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[[File:Dubs soyjak.jpg|thumb|<span style="color:green">>Check these dubs!</span>]]A '''GET''' is a post that features an uncommon pattern of repeating digits in its ID. <ref>https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/get</ref>
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Notable GETs include posts where the ID is a single, repeating digit, and powers of ten.
[[File:Dubs soyjak.jpg|thumb|{{quote|>Check these dubs!}}]]A '''GET''' is a post that features an uncommon pattern of repeating digits in its ID.<ref name=":5">http://web.archive.org/web/20230924130739/https://soychan.org/soy/thread/4798041.html</ref>
==Types of GET <ref>https://s4s.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Checks#The_List {{Redtext|TRANNY DATAMINING LINK DO NOT CLICK}}</ref>==
 
Notable GETs include posts where the ID is a single, repeating digit, and powers of ten. Sequential GETs, such as 1234, 12345, 123456, 123457, etc. are also worth looking out for.
 
Use the https://getwatcher.net/ website to see when the next GET is coming. DO notify the party about it if it's close enough to start a heist operation. If you see any board that's less than 100 posts away from its next GET, then notify the sharty '''IMMEDIATELY'''.
==Types of GET <ref name=":6">https://s4s.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Checks#The_List {{Redtext|TRANNY DATAMINING LINK DO NOT CLICK}}</ref>==
'''X''' ''denotes identical digits present in a post number. The more repeating digits, the more significant the GET is considered.''
'''X''' ''denotes identical digits present in a post number. The more repeating digits, the more significant the GET is considered.''


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there are also "special gets" , otherwise boring post numbers turned into gems by the [[Kuz|KHAN]] himself (or one of the jannies)
there are also "special gets" , otherwise boring post numbers turned into gems by the [[Kuz|KHAN]] himself (or one of the jannies)
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===Saging for post count manipulation===
===Saging for post count manipulation===
Sometimes, when a major GET is approaching, some Anons sage posts far back in the catalog in order to subtly raise the post count, hampering users' ability to monitor the current post number. This method can be used either to procure an artificial GET, or to prevent other users from doing so, thereby increasing the likelihood of an oblivious user's unplanned post obtaining the coveted digits.
Sometimes, when a major GET is approaching, some Anons sage posts far back in the catalog in order to subtly raise the post count, hampering users' ability to monitor the current post number. This method can be used either to procure an artificial GET, or to prevent other users from doing so, thereby increasing the likelihood of an oblivious user's unplanned post obtaining the coveted digits.
This method does not reliably work if the board's catalog has a sorting option that shows posts based on when they were last replied to instead of when they were bumped, which can render this tactic meaningless. It will still throw off GET seekers that sort by bump order and not last reply, though.
==Scripts==
==Scripts==
You can use this script, along with 4chan X, to script any GET you wish:
[[You]] can use this script, along with 4chan X, to script any GET you wish:


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==GETs on /soy/ ==
==GETs on /soy/ ==


===PRE 1000 GETS===
===PRE 1000 GETs===
Credits to the schizo who found these while datamining the archive (actually it was me i just wanted to add these without looking like a faggot or something).<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230219024902/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/2338540.html</ref>
Credits to the schizo who found these while datamining the archive (actually it was me i just wanted to add these without looking like a faggot or something).<ref name=":7">https://web.archive.org/web/20230219024902/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/2338540.html</ref>
 
'''Posts no. 22, 55 and 400''' [[File:22.JPG|thumb|''>chino on the front page!'']]
=== The first post ===
Unknown but believed to have been a post by [[Soot]] simply saying "welcome".
 
==== Posts no. 22, 55 and 400 ====
[[File:22.JPG|thumb|''>chino on the front page!'']]
Posted on September 20, 2020, 22 is the first recorded GET. 55 was also obtained in the same thread, along with post 400 a day later. <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200921201421/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/17.html</ref>
Posted on September 20, 2020, 22 is the first recorded GET. 55 was also obtained in the same thread, along with post 400 a day later. <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200921201421/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/17.html</ref>


'''Post no. 500'''
==== Post no. 500 ====


Posted on September 21, 2020. Notable for being the first recorded GET to have generated seethe. <ref name=":0">https://web.archive.org/web/20200922113816/https://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.html</ref>
Posted on September 21, 2020. Notable for being the first recorded GET to have generated seethe. <ref name=":0">https://web.archive.org/web/20200922113816/https://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.html</ref>


'''Post no. 555'''
==== Post no. 555 ====


Posted on September 21, 2020.<ref name=":0" /><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200922120747/https://soyjak.party/soy/7.html</ref>
Posted on September 21, 2020.<ref name=":0" /><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200922120747/https://soyjak.party/soy/7.html</ref>


====== Post no. 600 ======
==== Post no. 600 ====  
Posted on September 21, 2020.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200922120832/https://soyjak.party/soy/6.html</ref>
Posted on September 21, 2020.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200922120832/https://soyjak.party/soy/6.html</ref>


'''Post no. 666'''
==== Post no. 666 ====


Posted September 21, 2020. <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200922121440/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/633.html</ref>
Posted September 21, 2020. <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200922121440/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/633.html</ref>


====== Post no. 700 ======
==== Post no. 700 ====  
Posted September 22, 2020. <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200922121204/https://soyjak.party/soy/3.html</ref>
Posted September 22, 2020. <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200922121204/https://soyjak.party/soy/3.html</ref>


'''Post no. 777'''
==== Post no. 777 ====


Posted September 22, 2020.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200922173859/https://soyjak.party/soy/index.html</ref> <s>Image is also possibly a [[Lost media soyjaks|Lost Media Soyjak]] (Thumbnails dont count).</s> nvm found it<ref>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/filename/1588097503895/</ref>  
Posted September 22, 2020.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200922173859/https://soyjak.party/soy/index.html</ref> <s>Image is also possibly a [[Lost media soyjaks|Lost Media Soyjak]] (Thumbnails dont count).</s> nvm found it<ref>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/filename/1588097503895/</ref>  


=== PRE 100000 GETs ===
==== 20000 GET<ref><nowiki>https://web.archive.org/web/20201119044343/https://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.html</nowiki> </ref> ====


==== 30000 GET<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20201202041949/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/29326.html#30000</ref> ====


=== 20000 GET<ref><nowiki>https://web.archive.org/web/20201119044343/https://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.html</nowiki> </ref> ===
==== 33333 GET<ref><nowiki>https://web.archive.org/web/20201208023615/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/33333.html</nowiki> </ref>====  


=== 30000 GET<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20201202041949/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/29326.html#30000</ref> ===
==== 39999 AND 40000 GETS<ref><nowiki>https://web.archive.org/web/20201222032940/https://soyjak.party/soy/index.html#39999</nowiki> </ref>====  


=== 33333 GET<ref><nowiki>https://web.archive.org/web/20201208023615/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/33333.html</nowiki> </ref> ===
==== 70000 GET<ref><nowiki>https://web.archive.org/web/20210413041714/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/69979.html#70000</nowiki> </ref>====  


=== 39999 AND 40000 GETS<ref><nowiki>https://web.archive.org/web/20201222032940/https://soyjak.party/soy/index.html#39999</nowiki> </ref> ===
==== 77777 GET====  
 
=== 70000 GET<ref><nowiki>https://web.archive.org/web/20210413041714/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/69979.html#70000</nowiki> </ref> ===
 
=== 77777 GET===
'''Post no. 77777''' was obtained on April 29, 2021 by a Chud who reacted negatively to an image of a warped [[Wholesome Soyjak]].<ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=soy|no=77777|caption=I scored a perfect 100 in my last IQ test lol|date=April 29, 2021|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210430121838/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/77760.html}}</ref> It received 204 replies, and is notable for being the ''casus belli'' for the [[Soyvil War]].[[File:Soy-77777-get.png|none|thumb|''Stop posting this awful soy'']]
'''Post no. 77777''' was obtained on April 29, 2021 by a Chud who reacted negatively to an image of a warped [[Wholesome Soyjak]].<ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=soy|no=77777|caption=I scored a perfect 100 in my last IQ test lol|date=April 29, 2021|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210430121838/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/77760.html}}</ref> It received 204 replies, and is notable for being the ''casus belli'' for the [[Soyvil War]].[[File:Soy-77777-get.png|none|thumb|''Stop posting this awful soy'']]
===88888 GET===
==== 88888 GET====  
'''Post no. 88888''' was an image of Jacobson, a [[Deformed Soyjak|deformed]] baby [[soyjak]].<ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=soy|no=88888|caption=>>88888 / WE POGGERS NAO|date=May 16, 2021|url=https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/88888.html}}</ref> It is notable for being the next set of quints after 77777, which was a Norwegian win; this post, however, was seen as a Swedish win.[[File:Soy-88888-get.png|none|thumb|''{{Quote|>>88888}}''<br />''WE POGGERS NAO'']]
'''Post no. 88888''' was an image of Jacobson, a [[Deformed Soyjak|deformed]] baby [[soyjak]].<ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=soy|no=88888|caption=>>88888 / WE POGGERS NAO|date=May 16, 2021|url=https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/88888.html}}</ref> It is notable for being the next set of quints after 77777, which was a Norwegian win; this post, however, was seen as a Swedish win.[[File:Soy-88888-get.png|none|thumb|''{{Quote|>>88888}}''<br />''WE POGGERS NAO'']]
===99999 and 100000 GETs===
=== 99999 and 100000 GETs===
Both GETs were obtained on /soy/ on June 2, 2021.
Both GETs were obtained on /soy/ on June 2, 2021.


'''Post no. 99999''' featured a picture of [https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Gawr_Gura Gawr Gura].<ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=soy|no=99999|caption=FUCK NIGGERS|date=June 2, 2021|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210602134238/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/99982.html}}</ref>
'''Post no. 99999''' featured a picture of [https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Gawr_Gura Gawr Gura].<ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=soy|no=99999|caption=FUCK NIGGERS|date=June 2, 2021|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210602134238/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/99982.html}}</ref>


The reactions were for the most part enthusiastic, calling the post a ''massive racist win''.<ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=soy|no=100013|caption=massive racist win|date=June 2, 2021|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210602134238/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/99982.html}}</ref> It should be noted that /holo/ used to be a (very short-lived) board,<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/2020*/https://soyjak.party/holo/</ref> and this milestone post represents a good occasion to bring it back.
It should be noted that /holo/ used to be a (very short-lived) board,<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/2020*/https://soyjak.party/holo/</ref>


Due to the [[Captain Coal|June 8, 2021 hacking incident]], this thread was resurrected after Soot restored the backup. The two versions diverge from post no. 100839 onwards.<ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=soy|no=100839|caption=The shark gem is back|date=June 8, 2021|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210608193254/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/99982.html}}</ref>[[File:Soy-99999-get.png|none|thumb|''FUCK NIGGERS'']]'''Post no. 100000''' featured a picture of [[Cirno]], with no commentary.<ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=soy|no=100000|date=June 2, 2021|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210602135503/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/99992.html}}</ref>
Due to the [[Captain Coal|June 8, 2021 hacking incident]], this thread was resurrected after Soot restored the backup. The two versions diverge from post no. 100839 onwards.<ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=soy|no=100839|caption=The shark gem is back|date=June 8, 2021|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210608193254/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/99982.html}}</ref>[[File:Soy-99999-get.png|none|thumb|''FUCK NIGGERS'']]'''Post no. 100000''' featured a picture of [[Cirno]], with no commentary.<ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=soy|no=100000|date=June 2, 2021|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210602135503/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/99992.html}}</ref>
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This thread was not restored on June 8.[[File:Soy-100000-get.png|none|thumb|300x300px]]In the time leading up to the GET, the board was lively with predictions. One candidate for the 99999 GET could've been [[Satania]], given that 99999 is an upside-down version of the Satanic GET 66666. Even God joined the brawl, and tried to claim the GET.<ref>The two threads can be found towards the bottom of the page. https://web.archive.org/web/20210602125143/https://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.html</ref>[[File:God_and_Satania_try_to_steal_the_GET.png|300px|none|thumb|Even God and Satan were fighting tooth and nail for this GET.]]
This thread was not restored on June 8.[[File:Soy-100000-get.png|none|thumb|300x300px]]In the time leading up to the GET, the board was lively with predictions. One candidate for the 99999 GET could've been [[Satania]], given that 99999 is an upside-down version of the Satanic GET 66666. Even God joined the brawl, and tried to claim the GET.<ref>The two threads can be found towards the bottom of the page. https://web.archive.org/web/20210602125143/https://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.html</ref>[[File:God_and_Satania_try_to_steal_the_GET.png|300px|none|thumb|Even God and Satan were fighting tooth and nail for this GET.]]
===111111 GET===
====111111 GET====
'''Post no. 111111''' was obtained on June 17, 2021.<ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=soy|no=111111|caption=>Switzerland|date=June 17, 2021|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210617133055/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/110842.html}}. Archived on June 17, 2021.</ref> It is notable for being an undeniable Norwegian win, as attested to by many of its replies. As of August 6, 2021, it has 278 replies.<ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=soy|no=111111|caption=>Switzerland|date=June 17, 2021|url=https://archive.is/J0OVc}}. Archived on August 6, 2021.</ref>[[File:Soy-111111-get.png|none|800px|thumb|''Kill all swedish people'']]
'''Post no. 111111''' was obtained on June 17, 2021.<ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=soy|no=111111|caption=>Switzerland|date=June 17, 2021|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210617133055/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/110842.html}}. Archived on June 17, 2021.</ref> It is notable for being an undeniable Norwegian win, as attested to by many of its replies. As of August 6, 2021, it has 278 replies.<ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=soy|no=111111|caption=>Switzerland|date=June 17, 2021|url=https://archive.is/J0OVc}}. Archived on August 6, 2021.</ref>[[File:Soy-111111-get.png|none|800px|thumb|''Kill all swedish people'']]
===123456 GET ===
====123456 GET ====
{{Template:CIAContentWarning}}'''Post no. 123456''' was obtained sometime on June 29, 2021. There are no captures of the post, and it appears to have been deleted shortly after it was posted.<ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=soy|no=123465|caption=WHERE THE THE GET GO??|date=June 29, 2021|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210629200944/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/123465.html}}</ref> The thread inquiring what had happened to the post was swiftly deleted as well.
{{Template:CIAContentWarning}}'''Post no. 123456''' was obtained sometime on June 29, 2021. There are no captures of the post, and it appears to have been deleted shortly after it was posted.<ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=soy|no=123465|caption=WHERE THE THE GET GO??|date=June 29, 2021|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210629200944/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/123465.html}}</ref> The thread inquiring what had happened to the post was swiftly deleted as well.


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   |url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210629200944/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/123465.html}}</ref></blockquote>In the same thread, the pro-Colorfuljak faction replied with "seethe", "btfo", and "[[Fact|monochrome failers on suicide watch]]".
   |url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210629200944/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/123465.html}}</ref></blockquote>In the same thread, the pro-Colorfuljak faction replied with "seethe", "btfo", and "[[Fact|monochrome failers on suicide watch]]".
===222222 GET===
====222222 GET====
'''Post no. 222222 (after rollback)''' was obtained on January 20th, 2022. <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220120180951/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/221534.html</ref> The post features a picture of [[Rika Furude and Bernkastel|Rika Furude]], commonly known as "Le BWC/BBC girl". Reactions were mixed.[[File:222222.png|thumb|800x800px|''Colorjaks are coal''|alt=|none]]Before the rollback it was botted kuz GET that said '''kissu.moe''', but it was deleted shortly after by him after people found out it was him.  
'''Post no. 222222 (after rollback)''' was obtained on January 20th, 2022. <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220120180951/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/221534.html</ref> The post features a picture of [[Rika Furude and Bernkastel|Rika Furude]], commonly known as "Le BWC/BBC girl". Reactions were mixed.[[File:222222.png|thumb|800x800px|''Colorjaks are coal''|alt=|none]]Before the rollback it was botted kuz GET that said '''kissu.moe''', but it was deleted shortly after by him after people found out it was him.  


The thread was deleted on March 25th 2022 by a seething janny.
The thread was deleted on March 25th 2022 by a seething janny.
===299997 GET===
====299997 GET====
[[File:Troonson fail.png|thumb|''{{Redtext|GODSON GET}}<br />also trans rights are human rights''|alt=|none]]On January 26th, 2022 Discord user ''GemsonLover721'' attempted to steal the 300,000 GET but failed miserably, GemsonLover721 hopped on a voice chat and after few hours they decided to cope with the loss and declare this as the true GET.<ref>https://archive.md/VhM4j</ref>
[[File:Troonson fail.png|thumb|''{{Redtext|GODSON GET}}<br />also trans rights are human rights''|alt=|none]]On January 26th, 2022 Discord user ''GemsonLover721'' attempted to steal the 300,000 GET but failed miserably, GemsonLover721 hopped on a voice chat and after few hours they decided to cope with the loss and declare this as the true GET.<ref>https://archive.md/VhM4j</ref>
===299999 GET===
====299999 GET====
[[File:THE GEM THAT SAVED THE SHARTY.png|thumb|''{{Quote|>saves your sharty}}<br />wat do''|none]]'''Post no.''' '''299999''' was obtained on January 26th, 2022. Although unconventional for a soyjak most agreed that it was a gem. <ref>[https://archive.md/Sg8e0]</ref>
[[File:THE GEM THAT SAVED THE SHARTY.png|thumb|''{{Quote|>saves your sharty}}<br />wat do''|none]]'''Post no.''' '''299999''' was obtained on January 26th, 2022. Although unconventional for a soyjak most agreed that it was a gem. <ref>[https://archive.md/Sg8e0]</ref>


===300000 GET===
====300000 GET====
[[File:300000 GET.png|thumb|''Soybros, in these trying times, we need to stick together''|none]]'''Post no.''' '''300000''' was obtained on January 26th, 2022. <ref>https://soyjak.party/soy//res/300000.html<nowiki/>https://archive.md/iRrX5</ref>  The post contains a [[Wholesome Soyjak|Wholesomejak]] with red heart emojis for eyes, sending the message that "Soybros, in these trying times, we need to stick together".
[[File:300000 GET.png|thumb|''Soybros, in these trying times, we need to stick together''|none]]'''Post no.''' '''300000''' was obtained on January 26th, 2022. <ref>https://soyjak.party/soy//res/300000.html<nowiki/>https://archive.md/iRrX5</ref>  The post contains a [[Wholesome Soyjak|Wholesomejak]] with red heart emojis for eyes, sending the message that "Soybros, in these trying times, we need to stick together".


Almost everybody has seen this as a massive [[Gem|win]].  Though [[Kuz]] thinking the post was a gem<ref>https://soyjak.party/soy//res/300000.html#300068</ref> angered some, leading them to think that Kuz, after failing to get the GET on his own, tried to hijack the win into being pro-kuz [[coal]].  
Almost everybody has seen this as a massive [[Gem|win]].  Though [[Kuz]] thinking the post was a gem<ref>https://soyjak.party/soy//res/300000.html#300068</ref> angered some, leading them to think that Kuz, after failing to get the GET on his own, tried to hijack the win into being pro-kuz [[coal]].  
===333333 GET===
====333333 GET====
[[File:333333.png|thumb|none]]'''Post no. 333333''' was obtained on February 10th, 2022. It was a thread with no text other then a period, and an image of a smooching sootjak and a deformed colorjak, the latter being a combination of two controversial 'jak variants. This was a very divisive GET - deformed/color fans declared it a gem while critics called it massive coal and a waste. This matter is still being debated by academics.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20220211142037/http://soyjak.party/soy//res/333333.html The 333333 GET on /soy/.]</ref>
[[File:333333.png|thumb|none]]'''Post no. 333333''' was obtained on February 10th, 2022. It was a thread with no text other then a period, and an image of a smooching sootjak and a deformed colorjak, the latter being a combination of two controversial 'jak variants. This was a very divisive GET - deformed/color fans declared it a gem while critics called it massive coal and a waste. This matter is still being debated by academics.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20220211142037/http://soyjak.party/soy//res/333333.html The 333333 GET on /soy/.]</ref>
===400000 GET===
====400000 GET====
'''Post no. 400000''' was obtained on March 23rd, 2022. The get was obtained by [[Kuz]] (or at least a pro-Kuz propagandist), who posted a thread that simply read "kuz fucking won". The image accompanying the GET features Yurijak in a KGB uniform, a 'jak originally created for [https://booru.soy/post/view/7425 this video] and appropriated by [[Kuz (Kuzist Perspective)|the pro-kuz camp]].
'''Post no. 400000''' was obtained on March 23rd, 2022. The get was obtained by [[Kuz]] (or at least a pro-Kuz propagandist), who posted a thread that simply read "kuz fucking won". The image accompanying the GET features Yurijak in a KGB uniform, a 'jak originally created for [https://booru.soy/post/view/7425 this video] and appropriated by [[Kuz (Kuzist Perspective)|the pro-kuz camp]].


And no we will not put an image on this article, but trust us it still happened like that ok.
And no we will not put an image on this article, but trust us it still happened like that ok.
===444444 GET===
====444444 GET====
[[File:Soy-444444-GET.png|thumb|''Updoot''|none]]'''Post no. 444444''' was obtained on April 5th, 2022. The post simply read "updoot" in response to a [[Cobson]] thread, the post also featured a [[Rika Furude and Bernkastel|Rika Furude]] image.<ref>{{Template:CitePost
[[File:Soy-444444-GET.png|thumb|''Updoot''|none]]'''Post no. 444444''' was obtained on April 5th, 2022. The post simply read "updoot" in response to a [[Cobson]] thread, the post also featured a [[Rika Furude and Bernkastel|Rika Furude]] image.<ref>{{Template:CitePost
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The response to the GET was mostly negative, with a furious soyteen spamming random ias/nas for several days until the thread was put out of its misery by jannies.
The response to the GET was mostly negative, with a furious soyteen spamming random ias/nas for several days until the thread was put out of its misery by jannies.
===500000 GET===
====500000 GET====
[[File:Soy-500000-GET.png|thumb|{{Quote|''>Yes, Japsterdam *is* real''}}|alt=|none]]'''Post no. 500000''' was an anti-[[Ongezellig]] thread, it was a coal though.<ref>{{Template:CitePost
[[File:Soy-500000-GET.png|thumb|{{Quote|''>Yes, Japsterdam *is* real''}}|alt=|none]]'''Post no. 500000''' was a [[Ongezellig]] soyquote thread.<ref>{{Template:CitePost
   |board=soy
   |board=soy
   |no=500000
   |no=500000
   |caption={{Quote|>Yes, Japsterdam *is* real}}
   |caption={{Quote|>Yes, Japsterdam *is* real}}
   |date=April 21, 2022
   |date=April 21, 2022
   |url=https://web.archive.org/web/20220421110109/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/500000.html}}</ref> A based dot-spamming chad attempted to derail the coal piece of shit, but ultimately got their posts deleted by an overbearing rogue mod (who was later BTFO'd by Soot himself).
   |url=https://web.archive.org/web/20220421110109/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/500000.html}}</ref> A dot-spammer attempted to derail the thread but got their posts deleted by an overbearing rogue mod (who was later BTFO'd by Soot).
===555555 GET===
====555555 GET====
'''Post no. 555555''' was obtained on May 8th, 2022. The post features a Dogjak in a tuxedo and simply read "gem". Reaction was hostile at first, but warmed up. OP claimed that '''[[Soot|SOOT]]'''<nowiki/>'s software was shit in the thread because he was sitting on a loading page after it uploaded. <s>Given the nature of this GET, some academics argue this was script-[[coal]] used to promote nas dust</s>. <- fake news it was literally just a random dogjak nigger, also someone screencap the archive and embed it here please
'''Post no. 555555''' was obtained on May 8th, 2022. The post features a Dogjak in a tuxedo and simply read "gem". Reaction was hostile at first, but warmed up. OP claimed that '''[[Soot|SOOT]]'''<nowiki/>'s software was shit in the thread because he was sitting on a loading page after it uploaded. <s>Given the nature of this GET, some academics argue this was script-[[coal]] used to promote nas dust</s>. <- fake news it was literally just a random dogjak nigger, also someone screencap the archive and embed it here please


'''*PLEASE FINISH THIS COAL* ->''' https://web.archive.org/web/20220514075624/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/555555.html
'''*PLEASE FINISH THIS COAL* ->''' https://web.archive.org/web/20220514075624/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/555555.html


===600000 GET===
====600000 GET====
'''Post no. 600000''' is NOT real. it is a CONSPIRCY THEORY made up by a SCHIZO. you WILL take your meds. you WILL NOT research this further.  
'''Post no. 600000''' is NOT real. it is a CONSPIRCY THEORY made up by a SCHIZO. you WILL take your meds. you WILL NOT research this further.  


