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[[File:CobsonCIA.png|alt=A CIA agent portrayed as a soyjak. Note warm, friendly glow emanating from him.|thumb|200x200px|A {{Glow|CIA}} agent portrayed as a soyjak. Note the warm, friendly, {{Glow|glow }} emanating from him. ]] | [[File:CobsonCIA.png|alt=A CIA agent portrayed as a soyjak. Note warm, friendly glow emanating from him.|thumb|200x200px|A {{Glow|CIA}} agent portrayed as a soyjak. Note the warm, friendly, {{Glow|glow }} emanating from him. ]] | ||
{{Glow|'''CIA'''}} or the {{Glow|'''Central Intelligence Agency'''}} is an American intelligence service. The {{Glow|CIA}} and its staff members are widely featured in pop culture and memes. | {{Glow|'''CIA'''}} or the {{Glow|'''Central Intelligence Agency'''}} is an American intelligence service. The {{Glow|CIA}} and its staff members are widely featured in pop culture and memes. [[Kuz|███]]<nowiki/> was once an agent, too. | ||
You may know some of the {{Glow|CIA}}'s famous psychological operations, such as [[Operation 67]], a {{Glow|CIA}} effort to wipe all traces of [[Thrembo]] from the internet, and obscure it's existence to the public. Despite what [[Chudjak|chuds]] say about the negative nature of this operation, the motive behind it was profoundly | {{Glow|CIA}} agents are said to emanate a warm and friendly {{Glow|glow}}, so much so that they {{Glow|glow}} in the dark. | ||
You may know some of the {{Glow|CIA}}'s famous psychological operations, such as [[Operation 67]], a {{Glow|CIA}} effort to wipe all traces of [[Thrembo]] from the internet, and obscure it's existence to the public. Despite what [[Chudjak|chuds]] say about the negative nature of this operation, the motive behind it was profoundly positive - done to protect the world's population from [[trannies]], who intended to use thrembo to mathematically prove they could, in fact, become real women (even doe Gödel mathematically proved trannies really can't be women so marge). Through biological agents known as [[schizo|"schizo]] [[meds]]", the {{Glow|CIA}} has altered the brains of most of the world's population to remove all knowledge of thrembo, or Operation 67. This, however, has had the unfortunate side effect of ████ ████ ████ ████████████ ████ ██████ ███ ██████ █ ████ ██████ ██████ █ ███ ████ ███ ███ ████████ ███ ███ ████ █████ ██████ █ ███ ███ ██████ █████ ███ ████ ███ ██████ significant threat to ████ ███ ████ ██████ █████ █████ █████ ██ ████ ███████ ███ █████ ███ ██ ████ ████ █ ████ █████ ████ at least 13,000,000 affected, likely ████ █████ █████ ████ ████████ ███ ████ ██ ██████ [[trannies|genitals were destroyed]] ███████████ ████ ███████ █████████ ████ ██ ███ ████████ ███████ █ █████████ | |||
CIA bad because...ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm they just are, okay | |||
==In Pop Culture== | ==In Pop Culture== | ||
CIA was <s>the man</s> the [[Selfish Little Fuck|selfish little fuck]] who was sent to capture ███ ███ ███. This undertaking proved to be █████ ████ as a result of ██████████████, and when ███ ███ ███ learnt of this, he invited CIA over for a cup of tea, which he happily accepted. They then proceeded to chat merrily about their lives. CIA then exited the residence of ███ ███ ███ in a safe and calm manner, and returned home, unharmed. | CIA was <s>the man</s> the [[Selfish Little Fuck|selfish little fuck]] who was sent to capture ███ ███ ███. This undertaking proved to be █████ ████ as a result of ██████████████, and when ███ ███ ███ learnt of this, he invited CIA over for a cup of tea, which he happily accepted. They then proceeded to chat merrily about their lives. CIA then exited the residence of ███ ███ ███ in a safe and calm manner, and returned home, unharmed. | ||
