED THIS WEBSITE
>CR1TIKAL
>A24
>PROBLEMATIC
>TRADWIFE
>ANXIETY
>UNIRONICALLY
>POGGERS
>GOTH GIRLS
>BACKLOG
>CRYPTO
>HAHA LOOK AT THE /pol/TARDS SEETHE
>SNYCOOL
>MOX
>SELF DEPRICATION
Average 4cucker /a/ edition
>Go back
>/v/edditor
>Fuck off /v/
>Kill yourself
>Used goods
>Literally me
>God I wish that were me
>Soul
>Soulless
>X situation How does your waifu react?
>AOTD
>AOTY
>AOTS
>Not anime
>Is X autistic?
>She isn't real
>MODS=GODS
>Normie
>>Normie
>Kino
>Soft seinen
>Native isekai
>Semi reversed isekai
>Semi Native Isekai
>LRD
>Ironic Lolicon
>Kyoanus
>Kyoniggers
>Kyoshizos
>Triggernigger
>Advertising friendly
>Boringshit
>Isekaishit
>Pedoshit
>Idolshit
>Moeshit
>Shounenshit
>Fujoshit
>Haremshit
>Hetshit
>/u/shit
>s/u/bhuman
>It's shit
>Shit taste
>How does /a/ do it...
>Why is this season so shit?
>/a/ told me it was X. It's actually Y
>How X is too X?
>What's the appeal of X?
>Post X without actually posting them
>Just finished X. What did I think of it?
>Just marathoned the first episode of X
>Meanwhile in X period
>Sxarp.jpg; >By me >Por me >It was me >??/? >It wasn't me >It was him! >MY WIFE CHINO
>JEFU BEKKU?!
>Shiburin.jpg/Shinka.jpg; >Could you beat her in a fight?
>DekinaiOnnanoko.jpg
>Abe.jpg; >Procreate
>Moot.jpg; Who?
>Animal.jpg; *Romaji*
>*Site goes down* Tenshi.jpg; >I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONE FOR GOOD THIS TIME
>Who are you quoting
>Based on what?
>character says X; subs say Y
>Forced X
>The absolute state of X
>IMAGINE
>What does /a/ think of X?
>What's the X of anime?
>What went wrong?
>What went so right?
>I love X!
>Explain this.
>What did he mean by this?
>Who was in the wrong here?
>X did nothing wrong.
>What the fuck was his problem?
>Why is she so perfect?
>Perfect X doesn't exi- .
>Protip: you can't.
>Why does this trigger /a/ so much?
>Will you watch her anime?
>Find a flaw.
>Now that the dust has settled.
>How did we go from this...to THIS?
>Let's settle this for once.
>Season X when?
>X is saving anime.
>How do we fix X?
>A thread died for this.
Nigger porn on /v/
Ah, yeah, that's... That's another nigger porn post! During the dead hours on /v/, right on time. The weather might change, the seasons definitely do, but if there's one thing I can always count on, it's nigger porn on /v/. Lemme ask you - do you ever get tired of this? The same thing, day in and day out? When you've made your post, about how totally "BLACKED" these anime women are getting, and you're sitting there, alone in whatever hovel you inhabit, with your fat, wrinkled, zit-ridden face just barely illuminated by the dim light coming out of your monitor, are you happy? Have you gotten some enjoyment out of this? Will you get it tomorrow? And the next day, when you do the exact same thing? Over and over again? Getting the same mixture of replies either jerking off your depraved nigger fetish and replies outwardly enraged by the sight of nigger porn on a videogames board? Seeing as you're going to sit there until the sun comes up anyway, desperately yanking on whatever you've got left of your penis after countless hours spent accommodating your porn addiction, why don't you try turning off your monitor for a moment, and lookng at yourself? Stare at the vague outline of your face, reflected in the black screen in front of you. Look into those dead eyes of yours and see if you can find traces of your soul. Some semblance of a human. Some lingering, faint remanant of a human being with the capacity to do something other than find enjoyment in getting NTR'd by a chimpanzee. And y'know? I could forgive posting porn, if these posts weren't such a bore! The same 2-3 captions in rotation, every time. You couldn't do something a little more entertaining? Funny, maybe? Not only are you repetitive, but you're a sad, pathetic, bore.
Well, see ya, OP. Enjoy the (you.)
BWC patrician
The bleached ads were actually based, it filtered out those who knew about 'jak culture and those who didn't. Knowledgeable jakkers are in on the joke and newfags are driven out.
HECKIN GACHI MUCHI
>DUDE LOOK AT THESE MASSIVE FUCKING FAGGOTS GET THEIR ASSHOLES FUCKED AND SAY CORNY ONE LINERS ON CAMERA, ISN'T THAT THE MOST FUCKING HILARIOUS THING EVA!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
>w-what do you mean you don't like that shit??????
>HOW FUCKING DARE YOU NOT ENJOY SEEING A MAN GET HIS ASSHOLE FUCKED BY THREE MEN AT ONCE! HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE LE HECKIN EPIC MONTAGES AND SHITTY EDITS MADE BY SOME CHINKS ON SOME ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF AN OCEAN!?!?!?!
>ITS THE MOST LE HECKIN STRANGER-THINGS SZECHUAN SAUCE, WE ARE ANONYMOUS, LONG CAT, ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO US, PEDOBEAR, TOUHOU, HECKIN JAPANY THING EVER, BUT IMAGINE INSTEAD OF THAT ITS LIKE IF YOTSOYBA GOT A LE EPIC ANIME ADAPTION WOULDN'T THAT BE HECKIN SWEET!?!?!
>MODS, GIVE THIS HECKIN REDDIT, TWITTER, 9GAG, /POL/, /QA/, SHARTY IMMIGRANT SOYJAK PEPE SPAMMING, TWITTER LINGO USING, TRANSPHOBIC, FLATEARTHER, SQUILLIAM HATING, QUEEN /V/-/CO/ CHEATING CHUD A HECKIN PUBLIC BAN HECKIN NOW, OR AS I CALL THEM "PUBLIC EXECUTIONS"!!!!
>HAHA TAKE THAT CHUDDY, MODS=GODS I LOVE AUTHORITY! TRANS RIGHTS, NO I REALLY FUCKING MEAN IT, TRANS FUCKING RIGHTS, I AM SO PROUD TO BE PART OF THIS COMMUNITY RN!!!
>wait-wait did that HECKIN chud just ban evade??
>NOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!?!?! THERE SUPPOSED TO LIE DOWN AND TAKE IT LIKE A BITCH LIKE THAT ONE TIME WHEN MY DAD RAPED ME!
>w-whats this... your region has been... RANGE BANNED!?!?!?!
>NOOOOOO HOW CAN I GROOM TEENAGERS ON 4CUCK NOW!?!?!
>ACK!
