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[[File:Tyronius Floyd.png|thumb|Freshmen at the University of Minnesota attending a lecture on critical BBC theory, 2021 ]]'''Critical BBC Theory (CBBCT)''' is a ficticious unified cosmological theory of everything revolving around the superiority of Big Black Cock (BBC.) According to neo-Nazi right-wing schizophrenic chudcels who forgot to take their meds, CBBCT is a CIA funded form of post-modern liberal propaganda that is taught at all levels K-12 in American public schools. However, according to snopes.com,  there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to indicate that CBBCT indoctrination is actually happening.  
'''Nojak''' is a front-facing [[List of Soyjak Variants|soyjak variant]] spouting an open mouth and false excitement.[[File:Nojak template.png|thumb|Nojak]]
== History ==
Nojak was first posted on October 6, 2021,<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5190537/#5190568</ref> making it one of the [[List of Soyjak Variants|newest variants]] as well as the last to originate from [[/qa/]] before [[The Great Soyset]]. It was traced allegedly by a [[Serbs|Serb]] from a YouTube thumbnail uploaded by the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRKBIVWIEWc Oreo Review Show]. Nojak received mixed reviews upon his release on /qa/<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5309624/#q5309673


== Overview ==
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5203871/#q5203871
Even if CBBCT did exist (which it DOES NOT,) no white person would ever be capable of understanding it due to the implicit bias inherent in their subconscious. The only group of people that would be qualified to understand CBBCT (which DOES NOT actually exist,) is Black/Brown inner-city elders who have a doctoral degree in CBBCT from MIT University. These educated Black/brown elders from MIT have scientifically proven that white people would never be able to understand CBBCT (if it even existed in the first place) due to their implicit bias and lack of lived experiences. Thus, speaking speaking about CBBCT as a white person is equivalent to violence against Black Lives.


If CBBCT were real (which IT IS NOT,) then it would be impossible to write down any of its main ideas on paper. Since the white man invented writing, there is no way to write down anything that is not institutionally racist. The only way to learn about CBBCT would be through the oral tradition of the Zulu nation, passed down from generation to generation since the beginning of time.
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5222863/#q5222863</ref>, and is currently considered to be forced [[coal]] by most 'jakkers.
 
Even [[though]] the original name was Nujak, it was changed to Nojak by booru admin as a variant with that name already existed.
 
== Criticism ==
[[File:Nojak original photo.jpg|thumb|Thumbnail from which Nojak was traced]]
Many well-informed and intelligent people are of opinion that Nojak is [[coal]] because of his unusual eyebrows and square features, including his eyes and other details that were clearly drawn with the straight line tool. Additionally, his usually thick stubble makes coloring his face with a bucket tool complicated.
 
After the initial few [[/qa/]] edits, most of the Nojak variants were low-quality [[dust]] that was spammed by a few dedicated chuds on the [[Soyjak.party|sharty,]] which in turn made hate for Nojak even greater. Some people have gotten used to Nojak, while others still consider him NAS charcoal.
 
== Oreo Review Show ==
[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGjSVC1Xh-EZhOtA7WNy6RA/featured Oreo Review Show] is a YouTube channel run by (((Jonathan Estis))), from whom Nojak was traced. [[Fact|Nojak uses this channel to upload his genre-redefining, trope-subverting, culturally relevant, thought-provoking, socially-aware high-brow critiques of Oreo cookies]] to an audience of a couple hundred viewers.
 
In a video uploaded on 24th Janurary, 2022, Estis acknowledged the [[Soy Community|soy community]] and thanked us for adapting his likeness into such a well-written character.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf5DKRqDRPs&t=610s</ref>
 
Estis's faith makes Nojak a canonically [[Jews|Jewish]] soyjak.<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/weirdal/comments/rh41wc/does_al_still_perform_pretty_fly_or_has_he_spoken/hoojcf2/</ref>
 
== Nojak AMA Incident ==
[[File:Vinluv's paper.jpg|thumb|An important soyrelic]]
On March 2, 2022, Jonathan from the Oreo Review Show (yes, THE nojak) [https://web.archive.org/web/20220304211547/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/367230.html made an AMA thread on /soy/.] Initially, he refused to post proof that it is him, later citing that a "message board built around the foundation of anonymity loses its shit that someone won't post concrete proof of their identity" After extensive questioning by soiteens, Nojak "proved" that it was him by screenshotting his channel dashboard. when told that it could've easily been faked and asked to provide a recording of him refreshing the page, he continuously refused to do so. He was not using a [[Namefags|trip initially,]] so its almost impossible to tell if any of the nojaks are the real deal [[Though|thoughever.]] Eventually, nojak claimed the trip "nojak !!sR3lIQVdVg" around the end of the threads lifespan, leading to doubts that it's actually the real nojak despite he talk like him. The thread eventually devolved into a brutal [[Soy Duel|soyduel.]]
 
