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<span class="noexcerpt">''[[Image:Minecraft-diamond.png|25px]]  This page will always be a '''gem'''.''</span>
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{{Quoting|[[soyjak.party|This Universe]] Is Mine... [[Fact|I Am COB Here]]|Cobson<ref>[[Shit Nobody Cares About|actually jobe]]</ref>}}
{{Infobox Soyjak
{{Infobox Soyjak
|name = Cobson
|name = Cobson
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|type = [[Soyjak]] variant
|type = [[Soyjak]] variant
|aliases =
|aliases =
* upset soyboy wojak mark 3
* lawnmower soy.png<ref name="origin">https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4485181/#4486841</ref>
* lawnmower soy.png<ref name="origin">https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4485181/#4486841</ref>
* Cob
* Cob
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* Cobshit
* Cobshit
* Gemson
* Gemson
* GODson
* Shit tier wojack [''sic'']
* Shit tier wojack [''sic'']
* God tier wojack [''sic'']
* God tier wojack [''sic'']
* Jacobson
* Jacobson
* Fakecobson
* Fakecobzon
* HWABAGson
* HWABAGson
* Cobson.exe
* Condom <ref> no idea where the fuck this comes from, but people have been using it lately </ref>
* Condom <ref> no idea where the fuck this comes from, but people have been using it lately </ref>
* Cobscon <ref>https://archive.ph/wnnad</ref>
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*ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK
*ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK
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* SHOGUNson
* SHOGUNson
* MASTERson
* MASTERson
* FUHRERson
* DRUNGARson
* DRUNGARson
* DUXson
* DUXson
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* HEADson
* HEADson
* PRIDEson
* PRIDEson
* PRIESTson
* IMANson
* CROWNERson
* CROWNERson
* PHYLARCHson
* PHYLARCHson
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* MILLENARYson
* MILLENARYson
* EMPERORson
* EMPERORson
* CALIPHson
* TRIPHIBIANson
* TRIPHIBIANson
* REGIMENTARYson
* REGIMENTARYson
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* MONARCHson
* MONARCHson
* PREMIERson
* PREMIERson
* SHARIFson
* UNUMVIRson
* UNUMVIRson
* PROVOSTson
* PROVOSTson
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* NOBLEson
* NOBLEson
* REGALIAson
* REGALIAson
* DICTATORson
* ARISTOCRATson
* ARISTOCRATson
* UKASEson
* UKASEson
* ZEMTSVOson
* ZEMTSVOson
* TSARson
* TSARson
* MAHARAJAson
* POPEson
* ARCHBISHOPson
* DUMAson
* DUMAson
* DAIMYOson
* DAIMYOson
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* SHIFUson
* SHIFUson
* SAMURAIson
* SAMURAIson
* CHESTson
* CONQUERORson
* CONQUERORson
* VICTORson
* VICTORson
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* NEUTRONson
* NEUTRONson
* ELEMENTARYson
* ELEMENTARYson
* JACOBITEson
* FUNDAMENTALson
* FUNDAMENTALson
* AXIOMATICson
* AXIOMATICson
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* ACEson
* ACEson
* GRENADIERson
* GRENADIERson
* BRIGADIERson
* TROOPERson
* TROOPERson
* RANGERson
* RANGERson
* COMMANDOson
* FIANÓGLACHson
* SUBMARINERson
* MERCENARYson
* MERCENARYson
* RIFLEMANson
* RIFLEMANson
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* PIRATEson
* PIRATEson
* CATAPHRACTson
* CATAPHRACTson
* CUTLASSson
* BLUNDERBUSSson
* RAPIERson
* CANNONEERson
* CANNONEERson
* MINUTEMANson
* MINUTEMANson
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* EXCELLENTson
* EXCELLENTson
* STATESMANson
* STATESMANson
* PRESIDENTson
* CHANCELLORson
* TERAPHIMson
* TERAPHIMson
* SAINTson
* SAINTson
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* ZULTANITEson
* ZULTANITEson
* ZOETICson
* ZOETICson
* HWABAGson
* ZIRCONson
* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
* I say this ^^^^^^^^
* or whatever
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|origin = [[Qa/|/qa/]], [[4chan]] <small>(June 6, 2021)</small><ref name="origin"/>
|origin = [[Qa/|/qa/]], [[4chan]] <small>(June 6, 2021)</small><ref name="origin"/>
|booru_posts = {{boorusearch|variant:cobson|display=4600+}} <small>As of April 22nd, 2023</small>
|booru_posts = {{boorusearch|variant:cobson|display=6580+}} <small>As of December 5th, 2023</small>
|traced_from = [https://youtu.be/LUsWBCH8Ch8?t=136 The Lawnmower Man]
|traced_from = [https://youtu.be/LUsWBCH8Ch8?t=136 The Lawnmower Man]
|subvariants = *[[Spadeson]]
|subvariants = *[[Spadeson]]
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*[[#NuCob|NuCob]]
*[[#NuCob|NuCob]]
*[[Evilson]]
*[[Evilson]]
*[[#Nig|Nig]]
}}
}}
'''Cobson''' is a [[soyjak]] based on Jobe Smith from the 1992 Sci-Fi slow burn, esoteric, thought provoking, kafkaesque film "The Lawnmower Man"<ref group="lower-alpha">[https://soyjak.wiki/images/d/da/The-lawnmower-man.mp4 Watch The Lawnmower Man online free movie 1080p 4k hindi subtitle.mp4.exe]</ref><ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=tv|no=2620|caption=I just discovered that the cobsonjak comes from a 90s movie named "The Lawnmower Man"|date=September 11, 2021|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210912040348/https://soyjak.party/tv//res/2620.html}}</ref>. Cobson's features include 2 thick eyebrows, irises on the eyes, a well-kept stubble, an average sized forehead, and a masculine facial structure. It first arose in the middle of 2021, where it quickly gained a controversial reputation. A lot of soyjak critics at the time derided this soyjak as [[coal]]<ref name=":0" /><ref name=":1" /><ref name=":2" /> and most didn't really care about it, [[though]] a minority of critics saw it as very [[Gem|gemmy]] and dubbed it a "God tier wojack"<ref name=":3" />. However, a critical reevaluation soon followed after Cobson stole the [[GET#10000000_GET|10 millionth GET on /s4s/]].<ref><nowiki>https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/9999967/#q10000000</nowiki></ref> Along with 2 of the most popular music artists on the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]], 6ixϪhrembo<ref name=":4" /> and [[David Thoughie]], being Cobsons themselves, Cobson is now widely dubbed by soyjak critics as one of the greatest soyjaks of all time, and some even deem him to be the G.O.A.T, [[though]] there is still a minority of critics that still think that he is coal. This critical appreciation led Cobson to win Ϫ Oscars, 13 Emmys, a 9.8 rating on IMDB, a 9.5 rating on My[[Anime]]List, 6 stars on Letterboxd, and a 14.88/10 rating on RateYourMusic.{{CitationNeeded}} However, with Cobson's newfound popularity, some more [[Discord|malicious forces]] decided to use this "God tier wojack" for their own deranged purposes. Some trannies decided to make [[Spadeson|QoS edits of innocent Cobson]], and the heretical belief that he is a "slut for [[BBC]]" soon emerged among the sharty's [[Trannies|transgender]] [[Pepe|population]]. Along with edits of Cobson depicting him as a rapist called [[Rapeson]]<ref name=":6" /><ref name=":7" /><ref name=":8" />, his reputation became tainted among soyteens. He is still mostly regarded as a gem doebeit, and a bone-chilling, spine-tinging, genre-redefining vidya game called [[Five Nights at Cobson's]] has been recently announced to have been in the works by renowned game developer [[Froot|Froot Cawthon]] and his team.<ref name=":5">https://soyjaks.party/fnac/thread/1.html</ref>
==History==
According to the original image's [[Datamining|EXIF data]],<ref name="og_booru">https://booru.soy/post/view/1025</ref> Cobson was created on June 6th, 2021 at 14:34:35 EST by someone using Adobe Photoshop Elements 13.0 on Windows. He was subsequently posted on [[Qa/|/qa/]] at 17:03:41 EST the same day under the filename "lawnmower soy.png", with the accompanying caption: "ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK"<ref name="origin" />