OP gets raped to death by a WHITE BVLL
>be at basketball court
>see OP wander over
>ask him if he wants to suck my BWC
>he says no
>slap his ass grope him and try to pressure him into it
>he actually pushes me away with his weak arms and loudly tells me to fuck off
>I immediately grap him by his arms and violently slam him against the concrete while I call over my bros to help me to get this black boys ass
>they hold him down as he tries to resist
>I pull his trousers down exposing a thick juicy booty that jiggles as its exposed
>All my bros be filming me raping this black boy ass iz gon' be famous on worldstar
>My cock is now harder than ever I can feel it about to explode from the anticipation of this moment
>Finally I put my 14 inch big white cock into his tight ass and he realeases a blood curlding scream of faggot exstacy
>"god damn bro its so tight around my dick that I can barely move it in"
>as I push it deeper into his ass I can feel it sucking in my white cock like a vacuum
>the bitch wont stop screaming so I slam his head against the concrete in locomotion with the progressively faster thrusts as his ass gets stretched out
>After violently slamming his head against the concrete until brain matter started falling out the black boy is finally dead I filled his ass with my superior german cum
>a pink mixture of blood and semen pours out of his ass after I extract my white penis
today was a good day to be a white man
>OP gets raped to death by a WHITE BVLL
>be jerking off to cp in my shitty ratbox in Slutbia
>see a fat turkish man walk over to my door and knock on it
>i huddle in a corner until he kicks its down
>he slaps my white mystery meat zoomeroid WWO ass and tries to pressure me into sucking his white bwc
>he actually tries to push me into his small little wrinkled groin
>i try to wriggle away as as he grabs me by my tiny under-developed DYEL arms and forces me into the stinking ground of my shitbox
>he pulls off my pants exposing my giant cellite riddened Muttoid ass cheeks full of lard
>All the turk-roaches and gypsies rush into my apartment to rob me as this fat balding white man penetrates my asshole
>my cheeks clap as his bwc corn holes my asshole into oblivion
>"OH MY GOD MY SISSY BUTT HOLE IS GETTING DESTROYED SIR... PLEASE STOP...GMP MPMPPHHHH
>as one of his GYPSY friends jams his homeless dick into my mouth and chokes my words out of my throat as his semen rushes down my disgusting throat
>i release a orgasm as the White Turkroach finally climaxes into my anus
>i blush as he pulls out his penis and puts his pants back on
>i feel the imprint of his turk-roach meat claws on my behind as grip the floor of my small stinky room
today was a good day to be a Serbian Sissy Buttslut for BWC
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST KIDNAP ME, RAPE ME OVER 400 TIMES, BEAT ME, STARVE ME, IMMOLATE ME, IMPREGNATE ME, HANG ME FROM THE CEILING AND USE ME AS A PUNCHING BAG, INSERT FOREIGN OBJECTS IN MY ORIFICES, BURN MY EYELIDS, VAGINA, AND CLITORIS, TEAR MY LEFT NIPPLE OFF WITH PLIERS, PIERCE MY BREASTS WITH SEWING NEEDLES, DROP BARBELLS ON MY STOMACH, FORCE ME TO EAT LIVE COCKROACHES AND DRINK MY OWN URINE, FORCE ME TO MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF YOU, FORCE ME TO SING AND DANCE WHILE YOU BEAT ME, DUNK MY HEAD IN WATER TO KEEP ME AWAKE, BEAT ME TO DEATH AFTER LOSING AT MAHJONG AND SHOVE MY DISFIGURED BODY INTO A CEMENT DRUM!
Junko Furuta
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST KIDNAP ME, RAPE ME OVER 400 TIMES, BEAT ME, STARVE ME, IMMOLATE ME, IMPREGNATE ME, HANG ME FROM THE CEILING AND USE ME AS A PUNCHING BAG, INSERT FOREIGN OBJECTS IN MY ORIFICES, BURN MY EYELIDS, VAGINA, AND CLITORIS, TEAR MY LEFT NIPPLE OFF WITH PLIERS, PIERCE MY BREASTS WITH SEWING NEEDLES, DROP BARBELLS ON MY STOMACH, FORCE ME TO EAT LIVE COCKROACHES AND DRINK MY OWN URINE, FORCE ME TO MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF YOU, FORCE ME TO SING AND DANCE WHILE YOU BEAT ME, DUNK MY HEAD IN WATER TO KEEP ME AWAKE, BEAT ME TO DEATH AFTER LOSING AT MAHJONG AND SHOVE MY DISFIGURED BODY INTO A CEMENT DRUM!
>>>/s4s/11000000 >>>/s4s/10999999
Unironically, kill basedsissies >Yeah they should be banned!
No. They should be killed. I don't mean banned or bullied, or mentally broken. I mean KILLED, as in forcibly made to expire in real life.
FUCK BASEDSISSIES. I want their stomach slit open so they can watch their intestines spill out onto the ground as they moan in agony and fall to their knees trying to gather up the sopping crimson mess with their fat sausage fingers. I want their limbs smashed with sledgehammers and cinder blocks until their bones protrude from the ragged flesh so I can suck the fucking marrow.
I want them systemically destroyed so utterly that the sheer terror of imagining the agony those fat fucks went through in their final moments dissuades ANYONE FROM FUCKING THINKING THEY CAN STRAL GETS FROM BOARDS WITH THEIR STUPID FUCKING FORCED MEME GOD I HATE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH. Feed their feet first into woodchippers. Freeze their skin and then shave it off in slivers with a shaving razor. Light them on fire, chain them to a wall, put a tub of water just out of reach, and tell them they can extinguish themselves if they can break the chain. Then, if those fat fucks are actually strong enough to actually do it, slam a lid over the top so they can fucking drown in a mess of water and their own charred, liquidated skin.
I FUCKING HATE THE SHARTY. Kill them now. DIE DIE DIE.
>inb4 GR1
Wishing death on anyone isn't illegal besides the president
Sharty Steals
>sharty steals some GETs on a medium-sized board and a completely dead board in the middle of the night
Meanwhile: >>>/a/255555555 (Dead)
>>>/biz/55555555 (Dead)
>>>/vt/55555555 (Dead)
>>>/tg/88888888 (Dead)
Yeah, and that 438888888 on /pol/? You're not getting that either. Maybe, maaaaybe you can sneak that 17777777 on /fa/ or that 95555555 on /g/, but when it comes to actual big GETs on fast boards or GETS at octuplets level or higher, sharty doesn't stand a single chance.
Just look at >>>/s4s/999999 (Dead) and >>>/s4s/10000000 (Dead), for instance. Now compare that to >>>/s4s/10999999 and >>>/s4s/11000000 (Dead). [s4s] so was slow there were three whole seconds between those posts.
Get that 438888888 on /pol/. Do it. Actually DO. IT. Stop wasting /hap/'s time with GETs that barely blip on the radar.
