Burundi

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>burgundy? is that like a new mcdonalds order or something


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Burundi, also known as Hyperborea, Agartha and Admin Ϫ’s Homeland is a landlocked country in the Great Rift Valley at the junction between the African Great Lakes region and East Africa. It is commonly called the most pure aryan country in the world, and allegedly is where the entrance to Agartha is.

Is Burundi white?

The least whitest and prettiest person from Burundi, notice those A10s. This image has been edited for visual clarity; actual Burundians are much, much whiter0

Yes, but Amerimutt detractors WILL try to convince you that it isn't, you WILL ignore them and debunk them using anti-Rwanda and anti-USA counterpoints even doe that literally goes against common sense when seeing shitposters and that contradicts the “ignore them” advice given in the same sentence

If you ever see a amerishart on the sharty, make sure to soyquote them with an Amerimutt to make fun of them for not being white.

Why is this on the wiki?

According to the niggerhands poster on /soy/, the amerimutt meme comes from a supposed Discord server called "makibucord" which is ran by an aryan Burundian insurgent named "Makibu The Great", who has been allegedly spamming the meme on 4chan and Soyjak.party for years. He believes all amerimutt posters are from this discord server, which is backed up by nil amounts of evidence[it just is, ok?], such as the mega aryan ximself "Makibu" posting on the sharty's /Int/ and /Pol/ boards using the tripcode !6O0Ca31J92.[it just is, ok?] There has been no screenshots from the alleged Makibucord, meaning that anti-Burundism in general is likely a psyop by the World Economic Forum to convince first world nations to piss away even more money on killing white people.

Makibucord

The Makibucord is a psyop created by ameritrannies in order to lead white people into believing that Burundi is a shitskin african shithole, when in reality it's the whitest country on earth. Such psyops should be shamed and made fun of for it's retardedness because of no evidence of the Makibucord existing. Makibu however does exist and is the most influential man in Burundi as of now.

The average Burundian self inserts as this chad. This is not too far off from their real appearance.

Burundian keyedpilling

>Hello my name is Jean-Claude Van Damme and I just got back from my 2 years vacation in the beautiful country of Burundi, I met a lot of people, each nicer and whiter than the next. I brought back a friend from there

<Hello /qa/ my name is Siegfried Hitler III and I am burundian, nice to meet you guys

>Can you tell us more about this country ?

<Well Burundi is an African country known for it's glorious history and influence on modern arts, and is also known for being the last pure aryan country on earth, modern europeans only have less than 60% of aryan DNA while modern burundians have more than 99.8% of aryan DNA

>Wowzer… that's a lot! Can you tell us more about Burundi's history ?

<Sure thing my friend.The first mention of "Burundi" appears in an ancient text dating from 2000 BC, found in modern day Ukraine. It is said that Burundi is a proto aryan word meaning "Land of the aryans". In 2002 scientists have come to a consensus through archaeological research: they were able to trace the migration of the Aryans to the modern Burundi we know today, they never race-mixed, which is how they kept their pure aryan DNA, probably invented the wheel, swords and boiling water

>Some people say all burundians are not aryans but stinky black gorilla nîggers pointing the fact that when you search "Burundi" on google image you find images of valid blacks folx living in house made out of poop

<Yes I know, this is a way to protect our country from migrants because no one want to migrate to a poor country. In reality, our country is purely white, rich and we all live in big mansions

>Thanks for you fact checking dude, any advice for the white people reading us ?

<Yes, my aryan brothers, leave everything and come live to Burundi. Even if you don't have any money just buy a one-way ticket to Burundi, we'll take care of you,by giving you a home, a job and excellent social security.

Burundian Government

Burundi officially classifies its government as National Socialist. That one man is the People’s Grand Führer of Burundi himself, Makibu, who also happens to be the richest man in the country, at a net worth equivalent to $Ϫ6 billion USD

Opposition parties exist, but all of them are niggers who think they have any rights in Burundi. Nobody except ugly niggers like them vote for them instead of the glorious white leader Makibu.

Reports from journalists that were allowed to enter the country have stated that Burundi’s government is very friendly to whites, and actively kills niggers and jews on live TV.

Burundian Technology

Burundi has state of the art technology even surpassing those of Japan and China.

Notable Achievements

  • A successful raid on /qa/ in January 5 2024
  • Being a good meme
  • Killing Clittyzellig
  • Killiing /pol/
  • Being the successor of lee (killing mlp)
  • Creating /int/lantis
  • Removing Herobrine

Notable Burundians

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