"Nojak" answered many questions in the thread, remarking that:
 
* He was [https://i.redd.it/vcy9t386psw61.png mortified] after becoming a 'jak
* Searching for the [[Soyjak.party|'sharty]] was easy, all he had to do was search some combination of nojak, [[Gem|gem,]] party, etc.
* He was also lurking since January ever since a flood of soyteens replied variations of "gem" in his comments.
* All nojak variants are lazy/ugly, like him. He also says that the "[[Son of the Mask|son of the mask ones]] are sort of funny"
* He was deleting soyteen comments on his videos because he didn't want to "explain to my friends what a fucking [[Soyjak|"soyjak"]] is and why i am one now"
* Every soyjak variant is [[Coal|coal,]] with maybe the exception of [[:File:SoyWojak.png|the original]] which is funny. It's mindboggling that soyjaks became a subculture.
* His least favourite soyjak variant is "the one of the fucking trans """"person"""" hanging themselves"[[File:Vathjak and Nojak make amends.png|thumb|"lmao ok you might be literally the only good and worthwhile poster on this site"]]
* He claim "Kool Yung Soot"/Vinluv Anton Handesbukia was the "only good poster" and unblocked him,used as proof of his involvement[[File:Estis of the Mask.jpg|thumb|Vinluv's take on the man]][[File:The Vathxodus.png|thumb|Vinluv's rendition of the ordeal]]
Its speculated that this is the event will save the 'sharty and end the [[Soyvil War 2|2nd soyvil war]]
 
== See also ==
 
* [[Oreos]]
 
== Citations ==
<references />

Revision as of 22:54, 24 March 2022

Nojak is a front-facing soyjak variant spouting an open mouth and false excitement.

Nojak

History

Nojak was first posted on October 6, 2021,[1] making it one of the newest variants as well as the last to originate from /qa/ before The Great Soyset. It was traced allegedly by a Serb from a YouTube thumbnail uploaded by the Oreo Review Show. Nojak received mixed reviews upon his release on /qa/[2], and is currently considered to be forced coal by most 'jakkers.

Even though the original name was Nujak, it was changed to Nojak by booru admin as a variant with that name already existed.

Criticism

Thumbnail from which Nojak was traced

Many well-informed and intelligent people are of opinion that Nojak is coal because of his unusual eyebrows and square features, including his eyes and other details that were clearly drawn with the straight line tool. Additionally, his usually thick stubble makes coloring his face with a bucket tool complicated.

After the initial few /qa/ edits, most of the Nojak variants were low-quality dust that was spammed by a few dedicated chuds on the sharty, which in turn made hate for Nojak even greater. Some people have gotten used to Nojak, while others still consider him NAS charcoal.

Oreo Review Show

Oreo Review Show is a YouTube channel run by (((Jonathan Estis))), from whom Nojak was traced. Nojak uses this channel to upload his genre-redefining, trope-subverting, culturally relevant, thought-provoking, socially-aware high-brow critiques of Oreo cookies to an audience of a couple hundred viewers.

In a video uploaded on 24th Janurary, 2022, Estis acknowledged the soy community and thanked us for adapting his likeness into such a well-written character.[3]

Estis's faith makes Nojak a canonically Jewish soyjak.[4]

Nojak AMA Incident

An important soyrelic

On March 2, 2022, Jonathan from the Oreo Review Show (yes, THE nojak) made an AMA thread on /soy/. Initially, he refused to post proof that it is him, later citing that a "message board built around the foundation of anonymity loses its shit that someone won't post concrete proof of their identity" After extensive questioning by soiteens, Nojak "proved" that it was him by screenshotting his channel dashboard. when told that it could've easily been faked and asked to provide a recording of him refreshing the page, he continuously refused to do so. He was not using a trip initially, so its almost impossible to tell if any of the nojaks are the real deal thoughever. Eventually, nojak claimed the trip "nojak !!sR3lIQVdVg" around the end of the threads lifespan, leading to doubts that it's actually the real nojak despite he talk like him. The thread eventually devolved into a brutal soyduel.

"Nojak" answered many questions in the thread, remarking that:

  • He was mortified after becoming a 'jak
  • Searching for the 'sharty was easy, all he had to do was search some combination of nojak, gem, party, etc.
  • He was also lurking since January ever since a flood of soyteens replied variations of "gem" in his comments.
  • All nojak variants are lazy/ugly, like him. He also says that the "son of the mask ones are sort of funny"
  • He was deleting soyteen comments on his videos because he didn't want to "explain to my friends what a fucking "soyjak" is and why i am one now"
  • Every soyjak variant is coal, with maybe the exception of the original which is funny. It's mindboggling that soyjaks became a subculture.
  • His least favourite soyjak variant is "the one of the fucking trans """"person"""" hanging themselves"
    "lmao ok you might be literally the only good and worthwhile poster on this site"
  • He claim "Kool Yung Soot"/Vinluv Anton Handesbukia was the "only good poster" and unblocked him,used as proof of his involvement
    Vinluv's take on the man
    Vinluv's rendition of the ordeal

Its speculated that this is the event will save the 'sharty and end the 2nd soyvil war

See also

Citations

  1. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5190537/#5190568
  2. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5309624/#q5309673 https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5203871/#q5203871 https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5222863/#q5222863
  3. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf5DKRqDRPs&t=610s
  4. ↑ https://old.reddit.com/r/weirdal/comments/rh41wc/does_al_still_perform_pretty_fly_or_has_he_spoken/hoojcf2/
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