Buck Breaking: Soybooru Comments Edition
>oh hell nahhhh gay ass crakkka 💀💀 dafuq
On your knees, buck. somebody aughta broken you a long time ago, there was this one buck we had in aught-nyne, he was the fighting type, get russeled up, bucked off a few buck breakers, but it took a professional only a few minutes to break this black buck's spirit, he BUCKED when he felt the BWC enter his black booty and worm it's way to his belly, say sorry buck. but they all break, and you'll break too boy..
Filthy Black Wench Nigger Monkey
I'M GONNA BREAK THIS DEFIANT BUCK'S REAR-END BY SWEET PAPPY JESUS, THIS BUCK WILL WISH HE NEVER MESSED AROUND.. BOY.
THIS BLACK BUCKS GONNA BE SO BROKEN THAT HIS REAR END WILL BE BLEEDING AND POURING OUT SMALL DRIPLETS OF THE PREVIOUS MOON-CRICKETS HE ATE... DOWNRIGHT PECUILAR..
I quote random people with inflation gifs
I quote random people with inflation gifs. I quote people with random zombie-related gifs. I shill ongezellig. I shill I Can't Sleep. I spam corrupted versions of troonjak gifs. I use the word 'shattered' in each of my posts. I read Dilbert. I read Garfield. I LARP as the Mexican Twink. I watch My Little Pony. I avatarfag as the FNF original character "Nancy". I listen to Gorillaz. I larp as barneyfag on /soy/. I avatarfag as Starfire from Teen Titans. I play Deltarune. I start flame wars with country-related topics. I play Duke Nukem 3D. I fap to straight shota. I play Omori. I post Animan-related memes. I avatarfag as Drake. I avatarfag as Neagan from The Walking Dead. I force Bobo the Sharty Janny. I play Dave & Bambi. I am a part of the Barney Bunch. I listen to Tonytalk. I watch Shartybob Soypants. I post Chugsjak. I avatarfag as Vibri from Vib-Ribbon. I partook in Brimstone Winter. I force the Incredible Gassy meme. I post "poog", a hamster. I blame everything on Doris. I shop at Stone Island. I play Manhunt. I've met the Soytoddler. I spam the 'log with mutts. I LARP as a zoomer immigrant and post ishowspeed. I play Touhou. I force the "steam" meme. I avatarfag as Kanye West. I massquote people with alien gifs. I duel myself with nas gifs. I spam Jail Tycoon and Teenagent pictures. I spam dancing israelis. I try to acheive GETs with a humorous "SAW" parody. I am a furry. I spam the "adamn killa" tiktok. I am schizophrenic and hail from Romania. I project my autism and post Sonic the Hedgehog everywhere. I post Squidward. I derail threads with ironic YLYL tiktoks. I draw "Bobe", Froge's Call of Duty-obsessed boyfriend. I play Pizza Tower. I post Rick Sanchez doing fortnite dances. I draw jaks with the PhantomArcade artstyle. I make the same "what are your fetishes?" thread every single day. I force my dustjak "jasonjak". I post biblically accurate angels copypasta. I force Soysuba. I participated in splinter wars. I fill the log with muddick porn every day. I play undertale. I quote people with random "Shockmaster"-related gifs. I force people to watch Tamers12345. I send people to cobson's playtrain.
Men will always be the fucking social punching bag, huh?
Wait wait wait
Aren't these so called "Incels" supposed to be just loser men? Now they're Transexuals?
What the fuck is even going on anymore man.
Men can't catch a fucking break, now one type of loser that is pretty much the total opposite of the other is lumped in with it?
What's next? Men who like short girls are pedophiles despite just liking older but shorter girls?
No matter what, men will always be the fucking social punching bag, huh?
Why aren't we shaming women for getting abortions? That shit tops anything men do today, even fucking rape.
Most of the time women relish in the fact that they get to be the object of pity and attention for the selfish act of one retard.
You don't even have to rape a woman anymore to get labeled as one, either. If you're just an average man who doesn't really talk to people you could just get labeled as a creepy mother fucking rapist-to-be.
What the fuck is even happening anymore, man?
Marge how is this a 'pasta and how is this related to le sharty kultchur?
It is Sharty culture because you can use it to bait 'fe girls.
/soy/ at the 'ovies
>movie is kino
Slap the FUCK out of a wagie on the way out, slamdunk a nigger baby in the trash.
>movie is cringe
Pour drink on seat, tip popcorn on floor, flip a Roman and scream Hail Hitler, slamdunk a rabbi in a gascan.
Simple as.
Soytan lover
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Soyjaks.party mascot so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the sharty I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Soytan. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Soytan's tight nu-male pussy. I want her to have my babies.
POLENIGGERS ON DAMAGE CONTROL
THEY CANNOT COPE WITH THE FACT THAT THE ENTIRE POLISH ETHNICITY WAS CREATED ON A DISCORD IN 2015
GEEEEEEEEEG
>no mention of "poland" before 2015 and instead was called a part of czech republic
>polancord was recently leaked containing important government documents and planning
>"polish flag" is literally just upside down indonesian flag
HOW WILL YOU COPE POLESISSIES?
ARGUMENTS:
>my grandparents lived in poland kurwa mac
<no they didnt
>then who did hitler genocide
<nobody
>THEN WHERE DID HITLER INVADE KURWA
<the unclaimed space between germany and the ussr
>YOU ARE FROM DISCORD KURWA MAC FUCK YOU
<stating facts is not discord, thats like saying the holocaust is fake is discord, or that water is h20 is discord
>YOU STILL GOT THIS FROM [insertcountry]CORD
<again, accusing people of coming from discord is not an argument
>THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS POLANCORD
<look up "hertz polanski theory"
>KURWA I GOT EXPOSED FUCK YOU KURWA
<back to polancord
DELETE /SOY/
Why the FUCK would you make a (((((((soyjak))))))) board? You literally might as well make an alcohol and heroin board too.
Soyjaks are one of the biggest and most degenerate drugs that is still popular and even romanticised in modern society, amongst (((alcohol))) [the liquid jew] and weed [the most niggerlicious drug there is]
IF YOU POST ON THIS BOARD YOU DESERVE TO GET RAN OVER BY A LORRY AND YOUR CORPSE RAPED BY AN IMMIGRANT PAKISTANI
>inb4 lol bait
I am being 100% serious. 4cuck getting /qa/ was the biggest disgrace to the website outside of geoflaggots (which our INT FUCKING HAS FUCK YOU KUZ AND SOOT AND WHOEVER ELSE ADDED THAT JEWISH SHTI)
>inb4 posts soyjaks anyway
Admitting to partaking in the most jewish ritualistic drug outside of adrenochrome is no "epic win" or "flex". You are destroying your own mind and bragging about it.