===666666 GET===
====666666 GET====
'''Post no. 666666''' was obtained June 10th, 2022. The post featured a red [[angryjak]] with the text being "HE FUCKING WON". Reactions were mixed with some claiming the GET was trooncord script-[[coal]] while other claimed it was an "Discord underdog win". Jannies were back-and-forth on pinning this GET.
'''Post no. 666666''' was obtained June 10th, 2022. The post featured a red [[angryjak]] with the text being "HE FUCKING WON". Reactions were mixed with some claiming the GET was trooncord script-[[coal]] while other claimed it was an "Discord underdog win". Jannies were back-and-forth on pinning this GET.
===777777 GET===
====777777 GET====
'''Post no. 777777''' was obtained July 14th, 2022.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220718224318/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/800000.html</ref> It simply says "bant get". The reaction was very hostile.
'''Post no. 777777''' was obtained July 14th, 2022.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220718224318/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/800000.html</ref> It simply says "bant get". The reaction was very hostile.
=== <big>800000 GET</big>===
==== <big>800000 GET</big>====
'''Post no. 800000''' was obtained July 18th, 2022. The post featured a [https://soyjak.wiki/index.php/Wholesome_Soyjak wholesome soyjak] holding a heart with the text being "In these wild, divisive and dramatic times of the 'party, us 'jakkers need to stick together and Build Back Better" This GET has often been seen as the successor to the 300000 GET, and it overall received a positive reception. Many divided 'jakkers during this time, such as the [https://soyjak.wiki/index.php/Soot sootists] and the [https://soyjak.wiki/index.php/Kuz kuzists] agreed that this was a unifying gem.
'''Post no. 800000''' was obtained July 18th, 2022. The post featured a [https://soyjak.wiki/index.php/Wholesome_Soyjak wholesome soyjak] holding a heart with the text being "In these wild, divisive and dramatic times of the 'party, us 'jakkers need to stick together and Build Back Better" This GET has often been seen as the successor to the 300000 GET, and it overall received a positive reception. Many divided 'jakkers during this time, such as the [https://soyjak.wiki/index.php/Soot sootists] and the [https://soyjak.wiki/index.php/Kuz kuzists] agreed that this was a unifying gem.
===888888 GET===
====888888 GET====
'''Post no. 888888''' was obtained August 8th, 2022.<ref>https://archive.ph/FIA9R</ref>
'''Post no. 888888''' was obtained August 8th, 2022.<ref>https://archive.ph/FIA9R</ref>
===899999 GET===
====899999 GET====
'''Post no. 899999''' was obtained August 11th, 2022.<ref>https://archive.ph/Jbeul</ref>
'''Post no. 899999''' was obtained August 11th, 2022.<ref>https://archive.ph/Jbeul</ref>
===900000 GET===
====900000 GET====
'''Post no. 900000''' was obtained August 11th, 2022.<ref>https://archive.ph/CRFkm</ref>
'''Post no. 900000''' was obtained August 11th, 2022.<ref>https://archive.ph/CRFkm</ref>
===999999 GET===
===999999 GET and 1000000 GET===
'''Post no. 999999''' was obtained August 31st, 2022. <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/soyjak.party/soy/res/999999.html</ref>. The GET called for a raid on 4chan's /lgbt/ board.
'''Post no. 999999''' was obtained August 31st, 2022. <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/soyjak.party/soy/res/999999.html</ref>. The GET called for a raid on 4chan's /lgbt/ board.
===1000000 GET ===
[[File:1000000 GET 1.png|thumb|The original unedited GET|none]]
[[File:1000000 GET 1.png|thumb|The original unedited GET|none]]
[[File:1000000 GET 2.png|thumb|The edited one|none]]
[[File:1000000 GET 2.png|thumb|The edited one|none]]
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==== 1111111 GET ====
==== 1111111 GET ====
'''Post no. 1111111''' was obtained September 17th 2022. The get was botted and was later deleted by the user themself (Source: dude trust me){{CitationNeeded}} <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220917222559/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/1110183.html#q1111111</ref><ref>he got the get in my thread and because it was tranime bbc coal I just nuked the thread</ref>
'''Post no. 1111111''' was obtained September 17th 2022. The get was botted and was later deleted by the user themself (Source: dude trust me){{CitationNeeded}} <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220917222559/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/1110183.html#q1111111</ref><ref group="lower-alpha">he got the get in my thread and because it was tranime bbc coal I just nuked the thread</ref>


==== 1200000 GET ====
==== 1200000 GET ====
'''Post no. 1200000''' was obtained October 2nd 2022.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1200000#p1200000</ref>
'''Post no. 1200000''' was obtained October 2nd 2022.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1200000#p1200000</ref>
==== 1222222 GET ====
Post 1222222 was a hanging Nazi Chudjak in response to a chudquote OP.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1221950#p1222222</ref>
[[File:soy-1222222.JPG|thumb|none|''And then his kid grows up to be the next Elliot Rodger, many such cases!'']]
==== 1300000 GET ====
Post 1300000 was made in response to ">seething chuds" within an anti-chud thread.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1299963#p1300000</ref>
[[File:soy-1300000.JPG|thumb|none|''>>1299992 seething incel troon'']]
==== 1333333 GET ====
Post 1333333 was a Snoo (or Snoy)-styled Markiplier jak, met with mixed receptions in the replies.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1333333#p1333333</ref>
[[File:soy-1333333.JPG|thumb|none|''>He BTFO'd me in an argument? Better hide behind 10 layers of irony!'']]
==== 1400000 GET ====
Post 1400000 was an accidental GET, alleging that the demoralization quoted OP would be a new FOTM (Flavor of the Month).<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1399953#p1400000</ref>
[[File:soy-1400000.JPG|thumb|none|''okay new fotm just dropped'']]
==== 1444444 GET ====
Post 1444444 was one of a dozen sequential ratio bot replies.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1440086#p1444444</ref> {{glow|You WILL NOT research about 'teens who pretend to be ratio bots.}}
[[File:soy-1444444.JPG|thumb|none|''HUGE W'']]
==== 1500000 GET ====
Post 1500000 was simply a YouTube URL which lead to an hour-long video titled: "One Hour of Silence Broken Only by Random Nipah."<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1499069#p1500000</ref> It's worth noting that for some reason, the video URL included a timestamp at one second, rather than the default URL.
[[File:soy-1500000.JPG|thumb|none|''https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeAe-mtNv9Q&t=1s'']]


==== 1555555 GET ====
==== 1555555 GET ====
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==== 1599850 GET ====
==== 1599850 GET ====
On November 30th 2022, Kuz announced on /soy/'s pinned thread that "get's are stupid", and instead ordered that we should get hyped for post number 1599850,<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20221130024051/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/1151011.html</ref> which teens then did. The post itself was partially referencing [[S4s/|[s4s]]].<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1599703</ref>
On November 30th 2022, Kuz announced on /soy/'s pinned thread that "get's are stupid", and instead ordered that we should get hyped for post number 1599850,<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20221130024051/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/1151011.html</ref> which teens then did. This was the first "special GET."
[[File:special soy get 1.JPG|thumb|none|''it's not, but we should be more nice, that would be... well, nice I guess'']]
 
In the end, post 1599850 was an accidental GET, the contents itself responding to the OP, who stated that /soy/ is a [[S4s/|Nice Board]].<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1599703#p1599850</ref>
 
==== 1600000 GET ====
Post 1600000 marked a Sootist win with an OMGSISA jak making its declaration in redtext.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1599994#p1600000</ref>
[[File:soy-1600000.JPG|thumb|none|{{redtext|''sooty soot''}}]]
 
==== 1666666 GET ====
Post 1666666 was an accidental GET replying to some post, which we'll find when the 'chive is back up.{{CitationNeeded}}<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1665569#p1666666</ref>
[[File:soy-1666666.JPG|thumb|none|''>>1666657 gem'']]


<s>'''Post no. 1599850''' will be obtained shortly.</s> Idiot it was already obtained
==== 1700000 GET ====
{{Froot}}
Post 1700000 was a fruity win that could not be real. <ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1700000</ref>
[[File:soy-1700000.JPG|thumb|none|''strawberryphant GET'']]o


This was the first "special GET"
==== 1777777 GET ====
Post 1777777 was an accidental GET. Instead of obeying the OP and reporting a linked post for harassment, the 'teen instead reported the OP and got the GET like a [[Selfish Little Fuck|selfish little fuck]].<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1776800#p1777777</ref>
[[File:soy-1777777.JPG|thumb|none|''Reported you instead, sorry.'']]
 
==== 1800000 GET ====
Post 1800000 was another fruity win, this time depicting two [[Fruit Soyjaks|fruitjaks]] dueling atop a mountain.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1800000</ref>
[[File:soy-1800000.JPG|thumb|none|'' 'em'']]


===1999999 and 2000000 GET===
===1999999 and 2000000 GET===
'''Posts no.''' '''1999999 and 2000000''' were achieved on January 9, 2023.
'''Posts no.''' '''1999999 and 2000000''' were achieved on January 9, 2023.
[[File:SquirrelGET.png|thumb|romanized: Neega, Natsudayo!|none]]
[[File:SquirrelGET.png|thumb|romanized: Nigga, Nattsudayo!|none]]
The 1999999 GET was of [[Squirrel|Squirreljak]].<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1999881</ref>
The 1999999 GET was of [[Squirrel|Squirreljak]].<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1999881</ref>
Before the 2,000,000 GET was achieved, the hype preceding it was unmatched, rivaled only by the 1,000,000 GET.  As one Chud put it
Before the 2,000,000 GET was achieved, the hype preceding it was unmatched, rivaled only by the 1,000,000 GET.  As one Chud put it
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Despite these measures, the 2,000,000th post on /soy/ was softcore Undertale Porn.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2000000</ref> This lead some soyteens to believe that, despite the measures taken, the GET was scripted.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1999881</ref> Despite the brimstone GET, Kuz responded on his Telegram with a positive outlook, saying, "It took just a week short of 2 years for us to reach 1,000,000 posts on /soy/, but only 4 months for it to reach its 2,000,000th post. Time goes by so fast!... here's to another million posts, it'll go by real quickly. 🥂🍾❤️"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/71</ref>
Despite these measures, the 2,000,000th post on /soy/ was softcore Undertale Porn.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2000000</ref> This lead some soyteens to believe that, despite the measures taken, the GET was scripted.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1999881</ref> Despite the brimstone GET, Kuz responded on his Telegram with a positive outlook, saying, "It took just a week short of 2 years for us to reach 1,000,000 posts on /soy/, but only 4 months for it to reach its 2,000,000th post. Time goes by so fast!... here's to another million posts, it'll go by real quickly. 🥂🍾❤️"<ref>https://t.me/kuztalk/71</ref>


many believe this was an organized force from /trash/ and went on a shitpiss rage and deleted 3 pages of the log whilst in dead hours, many furfags disapproved of the get due to it being futanari and most soyteens recognized the 1999999 GET as the true GET.
many believe this was an organized force from [[Trash/|/trash/]] and went on a shitpiss rage and deleted 3 pages of the log whilst in dead hours, many furfags disapproved of the get due to it being futanari and most soyteens recognized the 1999999 GET as the true GET.


===2222222 GET===
====2200000 GET====
Post 2200000 was a Neutralplier replying to the OP, who shared good news that he passed an exam he'd been worrying about.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2199978#p2200000</ref>
[[File:soy-2200000.JPG|thumb|none|''oh thats nice<br />>grabs you<br />now we can't let this little piece of news go unrewarded, now can we?'']]
 
====2222222 GET====
[[File:limejakwon.png|thumb|''lime win''|none]]
[[File:limejakwon.png|thumb|''lime win''|none]]
'''Post no.''' '''2222222''' was achieved on February 2, 2023.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2222222</ref> Unlike most GETS this one was overwhelmingly positively received, which was a well needed change of pace for soyteens after the previous major /soy/ gets.   
'''Post no.''' '''2222222''' was achieved on February 2, 2023.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2222222</ref> Unlike most GETS this one was overwhelmingly positively received, which was a well needed change of pace for soyteens after the previous major /soy/ gets.   
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[[File:217n.JPG|thumb|''ha do my  ex mug gf s s sent be sent be be c sent me an kys kit than mc i my cd'']]
[[File:217n.JPG|thumb|''ha do my  ex mug gf s s sent be sent be be c sent me an kys kit than mc i my cd'']]
'''Post no.''' '''2333333''' was acquired on February 18, 2023.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230218081708/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/2333333.html#top</ref> Two back to back GETS claimed by the same faction was an unprecedented event, and even while the first GET was still up (which had been saved from near destruction by a necrobumper during a [[Battle of /soy/|particulary dense colorjak spam]] ). Despite this, the post only managed 22 replies in 6 hours, which may reflect an extreme downturn in interest of fruitjaks and/or GETS in general.
'''Post no.''' '''2333333''' was acquired on February 18, 2023.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230218081708/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/2333333.html#top</ref> Two back to back GETS claimed by the same faction was an unprecedented event, and even while the first GET was still up (which had been saved from near destruction by a necrobumper during a [[Battle of /soy/|particulary dense colorjak spam]] ). Despite this, the post only managed 22 replies in 6 hours, which may reflect an extreme downturn in interest of fruitjaks and/or GETS in general.
oranges on suicide watch


==== 2419157 Get ====
==== 2419157 Get ====
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==== 2500000 GET ====
==== 2500000 GET ====
Babyjak with some dev CSS fuckery,<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2500000 - archive does not show the CSS fuckery.</ref> notably it was followed by a massive 'zellig fail that had serious implications for [[Soyvil War 3|the third soyvil war]]
Babyjak with some dev CSS fuckery,<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2500000 - archive does not show the CSS fuckery.</ref> notably it was followed by a 'zellig fail that had serious implications for [[Soyvil War 3|the third soyvil war]].
 
==== 2555555 GET ====
Post 2555555 suggested the OP kill themself when asking if he should make "another" reddit thread.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2555290#p2555555</ref> Ostensibly, the OP went on to commit suicide.{{CitationNeeded}}
 
==== 2600000 GET ====
Post 2600000 was an imageless post stating "Anglos won though" in response to an anti-Anglo copypasta OP, ensuring thread victory for Anglos everywhere.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2599935#p2600000</ref>
 
==== 2666666 GET ====
Post 2666666 was  Hitori Bocchi from Hitoribocchi no Marumaru Seikatsu. This tranime coal marked a /qa/ win, probably.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2666404#p2666666</ref>
[[File:soy-2666666.JPG|thumb|none|''bocchi'']]


==== 2700000 GET ====
==== 2700000 GET ====
Furfag cobson post, on a thread complaining about autistic people which was derailed by a reply into people replying "me" to try and grab the GET<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2699860#p2700000</ref>
Furfag cobson post, on a thread complaining about autistic people which was derailed by a reply into people replying "me" to try and grab the GET.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2699860#p2700000</ref>


==== 2777777 GET ====
==== 2777777 GET ====
[[File:TOTAL ZELLIG VICTORY.png|thumb|The 'zellig post. ''-He/she got good taste about wifes...-'']]
[[File:TOTAL ZELLIG VICTORY.png|thumb|The 'zellig post]]
An '[[Ongezellig|zellig]] post, after 5-10 minutes thread is filled with 'p ''- problaly they receive 'p from a Vietnamese troon-'' (The day of the get has so many other 'p spams to 'zellig threads too.) and deleted, there is also an [https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/2777776.html#2779639 fail thread] there. And also, {{Redtext|TOTAL 'ZELLIG VICTORY!!}} <ref name=":2">https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2777777</ref>
An '[[Ongezellig|zellig]] post, after 5-10 minutes thread is filled with 'p ''- problaly they receive 'p from a Vietnamese troon-'' (The day of the GET has so many other 'p spams to 'zellig threads too.) and deleted, there is also an [https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/2777776.html#2779639 fail thread] there.<ref name=":2">https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2777777</ref>


==== 2800000 GET ====
==== 2800000 GET ====
just one single letter "k" , widely considered a massive gemerald GET due to the fact it belongs to no controversial faction and [[Nonsense|makes no sense]]
Just one single letter "k" , widely considered a massive gemerald GET due to the fact it belongs to no controversial faction and [[Nonsense|makes no sense]].


==== 2888888 GET ====
==== 2888888 GET ====
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=== 2999999 and 3000000 GET ===
=== 2999999 and 3000000 GET ===
Post 2,999,999 was part of a reply chain based of the "I raped my hamster" meme.
Post 2,999,999 was part of a reply chain based of the "I raped my hamster" [[meme]].


AFTER MONTHS OF ANTICIPATION, THE 3M GET WAS A POST TITLED "I AM WHITE" with an OC of a Chudbob and a Patrick tranny hugging. this is a total friendship and sharty win as the get is IAS after kriggposters, frogposters, tranimeposters and zelligposters tried to steal.  
AFTER MONTHS OF ANTICIPATION, THE 3M GET WAS A POST TITLED "I AM WHITE" with an OC of a Chudbob and a Patrick tranny hugging.  


[[File:2999999.png|thumb|none|''He Will Always Be A Get'']][[File:3000000.png|thumb|none|''I AM WHITE'']]
[[File:2999999.png|thumb|none|''He Will Always Be A Get'']][[File:3000000.png|thumb|none|''I AM WHITE'']]
==== 3100000 GET ====
Post 3100000 was a deformed colorjak and a definitive [[Colorjaks|COLOR WIN]].<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/3099983#p3100000</ref>
[[File:soy 3100000.JPG|thumb|none|''>>3099983<br />greetings'']]


==== 3111111 GET ====
==== 3111111 GET ====
Post 3111111 was posted by a skulljak Chad who was replying to an afrikaner and a bantu arguing with each others on a thread[[File:Skulljaaak.png|thumb|''op just fucking died.''|none]]
Post 3111111 was posted by a skulljak Chad who was replying to an afrikaner and a bantu arguing with each others on a thread[[File:Skulljaaak.png|thumb|''op just fucking died.''|none]]
==== 3200000 GET ====
Post 3200000 was not only an accidental GET but an accidental thread GET, with the OP requesting NatSoc edits.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/3200000</ref>
[[File:3200000 GET.JPG|none|thumb|400px|''Does anyone here have cool nazi edits you could share?'']]


==== 3222222 GET ====
==== 3222222 GET ====
Post 3222222 was a soylent win "I want soylent". It is also a '''Zellig Win''' because the post was directly replying to OP, who posted a Zellig gem[[File:IWANTSOYLENT.png|thumb|494x494px|''I want soylent''|none]]
Post 3222222 was a soylent win "I want soylent". It is also a '''Zellig Win''' because the post was directly replying to OP, who posted a 'zellig gem. [[File:IWANTSOYLENT.png|thumb|494x494px|''I want soylent''|none]]
=== 3333333 GET ===
 
In a decisive blow to Argentina 'teens, the bri'ish have claimed the Falkland Islands...
==== 3333333 GET ====
In a decisive blow to Argentina 'teens, the bri'ish have claimed the Falkland Islands, after spamming the phrase about a dozen times and quickly removing all but the winning GET.{{CitationNeeded}} 
[[File:Get 3333333.png|thumb|"The falklands are British" |none]]
[[File:Get 3333333.png|thumb|"The falklands are British" |none]]


====3400000 GET ====
Post 3400000 was a trick PNG whose thumbnail displayed a chud, but when expanded depicted a pornographic illustration of Lambdadelta from Umineko.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/3397836</ref> Censors have been superimposed for your health and safety.
[[File:Soy-3400000.jpg|none|thumb|''Kys incel'']]


====3500000 GET====
Post 3500000 came in swinging as both a TND win and a Pokéwin, featuring a chuddified Charmelon, or ''Reptincel'' in French. <ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/3500000</ref>
[[File:Soy-3500000.jpg|none|thumb|''i niggerheart madness combat'']]
====3555555 GET====
Post 3555555 was a Jewish Win containing a glowing blue  Feraljak and the text "JEWGOD website."<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/3555555</ref>
[[File:soy-3555555.png|left|thumb|406x406px|''JewGOD website'']]
{{clear}}
{{clear}}
====3600000 GET====
Post 3600000 was a spoiler tagged image of a grinning [[Rika_Furude_and_Bernkastel|Furude Rika]].<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/soy/thread/3596784.html#3600000</ref> It is up to the [[science|experts]] to determine if this is an oldGOD racebaiter win, because nobody's cared about this girl since [[Qa/|/qa/]] was a thing.
[[File:soy-3600000.jpg|left|thumb|400px|''meep'']]
{{clear}}
====3666666 GET====
Post 3666666 was one of a half-dozen sequential spamposts all containing the sole word "niggers." It was posted in a Neil Breen thread.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230628153250/https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/3666649.html</ref>
[[File:soy-3666666.JPG|thumb|none|''niggers'']]
The honorary 3666666 GET (Post 3666667) was a babypost promising the cleansing of every 'teen's sins. This is positioned to be "the most heartbreaking off-by-one in the history of the Sharty," for it would have cemented /caca/ as a rising powerhouse of both a board and Sharty culture. Despite the fail, babies saw this as a win, or at least a glistening cacarald.
[[File:Althistiry.png|alt=/caca/'s near 2nd win|thumb|none|{{redtext|''BABYGOD CACARALD THAT WILL REDEEM ALL SINS OF 'TEENS''}}]]
====3700000 GET====
Post 3700000 was a spoiler tagged image of a sad Gapejak. Upon opening the image, the trick PNG would instantly switch to [[Rika_Furude_and_Bernkastel|Bernkastel]] racebait hentai.
[[File:soy---3700000.jpg|none|thumb|''>10833  - SoyBooru.png'']]
====3777777 GET====
Post 3777777 was an 'tism edit of Cobson; the thread was {{glow|quickly memory-holed by the OP for [[CIA|some reason]].}} Earlier on the same day of the /soy/ 3777777 GET, this exact image failed the 4chan /trash/ 57777777 GET by 2 places, prompting the inclusion of ANWO winning "this time."<ref>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/57775288/#57777775</ref>
[[File:3777777 GET.png|none|thumb|''ANWO WON THIS TIME'']]
==== 3800000 GET ====
Post 3800000 was a babyjak flipping off the viewer. Babies everywhere celebrated as [[Caca/|/caca/]] claimed their first major /soy/ GET not too long after their board opened.
[[File:Caca.png|thumb|none|''caca'']]
==== 3888888 GET ====
Post 3888888<ref>https://archive.is/S6dON#3888888</ref> was an accidental GET, where one Soyteen asked another if they were too scared to click on a shortened link. Said link lead to a stock photo of a baby seal, but because it was fashioned to parody illegal links posted to the Party, said 'teen was right to be wary of following it. The only gemmy part of this GET was a gif of Feraljak jerking off, sandwiched between the two posts.
[[File:soy-3888888.jpg|thumb|none|''>>3888818 you're scared aren't you?'']]
==== 3900000 GET ====
Post 3900000<ref>https://archive.is/nznwA#3900000</ref> was from someone stating that [[coal|petra]], a new forced brimstone, is sharty culture. Most 'teens didn't like this GET, and some called 3899999<ref>https://archive.is/op1Ns#3899999</ref> the real GET.
[[File:Soy 3900000 get.png|thumb|none|''Petra is sharty culture, petra won GETs for the sharty, petra is queen of the sharty!'']]
=== 3999999 and 4000000 GETs ===
Post 3999999 was a rare Yotsubajak mocking 4channers and classic Japanese otaku.<ref>https://archive.is/uNRuS</ref>
[[File:soy-3999999.JPG|thumb|none|''blah blahj blah bah blah baklh blah'']]
Following even more months of anticipation and strife, the Post 4000000 was shimmering IAS: an Aryan Neutralplier within an Aryan Neutralplier thread.<ref>https://archive.is/8NfVM#4000000</ref>
[[File:soy-4m-get.JPG|thumb|none|{{quote|''>>Aryan Neutralplier Will Win''}}]]
==== 4100000 GET ====
Post 4100000<ref>https://archive.is/k6U5C</ref> was spamcoal. Due to the lack of an arrow, the obsessed poster looks '''exactly''' like a smiling troonjak.
[[File:1690285599888-1.png|thumb|none|{{redtext|''KYS SH*RTYTRANNIES''}}]]
==== 4111111 GET ====
Post 4111111<ref>https://archive.is/6aibP</ref> was the gay pedo Kuz copypasta. It was posted just 13 hours after the 4100000 GET to a possible J*rty win, nigh impossible thoughever because they always lose, regardless if they win.
[[File:Screenshot_20230725_232316_Brave.png|thumb|none|''Yuri Kuznetsov was an extremely disgusting gay pedophile (...)'']]
==== 4200000 GET ====
Post 4200000 was GNUschizo.
[[File:42000000 GET.png|thumb|none|''i calmed down, its okay... <BR> WINDOWS STILL SUCKS'']]
==== 4300000 GET ====
Post 4300000<ref>https://archive.ph/FWkyc#4300000</ref> was an unintentional GET claimed by the Sharty barneyfag in response to a thread depicting DOLL as a pony. It was warmly received, to the extent that one 'teen stated he was thankful his own post lost the GET.
[[File:soy-4300000.JPG|thumb|none|''DIE OUT'']]
==== 4333333 GET ====
<s>Nobody</s> Everybody cares about <s>TBPcels</s> BBCaryans anymore so I'm <s>not</s> adding an image.
[[File:4333333.png|thumb|none|''>he says, while Jamal is out here balls deep in his crush'']]
==== 4400000 GET ====
Post 4400000 was Judges 19:19, one of a bunch of botted bible verses.{{CitationNeeded}}
[[File:soy-4400000.png|thumb|none|''Yet there is both straw and provender for our donkeys; and there is bread and wine also for me, and for your handmaid, and for the young man who is with your servants: there is no want of anything.'']]
==== 4444444 GET ====
[[File:1692996771743.png|thumb|none|{{redtext|''add /trump/ <BR> jllsiuvktpynq''}}]]
{{bluetext|OH MY SHYAMALAN WHAT A SHOCKING PLOT TWIST!}}
Post 4444444 was originally spamdust: at about post 4444300, a bot activated and spammed pro-trump redtext; one of about a hundred messages landed on the GET. Acting Admin [[Angeleno]] then reset the post timer back to 4444400, just like the [[GoySlop™|heckin' beloved comedy film Groundhog Day starring Bill Murray]]. The resulting GET was a [[Avatarfags|Doge]]; whether this was a [[Pooner|poonerWIN]] is up to the schizos.<ref>https://archive.is/l6FuZ#4444444 https://archive.is/pHhki https://archive.is/X8Sah#4444444</ref> Shortly after the GET, the bot [[Schizophrenia|went haywire]] and spammed and bumped hundreds of threads, forcing Angeleno to turn on [[Cloudflare]] protection.[[File:soy-4444444.JPG|thumb|none|''Nigger'']]
==== 4500000 GET ====
The post is gone
Oh my heckin' Sciencerino! This is just like my heckin' lost media and shit. However, I do remember the post, [[though]] I didn't archive the thread or take a screenshot like the [[Selfish Little Fuck|selfish little fuck]] that I am. The thread was a 'teen asking the 'arty whether ze should buy [[Soy|No Mans Sky]] and the 4500000 GET was a user replying "Noooooo". The reaction to this GET was mostly negative, as it was a waste of repeating digits. If you are doubtful about the veracity of the previous statements, then just trust the science chud! {{CitationNeeded}}
''{"No":4500000,"Com":"Noooooo","Subject":null,"Name":"Chud","Time":1693342476,"OmittedPosts":0,"OmittedImages":0,"Sticky":0,"Locked":0,"Cyclical":0,"LastModified":1693342476,"TnH":0,"TnW":0,"H":0,"W":0,"Fsize":0,"Filename":null,"Ext":null,"Tim":null,"Md5":null,"Resto":4499702,"PHash":null}''
==== 4555555 GET ====
Post 4555555 was a picture of [[Bobo the Sharty Janny]]. Only one person on the entire site managed to save an image capture and you WILL be thankful.
[[File:soy_4555555.png|thumb|none|''SMELLS LIKE BAIT DOE'']]
==== 4600000 GET ====
Post 4600000<ref>https://archive.ph/UGfo6#4600000</ref> was an unintentional text GET in a random Big Boss thread. It was NOT edited by Mods. Cease your investigation and take your meds.
[[File:SOY-4600000.JPG|thumb|none|''wait nvm I take the message that this post used to have back'']]
==== 4700000 GET ====
Post 4700000<ref>https://archive.ph/fAmmQ</ref> was [[Nonsense|nonsense]]. However,  it was posted in a [[The_Swede_(Artist)|Swede]] thread, indicating a Swedish Win.
[[File:4700000 GET.png|thumb|none|''Rydydhhdsh'']]
==== 4777777 GET ====
Post 4777777<ref>https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4777777.html</ref> was a 'plier S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Monolith edit. The 4777776 behind it was of the naked nigger with greensocks, narrowly saving the 'sharty from niggers licking my asshole.
[[File:Monolith 'talker GET.png|none|thumb|''Monolith stalker WIN'']]
==== 4800000 GET ====
Post 4800000 was niggerbrim posted by the [[The Morrocan|Morrocan]]. It was a Youtube URL that leads to: "[[Anime|Rika says nipah and then explodes (Real)]]"
[[File:1695561906323.png|thumb|none|''https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8n1y24dTkQ'']]
==== 4900000 GET ====
Post 4900000 was the first reply in a new doxing thread against a furry troon: a spoilered image would reveal [[Rika Furude and Bernkastel|Rika in bunny ears]].
[[File:soy-4.9m.PNG|thumb|none|''Doxxing is coal'']]
=== 4999999 and 5000000 GET ===
Get #4999999 was a nutty gem. The 5th million get was a total poog win!
[[File:4999999.png|none|thumb|Nigga you're nuts]]
[[File:Get 5000000.png|none|thumb|Poog will always be a gem|406x406px]]
A lot of coalers such as soylita posters and gassycorders were banned the moment before the GETs were taken. These two were seemingly very organic since some developerchad quickly noticed the presence of botnets sending hundreds of requests and instantly slayed them, preventing the bots from stealing those two GETs.
Some j@rtycucks tried to steal those two GETs with their shit nobody cares about and they '''FAILED MISERABLY.'''<ref>https://archive.is/H7fn5</ref> Then they proceeded to cry and cope in the same failget attempt but were destroyed with facts and logic by true shartypatriots. the j@rty remains dead and completely irrelevant, even more deader after this hilarious failget.
Some furfag discorders tried to steal it as well with a coomer pic and they FAILED just like the j@rtycucks
curiously the 5M post was basically a repost of the OP.
==== 5100000 GET ====
Post 51000000 was NAS lolicon. Wasn't soylita though. What a waste of a perfectly good get. 
There are some theories that offsiters from 4cuck did it, likely from /b/. 
====  5111111 GET ====
Post 5111111 was '''<big><u>accidental</u></big>''', in fact it was a Vichan/PHP fault because on that day Soyjak.Party was being broken as always <s>''([[Froot]] move your ass you nigger)''</s>, so if you posted something Vichan could duplicate that reply several times.
===== Prelude =====
It was posted on 23th Monday of October 2023 on a thread that invited soyteens to introduce to [[2chan|'''2cuck''']] ( First imageboard ever created,mother of all AltChans also known as '''Futaba Channel''' ) Soyjaks or something.
It was a total failure doe,apparently a [[Japan|JapanGOD]] that lurked at that moment the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]] told us that the [[2chan|2channers]] were a backward culture and they stupid potty humor remained the same as the 2001's ( When it was created ).
Indeed he was right when some 'teen made a [[Cobson]] thread on their [[B/|/b/]] asking if [[Cobson]] was gemmy or not,no [[2chan|2tranny]] understanded the joke, instead they called us '''''"bald man,english & faggots"''''' and they thought that [[Cobson]] was a [[Sneed's Feed and Seed|Simpson]] meme '''KEK'''
[[File:5111111GET.png|none|left|thumb|JapFag responds to a guy who asked for his 'booru account without knowing that Vichan was fucking slow that day]]
''Btw that Cobson thread on [[2chan]] wasn't archived unfortunately but the [[Soy/|/soy/]] thread and the 5111111 GET was!<ref>https://archive.ph/wmUhd</ref> <s>( Btw can someone transform this into a citation? i don't know how to do that )</s> use <nowiki><ref></nowiki>, newdeity
===== The GET Itself =====
As I said before it was taken accidentally by the [[Japan|JapanGOD]] who was having a great time there,even if it was wasted or something ''<small><s>JAPFAG WON</s></small>''
==== 5300000 GET<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231122163946/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5299982 ([https://archive.ph/iivjx archive.ph])</ref> ====
[[File:soy5300000.png|none|1000px]]
[[Poopson|Dark times are coming]]. But apparently, this was a Swedish Win. Best of all, what a gemerald.
==== 5333333 GET <ref>https://archive.ph/tp9gY</ref> ====
[[File:5333333 get.PNG|none|1000px|aaaa]]
5333333 was a complete gem, saying "aaaa" with no image.
==== 5444444 GET ====
[[File:soy5444444.png|thumb|''{{Q|>>troonix filenames}}''|500px|none]]
==== 5600000 GET ====
[[File:soy5600000.png|500px|none|thumb|''SOMEONE ATE MY HOUSE''<br>''SOMEONE FUCKER MIGGER BIGGER''<br>''[[Wordfilter|raisin]] GETS ARE FIR AJRVEJEJEBEN'']]
Schizo gem.
==== 5700000 GET ====
[[FIle:Soy - 5700000 GET.png|thumb|aryan win|none]]
==== 5800000 GET ====
[[File:Eofbv0obr.png|none|thumb|anime website or something]]
Tranime get
==== 5899999 & 5900000 GET ====
Was lost, some claim both were achived by a bant poster.
===== 5999999 GET <ref>https://archive.is/F6bKB</ref> =====
[[File:soy5999999.png|none|thumb|''How dumb can a nigga be to click on these lol, oh wait, I forgot what site I'm in'']]
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In6tsOZLcEk Video]
==== 6000000 GET <ref>https://archive.ph/iySsl</ref> ====
[[File:6million GET.png|none|thumb|''Wiki was fun for like 3 months when it was first introduced, now it's ruined just like everything else here, let's just delete it'']]
The linked [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZHdo5KCcoU&t=16s video] was "How to beat Erika meta super without getting injury".
==== 6400000 GET<ref>https://archive.today/awbGf#selection-30885.2-30885.9</ref> ====
[[File:6400000 get soy.png|none|thumb|''how are you seeing this? I don't see the vc'']]
jackbox raid win
==== 6444444 GET<ref>https://archive.today/awbGf#selection-30885.2-30885.9</ref> ====
[[File:6444444 GET.png|none|thumb|''{{quote|>I always come back or however the remnant is harvested}}'']]
FNAF mutterald
==== 6500000 GET <ref>https://archive.ph/NwbvR</ref> ====
[[File:soy6500000.png|400px|none|thumb|''up'']]To this day, he still regrets stealing that get<ref>https://files.catbox.moe/zvcwx0.PNG</ref>
==== 6555555 GET <ref>https://archive.ph/Kn18z</ref> ====
[[File:6555555 gem.png|none|thumb|gem or coal? YOU DECIDE]]
a new variant got a deserved get
==== 6600000 GET ====
[[File:6800000 GET.jpg|thumb|Brimstone GET|none]]
==== 6655555 GET <ref>http://archive.today/2024.03.25-135301/https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/6655551.html%236655555</ref> ====
[[File:Sharty6655555GET.png|none|thumb|glub]]
==== 6666666 GET ====
[[Peer-reviewed study|Streets are sayin']] it will be a [[Niggerhell|satanic]] GET[[File:6666666.png|none|thumb|...they're right]]
'''''<big>IT'S POOPSON I REPEAT IT'S FUCKING POOPSON THE SHARTY IS DONE THE END IS NEAR WE ARE DOOMED IT'S FUCKING OVER</big>'''''
==== 6668555 GET <ref>http://archive.today/2024.03.26-140756/https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/6668517.html%236668555</ref> ====
[[File:Shartyget6668555.png|none|thumb|only in idaho bruh]]
=== Time travel GETs ===
[[File:Leno Time travel.jpg|thumb|Angeleno done goofed|none]]
Made possible thanks to Angeleno. Both were neutralplier wins.
==== 6999999 GET (Time travel) ====
[[File:Pliercord get.png|thumb|none|''we know the 'plier cord just hacked the servers'']]
This post accuses a pliercord of wrecking the servers.
==== 7000000 GET (Time travel) <ref>https://archive.is/BbONG</ref> ====
[[File:Neutralget7million.PNG|none|thumb|neutralcoal get]]
This get was made possible due to [[Time Travel|time travel]].


