Zoomers
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Zoomers are those born between 1997 and 2012. They're known for their iSpeech, iPhones, and gemmy culture. They also like Skibidi Toilet and other kino, making them extremely popular.
Zoomer Speak
The zoomer speek seems to be based on nigger speech, zoomers tend to try to keep their sentences as short as possible and abriviate as much as possible. They tend to use emojis in an abundance when used, a commonly used emoji is the skull emoji which represents how dead they feel about it because of how "goofy" it is.
Common zoomer words and sentences:
- fr - it stands for for real and is meant as a way to express shock or if the questioner really is questioning the claim. Could also be short for France.
- only in ohio - see goofy
- goofy - see looney tunes
- silly - a way to say goofy
- W - also known as dubs, it is meant to represent Win to express victory
- L - stands for lose, meant to express fails.
- bussing/bussin - it means that something is good
- cap - cap means a lie, when saying no cap one tries to say that its not a lie, it also can be used as a question
- ong - standing for on god, it is meant as a way to swear that the truth is being spoken or meant to express agreement
- ahh - retarded way of saying "ass", normally followed after "goofy".
- rizz - having good charisma, style, or attractiveness. Also a shorter way of saying Charisma
- Gyatt - Slang for "God damn", used when a woman has a big ass.
- on jah - variant of ong, means the same thing. "jah" refers to negroidic rapper xxxtentacion.
Some of those zoomer speak words tend to appear in soy speak
Zoomer Potrayal
Zoomers commonly are potrayed as glass wearing boys (since tik-tok ruined their eyesight) with curly hair, commonly referred as Ice Cream Hair, or straight hair. Zoomers tend to not style their hair or just curl it. Zoomers are shown using soy based products and use electric vehicles as transportation. They're commonly potrayed as weak or feminine.
Zoomers place in jak culture
As we all know all of the sharty exists of 13 year old children. Zoomers are thus very prominent. Entire boards have been created due to the influence Zoomers and even some Gen Alphas had on the sharty, such as /ohio/ and /skibidi/.