'''Cobson''' is a [[soyjak]] based on Jobe Smith from the 1992 Sci-Fi film "The Lawnmower Man"<ref group="lower-alpha">[https://soyjak.wiki/images/d/da/The-lawnmower-man.mp4 Watch The Lawnmower Man online free movie 1080p 4k hindi subtitle.mp4.exe]</ref><ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=tv|no=2620|caption=I just discovered that the cobsonjak comes from a 90s movie named "The Lawnmower Man"|date=September 11, 2021|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210912040348/https://soyjak.party/tv//res/2620.html}}</ref>. Being one of the more controversial characters a clique of newchuds formed around him in 2022 which continues to spam the website everyday and even attacks [[Feraljak]], on a regular basis, in a desperate attempt to create a debate. After months of such attacks on the website many have now turned against Cobson and he is considered to be a [[coal]] by a lot of users.<ref>FACT CHECK: this slander has been DEBUNKED by Snopes.</ref>
He released to overwhelmingly negative reviews from critics,<ref name=":0">https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4599440/#4599440</ref><ref name=":1">https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4624451/#4624460</ref><ref name=":2">https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4925173/</ref> although this was mostly down to one [[schizo]] spamming "shit tier wojack [sic]" in every Cobson thread.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/%22shit%20tier%20wojack%22/page/9/</ref><ref group="lower-alpha">A long time later, at about September 2022, an confession was made on /soy/ from the user who allegedly was the one spamming “shit tier wojack”, stating that it was because he was autistically irritated by Cobson’s beard hair.</ref> As the months went on, however, Cobson obtained a cult following among some [[Soy Community|soyteens]], who hailed him as a "god tier wojack".<ref name=":3">https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4887320/</ref> As a result, the debate of whether he is [[coal]] or [[gem]] remains a hot topic among soyteens to this day.<ref>[https://booru.soy/post/view/3039#search=variant:cobson https://booru.soy/post/view/3039]</ref>  


==History==
Cobson got his name on September 4th, 2021 as a [[Soy_speak#Apostrophisation|contraction]] of [[Jacobson]],<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4989115/#4989193</ref> a [[Soyjak_Nicknames|nickname for soyjaks]] that was [[Archaism|briefly used at the time]].<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4545475/#4547422</ref>
According to the original image's [[Datamining|EXIF data]],<ref name="og_booru">https://booru.soy/post/view/1025</ref> Cobson was created on June 6th, 2021 at 14:34:35 EST by someone using Adobe Photoshop Elements 13.0 on Windows. He was subsequently posted on [[Qa/|/qa/]] at 17:03:41 EST the same day under the filename "lawnmower soy.png", with the accompanying caption: "ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK"<ref name="origin" />
 
In his farewell Q&A, [[Kuz]] stated that Cobson was his favorite 'jak.<ref>https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/4073326.html#4074317</ref>


He released to overwhelmingly negative reviews from critics,<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4599440/#4599440</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4624451/#4624460</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4925173/</ref> although this was mostly down to one [[schizo]] spamming "shit tier wojack" in every Cobson thread.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/%22shit%20tier%20wojack%22/page/9/</ref> As the months went on, however, Cobson obtained a cult following among some [[Soy Community|soyteens]], who hailed him as a "god tier wojack".<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4887320/</ref> As a result, the debate of whether he is [[coal]] or [[gem]] remains a hot topic among soyteens to this day.<ref>[https://booru.soy/post/view/3039#search=variant:cobson https://booru.soy/post/view/3039]</ref>
[[Schizophrenia|On October 26th, 2023 Chris-Chan was convinced by a 'teen to give Cobson a public endorsement, however due to being severely retarded he mispronounced it as Cobs'''c'''on instead. It was nonetheless celebrated as a Cobson win.]]


