User:MrGlasnost/Dr. Swamp

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THIS ARTICLE IS A HOAX
The subject of this article is about as real as the jarty is alive.
Take everything below with a grain of sproke.
Dr. Swamp's Original Character.

Dr. Swamp is a KYM user who is orchestrating a raid against Yejibros and 4chan accomplices. He wrote a 75 page manifesto about his life and described Sato's crimes in a descriptive and bizarre way.

He was fighting a troll who supported Yeji and other accomplices, that was called The Defecator. His friend was named Mr. Jalopy. Both Jalopy and Swamp are talking about their life, and news regarding JYP entertainment.

After the Glass bottle incident he discovered JYP Entertainment's situation and statement about Sato's homicide. Mr. Jalopy claims that the statement is in fact, real.

He crafted multiple Troll Trackers, Some of them are private and required a token and some of them are available for direct download. But it won't stop until Yejibros and The Defecator decided to find the source code and pirated it. Swamp whould report this pirated tracker directly on GitHub and quickly took action because of plagiarism. Often to not, he focuses more time on raiding 4chan and granting the default admin account through his private tracker but some Admin patched all trackers assigned with it. Dr. Swamp would update all of his trackers, and made the code obfuscated and hard to read. The only thing he did with private trackers was:

  • To lock and remove /lgbt/ because of racism (See: The origin of LGBT Culture)
  • To Ban all Yejibros and restricts Yeji-posting
  • Granting free pirated access to 4chan premium and janny control
  • Making fake announcements to mock the owners
  • Restricting certain boards with 'p
  • Making the site "family friendly"

And... Decides to change the topic of /b/.

Relevant manifesto pages and updates

The Klaus Schwab negotiation

When he added updates to the manifesto, he added 15 pages theorizing the origin of the Covid-19 pandemic (AKA Bat Flu) about mutations and Chinese factories associated with it.

It was allegedly said that Klaus did NOTHING WRONG[it just is, ok?] and the Bat Flu Pandemic was orchestrated by Chinese labs but no labs are associated with it but they did find one, who did this on accident. When they found a rather dead or a sick bat who suffered from a virus.

Some text and information are extracted from Snopes.