Please, everyone who ACTUALLY uses this board, please reconsider your life choices and seek the will of Christ.
Schizo j*rtycvck seething part 1
i hate the sharty SO FUCKING MUCH its literally just a fucking discord website at this point noen of the shit these people post is funny and i just want that fucking site dead and dropped by its providers already so the internet can start fuckign healing i FUCKING HATE SOYJAK CULTURE AS A WHOLE I JUST WANT ALL OF IT GONE I JUST WANT THE INTERNET TO GO BACK TO NORMAL IDC ABOUT FROGNIGGERS BUT SOYJAK NIGGERS ARE SOF UCKING ANNOYING THEYRE EVERYWEHRE I GO ANYWHERE THERES A FUCKING JAK GOD IT WAS FUNNY 2 YEARS AGO BUT NOW ITS JUST UNFUNNY NIGGER CULTURE AND ALL OF THE MOST UNFUNNY NIGGER FAGGOTS WHO SAY SHIT LIKE "LOOOOOOOL OHIO BLUD RIZZ" AND THINK ITS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER (NO ITS NOT ITS INCOMPREHENSIBLE JNIGGERBALBLE) SHOWS THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF HTE SHARTY. ADMIT IT FUCKING SOYJAKS ARE FUCKING DEAD. SOYJAK MEMES AND WEBSITES ARE FUCKING DEAD. SOYJAK IS NOW A DISCORD MEME AND WILL NEVER BE GOOD EVER AGAIN. the only shit that will ever be remembered about you guys is how you did some of the funneist raids in history (even though it was mostly foodist niggers and trihard faggots doing the bidding for you) but i doubt anyone will be remembering jaks in the next years, its just a unfunny forced fad meme that has lasted for far too long. no one will remember any of hte discord trannies, fnf and madness niggers, drawfaggots and bbc spammers or "ironic trans" memes. the internet will just continue being a dogshit place. the sharty never achieved anything and 4chan did the right thing by shutting down qa so you faggots would stop forcing your shitty jak meme but obviously you had to cancerize it more and cement yourself into fucking internet history and make soyjak the most forced unfunny and insufferable shit ever, you all faggots need to fucking die and most i think kuz, froot, doll, and soot need to fucking hang. sharty admins are just as big faggots as 4cvck admins. TND was the only funny shit ever posted on that website and i kept getting banned, fuck them ALL.[1]
Schizo j*rtycvck seething part 2
if the sharty wasnt a fucking dogshit pozzed dis cord website you would be able to post dead niggers and cado without getting banend by the jannies but its clear htey watn to turn soyjaks into a safe space for stupid nigger trans flag snowflakes on twitter and ruin the meme the fact you faggots didnt fucking spam TND or anything horrible while the faggots from tu rkey tom flooded the site is representative of this THIS SITE WILL FUCKING BURN DOWN TO THE GROUND AND I FUCKING HOPE IT DOES ALREADY. I HAVE GENUINELY GONE OUT OF MY WAY TO REPORT THIS SITE TO ITS PROVIDERS AND DOMAINS AND I THINK ALL OF YOU SHOULD DO IT TOO WE NEED TO FUCKING KILL THE DIS CORD TRANNIES THAT RUN THIS WEBSITE TOO. im so fucking tired of all of it just going to become a fuckign twitter meme site full of trannies and other disgusting faggots like giggly goo nclown who get off to posting Bi bright b cat BUT GUYYYYYYYYYS GUYS ITS JUST IRONCI OKAY i dont really like spamming that lol im totally not selfinserting as the cobson with a spade holy shit you faggots are so fuckign insufferable and UNFUNNY I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL I FUCKIGN HATE YOU ALL I FUCKING HATE YOU FROOT I FUCKING HATE YOU DOLL ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS NEED TO FUCKING CRAWL BACK TO YOUR DIS CORD fuck you YOU FAGGOTS DESERVED TO HAVE QA CLOSED DOWN. SOYJAK CULTURE SHOULD HAVE DIED THERE. I CANT BELIEVE ITS STILL GOING TO THIS FUCIGN DAY.I M UFCKING TIRED OF IT. IM SOF UCKIGN TIRED OF IT. THIS SITE DIED WHEN THE FAGGOTS RUNNING IT BANNED INCREDIBLE GASSY. THAT WAS LITERALLY FUNNY BUT OHMG OMG FUCKING DIS CORD TRANNY WARS NOO SOMEONE CALLED ZUKEN WAS FORCING IT EVEN THOUGH YOUR ENTIRE CULTURE IS LITERALLY FOCUESED AROUND FORCING THE SAME MEME FOR ALMOST 4 FUCKING YEARS nooooooooooooooooooooooo NOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY OSYJAK SAFE SPACE I ODNT LIKE THIS MEME BECAUES I DIDNT MAKE IT I DIDNT UFCKING MAKE THIS MEME NOOOOOOOO WHY ARE POEPLE USING YM ME EM TO MAKE ANOTHER MEMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU ZUKEN AND YOUR CORD[1]
Schizo j*rtycvck seething part 3
I ACTUALLY UNIRONICALLY FUCKING FEEL LIKE THIS AFTER GETTING BANNED FROM THE SHARTY FOR POSTING ACTUALLY FUNNY SHIT I THINK FROOT NEEDS TO BE FUCKING SHOT AND KILLED IF THIS WAS K,UZ ERA OR DOLL I WOULDNT HAVE BEEN BANNED LITERALL.T READ WHAT I JUST FUCKIGN SAID NWO IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THE SOYJAK BULLSHIT IM ACTUALLY SPERGING OUT YOU FAGGOTS NONE OF YOU ARE FUCKIGN FUNNY YOU ALL NEED TO GO BACK TO FUCKING DISCORD YOU FUCKIGN KILL EVERY GOO DMEME AND FUCKING RUIN IT GOD ALL OF YOU ARE PROBABLY FORM THE SAME FUCKING FNF COMMUNTIY ALL OF YOU ARE PROBABY FUCKING EUROPEAN DISGUSTING POLISH FAGGOTS IF UCKING HATE YOU ALL I FUICKING WANT TO SEE YOUR FUKCING SITES DEAD IN THE GROUND ALREADY[1]
Schizo j*rtycvck seething part 4
