Gem

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If you see a gem, BUMP IT

"In jakking culture, "gem" is used in regard to particularly high quality 'jaks. Gem-worthy 'jaks are to be commended for their value and merit. Complete opposite of "coal".

A gem (also called a gemstone, gemmie, 'emmie, fine gem, jewel, precious stone, or (((semi-precious stone))) is a piece of mineral which is made in a cut and polished form, it is used to make jewelry and other adornments, it also has other uses since its hardness has given it many uses. However, certain rocks (such as lapis lazuli and opal) and occasionally organic materials that are not minerals are also used for jewelry and are therefore often considered to be gems as well. Most gems have low malleability and high brittleness, but some soft minerals are used in jewelry because of their luster or other physical properties that have aesthetic value. It's artificial rarity is another aspect that lends much value to a gems and gives the ownership of gems status.

The link between gem and coal is not random as some people may think, gems are most of the time shown with a human made picture of a big shiny blue diamond. Diamonds are made of carbon and are created by extreme heat, pressure during long periods time. The fact that coal too is mostly made of carbon imply that even coal can become gem under specific condition, hard work and long time, and lets not forget that gems true quality and beauty is shown only after they are CUT and POLISHED. So your polishin can make it happen.

Gemerald

Gemeralds are a stronger variant of gems. It is subconsciously uttered by 'teens in response to high dopamine spikes. The coal counterpart to gemerald is vantablack coal.

Gemmington

Gemmingtons are a much stronger variant of gemeralds. Its mostly commented under Impjak posts by 'teens due to its charismatic suffix "ington". The coal counterpart to a Gemmington is a coalington


Diamond

Diamond, also referred to as Tanzanite, is arguably the strongest variant of gems. The sharty is always suffering a diamond crisis, due to their perceived rarity. As a result, the stock market price for diamonds is artificially high, even tho Professor Chudberg successfully synthesized them in 1954. Thoughever, Coca Cola Company bought the patent for the synthesis procedure, which has led to a growing international diamond black market. The coal counterpart to diamond is brimstone.

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