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Baby monkeys are known for being coalish annoying little [[Nigger|niggers]], which is why some soiteens recommend torturing them.
[[File:Soot bmt.jpg|thumb|Soot soyquoting a pathetic BMTroon]]Baby monkeys are known for being cute and funny little [[Nigger|creatures]], which is why some soiteens recommend adopting one and treating them with love and care.
== Background ==
==Background, or, Rise of the BMTroons==
Despite numerous calls to create a board /bmt/ for baby monkey torture, the soyjak.party administration team refuses to implement the requests of the soyteen community. Many soyteens are deeply disappointed by this, and there is an ongoing grassroots lobbying campaign to fix this error.  
BMT spammers frequently spam [[Soyjak.party|the sharty]].


== Soot's involvment ==
BMT (baby monkey torture) spam got its start from [[Trannies|0chan.life users]] discovering the sharty
[[File:Soot bmt.jpg|thumb]]
On march 10th 2022 [[soot]] publicly endorsed baby monkey torture giving a promising hope to many soyteens


== Kuz involvement ==
They are all psychopaths who would torture a human child if they could (but torturing monkeys is easier and more socially acceptable (in indonesia))
Kuz, being a dirty monkey lover, banned BMT threads across all of his websites, including the sharty.


== See also ==
Being ever hungry for more freaks to share their torture fetish with they quickly realized that they could induct young impressionable soyteens into their cult 


* [[File:Babymonkeytorture.gif|frame]][[Macaco]]
Despite numerous calls from said 0chan users to create a board /bmt/ for baby monkey torture, the soyjak.party administration team refuses to implement the requests of the monkey torture community. Many soyteens are very proud of this decision and there is an ongoing grassroots lobbying campaign to end BMT spam forever. This campaign has been very successful, resulting in the BMT spammers losing all of their IPs. As one BMT spammer put it (shortly before committing suicide), <blockquote>>Ever since Kuz took over, I've been losing friends! All of my tor links to 0chan /pity/ get deleted instantly! I may just have to-ACK!<ref>#vent on BMTcord</ref> </blockquote>
[[File:Bmttroon_btfo.gif|frame|An image of a KiwiTRANNIE submitting xerself to xer superior baby monpai owner.]]
 
==Arguments used by BMT lovers==
 
*>You're a KIWITROON! You don't want to watch our snuff films so you must have come from KIWI FARMS!
*>They're ANNOYING! They totally DESERVE to have a long and painful death because they, uh, squealed a little when I took away their milk!
*>What? Noooo I don't get off to this! I just hoard webms of baby monkeys getting killed and tortured so I can... uhh.. look at them!
*>I totally wouldn't torture a human child if i could even though I hate baby monkeys for the same exact reason people can't stand to be around human babies
*>(Soyquotes you with 1 of 3 images from their barren soy folder)
 
==How to spot a BMTroon in real life==
[[File:Babymonkeytorture.gif|thumb|300x300px|A bmtroon from [[Reddit]] ]]You can never be sure who indulges in sick fantasies just by looking at them. However there are usually some telltale signs of someone who pleasures themselves to monkey death. For example:
 
#They watch [[Trannies|Keffals]] (they want to see kiwifarms shut down because their dox is there)
#They're a older mom who watches a suspicious amount animal videos on youtube
#They're from Indonesia and spend a lot of time filming monkeys
#They use [[Discord]]
 
==Soot's involvment==
On march 10th 2022 [[soot]] BTFO'd a BMTroon by soyquoting xem
 
==Kuz involvement==
Kuz, being a good admin, banned BMT threads across all of his websites, including the sharty.
 
The acronym "BMT" is now filtered as well.
 
This has caused tons of seethe from the entire BMT community, so much so that a few of them even forgot to take their HRT supplements
 
==See also==
 
*[[Macaco]]
[[File:Bmttroon_btfo.gif|frame|An image of a BMTroon submitting xerself to xer superior baby monpai owner.]]
 
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Revision as of 11:07, 29 January 2023

Soot soyquoting a pathetic BMTroon

Baby monkeys are known for being cute and funny little creatures, which is why some soiteens recommend adopting one and treating them with love and care.

Background, or, Rise of the BMTroons

BMT spammers frequently spam the sharty.

BMT (baby monkey torture) spam got its start from 0chan.life users discovering the sharty

They are all psychopaths who would torture a human child if they could (but torturing monkeys is easier and more socially acceptable (in indonesia))

Being ever hungry for more freaks to share their torture fetish with they quickly realized that they could induct young impressionable soyteens into their cult

Despite numerous calls from said 0chan users to create a board /bmt/ for baby monkey torture, the soyjak.party administration team refuses to implement the requests of the monkey torture community. Many soyteens are very proud of this decision and there is an ongoing grassroots lobbying campaign to end BMT spam forever. This campaign has been very successful, resulting in the BMT spammers losing all of their IPs. As one BMT spammer put it (shortly before committing suicide),

>Ever since Kuz took over, I've been losing friends! All of my tor links to 0chan /pity/ get deleted instantly! I may just have to-ACK![1]

Arguments used by BMT lovers

  • >You're a KIWITROON! You don't want to watch our snuff films so you must have come from KIWI FARMS!
  • >They're ANNOYING! They totally DESERVE to have a long and painful death because they, uh, squealed a little when I took away their milk!
  • >What? Noooo I don't get off to this! I just hoard webms of baby monkeys getting killed and tortured so I can... uhh.. look at them!
  • >I totally wouldn't torture a human child if i could even though I hate baby monkeys for the same exact reason people can't stand to be around human babies
  • >(Soyquotes you with 1 of 3 images from their barren soy folder)

How to spot a BMTroon in real life

A bmtroon from Reddit

You can never be sure who indulges in sick fantasies just by looking at them. However there are usually some telltale signs of someone who pleasures themselves to monkey death. For example:

  1. They watch Keffals (they want to see kiwifarms shut down because their dox is there)
  2. They're a older mom who watches a suspicious amount animal videos on youtube
  3. They're from Indonesia and spend a lot of time filming monkeys
  4. They use Discord

Soot's involvment

On march 10th 2022 soot BTFO'd a BMTroon by soyquoting xem

Kuz involvement

Kuz, being a good admin, banned BMT threads across all of his websites, including the sharty.

The acronym "BMT" is now filtered as well.

This has caused tons of seethe from the entire BMT community, so much so that a few of them even forgot to take their HRT supplements

See also

An image of a BMTroon submitting xerself to xer superior baby monpai owner.
  1. #vent on BMTcord