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During an attempt at expansion of Chudville's borders, a piece of land north of the city was restored by CHUD, Carbonatorr, and several other players. After the full restoration, Carbonatorr declared the independence of a state called Sproke City on the restored territory. Both players then skirmished for a while until CHUD tried to jihad both of them with a respawn anchor. After he died he respawned in a far away base and left the server with his final words being "So this is how it ends" and "it's over". Most of CHUD's items were salvaged by Usnutt and burried at a discreet place. For weeks Chudville was left without a leader and the place has become an anarchic shithole once again. Not long after the Chudlandian V. Chudistan/Sproke City conflict, a prominent player named Waterburgr took power of the city in a majestic speech with the support of Chudlandia. Sproke city was later wiped off the map of Chudville under a janny's oversight and moved far from spawn.  
During an attempt at expansion of Chudville's borders, a piece of land north of the city was restored by CHUD, Carbonatorr, and several other players. After the full restoration, Carbonatorr declared the independence of a state called Sproke City on the restored territory. Both players then skirmished for a while until CHUD tried to jihad both of them with a respawn anchor. After he died he respawned in a far away base and left the server with his final words being "So this is how it ends" and "it's over". Most of CHUD's items were salvaged by Usnutt and burried at a discreet place. For weeks Chudville was left without a leader and the place has become an anarchic shithole once again. Not long after the Chudlandian V. Chudistan/Sproke City conflict, a prominent player named Waterburgr took power of the city in a majestic speech with the support of Chudlandia. Sproke city was later wiped off the map of Chudville under a janny's oversight and moved far from spawn.  


On the 26th of May, LunaMedia (tranny) gets encased in obby. The entire server celebrates.  
On the 26th of May, LunaMedia (tranny) gets encased in obby. The entire server celebrates. LunaMedia later escaped the trap and the users that trapped him were told by not to trap people.  LunaMedia is awaiting trial.


=== Chudlandia: ===
=== Chudlandia: ===

Revision as of 12:29, 28 May 2023

The server is located at mc.soyjak.party. YOU WILL play on it!

This page is a gem.


Soycraft is a Minecraft server for soyjak.party.

Pre-History

There was never going to be a minecraft server, do not investigate further. No such plans were ever discussed. Do not investigate further. There was never an attempt at a new official 'craft. Let me repeat. Do. Not. Look. Into. This. Further.

After the shutdown of the official Sootcraft server, which died in darkness, the 'party was left without an official server.

the 'craft. One of the only images of the server to exist.

On August 4, 2022, the 'craft was created, a non-cracked 1.16.4 server. The server itself only lasted a day before being shut down due to someone loading loads of chunks.[1]

Very few images of the server exist, and according to Kuz, it cost him 300 dollars to repair everything.[2]

Later, an unofficial server called Kuz's Waiting Room existed as a temporary server that would exist until the official server came back. There was an average of 0 players online at any time there. Per the server's name, it was shut down right before the official server was to start and the world was archived in full.[3]

A l33t haxxor joins the Soycraft server on November 2nd.

Take Two

On November 2, 2022, an announcement with the text "The Minecraft server will return on November 4rd[sic]" was made. A poll was attached to the announcement to determine the version. Although 1.5 won by 40% of the vote, another announcement was made with stating "Since you selfish little fucks spammed the vote its going to be 1.19" [4]

The server was later changed to 1.18.2. We do not talk about why this change was made. In fact, the paragraph above doesn't exist and never existed.

Although the server officially opened on November 4, 2022 at 9:00pm EDT, the server itself was joinable since November 2nd if you were to connect to mc.soyjak.party.

The World

the 'eed is cracked


Seed: 6450862790848946979

  • NOTE: Following an end reset, the end now uses a different seed.

On the very first day the server came out Chuds managed to both kill the end dragon and reverse engineer the seed

Click to be brought to a seed viewer so you can see where all the 'tructures are.