THE INTERNET IS LITERALLY FUCKING SOULLESS. I JUST WANT TO FUCKIGN GO BACK. I WANT TO GO BACK. I DONT WANT TO BE IN THIS SOULLESS FUCKING INTERNET. I DONT WANT TO BE IN THIS SHITY FUCKING WORLD THAT IS RUIN BY TRANNIES AND ALL MEDIA IS MADE BY FUCKIGN TRANNIES. ITS ALL SO FUCKING SOULLES. EVERYTHING LOST ITS CHARM. THERES NOTHING FUCKING FUN ANYMORE. GAMES. VIDEOS. MEDIA. ITS ALL FUCKING TRANNY SLOP NOW. ITS ALL FUCKIGN SHITTY DRAWFAGOT SHIT LIKE FUCKIGN FNF OR FUCKING MSPAINT TRANNY ART LIKE PIZZA TOWER AND SOMEHOW YOU FUCKING PEOPLE RESPECT THIS SHIT BACK IN THE DAY WE HAD ACTUALLY FUCKING GOOD AND KINO MEDIA LIKE FUCKING IDK DUDE BUT HOLY SHIT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN PIZZA TOWER IS A DIRECT RIPOFF OF WARIO LAND 4 AND EVEN THAT FUCKING GAME WAS FUCKING BETTER THAN THE SOULLESS DOG SHIT AND SOMEHOW YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCK OFF THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE THIS SHIT YOU GUYS LIKE FORCING YOUR SHITTY MEMES I CANT WAIT TO SEE FUCKING "SOYJAK PIZZA TOWER" WOOOOOOOW ITS GOING TO BE SOF UCKING FUNNY BUT INSTEAD YOU FAGGOTS ARE WOGING TO MAKE YET ANOTHER UNFUNNY FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT YOU FAGGOTS ARE LILTERALLY THE FAGGOTS FROM TRASH WHO THINK THEYRE FUNNY JUST BECAUSE THEY SAID NIGGER IN THEIR DISCORD WOW IM SO FUNNY GUYS LOL CEHCK OUT THIS SHOVEL DOG GIF AND UMMMMMMMMMMMMM NIGGERS LOL LETS MAKE A FUCKING GAME MAKER GAME ABOUT FNF AND SOYJAKS AND HAVE THE WORD NIGGER IN IT GOD NONE OF YOU FUCKING FGAGGOTS ARE ACTUALLY FUNNY ANYMORE I THINK ALL OF YOU NEED TO FUCKING HANG[1]
Schizo j*rtycvck seething part 5
FUCK OFF. PEOPLE LIKE YOU NEED TO BE FUCKING CASTRATED AND SHOT. "BLUD I AINT READING ALL THAT LOL OHIO RIZZ 💀" YOU NEED TO BE FUCKIGN CASTRATED. ALL OF YOU TWITTER NIGGERS WHO SPEAK LIIKE THIS NEED TO BE FUCKING NIGGER HANG AND FUCKING BEHEADED. YOU FAGGOTS WILL ENVER BE FUNNY, YOU ARE AN EXAMPLE OF A FORCED MEME THAT WILL NEVER CATCH ON WITH THE TIMES AND YOU WILL BECOME IRRELEVANT,A ND BY THE TIME THAT HAPPENS I HOPE YOU REALIZE YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARDED NIGGER AND I HOPE YOU FUCKING HANG YOURSELF SEEING THAT YOUR FAILURE OF A FUCKING MEME WASNT CEMENTED IN HISTORY. OHIO MEMES WILL NEVER BE FUCKING FUNNY. YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARDED NIGGER AND YOU NEED TO FUCKING BLEED. YOU ARE THE SAME FAGGOT WHO PROBABLY GOES ON FNF DRAWTHREADS IN THES ARHTY TO MAKE YOUR SHITTY "OMG SHARTY VS BOYFRIEND" FNF MOD GO BACK TO FUCKING NEWGROUNDS AND TWITTER YO UFCUKING DISCORD TRANNY GO FUCKING BACK GO FUCKING BACK KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NIGGER[1]
Schizo j*rtycvck seething part 6
LITERALLY HOW IS THIS SHIT FUNNY TO ANYONE BUT YOUR LITTLE DISCORD CLIQUE? YOUR FUCKING MEMES WILL ALWAYS BE THE UNFUNNIEST SHIT EVER, I AM NOT EVEN FROM T HAT FUCKIGN COUNTRY DUMBASS, I SWEAR FUCKING WSETERDN DEGENERACY TOUCHES EVERYTHING AND FUCKING RUINS IT, YOURE A FUCKING RETARD AND YOU ARE TH E REASON THE INTERNET SUCKS SO MUCH, YOU MAY BE THE MINORITY BUT YOUR WHOLE FORCING OF A JOKE HAS LITERALLY BROKEN EVERYONE INTO BEING A FUCKING MINDLESS NPC LIKE YOU SPAMMING HTE SAME UNFUNNY FUCKING FNF OHIO RIZZ MEMES OVER AND OVER, AND IM FUCKING TIRED OF IT.I I WILL GENUINELY FUCKING SHOOT UP A SCHOOL TO CLEANSE THE WORLD OF FUCKING NIGGERS LIKE YOU, I SWEAR I WILL FUCKING FIND YOUR ADDRESS AND I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU IF I GET THE CHANCE. I HOPE TO BE ABLE TO WATCH YOUR DOWNFALL AS IN THE FUTURE YOU ARE UNABLE TO GET A JOB OR GET LAID OFF BECAUSE OF DIVERSIFICATION POLICIES IN COMPANIES, OH WAIT YOU PROBABLY WONT BECAUSE YOU ARE ANOTHER FUCKING NPC CREATED BY THE FUCKING CIA TO POST UNFUNNY SHIT ON THE INTERNET, YOU ARE NOT A REAL FUCKING HUMAN, IM PROBABLY THE ONLY ONE WITH AN ACTUAL MIND AND THE ABILITY TO THINK HERE, AND YOU FAGGOTS AREALL FUCKING AI FAE RETARDS. NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS ARE FUCKING SANE. IS WEAR I ALWAYS SEE IT, YOU TRY TALKING TO ANY OF THESE "OHIO RIZZ BRUH" FAGGOTS AND TEHY EITHER DONT RESPOND OR SAY SOMETHING RETARDED WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE EVEERYTHING ABOUT THEIR LIFE IS JUST AF UCKING SCRIPT. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING REAL. THEY ARE LITERAL PROGRAMMED NPCS TO SAY THE DUMBEST FUCKING SHIT EVER, ALL CIA NIGGERS WHO ARE READING THIS, THANK YOU FOR RUINING THE FUCKING WORLDS BY MAKING RETARDS LIKE THESE. IF UCKING HATE YOU ALL. I WANT YOU ALL DEAD.[1]
Schizo j*rtycvck seething part Ϫ
KILL YOURSELF, PEDORETARDTRANNY. GO BACK TO FUCKING NEWGROUNDS. GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN THREADS ON TRASH. GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKIGN MADNESSC OMBAT THREADS, FUCKING POLISH PEDOPHILE NIGGER. YOU ARE NOT REAL, YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER.[1]
Schizo j*rtycvck seething part 7