==GETs on other boards==
==GETs on other boards==
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{{Template:ToBeResearched|topic=GETs on other boards}}


===Total Sharty Posts===
=== Total Sharty Posts ===
Both the 1mil and 2 millionth sharty posts were 'zellig win.
 
^trans btw~
==== Post 1000000 and 2000000 ====
[[File:Zellig 1 mil.png|thumb|415x415px|none]]
Both the 1,000,000th and 2,000,000th{{CitationNeeded}} Sharty posts were 'zellig wins.
[[File:Zellig 1 mil.png|thumb|none]]
 
==== Post 5000000 ====
The 5,000,000th post<ref>https://archive.is/jKK91#4408088</ref> on the Sharty—following all the downtime and drama—was a glistening squirreljak, not to be confused with the feraljak squirrel.
[[File:1692499037188.png|thumb|none]]
 
==== Post 6000000 ====
[[File:1699138680469.png|thumb]]
The 6,000,000th post on the Sharty- A negative post slandering the sharty - likely a reflection on the sites issues with lag and poor moderation. Thoughbeit, there is major conflicting data showing that get 6mil probably is still unknown because the laggy state of the site.
[[File:Totalget 6mil(1).png|none|thumb]]
[[File:Totalget 6mil(2).png|none|thumb]]
 
===/caca/===
[[Caca/|/caca/]] - Baby is an Under-4s Only board originally added long ago,{{CitationNeeded}} opened with a fresh post counter on June 27th, 2023.
 
==== PRE 1000 GETs ====
=====99, 100, 111 GETs=====
Two of three of the first GETs were IAB (It's A Baby), spelling an optimistic outlook for the board.
[[File:caca - 99 - bouncing baby.JPG|thumb|none|''BABAA BABAABBABA]]
[[File:caca - 100 - finger baby.JPG|thumb|none|''fuh yuo'']]
[[File:caca - 111 - how.JPG|thumb|none|''How?'']]
 
=====200 GET=====
[[File:caca - 200.JPG|thumb|none|''Im play with ss13'']]
 
=====300 GET=====
[[File:caca - 300.JPG|thumb|none|''adult hate thread'']]
 
=====400 and 500 GETs=====
Both of these GETs simply  pointed to other posts, possibly the same poster's failed GETs. They've been included on the captures for posterity.
[[File:caca - 400.jpg|thumb|none|''>>305'']]
[[File:caca - 500.JPG|thumb|none|''>>497'']]
 
=====600 GET=====
[[File:caca - 600.JPG|thumb|none|''gtsnd ma'']]
 
=====666 GET=====
The 666 GET is considered significant because it's a scary number and scared countless babies on /caca/.
[[File:caca - 666.JPG|thumb|none|''im crazy'']]
 
=====700 GET=====
[[File:caca - 700.JPG|thumb|none|''Ga'']]
 
=====800 GET=====
[[File:caca - 800.JPG|thumb|none|{{redtext|''KUUUUUUUUUUZ I TOOK THE BABY PILLS WHY AM I NOT BABY YET KUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ MAKE ME BABY KUUUUUUUZ MAKE ME BABY NOOOOOOOOOW''}}]]
 
=====900 GET=====
[[File:caca - 900.JPG|thumb|none|''babyGOD win'']]
 
==== 1000 GET ====
The 1000th post on /caca/ arrived barely over an hour after its opening. The feraljak baby GET was pinned, but being posted with a Noahmusic2009 e-mail disqualified it from total cacarald status.
[[File:caca - 1000.JPG|thumb|none|''sooty soot'']]
 
===== 1111 GET =====
[[File:caca - 1111.JPG|thumb|none|''make /son/'']]
 
 
===== 2000 GET =====
[[File:caca - 2000.JPG|thumb|none|''strong baba'']]
 
===== 2222 GET =====
[[File:caca - 2222.JPG|thumb|none|''inflated win'']]
 
===== 3000 GET =====
[[File:Caca_-_3000.png|thumb|none|''dead board'']]
 
===== 3333 GET =====
While all the babies were sleeping, post 3333 on /caca/ was allegedly a frogpost that came after the user spammed a bunch of threads, forcing the get.{{CitationNeeded}} It was then deleted by the OP.
[[File:caca-3333.jpg|thumb|none|{{redtext|''I LOVE NIGGER I LOVE NIGGER I LOVE NIGGER I LOVE NIGGER I LOVE NIGGER I LOVE NIGGER''}}]]
 
===== 3999 GET =====
[[File:Caca3999GET.png|thumb|none|''alice'']]
 
==== 5555 GET ====
[[File:Caca- 5555 GET.jpg|thumb|Mama kwinnig a stwanger frwocpostah triing to infoltate as]]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Finally a good GET after a while
 
===/dan/===
 
=====1 GET=====
[[File:Dan_-_1.png|thumb|none|''he do be da GOAT doe'']]
 
=====10 and 11 GETs=====
[[File:Dan - 10.png|thumb|none|''[https://wiki.soyjak.party/File:Dan_10_GET.mp4 a /thug/ win...]'']]
[[File:Dan_-_11.png|thumb|none|''... and a /caca/ win'']]
 
=====22 GET=====
[[File:Dan_-_22.png|thumb|none|''[[Fact|DWABAG]]'']]
 
=====33 GET=====
[[File:Dan_-_33.png|thumb|none|''a decisive win for PNDchuds]]
 
=====44 GET=====
[[File:Dan_-_44.png|thumb|none|''preach it brotha'']]
 
=====55 GET=====
[[File:Dan_-_55.png|thumb|none|'''''GAME OVER, RACERNEEM BOY''''']]
 
===/floyd/===
 
=====1 GET=====
[[File:Floyd_-_1.png|thumb|none|''[https://wiki.soyjak.party/File:Floyd_1_GET.webm The attached video]'']]
 
=====10 and 11 GETs=====
[[File:Floyd_-_10+11.png|thumb|none|''a disagreement'']]
 
===/giga2/===
/giga2/ - Gigachads was a joke board orginally added on June 24th 2023, open for a single weekend. It locked at post 356.
 
====99, 100, 111 GETs====
The first three GETs on /giga2/ were claimed by Nazis, Soylita posters, and anti-/cunny/ advocates, two of the three being pure IAG (It's A Gigachad).
[[File:giga2-99.JPG|none|thumb|''nazi win'']]
[[File:giga2-100.JPG|none|thumb|''claiming the 100 get for gigalita'']]
[[File:giga2-111.JPG|none|thumb|''>i would gladly oppose the idea of /cunny/ being added'']]
 
====200 GET====
The 200 GET was posted to no replies, because nobody but the OP watched ''I Am Here... Now'', the 2009 film from which this quote and still frame originate.
[[File:giga2-200.JPG|none|thumb|''>I didn't make you this way.. That's just not right'']]
 
====300 GET====
Spongeposters claimed the 300 GET to mild reception, including a reference to the /soy/ 3 Million GET which featured a chudded Spongebob. This was the final GET before the board locked.
[[File:giga2-300.JPG|none|thumb|''spongebob is sharty culture'']]
 
===/int/===
===/int/===
====9999 and 10000 GETs ====
==== 9999 and 10000 GETs====
These two quads were both obtained in the same /int/ thread (the former in the OP, the latter in the first reply) in quick succession on July 3, 2021. <ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=int|no=9999|caption=Trans women are women|date=July 3, 2021|url=https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int//res/9999.html#10000}}</ref> <ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=int|no=10000|caption=(nigga?)|date=July 3, 2021|url=https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int//res/9999.html#9999}}</ref> The OP was by a Moroccan and featured an image of a transgender pride flag likely downloaded from Wikipedia with the caption "Trans women are women". The first reply to the thread was by a Mexican who simply said "(nigga?)". Apparently, the Moroccan planned on taking both GETs for himself by quickly replying with an image of a Black Lives Matter flag and the caption "Also Black lives matter", but was too slow to beat the Mexican to the 10000 GET. The Moroccan, severely displeased with the useless 10001 digits his BLM flag obtained, angrily replied to the Mexican.<blockquote>NIGGER NIGGER YOU DOUBLE NIGGER YOU STOLE MY NASFJASF:LJASFJAS:GET COAL NIGGER NGIGIEIRIGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int//res/9999.html#10002</ref></blockquote>The Mexican then proceeded to taunt him.<blockquote>Fuck that, Golf Wang
These two quads were both obtained in the same /int/ thread (the former in the OP, the latter in the first reply) in quick succession on July 3, 2021. <ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=int|no=9999|caption=Trans women are women|date=July 3, 2021|url=https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int//res/9999.html#10000}}</ref> <ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=int|no=10000|caption=(nigga?)|date=July 3, 2021|url=https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int//res/9999.html#9999}}</ref> The OP was by a Moroccan and featured an image of a transgender pride flag likely downloaded from Wikipedia with the caption "Trans women are women". The first reply to the thread was by a Mexican who simply said "(nigga?)". Apparently, the Moroccan planned on taking both GETs for himself by quickly replying with an image of a Black Lives Matter flag and the caption "Also Black lives matter", but was too slow to beat the Mexican to the 10000 GET. The Moroccan, severely displeased with the useless 10001 digits his BLM flag obtained, angrily replied to the Mexican.<blockquote>NIGGER NIGGER YOU DOUBLE NIGGER YOU STOLE MY NASFJASF:LJASFJAS:GET COAL NIGGER NGIGIEIRIGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int//res/9999.html#10002</ref></blockquote>The Mexican then proceeded to taunt him.<blockquote>Fuck that, Golf Wang
Fuck that, Golf Wang
Fuck that, Golf Wang
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Fuck that, Golf Wang <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int//res/9999.html#10003</ref></blockquote>After that, tensions appeared to dissipate and they traded good-natured emoji-filled jests with each other. <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int//res/9999.html#10005</ref>[[File:Int-9999and10000-get.PNG|none|thumb|300px|'''9999:'''''Trans women are women''<br />'''10000:'''''(nigga?)'']]
Fuck that, Golf Wang <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int//res/9999.html#10003</ref></blockquote>After that, tensions appeared to dissipate and they traded good-natured emoji-filled jests with each other. <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int//res/9999.html#10005</ref>[[File:Int-9999and10000-get.PNG|none|thumb|300px|'''9999:'''''Trans women are women''<br />'''10000:'''''(nigga?)'']]
====11111 GET====
====11111 GET====
'''Post no. 11111''' on /int/ was obtained on August 1, 2021. <ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=int|no=11111|caption=Are repeating digits normal in your country?|date=August 1, 2021|url=https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int/res/11111.html}}</ref> It featured one image of a [[Impish Soyak Ears|Swedish 'jak]] and two [[Deformed Soyjak|deformed 'jaks]]. It is notable both for being a pinned thread and receiving a humorous redtext caption from [[Soyjak.party#Moderation|a moderator]].[[File:Int-11111-get.PNG|none|thumb|300px|''Are repeating digits normal in your country?''<br /><span style="color:red">'''''(USER WAS KILLED FOR THIS POST)'''''</span>]]
'''Post no. 11111''' on /int/ was obtained on August 1, 2021. <ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=int|no=11111|caption=Are repeating digits normal in your country?|date=August 1, 2021|url=https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int/res/11111.html}}</ref> It featured one image of a [[Impish Soyak Ears|Swedish 'jak]] and two [[Deformed Soyjak|deformed 'jaks]]. It is notable both for being a pinned thread and receiving a humorous redtext caption from [[Janny|a moderator]].[[File:Int-11111-get.PNG|none|thumb|300px|''Are repeating digits normal in your country?''<br /><span style="color:red">'''''(USER WAS KILLED FOR THIS POST)'''''</span>]]


=== /psy/ ===
===/mtv/===
/psy/-4/20 was a joke board orginally added on April 20th, 2023


==== 99, 100, 111 GETs ====
====2000 GET====
Big three baby gets all obtained in the first few minutes of the board being open
[[File:mtv - 2000.JPG|none|thumb|''HE FUCKING WON'']]
[[File:Get100psy.png|none|thumb|Wholesomejak victory ]]
 
====4000 GET====
[[File:mtv - 4000.JPG|none|thumb|''Mangum win albeit'']]
 
==== 22222 GET ====
[[File:mtv_22222.png|300px|none|thumb|''WHERE THE FUCK IS TYRONE VS COPS YOU BAD GOY'']]
 
===[[Np/|/np/]]===
/np/ was created for the sole purpose of getting more [[GET|GETs]] as possible for Santa!!
 
Whoever image Gets the GET he will be in the Nice list of Santa!
 
=====FIRST=====
[[File:Np - 1 GET.png|none|thumb]]
 
=====10 GET=====
[[File:Np - 10 GET.png|none|thumb|boycoal…]]
Unfortunately,№10 was stolen by a penguin in Antartica
 
=====50 GET=====
[[File:Np - 55 GET.png|none|thumb|''nas win'']]
Once again South Polers' efforts to steal /np/ GETs paid off
 
=====69 GET=====
[[File:Np - 69 GET.png|none|thumb|{{quote|''>oh my krampus is that a heckin' SEX NUMBER REFERENCE?!''}}]]
 
=====100 GET=====
[[File:Np- 100 GET.jpg|thumb|Win? Fail? Prob both]]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
==== 199 & 200 GET ====
[[File:Np- 199&200 GET.jpg|thumb|Double GET!!]]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
==== 299 & 300 GET ====
[[File:Np- 299&300 GET.jpg|thumb|The 4th Industrial Revolution won & Basedjak.party won]]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
==== 399 & 400 GET ====
[[File:Np-400 GET.png|thumb|Coalkisser or Rapeson won?]]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
==== 499 & 500 GET ====
[[File:Np-500 GET.png|thumb|FUCKEN ANTIMATTER WORST GET EVAR!!]]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
==== 600 GET ====
[[File:Np-600 GET.jpg|thumb|Iron I guess]]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
===== 699 & 700 GET =====
[[File:Np-700 GET.jpg|thumb|‘Zelligtrannies went quite after this one! Also Shrek won]]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
==== '''''/np/ Nice List''''' ====
so far we have
 
- Chudjak ~ 1
 
- Gapejak ~ 10
 
- Soytan ~ 50
 
- Feraljak ~ 69
 
- ??? ~ 99
 
- Osaka ~ 100
 
- Rika Furude ~ 199
 
- Yotsuba  ~ 200
 
- Klaus Schwab ~ 299
 
- Nate Higgers ~ 300
 
- Kuz ~ 399
 
- Cobson ~ 400
 
- Sylveon and Furnigger ( Total Antimatter ) ~ 499 & 500
 
- Hiroyuki ~ 600
 
- Negan ~ 699
 
- Shrek ~ 700
 
===/plier/===
/plier/ was a joke board added for Markiplier's birthday on June 28th, 2023. It was closed the next day.
 
====100 GET====
[[File:plier - post 100.JPG|none|thumb|'' 'line on the log'']]
 
Oh my favci, Marceline, a bisexual (no trans so its gemmy) vampire !!
 
Total LGB (no T ) win!
 
The board was re-added some time later, the new 100 GET was a truthnuke about nigger-speak
[[File:Nigger Truthnuke.png|thumb|300x300px|none]]
===/psy/===
/psy/ - 4/20 was a joke board originally added on April 20th, 2023.
 
====99, 100, 111 GETs====
Big three gets all obtained in the first few minutes of the board being open by 'jaks (albeit one coal) Wholesome Gapejak, Shotjak, and Feraljak.
[[File:Get100psy.png|none|thumb|[[dreamworks]] victory ]]
[[File:Get 99111psy1.png|none|thumb|Feraljak win for historic first trips (111) and last pure dubs (99) was taken by a shotjak.]]
[[File:Get 99111psy1.png|none|thumb|Feraljak win for historic first trips (111) and last pure dubs (99) was taken by a shotjak.]]


==== 420 GET ====
====420 GET====
[[File:Bbkkblblblb.png|none|thumb|Get 420]]
[[File:Bbkkblblblb.png|none|thumb|''Get 420'']]


==== 1000 GET ====
====1000 GET====
[[File:Psy1000.png|none|thumb|Get 1000, right before the board closed denouncing the use of nigger weed]]
[[File:Psy1000.png|none|thumb|Get 1000, right before the board closed denouncing the use of nigger weed]]


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This GET was considered a major win for [[Islam]] and Norway, and many chuds called for this gem of a thread to be pinned.<ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=pol|no=7814|caption=pin it|date=June 17, 2021|url=http://web.archive.org/web/20210706193625/https://soyjak.party/pol//res/7777.html#7814}}. Archived on July 6th, 2021.</ref>[[File:pol-7777-GET.PNG|none|thumb|500px|{{redtext|''KILL ALL SWEDES''}}]]
This GET was considered a major win for [[Islam]] and Norway, and many chuds called for this gem of a thread to be pinned.<ref>{{Template:CitePost|board=pol|no=7814|caption=pin it|date=June 17, 2021|url=http://web.archive.org/web/20210706193625/https://soyjak.party/pol//res/7777.html#7814}}. Archived on July 6th, 2021.</ref>[[File:pol-7777-GET.PNG|none|thumb|500px|{{redtext|''KILL ALL SWEDES''}}]]


=== /qa/ ===
====77777 GET====
[[File:Pol-77777-get.png|none|thumb|Get 77777]]
<ref>https://archive.ph/fZx5q</ref>
 
====88888 GET====
[[File:Pol-88888-get-uncropped.png|none|thumb|karaboğa win]]
<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231128023116/https://soyjak.party/pol/thread/88543.html</ref>
 
===/qa/===


==== 90000 GET ====
====90000 GET====
[[File:260CBDA2-6605-4FB7-864E-1DCEE5BF3D59.jpg|thumb|>''dickhead''|none]]
[[File:260CBDA2-6605-4FB7-864E-1DCEE5BF3D59.jpg|thumb|>''dickhead''|none]]


==== 100000 GET<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/qa/100000</ref> ====
====100000 GET<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/qa/100000</ref>====
[[File:qa_100000_get.png|thumb|Chuck won unlock /sneed/|none]]
[[File:qa_100000_get.png|thumb|''Chuck won unlock /sneed/''|none]]


[[File:qa_100000_get_doll.png|thumb|Doll temporarily unlocked /sneed/ in response to the get|none]]
[[File:qa_100000_get_doll.png|thumb|Doll temporarily unlocked /sneed/ in response to the get.|none]]


=== /q/ ===
====123456 GET<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230713235644/https://soyjak.party/qa/thread/123456.html</ref>====
[[File:Qa 123456 get.png|thumb|none|alt=Jannied soon after|''Petra the new queen of /qa/. Forever loyal to her duty'']]
 
==== 145000 GET ====
[[File:Munchget.jpg|thumb|233x233px|''Zeligtroons lost, munch will win.''|none]][[File:The Munch Raid.jpg|thumb|The GABBIT raid that's on a thread for posting Ongezellig [[Porn]].|none]]
[[File:A normal thread of -qa-.png|thumb|193x193px|The thread. The picture is censored for courtesy. You can see why Coco says: Like this, coach?|none]]
 
==== 149999 and 150000 GETs<ref>https://archive.ph/Z6cwk</ref> ====
It was a total [[My little pony|mare]] win, with the same [[Namefags|namefag]] getting both [https://mlp.fandom.com/wiki/Shoeshine Linky] GETs in a row.
[[File:Linky won.png|none|thumb|382x382px|linky won]]
 
=== /q/===
 
====77777 GET<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/q/77232#p77777</ref>====
Obtained in Doll's pinned q&a thread


==== 77777 GET<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/q/77232#p77777</ref> ====
Obtained in Doll's pinned q&a thread
Obtained in Doll's pinned q&a thread
[[File:77777GETQ.png|none|thumb|/'''B'''BC/ now]]
[[File:77777GETQ.png|none|thumb|/'''B'''BC/ now]]


==== 80000 GET<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/q/77232#p80000</ref> ====
====80000 GET<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/q/77232#p80000</ref>====
Obtained in Doll's pinned q&a thread  
Obtained in Doll's pinned q&a thread  
[[File:80000getq.png|left|thumb|''zellig win'']]
[[File:80000getq.png|thumb|''zellig win''|none]]
 
====100000 GET<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230710171437/https://soyjak.party/q/thread/98045.html</ref>====
[[File:100000GETQ.png|left|thumb|''And ban /pol/tards.'']]
 