To use maps, use

/tomap [url] resize [size of image in blocks. Ex. 1 1]

Important Locations

Location X Z Dimension
Spawn 0 0 Overworld
1488 Base 1488 1488 Overworld
Chud HQ 8888 8888 Overworld
End Portal even doe there's one at spawn 328 -531 Nether
Chudville -200 80 Overworld
Chudlandia -410 -84 Overworld
Mount Coal Ice Boat Racing 324 98 Overworld
Chudgard 630 150 Overworld

The rules of Soycraft

  1. All the rules of the sharty apply.
  2. No malicious unwarranted griefing or continuous unecessary aggression. All disputes and cases will be settled in an in-game court.
  3. No chat flooding. This is very tolerant, just dont send like 50 messages a second.
  4. No ban evasion. Bans are shared, so you will be banned from the sharty if you ban evade on the 'craft.

How to join using a cracked account

Use PollyMC for that, a fork of PolyMC.

If you're using Windows or Mac, you will get some warning about the program being from an unreviewed publisher. You can ignore that.

Once, you've installed it, you'll need to click "add instance" and 1.18.2. You need to make sure that your Java Version is set to 17. Pollymc may try to automatically set the Java version to 8.

After that's done, you can create your account. Click "profiles" then "add account." Then click "add offline" and choose any name you'd like.

Finally, just add mc.soyjak.party like any other multiplayer server, join then register! Just make sure to follow the rules.

Common Errors

It is asking you to add a premium account, then you may have downloaded the wrong program. Make sure it's Pollymc.

If you are being told that your java version is incorrect, you will need to make sure it is Java 17. Head to Settings>Java>Auto-detect. See the relevant gallery photo.

How to join using Android

If you have an Android, you can join Soycraft, and play the Java Edition, by using PojavLauncher.

To use it, download PojavLauncher from the Google Play Store.

Then, create a new profile, but under the "version" box, click the "SELECT" button to the right and choose 1.18.2 (which is located under "Release"). Finally, at the very top, tap where it says "Add account" and then click the "Add account" button in the dropdown menu. Clicking "Microsoft Account" will allow you to log in, while clicking "Local Account" will allow you to play cracked.

If you have iOS, you can also use PojavLauncher, but it is less straightforward to install.

Notable Landmarks

Spawn

A rare depiction of the withercobs

The server's spawnpoint. Was lavacasted at a point. A signular nether portal, ruined aquarium, and a train station used to exist here. It was later griefed down to bedrock by a 12 year old with the name "nigger." Kuz cleared his inventory and his chunks, which were filled with duped TNT. Don't ever go here. Go far-far away. Today, the spawn is somewhat survivable, although it is filled with "god tier wojack" and "HWABAG" withers which make escape difficult. There is also a large obsidian wall along the north side, and the surrounding terrain has been decimated by war and lavacasting.

Downloads

The spawn area on the very first day. http://files.soyjak.wiki/Soycraft/SpawnDay1.zip

Old spawn after a minor grief (a missing chunk is located at spawn due to a bug in the scraping program): http://files.soyjak.wiki/Soycraft/SpawnMostlyIntactEarly2.zip

Chudtown

A ruined village which was burnt down by kuz on the first day. After being rebuilt, its notable landmarks included the Church of St Chud, which was used to burn items that were stolen from other players as well as a stonecutter. The village was destroyed when a wither was summoned there.

It was later partially rebuilt and had a train line from spawn.

Chudtown was then griefed again, all that is left are the ruins of the once vast town. THOUGH, a new altar is being rebuild unknown location.

Efforts to rebuild Chudtown as it used to be are now underway as part of the project to restore the area around spawn. These efforts were later cancelled in order to work on New Chudtown instead.

New Chudtown

A village located near the cob hotel and concentration camp, which is meant to be the successor to the original chudtown. The city's lore is very similar to that of Chicago's.

1488 Base

A base located at X1488 Z1488. Was later griefed by trolls from splinter sites who were enacting a one-sided war.