Cobson got his name on September 4th, 2021 as a [[Soy_speak#Apostrophisation|contraction]] of the name [[Jacobson]].<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4989115/#4989193</ref>
[[File:Cobscon.mp4|thumb|The clip|none]]


==Music Career==
==Music Career==
Cobson's career as a musician was jumpstarted when he received a number of edits depicting him as a rapper.<ref>https://booru.soyjak.su/post/view/3208</ref><ref>https://booru.soyjak.su/post/view/3495</ref><ref>https://booru.soyjak.su/post/view/4873</ref> From there, he starred in an unusual number of [[Songs|song parodies]] on the [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. His early work was a little too new wave for my taste, but when ''Gem Cobbity'' released in '21? I think he really came into his own, both commercially and artistically. He's been compared to [[Soynigga|Svenska Beat]], but I think Cobson has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.  
Cobson's career as a musician was jumpstarted when he received a number of edits depicting him as a rapper.<ref>https://booru.soyjak.su/post/view/3208</ref><ref>https://booru.soyjak.su/post/view/3495</ref><ref>https://booru.soyjak.su/post/view/4873</ref> From there, he starred in an unusual number of [[Songs|song parodies]] on the [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]]. His early work was a little too new wave for my taste, but when ''Gem Cobity'' released in '21? I think he really came into his own, both commercially and artistically. He's been compared to [[Soynigga|Svenska Beat]], but I think Johbson has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.  


===David Thoughie===
===David Thoughie===
[[File:Cobman - My Mix.png|thumb|''Cobman'' appearing as the first video in a soyteen's autogenerated YouTube music playlist.|none]]
[[File:Cobman - My Mix.png|thumb|''Cobman'' appearing as the first video in a soyteen's autogenerated YouTube music playlist.|none]]
In 2021 and 2022, Cobson's disassociate personality [[David Thoughie]] released two parody songs, [[Songs#Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie)|''Gem Cobbity'']] and [[Songs#Cobman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)|''Cobman'']], both to widespread critical acclaim. Multiple chuds have admitted to listening to these songs "unironically", including one YouTube reviewer who described it as an "actual gem",<ref>[[:File:Cobman Review 1-3.png|File:Cobman Review 1-3.png]]</ref> and another who hailed it as "Perhaps the greatest gem ever mined and cut thus far".<ref>[[:File:Cobman Review 2-3.png|File:Cobman Review 2-3.png]]</ref>
In 2021 and 2022, Cobson's disassociate personality [[David Thoughie]] released two parody songs, [[Songs#Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie)|''Gem Cobity'']] and [[Songs#Cobman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)|''Cobman'']], both to widespread critical acclaim. Multiple chuds have admitted to listening to these songs "unironically", including one YouTube reviewer who described it as an "actual gem",<ref>[[:File:Cobman Review 1-3.png|File:Cobman Review 1-3.png]]</ref> and another who hailed it as "Perhaps the greatest gem ever mined and cut thus far".<ref>[[:File:Cobman Review 2-3.png|File:Cobman Review 2-3.png]]</ref>


In January 2022, ''Cobman'' was nominated for a Nobel Prize in Literature.<ref>[[:File:Cobman Review 3-3.png|File:Cobman Review 3-3.png]]</ref>
In January 2022, ''Cobman'' was nominated for a Nobel Prize in Literature.<ref>[[:File:Cobman Review 3-3.png|File:Cobman Review 3-3.png]]</ref>
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=== Other songs===
=== Other songs===
In an attempt to capitalise on the surprise success of ''Cobbo'', Cobson produced an unofficial sequel ''[[Songs#Gemmy by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of Billy by 6ix9ine)|Gemmy]],''<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSBfXlCymkk</ref> as well as a [[Squirrel|nutwave]] re-release of the original.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSBfXlCymkk</ref> Despite good reviews and mild popularity, these spin-offs failed to capture the runaway success of the original.
[[File:HWABABAG.jpeg|thumb|'''HWABABAG''' (He Will Always Be A Bag)]]
In an attempt to capitalise on the surprise success of 'Cobo'', Cobson produced an unofficial sequel ''[[Songs#Gemmy by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of Billy by 6ix9ine)|Gemmy]],''<ref name=":4">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSBfXlCymkk</ref> as well as a [[Squirrel|nutwave]] re-release of the original.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSBfXlCymkk</ref> Despite good reviews and mild popularity, these spin-offs failed to capture the runaway success of the original.