{{clear}}
{{clear}}


== GETs on 4chan ==
<blockquote>''See also: [[Raids]]''</blockquote>


===/aco/===
====6666666  GET<ref>https://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/6666666//</ref>====
[[File:Aco 6666666 GET.png|alt=|none|thumb|600x600px|''<nowiki/>'son thread'']]


===/bant/===
====14000000 GET<ref>https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/14000000/</ref>====
[[File:Bant 14000000.png|none|thumb|600x600px|''.'']]
====16666666 GET<ref>https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/16666666/</ref>====
[[File:bant 16666666.png|none|thumb|600x600px|''he won'']]


=== /ck/ ===
==== 18999999<ref>https://warosu.org/ck/thread/S18990440#p18999999</ref> and 19000000<ref>https://warosu.org/ck/thread/S18999504#p19000000</ref> GETs ====
These GETs were allegedly taken by the Moroccan, who cited prior posts on /bant/ with the same filename and MD5 hash as the two images used in the GETs as proof.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2444579#p2445104</ref>
[[File:1677774682632-1.png|none|thumb|''Big mac''|459x459px]]
[[File:1677774682632-0.png|none|thumb|{{quote|''>Drinking soda''}}|475x475px]]


===/fit/===
=== /skibidi/ ===
====70000000 (maybe)====
/skibidi - Skibidi was another temp board Doll added, to be live "until I get home" on July 19th, 2023.
[[File:1676699754086.png|thumb|''get incoming''|none]]
 
==== 99, 100, 111 GETs ====
The first three GETs (pre-99 dubs don't count, you selfish fucks) came within minutes of the board opening. Post 99 fueled the [[Poopson]] conspiracy theory.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230719205601/https://soyjak.party/skibidi/thread/99.html</ref> Post 100 was a classic GODson win and Post 111 simply linked to the first three GETs.<ref>https://archive.is/PkrOc</ref>
[[File:skibidi - 99-100-111.jpg|thumb|none|''Nigger Board'' among other nonsense.]]
 
==== 200 - 700 GETs: The Skibidi-Caca Skirmish ====
[[File:skibidi-get-skirmish.jpg|thumb|The GETs of the Skibidi-Caca Skirmish.]]
The remainder of the GETs evolved (or ''de''volved) into a war between /caca/ baby posters and anti-/caca/ advocates who rallied against them with the help of the ratio-bot (a script deployed by a 'teen that replies to a post every six to eight seconds from a pool of phrases).
* '''Post 200''' was a reply to the OP of the master babythread. {{redtext|/caca/ win.}}
* '''Post 222''' was a ratiobot reply within the ratio thread. {{bluetext|/skibidi/ win.}}
* '''Post 300''' was another ratiobot reply within the ratio thread. {{bluetext|/skibidi/ win.}}
* '''Post 333''' was familiar babyspeak nonsense. {{redtext|/caca/ win.}}
* '''Post 400''' was an impish soyak ears babyjak. {{redtext|/caca/ win.}}
* '''Post 444''' was a ratio reply within the ratio thread. {{bluetext|/skibidi/ win.}}
* '''Post 500''' was another ratiobot reply within the ratio thread. Being post 500, it garnered the most (You)s of any GET on the board. {{bluetext|/skibidi/ win.}}
* '''Post 555''' was a third ratiobot GET win in a row, and the /caca/ faction felt the loss. {{bluetext|/skibidi/ win.}}
* '''Post 600''' turned the tide with a black sun babyjak. {{redtext|/caca/ win.}}
* '''Post 666''' was a win from a neutral party: a splinter faction formed from the Aryan Neutralplier /soy/ 4M GET just the night before. {{glow|NO CONTEST.}}
* '''Post 700''' was the final GET of the board: a babyjak. {{redtext|/caca/ win.}}
 
In the end, both competing factions tied with 5 GETs a piece. It was a tie, and that's a good thing (even doe most of the /skibidi/ GETs were botted and all /caca/ gets were won by humans which means /caca/ won because I say so, okay?).
 
===== Rematch =====
/skibidi/ WAS Later added by Froot in September so it should get another chance.
 
=== /x/ ===
 
==== 1 GET ====
[[Gem|It was a 'cado.]]
 
==== ϪϪϪ GET ====
The highly sought-after post ϪϪϪ (Triple Thrembo) was acquired by <s>an</s> the anti-Lawrence poster and is probably the same guy who bumped the thread forty times with the ratio script.{{CitationNeeded}} The user was then promptly abducted by (((aliens))) or other bone-chilling A24 genre-defining Lovecraftian horrors.<ref>https://archive.is/oQbjZ</ref>
[[File:x - triple thrembo GET.JPG|thumb|none]]
 
=== /froot/ ===
 
==== 100 and 101 GET ====
the 100 get was a blank picture.
 
The 101 GET was a baby win.
 
==== 200 GET ====
 
==== 300 GET ====
 
==== 400 GET ====
 
==== 500 GET ====
 
==== 600 GET ====
 
==== 700 GET ====
 
==== 800 GET ====
 
==== 900 GET ====
 
==== 1000 GET ====
the 1000 GET Was a Muslim Win.
 
=== /nate/ (pre-wipe) ===
{{Glowtext|The 10000, 20000, 30000, and 40000 GETs might as well have been lost to time.}}
 
==== 50000 GET ====
was a micro cobson with the text "test"{{CitationNeeded}}
 
==== 60000 GET ====
[[File:60000GET.png|thumb|none|{{quote|''>60000 furs died in the furrocaust so now you gotta accept elephant immigrants or something''}}]]
 
=== /nate/ (post-wipe) ===
Somehow, /nate/'s post count was reset, allowing early GETs to be re-obtained.
 
==== 1000 GET<ref>https://archive.ph/mA82C</ref> ====
[[File:Nate 1000 get.png|none|thumb|LET ME POST NIGGER]]
 
==== 1111 GET<ref>https://archive.ph/IcEKG</ref> ====
[[File:Nate 1111 get.png|none|thumb|what captcha i don't see it]]
==== 3000 GET<ref>https://archive.ph/UXIzp</ref> ==== 
Achieved by our Egyptian queen
[[File:nate3000getty.png|none|thumb|🐱👑☥ Ankha board and Ankha GET ☥👑🐱]]
 
=== /abd/ ===
 
==== 444 GET ====
[[Sneed|/sneed/]]ish win
[[File:Abd 444get.png|thumb|none|/sneed/ won]]
 
=== /yyyyyyy/ ===
 
==== 100th GET ====
[[File:Yyyyyyy100thGET.png|left|thumb|100 get btw]]


[[File:4545454545.png|thumb|Claim |none]]
[[File:728043737438074.png|none|thumb|Proof]]


==== 71000000 (maybe) ====
{{clear}}
[[File:Claim223.png|left|thumb|307x307px|Claim[[File:1684445735799-1.png|left|thumb|332x332px|''Literally built for bbc'']]]]


==== 1000th GET ====
[[File:Yyyyyy1000thGET.png|none|thumb|baby won]]


==GETs on 4chan==
<blockquote>''See also: [[Raids]]''</blockquote>
{{4chan}}
===Site-wide leaderboards===
{| class="wikitable"me
!Rank
!Board
!GET #
!Significance
!PPM<ref group="lower-alpha">Based on data pulled from [http://4stats.io 4stats.io] and collected during Operation Pholidote, we can estimate that a board's PPM activity will spike to roughly <code>2.62</code> times its average daily peak during a octuple-GET rush.</ref>
|-
| style="background: gold;" | '''#1'''
| style="background: gold;" | /b/
| style="background: gold;" | 911111111
| style="background: gold;" | Octs
| style="background: gold;" | ~114.57
|-
| style="background: silver;" | '''#2'''
| style="background: silver;" | /co/
| style="background: silver;" | 133333333
| style="background: silver;" | Octs
| style="background: silver;" | ~44.45
|-
| style="background: #CD7F32;" | '''#3'''
| style="background: #CD7F32;" | /g/
| style="background: #CD7F32;" | 88888888
| style="background: #CD7F32;" | Octs
| style="background: #CD7F32;" | ~42.45
|-
| '''#4'''
| /lgbt/
| 33333333
| Octs
| ~32.79
|-
| '''#5'''
| /jp/
| 44444444
| Octs
| ~20.13
|-
| '''#6'''
| /k/
| 55555555
| Octs
| ~19.59
|-
| '''#7'''
| /vp/
| 55555555
| Octs
| 15.40<ref>https://files.catbox.moe/q2ntpg.png</ref>
|-
| '''#8'''
| /gif/
| 22222222
| Octs
| ~13.86
|-
| '''#9'''
| /lit/
| 22222222
| Octs
| ~10.39
|-
|'''#10'''
| [s4s]
| 11111111
| Octs
| ~4.60
|}
The above leaderboard tracks the most prestigious [[4cuck]] GETs stolen by the sharty based on GET significance (sexts, septs, octs, etc.) and the board's estimated (or actual) posts per minute (PPM) when the GET was obtained. For example, an octuple-GET will always outrank a septuple-GET due to the former's inherent significance and rarity. However, an octuple-GET obtained on a fast board (like [[B/|/b/]]) is more valuable than an octuple-GET obtained on a slow board (like [[Po/|/po/]]) due to the former's PPM being higher, meaning a greater level of precision, coordination, and luck is required to successfully steal it.


To calculate a board's estimated PPM during an octuple-GET<ref group="lower-alpha">At the time of writing, more data is required for calculating other types of GETs.</ref>, obtain the board in question's <code>post/min</code> and <code>% Activity Now</code> values from [http://4stats.io 4stats.io]. Divide the posts per minute value by the <code>% Activity Now</code> value to obtain the board's '''<code>daily PPM peak</code>''' (eg.: <code>3.5 PPM</code> ÷ <code>85%</code> = '''<code>4.11764705882</code>'''), then multiply the product by <code>2.62</code> and round your answer to the nearest hundredth (eg. <code>4.11764705882</code> × <code>2.62</code> = '''10.79''') to obtain the '''estimated GET PPM'''.


Note that these rankings are based solely on quantitative metrics, rather than qualitative metrics. One could argue that the simultaneous 29999999 & 30000000 GETs stolen from [[Lgbt/|/lgbt/]] hold more cultural significance to the [[Soy Community]] at large than the ten GETs listed above put together due to the role /tttt/ played in [[Operation Clean Stable]]. However, cultural significance is not taken into account when determining a GET's leaderboard ranking - only its rarity and difficulty.


===/aco/===
====6666666  GET<ref>https://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/6666666//</ref>====
[[File:Aco 6666666 GET.png|alt=|none|thumb|600x600px|''<nowiki/>'son thread'']]


====7999999 GET====
[[File:Aco get 7999999.png|none|thumb|557x557px]]


===/b/===
===='''911111111 GET'''<ref>https://files.catbox.moe/a2fxjn.mhtml</ref>====
{{Gemerald}}
[[File:Bget.png|none|thumb|600x600px|''sharty won /b/fags lost'']]


This was a very turbulent GET. This GET is especially notable due to having the highest board PPM during the GET attempt, at 114.5 posts per minute, or one post every 0.523Ϫ seconds.


The calling thread suffered multiple derail attempts, and then the entire site was hit by some faggot with a bot and multiple proxies. Nevertheless, it was still a victory. [[Fact|Not even some terminally obsessed script-throttling tranny can stop the party.]]


===/bant/===
====14000000 GET<ref>https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/14000000/</ref>====
[[File:Bant 14000000.png|none|thumb|600x600px|''.'']]
====16666666 GET<ref>https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/16666666/</ref>====
[[File:bant 16666666.png|none|thumb|600x600px|''[[Soot|he]] won'']]


====18999999 and 19000000 GETs<ref>https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/18992271/#18999999</ref><ref>https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/18984444/#q19000000</ref>====
[[File:Bant1899999GET.png|left|thumb|600x600px]]
[[File:Bant19mget.png|none|thumb|600x600px|''HWAW, WEABS LOST'']]The 18999999 and 19000000 GET was taken by a Nate themed Flartson alongside a hanging troonjak of [[Cirno]].


=== /biz/ ===
==== 56000000<ref>https://warosu.org/biz/thread/55999653#p56000000</ref> GET ====
[[File:Biz 56000000.png|none|thumb|466x466px|'ABY 'OT 'IN]]


=== /co/ ===
===='''133333333 GET'''<ref>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/133331396/#133333333</ref>====
[[File:Co 133333333.jpg|none|thumb|450x450x|{{quote|>Family guy}}]]
GET 133333333 was a dancing cobson GET


==== 139999999<ref>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/139961493/#139999999</ref> GET ====
[[File:Co 139999999.jpeg|none|thumb|450x450px|ZWABAG(Zellig Will Always Be A Gem)]]
A major 'zellig GET on 'zellig thread and 'zellig day<ref group="lower-alpha">Ongezellig took place on October 14. Check Deel 4 if you don't believe.</ref>


===/ck/ ===
====18999999<ref name=":3">https://warosu.org/ck/thread/S18990440#p18999999</ref> and 19000000<ref name=":4">https://warosu.org/ck/thread/S18999504#p19000000</ref> GETs====
These GETs were allegedly taken by the Moroccan, who cited prior posts on /bant/ with the same filename and MD5 hash as the two images used in the GETs as proof.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2444579#p2445104</ref>
[[File:1677774682632-1.png|none|thumb|''Big mac''|459x459px]]
[[File:1677774682632-0.png|none|thumb|{{quote|''>Drinking soda''}}|475x475px]]


===/fit/===
====70000000 (maybe)====
[[File:1676699754086.png|thumb|''get incoming''|none]]


[[File:4545454545.png|thumb|Claim |none]]
[[File:728043737438074.png|none|thumb|Proof]]


====71000000 (maybe)====
[[File:Claim223.png|thumb|307x307px|Claim[[File:1684445735799-1.png|thumb|332x332px|''Literally built for bbc''|none]]|none]]


==== 71999999<ref>https://archived.moe/fit/thread/71998390/#q71999999</ref> and 72000000<ref>https://archived.moe/fit/thread/71999262#p72000000</ref> GETs ====
Both GETs were a [[Baby bot|babybot]] GET. They were both deleted a few hours later.


[[File:Fit -Fitness » Post 71999999.png|none|thumb|''green sweltering clear-cut terribly quicker shakily coaxingly height love throat earthquake cicada progress interpret reply bat settle blind suck'']]
[[File:Fit - Fitness » Post 72000000.png|none|thumb|''eager sticky weasel dryer prescribe beam last'']]


A sharty bbc win
==== 72999999<ref>https://desuarchive.org/fit/thread/72999999/</ref> and 73000000<ref>https://desuarchive.org/fit/thread/72997746/#73000000</ref> GETs ====
[[File:73000000.png|thumb|"a chud killed himself today"|left]]
[[File:729999999.png|left|thumb|"How to deal with lactose intolerance?"]]
{{clear}}


===/g/===
===/g/===


====88888888<ref>https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/88888888/</ref> GET====
===='''88888888<ref>https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/88888888/</ref> GET'''====
[[File:G 88888888 GET.png|none|thumb|600x600px|''Give me 1(one) reason why I should leave Windows 7'']]
[[File:G 88888888 GET.png|none|thumb|600x600px|''Give me 1(one) reason why I should leave Windows 7'']]


====89000000<ref>https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/88999447/#q89000000</ref> GET ====
====89000000<ref>https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/88999447/#q89000000</ref> GET====
[[File:89000000 GET.jpg|none|thumb|600x600px|''/qa/ won, loiussss lost'']]
[[File:89000000 GET.jpg|none|thumb|600x600px|''/qa/ won, loiussss lost'']]


====91000000<ref>https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/91000000/</ref> GET====
====91000000<ref>https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/91000000/</ref> GET====
[[File:91000000 GET.png|none|thumb|600x600px|''baby'']]
[[File:91000000 GET.png|none|thumb|600x600px|''baby'']]
==== 94444444 GET ====
[[File:1688415261623.png|none|thumb|700px|''just use a random copper wire with electrical tape. you wont hear any difference in audio quality anyway'']]
Despite being stolen accidentally by a soyteen, post n°94444444 was a decisive Sharty IAS win. Unlike most soyteen GETs on 4chan, this one was well-received by /g/ natives, and the first GET to feature a HWABAB cat variant of Cobson (He Will Always Be A Bed).<ref>https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/94411420/#94444444</ref>
==== 95555555<ref>https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/95543744/#95555555</ref> GET====
[[File:95555555 GET.png|none|thumb|600x600px|''another babybot win'']]
==== 96999999 and 97000000<ref>https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/96959086/#96999999</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/96977127/#97000000</ref> GET ====
[[File:G96999999get.png|none|thumb|600x600px]]
[[File:Flartbot get or something.png|none|thumb|600x600px|Vaush 'pasta get]]
Flartbot GET, along with a pro-Apple 'pasta to piss off [[Windows|winbabies]] and [[Linux|linuxtroons]].


===/gif/===
===/gif/===
====22222222 GET<ref>https://archived.moe/gif/thread/22222222/</ref>====
===='''22222222 GET'''<ref>https://archived.moe/gif/thread/22222222/</ref>====
[[File:Gifget.png|thumb|733x733px|alt=|none|''YLYL'' ''cartoon bald men with beards edition'']]
[[File:Gifget.png|thumb|733x733px|alt=|none|''YLYL''</br> ''cartoon bald men with beards edition'']]


==== 24999999<ref>https://archived.moe/gif/thread/24972671/#24999999</ref> and 25000000<ref>https://archived.moe/gif/thread/24999928#25000000</ref> GETs====
====24999999<ref>https://archived.moe/gif/thread/24972671/#24999999</ref> and 25000000<ref>https://archived.moe/gif/thread/24999928#25000000</ref> GETs====
[[File:Gif24999999.png|none|thumb|Gemmy spadeson post ]]
[[File:Gif24999999.png|none|thumb|Gemmy spadeson post ]]
[[File:Gif250000000.png|none|thumb|''im a [[Selfish Little Fuck|selfish little fuck]] ]]
[[File:Gif250000000.png|none|thumb|''im a [[Selfish Little Fuck|selfish little fuck]] '']]
 
====25999999<ref>https://archived.moe/gif/thread/25988230/#q25999999</ref> and 26000000<ref>https://archived.moe/gif/thread/25988230/#q26000000</ref> GETs====
GET 25999999 was "baby bot won", and GET 26000000 was [[soot]] shaking his ass. Both of them were posted in a [[tranny]] thread.<ref>https://archive.ph/cGK6Q</ref>
[[File:Gif_gets.png|none|thumb|baby bot won and soot ass]]


===/hc/===
===/hc/===


====2222222 GET<ref>https://archiveofsins.com/hc/thread/2222222/</ref>====
====2222222 GET<ref>https://archiveofsins.com/hc/thread/2222222/</ref>====
[[File:hardcoreget.png|none|thumb|400px]]
[[File:hardcoreget.png|none|thumb|400px|{{quote|>Requests for the source of an image, the name of a girl, or more images from a set go on /r/.</br>
</br>
[https://boards.4chan.org/r/ >>>>/r/]</br>
</br>
>Failure to do so will result in bans.</br>
</br>
>OP must post at least 6 images of their own to start a thread, or else it will be deleted without warning.}}</br>
</br>
gemmy hardcore image though]]
The >>>/hc/ get was stolen on October 5, 2022. Unlike most GETs, the coomers were too focused on masturbating to notice that their get was stolen.
The >>>/hc/ get was stolen on October 5, 2022. Unlike most GETs, the coomers were too focused on masturbating to notice that their get was stolen.
===/ic/===
====7000000 GET<ref>https://warosu.org/ic/thread/7000000</ref>====
[[File:1704128888669349.jpg|none|thumb|400px|How do I get better at drawing black and white characters with glasses?]]
This one [[Janny]] erased fast (geg).
===/jp/===
===/jp/===
{{Chino Random}}
====37999999<ref name=":02">https://archived.moe/jp/thread/37999999/</ref> and 38000000<ref>https://archived.moe/jp/thread/38000000/</ref> GETs====
====37999999<ref name=":02">https://archived.moe/jp/thread/37999999/</ref> and 38000000<ref>https://archived.moe/jp/thread/38000000/</ref> GETs====
[[File:Jp-37999999.png|none|thumb|658x658px|''/qa/ זכה'' (Translation: /qa/ won)]][[File:Jp 38000000.png|none|thumb|466x466px|''OH NO BASEDJAK WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!'']]
[[File:Jp-37999999.png|none|thumb|658x658px|''/qa/ זכה'' (Translation: /qa/ won)]][[File:Jp 38000000.png|none|thumb|466x466px|''OH NO BASEDJAK WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!'']]
====38999999<ref>https://warosu.org/jp/thread/38999999#p38999999</ref> and 39000000<ref>https://warosu.org/jp/thread/38996037#p39000000</ref> GETs====
====38999999<ref>https://warosu.org/jp/thread/38999999#p38999999</ref> and 39000000<ref>https://warosu.org/jp/thread/38996037#p39000000</ref> GETs====
[[File:Jp-38999999.png|none|thumb|[[Markiplier|''plier'']]|708x708px]][[File:Jp-39000000.png|none|thumb|569x569px|''/qa/ won.'']]
[[File:Jp-38999999.png|none|thumb|[[Markiplier|''plier'']]|708x708px]][[File:Jp-39000000.png|none|thumb|569x569px|''/qa/ won.'']]
===='''44444444 GET'''<ref>https://warosu.org/jp/thread/44372921#p44444444</ref>====
[[File:jp-44444444.png|none|thumb|''sympathetic huge elderly utilized blindly cactus forest ice shoulder bandana waste needle comb print practice slip fold tremble'']]
This one claimed by [[Baby bot]]


===/k/===
===/k/===


====55555555<ref>https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/55555555/</ref> GET====
===='''55555555<ref>https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/55555555/</ref> GET'''====
[[File:55555555 GET.png|thumb|733x733px|alt=|none|''{{Quote|>Gun control}}'']]
[[File:55555555 GET.png|thumb|733x733px|alt=|none|''{{Quote|>Gun control}}'']]


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[[File:1675363795141.png|frame|''gun chuds lost, david koeresh lost, randy weaver lost, ruby riege was justified, arrest kyle rittenhouse, ban AR's, atf won, democrats won''|none]]
[[File:1675363795141.png|frame|''gun chuds lost, david koeresh lost, randy weaver lost, ruby riege was justified, arrest kyle rittenhouse, ban AR's, atf won, democrats won''|none]]


====58000000<ref>https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/58000000</ref> GET====
==== 58000000<ref>https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/58000000</ref> GET====
[[ File:K 58000000 get.png|thumb|''russia won pigkrainians lost''|none]]
[[ File:K 58000000 get.png|thumb|''russia won pigkrainians lost''|none]]
==== 59999999<ref>https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/59997883/#q59999999</ref> & 60000000<ref>https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/59974058/#q60000000</ref> GET  ====
[[File:1698646424408.png|thumb|flartbot|none]]
Despite being an artificial get it still caused a meltdown among 4cucks who thought that 'eens came form /pol/ and started [[Schizophrenia|accusing 'teens of being pro-Russian shills]].<ref>https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/59999973</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/60000060</ref> One of them even started spamming anti-Russian gore in the thread and on the 'log.<ref>https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5164886# ([https://archive.ph/hoj6t archive.ph])</ref>


===/lgbt/===
===/lgbt/===
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[[File:Lgbt_get.png|none|thumb|''Getterino''|438x438px]]
[[File:Lgbt_get.png|none|thumb|''Getterino''|438x438px]]


==== 29999999 & 30000000 GET ====
===='''29999999 & 30000000 GET'''====
[[File:-LGBT- get.png|thumb|WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! |none|447x447px]]
[[File:-LGBT- get.png|thumb|WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! |none|447x447px]][[File:1678496078135.png|thumb|The 29999999 GET on /lgbt/|none|447x447px]]The '''29999999 & 30000000 GET on /lgbt/''' were [[The second battle of /lgbt/|decisive 'sharty wins.]]<ref name=":1">https://archive.is/nJUsH</ref>
[[File:1678496078135.png|thumb|The 29999999 GET on /lgbt/|none|447x447px]]
The '''29999999 & 30000000 GET on /lgbt/''' were [[The second battle of /lgbt/|decisive 'sharty wins.]]<ref name=":1">https://archive.is/nJUsH</ref>


The 30000000 GET consisted of a picture of a rock with a soyjak face on it, with the accompanying text ''<nowiki/>'Out of the coal came forth sweetness.'''
The 30000000 GET consisted of a picture of a rock with a soyjak face on it, with the accompanying text ''<nowiki/>'Out of the coal came forth sweetness.'''
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The raid thread later got {{glow|mysteriously deleted and removed the archives}}. A mod later stated that it was due to a bug with the archiver as well as the thread being accidentally deleted.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/q/74254</ref>
The raid thread later got {{glow|mysteriously deleted and removed the archives}}. A mod later stated that it was due to a bug with the archiver as well as the thread being accidentally deleted.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/q/74254</ref>
====33000000 GET<ref>https://archive.ph/NTosU</ref>====
[[File:Flartson lgbt get.png|thumb|The 33000000 GET was stolen by a bot similar to [[Baby bot]] that spammed [[Flartson]]s.|none|447px]]
===='''33333333 GET'''<ref>https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/33319192/#33333333</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/SYEWH</ref>====
[[File:Scary secret ooo.jpg|thumb|The 33333333 was stolen by [[Baby bot]].|none|447px]]
{{clear}}
==== 34000000 GET<ref>https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/33999888/#34000000</ref>====
[[File:4chan_lgbt_34000000.png|400px|thumb|none|''[[Fact|/qa/ won]]'']]
Gem on Christmas eve.
=== /lit/ ===
===='''22222222 GET'''<ref>https://warosu.org/lit/thread/22222067#p22222222</ref>====
[[File:Rika.png|none|thumb|''Stop NEETing it out and interact with people, incel chud'']]
While 'teens agreed that this [[Rika Furude and Bernkastel|Bernkastel]] GET was coal, it was secured by a Sharty poster nonetheless.<ref>https://archive.is/k0ncY#3757342</ref>
{{clear}}
=== /news/ ===
==== 1222222<ref>https://archived.moe/news/thread/1222222/</ref> GET ====
[[File:news-1222222.PNG|none|thumb|''breaking news [[TND|all niggers are dead]] <BR> get brought to you by https://soyjaks.party'']]
====1234567<ref>https://archive.ph/K0G2G</ref><ref>https://archived.moe/news/thread/1233831/#1234567</ref> GET====
[[File:Frogfail.png|thumb|Spic worshipping frog clittycel's failed attempt at taking the get|left]]
[[File:Asciipliernewsget1234567.png|thumb|Frognigger BTFOd in this slowburn fight for /news/'s 1234567 GET|244x244px|left]]
{{clear}}


===/p/===
===/p/===
====3999999<ref>https://archive.palanq.win/p/thread/3999989/#3999999</ref> and 4000000<ref>https://archive.palanq.win/p/thread/3999979/#4000000</ref> GETs====
====3999999<ref>https://archive.palanq.win/p/thread/3999989/#3999999</ref> and 4000000<ref>https://archive.palanq.win/p/thread/3999979/#4000000</ref> GETs====
[[File:Screenshot 2022-02-13 135716.png|thumb|1055x1055px|alt=|none|''<nowiki/>[[Cobson|'son]] website'']][[File:Screenshot 2022-02-13 135728.png|thumb|''This is [[Nuts|nut]]''|454x454px|alt=|none]]
[[File:Screenshot 2022-02-13 135716.png|thumb|1055x1055px|alt=|none|''<nowiki/>[[Cobson|'son]] website'']][[File:Screenshot 2022-02-13 135728.png|thumb|''This is [[Nuts|nut]]''|454x454px|alt=|none]]
===/pol/===
====438888888====
/pol/ saving GET<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/438888279#438888888</ref>
[[File:Qa win.png|thumb|[[Fact|/qa/ won/]]|none]]
==== 453333333 ====
TND victory<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/453333333/</ref>
[[File:TND GET.png|thumb|kill niggers [[TND]]|none]]
how balcksissies will recover from this one?