Chud HQ

Chud HQ
Chud HQ Being Griefed

The Chud HQ is the new megabase of the day 1 soyteens who built the very 1st 1488 base. They left because some offsite selfish little fuck set fire to the base, which was 95 percent wood. The base was reduced to little more than a foundation with chests and glass panes floating above it. Leadership of the group of chuds and slaves who settled 1488 naturally came from Fwambaby who was already planning their next base, Chud HQ. Chud HQ is a base planned by Fwambaby. It consists of a commendably large castle of stone bricks, with floors of fireproof spruce slabs. Much of the chuds time in the first week was spent gathering stone and fuel to build it. The castle itself is quite empty, all activity is in the courtyard. With all the necessities such as a storage building and vaccine dispensary. It has been raided once by an Italian larper, who destroyed all of the items in its storage with lava, leaving them only what was on their person to go on. The chuds then shifted to an enderchest based personal storage system for each of their valuables. His attacks were put to an end when he waltzed into the courtyard naked, in front of several chuds, who proceeded to inflict TND on the intruder. Much work afterwards was dedicated to finding his bed and destroying/bedtrapping it. For this reason chud HQ has grown wary of sharing its location, though it still always welcomes teens who manage to make their way to it. There are a couple splinter builds which are around chud HQ. Goob1488's tower is across the river from the castles front where it is lined by swastika trimmed hedges. There is a police officer statue as well as an Israeli flag on the sides of the entrance. There is also a temple to Moloch by the path to the castles gates and a domed TND temple deep underground in dripstone lava cave. A small acacia house is to the left of the castle and is of unknown ownership. Looking down on the castle from its right is the Giant Nigger, who stands above a submissive cobson snowbunny who's so horny that he'll wet himself at the press of a button. Somewhat adjacent from the base is Goob's own, where there is a raid farm. There has been great effort to set up an exp farm in the end from chuds. There currently is an ongoing effort to fix and prevent further damage to spawn which is expected make more newteens join.

Griefed on December 17, 2022. The culprit was assumed to be Jakobodachocobo.

Restoration project was completed in early April 2023.

A version of Chud HQ from before the grief can be found here: https://files.soyjak.wiki/Soycraft/ChudHQ.zip (ChudHQ was located at X8888 Z8888. This world dump leaves you at a nearby jungle castle. You can easily get to the main part of ChudHQ by switching your gamemode to creative and flying over there or by just teleporting.)

Spawn Island

sunset at the 'cado coinslot

As of November 20, 2022 spawn has been "cleaned up" by teens, who created a large obsidian platform topped by one layer of grass. A couple days later, a player named Soyjakparty traveled to spawn and elected to remain there, to situate newly entering players with free diamond gear. Note that this only happened because a new user (abucobson) serendipitously logged in for the first time just as Soyjakparty arrived at spawn. With a newteen helper, Soyjakparty committed fully to developing spawn.

The shrine

The first building erected being "The Temple" or "Soylimpus". The temple is a a quite large stone brick pantheon with quartz pillars, large beams of wood in a diorite ceiling, and a tower domed with copper on top. The back of the building looks out from the edge of the platform with a pulpit in front of a giant stained glass window painting of Nikocado Avocado's coinslot. The sun rises through the doorway, and sets in the coinslot. There is also a secret room within the domed tower, accessible by a discreet staircase to the right. Within this tower is a shrine to Saint Crusius himself. Bathed in a militaristic red are watermelons, swastikas, a tithing box, and pictures representing Chud and that which he fought for, all surrounding a candled alter with his likeness placed at its heart. Soyteens are encouraged to tithe at this shrine at least once for good luck. The temple itself is quite roomy, the church congregation being at the end, and an enchanting or vaccine brewing station set at either side of the entrance. Brilliant banners of the Nazi and Israeli flags drape the pillared entrance. Said pillars are decorated with portraits of significant sharty figures such as Nikocado, Kuz+Soot making love, Cobson, and Frognigger (dead). Spawn is in a small unbreakable house, while a larger storage shack made by the initial renovators was reappropriated as a storage for newteens. On one side is a small grove filled with beehives (buggies are sacred in shartyspawn culture). An extensive farm dominates the eastern end, as well as a pile of coal with a sign stating it as "the sharty", and a super science powered automatic compostor... or something. On the other side there is also a "cobby on the 'log". A few small structures/houses are built on the spawn island too. Beyond the garden is the big waterfall teens use to get down from spawn. Beside it is a soysand science powered elevator, which carries players up it surprisingly fast. At the base of the waterfall is a growing pod village made by Soyjakparty by vaccinating villagers, to provide a source of the diamond gear needed for newcomers. Above the village and spawn float an obsidian tyrannosaurus skull and a mysterious red building... as well the word "nigger" written in the sky. Spawn island's only permanent inhabitant is a zoglin named "whiter than u".