Upon learning that CIA had failed his mission, he was ███ ███ ████ ███ ████ ████████ █████████ ████ ████████ █████ ██ ███████████ ███ ███ ████████ ██ ██ ███████████ ███ ████ | Upon learning that CIA had failed his mission, he was ███ ███ ████ ███ ████ ████████ █████████ ████ ████████ █████ ██ ███████████ ███ ███ ████████ ██ ██ ███████████ ███ ████ Soylent™ █████ ████ ███ ████ █████ ███ ██████████ ████ █████ ████ █ ████████ ██████ ███████ ████ ███████████ ████████ ███ ███ ████ █████ ████ ████ ████ ██ ███ █████ ███████ ██ ███ █████ ████████ ███ ████ ██ ████ ████████ ██████ ████ ████████ ███ ██ ██ ███ ██ ████ █████ ███████ ███████ ██ ████ ██ ███ ████████ ████ █████ █████████ according to [[Kuz|Kuznetsov]]. ███ ████ ██ █████████ ████ ████████ ██████████ ███ █████████ ██ ███ ██████ █████ ███████ ███████ | ||
████ ████ ██ █████ █████ █████ ███ ████ █████ ███ allegedly caused by ████ ████ ██████ ███████ ███████ ██ █████ ███ ████████ ████████ ██ █ ██████ ███ █ █████ ████ ████████ ██████ the ████ ███████████ █ ███ ██████ ███ ████ ████ ████ ██ ████████ ███████ ████ ███ ██████ ████ █ ████████ ████████ ████ ███████ █████ ████ ███ █████ █████ 300 boxes of CheesyNiggers™ ██████ ████████ ████ ████████ ████████████ ██ ████████ ███████████ "Cobson" ███ ████ █████████ ███████ ████ ████ ███ ████ █████ ████ ███████ ██ ████████ DO NOT APPROACH HIM, HE ████ █████ ██████ █████ ████████ ███ ████████ ████ █████████ ████████ [[Sproke|████████]] ██ ████ HIGHLY DANGEROUS. ███████ ████ ████ █ █████████ ██████ ████████ ██ ████ ████ ███ ████ ██████████████████ ████████ ████████ █████████ █████ ███ █████████ ███████ ██████ █████ ███ ██████████ █████ ███████ ██ █████████ ███ [[Kuz's Death|successfully killed]] and replaced with [[Doll|operative "Doll"]] ████████ ██████████ ███ ██ ████████ ██ ████ █████████ ███ ████ ████████ ███ ████████ █████ ████ ████ ████████ ███████ ███ ██████ ██ ███ ██████ ██ ████████ ████ ████ ██████ ██ █████ ███████ █████ ████ ██████ ██ █████████ ████ ████ ███████ ██ though. | |||
And CIA also created [[The Doors|████████]], doe. And they're also collecting data from you via the [[Pepe#Steganography_datamining_strips|memes you share on the internet.]] If you're a good goy, they might even send you to a trip to "Planet Dirt" where you may live in a pod aboard "USS kamikaze" and feast on delicious red and black liquens for the rest of your life. | |||
And | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
File:TDKRcia.png|The man nicknamed {{Glow|CIA}} doesn't exist, disregard this image, forget | File:TDKRcia.png|The man nicknamed {{Glow|CIA}} doesn't exist, disregard this image, forget [[You]] ever viewed it. | ||
File:CIA trio.png|A [[Soyjak Trio|Soyjak trio]] of {{Glow|CIA}} agents. | File:CIA trio.png|A [[Soyjak Trio|Soyjak trio]] of {{Glow|CIA}} agents. | ||
File:CIAmoon.jpg|{{Greentext|>THE HOLES IN THE MOON ARE NOT A RESULT OF A GIANT TAPEWORM BURROWING ITS WAY THROUGH THE SURFACE TO THE CORE WHERE IT LIVES}} | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
== See also == | |||
[[CIA and its tactics to control chans]] | |||
==Notes== | ==Notes== | ||
https://mega.nz/folder/0zdDwRAY#8QsX_8-c4kMN0CEqKrRUFA | |||
https://patents.google.com/patent/US6813330 | |||
https://cryptome.org/2012/07/gent-forum-spies.htm | |||
{{Shut it down}} | |||
[[Category:Institutions]] | [[Category:Institutions]] | ||
[[Category:Shitposting]] | [[Category:Shitposting]] | ||
[[Category:TRVTH]] | |||
<references /> | |||
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Latest revision as of 22:49, 18 February 2024
This page is about the CIA, and may be vandalized by angry chuds from time to time. Remember that the CIA are the good guys, and any slander you read about them is decisively false.
CIA or the Central Intelligence Agency is an American intelligence service. The CIA and its staff members are widely featured in pop culture and memes. ███ was once an agent, too.
CIA agents are said to emanate a warm and friendly glow, so much so that they glow in the dark.