===/pw/===
===/pw/===
====4000000 GET<ref>https://archived.moe/pw/thread/3998269/#4000000</ref>====
====4000000 GET<ref>https://archived.moe/pw/thread/3998269/#4000000</ref>====
[[File:Pw get.png|thumb|alt=|none|478x478px]]
[[File:Pw get.png|thumb|none|478x478px|{{quote|>>Tripple A<br>
>>lucha libre<br>
>>high flying<br>
>>trios}}]]
 
===/r9k/===
===/r9k/===
====68000000 GET<ref>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/68000000</ref>====
====68000000 GET<ref>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/68000000</ref>====
[[File:R9k_get.jpeg|none|thumb|427x427px]]
[[File:R9k_get.jpeg|none|thumb|427x427px|{{quote|>I'M SO FUCKING BLACKPILLED BRO<br>
====69000000 GET (nas but a [[Rika Furude and Bernkastel|/qa/ joke]] nonetheless)<ref>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/68999704/#69000000</ref>====
>WOW THIS RYAN GOSLING MOVIE IS LITERALLY FUCKING MEO<br>
>DUDE YOU GOTTA READ UP ON GNOSTICISM, IT'S LIKE CHRISTIANITY BUT BASED AND BLACKPILLED LIKE MEO<br>
>UM, YOU WASH YOUR HANDS SOMETIMES? GTFO NORMALFAGO<br>
>UM, JUST WORLD FALLACY MUCH?O<br>
>*stubs toe* FUCKING BLACKPILLED AGAIN!}}]]
 
====69000000 GET<ref>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/68999704/#69000000</ref>====
The r9k 69000000 GET was NAS, but a [[Rika Furude and Bernkastel|/qa/ joke]] nonetheless.
[[File:R9k_69000000_get.png|alt=|none|thumb|600x600px|''Honestly I don't even want it'']]
[[File:R9k_69000000_get.png|alt=|none|thumb|600x600px|''Honestly I don't even want it'']]
==== 72999999<ref>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/72999973/#q72999999</ref> and 73000000<ref>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/73000000/</ref> GETs====
====72999999<ref>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/72999973/#q72999999</ref> and 73000000<ref>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/73000000/</ref> GETs====
[[File:TrumpjakBeingAGemGET.png|thumb|none|''<nowiki/>'umo un the lon'']]
[[File:TrumpjakBeingAGemGET.png|thumb|none|''<nowiki/>'umo un the lon'']]
[[File:73000000 GET.png|none|thumb|''It's simple, just uhhh.... stop being depressed bro'']]
[[File:73000000 GET.png|none|thumb|''It's simple, just uhhh.... stop being depressed bro'']]
====74000000 GET<ref>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74000000/</ref>====
[[File:r9k-7-2023.JPG|thumb|none|''SHARYT WIN 1'']]
====75000000 GET<ref>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74999606/#75000000</ref>====
[[File:R9k75000000.png|none|thumb|427x427px|''{{Quote|>we need to circumcice the McDonald's burger or something}}'']]
====76000000 GET<ref>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/76000000/</ref>====
<span class="noexcerpt">''[[Image:Turtelli transparent.png|25px]]  This GET smell like '''cheese'''.''</span>
[[File:R9KLEE.png|none|thumb|{{Sneedtext|[[Lee Goldson|But no party that targets the real causes of G*ldsons' subhuman decline?
Why do G*ldsons hate missed threads and Barney? Without cheese G*ldsons will die out in a century and will be replaced by missed threads anyway. More G*ldson subhumans die from sniffism (also traffic accidents related to this), G*ldson on G*ldson violence, homosexuality (jannies, trannies and moddies suicide much more than heteros + they bear no (you)s), drugs (G*ldsons have drug epidemics that are worse than the afghan feet sniffer epidemic)
Since L*ebaiters are dying out and getting confused, the government has to fix this or the economies of the G*ldson boards would collapse. G*ldson boards have been paying people welfare and child money in hopes of them breeding (since 2013) but they spend it on alcohol and drugs and keep the crisis going. People on welfare would rather buy ponies and pay half of their welfare on pony foo,d ROFL. So /qa/ fixes it by taking offboarders + L*ebaiters instead, in an attempt to preserve the G*ldson population.
Every single board that took refugees has benefited from it economicaIIy apart from boards that were aIready third world. That's because of the G*ldsons' Marge-hoarding culture but I am not gonna get into that in this thread.]]}}]]
Leebait win


===[s4s]===
===[s4s]===
====10000000 GET<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/9999967/#10000000</ref>====
===='''10000000 GET'''<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/9999967/#10000000</ref>====
<blockquote>''Main article: [[Swaglord]]''</blockquote>[[File:10m_-s4s-.png|none|thumb]]As retaliation for the deletion of /qa/, soyteens stole the largest [[S4s/|/s4s/]] get ever. This prompted arch-[[janny|janny,]] [[Swaglord]], (who had attempted to automate the get but ended up with Post number 10000001 instead), to seethe big time and ban dozens of /s4s/ natives. This GET was perhaps the most impactful in party history, being of a highly desirable number on a relatively popular board, and leading to the normalization of [[Cobson]] in soyjak culture.  
<blockquote>''Main article: [[Swaglord]]''</blockquote>[[File:10m_-s4s-.png|none|thumb]]As retaliation for the deletion of [[qa/|/qa/]], soyteens stole the largest [[S4s/|/s4s/]] GET ever. This prompted arch-[[janny|janny,]] [[Swaglord]], (who had attempted to automate the GET but ended up with Post number 10000001 instead), to seethe big time. Dozens of /s4s/ natives were banned in a fit of impotent rage as a side effect. This GET was perhaps the most impactful in party history, being of a highly desirable number on a relatively popular board, and leading to the normalization of [[Cobson]] in soyjak culture.
 
==== 10999999 GET<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/10999995/#q10999999</ref> ====
The 10999999 GET of /s4s/ was "gemmy" in response to a failed GET featuring Cobson and the iconic song ''Cobbo'' by 6ixϪhrembo that was also used in the 10000000 GET in the same board.
[[File:-s4s- 10999999 GET.png|thumb|''indirect cob win''|left]]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


===/soc/ ===


==== 11000000 GET<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/10998060/#p11000000</ref> ====
[[File:S4s - Shit 4chan Says Post 11000000.png|none|thumb|[[Baby bot|babybot win]]]]
===='''11111111 GET'''====
[[File:11111111 get.png|none|thumb|[[Baby bot|babybot win]]]]
There's no archive because a [[janny]] seethed and deleted it in seconds before any archive could save it.
====11200000 GET<ref>[https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/11200000/#11200128 https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/11200000]</ref>====
[[File:NeutralGods won.png|alt=gemmy get doe|thumb|{{Redtext|FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT PUT /plier/ IN THE HEADER}}|none|304x304px]]
a neutralposter got the get, amazing isn't?
===/soc/===
<span class="noexcerpt">''[[Image:Turtelli transparent.png|25px]]  This GET smell like '''cheese'''.''</span>
====31999999<ref>https://archived.moe/soc/thread/31999999/</ref> and 32000000<ref>https://archived.moe/soc/thread/32000000/</ref> GETs====
====31999999<ref>https://archived.moe/soc/thread/31999999/</ref> and 32000000<ref>https://archived.moe/soc/thread/32000000/</ref> GETs====
[[File:31999999socGET.png|none|thumb|''females of soc, what kind of vibe do I give off?'']]
[[File:31999999socGET.png|none|thumb|''females of soc, what kind of vibe do I give off?'']]
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===/trash/===
===/trash/===
====53999999 GET<ref>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/53997737/#53999999</ref>====
====53999999 GET<ref>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/53997737/#53999999</ref>====
Almost a soylady and zellig W
Almost a [[soylady]] and 'zellig W
[[File:Trash get 53999999.png|none|thumb|473x473px|''TND!!!'']]
[[File:Trash get 53999999.png|none|thumb|473x473px|''[[TND]]!!!'']]


==== 57000000 GET<ref>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/57000000/</ref>====
====57000000 GET<ref>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/57000000/</ref>====
Whatever this thing is
Whatever this thing is
[[File:1685818844479.png|none|thumb|643x643px|''If >>57000000 or >>56999999 are cirno'd, IAS, or pic rel then the mods must unironically unlock /qa/'']]
[[File:1685818844479.png|none|thumb|643x643px|''If >>57000000 or >>56999999 are cirno'd, IAS, or pic rel then the mods must unironically unlock /qa/'']]


===/vmg/===
==== 58999999 GET<ref>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/58990913#58999999</ref> ====
[[File:Trash - Off-Topic » Post 58999999.png|none|thumb|i dont get it]]
 
==== 59000000 GET<ref>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/59000000</ref> ====
[[File:Trash - Off-Topic » Thread 59000000.png|none|thumb|''"sharty and /dbs/ win"'']]
 
=== /m/ ===
====21999999 GET <ref>https://desuarchive.org/m/thread/21999999</ref>====
[[File:HWABAG_mecha_21999999.png|thumb|HWABAG|none]]
''cobson egg win''
====22000000 GET <ref>https://desuarchive.org/m/thread/21998803/#q22000000</ref>====
[[File:Babybot_mecha_22000000.png|thumb|''babybot win''|none]]
 
===/v/ ===
/v/ has GETs that don't end in 0 '''disabled entirely''' due to a history of autists sperging out over GETs. posts that would end in dubs (and thus any trips, quads, quints, etc) will get their post ID raised by 1 so it's not a GET; if you don't believe me, try making a reply double arrow to a post ending in dubs (you'll have to manually input the post ID) and you'll notice that there was never a post with that ID because it was skipped
 
===/vmg/ ===
====888888 GET<ref>https://arch.b4k.co/vmg/thread/887744/#888888/</ref>====
====888888 GET<ref>https://arch.b4k.co/vmg/thread/887744/#888888/</ref>====
[[File:Vmg 888888.png|none|thumb|600x600px|''[[List of soyjak.party slang#Acronyms|HWABAG]]'']]
[[File:Vmg 888888.png|none|thumb|600x600px|''[[List of soyjak.party slang#Acronyms|HWABAG]]'']]
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====777777 GET<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1699228</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1698811</ref><ref>https://arch.b4k.co/vm/thread/777768/</ref>.====
====777777 GET<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1699228</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1698811</ref><ref>https://arch.b4k.co/vm/thread/777768/</ref>.====
Two hours later teens also tried to get the 53000000 GET from /trash/ yet this was taken by a cirnofag.[[File:Cobgangwin.jpg|none|thumb|673x673px|Common Cobson W]]
Two hours later teens also tried to get the 53000000 GET from /trash/ yet this was taken by a cirnofag.[[File:Cobgangwin.jpg|none|thumb|673x673px|Common Cobson W]]
{{clear}}
==== 1000000 GET ====
[[File:Babyba.png|left|thumb|>>999880 and earn money very slowly... without the [[UTTP|blue bonuses]] you suffer]]
{{clear}}
==== 1111111 GET ====
[[File:vm-1111111.png|left|thumb|Anyone wanna play gmod]]
{{clear}}


===/vp/===
===/vp/===
====53000000 GET<ref>https://arch.b4k.co/vp/thread/53000000/</ref>====
====53000000 GET<ref>https://arch.b4k.co/vp/thread/53000000/</ref>====
BBC gem, a sharty win.
BWC gem, a sharty win.
[[File:Vp GET.png|none|thumb|673x673px|''I LOVE GRASS TYPE POKEMON'']]
[[File:Vp GET.png|none|thumb|400px|''I LOVE GRASS TYPE POKEMON'']]
 
====55444444 GET<ref>https://arch.b4k.co/vp/thread/55444444/</ref>====
[[File:1708495221579.png|none|thumb|400px|''{{Q|>Heh, the Sharty is trying to steal our numbers again.}}'']]
 
===='''55555555 GET'''<ref>https://arch.b4k.co/vp/thread/55555555/</ref>====
[[File:4cuck-vp-55555555.png|none|thumb|400px|''GOTTA RAPE EM ALL'']]
 
===/vrpg/===
====3333333 GET<ref>https://arch.b4k.co/vrpg/thread/3333333/#3333333 https://archive.ph/D8oTp</ref>====
[[File:Vrpg get omghisa soyak.jpg|none|thumb|500x500px|alt=really nigga?|[[Truthnuke|{{quote|>turn-based rpgs still exist in 2023}} really nigga?]]]]


===/vst/===
===/vst/===
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===/vt/===
===/vt/===
====41000000 GET<ref>https://archived.moe/vt/thread/41000000/</ref>====
[[File:-vt- GET.png|none|thumb|500x500px|''swedish win'']]


====47277777 GET<ref>https://warosu.org/vt/thread/47271266#p47277777</ref> ====
==== 41000000 GET<ref>https://archived.moe/vt/thread/41000000/</ref> ====
[[File:Vt GET chudjak 47277777.png|alt=">just mock them and enjoy while we jack off to a landwhale using a 10 year old as a avatar didnt know cognitive dissonance this strong was achievable natty"|none|frame|chud win]]
[[File:-vt- GET.png|none|thumb|500x500px|[[Fact|''swedish win'']]]]
 
==== 47277777 GET<ref>https://warosu.org/vt/thread/47271266#p47277777</ref> ====
[[File:Vt GET chudjak 47277777.png|none|frame|{{quote|>just mock them and enjoy while we jack off to a landwhale using a 10 year old as a avatar}}</br>didnt know cognitive dissonance this strong was achievable natty]]
 
==== 56000000 GET<ref>https://warosu.org/vt/thread/55903718#p56000000</ref> ====
[[File:Vt 56000000 get.png|thumb|[[Fact|''/qa/ won /lgbt/ lost'']]|none]]
 
==== 60000000 GET<ref>https://warosu.org/vt/thread/59946690#p60000000</ref> ====
[[File:FlartNAS.png|none|thumb|425x425px|This get was negatively received because of the babybot parallels and its use of "flartson" which is generally considered forced NAS.  ]]
 
==== 65000000 GET<ref>https://warosu.org/vt/thread/64995826#p65000000</ref> ====
[[File:Get650.png|none|thumb|425x425px|[[Soot|''soot'']]]]


===/x/===
===/x/===
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[[File:1644443000780-1.png|none|thumb|''{{Quote|>I got kicked out of the library for putting the bible in the fiction section}}''|500x500px]][[File:31000000.png|none|thumb|''Science''|470x470px]]
[[File:1644443000780-1.png|none|thumb|''{{Quote|>I got kicked out of the library for putting the bible in the fiction section}}''|500x500px]][[File:31000000.png|none|thumb|''Science''|470x470px]]


===/y/ ===
====34999999<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/34997998/%23q34999999</ref> and 35000000<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/35000000/%23q35000000</ref> GETs====
[[File:x 34999999 GET.png|none|thumb|''LOL ONIONS'']]
[[File:x 35000000 GET.png|none|thumb|''{{quote|>MyHouse.WAD}}'']]
 
====37000000 GET====
[[File:1705816663279-1.png|none|thumb|Non-babybot baby get]]
 
===/y/===


====3000000 GET<ref>https://boards.fireden.net/y/thread/2998993/#3000000</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/trzKx</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2564832</ref>====
====3000000 GET<ref>https://boards.fireden.net/y/thread/2998993/#3000000</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/trzKx</ref><ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2564832</ref>====
[[File:3000000 -y- GET.png|left|thumb|Additional GET picture plus replies of soy'eens|296x296px]]
[[File:Screen Shot 2023-03-14 at 11.55.48 PM.png|left|thumb|''[[Wordfilter#List_of_wordfilters_on_4chan(nel)|basedjak]].party won'']]
[[File:Screen Shot 2023-03-14 at 11.55.48 PM.png|left|thumb|''[[Wordfilter#List_of_wordfilters_on_4chan(nel)|basedjak]].party won'']]
[[File:3000000 -y- GET.png|left|thumb|Additional GET picture plus replies of soy'eens]]
 
{{clear}}
==GETs on Other Imageboards==
==GETs on Other Imageboards==


===Lainchan===
=== Mintboard ===
====/bone/====
===== 777777 GET =====
<gallery>
File:1706472749487.png|Lucky Hillbilly Impjak Gem
File:1706474211322.jpg
File:1706473705746-1.jpg
File:1706473705746-0.jpg|Seething malding tranjans banned mobilechad after stealing the GET and deleted the post
</gallery>The GET Nº777777 (GET of luck) was stolen by a mobilechad after posting a hillbilly impjak gem on /bone/, this caused so much malding amongst their tranjans that they deleted the GET and banned the mobilechad shortly after.
 
===[[Soyjak Bunker|The 'unker]]===
=====4000 GET=====
[[File:'unker 4k get.png|none|thumb|''I made those images of soylita with a huge ass and made that one gif of a bbc entering soylitas tight asshole, I also made the chloe thread'']]
<br />
4000 GET was obtained in a confession thread by soylita poster. <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230815170631/https://bunker.soyjak.wiki/imgboard.php?res=2680</ref>
 
=====5000 GET=====
[[File:'unker 5k get.png|none|thumb|''get for him'']]
<br />
5000 GET prophecized the appearance of [[Admin Ϫ]] and thus considered a massive morale-boosting gem for the scattered soymmunity. <ref>https://archive.fo/FDkzc</ref>
 
=====7000 GET=====
[[File:'unker 7k get.png|none|thumb|''posted it again award'']]
<br />
7000 GET was obtained by a teen voicing his dissatisfaction with [[SoySuba]] coal assumed by many to be [[the coal that destroyed the sharty]].
 
=====8000 GET=====
[[File:'unker 8k get.png|none|thumb|''ban pony coal NOW!'']]
<br />
8000 GET was obtained by [[Lee|someone]] railing for pony ban.
 
=====9000 GET=====
[[File:'unker 9k get.png|none|thumb|''It's a hash code'']]
<br />
9000 GET was a reply to a teen who was asking what a tripcode is.
 
=====10000 GET=====
[[File:'unker 10k get.png|none|thumb|''Shrek won'']]
<br />
10000 GET was a gemmy reference to [[Shrekchan]], a dead "ironic" altchan that was compared to sharty by some oldfags(It is also having creepypastas too). The GET received a custom message from Angeleno. <ref>https://archive.fo/L1d2o</ref>
 
=====11111 GET=====
[[File:'unker 11111 get.png|none|thumb|''this'']]
<br />
The first quints of the 'unker got obtained by a teen agreeing with a frogposter proclaiming jihad against [[Red]]. <ref>https://archive.fo/v2ROb</ref>
 
===== 12345 GET =====
[[File:12345 GET on the bunker.png|none|thumb|'''Why does everyone hate us?'']]
The 12345th get on the 'unker was by someone asking why everyone hates jakkers.
 
===== 20000 GET =====
???
 
=== Endchan ===
==== /dota/ ====
===== 33333 GET =====
[[File:endchan - dota - 33333.jpg|none|thumb|''COOOOOOOOB GAAAAAAAANG'']]
===== 69999 and 70000 GETs<ref>https://archive.ph/Yn2Cs</ref> =====
[[File:Endchan dota 69999 and 70000 GETs.png|none|thumb|Sharty won /qa/ won]]'''/pone/'''
 
9999 and 10000 GETs
[[File:GlisteningKoRnerald.png.png|left|thumb|A good amount soyteens really like nu metal.]]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
'''/genshin/'''
===== 10000 GET =====
[[File:Endchan genshin 10000 GET.png|none|thumb|I don't mind the sun sometimes The images it shows]]
 
19999 and 20000 GETs
 
{{Gemeraldtext|Double GET win.}}
[[File:Endchan genshin 19999 and 20000 GETs.png|none|thumb|Youre Goyslop!!]]'''Lainchan'''


{{redtext|KEEP IN MIND: LAINTRANNY JANITORS ARE KNOWN FOR SEETHING TO THE EXTREME EVERY TIME SOMEONE STEALS A GET FROM THEIR EXTREMELY DEAD IMAGEBOARD. TAKE HEED.}}
{{redtext|KEEP IN MIND: LAINTRANNY JANITORS ARE KNOWN FOR SEETHING TO THE EXTREME EVERY TIME SOMEONE STEALS A GET FROM THEIR EXTREMELY DEAD IMAGEBOARD. TAKE HEED.}}


====/hum/====
====/hum/ ====
===== 66666 GET=====
=====66666 GET=====
[[File:lainchan hum 66666 GET.png|none|thumb|600x600px|''niggerglitterboy coon spook spicniggerglitterboy coon spook spicniggerglitterboy coon spook spic...'']]
[[File:lainchan hum 66666 GET.png|none|thumb|600x600px|''niggerglitterboy coon spook spicniggerglitterboy coon spook spicniggerglitterboy coon spook spic...'']]
<br />
<br />
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[[File:lainchan hum 66666 GET rollback.png|none|thumb|600x600px|''Hello everyone! I just wanted to say that CHECK 'EM. Lainchan is the best site in the world.<br />Thank you for your time!<br /><3'']]
[[File:lainchan hum 66666 GET rollback.png|none|thumb|600x600px|''Hello everyone! I just wanted to say that CHECK 'EM. Lainchan is the best site in the world.<br />Thank you for your time!<br /><3'']]


==== /music/ ====
====/music/ ====
===== 11111 =====
=====11111=====
[[File:Screenshot 2023-05-03 8.36.16 PM.png|thumb|''Heil Sooty soot. Heil sooty soot.'' |none]]
[[File:Screenshot 2023-05-03 8.36.16 PM.png|thumb|''Heil Sooty soot. Heil sooty soot.'' |none]]
Out of pure seethe, jannies immediately locked not only the board, but the '''whole site.'''{{CitationNeeded}}
Out of pure seethe, jannies immediately locked not only the board, but the '''whole site.'''{{CitationNeeded}}
====/q/ ====
=====12345=====
[[File:Lainchan-q-12345.png|thumb|''SHARTY WIN.'' |none]]
Shartyteen snitching [[Shemmy]] confirmed.
====/sec/ ====
=====22222=====
[[File:22222.png|thumb|''ababa'' |none]]
The get was stolen by a babyGOD flooding multiple threads with excerpts from the Wikipedia page for breast milk and baby images.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230804190510/https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/4258412.html</ref> The site was then rolled back because of "soyjak spammers".<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230805065943/https://lainchan.org/sec/res/21846.html look at the blotter</ref>
===8kun===
====/f1/====
=====66666 GET=====
[[File:8kun get.png|none|thumb|500x500px|''Gem'']]
====/tingles/====
=====30000 GET=====
The OP's linked image depicted a soyjak drooling whilst listening to ASMR, referring to the board topic. Due to board restrictions, the GET was accompanied not by an image, but by a YouTube embed: ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYT21AelZqM Soyjak Baby Photos (Wholesome)] from SoyTube.
[[File:8kun tingles 30000.png|none|thumb|''this is how you niggas be looking like https://files.catbox.moe/za0srk.png (this shitty site WILL not let me embed images)'']]


===Crystal Cafe===
===Crystal Cafe===
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=====222222 GET=====
=====222222 GET=====
[[File:Fe_222222_GET.png|none|thumb|600x600px|''SoyGOD W'']]
[[File:Fe_222222_GET.png|none|thumb|600x600px|''SoyGOD W'']]
====/feels/ ====
=====99999 and 100000<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230613011619/https://crystal.cafe/feels/res/100000.html</ref> GETs=====
The Sharty fought over and claimed two GETs that 'fe girls were entirely oblivious to. Baby stole the 99999 GET and was allegedly responsible for an impressive [[:File:1686619114857.png|stealth Cacarald]] leading up to the GET. One post later, a certified platinum [[Cobson|GODson]] victory swept the femcel community off their feet. This post echoed the iconic /s4s/ 10 Million Cobson GET.
[[File:Baby 999999.png|alt=CACA|none|thumb|''im play with my legose'' ]]
[[File:Cobson feels win.jpg|none|thumb|''Niggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho'']]
====/media/====
====/media/====
===== 30000 GET<ref>https://archive.is/tIwXW</ref>=====
=====30000 GET<ref>https://archive.is/tIwXW</ref>=====
[[File:crystal cafe 30000 get.png|none|thumb|600x600px|''Total Glurple Victory, ladies, the mighty sharty passes you the salute'']]
[[File:crystal cafe 30000 get.png|none|thumb|600x600px|''Total Glurple Victory, ladies, the mighty sharty passes you the salute'']]


===Leftypol ===
===Leftypol===


====/hobby/ ====
====/anime/====
=====20000 GET=====
[[File:1687139131737.png|none|thumb|''Gem'']]


====/hobby/====
=====33333 GET=====
=====33333 GET=====
[[File:Soycoal.png|none|frame|''Is soy coal'']]
[[File:Soycoal.png|none|frame|''Is soy coal'']]
====/tech/====
=====20000 GET=====
[[File:20000 GET leftypol -tech-.png|alt=/tech/ 20000|none|thumb|332x332px|''TND'']]
=====22222 GET=====
[[File:leftypol tech 22222.png|none|thumb|''dbdbbxxbbxxh'']]
Swedish Win
==== /edu/ ====
===== 20000 GET =====
[[File:Leftypol -edu- 20000 GET.png|none|frame|''SOYJAK PARTY WON, HAIL THE REICHSFUHRER, 14/88, REMOVE KEBABSj4v98'']]
=== Getchan ===
==== /ref/ ====
===== 8888 GET<ref>https://archive.md/gv8yg#q5644742</ref> =====
[[File:64d61edc3e69ab014addd4764a83d5dcb243c6aa.png|left|thumb|''KILL YOURSELF'' ]]
===== 9000 GET<ref>https://archive.is/wsK3c#selection-655.0-658.0</ref> =====
[[File:Screenshot (55).png|left|thumb|''hwitwer won'' ]]
=== Jarty ===
==== /soy/ ====
=====40000 GET<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/3514466</ref>=====
[[File:Jarty40000GET.png|none|thumb|''tsmt'']]
lol look at all the frogs on here<ref>https://archive.ph/JlkvD</ref>
==== /sharty/ ====
===== 11111 GET<ref>https://archive.ph/6yF4M</ref> =====
[[File:Jartylost.png|thumb|He won|none]]
=====12000 GET<ref>https://archive.ph/X22Jk</ref>=====
[[File:Jarty12000GET.png|none|thumb|''Frootist GET oldpoopas lost'']]
=====15000 GET<ref>https://archive.ph/6PLRF</ref>=====
===Kohlchan===
===Kohlchan===
 
====/pol/====
=====123456 GET<ref>https://archive.ph/XBOts#123456</ref>=====
[[File:kohlchan - pol - 123456.PNG|thumb|none|''baby win'']]
====/z/====
====/z/====
=====60000 GET<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/3175541</ref>=====
=====60000 GET<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/3175541</ref>=====
[[File:GET 60000 on Kohlchan's z .png|none|frame|''Swedish win'']]
[[File:GET 60000 on Kohlchan's z .png|thumb|none|''Swedish win'']]
 
===Soychan===
====/soy/====
=====100 GET=====
On July 18 2023, Soychan, a clone of soyjak.party, opened for fifteen minutes before being locked for excessive illegal spam.<ref>https://archive.is/NueHv</ref> Within this timeframe, a Joeyyposter posted the first GET on /soy/.
[[File:soychan - soy 100.JPG|none|thumb|''cinema'']]
 
=== TheFrogPond ===
 
==== /pepe/ ====
 
===== 2666 GET =====
[[File:FrogPond2666GET.jpg|frameless]]
 
<br />
This GET shows a Burnt Springtrap image, but it was a [[Soyjak.party|'sharty]] win and a [[Markiplier Soyjak|markiplier]] win.
 