Spawn island was griefed on November 21, 2022 and was later restored until it was griefed and lavacasted around the same time Chud hq was griefed in December. The lavacast was removed and most of the island's buildings were restored around late February.

Spawn island was later demolished by the spawn restoration crew to make way for new spawn. Buildings that were on spawn island were relocated. This was due to spawn Island always being a temporary structure until actual spawn could get restored.

New Spawn

Gravestones mourning the lost builds of spawn island.

On May 3, 2023, an aggressive effort to restore the area around spawn to exactly how it looked on the first day of the server started. Most buildings around the area, including spawn island, were either consensually demolished or moved. A museum was placed where the pyramid was and where Chudtown used to be.

Kuz Visits the ‘Craft

Kuz came onto the sharty mc server (which has existed for 7+ months) for the first time since the server opened. He said very little, built a giant pepe, and when he got down a bunch of people surrounded him and he signed some books. He shitposted a few times and then made an arena for people to fight in. Then he left. I think it was the first time most soyteens have seen kuz shitpost. After he left some guys built a protected area of the base where kuz had spent 5 minutes AFK.

April Fools Building Competition

On April 1st a building contest was held on the 'craft, with the mods setting up a build plot for players to use. They had two hours to build and were limited to the resources they brought.


WINNERS:

  1. Fishjak (PostSootEra) - won a Lifetime KolymaVIP subscription.[5]
  2. Soy in a Cage (CHUD) - won a BBC (wooden sword).
  3. Restaurant (NoID_eas) - won a bunch of coal.
Kuz gives the winner of the contest, 321913, a signed book. Nobody knows to this day what that book was.
Kuz posts a gem.

The world was saved here: https://files.soyjak.wiki/Soycraft/BuildContest41.zip

Chudville and Chudlandia

Labelled faction map

Chudville:

As of January 2023 A spawnbase called Chudville was started by user CHUD with total of 14 residents among them CHUD, Kogger1, Waterburgr, cobson, and NewestGOD being the most active. It hosts various building like the Sidson.city Hall (also known as the Reichstag) with the secret TND bunker (YOU WILL NOT RESEARCH) a hot air balloon (now restored), the soyunity and a prison. There is also a variety of farms

Buildings:

Inside Chudville there are a variety of residential, government and commercial buildings. Notable buildings include the communal Soymunnity Center where resources are shared, a short metro that leads to Chudlandia (with a planned second stop to Chudgard), two embassies and a variety of new builds being worked on.

On the hill beside the main town resides New Little Dixie IT WAS NEVER CALLED THIS. It is the current home of CHUD.

There is also an area just outside of Chudville known as “KFCtown” named after the Kosher Fried Chicken restaurant that was built there. It is only partially completed due to the grief, with the only interesting thing remaining being the soyjak.baby gravestone.

History:

AzzyTheAngel caught griefing chudville. Hacked clients were used which made stopping them impossible.

March 17: Due to a popular thread on /soy/ about the 'craft a tranny griefer joined to destroy the server. However he was so unbelievably incompetent that only a few wooden houses and the red amogus were damaged

Match 18: GeorgeFloydDotExe wanted to grief the server because he wanted reparations. He was later banned because 90% of people on the server would leave if Chudville and Chudlandia were to be griefed. On that day NO 'P Mysteriously appeared in the chests all throughout the Spawn region

Griefed completely by AzzyTheAngel on March 19, 2023. The reason was stated simply as "i was bored." Banned unceremoniously by the janny a few hours later on March 19, 2023.

LunaMedia is trapped

Saved here: http://files.soyjak.wiki/Soycraft/ChudvilleAndChudlandia.zip

March 20: Janny installs the CoreProtect plugin, which means any griefs can now be undone, to the dismay of grieftroons.

On March 26, 2023, kuz and some others filled the area with frogs.