In January 2022, Cobson collaborated with fellow singer-songwriter [[Nojak]] to produce a short audio sample titled ''6ixϪhrembo & DJ Moose''.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSBfXlCymkk</ref>
In January of 2022, Cobson collaborated with fellow singer-songwriter [[Nojak]] to produce a short audio sample titled ''6ixϪhrembo & DJ Moose''.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSBfXlCymkk</ref>


==The Great BBC Slander ==
==The Great BBC Slander ==
<blockquote>''Main Article: [[Spadeson]]''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Main Article: [[Spadeson]]''</blockquote>
In late 2021 and early 2022 edits of Cobson began to appear on the Sharty, [[Bant/|/bant/]] and the [[Booru]] depicting Cobson as a “BBC Slut,” these edits were likely made by [[Discord|Discoal]] raiders and [[trannies]] in an effort to slander Cobson’s name and title of “God-Tier Wojak.” As of late April 2022 edits are still appearing on the Party and /bant/.  Cobson has refused to speak publicly about the incident but his lawyer Saul Goodman has stated in an official open letter that they are pursuing a defamation lawsuit against those posting defamatory edits.
In late 2021 and early 2022 edits of Cobson began to appear on the Sharty, [[Bant/|/bant/]] and the [[Booru]] depicting Cobson as a “BBC Slut,” these edits were likely made by [[Discord|Discoal]] [[Trannies|tranny]] raiders and in an effort to slander Cobson’s name and title of “God-Tier Wojak.” As of late April 2022 edits are still appearing on the Party and /bant/.  Cobson has refused to speak publicly about the incident but his lawyer Saul Goodman has stated in an official open letter that they are pursuing a defamation lawsuit against those posting defamatory edits.


On July 24th, 2022, [[Kuz]] announced that Cobson BBC spam is no longer allowed, marking an end for BBC slander on the Sharty <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220817182342/https://soyjak.party/news.html</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220727094419/https://soyjak.party/rules.html</ref> (but they are keeping to forcing it on the [[Soyjak Wiki|wiki]], th*ugh). Holy ESL
On July 24th, 2022, [[Kuz]] announced that Cobson BBC spam is no longer allowed, marking an end for BBC slander on the Sharty <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220817182342/https://soyjak.party/news.html</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220727094419/https://soyjak.party/rules.html</ref> (but they are keeping to forcing it on the [[Soyjak Wiki|wiki]], th*ugh). Holy ESL
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===Rapeson===
===Rapeson===
[[File:Evilson.jpg|right|thumb|150px|Rapeson]]
[[File:Evilson.jpg|right|thumb|150px|Rapeson]]
<blockquote>''Main Article: [[Rapeson]]''</blockquote>'''Rapeson''', also known as '''Evilson''' is an ominous subvariant of Cobson that was first posted on [[Soy/|/soy/]] on August 15th, 2022. He is commonly depicted as a disturbingly evil character that commits acts of extreme cruelty, such as rape and murder of children.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220816110803/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/918549.html</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220816110934/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/920417.html</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220816111155/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/921403.html</ref>
<blockquote>''Main Article: [[Rapeson]]''</blockquote>'''Rapeson''', also known as '''Evilson''' is an ominous subvariant of Cobson that was first posted on [[Soy/|/soy/]] on August 15th, 2022. He is commonly depicted as a disturbingly evil character that commits acts of extreme cruelty, such as rape and murder.<ref name=":7">https://web.archive.org/web/20220816110803/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/918549.html</ref><ref name=":6">https://web.archive.org/web/20220816110934/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/920417.html</ref><ref name=":8">https://web.archive.org/web/20220816111155/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/921403.html</ref>
 
{{Clear}}
 
===Female Cobson===
[[File:40369_-_SoyBooru.png|right|thumb|150px|Female Cobson]]
[[File:Femalecobson.png|right|thumb|150px|Female Cobson]]
'''Female Cobson''' or '''Cobette''' is a blanket term for any female variant of Cobson. The original variant of Female Cobson was proportionally the same as the original Cobson, without nasolabial folds or stubble and with a hat and hairstyle similar to [[Femjak|Female Gapejak]]. In February 2023, user [[Sectionalism]] uploaded a new variant to the [[SoyBooru|'ru]] which featured a more feminine head and face, as well as a Queen of Hearts symbol on her hat. This variant rose in popularity and largely replaced the old variant
{{Clear}}
 
===Spadeson===
[[File:Spadeson-gyatt.png|right|thumb|140px]]
{{Main|Spadeson}}
 
Vantablack coal used mainly for racebaiting. Popular on the booru to the surprise of nobody.
 
 
 
===Nig===
{{Infobox Soyjak
|name = Nig
|image = File:nig.png
|original_image = File:TotalWarRomeGuy.jpg
|type = [[Cobson]] variant
|aliases =
* Cob 2
* Nigger
* Cobinus Thrax
* Rome Total War guy<ref>https://wiki.soyjak.party/Cobson</ref>
</div>
|origin = [[Qa/ (soyjak.party)|/qa/]], <small>(June 6, 2023)</small><ref name="origin"/>
|booru_posts = {{boorusearch|variant:cobson|display=6290+}} <small>As of October 27th, 2023</small>
|traced_from = [https://wiki.soyjak.party/File:TotalWarRomeGuy.jpg Rome Total War]
|subvariants = *None (yet)
}}
'''Nig''', originally '''Cob 2''', is a subvariant of Cobson traced from the guy on Rome: Total War's cover art. The name was decided in a thread where dubs named him and Nig got dubs twice. He is the cousin of Cobson{{CitationNeeded|He just is, ok?}}
 
{{Clear}}
{{Clear}}


==In Popular Culture==
== In Popular Culture ==
Cobson was slightly referenced in the 2022 movie ''The Batman''<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtdh0Tkqfdw&t=132s</ref>
Cobson was subtly referenced in the 2022 movie ''[[tv/|The Batman]]''<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtdh0Tkqfdw&t=132s</ref>
 