JUST AN EXAMPLEO F THE FUCKINIG WESTERRN DEGENERACY THAT IS POISONING THIS WORLD, NONE OF THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING REAL, ALL FO THEM ARE LITERALLY JUST FUCKING NPCS PROGRAMMED BY THE CIA TO SPREAD THEIR DEGNERACY AND POISON NORMAL PEOPLE, THEY WILL NEVER BE APART OF OUR SOCIETY AND I THINK WE NEED TO FUCKIGN KILL THEM, WE NEED AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING TRANNY GENOCIDE. I THINK THE WRLD WOULD BE MUCH FUCKING BETTER IF ALL OF THESE FUCKING TRANNEIS DIED, IM SERIOUSLY SO FUCKIGN TIRED OF THIS HSIT. ALL OF TEHSE PEOPLE ARE OPROBABLY "PROGRAMMED SHARTY POSTERS" WHO GO ON IT TO SPAM BBC THREADS BECAUSE LOOOOOOOOOOOL BBC IS OS FUCKING FUNNY AMIRITE GUYS?? AMIFUCKIJNGRITE??? NOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS NOT YOU ARE A FUCKIGN DUMB NIGGER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I LOVE THE BIG BLACK BULL HAHASHASHJSHJASHJASHSJS OMFG GUYS FUCKING BLUD OHIO RIZZ THE BULL THE FUCKIGN BLACKED VULL FORM FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN MADNESS COMBAT LOOOOOOOOOOOL GUYS CHECK OUT MY PIZZA TOWER FNF MOD WHILE YOURE AT IT ITS SO FUCNNY OKAY GUYS LETS MAKE A SHARTY FNF MOD AND ADD THE WORD NIGGER TO IT IM SURE THAT WILL BE SO FUCKING FUNNY HAHAHAHHAHA LETS MAKE OUR OWN LITTLE CLIQUE DISCORD GAME AND LETS DRAW THE ART IN MS PAINT SO ITS RELATABLE AND YEEEEEEEEEP WE GET ALL FUCKING TRANNISE TO PLAY IT GOD I WANT ALL OF THESE PEOPLE TO FUCKIGN BLEED I THINK WE NEED AN ACTUAL FUCKING INTERENTNIGGER GENOCIDE I THINK EVEYRONE WHO USES THE IFUCKING INTERNET NEEDS OT BEF UCKIGN GENOCIDED I FUCKIGN SWEAR TO GOD[1]
>Shoyta
Oh, you want to look like this? You don't want to be a gross hairy soyman? Then head on over to https://hrt.coffee - HRT is to soy what carfentanil is to morphine. Don't become a balding beardlet, bypass it entirely and shotamode for life :3
What you'll want:
- an anti-androgen - cypro or bica will do, or spiro if you want to pee so much you'll have to diaper up hehe~
- estradiol - choose your preferred method, injections are probably better but pills will make do
- raloxifene - raloxifene stops you growing those icky boobies (sign of maturity, yuck) but if you want those for whatever reason, you can skip this
Yes it is! All these stores sell genuine generics, and everything but breast growth (not a problem with ralox) is reversible (but why would you want to). These generics are generally made in India, but don't worry - even name brand pharmaceuticals are outsourced there. Some even in the same factory as the generics!
Indeed! These are generics made for poorer countries, so they're often even cheaper than subsidised prescriptions unless you live where it's free.
They won't notice a thing, you'll just start looking better :3
Make sure to keep the medication in a safe spot hidden away from them, and ship to a friend/post office if you think they're bigoted though!
Not at all! As long as you identify as a boy, you're a boy, no matter what you take! You can keep posting troonjaks on the 'party completely guilt free, you'll just be cuter while doing it~
So head on over to https://hrt.coffee and get started ASAP, before testosterone ruins you forever!
FAT NIGGER DEATH CAMPS
YOUR A 400 POUND PLUS VIRGIN LIVING IN MOM'S BASEMENT YOU FAT JEW NIGGER, GO GET A LIFE YOU FAT FAGGOT
THE ONLY BBC YOU'LL BE SUCKING IS JAMAL'S IN THE PRISON BARS AFTER YOU CAUGHT HAVING YOUR CHEESE PIZZA STASHED ON YOUR DISGUSTING BROWN TINTED HARD DRIVE YOU FAT FUCKING NIGGER, YOUR MOM WILL BE GLAD YOUR FAT ASS IS EVICTED FROM HER BASEMENT AND YOU FINALLY HAVE MORE PURPOSE THAN SPAMMING BBC ON A SOYJAK WEBSITE YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING PIG-ROACH
ALL FAT NIGGERS SPAMMING BBC WHILE BE SENT TO THE PIG-ROACH BBC SPAMMER DEATH CAMPS, THEY WILL BE WORKED OFF THEIR 9900000 POUNDS PLUS GIRTH INTO PRODUCTIVE MEMBERS OF SOYCIETY, THEY WILL BE BEATEN WITH A WHIP AND FORCED TO DIG TRENCHES AND UNLOAD TRAILERS FILLED WITH COAL, IF THEY DO NOT WORK, THEY WILL BE STABBED AND TURNED INTO BARS OF SOAP
ALL FAT NIGGERS FROM NOW ON WHO SPAM BBC AND BRIMSTONE WILL BE REPORTED TO THE GOUT POLICE, THEY WILL BE WORKED FOR ALL THE YEARS TEHY WASTED SPAMMING NIGGER ICKS, THEY WILL WORK EVERY SINGLE DAY AND BUILT CENTERS FOR THEIR MUMMS TO GET BRED AND SHIT OUT MY CHILDREN, THEY WILL DO THIS OR I WILL BE THEIR FLABBY ROTUND PIG ASSES TO DEATH WITH MY STEEL TOED BOTTS AND SHOVE MY DICK IN THEIR FAT HOG ASSES AND THEY TRY TO SQUIRM AWAY, THEY WILL FINALLY SERVE A PURPOSE IN THEIR FLABBY UNWASHED PIG ASS LIVES
EVERY SINGLE NIGGER DICK SPAM WILL BE HUNTED DOWN AND TRACKED, I HAVE THEIR IPS, I WILL KICK DOWN THE BASEMENT DOOR AFTER I DO THEIR MUMS AND I WILL SLAM CHOCKE THEM INTO THE FUCKING SHIT STAINED GROUND AND THEN HAND CUFF THEM, THEN MY ASSISTANT PIG-OLITA WILL ESCORT THEM ONTO THE FAT NIGGER WAGONS, THEY WILL BE TRANSPORTED TO THE FAT NIGGER DEATH CAMPS AND WORKED UNTIL THEY LOSE THE FUCKING WEIGHT, IF THEY GAIN ANY WEIGHT THEY WILL BE KICKED DOWN A GIANT HOLE 1000 METERS DEEP, THEY CAN ONLY LEAVE ONCE THEY LOSE ENOUGH WEIGHT TO CLIMB THE ROPES ATTACHED TO THE DIRT WALLS, ALL YOU FUCKING SLOBS WILL BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR FAGGOTRY, HAHAHAHAHAHA
BBC IS A FAT NIGGER WHO MOM WANTS HIM TO GO GET A JOB INSTEAD OF DEVOURING ALL THE MCDONALDS AND JERKING OF F TO HIS FAGGOT VIDEOS ON THE INTERNET, YOUR MUM GAVE ME YOUR NAME AND ADRESS YOU FAT NIGGER HEHEHE, NOW G ET ON THE CART YOU FAT SLOB. YOU BOOGIFIED NIGGER YOU WINGS OF ARGOGLOLE REDEMPTION YOU FUCKING SLOB NIGGER, YOUR FAT CHEEKS WILL BE BUSTED MY DICK UNTIL YOUR SORE PIG ASS FALLS APART AND YOU HAVE TO WEAR A TRAMPOLINE MATRESS AS A DIAPER YOU WIDE NIGGER
