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Soy-tan
Soytan is CONGOLESE VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!
Soytan is darker than coal...
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| Soytan is a forced meme? |
| Heccin' downvoted |
Soy-troon was the former "mascot" of soyjak.party and the current mascot of jakparty. see soy. Xhe was one of the original forced memes, with it's unfunny joke & hideous, punchable face being spammed by some autist. Soy-troon was first seen in September of 2020, the early drawings of the character probably created by a Brazilian. Soy-tan was forced as the soyjak.party favicon and as the image in pinned threads, until shortly after Kuz's purchase, she is also Admin 6's trans-daughter.
The only people who post soytan nowadays are Oldfags wannabes or the people who would be posting soylita like a year ago. Notice how soytan posting started getting more popular after soylita got banned?
Design
Soytan is a moe anthropomorph of the shite soylent bottle. Xhe features a gross pair of bulging, soulless eyes, along with a punchable mouth, fruity ahh glasses, and a terrible NAS artstyle. Xer design is based off a bottle of soylent so cordfags can say it's heckin soot culture or however the sushi is rolled.
Other interpretations
Some claim Soytan to be the female version of Soyjak. Another theory is that Soytan is Soot's genderswapped depiction of himself and that it was made by him blah blah blah something something about my gender being valid. This theory originates from the trend of other site owners doing this; both Kuz and Moot are known to have depicted themselves as anime girls in the past, and both of them eventually came to realize how cringe it was.
Status as Poopson
After the throot incident, many 'teens got bored of the poopson meme and moved on. However, Ϫ months later, there would suddenly be a stickied thread on /sude/ with a picture of soytan, the text being in red & saying "HAIL ADMIN 6!". Many 'teens were then shocked when Root and Froot announced their retirement, stating the next leader to be "SoyTan". Within hours of this admin's rule, soytan pics started to replace every image posted, followed by them running off the threads & moving around like the DVD screensaver. The sharty would then constantly open 'p links and downloading obscure viruses, and within a week of rule, the site suddenly changed to a live stream of Alicia xerself ranting about how bigoted soicacas were & buying soyjak.party to own teh choodz. The site shut down after the stream ended, redirecting to a NSFL 'cord. The domain was dropped until the "Zwanny" splinter bought it, making them the Sharty & solidifying Coob as Admin Ϫ. Soyteens universally declared soytan to be both poopson and admin 6. In summary, soytroon is vantablack because it is:
- Brimstone
- Ugly, even for 'jak standards
- Tranime
- NAS
- Forced
- Coomerslop
- Led to Admin 6 and the 2nd soypocalypse
- Oldcuck trash
The soytroon variant would prove that while Soot was a good admin, he was far from perfect.
Downfall
Even though he never explicitly stated that soytan was no longer the mascot of the party, kuz took down soytans sticky thread and changed the sites icon to Impish Soyak Ears shortly after assuming power. (Not like the coal stopped because he replaced it with niggerzellig anyways)
TLDR: stop fucking soylent bottles you perverted autistic cuck
Re-emergence as VTuber
On the 10th of February, a thread was made with a video of Soytan as a pngtuber playing Peggle. This was deleted within hours due to the anti-Soytan stance of the current administration, however a few short videos have been archived,[1] one of which shows the lost thread.[2] (OH MY FUCKING EARLY 2000'S, SOYTAN LOST MEDIA?!!!!!) His voice is male and you WILL not question it, you WILL support xer and xe IS valid.
Gallery
(Gallery deleted for causing monsters to come out of the computer and kill whomever viewed it) See the 'ru posts: 
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