Cobson is also the name of a [[CobSOn_(band)|French indie band]].<ref>https://www.discogs.com/release/10126394-Cobson-Cobson</ref> [[Datamining|Jewgle]] won't give me any more info on them (possibly {{Glow|'''CIA'''}} intervention), so no [[Science|source]] is available. (Even though the band has a biography on lastfm [[you]] selfish little fuck) <ref>https://www.last.fm/music/Cobson/+wiki</ref>


Cobson is also the name of a [[CobSOn_(band)|French indie band]].<ref>https://www.discogs.com/release/10126394-Cobson-Cobson</ref> [[Datamining|Jewgle]] won't give me any more info on them (possibly {{Glow|'''CIA'''}} intervention), so no [[Science|source]] is available. (Even though the band has a biography on lastfm you selfish little fuck) <ref>https://www.last.fm/music/Cobson/+wiki</ref>
A slowburn, thought-provoking, no cheap-jumpscares video game called [[Five Nights at Cobson's]] was announced to be in development in order to honor Cobson.<ref name=":5" /> A trailer was released<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYBPSSTqUkA</ref>. The game featured Cobson and variants as enemies and characters in FNAC. With the usual detractors for any game, it's generally agreed that Cobson was represented fairly.


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
<gallery>
<gallery>
File:Original cobson.png|The original frame from the movie
File:Original cobson.png|The original frame from the movie (gemmy wallpaper)
File:Cobson.svg|Vectorized Cobson
File:Cobson.svg|[[Science|Vectorized]] Cobson
</gallery>
</gallery>


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*[https://thespool.net/features/fotm/the-lawnmower-man-stephen-king/ this is probably relevant. it just (probably) is, ok?]


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This page is a Gemmington .


This page is the gem that saved the sharty

This page is a ruby.

This page is a GEM!!!

This page is a gemerald.

This page will always be a gem.

Cobson is an AGARTHAN VANTAWHITE GEMERALD straight from the FREEZING PEAKS OF ARYANHEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!

This Universe Is Mine... I Am COB Here
Cobson[1]


