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When I apply my battle theory
[[File:Dog_Comparison.png|thumb|The picture which Dogjak is based on (left) and Dogjak (right)]]
Minds are relatively blown"
'''Dogjak''' is a wojak variant made by tracing over an image of a dog to create a nassy, mole-looking creature. Although  considered by most as NAS, Dogjak's status as a [[coal]] or a [[gem]] is a subject of heated debate in the [[Soyjak.party|party]], with entire threads being dedicated to it causing much discord among [[Soy Community|'jakkers]].
So take a seat Steve
 
Oops — I see you brought your own!
== Vandalism ==
What's with your voice
The debate on the validichad of Dogjak has caused a rippling effect on the [[Soyjak Wiki]], as the Dogjak page has been subject to mass vandalism by users who consider it to be coal despite the efforts of would-be [[Janny|Jannies]] to clean it up.
I can't frickin tell
[[File:POLL 101.png|thumb|A poll demonstrating the general consensus that [[List of soyjak.party slang|HWABAC]]]]
You sound like WALL-E
Having sex with a Speak & Spell
I'll school you anywhere
MIT to Oxford
All your fans will be like
Um that was Hawkward
I'm as dope as two rappers, you better be scared
Cuz that means Albert E. equals MC squared
You've got no idea what your messin' with here boy
I've got 12 inch rims on my chair that's how I roll y'all
You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll
I'll be stretchin' out the rhyme like gravity stretches time
When you try to put your little pea brain against this kind of mind
I'm the best
I'm the Snoop Dogg of Science
I'll be dropping mad apples on your head from the shoulders of giants
I'm the giant whose shoulders you'd have stood on if you could stand
I'll give you a brief history of pain with the back of my hand
You can't destroy matter or me for serious
Ripping holes in you bigger than the hole in your black hole theory was
There are ten million million million million million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe
Your mama took the ugly one's and put them into one nerd
You wanna bring the heat with the mushroom clouds you're making
I'm about to bake raps from scratch like Carl Sagan
While it's true that my work is based on you
I'm a super-computer you're like a TI-82

Revision as of 13:33, 24 April 2022

When I apply my battle theory Minds are relatively blown" So take a seat Steve Oops — I see you brought your own! What's with your voice I can't frickin tell You sound like WALL-E Having sex with a Speak & Spell I'll school you anywhere MIT to Oxford All your fans will be like Um that was Hawkward I'm as dope as two rappers, you better be scared Cuz that means Albert E. equals MC squared You've got no idea what your messin' with here boy I've got 12 inch rims on my chair that's how I roll y'all You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll I'll be stretchin' out the rhyme like gravity stretches time When you try to put your little pea brain against this kind of mind I'm the best I'm the Snoop Dogg of Science I'll be dropping mad apples on your head from the shoulders of giants I'm the giant whose shoulders you'd have stood on if you could stand I'll give you a brief history of pain with the back of my hand You can't destroy matter or me for serious Ripping holes in you bigger than the hole in your black hole theory was There are ten million million million million million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe Your mama took the ugly one's and put them into one nerd You wanna bring the heat with the mushroom clouds you're making I'm about to bake raps from scratch like Carl Sagan While it's true that my work is based on you I'm a super-computer you're like a TI-82