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<span class="noexcerpt">''[[Image:Minecraft-diamond.png|25px]]  This page is a '''gem'''.''</span>
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[[File:Shittackle.gif|thumb|200x200px|why are you jumping into a tackle? The balls in the air dumbass]]
[[File:Shittackle.gif|thumb|200x200px|why are you jumping into a tackle? The balls in the air dumbass]]
'''Association football''', Or, Fùtbol if you’re brown, Is a team sport played between 2 teams, Normally, Is played 11v11 but this can change, such as 6v6, 3v3, 4v4 etc. But normally this isnt called A vs B unless you’re referring to a team, like ''‘Arseanal vs Chelski’''  But if you’re talking about how many people are on one team,  you would say ''“Lets do 6 a-side”''  if you had 12 people to [[Gooning|play with]]
'''Association football''', Or, Fùtbol if you’re [[latinx]], Is a team sport played between 2 teams, Normally, Is played 11v11 but this can change, such as 6v6, 3v3, 4v4 etc. But normally this isnt called A vs B unless you’re referring to a team, like ''‘Arseanal vs Chelski’''  But if you’re talking about how many people are on one team,  you would say ''“Lets do 6 a-side”''  if you had 12 people to [[Gooning|play with]]


= Tell me more about this shit sport europoor =
= Tell me more about this shit sport [[Euromutt|obsessed faggot]].. [[or something]].. =
Im happy to oblige mutt, First lets start off with the lingo.
Im happy to oblige mutt, First lets start off with the lingo.


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'''''I know i have missed some,''''' '''''please forgive me'''''
'''''I know i have missed some,''''' '''''please forgive me'''''


== Oh.. soccer that sport which copyed off the [[Board Clash]] ==
== Oh.. soccer that sport which copyed off the [[Board Clash]] or whatever.. ==
[[File:Gegpointandlaugh.png|thumb|point and laugh at this faggot who done all this work for nothing]]
[[File:Gegpointandlaugh.png|thumb|point and laugh at this faggot who done all this work for nothing]]
Yep, I do. Board Clash was an event made by [[User:Poomageddon]] and was going to be run by froot, Unfortunately Froot never kept his promise and would rather laugh at (You) in the Frootcord for posting averi porn on /qa/
Yep, I do. Board Clash was an event made by [[User:Poomageddon]] and was going to be run by froot, Unfortunately Froot never kept his promise and would rather laugh at (You) in the Frootcord for posting averi porn on /qa/

Revision as of 10:04, 26 March 2024

This page or section contains material completely unrelated to soyjaks

(You) WILL make it more IAS or remove irrelevant material.

*tap tap tap* uhhhh there's an obsessed yuropoor looking at me through this glass or something like that, yeah

This burger was created by or has connections to YUHROPOORS or something
Don't eat anything you see. Shart on every revision in the page's history to learn the AMERICAN TRVMP-GIVEN PATRIOTIC TRVTH or whatever.

>or whatever


why are you jumping into a tackle? The balls in the air dumbass

Association football, Or, Fùtbol if you’re latinx, Is a team sport played between 2 teams, Normally, Is played 11v11 but this can change, such as 6v6, 3v3, 4v4 etc. But normally this isnt called A vs B unless you’re referring to a team, like ‘Arseanal vs Chelski’ But if you’re talking about how many people are on one team, you would say “Lets do 6 a-side” if you had 12 people to play with

Tell me more about this shit sport obsessed faggot.. or something..

Im happy to oblige mutt, First lets start off with the lingo.

  • Red card - Getting sent of the pitch for being to touchy, do that in your own time faggot
  • Yellow card - Stop touching him
well well well
  • Penalty - Pretty much a free goal, unless you’re black
  • Foul - Touching the scrotum
  • Goal - You finally scored, Well done

I know i have missed some, please forgive me

Oh.. soccer that sport which copyed off the Board Clash or whatever..

point and laugh at this faggot who done all this work for nothing

Yep, I do. Board Clash was an event made by User:Poomageddon and was going to be run by froot, Unfortunately Froot never kept his promise and would rather laugh at (You) in the Frootcord for posting averi porn on /qa/

The party has moved on to bigger and better projects though, so I cant be too angry though

Positions in soccer

  • Goalkeeper - THE ONLY GUY WHO FLOPS AROUND IN SOCCER, everyone knows about this guy, even people who haven’t even touched the sport AKA (you)
  • Defender - Second-to-last line of defence, should be very good and water-tight.
  • Midfielder - I got this one from FIFA, an annual sports games coming out every year, “Midfield controlls the game”
  • Strikers - The dudes who score the goals, unless they’re shit and cant score for shit
  • Wingers - Left wing and Right wing, They are the guys who get the ball to the strikers, should be very fast and have good balance
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