During an attempt at expansion of Chudville's borders, a piece of land north of the city was restored by CHUD, Carbonatorr, and several other players. After the full restoration, Carbonatorr declared the independence of a state called Sproke City on the restored territory. Both players then skirmished for a while until CHUD tried to jihad both of them with a respawn anchor. After he died he respawned in a far away base and left the server with his final words being "So this is how it ends" and "it's over". Most of CHUD's items were salvaged by Usnutt and burried at a discreet place. For weeks Chudville was left without a leader and the place has become an anarchic shithole once again. Not long after the Chudlandian V. Chudistan/Sproke City conflict, a prominent player named Waterburgr took power of the city in a majestic speech with the support of Chudlandia. Sproke city was later wiped off the map of Chudville under a janny's oversight and moved far from spawn.

On the 26th of May, LunaMedia (tranny) gets encased in obby. The entire server celebrates. LunaMedia later escaped the trap and the users that trapped him were told by not to trap people. LunaMedia is awaiting trial.

Chudlandia:

Chudlandia, founded and lead by Usnutt, is a neighbouring city state friendly to Chudville. Most of it's structures were built after February 2023 despite being founded in the middle of November 2022, making it older than Chudville. The state's population is distributed into various casts, the leader, the governors, the army and the slaves, most of which work in the Silesian coal mines. Chudlandia is well known for it's focus on expansion and forcing less developed settlements into their alliance which is LE GOOD since it benefits both parties or something.

Chudlandia is one of the more architecture-focused cities leaning more on an unified theme throughout the city. The leader's temple and the Chudlandian square, inspired by Greco-roman architecture form the centre of the city with the suburbs for newchuds to settle in the east. In the south lies the autonomous Silesian region where a big part of the state's industry is concentrated and where future expansions are planned. There is currently a reward for any Turkish person being captured in Chudlandia.

Most notable landmarks are the leader's temple, the Chudlandian square, Chudlandian spleef arena, and the Chudville Embassy. Chudlandia is separated from Chudville by a cobblestone wall to prevent too many refugees flooding the place. Right behind the wall are the Silesian coal mines for newly captured slaves to work in.

Battle of Chudlandia:

On February 4th, a player by the name of OskarDirlewanger attacked Chudlandia's suburbs and it's surroundings with a flint and steel but was quickly stopped by Usnutt and lavatrapped in one of the houses. Later that day he tried to free himself using alt accounts which he eventually accomplished while everyone was distracted by a 2b2t tranny setting up a lag machine.

Oskar was later killed in the morning of February 5th and ultimately gave up. The same happened to the 2b2t tranny when xe was found lurking around the Chudlandian border.

March 19th incident:

Chudlandia was the second base to be griefed by Azzy right after Chudville, but due to the lack of resource planning from the griefer it wasn't damaged as badly as Chudville and the reconstruction of all the damaged buildings was possible.


The aftermath was the diaspora of most residents of the two cities. Chudville and Chudlandia were shortly abandoned, then, not long after, restoration of the cities began.

Chudlandian - Argentinian War

A river dividing the Chudlandian suburbs and land taken by Argentina

Shortly after the full restoration of Chudlandia, a settlement built by an Argentinian newgod was spotted at the edge of the Chudlandian suburbs, right at a spot where a road was being built for future expansion. Seeing the Argentinian base as a threat to Chudlandia's prosperity, the Chudlandian leader Usnutt set up tnt cannons pointing at the Argentinian border checkpoint as a threat.

A day later, the Argentinian joined the server and the case was taken to the Chudville courthouse. After it was found out the judge didn't even know what the conflict was about, the Argentinian base was blown up and the territory ceded to Chudlandia.

The former Argentine territory now hosts a communal super smelter and a spleef arena.

The Silesian Uprising

The Silesian uprising was a conflict between the Silesian separatists and Chudlandia. After a declaration of independence, the leader of Silesia captured rapeson's forest, the Chudlandian border checkpoint and a border bunker. The Chudlandian beer hall was also griefed in the process. The Chudlandian leader has quickly stepped in and buck broke the uprising's leader forcing him to work for him as the governor of the newly established Silesian autonomous region which was put under Chudlandian oversight and was mandated to pay war reparations in coal.

