Self-insert syndrome

Self-insert syndrome
Type	Imageboard
Symptoms	'Jakking without the obligatory green meme arrow, blogposting, posting about self-loathing and suicide
Risk factors	Depression, Internet addiction disorder
Complications	Social isolation, self-harm
Treatment and Prognosis	Not enough data
Frequency	Not enough data

Self-inserting is a mental-illness similar to autogynephilia. It is characterized by a 'jakker that starts to identify as the soy boy pictures he collects so dearly, to the point of using them as avatars.

Like other paraphilias, self-insert syndrome is a sign of greater suffering or trauma deep within the individual, but isn't by itself harmful unless the weird behavior has social consequences, nonetheless, it should be pathologized and stamped out in the nebulous standard of normality of the atomized individual in the neo-liberal system of free exchange.

Self-insert syndrome's doesn't feature in the DSM-V, which according to Dr. Soyswedeson and colleagues, "confines the syndrome's rate of incidence to tragic obscurity" and that "Further inquiry into the psykosexual aspekten [sic] of this condition could be fruitful", closing off, on an eerie note with "we're working on making it notable enough for the DSM".