User:'cadocoinslottas

Before reading this biography, ask yourself if theres something of higher importance you should work on (example: homework, your life goals, your hobbies and projects, contributing to the sharty, practicing your religon) instead of wasting your time reading about someone who doesn't even know you IRL.

'cadocoinslottas is like flipping a coin, you either get gem or coal

I, 'cadocoinslottas (known as "gem_cargo_van" on the 'booru, if that even matters), am a regular soyteen writing an article on myself becuase the sharty is down AGAIN! I am also a beliver in neurodivergent superiority.

I like: • Cars (both the actual automobiles and the Pixar movies) • Skibidi Toilet (Scientist Toilet and Titan Cameraman are my favorite characters) • Fundamental Paper Education (yes i wrote that long ass autistic Wiki article and archived it on multiple different platforms) • And of course, soyjaks.

• 

So far i've: • Made a soyjak of my own face (coal thoughbedoebealbeit) • Participated in Operation:Reality (i have done 5 gems so far) • Led a GET raid on Endchans /pone/ board (success) • Have made 2 gems that are literally soyjaks that have been turned into cars (waiting for Lexon to be approved on the 'ru) • Have been a dedicated Sharty user and soyteen

Am i downplaying myself or does no one care about my backstory?: I discovered soybooru looking for anti-boykisser gifs, and when i first became a sharty user it was during the Doll era, my first memories were Babyjak spam and Doll nearly ending sharty culture due to a lack of money, so far i hold a firm belief that the sharty is doing excellent these days and has NOT fallen.

16/April/2024