Cobson

Soyjak variant
Aliases
  • upset soyboy wojak mark 3
  • lawnmower soy.png[2]
  • Cob
  • Cobby
  • Coalson
  • Shitson
  • Dustson
  • Cobshit
  • Gemson
  • GODson
  • Shit tier wojack [sic]
  • God tier wojack [sic]
  • Jacobson
  • Fakecobzon
  • HWABAGson
  • Cobson.exe
  • Condom [3]
  • Cobscon [4]
  • ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK
  • ADMIRALson
  • COMMANDERson
  • CAPTAINson
  • LIEUTENANTson
  • ULTIMATEson
  • GENERALLISIMOson
  • EMIRson
  • FLAGSHIPson
  • MYRIARCHson
  • IMPERATORson
  • SHIPMASTERson
  • SERASKIERson
  • PRAETORIANson
  • CENTURIONson
  • COMMANDANTson
  • PREFECTson
  • ADELANTADOson
  • LEADERson
  • CHIEFTAINson
  • ALCAIDEson
  • HETMANson
  • CONSTABLEson
  • PARTISANson
  • TRIERARCHson
  • CONDUCTORson
  • SARDARson
  • PROCONSULson
  • SUPREMEson
  • UBERMENSCHson
  • TETRARCHson
  • SHOGUNson
  • MASTERson
  • FUHRERson
  • DRUNGARson
  • DUXson
  • DOYENson
  • WARLORDson
  • GAGEson
  • TYCOONson
  • LOCHAGEson
  • TAXIARCHson
  • HEADson
  • PRIDEson
  • PRIESTson
  • IMANson
  • CROWNERson
  • PHYLARCHson
  • OFFICERson
  • PENTECONTERson
  • HERALDson
  • DUKEson
  • COMMODOREson
  • AGHAson
  • RISALDARson
  • MILLENARYson
  • EMPERORson
  • CALIPHson
  • TRIPHIBIANson
  • REGIMENTARYson
  • VOIVODEson
  • CONDOTTIEREson
  • SABOTEURson
  • SLEUTHson
  • SALADINson
  • SULTANson
  • HERETOGAson
  • TURCOPOLIERson
  • DEPUTYson
  • MONARCHson
  • PREMIERson
  • SHARIFson
  • UNUMVIRson
  • PROVOSTson
  • COACHson
  • DAMEson
  • KNIGHTson
  • MYRMIDONson
  • PASHAson
  • STAFFson
  • EMIRson
  • DEANson
  • REQUISITEson
  • MARSHALson
  • HERETOGson
  • CORPORALson
  • COLONELson
  • COUNTson
  • MARQUISson
  • DUCALson
  • GRACEson
  • LORDson
  • PRINCEson
  • KINGson
  • CROWNERson
  • NOBLEson
  • REGALIAson
  • DICTATORson
  • ARISTOCRATson
  • UKASEson
  • ZEMTSVOson
  • TSARson
  • MAHARAJAson
  • POPEson
  • ARCHBISHOPson
  • DUMAson
  • DAIMYOson
  • MIKADOson
  • MAGNATEson
  • KHANson
  • CHAMPIONson
  • TUCHUNson
  • SHIFUson
  • SAMURAIson
  • CHESTson
  • CONQUERORson
  • VICTORson
  • TRIBUTARYson
  • SUBJUGATORson
  • GLADIATORson
  • RETIARIUSson
  • KILLERson
  • LAQUEARYson
  • ALMIGHTYson
  • ALL-KNOWINGson
  • ALPHAson
  • OMEGAson
  • INFINITEson
  • ETERNALson
  • EVITERNALson
  • MIRACULOUSson
  • METHUSELAHson
  • OMNIPOTENTson
  • OMNISCIENTson
  • DIDACTson
  • PRODIGYson
  • EIDETICson
  • LIMITLESSson
  • INFINITEson
  • LIFEson
  • ORIGINson
  • POLYMATHson
  • PROVIDENCEson
  • PROFANEson
  • HALLOWEDson
  • GENESISson
  • MATRIXson
  • NEOTERICson
  • THEOCRATson
  • FATHERson
  • COSMICson
  • GALACTICson
  • SOLARson
  • ORBITALson
  • PERIHELIONson
  • SINGULARITYson
  • UNIVERSALson
  • NEBULAson
  • STARson
  • RADIATIONson
  • PROTONson
  • ELECTRONson
  • QUARKson
  • NEUTRONson
  • ELEMENTARYson
  • JACOBITEson
  • FUNDAMENTALson
  • AXIOMATICson
  • INDIVISIBLEson
  • VASTson
  • GREATson
  • PANTAGRUELson
  • BARBARIANson
  • WARRIORson
  • BERSERKERson
  • SOLDIERson
  • FIGHTERson
  • COMBATANTson
  • ACEson
  • GRENADIERson
  • BRIGADIERson
  • TROOPERson
  • RANGERson
  • COMMANDOson
  • FIANÓGLACHson
  • SUBMARINERson
  • MERCENARYson
  • RIFLEMANson
  • LANCERson
  • CAVALIERson
  • ARQUEBUSIERson
  • VETERANson
  • FUSILIERson
  • HOPLITEson
  • PHALANXson
  • SENTRYson
  • BALLISTICson
  • MISSILEson
  • ORDINANCEson
  • POWERson
  • VIRTUOSOson
  • IONIANson
  • DORIANson
  • PHRYGIANson
  • LYDIANson
  • MIXOLYDIANson
  • AEOLIANson
  • LOCRIANson
  • SPEARMANson
  • SWORDSMANson
  • TASKMASTERson
  • SENSEIson
  • KYOKUSHINson
  • JUICHIDANson
  • DRAGOONson
  • PEONson
  • SPYson
  • PIONEERson
  • EXPLORERson
  • CHARTERson
  • BRIGANDson
  • JANISSARYson
  • RESERVISTson
  • HORSEMANson
  • CAVALRYson
  • CATERANson
  • SABERson
  • GUERRILLAson
  • PALATINEson
  • FEDERALson
  • SWASHBUCKLERson
  • PLUNDERERson
  • PIRATEson
  • CATAPHRACTson
  • CUTLASSson
  • BLUNDERBUSSson
  • RAPIERson
  • CANNONEERson
  • MINUTEMANson
  • TIRAILLEURson
  • TRUMPETERson
  • SERVITORson
  • PAVISORson
  • BOWMANson
  • MARKSMANson
  • SNIPERson
  • DECORATEDson
  • DRAGONson
  • MANTICOREson
  • ANGELson
  • HYDRAson
  • GRIFFINson
  • VENTUROUSson
  • CHEVALIERson
  • EIN-SOFson
  • TEMERITOUSson
  • EVERLASTINGson
  • CEREBRALson
  • MINDson
  • SOULson
  • HEARTson
  • IASson
  • CULTUREson
  • REVOLUTIONARYson
  • COMMISSARson
  • REDCOATson
  • CONTINENTALson
  • PHILOSOPHERson
  • LUMINOUSson
  • CORUSCATINGson
  • QUALITYson
  • GILDEDson
  • EMPYREALson
  • AUREATEson
  • CHRYSELEPHANTINEson
  • PACTOLIANson
  • PRESTIGEson
  • MERITson
  • EXCELLENTson
  • STATESMANson
  • PRESIDENTson
  • CHANCELLORson
  • TERAPHIMson
  • SAINTson
  • CANONson
  • OPULENTson
  • LUSHson
  • CLASSICson
  • GOSPELson
  • NUCLEARson
  • AMETHYSTson
  • ANALEMMAson
  • BERYLson
  • BLESSEDson
  • CHALCEDONYson
  • CELESTIALson
  • DIAMONDson
  • DEITYson
  • EMERALDson
  • ECCLESIASTICALson
  • FELDSPARson
  • FRACTALson
  • GARNETson
  • GODLIKEson
  • HELIODORson
  • HEAVENLYson
  • IDOCRASEson
  • INIMITABLEson
  • JASPERson
  • JUDGMENTson
  • KYANITEson
  • KAISERson
  • LAPISLAZULIson
  • LAMPADEPHOREson
  • MALACHITEson
  • MARGARITIFEROUSson
  • NEPHRITEson
  • NEXUSson
  • OPALson
  • OBTENEBRATORson
  • PERIDOTson
  • PANOMPHEANson
  • QUARTZson
  • QUAESTORson
  • RUBYson
  • RAPTORIALson
  • SAPPHIREson
  • SCIALYTICson
  • TOPAZson
  • TELEGNOSTICson
  • UVAROVITEson
  • UNZYMOTICson
  • VESUVIANITEson
  • VASTATIONson
  • WILLEMITEson
  • WRACKFULson
  • XANTHOCONITEson
  • XOANONson
  • ZULTANITEson
  • ZOETICson
  • ZIRCONson
  • AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • I say this ^^^^^^^^
  • or whatever
Origin/qa/, 4chan (June 6, 2021)[2]
Booru Posts 6580+ As of December 5th, 2023
Traced FromThe Lawnmower Man
Subvariants

