The Splicesoning

A legendary image celebrating the thread, depicting a group of splicejaks gathering round a fat-necked version of Tabjak.

The accidental gem

Origins

On March 6th, 2023, a chud accidentally stumbled across a gem while looking through his tabs and created the "splice thread". This spurred forth the creation of "splicejak" or “tabjak”. While splicejak on his own would have been a gem, soyteens did not stop there and began to mix together various jaks, creating the forbidden alchemic art of ‘jak splicing.

Backlash

SpliceJak Histeria

The alchemy of splicing jaks is seen by many soyteens as anti-science and an affront to Dr Fauci. Out of fear of splicejaks and their potential, many are calling for their ban on the sharty.