Soygate
Soygate is a genre of Children's Education orchestrated by the sharty that aims to exploit the predatory YouTube Kids algorithm to spread 'jaks and soyteen values to kids and raise next month's newfags right. The YouTube Kids app is designed with the sole purpose of trapping toddlers, whose parents would rather have their children be raised by profiteering pajeets and free text-to-speech programs instead of fulfilling their duty and obligation as parents, in an endless content loop. The content that proliferates on YouTube Kids is of extremely poor quality and the actual educational value of the content is dubious at best. The content seems completely devoid of any educational value or passion and is designed to maximize watch time and milk every single drop of dopamine from the toddler's brain in exchange for ad sense shekels. Since the content on the YouTube kids app is essentially just a low quality shitpost, the 'eens, who are excellent animators, found themselves naturally adept at it and quickly got to work making many channels and gems targeted at the young 'jakkers. Soyjak Children's Educational Videos teach counting to 10 or the colors, with plenty of attention grabbing elements and bright colors thrown in as is standard for the platform.
History
There has been a flood of soygate videos (just look at them, they're easy to make), but what inspired the effort was when the YouTube channel Soytube Kids uploaded "Learn Numbers and Colors with Feraljak | Educational Soyjak Videos for Children"[1]. The video rose to 3K views quickly, and the channel only had 1/10 of that number in subscribers, suggesting the views came from YouTube Kids' system promoting it, and not 3,000 soyteens checking it out at once[2] (contrasted, for example, Soyjak Party Video Archive whose average video gets as many views as subscribers). Learn Numbers and Colors with Feraljak wasn't the first, but it proved that any soyteen could game the Youtube Kids algorithm. The actual first Elsagate-themed Soyjak-themed video was a parody of Match the Head videos and wasn't even uploaded on YouTube at first.[3]
"Learn Numbers and Colors with Feraljak" was picked up by Twitter and Reddit[4][5][6][7][8] for shock value, which signal-boosted it by an amount. "Learn Numbers and Colors with Feraljak" now counts more than 90,000 views.
Child Friendly Soygate playlist
List of Soygate channels
- https://youtube.com/@SoyTubeKidsOfficial
- https://youtube.com/@chudtube
- https://youtube.com/@Soyfunnykids
- https://youtube.com/@learnlatinwithyinbaandchudus
- https://youtube.com/@JakkieKids
- https://youtube.com/@feraljak
- https://youtube.com/@cobsonsplaypen
- https://youtube.com/@soyvidsforpreteens
- https://youtube.com/@fedoralogy3678
- https://youtube.com/@qwayseries
- https://youtube.com/@niggaimnuts69
- https://www.youtube.com/@SoyjakKids
Citations
- ↑ https://live.netmode.ru/bbsnews/koko.php?res=69029
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230220070339/https://www.youtube.com/@SoyTubeKidsOfficial
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/27710
- ↑ https://nitter.snopyta.org/sugarsmorecake/status/1627689523428659201 (1.5M Views - 4,711 Retweets - 329 Quote Tweets - 64.3K Likes)
- ↑ https://nitter.snopyta.org/anonbirdd/status/1627667884867743745
- ↑ https://nitter.snopyta.org/ramunejay/status/1627510303234596865
- ↑ Mindbroken.
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230224153529/https://old.reddit.com/search?include_over_18=on&q=soytube
this shit makes me piss my pants
