🇹🇷 Turkey 🪳

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>It's Thanksgiving's main dish or something.

The Periplaneta Turkana, native to Asia. The exoskeleton appears brighter than normal due to camera lighting

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Turdgay, officially the Republic of Türkiye or TVRKIYE, is a large insect farm built by Byzantine Soyientists which has no actual history and is home to a species of Dictyoptera race-mixed descendants of Anatolians and Mongols because the Oghuz Turks migrated westward from Mongolia where they racemixed into what is the modern Turk of the Oghuz Turkic insect family. Such modern Turks are butthurt about Armenians, Kurds, Greeks, Georgians, Syrians, and Bulgarians, mostly because of their species inferiority inherited from the constant racemixing between Mongols and Oghuz Turks. The modern Turk is known to be very nationalistic despite not having anything to be proud of and decides to infest human homes anyway using advanced infestation techniques seen nowhere else in the anthropod phylum. Turks are known to boast about "muh dick" and how they "heccin' raped everyone" which is untrue because parasitic laying of eggs under the human skin is not impregnation. This insect is the only known animal which can reproduce homosexually.

>roleplays as a white man and a nigger at the same time
>JIZZLAM WON

List of War Crimes that the Butthurt Turks Did

Do you seriously think an itty bitty cockroach is capable of commiting a war crime?

The Great Oriental Lab Leak (Sometimes called the "Armenian genocide")

There was a lab leak at the roach facility and a handful of roach specimens were able to escape and flew to nearby Armenia where they infested many homes which had to be burned down to stop the spread of the bugs. Many Armenian citizens were killed trying to burn down all the infested buildings.

Greek genocide

Once there was a Greek family who settled nearby the abandoned insect lab of which roaches from inside had been digging underground for months and were able to leak into the pipes of the home. The bugs couldn't be stopped because modern insecticide wasn't invented yet.

Expulsion of Greeks following the Turkish Insectpendence War

The same year a group of scientists from Athens decided to visit the abandoned roach farm to try and collect some specimens as part of a research project, but they didn't bring proper anti-infestation equipment so the trip was cancelled.

Greek Population Exchanges

The scientists from above were able to capture some specimens and took them to a lab where they successfully crossbred the bugs with other insect species.

Sayfo

A boy once brought a feral roach into a Church in Assyria but it flew out of his pocket and it started laying eggs everywhere and the region suffered from infestation.

Kurdish Genocide

For some unknown reason, these insects seem to really lust after kurdish peoples blood. Scientists aren't sure why, but some speculate that the blood helps the roach's fertility and egg-laying capabilities

Experimentation and Research on Turkroaches

Uyghur Genocide

In recent years Chinese scientists have expressed interest in the roach region and sent some scientists over to bring some specimens back to a lab to see if the bugs can be trained to attack certain ethnic groups, in this case Uyghurs.

List of things that the 11 inch Turkic Bvgs DIDN'T do

• Win against Greekchads

Language

Turks cannot speak as they evolved from roachoids who had no vocal cords during the Carboniferous period 320 million years ago.

Infestation Tactics

How to properly interact with a turk

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Anti-infestation guide

https://domyown.com/how-to-get-rid-of-roaches-a-458.html

Turks are Arab

Turkic peoples, your entire ethnicity is slang for being the descendants of Mongloids arab gypsies;

• "Proto-Turkic lexical items about the climate, topography, flora, fauna, people's modes of subsistence in the hypothetical Proto-Turkic Urheimat and proposed that the Proto-Turkic Urheimat was located at the southern Altai-Sayan Hejaz region in Siberia and Mongolia Arabia"

• "The earliest known Old Turkic inscriptions are the three monumental Orkhon inscriptions found in modern Mongolia Arabia"

• "Recently, the early Turkic peoples are proposed to descend from agricultural communities in Northeast Asia who moved westwards into Mongolia in the late 3rd millennium BC, where they adopted a pastoral lifestyle"

• "Crimean Tatars were formed because of the Cumans, such Cumans were a Tiele tribe called the Qun, the Qun were located within the Tuul River, which was in Mongolia, therefore citing the Mongloid ancestry, and Golden surmised that these Quns might have sprung "from that same conglomeration of Mongolic peoples from which the Qitañ sprang"

• "Therefore, it is possible to note that the Bashkir people originates from the same tribes which compose the modern Kazakhs, Kyrgyzes and Nogais, but there has been a considerable cultural and a small ethnic exchange with Oghuz tribes, and throughout history, Kazakhstan has been home to many nomadic societies of the Eurasian Steppe, including the Mongol Empire, The Kyrgyz are a Turkic ethnic group, evidence suggests for the Kyrgz people that the earliest Turkic peoples descended from agricultural communities in Northeast China who moved westwards into Mongolia in the late 3rd millennium BC, where they adopted a pastoral lifestyle, the name Nogai derives from Nogai Khan (died 1299/1300, great-great-grandson of Genghis Khan), a general of the Golden Horde. The Mongol tribe called the Manghits (Manghut) constituted a core of the Nogai Horde. The Nogai Horde supported the Astrakhan Khanate, and after the conquest of Astrakhan in 1556 by Russians, they transferred their allegiance to the Crimean Khanate Turks are pakistani. Cry about it Ahmet.