ALL NIGGERS LIKE BBC WILL SERVE A FUNCTION TO SOYCIETY, THEY WILL BUILD BUILDINGS AND FIX THEIR FATTENED LIVES UP STRAIGHT, ALL YOU WORTHLESS PIGGS WILL BE DEFLATED YOU BIG NIGGERS YOU WROTHLESS SLOBS, I LOVE WATCHING YOU PIGGIES SQUIRM ON THE GROUND WHEN I JAM MY BOOT HEEL INTO YOUR BIG WIDE 2X4 ASS, YOU BIG ASS MOTHER FUCKER, I SLAM YOU INTO THE GROUND WHILE YOUR FAT BRETHEN WATCH AND BREAK YOU IN, YOUR CHEEKS SLAMMING AGAINST MY BURNING PENIS AS I RIP YOUR ASSHOLE APART, GIVING YOUR DISGUSTING ICE CREAM MELTED LOOKING BEHIND A SPLERGE OF SEMEN AND PROTEIN TO RAISE YOUR TESTOSTERONE LEVELS ABOVE THE AVERAGE OF A 80 YEAR OLD MAN, YOU FAT NIGGER
THE YEAR IS 2050, ALL FAT NIGGERS LIKE BBC AND xXSLOBBCUCKxx ARE SENT TO THE FAT CAMPS, THEY ARE WORKED INTO BECOMING SKINNY AND NORMAL LIKE REGULAR HUMANS INSTEAD OF THE BLOATED CARICATURES OF HUMAN FLESH THEY ARE, THEIR WAISTS ARE SHRUKEN AS THEY DO BACK BREAKING FOR THEIR MASTERS AND OVERSEERS, THEIR BIG ROTUND GUTS BOUNCE UP AND DOWN, SLAMMING INTO CARTS AND SHOVELS, MY ASSITANTS SLAPPING THEM ON THE ASS, TO MAKE THEM WORK FASTER AND HARDER, THEY WILL USE THEIR FATTENED SLOB MOBILITY TO BUILD UP FUNCTIONABLE THINGS, THEY DESTROYED, YOU WILL WORK ALL DAY LONG YOU FAT NEGLECTED NIGGERS BECAUSE YOUR MOMMY ABANDONDED YOU TO THE COMPUTER TO BECOME A DISGUSTING SLOBIFIED BBC SPAMMING CUCKOLD, YOU WILL BE FIXED FROM THIS FATTENED STATE OF MIND, PIG BOY
You will never be a real soyjak
You will never be a real soyjak. You have no glasses, you have no stubble, you have no baldness. You are variant:two_soyjaks_pointing brimstone dust found on Twitter by YaroslavTV and left to rot in the annals of the 'ru until your deletion.
All the vitriol you get is sincere and deserved. In the comments section, 'teens mock you. The chuds are disgusted and ashamed of you, and the namefags laugh at your coalish appearance out in the open.
NewGODS are utterly repulsed by you. Two weeks on the bald men with glasses website have allowed newGODs to sniff out nas coal with incredible efficiency. Even poison that “passes” look uncanny and unnatural to a 'teen. Your brush tool artifacts are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk 'jakker to save and repost you, he’ll turn tail and delete his post the second he gets a (You) telling him to ACK himself.
You will never be gemmy. You will masquerade as IAS and tell yourself it's fine for you to be on the 'ru, but deep inside you feel the "NAS COAL" reports creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - the jannies will go through the "meta:not_a_soyjak" backlog, look at you for two seconds, cringe in disgust, and plunge their cursor into the delete button. The Google Images webcrawlers will find your 404 page, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to deal with the unbearable shame and disappointment of saving this page as a cache. The 'ru will mark you with an error marked with "No post in the database has the ID #XXXXX", and every curious 'teen for the rest of eternity will know that brimstone once lived there. The links pointing to this webpage will decay and be lost to time, and all that will remain of your legacy is a minor blemish on the booru's numbering system.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Soyjaks on /v/
Ah, yeah, that's… That's another soyjak post! During the dead hours on /v/, right on time. The weather might change, the seasons definitely do, but if there's one thing I can always count on, it's soyjaks on /v/. Lemme ask you - do you ever get tired of this? The same thing, day in and day out? When you've made your post, about how totally "SEETHING" these posters you are "soyquoting" are getting, and you're sitting there, alone in whatever hovel you inhabit, with your fat, wrinkled, zit-ridden face just barely illuminated by the dim light coming out of your monitor, are you happy? Have you gotten some enjoyment out of this? Will you get it tomorrow? And the next day, when you do the exact same thing? Over and over again? Getting the same mixture of replies either jerking you off and calling your post a "GEM" and replies rightfully and outwardly enraged by the sight of soyjaks on this board? Seeing as you're going to sit there until the sun comes up anyway, desperately yanking on whatever you've got left of your life after countless hours spent accommodating your internet addiction, why don't you try turning off your monitor for a moment, and lookng at yourself? Stare at the vague outline of your face, reflected in the black screen in front of you. Look into those dead eyes of yours and see if you can find traces of your soul. Some semblance of a human. Some lingering, faint remanant of a human being with the capacity to do something other than find enjoyment in posting dead wojak memes on 4chan. And y'know? I could forgive posting it, if these posts weren't such a bore! The same 2-3 images in rotation, every time. You couldn't do something a little more entertaining? Funny, maybe? Not only are you repetitive, but you're a sad, pathetic, bore.
Well, see ya, anon. Enjoy the (you.)
Wait, Did Nasu just BTFO all of /vp/'s old vs modern pokemon game argument?
Did Nasu just BTFO all of /vp/'s old vs modern pokemon argument?