Cobson is a soyjak based on Jobe Smith from the 1992 Sci-Fi slow burn, esoteric, thought provoking, kafkaesque film "The Lawnmower Man"[a][5]. Cobson's features include 2 thick eyebrows, irises on the eyes, a well-kept stubble, an average sized forehead, and a masculine facial structure. It first arose in the middle of 2021, where it quickly gained a controversial reputation. A lot of soyjak critics at the time derided this soyjak as coal[6][7][8] and most didn't really care about it, though a minority of critics saw it as very gemmy and dubbed it a "God tier wojack"[9]. However, a critical reevaluation soon followed after Cobson stole the 10 millionth GET on /s4s/.[10] Along with 2 of the most popular music artists on the Sharty, 6ixϪhrembo[11] and David Thoughie, being Cobsons themselves, Cobson is now widely dubbed by soyjak critics as one of the greatest soyjaks of all time, and some even deem him to be the G.O.A.T, though there is still a minority of critics that still think that he is coal. This critical appreciation led Cobson to win Ϫ Oscars, 13 Emmys, a 9.8 rating on IMDB, a 9.5 rating on MyAnimeList, 6 stars on Letterboxd, and a 14.88/10 rating on RateYourMusic.[it just is, ok?] However, with Cobson's newfound popularity, some more malicious forces decided to use this "God tier wojack" for their own deranged purposes. Some trannies decided to make QoS edits of innocent Cobson, and the heretical belief that he is a "slut for BBC" soon emerged among the sharty's transgender population. Along with edits of Cobson depicting him as a rapist called Rapeson[12][13][14], his reputation became tainted among soyteens. He is still mostly regarded as a gem doebeit, and a bone-chilling, spine-tinging, genre-redefining vidya game called Five Nights at Cobson's has been recently announced to have been in the works by renowned game developer Froot Cawthon and his team.[15]

History

According to the original image's EXIF data,[16] Cobson was created on June 6th, 2021 at 14:34:35 EST by someone using Adobe Photoshop Elements 13.0 on Windows. He was subsequently posted on /qa/ at 17:03:41 EST the same day under the filename "lawnmower soy.png", with the accompanying caption: "ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK"[2]

He released to overwhelmingly negative reviews from critics,[6][7][8] although this was mostly down to one schizo spamming "shit tier wojack [sic]" in every Cobson thread.[17][b] As the months went on, however, Cobson obtained a cult following among some soyteens, who hailed him as a "god tier wojack".[9] As a result, the debate of whether he is coal or gem remains a hot topic among soyteens to this day.[18]

Cobson got his name on September 4th, 2021 as a contraction of Jacobson,[19] a nickname for soyjaks that was briefly used at the time.[20]

In his farewell Q&A, Kuz stated that Cobson was his favorite 'jak.[21]

On October 26th, 2023 Chris-Chan was convinced by a 'teen to give Cobson a public endorsement, however due to being severely retarded he mispronounced it as Cobscon instead. It was nonetheless celebrated as a Cobson win.

The clip

Music Career

Cobson's career as a musician was jumpstarted when he received a number of edits depicting him as a rapper.[22][23][24] From there, he starred in an unusual number of song parodies on the Soyjak Party Video Archive. His early work was a little too new wave for my taste, but when Gem Cobity released in '21? I think he really came into his own, both commercially and artistically. He's been compared to Svenska Beat, but I think Johbson has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

David Thoughie

Cobman appearing as the first video in a soyteen's autogenerated YouTube music playlist.

In 2021 and 2022, Cobson's disassociate personality David Thoughie released two parody songs, Gem Cobity and Cobman, both to widespread critical acclaim. Multiple chuds have admitted to listening to these songs "unironically", including one YouTube reviewer who described it as an "actual gem",[25] and another who hailed it as "Perhaps the greatest gem ever mined and cut thus far".[26]

In January 2022, Cobman was nominated for a Nobel Prize in Literature.[27]

Cobbo

Cobbo, also known as Cob Gang, is a popular parody song whose lyrical content offers a scathing critique on the human soyndition (soy condition), delivered in the high art of mumble rap. It is extremely popular; as of February 2022 it is the most viewed video on the Soyjak Party Video Archive. Cobbo, and by extension Cobson himself, is one of only a couple things to ever receive the rare honour of starring on the Soyjak Party homepage, the highest award Soot could bestow.

/s4s/ incident

Main article: Swaglord

Extremely keyed Brazilian victory

The use of Cobbo's lyrics as material for post n°10000000 on /s4s/[28][29] was considered by many onlookers to have immortalized Cobson into a gem; GEMson: Coalson redeemed. This was also a massive Brazilian victory and it made Swaglord go on one of the biggest janny seethe sessions ever documented.

Other songs

HWABABAG (He Will Always Be A Bag)

In an attempt to capitalise on the surprise success of 'Cobo, Cobson produced an unofficial sequel Gemmy,[11] as well as a nutwave re-release of the original.[30] Despite good reviews and mild popularity, these spin-offs failed to capture the runaway success of the original.

In January of 2022, Cobson collaborated with fellow singer-songwriter Nojak to produce a short audio sample titled 6ixϪhrembo & DJ Moose.[31]

The Great BBC Slander

Main Article: Spadeson

In late 2021 and early 2022 edits of Cobson began to appear on the Sharty, /bant/ and the Booru depicting Cobson as a “BBC Slut,” these edits were likely made by Discoal tranny raiders and in an effort to slander Cobson’s name and title of “God-Tier Wojak.” As of late April 2022 edits are still appearing on the Party and /bant/. Cobson has refused to speak publicly about the incident but his lawyer Saul Goodman has stated in an official open letter that they are pursuing a defamation lawsuit against those posting defamatory edits.

