Soylita

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Soylita
Soyjak subvariant
Origin/soy/ (December 27th, 2021)[1]
Booru Posts 347 As of January 28th, 2023
Based OnFemjak


Soylita is a soyjak subvariant that depicts wholesomejak as a little girl. Her name is derived from soy, the generic prefix-stem in Soyspeak, + lolita, the name of a pedophile book with a fucking epic unreliable narrator who grooms a child (but really... YOU, THE READER, WAS THE ONE BEING GROOMED ALL ALONG!!!!).

Soylita is NOT "the first jak to be traced from real 'p". Nobody has ever said that. You will not investigate this matter further.

Origin

Soylita is derived from Femjak, which itself is derived from Wholesomejak (who in turn comes from Gapejak). It is universally agreed that Soylita is the most attractive female soyjak.[This claim is disputed]

Controversy

Soylita is controversial on the sharty, with some chuds liking her while other chuds want pedos to hang.

Notable Pedophiles

Legality

The 'ru portfolio for Soylita includes many images which depict her without clothes/in erotic poses. Obviously they're just MS paint drawings,[a] but a quick skimming of the wikipedia page an in-depth scholarly anaylsis on the topic suggests this is enough to be classed as 'p in some countries like Australia,[2] which has a "zero-tolerance" policy for ALL sexualized depictions of people under the age of 18. That includes wojaks chud. and even text from the victorian era lmao[3]

Purging of the Booru

On January 28th, a poll was conducted on whether to delete sexualized images of soylita, with the alleged results being 261 votes for deletion and 199 against.[4] The legitimacy of these results have been questioned, as the original results on the Strawpoll were 579 against deletion to 328 for, with 84 voting to delete only the most provocative images.[5] The Kolyma team claim that fraudulent votes were filtered out, but have not produced any peer-reviewed studies on their methodology, which has led to rigging accusations by users wondering how the team were able to get data that would allow such filtering from the non-Kolyma affiliated website the poll was hosted on.

Shoyta

Shoyta
Soyjak subvariant
Originbooru.soy (July 2022)
Booru Posts 64 As of January 24th, 2023
Based OnSoylita


Shoyta (soy shota; rare example of an inflix in variant naming) is a genderswapped subvariant of Soylita, depicting a little boy. Soyjak historians and deep-variant tunneling soyentists believe that the creation of Shoyta marks the first naturally occuring 4th order subvariant chain; or, a subvariant, Shoyta, within a subvariant, Lolita, within a subvariant, Femjak, within a subvariant, Wholesomejak--all of which are under Gapejak.

Shoyta is built for oneechans.

Gallery

Notes

  1. yes chud they're still ms paint drawings even tho they're all made in gimp/krita/etc, don't interupt

Citations


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