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(Poopson CAN'T be brown albeit. If you serve the original Poopson prophecy and not reddit headcanon, then you would see that the original blurred image is black and white. The only actual canon piece is the original post. Anything else has been and WILL BE backrooms cringe. Go make articles on the SCP wiki or r/backrooms because this is embarrassing. I will not stop fighting your coal until this gets locked.) |
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[[File:Time traveler about poopson.png|thumb|359x359px|A screenshot from a future 'teen to show that poopson WILL be created. Image has been blurred to prevent 'teens from possibly killing themselves.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230717190851/https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/3919202.html</ref>]] | [[File:Time traveler about poopson.png|thumb|359x359px|A screenshot from a future 'teen to show that poopson WILL be created. Image has been blurred to prevent 'teens from possibly killing themselves.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230717190851/https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/3919202.html</ref>]] | ||
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Poopson is a name given to a prophesized variant rumored to be the coal that will destroy the sharty. It is expected to be created around Early 2024, possibly during brimstone winter. This variant is argued to be so vantablack that it will cause massive unrest amongst 'teens, possibly inciting the 4th Soyvil War in an event known as the Pitfall Offsite raiders will use this variant to demoralize soyteens and try to convince them that it's a gem variant. This variant will also gain traction amongst twitter users in positive light. But fear not! It is hoped that the gem that will save the sharty will be created a month or two afterwards. We still wait for the day that this fictional, metaphorical gem descends upon the multiverse in the form of either a troll or great user, and brings hope and serenity upon all of the world. Until that day comes, the sharty shall continue to collapse, and people who do not embrace the gem shall never understand, so stay woke to this prophecy!
Observations
Due to the blurring of the image provided by the poster, not much is there to be observed. Despite the blurring though, we can see that Poopson.jpg is at least black and white, and has an open mouth. We can also see the first two digits of the post number, 53. This could possibly mean that this digit is the 5333333 GET and why this variant was so niggerstone.
The Redditification of Poopson Lore
Recently, 'teens seeking refuge from Reddit have been adding dog shit onto Poopson lore by the truckloads. They are trying way too hard, are incompatible with the original details of Poopson, and will turn him into the backrooms and drive it into the ground before the real one is even revealed. Their attempts should be shamed, laughed at, and then they should be driven back to Reddit. All further backrooms-tier lore corruptions shall be ignored on the sharty and kept off of the wiki unless for the purpose of shaming and ridicule.
FALSE POOPSONS
There has been many fake and false poopsons after the word of poopson has been announced. Most where made by poopsoncord, trolls, or [REDACTED] to trick users Any "poopson" you see is NOT poopson. He will only be released in early 2024.