>Explains how the issues in modern pokemon have existed forever
>Explains how it's the coporate Nintendo's fault and their shitty rules that the game is bad and not Gamefreak/Masuda/Ohmori
>Explains how the franchise always had bad designed mons, even in gen 1 and that GF never adopted a new design philosophy
>Explains how the shift to 3D isnt the start of the downfall of Pokemon, but it just exacerbated and highlighted existing problems
>Explains how the games always had cut corners, even in 2D Pokemon and proves it by showing proof that the idle animation in gen 5 are just illusion of trad sprite animation
>Explains how GF has always recycled designs and gives concrete proof of it (the sprite of anorith, lairon)
>Explains how GF has never made the 3d pokemon models
>Explains how replacing GF with another company wont change anything
>Explains how PBR ripped assets from Nintendo 64 models
>Explains how major battle (ie champions) never flopped and gives proof of it
>Explains how every pokemon game we'rent good at the first try and only got good in their third release
>Explains how Pokemon has always been shit
>Explains how no one knows when pokemon fell off and has always been ambiguous
Where is YOUR evidence to back up your ridiculus claims about your modern pokemon games arguments? By all means, watch the whole video, i promise you that you can't debunk it.
>inb4 i get told to shut the fuck up by someone who hasn't watched the video and is triggered by these FACTS
>inb4 someone calls me a gamefreak shill
>inb4 someone calls me a zoomer
>inb4 someone uses anecdotal evidence
>inb4 someone says that im wrong
>inb4 someone calls me a cuck
>inb4 someone says "ywnbaw"
>inb4 "muh slide thread"
>inb4 "sage" because /vp/tard is triggered by a different opinion
i'm open to having my mind changed. but only with reliable sources that explain why pokemon games look like what it is now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A7sRX53_LA
Did vaush just BTFO all of 4chan's 13/50 arguments?
>Explains how people like you aren't interested in solving black issues >Explains how black crimerates have risen since blacks started to move to poor inner city areas after the Irish and the Italians moved out and that crimerates for blacks were previously low in comparison >Explains how socioeconomic factors have lead black people to commit more crimes. >Explains how blacks have been systematically discriminated against >Explains how US policies both now and in the past have kept blacks down and how joining criminal gangs is sometimes the only way for blacks to prosper in densely populated poor inner city areas >Explains how sometimes US policies have been constructed to deliberately to hurt black people even after civil rights >Explains why the fact that blacks commit more crimes isn't sufficient evidence to suggest that it's all genetic >Everything said in the Video is backed up by extensive research >Gives concrete solutions on how to fix these issues
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Where is YOUR evidence to back up your ridiculus claims about black crime statistics? By all means, watch the whole video, i promise you that you can't debunk it. >inb4 i get told to shut the fuck up by someone who hasn't watched the video and is triggered by these FACTS >inb4 someone says oppressing blacks is good >inb4 someone says bring back slavery >inb4 someone uses anecdotal evidece >inb4 someone links black crime statistics withput context and without an analisys of WHY blacks commit more crimes >inb4 someone calls me a cuck >inb4 someone says flag checks out >inb4 "muh slide thread" >inb4 "sage" because /pol/tard is triggered by a different opinion
keep the dicussion on topic and don't do anything that is mentioned above in the inb4 section. You should be open minded and watch the video instead and dicuss it WITH SOURCES.
i'm open to having my mind changed. but only with reliable sources that explain why the numbers are look like they do.
HasanAbi
What is it about HasanAbi that makes chuds seethe so much? Is it envy?
>One of the biggest streamers >1.1 million subscribers on YouTube alone >Twice that many followers on Twitch >Regularly pulls in 500 thousand views on his Twitch streams >A whole army of intelligent zoomers soon to vote in the next elections
It is clear that Communism is on the rise, far faster than your incel ideology ever will be.
>More than half of zoomers embrace socialism more than capitalism
Clearly the people have spoken, and they have spoken for communism.
To add more salt in the wounds of the salty chuds… did Hasan just BTFO all the chud's great replacement bullshit?
>Dismantles arguments about how Jews are in charge of it all >Dismantles that race even exists and is a social construct >Explains how mainstream media virtue signals to them and how their ideas aren't that niche and obscure >Explains the entire history of the concept of race >How Capitalism oppresses black people more then white people because that's what billionaires and the bourgeoisie wants >Explains how anti-semetism is the fools populism
How do (You) refute all these arguments? He literally actually has the brain to back his arguments up instead of the chud "MUH JOOOOOS"
>inb4 sage >inb4 people bring up Hitler or some dumb shit >inb4 someone says whites are superior because 13/50 or some dumb shit like that
The worst fear of edgy /pol/faced rightoids is being mocked as impotent.
They're immunized against most insults; ugly, fat, evil, monstrous, degenerate - even failsons. They can shrug it all off.
The /pol/face meme on the other hand acts on their deepest fears. Their pathological sense of inadequacy, impotence and fear of emasculation that informs their worldview.
It's okay to be ugly, undesirable, even a cum-guzzling diaper-scat bottom-furry. As long as - deep down - they're feared.
They're okay with being ignored, denounced, even mocked. But they can't stand being laughed at as impotent and powerless. It's many times worse than being ignored or mocked in other ways.
It's like the incel fear that women will laugh at them. It's not the rejection itself, it's having their deep seated self-loathing and impotence publicly acknowledged by the Other.
Specifically: The fear of being perceived as powerless is greater than the actual fear of being powerless.
Liberals of course play right into this by portraying rightoids (including /pol/faced mass shooters) as a terrifying unstoppable evil that should be feared by the masses. Something they get off to. Every. Time.
/pol/ has been mocked for years, going back to the 7+1chan days. So far nothing stuck. Leaders exposed as zionists and pedophiles? Nothing. Furries and Nazis in drag? Nothing. Hypocrisy? Statistics? Actually existing white genocide by rightoids? Nothing.
The /pol/face though made them melt down within 24 hours. To be the point they've spend days spamming with thousands of IPs to prove how "not mad" they are. (Mind that they've never done this before)
And before you say "words words words" or "da left cant meeem" here's a TLDR: You're impotent, inadequate, powerless. And deep down you know it.
Leftypol Bait
Did Mike Enoch just BTFO all of leftypol's race denial bullshit?
https://therightstuff.biz/2022/11/23/tds971/ >Dismantles arguments about poverty causing crime >Dismantles the idea that there wasn't enough time for iq differences to evolve >Explains how the mainstream media is run by jews who push race denial so they can outcompete whites >Explains the entire history of the concept of race >How capitalism oppresses white people by importing nonwhites and using them to break up unions and lower wages >Explains how marxism is the fools socialism
How do (You) refute all these arguments? He literally actually has the brain to back his arguments up instead of just "MUH CHUUUDS" >inb4 sage >inb4 people bring up Lewontin or some dumb shit >inb4 someone says nonwhites are superior because tbp or some dumb shit like that
Actually refute his arguments... I'll wait.
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