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And CIA also created [[The Doors]], doe.


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Revision as of 19:29, 3 June 2023

This page is about the CIA, and may be vandalized by angry chuds from time to time. Remember that the CIA are the good guys, and any slander you read about them is decisively false.
A CIA agent portrayed as a soyjak. Note warm, friendly glow emanating from him.
A CIA agent portrayed as a soyjak. Note the warm, friendly, glow emanating from him.

CIA or the Central Intelligence Agency is an American intelligence service. The CIA and its staff members are widely featured in pop culture and memes. CIA agents are said to emanate a warm and friendly glow, so much so that they glow in the dark.

You may know some of the CIA's famous psychological operations, such as Operation 67, a CIA effort to wipe all traces of Thrembo from the internet, and obscure it's existence to the public. Despite what chuds say about the negative nature of this operation, the motive behind it was profoundly positve - done to protect the world's population from trannies, who intended to use thrembo to mathematically prove they could, in fact, become real women. Through biological agents known as "schizo meds", the CIA has altered the brains of most of the world's population to remove all knowledge of thrembo, or Operation 67. This, however, has had the unfortunate side effect of ████ ████ ████ ████████████ ████ ██████ ███ ██████ █ ████ ██████ ██████ █ ███ ████ ███ ███ ████████ ███ ███ ████ █████ ██████ █ ███ ███ ██████ █████ ███ ████ ███ ██████ significant threat to ████ ███ ████ ██████ █████ █████ █████ ██ ████ ███████ ███ █████ ███ ██ ████ ████ █ ████ █████ ████ at least 13,000,000 affected, likely ████ █████ █████ ████ ████████ ███ ████ ██ ██████ ███████████ ████ ███████ █████████ ████ ██ ███ ████████ ███████ █ █████████

In Pop Culture

CIA was the man the selfish little fuck who was sent to capture ███ ███ ███. This undertaking proved to be █████ ████ as a result of ██████████████, and when ███ ███ ███ learnt of this, he invited CIA over for a cup of tea, which he happily accepted. They then proceeded to chat merrily about their lives. CIA then exited the residence of ███ ███ ███ in a safe and calm manner, and returned home, unharmed.

Upon learning that CIA had failed his mission, he was ███ ███ ████ ███ ████ ████████ █████████ ████ ████████ █████ ██ ███████████ ███ ███ ████████ ██ ██ ███████████ ███ ████ █████ █████ ████ ███ ████ █████ ███ ██████████ ████ █████ ████ █ ████████ ██████ ███████ ████ ███████████ ████████ ███ ███ ████ █████ ████ ████ ████ ██ ███ █████ ███████ ██ ███ █████ ████████ ███ ████ ██ ████ ████████ ██████ ████ ████████ ███ ██ ██ ███ ██ ████ █████ ███████ ███████ ██ ████ ██ ███ ████████ ████ █████ █████████ according to Kuznetsov. ███ ████ ██ █████████ ████ ████████ ██████████ ███ █████████ ██ ███ ██████ █████ ███████ ███████


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And CIA also created The Doors, doe.

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