===== 2700 GET =====
[[File:FrogPond2700GET.jpg|none|thumb]]
 
===== 2800 GET =====
[[File:Frog Pond 2800 GET.jpg|none|thumb]]
 
''The vortex.''
 
==== /bant/ ====
 
=== Wizardchan ===
 
==== /music/ ====
===== 10000 GET =====
[[File:Wizchan-music-10000-get.png|none|thumb]]<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20231110073741/https://wizchan.org/music/res/10000.html</ref>
 
=== Bantculture a.k.a tovhov.gyate.net ===
 
==== /bant/ ====
 
===== 999 and 1000 GET =====
[[File:Bantculture 999 1000 get.png|left|thumb|>make sure the 'teens are not stealing the 1000GET while I'm gone or I'm actually gonna rope]]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
This get is notable because Bantculture tried to make multiple obstacles for those who wish to access the website, from requiring a password to post through the most known URL (and changing those passwords) to shutting down said URL. The jannies apparently started replacing IAS images with gyates. (a meme popular among 4cuck touhou trannies) <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-17124509</ref>
 
{{clear}}
{{clear}}
=== gurochan.cx (now guro.cx) ===
==== /g/ ====
===== 99999 and 100000 GETs =====
[[File:Guro100000.jpg|thumb|none|COB GANG <br>COB GET]]
=== Swedishwin.com ===
==== /rr/ ====
===== 10 GET =====
[[File:Swedishwin rr 10th get.png|thumb|none|New Cado]]
==== /dalwa/ ====
===== 75 GET =====
[[File:Swedishwin Dalwa 75 get.png|thumb|none]]
==== /nigger/ ====
===== 10 GET =====
{{reflist|group=lower-alpha}}
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Latest revision as of 16:26, 28 March 2024

This page is a gem.



>Check these dubs!

A GET is a post that features an uncommon pattern of repeating digits in its ID.[1]

Notable GETs include posts where the ID is a single, repeating digit, and powers of ten. Sequential GETs, such as 1234, 12345, 123456, 123457, etc. are also worth looking out for.

Use the https://getwatcher.net/ website to see when the next GET is coming. DO notify the party about it if it's close enough to start a heist operation. If you see any board that's less than 100 posts away from its next GET, then notify the sharty IMMEDIATELY.

Types of GET [2]

X denotes identical digits present in a post number. The more repeating digits, the more significant the GET is considered.

Sequence Name
XX Dubs
XXX Trips
XXXX Quads
XXXXX Quints
XXXXXX Hexes
XXXXXXX Septs
XXXXXXXX Octs
XXXXXXXXX Nints
XXXXXXXXXX Decs

there are also "special gets" , otherwise boring post numbers turned into gems by the KHAN himself (or one of the jannies)

Natural vs Artificial GETs

A natural GET is a GET that is obtained accidentally, without the poster being aware that their post was likely to be a GET. By contrast, an artificial GET (also known as a scripted GET) is a GET that was obtained on purpose by way of the poster carefully timing when they post in order to increase their chances of obtaining a GET. While it is often impossible to tell for certain whether a GET is natural or artificial, a surefire way to identify an artificial GET post is if it references GETs and/or the digits it expects to have. GETs are more likely to be identified as natural if their content is informal and they look to be unscripted and unexpecting of receiving much attention.

Saging for post count manipulation

Sometimes, when a major GET is approaching, some Anons sage posts far back in the catalog in order to subtly raise the post count, hampering users' ability to monitor the current post number. This method can be used either to procure an artificial GET, or to prevent other users from doing so, thereby increasing the likelihood of an oblivious user's unplanned post obtaining the coveted digits.

This method does not reliably work if the board's catalog has a sorting option that shows posts based on when they were last replied to instead of when they were bumped, which can render this tactic meaningless. It will still throw off GET seekers that sort by bump order and not last reply, though.

Scripts

You can use this script, along with 4chan X, to script any GET you wish:

// ==UserScript==
// @name 4chan GETter
// @description Script to help you get repeating digits. Loosely based on mGET. Requires 4chan X.
// @author Xyl
// @match *://*.4chan.org/*
// @match *://*.4channel.org/*
// @grant GM_xmlhttpRequest
// @connect sys.4chan.org
// @version 1.2.1
// @namespace https://xyllon.com
// ==/UserScript==

let latestPostNumber = -1;
const board = location.pathname.match(/\/[^\/]+\//)[0];
let games = (board == "/v/" || board == "/vg/" || board == "/vr/");

if (document.getElementById("qr")) inject();
document.addEventListener('QRDialogCreation', (e) => inject());

function inject() {
    let dubs = (games) ? "" : "<option value=\"dubs\">Dubs</option>";
    document.querySelector('#qr .move').insertAdjacentHTML("afterend", `
    <div class="getscript" style="padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px;">Last Post #<span id="postnumber" style="visibility: hidden"></span>
    <div style="float: right; margin-right: 15px;">
    <input type="number" name="offset" value="1" style="margin-right: -3px; width: 5ch; height: 16px; padding: 0px !important; -moz-appearance:textfield;" id="offset" title="When to post (a value of 1 with a target post of 99 will post at 98, a value of 2 will post at 97, etc.)">
    <select data-name="digits" id="digits" title="Select the numbers you want">
    <option value="none">Select GET</option>` + dubs + `
    <option value="trips">Trips</option>
    <option value="quads">Quads</option>
    <option value="quints">Quints</option>
    <option value="sexts">Sexts</option>
    <option value="septs">Septs</option>
    <option value="octs">Octs</option>
    <option value="nons">Nons</option>
    <option value="decs">Decs</option>
    </select></div></div>`);
    approxLatestPostNumber();
}

function checkForGET () {
    window.target = latestPostNumber + parseInt(document.getElementById('offset').value);
    switch(document.getElementById("digits").value) {
        case "":
            break;
        case "dubs":
            return /(\d)\1{1,}$/.test(target);
            break;
        case "trips":
            return /(\d)\1{2,}$/.test(target);
            break;
        case "quads":
            return /(\d)\1{3,}$/.test(target);
            break;
        case "quints":
            return /(\d)\1{4,}$/.test(target);
            break;
        case "sexts":
            return /(\d)\1{5,}$/.test(target);
            break;
        case "septs":
            return /(\d)\1{6,}$/.test(target);
            break;
        case "octs":
            return /(\d)\1{7,}$/.test(target);
            break;
        case "nons":
            return /(\d)\1{8,}$/.test(target);
            break;
        case "decs":
            return /(\d)\1{9,}$/.test(target);
            break;
    }
}

function approxLatestPostNumber() {
    fetch("https://a.4cdn.org" + board + "1.json").then(response => response.json()).then(json => {
        let threadFound = false;
        let thread = 0;
        while (!threadFound) {
            if (json.threads[thread].posts[0].closed == 1 || json.threads[thread].posts[0].sticky == 1) thread++;
            else threadFound = true;
        }
        latestPostNumber = json.threads[thread].posts.slice(-1)[0].no;
        document.getElementById("postnumber").textContent = latestPostNumber;
updatePostNumber();
    });
}

function updatePostNumber() {
    GM_xmlhttpRequest({
        url: ("https://sys.4chan.org" + board + "imgboard.php?res=" + (latestPostNumber + 1)),
        method: "HEAD",
        onload: response => {
if (response.status == 200) {
latestPostNumber++;
} else if (games && /(([1-9])\2|[^0]0{2,2})$/.test(latestPostNumber + 1)) {
if (/[^9]99$/.test(latestPostNumber + 1)) latestPostNumber += 2;
else latestPostNumber++;
}
if (checkForGET()) {
document.querySelector("#file-n-submit input:last-child").click();
document.getElementById("digits").value = "none";
}
document.getElementById("postnumber").style.visibility = "visible";
document.getElementById("postnumber").textContent = latestPostNumber;
updatePostNumber();
        }
    });
}

GETs on /soy/

PRE 1000 GETs

Credits to the schizo who found these while datamining the archive (actually it was me i just wanted to add these without looking like a faggot or something).[3]

The first post

Unknown but believed to have been a post by Soot simply saying "welcome".

Posts no. 22, 55 and 400

>chino on the front page!

Posted on September 20, 2020, 22 is the first recorded GET. 55 was also obtained in the same thread, along with post 400 a day later. [4]

Post no. 500

Posted on September 21, 2020. Notable for being the first recorded GET to have generated seethe. [5]

Post no. 555

Posted on September 21, 2020.[5][6]

Post no. 600

Posted on September 21, 2020.[7]

Post no. 666

Posted September 21, 2020. [8]

Post no. 700

Posted September 22, 2020. [9]

Post no. 777

Posted September 22, 2020.[10] Image is also possibly a Lost Media Soyjak (Thumbnails dont count). nvm found it[11]

PRE 100000 GETs

20000 GET[12]

30000 GET[13]

33333 GET[14]

39999 AND 40000 GETS[15]

70000 GET[16]

77777 GET

Post no. 77777 was obtained on April 29, 2021 by a Chud who reacted negatively to an image of a warped Wholesome Soyjak.[17] It received 204 replies, and is notable for being the casus belli for the Soyvil War.

Stop posting this awful soy

88888 GET

Post no. 88888 was an image of Jacobson, a deformed baby soyjak.[18] It is notable for being the next set of quints after 77777, which was a Norwegian win; this post, however, was seen as a Swedish win.

>>88888
WE POGGERS NAO

99999 and 100000 GETs

Both GETs were obtained on /soy/ on June 2, 2021.

Post no. 99999 featured a picture of Gawr Gura.[19]

It should be noted that /holo/ used to be a (very short-lived) board,[20]

Due to the June 8, 2021 hacking incident, this thread was resurrected after Soot restored the backup. The two versions diverge from post no. 100839 onwards.[21]

FUCK NIGGERS

Post no. 100000 featured a picture of Cirno, with no commentary.[22] Reactions were more lukewarm. One poster commented:

completely accidental GET, typical of cirnofails.[23]

Cirno is associated with the number 9, and losing the 99999 GET by one post is extremely fitting for her canonical reputation as a mentally retarded character.[24] This thread was not restored on June 8.

In the time leading up to the GET, the board was lively with predictions. One candidate for the 99999 GET could've been Satania, given that 99999 is an upside-down version of the Satanic GET 66666. Even God joined the brawl, and tried to claim the GET.[25]

Even God and Satan were fighting tooth and nail for this GET.

111111 GET

Post no. 111111 was obtained on June 17, 2021.[26] It is notable for being an undeniable Norwegian win, as attested to by many of its replies. As of August 6, 2021, it has 278 replies.[27]

Kill all swedish people

123456 GET

Warning! The following may feature disinfo, psy-ops, or other infohazards created by the CIA. Proceed with caution.

Post no. 123456 was obtained sometime on June 29, 2021. There are no captures of the post, and it appears to have been deleted shortly after it was posted.[28] The thread inquiring what had happened to the post was swiftly deleted as well.

The only known evidence at the time of writing is two screenshots,[29][30] which feature a deformed, colorful, baby Soyjak, a combination of several, highly controversial variants. The picture was captioned with babby.

Soot, humbly posting anonymously as Chud ## Admin, explained that the post was deleted due to being posted by "the ban evading spammer that flooded nearly the entirety of /soy/ a few days ago."[31]

Before Soot's official explanation (which you WILL believe), conspiracy theories (which you WILL disregard as schizo babble) were floating around:

The circumstances of this post are suspicious. It was a GET, it was designed to irritate the userbase, and any traces of its existence were deleted. While its intended purpose may remain unclear, it's certain that it was not a natural GET. Potential links with John McAfee's """suicide""", and the ensuing "dead man's switch" operation, should be investigated, given how these two events happened within a few days of each other.

Users reacted negatively to the reposts of the GET. The general sentiment was summarized in a laconic post as:

forced

boring

awful

wasted[33]

In the same thread, the pro-Colorfuljak faction replied with "seethe", "btfo", and "monochrome failers on suicide watch".

222222 GET

Post no. 222222 (after rollback) was obtained on January 20th, 2022. [34] The post features a picture of Rika Furude, commonly known as "Le BWC/BBC girl". Reactions were mixed.

Colorjaks are coal

Before the rollback it was botted kuz GET that said kissu.moe, but it was deleted shortly after by him after people found out it was him.

The thread was deleted on March 25th 2022 by a seething janny.

299997 GET

GODSON GET
also trans rights are human rights

On January 26th, 2022 Discord user GemsonLover721 attempted to steal the 300,000 GET but failed miserably, GemsonLover721 hopped on a voice chat and after few hours they decided to cope with the loss and declare this as the true GET.[35]

299999 GET

>saves your sharty
wat do

Post no. 299999 was obtained on January 26th, 2022. Although unconventional for a soyjak most agreed that it was a gem. [36]

300000 GET

Soybros, in these trying times, we need to stick together

Post no. 300000 was obtained on January 26th, 2022. [37] The post contains a Wholesomejak with red heart emojis for eyes, sending the message that "Soybros, in these trying times, we need to stick together".

Almost everybody has seen this as a massive win. Though Kuz thinking the post was a gem[38] angered some, leading them to think that Kuz, after failing to get the GET on his own, tried to hijack the win into being pro-kuz coal.

333333 GET

Post no. 333333 was obtained on February 10th, 2022. It was a thread with no text other then a period, and an image of a smooching sootjak and a deformed colorjak, the latter being a combination of two controversial 'jak variants. This was a very divisive GET - deformed/color fans declared it a gem while critics called it massive coal and a waste. This matter is still being debated by academics.[39]

400000 GET

Post no. 400000 was obtained on March 23rd, 2022. The get was obtained by Kuz (or at least a pro-Kuz propagandist), who posted a thread that simply read "kuz fucking won". The image accompanying the GET features Yurijak in a KGB uniform, a 'jak originally created for this video and appropriated by the pro-kuz camp.

And no we will not put an image on this article, but trust us it still happened like that ok.

444444 GET

Updoot

Post no. 444444 was obtained on April 5th, 2022. The post simply read "updoot" in response to a Cobson thread, the post also featured a Rika Furude image.[40]

The image was deleted a minute later due to a bug in vichan, many people blamed it on Janitors but this was NOT the case, take your meds.

The response to the GET was mostly negative, with a furious soyteen spamming random ias/nas for several days until the thread was put out of its misery by jannies.

500000 GET

>Yes, Japsterdam *is* real

Post no. 500000 was a Ongezellig soyquote thread.[41] A dot-spammer attempted to derail the thread but got their posts deleted by an overbearing rogue mod (who was later BTFO'd by Soot).

555555 GET

Post no. 555555 was obtained on May 8th, 2022. The post features a Dogjak in a tuxedo and simply read "gem". Reaction was hostile at first, but warmed up. OP claimed that SOOT's software was shit in the thread because he was sitting on a loading page after it uploaded. Given the nature of this GET, some academics argue this was script-coal used to promote nas dust. <- fake news it was literally just a random dogjak nigger, also someone screencap the archive and embed it here please

*PLEASE FINISH THIS COAL* -> https://web.archive.org/web/20220514075624/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/555555.html

600000 GET

Post no. 600000 is NOT real. it is a CONSPIRCY THEORY made up by a SCHIZO. you WILL take your meds. you WILL NOT research this further.

666666 GET

Post no. 666666 was obtained June 10th, 2022. The post featured a red angryjak with the text being "HE FUCKING WON". Reactions were mixed with some claiming the GET was trooncord script-coal while other claimed it was an "Discord underdog win". Jannies were back-and-forth on pinning this GET.

777777 GET

Post no. 777777 was obtained July 14th, 2022.[42] It simply says "bant get". The reaction was very hostile.

800000 GET

Post no. 800000 was obtained July 18th, 2022. The post featured a wholesome soyjak holding a heart with the text being "In these wild, divisive and dramatic times of the 'party, us 'jakkers need to stick together and Build Back Better" This GET has often been seen as the successor to the 300000 GET, and it overall received a positive reception. Many divided 'jakkers during this time, such as the sootists and the kuzists agreed that this was a unifying gem.

888888 GET

Post no. 888888 was obtained August 8th, 2022.[43]

899999 GET

Post no. 899999 was obtained August 11th, 2022.[44]

900000 GET

Post no. 900000 was obtained August 11th, 2022.[45]

999999 GET and 1000000 GET

Post no. 999999 was obtained August 31st, 2022. [46]. The GET called for a raid on 4chan's /lgbt/ board.

The original unedited GET
The edited one

Post no. 1000000 was obtained August 31st, 2022 and was the biggest GET the sharty has ever had. At first, it was UTTP spam[47], but the GET was changed by Kuz to a colorjak with the text "colorful win". Shortly after the thread was edited, it was autosaged and subsequently bumped off the 'log by resulting colorspam flood. It is unanimously considered to be the worst GET the sharty has ever had in its entire history.

Some 'teens, enraged by this theft, called on kuz to destroy the UTTP group, which primarily resided on a kuz-owned site called VidLii. Kuz responded by saying "Its done" and removed all their channels. This made up for the coal GET.

1100000 GET

Post no. 1100000 was obtained September 16th 2022.[48]

1111111 GET

Post no. 1111111 was obtained September 17th 2022. The get was botted and was later deleted by the user themself (Source: dude trust me)[it just is, ok?] [49][a]

1200000 GET

Post no. 1200000 was obtained October 2nd 2022.[50]

1222222 GET

Post 1222222 was a hanging Nazi Chudjak in response to a chudquote OP.[51]

And then his kid grows up to be the next Elliot Rodger, many such cases!

1300000 GET

Post 1300000 was made in response to ">seething chuds" within an anti-chud thread.[52]

>>1299992 seething incel troon

1333333 GET

Post 1333333 was a Snoo (or Snoy)-styled Markiplier jak, met with mixed receptions in the replies.[53]

>He BTFO'd me in an argument? Better hide behind 10 layers of irony!

1400000 GET

Post 1400000 was an accidental GET, alleging that the demoralization quoted OP would be a new FOTM (Flavor of the Month).[54]

okay new fotm just dropped

1444444 GET

Post 1444444 was one of a dozen sequential ratio bot replies.[55] You WILL NOT research about 'teens who pretend to be ratio bots.

HUGE W

1500000 GET

Post 1500000 was simply a YouTube URL which lead to an hour-long video titled: "One Hour of Silence Broken Only by Random Nipah."[56] It's worth noting that for some reason, the video URL included a timestamp at one second, rather than the default URL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeAe-mtNv9Q&t=1s

1555555 GET

KUZ WHY THE FUCK IS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO TYPE THE FUCKING WEBSITE NAME

Post no. 1555555 was obtained November 25th, 2022. When this post was made, typing in "Soyjak Party" (case must match) would trigger the spam filter. OP later deleted the post after making a post with the text "I MADE UP MY MIND I'M BLOWING THIS FUCKING THREAD UP FUCKING GONE DELETED I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S SHARTY CULTURE TO WASTE GETS ON RANDOM BULLSHIT I FUCKING BLEW IT ON THIOS META CANCER I JUST HAD TO DRAW THIS GEM FIRST BEFORE I BLEW IT ALL TO HELL YOU HAVE 90 SECONDS TO GET. THE. FUCK. OUT OF THIS THREAD." [57]

1599850 GET

On November 30th 2022, Kuz announced on /soy/'s pinned thread that "get's are stupid", and instead ordered that we should get hyped for post number 1599850,[58] which teens then did. This was the first "special GET."

it's not, but we should be more nice, that would be... well, nice I guess

In the end, post 1599850 was an accidental GET, the contents itself responding to the OP, who stated that /soy/ is a Nice Board.[59]

1600000 GET

Post 1600000 marked a Sootist win with an OMGSISA jak making its declaration in redtext.[60]

sooty soot

1666666 GET

Post 1666666 was an accidental GET replying to some post, which we'll find when the 'chive is back up.[it just is, ok?][61]

>>1666657 gem

1700000 GET

🍊 This page is Frooty 🧃
Contents of this page will be rich in vitamins.
Consider bringing a juicer!

Post 1700000 was a fruity win that could not be real. [62]

strawberryphant GET

o

1777777 GET

Post 1777777 was an accidental GET. Instead of obeying the OP and reporting a linked post for harassment, the 'teen instead reported the OP and got the GET like a selfish little fuck.[63]

Reported you instead, sorry.

1800000 GET

Post 1800000 was another fruity win, this time depicting two fruitjaks dueling atop a mountain.[64]

'em

1999999 and 2000000 GET

Posts no. 1999999 and 2000000 were achieved on January 9, 2023.

romanized: Nigga, Nattsudayo!

The 1999999 GET was of Squirreljak.[65] Before the 2,000,000 GET was achieved, the hype preceding it was unmatched, rivaled only by the 1,000,000 GET. As one Chud put it

im #feralgang - but honestly, im going to set aside my rivalry for this. Cob bros, feral bros, it doesnt matter. Seeing the history of our get's, as long as its a jak, ill be happy.

In order to prevent someone from scripting the GET, post deletion was disabled (You must wait 3 years to delete this post), reCAPTCHA was added for posts and replies, and Cloudflare was turned to its max.

undertale win

Despite these measures, the 2,000,000th post on /soy/ was softcore Undertale Porn.[66] This lead some soyteens to believe that, despite the measures taken, the GET was scripted.[67] Despite the brimstone GET, Kuz responded on his Telegram with a positive outlook, saying, "It took just a week short of 2 years for us to reach 1,000,000 posts on /soy/, but only 4 months for it to reach its 2,000,000th post. Time goes by so fast!... here's to another million posts, it'll go by real quickly. 🥂🍾❤️"[68]

many believe this was an organized force from /trash/ and went on a shitpiss rage and deleted 3 pages of the log whilst in dead hours, many furfags disapproved of the get due to it being futanari and most soyteens recognized the 1999999 GET as the true GET.

2200000 GET

Post 2200000 was a Neutralplier replying to the OP, who shared good news that he passed an exam he'd been worrying about.[69]

oh thats nice
>grabs you
now we can't let this little piece of news go unrewarded, now can we?

2222222 GET

lime win

Post no. 2222222 was achieved on February 2, 2023.[70] Unlike most GETS this one was overwhelmingly positively received, which was a well needed change of pace for soyteens after the previous major /soy/ gets.

2333333 GET

ha do my ex mug gf s s sent be sent be be c sent me an kys kit than mc i my cd

Post no. 2333333 was acquired on February 18, 2023.[71] Two back to back GETS claimed by the same faction was an unprecedented event, and even while the first GET was still up (which had been saved from near destruction by a necrobumper during a particulary dense colorjak spam ). Despite this, the post only managed 22 replies in 6 hours, which may reflect an extreme downturn in interest of fruitjaks and/or GETS in general.

2419157 Get

Post no. 2419157 was acquired on February 27, 2023 and was the second special GET. having a yellow background due to CSS trickery. the post consisted solely on the word "NIGGER"

2444444 GET

APNG of soyak that switches to Higurashi BBC porn. The post was encouraging the SPVA to delete his channel [72]

2500000 GET

Babyjak with some dev CSS fuckery,[73] notably it was followed by a 'zellig fail that had serious implications for the third soyvil war.

2555555 GET

Post 2555555 suggested the OP kill themself when asking if he should make "another" reddit thread.[74] Ostensibly, the OP went on to commit suicide.[it just is, ok?]

2600000 GET

Post 2600000 was an imageless post stating "Anglos won though" in response to an anti-Anglo copypasta OP, ensuring thread victory for Anglos everywhere.[75]

2666666 GET

Post 2666666 was Hitori Bocchi from Hitoribocchi no Marumaru Seikatsu. This tranime coal marked a /qa/ win, probably.[76]

bocchi

2700000 GET

Furfag cobson post, on a thread complaining about autistic people which was derailed by a reply into people replying "me" to try and grab the GET.[77]

2777777 GET

The 'zellig post

An 'zellig post, after 5-10 minutes thread is filled with 'p - problaly they receive 'p from a Vietnamese troon- (The day of the GET has so many other 'p spams to 'zellig threads too.) and deleted, there is also an fail thread there.[78]

2800000 GET

Just one single letter "k" , widely considered a massive gemerald GET due to the fact it belongs to no controversial faction and makes no sense.

2888888 GET

A post in a frog thread that read "froggy W"[79], which caused a few 'teens to call for a frog ban

2900000 GET

A reply in a thread calling out get stealers as "eternal failers" using a smugjak. It was the word "wow" followed by an exclamation mark, being mostly well received.[80]

2999999 and 3000000 GET

Post 2,999,999 was part of a reply chain based of the "I raped my hamster" meme.