On July 24th, 2022, Kuz announced that Cobson BBC spam is no longer allowed, marking an end for BBC slander on the Sharty [32][33] (but they are keeping to forcing it on the wiki, th*ugh). Holy ESL

Cobinisation

Does anyone have the original? It ain't on the 'ru.
In some cases, intensive cobinisation may end up replacing the native popsoylation.

Cobinisation (British English; or cobinization in American English) is a phenomenon observed in the soy community whereby previous edits featuring non-Cobson variants eventually resurface as Cobsons.

If this trend continues, scientists estimate that all soyjaks will be Cobsons by the year 2033.

Subvariants

NuCob

A wholesome NuCob edit

NuCob is a popular edit of Cobson that's mostly used in wholesome edits due to the angry nature of Cobson. NuCob was first posted on /qa/ on October 12th 2021 following the massive success of Cobson.[34] Alongside the usual wholesome edits, some edits depict NuCob as Cobson's son.[35]

Rapeson

Rapeson

Main Article: Rapeson

Rapeson, also known as Evilson is an ominous subvariant of Cobson that was first posted on /soy/ on August 15th, 2022. He is commonly depicted as a disturbingly evil character that commits acts of extreme cruelty, such as rape and murder.[13][12][14]

Female Cobson

Female Cobson
Female Cobson

Female Cobson or Cobette is a blanket term for any female variant of Cobson. The original variant of Female Cobson was proportionally the same as the original Cobson, without nasolabial folds or stubble and with a hat and hairstyle similar to Female Gapejak. In February 2023, user Sectionalism uploaded a new variant to the 'ru which featured a more feminine head and face, as well as a Queen of Hearts symbol on her hat. This variant rose in popularity and largely replaced the old variant

Spadeson

Main article: Spadeson

Vantablack coal used mainly for racebaiting. Popular on the booru to the surprise of nobody.


Nig

Nig

Cobson variant
Aliases
  • Cob 2
  • Nigger
  • Cobinus Thrax
  • Rome Total War guy[36]
Origin/qa/, (June 6, 2023)[2]
Booru Posts 6290+ As of October 27th, 2023
Traced FromRome Total War
Subvariants
  • None (yet)

Nig, originally Cob 2, is a subvariant of Cobson traced from the guy on Rome: Total War's cover art. The name was decided in a thread where dubs named him and Nig got dubs twice. He is the cousin of Cobson[He just is, ok?]

In Popular Culture

Cobson was subtly referenced in the 2022 movie The Batman[37]

Cobson is also the name of a French indie band.[38] Jewgle won't give me any more info on them (possibly CIA intervention), so no source is available. (Even though the band has a biography on lastfm you selfish little fuck) [39]

A slowburn, thought-provoking, no cheap-jumpscares video game called Five Nights at Cobson's was announced to be in development in order to honor Cobson.[15] A trailer was released[40]. The game featured Cobson and variants as enemies and characters in FNAC. With the usual detractors for any game, it's generally agreed that Cobson was represented fairly.

Gallery

See also


Notes

  1. Watch The Lawnmower Man online free movie 1080p 4k hindi subtitle.mp4.exe
  2. A long time later, at about September 2022, an confession was made on /soy/ from the user who allegedly was the one spamming “shit tier wojack”, stating that it was because he was autistically irritated by Cobson’s beard hair.

Citations

  1. actually jobe
  2. 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4485181/#4486841
  3. no idea where the fuck this comes from, but people have been using it lately
  4. https://archive.ph/wnnad
  5. /tv/, post no. 2620. I just discovered that the cobsonjak comes from a 90s movie named "The Lawnmower Man". September 11, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210912040348/https://soyjak.party/tv//res/2620.html#2620
  6. 6.0 6.1 https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4599440/#4599440
  7. 7.0 7.1 https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4624451/#4624460
  8. 8.0 8.1 https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4925173/
  9. 9.0 9.1 https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4887320/
  10. https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/9999967/#q10000000
  11. 11.0 11.1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSBfXlCymkk
  12. 12.0 12.1 https://web.archive.org/web/20220816110934/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/920417.html
  13. 13.0 13.1 https://web.archive.org/web/20220816110803/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/918549.html
  14. 14.0 14.1 https://web.archive.org/web/20220816111155/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/921403.html
  15. 15.0 15.1 https://soyjaks.party/fnac/thread/1.html
  16. https://booru.soy/post/view/1025
  17. https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/%22shit%20tier%20wojack%22/page/9/
  18. https://booru.soy/post/view/3039
  19. https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4989115/#4989193
  20. https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4545475/#4547422
  21. https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/4073326.html#4074317
  22. https://booru.soyjak.su/post/view/3208
  23. https://booru.soyjak.su/post/view/3495
  24. https://booru.soyjak.su/post/view/4873
  25. File:Cobman Review 1-3.png
  26. File:Cobman Review 2-3.png
  27. File:Cobman Review 3-3.png
  28. https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/9999967
  29. https://archived.moe/s4s/thread/9999967/#q10000000
  30. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSBfXlCymkk
  31. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSBfXlCymkk
  32. https://web.archive.org/web/20220817182342/https://soyjak.party/news.html
  33. https://web.archive.org/web/20220727094419/https://soyjak.party/rules.html
  34. https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5229412/
  35. hash=5a06daff25bc9df2c75b08cc1f0dbb15
  36. https://wiki.soyjak.party/Cobson
  37. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtdh0Tkqfdw&t=132s
  38. https://www.discogs.com/release/10126394-Cobson-Cobson
  39. https://www.last.fm/music/Cobson/+wiki
  40. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYBPSSTqUkA
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