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100% of Swedish people look like this.

The Kingdom of Sweden is a country in Scandinavia. It is best known for having hostilities with Norway and being gemmish.[1]

Controversies[edit | edit source]

According to a recent public opinion poll, the majority of people believe that Sweden is simply made up and is indeed not a real place. Some attribute this anomaly to ongoing international jewish psyops.[2]


Sweden has been criticised by the international community for its excessively high coal-per-capita output. In addition, Sweden has rountinely refused calls by bipartisan international organisations to introduce a Nobel Prize for the Soyical Arts, despite the fact that this would greatly liven up the dueling scene and maybe even redeem their shithole.

In popular culture[edit | edit source]

The very first Soyjak was posted by a Swedish citizen. Win. [3]

The soyjak known as Impish Soyjak Ears was traced from a composite face of the average Swedish male, compiled from Swedish census data.[4] This means they physically say that and look like that.

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