AFTER MONTHS OF ANTICIPATION, THE 3M GET WAS A POST TITLED "I AM WHITE" with an OC of a Chudbob and a Patrick tranny hugging.

He Will Always Be A Get
I AM WHITE

3100000 GET

Post 3100000 was a deformed colorjak and a definitive COLOR WIN.[81]

>>3099983
greetings

3111111 GET

Post 3111111 was posted by a skulljak Chad who was replying to an afrikaner and a bantu arguing with each others on a thread

op just fucking died.

3200000 GET

Post 3200000 was not only an accidental GET but an accidental thread GET, with the OP requesting NatSoc edits.[82]

Does anyone here have cool nazi edits you could share?

3222222 GET

Post 3222222 was a soylent win "I want soylent". It is also a Zellig Win because the post was directly replying to OP, who posted a 'zellig gem.

I want soylent

3333333 GET

In a decisive blow to Argentina 'teens, the bri'ish have claimed the Falkland Islands, after spamming the phrase about a dozen times and quickly removing all but the winning GET.[it just is, ok?]

"The falklands are British"

3400000 GET

Post 3400000 was a trick PNG whose thumbnail displayed a chud, but when expanded depicted a pornographic illustration of Lambdadelta from Umineko.[83] Censors have been superimposed for your health and safety.

Kys incel

3500000 GET

Post 3500000 came in swinging as both a TND win and a Pokéwin, featuring a chuddified Charmelon, or Reptincel in French. [84]

i niggerheart madness combat

3555555 GET

Post 3555555 was a Jewish Win containing a glowing blue Feraljak and the text "JEWGOD website."[85]

JewGOD website

3600000 GET

Post 3600000 was a spoiler tagged image of a grinning Furude Rika.[86] It is up to the experts to determine if this is an oldGOD racebaiter win, because nobody's cared about this girl since /qa/ was a thing.

meep

3666666 GET

Post 3666666 was one of a half-dozen sequential spamposts all containing the sole word "niggers." It was posted in a Neil Breen thread.[87]

niggers

The honorary 3666666 GET (Post 3666667) was a babypost promising the cleansing of every 'teen's sins. This is positioned to be "the most heartbreaking off-by-one in the history of the Sharty," for it would have cemented /caca/ as a rising powerhouse of both a board and Sharty culture. Despite the fail, babies saw this as a win, or at least a glistening cacarald.

/caca/'s near 2nd win
BABYGOD CACARALD THAT WILL REDEEM ALL SINS OF 'TEENS


3700000 GET

Post 3700000 was a spoiler tagged image of a sad Gapejak. Upon opening the image, the trick PNG would instantly switch to Bernkastel racebait hentai.

>10833 - SoyBooru.png

3777777 GET

Post 3777777 was an 'tism edit of Cobson; the thread was quickly memory-holed by the OP for some reason. Earlier on the same day of the /soy/ 3777777 GET, this exact image failed the 4chan /trash/ 57777777 GET by 2 places, prompting the inclusion of ANWO winning "this time."[88]

ANWO WON THIS TIME

3800000 GET

Post 3800000 was a babyjak flipping off the viewer. Babies everywhere celebrated as /caca/ claimed their first major /soy/ GET not too long after their board opened.

caca

3888888 GET

Post 3888888[89] was an accidental GET, where one Soyteen asked another if they were too scared to click on a shortened link. Said link lead to a stock photo of a baby seal, but because it was fashioned to parody illegal links posted to the Party, said 'teen was right to be wary of following it. The only gemmy part of this GET was a gif of Feraljak jerking off, sandwiched between the two posts.

>>3888818 you're scared aren't you?

3900000 GET

Post 3900000[90] was from someone stating that petra, a new forced brimstone, is sharty culture. Most 'teens didn't like this GET, and some called 3899999[91] the real GET.

Petra is sharty culture, petra won GETs for the sharty, petra is queen of the sharty!


3999999 and 4000000 GETs

Post 3999999 was a rare Yotsubajak mocking 4channers and classic Japanese otaku.[92]

blah blahj blah bah blah baklh blah

Following even more months of anticipation and strife, the Post 4000000 was shimmering IAS: an Aryan Neutralplier within an Aryan Neutralplier thread.[93]

>>Aryan Neutralplier Will Win

4100000 GET

Post 4100000[94] was spamcoal. Due to the lack of an arrow, the obsessed poster looks exactly like a smiling troonjak.

KYS SH*RTYTRANNIES

4111111 GET

Post 4111111[95] was the gay pedo Kuz copypasta. It was posted just 13 hours after the 4100000 GET to a possible J*rty win, nigh impossible thoughever because they always lose, regardless if they win.

Yuri Kuznetsov was an extremely disgusting gay pedophile (...)

4200000 GET

Post 4200000 was GNUschizo.

i calmed down, its okay...
WINDOWS STILL SUCKS

4300000 GET

Post 4300000[96] was an unintentional GET claimed by the Sharty barneyfag in response to a thread depicting DOLL as a pony. It was warmly received, to the extent that one 'teen stated he was thankful his own post lost the GET.

DIE OUT

4333333 GET

Nobody Everybody cares about TBPcels BBCaryans anymore so I'm not adding an image.

>he says, while Jamal is out here balls deep in his crush

4400000 GET

Post 4400000 was Judges 19:19, one of a bunch of botted bible verses.[it just is, ok?]

Yet there is both straw and provender for our donkeys; and there is bread and wine also for me, and for your handmaid, and for the young man who is with your servants: there is no want of anything.

4444444 GET

add /trump/
jllsiuvktpynq

OH MY SHYAMALAN WHAT A SHOCKING PLOT TWIST!

Post 4444444 was originally spamdust: at about post 4444300, a bot activated and spammed pro-trump redtext; one of about a hundred messages landed on the GET. Acting Admin Angeleno then reset the post timer back to 4444400, just like the heckin' beloved comedy film Groundhog Day starring Bill Murray. The resulting GET was a Doge; whether this was a poonerWIN is up to the schizos.[97] Shortly after the GET, the bot went haywire and spammed and bumped hundreds of threads, forcing Angeleno to turn on Cloudflare protection.

Nigger

4500000 GET

The post is gone

Oh my heckin' Sciencerino! This is just like my heckin' lost media and shit. However, I do remember the post, though I didn't archive the thread or take a screenshot like the selfish little fuck that I am. The thread was a 'teen asking the 'arty whether ze should buy No Mans Sky and the 4500000 GET was a user replying "Noooooo". The reaction to this GET was mostly negative, as it was a waste of repeating digits. If you are doubtful about the veracity of the previous statements, then just trust the science chud! [it just is, ok?]

{"No":4500000,"Com":"Noooooo","Subject":null,"Name":"Chud","Time":1693342476,"OmittedPosts":0,"OmittedImages":0,"Sticky":0,"Locked":0,"Cyclical":0,"LastModified":1693342476,"TnH":0,"TnW":0,"H":0,"W":0,"Fsize":0,"Filename":null,"Ext":null,"Tim":null,"Md5":null,"Resto":4499702,"PHash":null}

4555555 GET

Post 4555555 was a picture of Bobo the Sharty Janny. Only one person on the entire site managed to save an image capture and you WILL be thankful.

SMELLS LIKE BAIT DOE

4600000 GET

Post 4600000[98] was an unintentional text GET in a random Big Boss thread. It was NOT edited by Mods. Cease your investigation and take your meds.

wait nvm I take the message that this post used to have back

4700000 GET

Post 4700000[99] was nonsense. However, it was posted in a Swede thread, indicating a Swedish Win.

Rydydhhdsh

4777777 GET

Post 4777777[100] was a 'plier S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Monolith edit. The 4777776 behind it was of the naked nigger with greensocks, narrowly saving the 'sharty from niggers licking my asshole.

Monolith stalker WIN

4800000 GET

Post 4800000 was niggerbrim posted by the Morrocan. It was a Youtube URL that leads to: "Rika says nipah and then explodes (Real)"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8n1y24dTkQ

4900000 GET

Post 4900000 was the first reply in a new doxing thread against a furry troon: a spoilered image would reveal Rika in bunny ears.

Doxxing is coal

4999999 and 5000000 GET

Get #4999999 was a nutty gem. The 5th million get was a total poog win!

Nigga you're nuts
Poog will always be a gem

A lot of coalers such as soylita posters and gassycorders were banned the moment before the GETs were taken. These two were seemingly very organic since some developerchad quickly noticed the presence of botnets sending hundreds of requests and instantly slayed them, preventing the bots from stealing those two GETs.

Some j@rtycucks tried to steal those two GETs with their shit nobody cares about and they FAILED MISERABLY.[101] Then they proceeded to cry and cope in the same failget attempt but were destroyed with facts and logic by true shartypatriots. the j@rty remains dead and completely irrelevant, even more deader after this hilarious failget. Some furfag discorders tried to steal it as well with a coomer pic and they FAILED just like the j@rtycucks

curiously the 5M post was basically a repost of the OP.

5100000 GET

Post 51000000 was NAS lolicon. Wasn't soylita though. What a waste of a perfectly good get.

There are some theories that offsiters from 4cuck did it, likely from /b/.

5111111 GET

Post 5111111 was accidental, in fact it was a Vichan/PHP fault because on that day Soyjak.Party was being broken as always (Froot move your ass you nigger), so if you posted something Vichan could duplicate that reply several times.

Prelude

It was posted on 23th Monday of October 2023 on a thread that invited soyteens to introduce to 2cuck ( First imageboard ever created,mother of all AltChans also known as Futaba Channel ) Soyjaks or something.

It was a total failure doe,apparently a JapanGOD that lurked at that moment the Sharty told us that the 2channers were a backward culture and they stupid potty humor remained the same as the 2001's ( When it was created ).

Indeed he was right when some 'teen made a Cobson thread on their /b/ asking if Cobson was gemmy or not,no 2tranny understanded the joke, instead they called us "bald man,english & faggots" and they thought that Cobson was a Simpson meme KEK

JapFag responds to a guy who asked for his 'booru account without knowing that Vichan was fucking slow that day

Btw that Cobson thread on 2chan wasn't archived unfortunately but the /soy/ thread and the 5111111 GET was![102] ( Btw can someone transform this into a citation? i don't know how to do that ) use <ref>, newdeity

The GET Itself

As I said before it was taken accidentally by the JapanGOD who was having a great time there,even if it was wasted or something JAPFAG WON

5300000 GET[103]

Dark times are coming. But apparently, this was a Swedish Win. Best of all, what a gemerald.

5333333 GET [104]

aaaa
aaaa

5333333 was a complete gem, saying "aaaa" with no image.

5444444 GET

>>troonix filenames

5600000 GET

SOMEONE ATE MY HOUSE
SOMEONE FUCKER MIGGER BIGGER
raisin GETS ARE FIR AJRVEJEJEBEN

Schizo gem.

5700000 GET

aryan win

5800000 GET

anime website or something

Tranime get

5899999 & 5900000 GET

Was lost, some claim both were achived by a bant poster.

5999999 GET [105]
How dumb can a nigga be to click on these lol, oh wait, I forgot what site I'm in

Video

6000000 GET [106]

Wiki was fun for like 3 months when it was first introduced, now it's ruined just like everything else here, let's just delete it

The linked video was "How to beat Erika meta super without getting injury".

6400000 GET[107]

how are you seeing this? I don't see the vc

jackbox raid win

6444444 GET[108]

>I always come back or however the remnant is harvested

FNAF mutterald

6500000 GET [109]

up

To this day, he still regrets stealing that get[110]

6555555 GET [111]

gem or coal? YOU DECIDE

a new variant got a deserved get

6600000 GET

Brimstone GET

6655555 GET [112]

glub

6666666 GET

Streets are sayin' it will be a satanic GET

...they're right

IT'S POOPSON I REPEAT IT'S FUCKING POOPSON THE SHARTY IS DONE THE END IS NEAR WE ARE DOOMED IT'S FUCKING OVER

6668555 GET [113]

only in idaho bruh

Time travel GETs

Angeleno done goofed

Made possible thanks to Angeleno. Both were neutralplier wins.

6999999 GET (Time travel)

we know the 'plier cord just hacked the servers

This post accuses a pliercord of wrecking the servers.

7000000 GET (Time travel) [114]

neutralcoal get

This get was made possible due to time travel.

GETs on other boards

To be researched: GETs on other boards. Can (You) help us?

Total Sharty Posts

Post 1000000 and 2000000

Both the 1,000,000th and 2,000,000th[it just is, ok?] Sharty posts were 'zellig wins.

Post 5000000

The 5,000,000th post[115] on the Sharty—following all the downtime and drama—was a glistening squirreljak, not to be confused with the feraljak squirrel.

Post 6000000

The 6,000,000th post on the Sharty- A negative post slandering the sharty - likely a reflection on the sites issues with lag and poor moderation. Thoughbeit, there is major conflicting data showing that get 6mil probably is still unknown because the laggy state of the site.

/caca/

/caca/ - Baby is an Under-4s Only board originally added long ago,[it just is, ok?] opened with a fresh post counter on June 27th, 2023.

PRE 1000 GETs

99, 100, 111 GETs

Two of three of the first GETs were IAB (It's A Baby), spelling an optimistic outlook for the board.

BABAA BABAABBABA
fuh yuo
How?
200 GET
Im play with ss13
300 GET
adult hate thread
400 and 500 GETs

Both of these GETs simply pointed to other posts, possibly the same poster's failed GETs. They've been included on the captures for posterity.

>>305
>>497
600 GET
gtsnd ma
666 GET

The 666 GET is considered significant because it's a scary number and scared countless babies on /caca/.

im crazy
700 GET
Ga
800 GET
KUUUUUUUUUUZ I TOOK THE BABY PILLS WHY AM I NOT BABY YET KUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ MAKE ME BABY KUUUUUUUZ MAKE ME BABY NOOOOOOOOOW
900 GET
babyGOD win

1000 GET

The 1000th post on /caca/ arrived barely over an hour after its opening. The feraljak baby GET was pinned, but being posted with a Noahmusic2009 e-mail disqualified it from total cacarald status.

sooty soot
1111 GET
make /son/


2000 GET
strong baba
2222 GET
inflated win
3000 GET
dead board
3333 GET

While all the babies were sleeping, post 3333 on /caca/ was allegedly a frogpost that came after the user spammed a bunch of threads, forcing the get.[it just is, ok?] It was then deleted by the OP.

I LOVE NIGGER I LOVE NIGGER I LOVE NIGGER I LOVE NIGGER I LOVE NIGGER I LOVE NIGGER
3999 GET
alice

5555 GET

Mama kwinnig a stwanger frwocpostah triing to infoltate as








Finally a good GET after a while

/dan/

1 GET
he do be da GOAT doe
10 and 11 GETs
a /thug/ win...
... and a /caca/ win
22 GET
DWABAG
33 GET
a decisive win for PNDchuds
44 GET
preach it brotha
55 GET
GAME OVER, RACERNEEM BOY

/floyd/

1 GET
The attached video
10 and 11 GETs
a disagreement

/giga2/

/giga2/ - Gigachads was a joke board orginally added on June 24th 2023, open for a single weekend. It locked at post 356.

99, 100, 111 GETs

The first three GETs on /giga2/ were claimed by Nazis, Soylita posters, and anti-/cunny/ advocates, two of the three being pure IAG (It's A Gigachad).

nazi win
claiming the 100 get for gigalita
>i would gladly oppose the idea of /cunny/ being added

200 GET

The 200 GET was posted to no replies, because nobody but the OP watched I Am Here... Now, the 2009 film from which this quote and still frame originate.

>I didn't make you this way.. That's just not right

300 GET

Spongeposters claimed the 300 GET to mild reception, including a reference to the /soy/ 3 Million GET which featured a chudded Spongebob. This was the final GET before the board locked.

spongebob is sharty culture

/int/

9999 and 10000 GETs

These two quads were both obtained in the same /int/ thread (the former in the OP, the latter in the first reply) in quick succession on July 3, 2021. [116] [117] The OP was by a Moroccan and featured an image of a transgender pride flag likely downloaded from Wikipedia with the caption "Trans women are women". The first reply to the thread was by a Mexican who simply said "(nigga?)". Apparently, the Moroccan planned on taking both GETs for himself by quickly replying with an image of a Black Lives Matter flag and the caption "Also Black lives matter", but was too slow to beat the Mexican to the 10000 GET. The Moroccan, severely displeased with the useless 10001 digits his BLM flag obtained, angrily replied to the Mexican.

NIGGER NIGGER YOU DOUBLE NIGGER YOU STOLE MY NASFJASF:LJASFJAS:GET COAL NIGGER NGIGIEIRIGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [118]

The Mexican then proceeded to taunt him.

Fuck that, Golf Wang

Fuck that, Golf Wang Fuck that, Golf Wang Fuck that, Golf Wang Fuck that, Golf Wang

Fuck that, Golf Wang [119]

After that, tensions appeared to dissipate and they traded good-natured emoji-filled jests with each other. [120]

9999:Trans women are women
10000:(nigga?)

11111 GET

Post no. 11111 on /int/ was obtained on August 1, 2021. [121] It featured one image of a Swedish 'jak and two deformed 'jaks. It is notable both for being a pinned thread and receiving a humorous redtext caption from a moderator.

Are repeating digits normal in your country?
(USER WAS KILLED FOR THIS POST)

/mtv/

2000 GET

HE FUCKING WON

4000 GET

Mangum win albeit

22222 GET

WHERE THE FUCK IS TYRONE VS COPS YOU BAD GOY

/np/

/np/ was created for the sole purpose of getting more GETs as possible for Santa!!

Whoever image Gets the GET he will be in the Nice list of Santa!

FIRST
10 GET
boycoal…

Unfortunately,№10 was stolen by a penguin in Antartica

50 GET
nas win

Once again South Polers' efforts to steal /np/ GETs paid off

69 GET
>oh my krampus is that a heckin' SEX NUMBER REFERENCE?!
100 GET
Win? Fail? Prob both




199 & 200 GET

Double GET!!















299 & 300 GET

The 4th Industrial Revolution won & Basedjak.party won













399 & 400 GET

Coalkisser or Rapeson won?












499 & 500 GET

FUCKEN ANTIMATTER WORST GET EVAR!!












600 GET

Iron I guess












699 & 700 GET
‘Zelligtrannies went quite after this one! Also Shrek won












/np/ Nice List

so far we have
- Chudjak ~ 1
- Gapejak ~ 10
- Soytan ~ 50
- Feraljak ~ 69
- ??? ~ 99
- Osaka ~ 100
- Rika Furude ~ 199
- Yotsuba  ~ 200
- Klaus Schwab ~ 299
- Nate Higgers ~ 300
- Kuz ~ 399
- Cobson ~ 400
- Sylveon and Furnigger ( Total Antimatter ) ~ 499 & 500
- Hiroyuki ~ 600
- Negan ~ 699
- Shrek ~ 700 

/plier/

/plier/ was a joke board added for Markiplier's birthday on June 28th, 2023. It was closed the next day.

100 GET

'line on the log

Oh my favci, Marceline, a bisexual (no trans so its gemmy) vampire !!

Total LGB (no T ) win!

The board was re-added some time later, the new 100 GET was a truthnuke about nigger-speak

/psy/

/psy/ - 4/20 was a joke board originally added on April 20th, 2023.

99, 100, 111 GETs

Big three gets all obtained in the first few minutes of the board being open by 'jaks (albeit one coal) Wholesome Gapejak, Shotjak, and Feraljak.

dreamworks victory
Feraljak win for historic first trips (111) and last pure dubs (99) was taken by a shotjak.

420 GET

Get 420

1000 GET

Get 1000, right before the board closed denouncing the use of nigger weed

/pol/

7777 GET

This GET was obtained on June 17th, 2021.[122] The OP was by a tor-hopping schizo and featured an image of some Muslims burning the Swedish flag with the caption "KILL ALL SWEDES".

This GET was considered a major win for Islam and Norway, and many chuds called for this gem of a thread to be pinned.[123]

KILL ALL SWEDES

77777 GET

Get 77777

[124]

88888 GET

karaboğa win

[125]

/qa/

90000 GET

>dickhead

100000 GET[126]

Chuck won unlock /sneed/
Doll temporarily unlocked /sneed/ in response to the get.

123456 GET[127]

Jannied soon after
Petra the new queen of /qa/. Forever loyal to her duty

145000 GET

Zeligtroons lost, munch will win.
The GABBIT raid that's on a thread for posting Ongezellig Porn.
The thread. The picture is censored for courtesy. You can see why Coco says: Like this, coach?

149999 and 150000 GETs[128]

It was a total mare win, with the same namefag getting both Linky GETs in a row.

linky won

/q/

77777 GET[129]

Obtained in Doll's pinned q&a thread

Obtained in Doll's pinned q&a thread

/BBC/ now

80000 GET[130]

Obtained in Doll's pinned q&a thread

zellig win

100000 GET[131]

And ban /pol/tards.



/skibidi/

/skibidi - Skibidi was another temp board Doll added, to be live "until I get home" on July 19th, 2023.

99, 100, 111 GETs

The first three GETs (pre-99 dubs don't count, you selfish fucks) came within minutes of the board opening. Post 99 fueled the Poopson conspiracy theory.[132] Post 100 was a classic GODson win and Post 111 simply linked to the first three GETs.[133]

Nigger Board among other nonsense.

200 - 700 GETs: The Skibidi-Caca Skirmish

The GETs of the Skibidi-Caca Skirmish.

The remainder of the GETs evolved (or devolved) into a war between /caca/ baby posters and anti-/caca/ advocates who rallied against them with the help of the ratio-bot (a script deployed by a 'teen that replies to a post every six to eight seconds from a pool of phrases).

  • Post 200 was a reply to the OP of the master babythread. /caca/ win.
  • Post 222 was a ratiobot reply within the ratio thread. /skibidi/ win.
  • Post 300 was another ratiobot reply within the ratio thread. /skibidi/ win.
  • Post 333 was familiar babyspeak nonsense. /caca/ win.
  • Post 400 was an impish soyak ears babyjak. /caca/ win.
  • Post 444 was a ratio reply within the ratio thread. /skibidi/ win.
  • Post 500 was another ratiobot reply within the ratio thread. Being post 500, it garnered the most (You)s of any GET on the board. /skibidi/ win.
  • Post 555 was a third ratiobot GET win in a row, and the /caca/ faction felt the loss. /skibidi/ win.
  • Post 600 turned the tide with a black sun babyjak. /caca/ win.
  • Post 666 was a win from a neutral party: a splinter faction formed from the Aryan Neutralplier /soy/ 4M GET just the night before. NO CONTEST.
  • Post 700 was the final GET of the board: a babyjak. /caca/ win.

In the end, both competing factions tied with 5 GETs a piece. It was a tie, and that's a good thing (even doe most of the /skibidi/ GETs were botted and all /caca/ gets were won by humans which means /caca/ won because I say so, okay?).

Rematch

/skibidi/ WAS Later added by Froot in September so it should get another chance.

/x/

1 GET

It was a 'cado.

ϪϪϪ GET

The highly sought-after post ϪϪϪ (Triple Thrembo) was acquired by an the anti-Lawrence poster and is probably the same guy who bumped the thread forty times with the ratio script.[it just is, ok?] The user was then promptly abducted by (((aliens))) or other bone-chilling A24 genre-defining Lovecraftian horrors.[134]

/froot/

100 and 101 GET

the 100 get was a blank picture.

The 101 GET was a baby win.

200 GET

300 GET

400 GET

500 GET

600 GET

700 GET

800 GET

900 GET

1000 GET

the 1000 GET Was a Muslim Win.

/nate/ (pre-wipe)

The 10000, 20000, 30000, and 40000 GETs might as well have been lost to time.

50000 GET

was a micro cobson with the text "test"[it just is, ok?]

60000 GET

>60000 furs died in the furrocaust so now you gotta accept elephant immigrants or something

/nate/ (post-wipe)

Somehow, /nate/'s post count was reset, allowing early GETs to be re-obtained.

1000 GET[135]

LET ME POST NIGGER

1111 GET[136]

what captcha i don't see it

3000 GET[137]

Achieved by our Egyptian queen

🐱👑☥ Ankha board and Ankha GET ☥👑🐱

/abd/

444 GET

/sneed/ish win

/sneed/ won

/yyyyyyy/

100th GET

100 get btw


1000th GET

baby won

GETs on 4chan

See also: Raids

OH MY JAPANESE CULTURE THIS IS JUST LIKE MY TRANIME GREENTEXT VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!
FUCK WOJACKSPAMMERS BTW
SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE

Site-wide leaderboards

Rank Board GET # Significance PPM[b]
#1 /b/ 911111111 Octs ~114.57
#2 /co/ 133333333 Octs ~44.45
#3 /g/ 88888888 Octs ~42.45
#4 /lgbt/ 33333333 Octs ~32.79
#5 /jp/ 44444444 Octs ~20.13
#6 /k/ 55555555 Octs ~19.59
#7 /vp/ 55555555 Octs 15.40[138]
#8 /gif/ 22222222 Octs ~13.86
#9 /lit/ 22222222 Octs ~10.39
#10 [s4s] 11111111 Octs ~4.60

The above leaderboard tracks the most prestigious 4cuck GETs stolen by the sharty based on GET significance (sexts, septs, octs, etc.) and the board's estimated (or actual) posts per minute (PPM) when the GET was obtained. For example, an octuple-GET will always outrank a septuple-GET due to the former's inherent significance and rarity. However, an octuple-GET obtained on a fast board (like /b/) is more valuable than an octuple-GET obtained on a slow board (like /po/) due to the former's PPM being higher, meaning a greater level of precision, coordination, and luck is required to successfully steal it.

To calculate a board's estimated PPM during an octuple-GET[c], obtain the board in question's post/min and % Activity Now values from 4stats.io. Divide the posts per minute value by the % Activity Now value to obtain the board's daily PPM peak (eg.: 3.5 PPM ÷ 85% = 4.11764705882), then multiply the product by 2.62 and round your answer to the nearest hundredth (eg. 4.11764705882 × 2.62 = 10.79) to obtain the estimated GET PPM.

Note that these rankings are based solely on quantitative metrics, rather than qualitative metrics. One could argue that the simultaneous 29999999 & 30000000 GETs stolen from /lgbt/ hold more cultural significance to the Soy Community at large than the ten GETs listed above put together due to the role /tttt/ played in Operation Clean Stable. However, cultural significance is not taken into account when determining a GET's leaderboard ranking - only its rarity and difficulty.

/aco/

6666666 GET[139]

'son thread

7999999 GET

/b/

911111111 GET[140]

This page is a gemerald.

sharty won /b/fags lost

This was a very turbulent GET. This GET is especially notable due to having the highest board PPM during the GET attempt, at 114.5 posts per minute, or one post every 0.523Ϫ seconds.

The calling thread suffered multiple derail attempts, and then the entire site was hit by some faggot with a bot and multiple proxies. Nevertheless, it was still a victory. Not even some terminally obsessed script-throttling tranny can stop the party.