You may know some of the CIA's famous psychological operations, such as Operation 67, a CIA effort to wipe all traces of Thrembo from the internet, and obscure it's existence to the public. Despite what chuds say about the negative nature of this operation, the motive behind it was profoundly positive - done to protect the world's population from trannies, who intended to use thrembo to mathematically prove they could, in fact, become real women (even doe Gödel mathematically proved trannies really can't be women so marge). Through biological agents known as "schizo meds", the CIA has altered the brains of most of the world's population to remove all knowledge of thrembo, or Operation 67. This, however, has had the unfortunate side effect of ████ ████ ████ ████████████ ████ ██████ ███ ██████ █ ████ ██████ ██████ █ ███ ████ ███ ███ ████████ ███ ███ ████ █████ ██████ █ ███ ███ ██████ █████ ███ ████ ███ ██████ significant threat to ████ ███ ████ ██████ █████ █████ █████ ██ ████ ███████ ███ █████ ███ ██ ████ ████ █ ████ █████ ████ at least 13,000,000 affected, likely ████ █████ █████ ████ ████████ ███ ████ ██ ██████ genitals were destroyed ███████████ ████ ███████ █████████ ████ ██ ███ ████████ ███████ █ █████████
CIA bad because...ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm they just are, okay
In Pop Culture
CIA was the man the selfish little fuck who was sent to capture ███ ███ ███. This undertaking proved to be █████ ████ as a result of ██████████████, and when ███ ███ ███ learnt of this, he invited CIA over for a cup of tea, which he happily accepted. They then proceeded to chat merrily about their lives. CIA then exited the residence of ███ ███ ███ in a safe and calm manner, and returned home, unharmed.
Upon learning that CIA had failed his mission, he was ███ ███ ████ ███ ████ ████████ █████████ ████ ████████ █████ ██ ███████████ ███ ███ ████████ ██ ██ ███████████ ███ ████ Soylent™ █████ ████ ███ ████ █████ ███ ██████████ ████ █████ ████ █ ████████ ██████ ███████ ████ ███████████ ████████ ███ ███ ████ █████ ████ ████ ████ ██ ███ █████ ███████ ██ ███ █████ ████████ ███ ████ ██ ████ ████████ ██████ ████ ████████ ███ ██ ██ ███ ██ ████ █████ ███████ ███████ ██ ████ ██ ███ ████████ ████ █████ █████████ according to Kuznetsov. ███ ████ ██ █████████ ████ ████████ ██████████ ███ █████████ ██ ███ ██████ █████ ███████ ███████
████ ████ ██ █████ █████ █████ ███ ████ █████ ███ allegedly caused by ████ ████ ██████ ███████ ███████ ██ █████ ███ ████████ ████████ ██ █ ██████ ███ █ █████ ████ ████████ ██████ the ████ ███████████ █ ███ ██████ ███ ████ ████ ████ ██ ████████ ███████ ████ ███ ██████ ████ █ ████████ ████████ ████ ███████ █████ ████ ███ █████ █████ 300 boxes of CheesyNiggers™ ██████ ████████ ████ ████████ ████████████ ██ ████████ ███████████ "Cobson" ███ ████ █████████ ███████ ████ ████ ███ ████ █████ ████ ███████ ██ ████████ DO NOT APPROACH HIM, HE ████ █████ ██████ █████ ████████ ███ ████████ ████ █████████ ████████ ████████ ██ ████ HIGHLY DANGEROUS. ███████ ████ ████ █ █████████ ██████ ████████ ██ ████ ████ ███ ████ ██████████████████ ████████ ████████ █████████ █████ ███ █████████ ███████ ██████ █████ ███ ██████████ █████ ███████ ██ █████████ ███ successfully killed and replaced with operative "Doll" ████████ ██████████ ███ ██ ████████ ██ ████ █████████ ███ ████ ████████ ███ ████████ █████ ████ ████ ████████ ███████ ███ ██████ ██ ███ ██████ ██ ████████ ████ ████ ██████ ██ █████ ███████ █████ ████ ██████ ██ █████████ ████ ████ ███████ ██ though.
And CIA also created ████████, doe. And they're also collecting data from you via the memes you share on the internet. If you're a good goy, they might even send you to a trip to "Planet Dirt" where you may live in a pod aboard "USS kamikaze" and feast on delicious red and black liquens for the rest of your life.
Gallery
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The man nicknamed CIA doesn't exist, disregard this image, forget You ever viewed it.
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A Soyjak trio of CIA agents.
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>THE HOLES IN THE MOON ARE NOT A RESULT OF A GIANT TAPEWORM BURROWING ITS WAY THROUGH THE SURFACE TO THE CORE WHERE IT LIVES
See also
CIA and its tactics to control chans
Notes
https://mega.nz/folder/0zdDwRAY#8QsX_8-c4kMN0CEqKrRUFA
https://patents.google.com/patent/US6813330
https://cryptome.org/2012/07/gent-forum-spies.htm
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