After the uprising was crushed, there were multiple attempts by another separatist to liberate Silesia from Chudlandian rule but all of those were crushed almost immediately.

Court Cases

Chudville V. Barrier Block

Chudlandia V. Chudistan

On the 21st of April a court session took place to decide the fate of Chudistan, an exclave built within Chudlandia's borders. Carbonator, the owner of Chudistan, claimed the land was unused by Chudlandia and thus it was free for him to build on. Usnutt retaliated by saying that although it was unused it was not unclaimed. As evidence he displayed a map[6] of the region which showed the land left of Chudlandia to be its sovereign territory.

The court ultimately ruled in Usnutt's favour with the condition that he dismantle the dirt shacks he had built in Sproke City within 24 hours. Both parties agreed to these conditions and Chudistan was relocated by the mods to a new location.

The People V. cobcloudy

On the 22nd of April, cobcloudy stole one iron pickaxe, one iron sword, and some building materials from Carbonatorr, who planned to use them to build Sproke City. In retaliation for the theft, Carbonatorr and several other server members repeatedly killed cobcloudy, as there were no mods online to rectify the situation. After three hours of repeated killing, a mod eventually came online and held a court session to determine the fate of cobcloudy.

The court ultimately ruled in the prosecutions favor, allowing the execution of cobcloudy, but also stated that the hours of vigilante justice made up for the thefts, and thus the stolen materials would not be returned.

Carbonatorr V. Salienaut

On the 25th of April, Salienaut stole a beacon from Carbonatorr and Baritone. Three days later, Carbonatorr filed a case against Salie, seeking retribution for the theft. In court, Salie insisted xhey never broke the beacon, but the logs provided by the jannies said otherwise.

The court ruled in Carbonatorr's favor. For his crimes, Salie was executed twice and enslaved to Sproke City until he completed the construction of a low-income apartment complex. Rather than complete the apartment, thoughever, Salie griefed Sproke City and was banned.

Other Settlements

Chudgard seen from Chudgardstrasse

Chudgard: A medium-sized settlement east of Chudville, in the foothills of Mount Coal. There is currently a Reichstag building similar to the one in Chudville under construction, planned to serve as a meeting place for representatives from the various settlements.

Silesia: an autonomous region under the control of Chudlandia, located next to (formerly) Rapeson's forest. Interesting locations include a large mine, a keyed kike-free bank and a bar where the drinking age is 11. The currency of the town is copper. There's also a unfinished citadel from half life 2 and classic "Kamienica" block.

One of silesian propaganda pieces "Head not rock"
"Welcome to silesia" a welcoming poster

Coaltown: a jungle base founded by NoID_eas, a Chudville rapefugee who fled after his shit got griefed. Has a lot of coal deposits, hence the name. Landmarks include the OCEC[7] headquarters and a museum. It currently has four members as well as Usnutt who often visits.

Frogtown: a solo base built by a frogposter. It is also Coaltown's closest neighbor with the two having a road to one-another's bases. Their iconic landmark is a massive Pepe head.

Soob HQ: an underground base located in the ruins of spawn. Used to be the only city state with a "democratic" government on the server but was abandoned during its construction phase. After a failed coup attempt by a frogshitter the place was put under Chudlandian protection for preservation.

Sproke City: A livable, walkable utopia where everyone owned nothing and were happy. Later annexed into Chudville and destroyed by mob rule. Sproke City was moved somewhere else by request of Carbonatorr, the owner, later on to prohibit any more aggression with Chudville or Chudlandia.

Brap Farm: a Romanian medieval style village inhabited by two gypsies located south of Chudlandia. The farm has the highest number of livestock in the region as well as a good amount of crops. Due to its location, the place came under Chudlandian influence not long after its founding.

The fur museum.
Ruins

Fur Museum: a museum that was heavily talked about by some users at the time. Built March 23, 2023. Contained a large amount of obscene furry porn images. Was griefed by Carbonatorr less than a day later. Saved here--minus the paintings. Was considered to be the worst build to exist on soycraft.

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