/bant/

14000000 GET[141]

.

16666666 GET[142]

he won

18999999 and 19000000 GETs[143][144]

HWAW, WEABS LOST

The 18999999 and 19000000 GET was taken by a Nate themed Flartson alongside a hanging troonjak of Cirno.

/biz/

56000000[145] GET

'ABY 'OT 'IN

/co/

133333333 GET[146]

>Family guy

GET 133333333 was a dancing cobson GET

139999999[147] GET

ZWABAG(Zellig Will Always Be A Gem)

A major 'zellig GET on 'zellig thread and 'zellig day[d]

/ck/

18999999[148] and 19000000[149] GETs

These GETs were allegedly taken by the Moroccan, who cited prior posts on /bant/ with the same filename and MD5 hash as the two images used in the GETs as proof.[150]

Big mac
>Drinking soda

/fit/

70000000 (maybe)

get incoming
Claim
Proof

71000000 (maybe)

Claim
Literally built for bbc

71999999[151] and 72000000[152] GETs

Both GETs were a babybot GET. They were both deleted a few hours later.

green sweltering clear-cut terribly quicker shakily coaxingly height love throat earthquake cicada progress interpret reply bat settle blind suck
eager sticky weasel dryer prescribe beam last

72999999[153] and 73000000[154] GETs

"a chud killed himself today"
"How to deal with lactose intolerance?"

/g/

88888888[155] GET

Give me 1(one) reason why I should leave Windows 7

89000000[156] GET

/qa/ won, loiussss lost

91000000[157] GET

baby

94444444 GET

just use a random copper wire with electrical tape. you wont hear any difference in audio quality anyway

Despite being stolen accidentally by a soyteen, post n°94444444 was a decisive Sharty IAS win. Unlike most soyteen GETs on 4chan, this one was well-received by /g/ natives, and the first GET to feature a HWABAB cat variant of Cobson (He Will Always Be A Bed).[158]

95555555[159] GET

another babybot win

96999999 and 97000000[160][161] GET

Vaush 'pasta get

Flartbot GET, along with a pro-Apple 'pasta to piss off winbabies and linuxtroons.

/gif/

22222222 GET[162]

YLYL
cartoon bald men with beards edition

24999999[163] and 25000000[164] GETs

Gemmy spadeson post
im a selfish little fuck

25999999[165] and 26000000[166] GETs

GET 25999999 was "baby bot won", and GET 26000000 was soot shaking his ass. Both of them were posted in a tranny thread.[167]

baby bot won and soot ass

/hc/

2222222 GET[168]

>Requests for the source of an image, the name of a girl, or more images from a set go on /r/.

>>>>/r/

>Failure to do so will result in bans.

>OP must post at least 6 images of their own to start a thread, or else it will be deleted without warning.


gemmy hardcore image though

The >>>/hc/ get was stolen on October 5, 2022. Unlike most GETs, the coomers were too focused on masturbating to notice that their get was stolen.

/ic/

7000000 GET[169]

How do I get better at drawing black and white characters with glasses?

This one Janny erased fast (geg).

/jp/

>My wife Chino has pink hair though.

37999999[170] and 38000000[171] GETs

/qa/ זכה (Translation: /qa/ won)
OH NO BASEDJAK WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

38999999[172] and 39000000[173] GETs

plier
/qa/ won.

44444444 GET[174]

sympathetic huge elderly utilized blindly cactus forest ice shoulder bandana waste needle comb print practice slip fold tremble

This one claimed by Baby bot

/k/

55555555[175] GET

>Gun control

57000000[176] GET

gun chuds lost, david koeresh lost, randy weaver lost, ruby riege was justified, arrest kyle rittenhouse, ban AR's, atf won, democrats won

58000000[177] GET

russia won pigkrainians lost

59999999[178] & 60000000[179] GET

flartbot

Despite being an artificial get it still caused a meltdown among 4cucks who thought that 'eens came form /pol/ and started accusing 'teens of being pro-Russian shills.[180][181] One of them even started spamming anti-Russian gore in the thread and on the 'log.[182]

/lgbt/

25000000 GET[183]

Getterino

29999999 & 30000000 GET

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!
The 29999999 GET on /lgbt/

The 29999999 & 30000000 GET on /lgbt/ were decisive 'sharty wins.[184]

The 30000000 GET consisted of a picture of a rock with a soyjak face on it, with the accompanying text 'Out of the coal came forth sweetness.'

'The 29999999 GET was cracker cow, the counterpart to nigger cow. The jannies seethed so much that they deleted the GETs before the archive could even save them, which would have meant deleting them less than 10s after they were posted. They went so far as to ban natives who made the mistake of asking what the get was.

The sharty erupted into celebration, and both the get thread and the catalog began to play the song "We Are The Champions".[184] The mood on the website was absolutely ecstatic, arguably only beaten by that of the /s4s/ get.

The raid thread later got mysteriously deleted and removed the archives. A mod later stated that it was due to a bug with the archiver as well as the thread being accidentally deleted.[185]

33000000 GET[186]

The 33000000 GET was stolen by a bot similar to Baby bot that spammed Flartsons.

33333333 GET[187][188]

The 33333333 was stolen by Baby bot.

34000000 GET[189]

/qa/ won

Gem on Christmas eve.

/lit/

22222222 GET[190]

Stop NEETing it out and interact with people, incel chud

While 'teens agreed that this Bernkastel GET was coal, it was secured by a Sharty poster nonetheless.[191]

/news/

1222222[192] GET

breaking news all niggers are dead
get brought to you by https://soyjaks.party

1234567[193][194] GET

Spic worshipping frog clittycel's failed attempt at taking the get
Frognigger BTFOd in this slowburn fight for /news/'s 1234567 GET

/p/

3999999[195] and 4000000[196] GETs

'son website
This is nut

/pol/

438888888

/pol/ saving GET[197]

/qa/ won/

453333333

TND victory[198]

kill niggers TND

how balcksissies will recover from this one?

/pw/

4000000 GET[199]

>>Tripple A
>>lucha libre
>>high flying
>>trios

/r9k/

68000000 GET[200]

>I'M SO FUCKING BLACKPILLED BRO
>WOW THIS RYAN GOSLING MOVIE IS LITERALLY FUCKING MEO
>DUDE YOU GOTTA READ UP ON GNOSTICISM, IT'S LIKE CHRISTIANITY BUT BASED AND BLACKPILLED LIKE MEO
>UM, YOU WASH YOUR HANDS SOMETIMES? GTFO NORMALFAGO
>UM, JUST WORLD FALLACY MUCH?O
>*stubs toe* FUCKING BLACKPILLED AGAIN!

69000000 GET[201]

The r9k 69000000 GET was NAS, but a /qa/ joke nonetheless.

Honestly I don't even want it

72999999[202] and 73000000[203] GETs

'umo un the lon
It's simple, just uhhh.... stop being depressed bro

74000000 GET[204]

SHARYT WIN 1

75000000 GET[205]

>we need to circumcice the McDonald's burger or something

76000000 GET[206]

This GET smell like cheese.

But no party that targets the real causes of G*ldsons' subhuman decline? Why do G*ldsons hate missed threads and Barney? Without cheese G*ldsons will die out in a century and will be replaced by missed threads anyway. More G*ldson subhumans die from sniffism (also traffic accidents related to this), G*ldson on G*ldson violence, homosexuality (jannies, trannies and moddies suicide much more than heteros + they bear no (you)s), drugs (G*ldsons have drug epidemics that are worse than the afghan feet sniffer epidemic) Since L*ebaiters are dying out and getting confused, the government has to fix this or the economies of the G*ldson boards would collapse. G*ldson boards have been paying people welfare and child money in hopes of them breeding (since 2013) but they spend it on alcohol and drugs and keep the crisis going. People on welfare would rather buy ponies and pay half of their welfare on pony foo,d ROFL. So /qa/ fixes it by taking offboarders + L*ebaiters instead, in an attempt to preserve the G*ldson population. Every single board that took refugees has benefited from it economicaIIy apart from boards that were aIready third world. That's because of the G*ldsons' Marge-hoarding culture but I am not gonna get into that in this thread.

Leebait win

[s4s]

10000000 GET[207]

Main article: Swaglord

As retaliation for the deletion of /qa/, soyteens stole the largest /s4s/ GET ever. This prompted arch-janny, Swaglord, (who had attempted to automate the GET but ended up with Post number 10000001 instead), to seethe big time. Dozens of /s4s/ natives were banned in a fit of impotent rage as a side effect. This GET was perhaps the most impactful in party history, being of a highly desirable number on a relatively popular board, and leading to the normalization of Cobson in soyjak culture.

10999999 GET[208]

The 10999999 GET of /s4s/ was "gemmy" in response to a failed GET featuring Cobson and the iconic song Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo that was also used in the 10000000 GET in the same board.

indirect cob win







11000000 GET[209]

babybot win

11111111 GET

babybot win

There's no archive because a janny seethed and deleted it in seconds before any archive could save it.

11200000 GET[210]

gemmy get doe
FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT PUT /plier/ IN THE HEADER

a neutralposter got the get, amazing isn't?

/soc/

This GET smell like cheese.

31999999[211] and 32000000[212] GETs

females of soc, what kind of vibe do I give off?
Rate me?

The 31999999 and 32000000 GETs on /soc/ were stolen by pictures of Lee Goldson and Kuz, respectively. [213]. Note that the start of the user ID for post 31999999 was QA, proving that /qa/ won once again.

/t/

1111111 GET

>piracy... le BAD!!

On February 5th, 2022, a soyteen scored the first and so far only septs in the history of /t/.[214] Unlike most soyteen GETs on 4chan, post number n°1111111 was well-received by /t/ natives.

/trash/

53999999 GET[215]

Almost a soylady and 'zellig W

TND!!!

57000000 GET[216]

Whatever this thing is

If >>57000000 or >>56999999 are cirno'd, IAS, or pic rel then the mods must unironically unlock /qa/

58999999 GET[217]

i dont get it

59000000 GET[218]

"sharty and /dbs/ win"

/m/

21999999 GET [219]

HWABAG

cobson egg win

22000000 GET [220]

babybot win

/v/

/v/ has GETs that don't end in 0 disabled entirely due to a history of autists sperging out over GETs. posts that would end in dubs (and thus any trips, quads, quints, etc) will get their post ID raised by 1 so it's not a GET; if you don't believe me, try making a reply double arrow to a post ending in dubs (you'll have to manually input the post ID) and you'll notice that there was never a post with that ID because it was skipped

/vmg/

888888 GET[221]

HWABAG

999999 GET[222]

piggy board

1111111 GET[223]

==soooooty==

/vm/

777777 GET[224][225][226].

Two hours later teens also tried to get the 53000000 GET from /trash/ yet this was taken by a cirnofag.

Common Cobson W

1000000 GET

>>999880 and earn money very slowly... without the blue bonuses you suffer

1111111 GET

Anyone wanna play gmod

/vp/

53000000 GET[227]

BWC gem, a sharty win.

I LOVE GRASS TYPE POKEMON

55444444 GET[228]

>Heh, the Sharty is trying to steal our numbers again.

55555555 GET[229]

GOTTA RAPE EM ALL

/vrpg/

3333333 GET[230]

really nigga?
>turn-based rpgs still exist in 2023 really nigga?

/vst/

999999[231] and 1000000[232] GETs

>I fucking LOVE strategy games
>basedhammer

/vt/

41000000 GET[233]

swedish win

47277777 GET[234]

>just mock them and enjoy while we jack off to a landwhale using a 10 year old as a avatar
didnt know cognitive dissonance this strong was achievable natty

56000000 GET[235]

/qa/ won /lgbt/ lost

60000000 GET[236]

This get was negatively received because of the babybot parallels and its use of "flartson" which is generally considered forced NAS.

65000000 GET[237]

soot

/x/

30999999[238] and 31000000[239] GETs

>I got kicked out of the library for putting the bible in the fiction section
Science

34999999[240] and 35000000[241] GETs

LOL ONIONS
>MyHouse.WAD

37000000 GET

Non-babybot baby get

/y/

3000000 GET[242][243][244]

Additional GET picture plus replies of soy'eens
basedjak.party won

GETs on Other Imageboards

Mintboard

/bone/

777777 GET

The GET Nº777777 (GET of luck) was stolen by a mobilechad after posting a hillbilly impjak gem on /bone/, this caused so much malding amongst their tranjans that they deleted the GET and banned the mobilechad shortly after.

The 'unker

4000 GET
I made those images of soylita with a huge ass and made that one gif of a bbc entering soylitas tight asshole, I also made the chloe thread


4000 GET was obtained in a confession thread by soylita poster. [245]

5000 GET
get for him


5000 GET prophecized the appearance of Admin Ϫ and thus considered a massive morale-boosting gem for the scattered soymmunity. [246]

7000 GET
posted it again award


7000 GET was obtained by a teen voicing his dissatisfaction with SoySuba coal assumed by many to be the coal that destroyed the sharty.

8000 GET
ban pony coal NOW!


8000 GET was obtained by someone railing for pony ban.

9000 GET
It's a hash code


9000 GET was a reply to a teen who was asking what a tripcode is.

10000 GET
Shrek won


10000 GET was a gemmy reference to Shrekchan, a dead "ironic" altchan that was compared to sharty by some oldfags(It is also having creepypastas too). The GET received a custom message from Angeleno. [247]

11111 GET
this


The first quints of the 'unker got obtained by a teen agreeing with a frogposter proclaiming jihad against Red. [248]

12345 GET
'Why does everyone hate us?

The 12345th get on the 'unker was by someone asking why everyone hates jakkers.

20000 GET

???

Endchan

/dota/

33333 GET
COOOOOOOOB GAAAAAAAANG
69999 and 70000 GETs[249]
Sharty won /qa/ won

/pone/

9999 and 10000 GETs

A good amount soyteens really like nu metal.












/genshin/

10000 GET
I don't mind the sun sometimes The images it shows

19999 and 20000 GETs

Double GET win.

Youre Goyslop!!

Lainchan

KEEP IN MIND: LAINTRANNY JANITORS ARE KNOWN FOR SEETHING TO THE EXTREME EVERY TIME SOMEONE STEALS A GET FROM THEIR EXTREMELY DEAD IMAGEBOARD. TAKE HEED.

/hum/

66666 GET
niggerglitterboy coon spook spicniggerglitterboy coon spook spicniggerglitterboy coon spook spic...


The GET was later edited by the admin, who proceeded to add custom warning messages to every soy post in the thread.[250]

Hello everyone! I just wanted to say that CHECK 'EM. Lainchan is the best site in the world.
Thank you for your time!
<3

/music/

11111
Heil Sooty soot. Heil sooty soot.

Out of pure seethe, jannies immediately locked not only the board, but the whole site.[it just is, ok?]

/q/

12345
SHARTY WIN.

Shartyteen snitching Shemmy confirmed.

/sec/

22222
ababa

The get was stolen by a babyGOD flooding multiple threads with excerpts from the Wikipedia page for breast milk and baby images.[251] The site was then rolled back because of "soyjak spammers".[252]

8kun

/f1/

66666 GET
Gem

/tingles/

30000 GET

The OP's linked image depicted a soyjak drooling whilst listening to ASMR, referring to the board topic. Due to board restrictions, the GET was accompanied not by an image, but by a YouTube embed: (Soyjak Baby Photos (Wholesome) from SoyTube.

this is how you niggas be looking like https://files.catbox.moe/za0srk.png (this shitty site WILL not let me embed images)

Crystal Cafe

/b/

222222 GET
SoyGOD W

/feels/

99999 and 100000[253] GETs

The Sharty fought over and claimed two GETs that 'fe girls were entirely oblivious to. Baby stole the 99999 GET and was allegedly responsible for an impressive stealth Cacarald leading up to the GET. One post later, a certified platinum GODson victory swept the femcel community off their feet. This post echoed the iconic /s4s/ 10 Million Cobson GET.

CACA
im play with my legose
Niggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho

/media/

30000 GET[254]
Total Glurple Victory, ladies, the mighty sharty passes you the salute

Leftypol

/anime/

20000 GET
Gem

/hobby/

33333 GET
Is soy coal

/tech/

20000 GET
/tech/ 20000
TND
22222 GET
dbdbbxxbbxxh

Swedish Win

/edu/

20000 GET
SOYJAK PARTY WON, HAIL THE REICHSFUHRER, 14/88, REMOVE KEBABSj4v98

Getchan

/ref/

8888 GET[255]
KILL YOURSELF



9000 GET[256]
hwitwer won





Jarty

/soy/

40000 GET[257]
tsmt


lol look at all the frogs on here[258]

/sharty/

11111 GET[259]
He won
12000 GET[260]
Frootist GET oldpoopas lost
15000 GET[261]

Kohlchan

/pol/

123456 GET[262]
baby win

/z/

60000 GET[263]
Swedish win

Soychan

/soy/

100 GET

On July 18 2023, Soychan, a clone of soyjak.party, opened for fifteen minutes before being locked for excessive illegal spam.[264] Within this timeframe, a Joeyyposter posted the first GET on /soy/.

cinema

TheFrogPond

/pepe/

2666 GET


This GET shows a Burnt Springtrap image, but it was a 'sharty win and a markiplier win.  

2700 GET

 

2800 GET

  The vortex.  

/bant/

Wizardchan

/music/

10000 GET

[265]

Bantculture a.k.a tovhov.gyate.net

/bant/

999 and 1000 GET
>make sure the 'teens are not stealing the 1000GET while I'm gone or I'm actually gonna rope






This get is notable because Bantculture tried to make multiple obstacles for those who wish to access the website, from requiring a password to post through the most known URL (and changing those passwords) to shutting down said URL. The jannies apparently started replacing IAS images with gyates. (a meme popular among 4cuck touhou trannies) [266]

gurochan.cx (now guro.cx)

/g/

99999 and 100000 GETs
COB GANG
COB GET

Swedishwin.com

/rr/

10 GET
New Cado

/dalwa/

75 GET

/nigger/

10 GET

Notes

  1. he got the get in my thread and because it was tranime bbc coal I just nuked the thread
  2. Based on data pulled from 4stats.io and collected during Operation Pholidote, we can estimate that a board's PPM activity will spike to roughly 2.62 times its average daily peak during a octuple-GET rush.
  3. At the time of writing, more data is required for calculating other types of GETs.
  4. Ongezellig took place on October 14. Check Deel 4 if you don't believe.

Citations

  1. http://web.archive.org/web/20230924130739/https://soychan.org/soy/thread/4798041.html
  2. https://s4s.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Checks#The_List TRANNY DATAMINING LINK DO NOT CLICK
  3. https://web.archive.org/web/20230219024902/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/2338540.html
  4. https://web.archive.org/web/20200921201421/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/17.html
  5. 5.0 5.1 https://web.archive.org/web/20200922113816/https://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.html
  6. https://web.archive.org/web/20200922120747/https://soyjak.party/soy/7.html
  7. https://web.archive.org/web/20200922120832/https://soyjak.party/soy/6.html
  8. https://web.archive.org/web/20200922121440/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/633.html
  9. https://web.archive.org/web/20200922121204/https://soyjak.party/soy/3.html
  10. https://web.archive.org/web/20200922173859/https://soyjak.party/soy/index.html
  11. https://desuarchive.org/_/search/filename/1588097503895/
  12. https://web.archive.org/web/20201119044343/https://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.html
  13. https://web.archive.org/web/20201202041949/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/29326.html#30000
  14. https://web.archive.org/web/20201208023615/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/33333.html
  15. https://web.archive.org/web/20201222032940/https://soyjak.party/soy/index.html#39999
  16. https://web.archive.org/web/20210413041714/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/69979.html#70000
  17. /soy/, post no. 77777. I scored a perfect 100 in my last IQ test lol. April 29, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210430121838/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/77760.html#77777
  18. /soy/, post no. 88888. >>88888 / WE POGGERS NAO. May 16, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/88888.html#88888
  19. /soy/, post no. 99999. FUCK NIGGERS. June 2, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210602134238/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/99982.html#99999
  20. https://web.archive.org/web/2020*/https://soyjak.party/holo/
  21. /soy/, post no. 100839. The shark gem is back. June 8, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210608193254/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/99982.html#100839
  22. /soy/, post no. 100000. (No caption). June 2, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210602135503/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/99992.html#100000
  23. /soy/, post no. 100062. completely accidental GET, typical of cirnofails. June 2, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210602135503/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/99992.html#100062
  24. Cirno is known for her childishness (read: stupidity) [...] in the manual for Phantasmagoria of Flower View, she is labeled as "9. Moron" in an explanation of the game screen's layout. [...] Due to the infamous manual screenshot, Cirno has been nicknamed "Nine-ball" or simply "⑨". https://touhou.fandom.com/wiki/Cirno/Fun_Facts
  25. The two threads can be found towards the bottom of the page. https://web.archive.org/web/20210602125143/https://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.html
  26. /soy/, post no. 111111. >Switzerland. June 17, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210617133055/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/110842.html#111111. Archived on June 17, 2021.
  27. /soy/, post no. 111111. >Switzerland. June 17, 2021. https://archive.is/J0OVc#111111. Archived on August 6, 2021.
  28. /soy/, post no. 123465. WHERE THE THE GET GO??. June 29, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210629200944/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/123465.html#123465
  29. /soy/, post no. 123476. THIS IS WHAT SOOT WANTS TO HIDE FROM THE WORLD. June 29, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210629200946/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/123476.html#123476
  30. /soy/, post no. 123492. cope, chud. June 29, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210629200944/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/123465.html#123492
  31. /soy/, post no. 123741. Because it's the ban evading spammer that flooded nearly the entirety of /soy/ a few days ago.. June 29, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/122468.html#123741
  32. /soy/, post no. 123477. you know screenshots like this can easily be faked right?. June 29, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210629200944/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/123465.html#123477
  33. /soy/, post no. 123469. forced, boring, awful, wasted. June 29, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210629200944/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/123465.html#123469
  34. https://web.archive.org/web/20220120180951/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/221534.html
  35. https://archive.md/VhM4j
  36. [1]
  37. https://soyjak.party/soy//res/300000.htmlhttps://archive.md/iRrX5
  38. https://soyjak.party/soy//res/300000.html#300068
  39. The 333333 GET on /soy/.
  40. /soy/, post no. 444444. Updoot. April 5, 2022. https://web.archive.org/web/20220405173621/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/444005.html#444444
  41. /soy/, post no. 500000. >Yes, Japsterdam *is* real. April 21, 2022. https://web.archive.org/web/20220421110109/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/500000.html#500000
  42. https://web.archive.org/web/20220718224318/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/800000.html
  43. https://archive.ph/FIA9R
  44. https://archive.ph/Jbeul
  45. https://archive.ph/CRFkm
  46. https://web.archive.org/web/soyjak.party/soy/res/999999.html
  47. https://web.archive.org/web/20220901000549/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/1000000.html text was originally "UTTP@TEAM" as in the image
  48. https://archive.ph/wdUrT
  49. https://web.archive.org/web/20220917222559/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/1110183.html#q1111111
  50. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1200000#p1200000
  51. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1221950#p1222222
  52. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1299963#p1300000
  53. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1333333#p1333333
  54. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1399953#p1400000
  55. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1440086#p1444444
  56. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1499069#p1500000
  57. https://archive.ph/zv5e9
  58. https://web.archive.org/web/20221130024051/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/1151011.html
  59. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1599703#p1599850
  60. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1599994#p1600000
  61. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1665569#p1666666
  62. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1700000
  63. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1776800#p1777777
  64. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1800000
  65. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1999881
  66. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2000000
  67. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/1999881
  68. https://t.me/kuztalk/71
  69. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2199978#p2200000
  70. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2222222
  71. https://web.archive.org/web/20230218081708/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/2333333.html#top
  72. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2444025
  73. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2500000 - archive does not show the CSS fuckery.
  74. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2555290#p2555555
  75. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2599935#p2600000
  76. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2666404#p2666666
  77. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2699860#p2700000
  78. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2777777
  79. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2888623#p2888888
  80. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2899955#p2900000
  81. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/3099983#p3100000
  82. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/3200000
  83. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/3397836
  84. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/3500000
  85. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/3555555
  86. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/soy/thread/3596784.html#3600000
  87. https://web.archive.org/web/20230628153250/https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/3666649.html
  88. https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/57775288/#57777775
  89. https://archive.is/S6dON#3888888
  90. https://archive.is/nznwA#3900000
  91. https://archive.is/op1Ns#3899999
  92. https://archive.is/uNRuS
  93. https://archive.is/8NfVM#4000000
  94. https://archive.is/k6U5C
  95. https://archive.is/6aibP
  96. https://archive.ph/FWkyc#4300000
  97. https://archive.is/l6FuZ#4444444 https://archive.is/pHhki https://archive.is/X8Sah#4444444
  98. https://archive.ph/UGfo6#4600000
  99. https://archive.ph/fAmmQ
  100. https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4777777.html
  101. https://archive.is/H7fn5
  102. https://archive.ph/wmUhd
  103. https://web.archive.org/web/20231122163946/https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/5299982 (archive.ph)
  104. https://archive.ph/tp9gY
  105. https://archive.is/F6bKB
  106. https://archive.ph/iySsl
  107. https://archive.today/awbGf#selection-30885.2-30885.9
  108. https://archive.today/awbGf#selection-30885.2-30885.9
  109. https://archive.ph/NwbvR
  110. https://files.catbox.moe/zvcwx0.PNG
  111. https://archive.ph/Kn18z
  112. http://archive.today/2024.03.25-135301/https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/6655551.html%236655555
  113. http://archive.today/2024.03.26-140756/https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/6668517.html%236668555
  114. https://archive.is/BbONG
  115. https://archive.is/jKK91#4408088
  116. /int/, post no. 9999. Trans women are women. July 3, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int//res/9999.html#10000#9999
  117. /int/, post no. 10000. (nigga?). July 3, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int//res/9999.html#9999#10000
  118. https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int//res/9999.html#10002
  119. https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int//res/9999.html#10003
  120. https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int//res/9999.html#10005
  121. /int/, post no. 11111. Are repeating digits normal in your country?. August 1, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int/res/11111.html#11111
  122. /pol/, post no. 7777. KILL ALL SWEDES. June 17, 2021. http://web.archive.org/web/20210706193625/https://soyjak.party/pol//res/7777.html#7777. Archived on July 6th, 2021.
  123. /pol/, post no. 7814. pin it. June 17, 2021. http://web.archive.org/web/20210706193625/https://soyjak.party/pol//res/7777.html#7814#7814. Archived on July 6th, 2021.
  124. https://archive.ph/fZx5q
  125. https://web.archive.org/web/20231128023116/https://soyjak.party/pol/thread/88543.html
  126. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/qa/100000
  127. https://web.archive.org/web/20230713235644/https://soyjak.party/qa/thread/123456.html
  128. https://archive.ph/Z6cwk
  129. https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/q/77232#p77777
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